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before. Now you look like you're very
glamorous.

Okay,

without further ado, explain to me how y
'all know each other.

It's my mom.

Well,

thank you.

Say where she gets her beauty from.

She's consumed.

Alright.

Faith just ran over to sit on the couch
because she knows the couch is coming

next. Okay.

Did she explain that to you?

I didn't tell her shit.

You didn't?

Merry Christmas. You got me into a rude
awakening.

All those Christmas presents she didn't
get.

All right. All right.

You about to have told her something
about what we're doing today.

I told her to brush her teeth and make
sure she wore perfume.

Okay.

Faith, you need a tan on those legs.
We've got to get you out and get you

sun. I hope you do.

Oh.

I was outside earlier. I know, Faith.

We've seen each other a couple times.
What's this thing on your leg down here?

This thing right here. What is that?

Hair clip.

Hair clip. Is that where you typically
keep it?

Mm -hmm.

Okay. Well, I guess it's convenient.

I guess it's convenient.

All right.

Tell me a little bit about yourselves,
your age.

There's something about, you know, I
don't know about both of you.

Most people know Faye.

She's actually auditioned a few times
before.

She actually got the job.

She's a millionaire now.

Can I borrow some money?

You can come over and paint my garage.

And I'll think about it.

Yeah, you'll think about loaning me some
money if I paint your garage.

Okay.

Well, you have to. Yeah, that looks like
it.

I got lazy.

Okay. But your hair looks way, way
better now.

Did you say so?

Not wrong about that.

Okay.

We're going to zoom in on your hair.

You've got a bunch of things you can
zoom in on. Can you choose my hair?

Well, I mean, it's not so tight that we
can't see a little cleavage there too.

Oh, speaking of cleavage, what size boot
do you have? Because I know they've

gotten like bigger since I originally
met you.

36 triple D.

Triple D. I think we're just like D's
when I met you.

I met you three years ago.

Three years ago, she was 18 years old.

Okay.

That's the timing point.

We know her. We're not going to talk to
you just yet.

All right.

We are an adult modeling agent.

And we work with models.

And we do have a market for mature
models, which is kind of what I think

going to qualify as.

Okay. But you're her mother -in -law.

Right. Okay.

And I can't believe, did you not tell
her any of this?

Nope.

Okay.

Payback's a bitch.

Oh, really? You're just going to throw
her into the fire, honey?

Did you tell her something about the
money you've been making?

Something.

She knows.

She's seen my car.

She's been over at my house. She knows.

Well, Faith has been fairly successful,
okay?

And she's pursued, and she's been here,
and we love it when she comes to see us

and all.

And she did tell us she was bringing her
mother, so we knew you were coming. So

we were all prepared for that.

But tell me about yourself a little bit
other than being her mother.

It's a full -time job.

Yeah. I'm kidding.

But what do y 'all currently live with?

No. No. She did with me when she was in
town.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I forgot. She done moved
on to bigger and better places.

I did.

Okay. Well, tell me a little bit.

She's got triple D boobs.

Where'd she inherit them from?

Not me.

Are you ready?

It looks like you've got some boobs
there.

Hard work on them. They're a house.

Yeah, they're not as big as her.

No. Look after my father. Well, how big
are they?

36D. Well, D's a reasonable size.

Okay.

They could be.

Are you like modest or something?

Am I modest?

Because you're in the wrong place if
you're going to be modest.

Try not to be.

She's promiscuous. She just don't want
you to know that.

Oh, really? I'm just kidding.

Okay. Well, I have to ask, how long has
it been since you've seen Faith?

It's been several months.

Several months? What was the occasion
that you saw her naked last?

I was getting in the shower and I
couldn't find the bubble bath.

Were y 'all taking the bubble bath
together?

That was freaky.

I think I've taken a bath with my mother
since I was a baby.

Oh, okay.

Okay. Well, when's the last time...
Okay, well then, all right, I'm going to

you the same question. Which last time
have you seen her naked?

This morning. She got out of the shower,
walked across the house butt naked.

Oh, okay.

Okay. That takes a little less of the
excitement out of it. It's just this

morning. We'll get back to all kinds of
fun at it, but...

You've got to tell her the art of
telling a good story.

Okay.

Okay, we're here.

I work as an agent for a few adult video
producers.

Okay?

They shoot films that involve matures
all the time.

Okay?

I want to audition you in regards to
that.

See what skill set you have, what skill
set you don't, just things like that.

And if you do well, then I will submit
you.

I'll probably submit you either way,
because I want you to get the job, but

you don't do good, you're probably not
going to do good.

Okay? I want to see how boring you are.
It's cool.

It's more of how exciting you can be.
Right.

Okay. Now, adult movies require full
nudism.

They require sexual contact.

They require, well, like, blowjobs and
stuff.

Right. Okay.

Have you ever given a blowjob on camera?

Not on camera.

Oh, really? No. Okay.

Boyfriend with an iPhone.

Yes. Her dad, you know, with an iPhone.

Don't answer that.

You don't answer that.

Boyfriend with an iPhone.

You have had a boyfriend with an iPhone.

If I'm going to get you in this movie,
you need to tell me a few things.

Okay. Like, do you have any particular
skill set that's going to... I can give

great blowjob.

She's closing her ears over there.

Okay. She don't want to hear that thing.

That her mom gives a great blowjob?

Well, I can testify that she gives a
pretty good blowjob, too.

Does she not?

I knew that would get pinched in
something. What was that looking at?

Oh, no.

I'm sorry.

You want to tell her some of the other
skill sets or should I?

Something you're especially good at.

I love you. I love you too, Faith.

So what did you do?

I'm a good girl. I didn't do it.

Don't lie.

Don't kid her. Tell her how you love to
get rim jumps.

He's lying to you.

The first time we met, she's like, baby.

Well, I do have to ask this. Have you
ever seen one of her movies?

No. No?

Oh, she really does know what all this
is about, doesn't she?

All right.

Newsflash. Faith is an adult star.

Right. Okay.

So, you know, she's probably made a lot
of money. I don't know if she's a

millionaire or not, but she's on her
way.

Okay? And we're going to see if we can
get it. And you're going to be a

different genre than her.

Okay? But mature is going to get you
done. How do we get it? We've got to

together. Make millions.

There's not too many mother -daughter
teams out there. Buy you dinner

afterwards. Okay.

Indeed. Drink.

You only have a few of them. But anyway,

that's sort of where we stand with it.

And she brought you in.

Soon she told you some about it, what it
was about.

Hopefully you've got the skill set for
it. I'm going to present you to some of

the producers.

Okay?

And the one way we get started with that
is you're mature, so I'm going to

start off this whole thing with, I'm
going to open my iPhone in camera mode.

You have to hold it just like this.

Point it toward you.

There's the camera. It's rolling.

Hey, I'm Emily, and this is my beautiful
daughter, Faye.

Hi.

And we are here trying out for this
interview.

We'll see what happens.

Okay.

Tell me your age and something about
yourself.

Name is Emily. I'm age 40.

I have a beautiful daughter named Faith.

She's already a star.

She's here with me today.

And we're going to see what happens.

You're going to audition for porn,
right? Yes.

All right. We'll see a mother -daughter
thing right here. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

All right.

I'm going to text that for just a couple
minutes. I'm going to text that to one

of the producers.

And hopefully even before we leave here
today, we'll know if you get the job or

not.

But he probably, which is what he
normally does, is write me back and

can I see the footage?

And then he might write back and say he
doesn't want to see the footage.

Hopefully that won't happen.

Okay. But what he's going to want to do
is see more of you.

So all kidding aside, I think we need
you to...

Undress a little bit.

What do you want on paper?

Well, it looks like you've got nice
little series.

Why are you looking away?

I'll tell you if you have to touch them.

It's the rules.

Don't joke. You've got to do it.

Seriously? They're not going to bite,
really.

Doesn't it just make you want to suck on
them, doesn't it? Doesn't it bring up

memories?

No, I don't remember that.

She never breathed that enough.

Okay.

But all fairness, you know, we're
actually a big team.

Hey,

it is what it is.

I love how she takes orders, you know.
She's so obedient.

You raised a good child there.

Sweet plants.

Open up the wide angle range to actually
see those.

They have gotten bigger since I've seen
them last. They are like triple dates,

aren't they? I thought you were joshing
me.

All right. You're going to have to lay
your hands.

Both hands. I said plural.

All right.

Now you both got to stand up.

My boobs are a lot bigger than yours.
Yes, they are.

I apologize for your boobs.

I apologize for my boobs too.

I bet she had something to do with them
making them smaller.

Like when she was a kid, she probably
got all of them.

I didn't.

You did?

Well, what a shame to waste those boobs.

It was a pregnancy.

It was a pregnancy?

It was a pregnancy. They got bigger.

Yeah.

Ran away from her, actually.

I think you do get some big boobs. You
really do.

They have my dad's side of the family.

Do what?

They have my dad's side of the family.

Does your dad's side of the family have
big boobs?

Your mom's boobs aren't small.

No, they're not.

But my dad's side of the family. The
women definitely have bigger boobs.

Okay. I'll take your word for it.

Yeah, I'm not introducing you to my dad.

Oh, I know.

I'm good with that.

I am good with that.

Now, are you still married to her dad?

No. You're not married to her dad
anymore?

No. Okay.

Well, good. I was hoping I didn't have
to meet him.

Yeah. He might be mad at me twice.

So, oh, all right. Now, you've got to
both turn around.

I'm going to see you from the back side.

All right.

Now, I am truly glad to wind out the
lens.

Sorry.

That's actually okay.

Okay, there you go. Take it off.

Emily, you have to take it off. Can I
call you Miss Emily? Is that what you

being called?

Just Emily.

It's fine.

What do you want to say first? What do
you call her, Faith?

Mom. Mom.

Okay.

Do you mind if I leave myself up?

Yeah, I'll go ahead. I don't care.

So I can just drop this?

Yeah. Drop them, baby.

I'll show you mine if you're nervous.

Oh, God, Mom.

All right, I'm going to lower the camera
a little bit.

Well, you both got pretty nice asses.

All right.

All right, now I need you both up on the
couch on your knees.

And I will say, I've never had a mother
-daughter combo before.

This is going to be good.

We'll see who takes instructions the
best.

It's going to be me.

It is?

Oh,

give her a good clap.

She has really been bad. She needs a
slap.

Mama needs a slap.

I'm done with this thing.

Do what?

I'm done with this thing. It tickles.

All right, give it some more. I like
that.

here. Since you're in the jiggling mood,
Emily, Emily, Kate's mom, I want you to

reach up and this is going to be good.

I've just been looking forward to this
for a while. What's that one? When she

told me you were going to come in and
she said I'm going to look forward to

Alright, what I want you to do is reach
back over here on Faith.

I want you to slowly pull down her
underwear.

Seriously?

No, I'm not serious.

probably doing something.

Yes. She just got in trouble. You just
found out she was having sex on camera.

Arch back a little bit with your butt
stuck in there.

There you go. Oh, look.

All right, Elizabeth.

That's Elizabeth.

We're not going to Elizabeth that.
Emily.

You forgot my name already?

I can't see your face, so I don't know
exactly who you are.

I do want you to come back here with
your hand, and I need you to give her a

slap on the ass. It's hard enough to
make a handprint.

No. Yes, she's been bad. She's been,
like, letting people tell her to have

okay?

Oh, the handprint's already there.

Wow, that was good. She takes
instruction well.

I'm, like, happy already. She's good at
spanking my ass.

That's what it is.

Assume the position, Emily. You know
what the position is. There you go. Put

butt out in the air.

No, no.

We made that handprint. It has to show
off.

Sorry.

Turn around. I want to see that
handprint real quick.

Definitely see.

Move your hand. I want to see it.

Definitely see that handprint right
there.

I'm getting a little bit...

What am I doing? I got to touch that?

You don't have to touch it. Well, yeah,
you did, actually.

But, all right, now you got to arch
back, pull the thing where we can see

of your butt.

There you go.

And you have to pull it in the underwear
very, very slowly.

I like your panties on.

Oh, thank you.

I refuse to look.

being very gentle too.

Alright, arch the back.

Now, the gentleness is going to have to
end because gentle harass, by the way.

You have to jiggle it.

She's very timid.

I have never known her to be timid
before.

It's my mom.

Alright,

now, slap on the ass, make a hand cream.

Go ahead.

I'm sorry.

You know how many times she probably
slapped your ass in her life?

You over one.

it actually.

Did you hear that?

Gross.

Good hard slap.

Go ahead. Choose any cheek you want.

That is not going to do the job.

She just wiped your ass and it's still
red.

slapping contest, your mom actually
wins.

She's probably busted your ass a lot
more than you have busted hers.

I don't get my mom. But admittedly, she
does have some red marks on her ass.

Good. I did my job.

Alright, Beth will be up there on all
fours, just like you were. Go ahead and

take your underwear off.

All right.

front side, and then I can get you to
scoot all the way up.

There you go.

Alright, now you just sit down. Sorry, I
forgot that part.

Alright, now lean back.

Pull your knees up to your boots.

And he's up to me.

Alright. She's already ready. Let's just
try this first.

I had to get my... You can go first.
Okay.

I want you to come on, stretch your butt
out just a little bit further.

All right, go a little bit further. Now
I want you to reach around on the

outside. Outside.

Outside. There you go.

Yes.

And when it comes to pussy pulling,
that's how you do it.

Think about it as a gynecologist
appointment.

Isn't it you were in there one time?

Don't remind me.

It's only been about 20 years ago, too.

Don't remind me.

All right. Now you've got to do it at
the same time.

Look away.

Look away.

I'm not using my mom.

She doesn't have that red spot on her
ass. You can still see it from the

handprint. You can see it.

Your hands are in the way. You can't see
anything.

You're actually getting wet. I'm getting
wet.

Sorry. You're really excited about this.

Oh, God.

That's pretty great.

Mom made you wetter. Yeah, I'm good.

I'm not all timid like that.

Children are bigger.

We have to demonstrate some of your
skill sets.

Okay?

And what skills that is, because you
have been there and done this.

You're good.

See, that's what you said you were so
good at.

Look into the camera, not at me.

All right. I've got a pillow over here,
especially.

You make sure you do a good job because
she might have to step in and show you.

If you're not doing it, you're
justified.

Look at that. I didn't teach you
something for one.

There you go.

I don't know. We don't know that yet.

She's had a little more time to
practice.

That's true.

What do we need to do? Are we going to
continue?

Yeah, we do.

I don't. What's going on?

She wants you to have a shot at it.

I'll get you one of those.

Okay. I don't say I don't realize.

We might have to do a little bit of
exchanging here and there.

You got a pillow for mine.

I've not been a virgin in much, but I am
a virgin in this. This is like my first

little congo here.

Oh, here we go.

Come on, let's have a shot.

Mom, sure.

Go ahead.

Can we do it for you?

Like riding a bike?

Yeah, sure.

Just from her, don't film me. I don't
see eyes.

Keep going.

Okay.

There you go.

Hold on, I think she likes what she's
doing here.

You look so much better with your hair
up.

Thank you.

I don't know how to say thank you to my
mom for holding a penis for me.

Okay.

That mom.

Thank you.

Don't laugh at me.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure that my balls...

Mm -hmm.

All right. Well, you've got to
demonstrate those skills.

Mm -hmm.

Let's get out of here.

Mm -hmm.

That didn't work.

Mm -hmm.

Got it.

Yeah.

Great. And I'll just give you a hand
while she's doing that.

Let her get started, and then you can
suck it when she gets it done. Mm -hmm.

Because it went on.

I've never gotten to say that before.

We need to switch positions.

Yes.

Don't let it keep trying. Don't let it
cry out. It's up to you.

the top of my mouth full.

Do I leave when you fuck my mom?

Fuck my mom.

That's right.

I did that a lot.

I did that a lot.

I'm getting ready to fuck my mom.

I know. Your mom's right over there.

She's not actually in full position yet.
She's got a spread -dry leg.

She's waiting for you. There you go.

There's our mom right there.

You think I'm a fucking doggy?

Or, um... I'm just a missionary.

You're not through sucking yet.

Oh, um... What?

What position were you in when I was
conceived?

Missionary. You were a missionary.

Apparently she liked that one.

Apparently she did.

You think just vaginal sex or anal sex,
do you think?

All that time.

Vaginal. What? What did you say over
there?

Vaginal. There you go. Vaginal sex.

That's a pretty good spit.

say I never walked in on my mom having
sex.

What? I've never walked in on my mom
having sex. Come over here and stand. I

want you to watch.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Hi,

Mom. Hi. You put your hair up again. Why
do you keep putting your hair up?

Because it's hot in here.

Put your, put your hair back down. I'll
let you down.

Okay. That's all I can say.

Tell her to do what you say.

Do what you say. Do what you say. Do
what you say.

That's something you can do for me now.
You can start that camera right there.

What I want you to do is shut the gate
there, open it right back up, and then

push the button on the back. Just shut
it and open it right back up.

There.

Do I have to push a button?

Yeah, the button on the back.

Far side back.

Right there? Yeah.

There you go. See, you're good.

Hey, Mom.

See that?

What did you just say? Do it again.

That wasn't very good.

Now it's better.

Can you do it again?

on my balls.

I've got something I want to change.

I'll put this pillow right here under
you.

Both hands, won't you give me, lean way
back like that, sit down.

Look at that handprint, it's still
there.

All right, don't you spread those cheeks
for me.

Thank you.

This is not here.

That way they put it like that.

There you go. There you go.

And what part of the scene, because
you've watched some of those movies,

Mm -hmm. Yeah, what part of the scene is
this?

Mm -hmm.

I know, this is the money shot scene.

Okay.

Faith, you need to come here and watch
this.

Why? You just do.

Are you done fucking my mom?

No, I'm done. I'm not going to be
fucking your mom no more. She got real

uncomfortable with that. I don't know
why that happened. She has to know.

just like, it's not the reality here.

I don't want to see you fucking my mom.

You do like that.

I don't want to see anyone fucking my
mom.

Okay, this is my thought.

Enjoy.

I'm gonna get this out too.

Call me, Mom.

Call me.

I'll be here.

She said she'd help right at the end.

Teach me how to gun, Mom.

I don't know.

You should all sit down on your asses.

I don't know.

Bye.

Kiss. Kiss.

Kiss.

Well, kiss.

You're done dripping off.

Clean it up. Clean up your mess.

Clean up my mess? Yeah, clean up your
mess.

Suck it.

Oh,

there you go.

That was a half -assed joke.

All right.

We have last little thing. Look, some of
it kind of went right down her arm.

All right.

Yeah, there it is.

All right.

It was supposed to go in your mouth, and
that's sort of my fault, but... All

right, we got one last little thing.

What? And I saw your tape last time, and
you bad -mouthed me.

And you need to go in there and tell the
producer why he should hire your mom.

Okay? Me?

Yes, you. But both of you go in there.

All right?

All right.

You know where to go.

You just follow her, okay?

Don't lie to me.

Hello.

This is my mommy.

Hello, mommy.

I think you should still hire a new...
producer guy?

Because he still sucks.

What do you think, Mom?

Yeah.

Yeah, what?

It could have been better. Yeah, I
agree.

How did it come? How did it take?

Really bad?

For the band?

Yeah.

So, I left the room when he was doing
it.

Sorry. It's okay. I preferred you to me.

Good. I couldn't handle it.

Alright. Well, once again, that's my
mom.

Still a nice butt.

Still a new producer guy. He's a dick.

His dick tastes bad.

His cum tastes bad. I didn't want to get
this to me. It's so gross.

I don't want to suck his penis. That was
even worse.

Sorry.

I'm about rumbling now. All right, let's
go.

All right.

You want to get dressed?

All right, hi.

Jack.

All right, Andy. Now,

you know where it's at. There's a hula
hoop hanging on the wall.

I got a hula hoop?

Both of you do.

We both have a look.

Yeah, you do.

Show us all your body skills.

You're actually

good at it.

It's been a minute.

You ready?

Alright, that's enough.

Y 'all stand next to each other just for
a minute.