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Come on.

It's playing up.

It's playing up. This thing down there. Would you have a look for me, please?

It's just... I don't know what's the matter with it.

It's not heating up at all. I'm frozen in my bedroom.

Yeah, I can't hear any water running, is it?

It's the sound of one of your valve crashes.

Sorry.

Your valve doesn't look damaged.

Does it? But again, it sounds like there's not really any water in it.

Oh, right, okay.

Yeah, so I don't think water's feeding into it, so... Have you tried bleeding

the radiators?

No, I haven't done that yet, no. Okay, well, there's a little valve here and

just get a key and just loosen off some water. Oh, I didn't know that. There's a

little tap here that comes out and... Have you got a key that I could borrow?

Yeah, I'll have some in the van somewhere, yeah.

So

you

can fix it for me or is it just... Yeah, I

think so. I mean, it doesn't look damaged in any way.

No, no, no, it doesn't.

All the pipes seem intact.

The pipes are fine.

The pipes are fine. That's a blessing though, isn't it? I can't see anything.

The other side looks alright.

There's no proper crack fibre.

Yeah, that's all right.

Oh, well.

I'm sorry, sorry.

Sorry. Sorry, you just... No, no.

You've got a very nice horse on you.

That's what I was just thinking.

Am I allowed to say that?

I suppose better than the old bull's bum, I guess. Well, yeah, you've got

really nice there.

Have you got to get off anywhere?

At all?

Get off?

Yeah. Have you got to rush off to another job at all?

Or have you finished mine?

I can make time, I suppose.

Oh, good.

Good.

Is that your spanner?

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, I'm barely from the earth. I'm halfway through, aren't we?

It's better than doing plumbing, isn't it?

Oh, yeah.

I've got lipstick on your nips now.

Oh,

yeah.

I've got lipstick all over you.

Not quite all over.

Well, not quite all over.

What do you think of an older lady, then?

I've got to say, I'm pleasantly surprised. I thought you were going to

more... Well,

I like to have a little fun when my workmen come round.

So, what do you think of my body then?

Very nice.

Oh, man.

Oh,

sure. I think we might.

I've only been in my glass box that much.

I do.

What have we got inside here then?

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

That is a surprise.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

I was always taught to be the right tool for the job.

You've certainly got a lovely tool there, haven't you?

Oh.

It's in my mouth. Gorgeous. Right down my throat.

Oh,

yeah.

But I've got the lipstick all over me now.

Me too.

And that is all right now. Oh,

baby.

So nice.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Well, you've certainly sorted my plumbing out, haven't you? I don't know

the radiator.

Well, very good news. The radiator's fine. It just needs bleeding.

Bad news is I think I may have sprung a leak there.

Don't you think you have?