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THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS DEPICTIONS OF SELF-HARM,

WHICH MAY BE DISTURBING FOR SOME VIEWERS.

MARCH 12, 2005 DO HYE-RYUNG

Wondering what this crazy bitch is up to?

Have you ever heard that…

if you write down your saju and make a wish…

it'll come true?

Yes, that's right.

I'll make the wish just the way you told me.

My wish is…

for all of you to die.

I truly wish every one of you would just drop dead.

That's my wish.

MARCH 12, 2005 DO HYE-RYUNG

IF WISHES COULD KILL

THURSDAY, JUNE 12

AUNT JI -SUN

EMERGENCY AT THE HOSPITAL LEAVING MY CARD FOR YOU

YOU SLEEPING?

READ JUST NOW

I'M UPPP

I GUESS YOU'RE STILL SLEEPING…

I'LL HEAD OUT WITHOUT YOU TODAY…

NO! I'M HEADING OUT NOW!

Hey, I told you not to run. It's noisy for the people downstairs.

Oh, sorry.

I'm really sorry. I got up, I swear.

Did you… just…

What? You don't like it?

Then I won't do it.

No, I like it. A lot.

So much that I'd love it if you did it one more time.

One more time.

One more time. One…

Hello.

TODAY'S FORTUNE

"Love"?

"Show your true feelings"?

Huh?

Sir, I'm getting out.

What? Wait! It's dangerous, Miss Lim!

Lim Na-ri.

Na-ri.

Let's go.

Geon-woo, what are you doing after school today?

-Kim Geon-woo. -What the hell?

Seriously…

Gomen! Sorry!

What is it?

I'm saying this because I've known you two since middle school.

Why are you two always together lately?

You guys dating?

Hey, come on. What are you saying?

She and I live in the same building in the same apartment complex.

It'd be harder to go separately, idiot.

No.

Se-ah was always in the classroom first,

and you always ran in a minute before class.

But lately, you two always show up together.

Something's up. It's suspicious.

Right, Ms. Na-ri?

Hey.

I'm saying this because I've known you since elementary school.

What's wrong with you today, you freaking loser?

What's this?

Such an extreme reaction.

Ms. Lim Na-ri,

do you have a crush on Geon-woo-kun?

-Hey. -Yeah.

"Yeah"?

I do have a crush on Geon-woo.

So stop talking nonsense, will you?

Oh wow. An unexpected comeback.

That's how you wanna play it?

Then I have a crush on you, Na-ri-chan.

Hey.

You wanna fucking die?

What a shitty fucking start to the day.

-Is that so? -Enough!

Stop making things awkward, you otaku.

That hurts.

-My neck. -Seriously.

Fine.

-It really hurts. My neck… -Seriously, stop.

-It seriously hurts! -Hey.

SEORIN MIDDLE & HIGH SCHOOL

GRADE 2, CLASS 4

Instead of putting this input in the title…

Ha-joon.

Geon-woo almost killed me today.

-With a headlock? -Oh!

As expected of a brainiac.

Oh, right.

This thing won't turn on again.

I'm busy these days.

How about fixing this for my birthday?

I told you I'm busy.

The PIN is the same.

Wanna hear something funny?

Not really.

It's Se-ah.

What about Se-ah?

Se-ah and Geon-woo--

-Hello. -I'll tell you later.

My dear students of Class 2-4.

Our class placed first in the math section in Seorin City on the latest mock exam.

The whole city had only four perfect scorers,

and two were from our class.

I'm sure you all know who one of them is.

Kang Ha-joon. Give him a hand.

And the other perfect scorer is…

Choi Hyeong-wook.

-Huh? -What?

Applause.

Choi Hyeong-wook?

Yeah, I was pretty shocked too.

I know it's hard to believe, but give him a round of applause.

Hey, and… this doesn't require a police investigation, does it?

-It does. -Do it.

We should check.

-Investigate? -Yes.

Do it in your heads.

I almost forgot.

GIRIGO YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED

Are you guys not applying for the youth club support program?

Not interested in college?

GIRIGO YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED

Hyeong-wook.

Just come clean right here, and let's settle it between us, okay?

Hey, Kang Ha-joon.

You fed him the answers, right?

Huh? We all swapped seats in the exam.

What will you do if the cops come to school later?

The cops will never know the truth.

What the hell is this loser saying now?

Spit it out already.

So you're truly curious about my secret.

My secret is…

-Girigo. -What?

-Girigo? -That's right.

It's an app that grants wishes.

I'm the dumbass for listening to this.

Let's please live in reality.

No matter what you believed,

I've tried to understand you like a big sister would.

But this is too much. You're taking this act too far.

This is not an act. It's for real.

There really is an app that grants wishes.

There's no such app.

Hey, why would you even look that up?

Amazing, Choi Hyeong-wook. Turning someone normal into a fool.

You won't find it just by searching.

Hold on. I'll send you the link, just for you.

All right.

Okay.

Geon-woo, you're gonna get totally hacked.

Nothing to hack.

Isn't it crazy he got a perfect score?

I think this is worth testing.

I do.

GIRIGO

Hey.

The selfie camera just turned on. Is this normal?

Look. This is the record button.

-What is it recording? -Your wish, of course.

Oh, wait.

You have to write your name and your sajuon paper first.

Saju?

Like the birthdate they use in fortune readings?

Yeah. After you write your birthdate and name on the paper,

hold it up and hit the record button.

Then say your wish. You have to really mean it.

Once you finish recording your wish, be sure to hit send.

-That's it. -That's it?

Where do you even find stuff like this?

You could say I have my ways.

This made your wish come true?

Oh, ye of little faith.

You want proof?

Yeah, show me proof.

Exhibit A.

Here's my wish video. Look.

My wish is…

JUNE 14, 2008 CHOI HYEONG-WOOK

…to get a perfect score in math.

A perfect score in math, please.

A! A! Perfect! Perfect!

What are you doing?

Score! Score! In! In! Math! Math!

That's hilarious!

Wow, it suddenly hits me how deep our friendship runs.

Where are you guys going?

I have more proof.

Hyeong-wook, I get that you're stressed about your grades.

But maybe you should stop taking those weird pills, okay?

Exhibit B.

The notification I got when my wish was granted.

Huh? What's this?

Must be the cooldown.

-Hey, let's go. -Run.

Just a little more…

Seriously, you skipped lunch again?

Gotta watch myself until the weekend.

All that for Hyeong-wook's birthday party?

Obviously not.

He's not a kid anymore. A birthday party? So embarrassing.

Come on, he's just innocent.

Innocent, my ass.

Hey, calling him innocent only worked back in middle school.

Even his breathing embarrasses me now.

Come on, he's not that bad.

I know you were embarrassed, too, while we watched his video.

It's ridiculous enough that he made a wish on some weird app.

And a perfect math score?

Fuck, what a freaking nerd loser.

He even chose a wish that's just like him.

His family is really sensitive about his grades.

-That's probably why he gave it a try. -Gave it a try?

No, I bet that loser was dead serious.

By the way, I wonder what Geon-woo will wear this weekend.

Why don't you sound him out?

Why should I?

You're right. Why should you?

Did you get a birthday present for Hyeong-wook yet?

A present?

I don't know. It's stressing me out.

I really don't get it.

Why does Geon-woo put up with Hyeong-wook's otaku loser crap?

He even pesters me now because Geon-woo puts up with him.

You too. Putting up with him like that is not doing him any good.

Well, Na-ri.

Just thinking about it pisses me off again.

We've had enough.

Why waste our time on that otaku loser's crap?

-How much longer do we-- -Lim Na-ri.

Why'd you stop talking?

Am I not supposed to hear it?

Well, it's just…

Yeah, you're not.

Actually, we were…

talking about your birthday present.

It's a surprise. It's no fun if you find out early.

Oh, come on.

You went quiet, so I thought something was up.

Don't worry about it. Just come.

Don't bring any. I won't take them.

Too bad. I'm wrapping the present nicely and bringing it.

Daijoubu. It's really okay.

You'll be late for training. Let's go.

Oh, you can't be late.

Move.

Move.

Just come empty-handed. Having you guys there is the present.

Now, for any two real numbers x1 and x2

in an interval of the function f(x),

if x1 is less than x2

and f(x1) is greater than or equal to f(x2),

then f is a decreasing function.

Then what is an increasing function?

We'll have a guest.

A guest?

A good guest?

A bad guest?

What kind of…

What is it?

You're scaring me.

Should I take out my knife?

I'm not sure.

I can't see what kind of guest it is.

You got this.

Geon-woo. Get ready.

He flies on the mat, but he always struggles in the sandpit.

Hey, Kim Geon-woo. Come here.

Was it that big a deal getting disqualified last year?

-I'm sorry. -I'm sorry, my ass.

You couldn't even get a proper jump-off in competition this year.

If this keeps up, you'll really get the yips.

Get a hold of yourself, okay?

Go. Go back to the starting line.

Don't treat it like the real thing.

That's easier said than done.

Before you jump,

close your eyes and take a moment to think.

"The whole world is the mat."

"I can do this."

Picture that,

and when you open your eyes, run like crazy and jump.

Is that what you do every time you jump?

No.

I just jump.

Hurry!

-Come on. We've got to go! -Hurry!

ASBESTOS REMOVAL IN PROGRESS AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

Are you on any medication? Like painkillers or cold medicine?

No! Did someone accuse me of doping?

Hormone shots? Birth control?

-Coach, I swear I'd never-- -The national reserve team called.

What?

You should've led with that!

So from now on, you're in special training.

Even on weekends.

You gotta get better before you join the team

so I don't look bad.

I'll do my best.

Coach!

Oh boy!

Gross. Get off me.

Poor you. No more weekend dates.

Or bring Geon-woo and train with him. Before he gets the yips.

Coach, so you knew?

How could I not know?

Goodness me.

SE -AH

Hey, Se-ah.

Hello?

Hello?

SE -AH

What the…

Fucking hell.

Are you guys actually going to that loser Choi Hyeong-wook's birthday?

Who fucking cares?

I'm sick of looking after him at school. Now on weekends too?

That dumbass is so damn annoying.

-Oh God! -"Having you guys there is the present."

I fucking hate it!

That was so fucking embarrassing. I almost died.

Is he out of his mind?

He's so damn dense.

Fucking hell.

I wish he'd stop following us around.

-Hey! -I can't stand him.

-Huh? -You little…

For fuck's sake.

CALL ENDED SE-AH

CALLING SE-AH

HYEONG -WOOK

HYEONG -WOOK

The person you are trying to…

Geon-woo.

I made the national team.

Geon-woo.

I made the national…

Hyeong-wook!

Did his mom scold him again?

Hey, what were you watching instead of studying?

What's that app you use? Tell us!

What's taking you so long? We're the last ones!

Sorry!

Yeah, coming!

They're gone.

You took a while.

I made the national team.

What? The national team?

You made it! You--

What's going on?

You scared?

Scared? As if.

I'm holding your hands because I'm proud you made it.

National team.

Oh, right.

The coach knows.

About us.

Did you tell her?

No. I didn't even tell Hyeong-wook, Ha-joon, or Na-ri.

She just knew.

What should I do?

I'm already on her bad side.

I'm so screwed.

AUNT JI-SUN, I MADE THE NATIONAL RESERVE TEAM!

MISSED CALLS HYEONG-WOOK (39)

Is something up?

CONGRATULATIONS

ON DUTY AGAIN, SO I WON'T BE HOME

For myself?

Seriously.

UP FOR CHICKEN?

This is so good. It seriously slaps.

Thank you so much, Se-ah.

Thank my aunt.

If I meet your aunt, I'll definitely thank her. For real.

Sure.

-I'm gonna brag to the others. -Go ahead.

Oh, right.

I've got a bunch of missed calls from Hyeong-wook.

From Hyeong-wook? Why?

No idea.

-I'm calling him. -Okay.

STOP SULKING AND COME DRINK!

HEY, I'M UNDERAGE. I CAN'T EVEN GET IN

SEND ME YOUR ID PHOTO ON TELEGRAM

Hey, you!

Hey, you're here.

This is insane.

How did this even get past the QR? You could totally sell these.

Sadly, I didn't make these, so I can't.

If not you, then who?

No way.

Hey!

THE REPAIR IS DONE

I'LL SEND YOU THE TRACKING NUMBER ONCE IT SHIPS TOMORROW

HYEONG -WOOK

Girigo.

And the other perfect scorer is…

Choi Hyeong-wook.

No way.

KANG HA -YOUNG

Since when does she call?

Hyeong-wook, you called me a bunch. What's up?

You called me first.

I did?

Hey, speak up. I can't hear a word you're saying.

You

aren't coming to my party.

Oh, right.

Sorry.

I just found out I have to train this weekend.

What the heck? Did he just hang up?

The phone you're calling is turned off. Please leave a message after the beep.

Shoot. Is he upset with me?

But how did he even know I couldn't make it?

Right.

I only just found out myself.

Sorry.

My head has been elsewhere lately.

Weekend training is brutal enough, so I'll let it slide.

Geon-woo, what are you going to do?

Of course I'm going. It's Hyeong-wook's birthday.

Right.

You should go.

Are you worried about Na-ri?

No, I'm not.

No.

Don't worry.

Should I ask the coach to postpone the training?

Geon-woo.

What are you doing?

October 24, 2008…

Name…

Done.

OCTOBER 24, 2008 KIM GEON-WOO

Please let Se-ah's training be canceled this weekend.

Hey, what are you doing?

It granted a perfect score. Canceling training should be easy.

-Cancel the training! -Oh, come on.

Cancel the training! Cancel! Training!

Cancel the training.

-Please grant Geon-woo's wish. -Cancel the training.

-You believe that? You dummy. -Cancel the training.

Sit down and eat your chicken.

-Let me just send this. -You dummy.

SENDING WISH…

I can't grab this one.

-You can't? -Yeah.

Say ah.

FRIDAY, JUNE 13

SLEEPING IN AGAIN?

JUST 5 MINUTES!

The doors are closing.

One more time?

Oh, stop it!

Did they go already?

I guess so.

Come on, what are you talking about?

All right. Let's get started.

Hello.

Let's see who's absent.

Where's Na-ri?

-She's not here yet? -No.

I don't know.

That rascal's late again.

Did anyone see or meet Na-ri last night?

Not me.

No one?

Tell her to come see me when she arrives.

Whoever's phone just rang, stand up.

Hyeong-wook.

Didn't you hear me?

Hey.

Hey, he's mad. Get up now.

Hyeong-wook.

Stop fooling around and get up.

Hyeong-wook.

Hey, get up already.

Choi Hyeong-wook!

Hey, Hyeong-wook.

Hey, Hyeong-wook.

Hyeong-wook!

Hey! Sir!

Class President, get the nurse.

-Now! -Yes, sir!

Stay with me. Hey, Hyeong-wook!

Are you okay?

-Hey. -Huh?

Are you okay?

-Hey, Hyeong-wook. -You okay?

-You all right? -Hyeong-wook.

-Hey. -Hey!

-Stop, Hyeong-wook. -Hyeong-wook.

Put the knife down.

-Hyeong-wook. -It's dangerous!

The knife!

Geon-woo!

Geon-woo!

Hey, Hyeong-wook!

Hyeong-wook, don't.

Hyeong-wook.

Don't do that!

Hyeong-wook!

Hyeong-wook!

Get lost!

I said fucking get lost!

Hyeong-wook!

What's wrong?

Die!

Help me.

Hyeong-wook.

Hyeong-wook, put the knife down. Okay?

What's wrong? Hyeong-wook. Put it down.

Stop.

Hyeong-wook!

Hyeong-wook, no!

Stop!

No!

Hyeong-wook.

Hyeong-wook.

Hyeong-wook!

Subtitle translation by: Sung In Jang