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And all finished!
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Tomorrow is the unbirthday party,
so don't be late.
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Time for me to get this dumb collar off
once and for all.
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Just you wait, house warden.
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Trey. Cater.
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Please. Help us. It's too much.
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I am truly baffled
by the audacity of these fools.
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What do they take the rules for?
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What's this? For painting my roses red,
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someone will lose his head!
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Oh, no, Your Majesty,
please! It's all his fault!
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Not me, your Grace! The Ace!
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No, the Two!
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That's enough!
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Off with their heads!
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Oh, I couldn't possibly
take another bite of tuna.
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Another weird dream.
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And the party's today.
I hope that's not a bad sign.
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AN ARMY OF ONE
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So sleepy.
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That said, I'm pretty stoked
to hand over this tart, apologize,
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and get this dumb thing off of me.
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-Good morning!
-Huh?
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Hey! Cutting it kinda close,
don't you think?
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We had to start setting up without you.
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I forgot about your signature spell.
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Yeah, that really freaked me out.
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Aw, we're just giving you a cheerful
welcome for your first unbirthday party.
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How'd you get your formal wear?
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Hand-delivered from his room
by yours truly.
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Yeah, it had to be.
Since someone won't let me in.
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Oh, right.
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Yeah, that's a snazzy outfit!
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Obviously you've got dress to the 99s
for a party like this!
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And that means you, too, Grimmy.
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Whoa!
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Man, I look adorable!
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-And you've got the tart!
-I was afraid you might forget.
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Okey dokey. Come on.
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On behalf of Heartslabyul House…
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Welcome!
To our very merry unbirthday party!
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Oh, wow. Everything looks so fancy.
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Uh…
Awful lot of dudes collared-up in here.
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We had a situation.
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Huh…
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Please welcome our leader,
the red sovereign himself…
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Our house warden Riddle Rosehearts!
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Impressive.
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Hmm…
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Good. The rosebushes are red.
The tablecloths are white.
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A very well-executed unbirthday.
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And the dormouse.
Asleep in the teapot, I presume?
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Of course.
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We've also prepared a jam to spread on
its nose, should that become necessary.
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Excellent.
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Now, let us make a toast
before we begin the croquet tournament.
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Does everyone have a teacup?
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Ahem. On this most inauspicious day,
a merry unbirthday.
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To you!
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Merry unbirthday!
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Yum!
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Hey, king, I think now's your best chance.
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Okay.
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Uh, Housewarden.
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Hmm?
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I wanted to apologize for eating
a slice of that strawberry tart,
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so Trey helped me bake
a whole new one just for you.
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Hmm… What kind of tart did you make?
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I was hoping you'd ask me that question.
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We wanted to indulge your latest craving,
so… it's a chestnut tart!
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Is that a good face?
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You are unbelievable.
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Huh?
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Queen of Hearts, Rule 562:
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"One must never, under any circumstances,
bring a chestnut tart
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to an unbirthday tea party."
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And yet,
here you are in flagrant violation!
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I am convinced you do this
entirely to mock me.
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You have ruined the entire event,
you imbecile!
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What? Rule 562? How many rules are there?
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There are 810.
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And someone around here must enforce them.
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There are 810?
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Oh, no. Trey, did you know about this?
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I haven't memorized that far.
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Only up to 350.
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I didn't expect there
to be a rule dictating tart flavors.
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As house warden of the Heartslabyul House
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founded on the Queen of Hearts'
strict discipline,
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I cannot overlook this infraction!
Dispose of that at once!
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No way! That's a load of nonsense!
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If you're tossing it, I'll eat it!
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Housewarden, please accept my apologies.
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I was the one who suggested
he make a chestnut tart.
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Yeah! It never even occurred to us
to check if there was a rule against it!
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The creation of the tart is not the issue.
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The issue is bringing it here!
To this tea party! Today of all days!
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Forgive me…
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But if I may ask, how important
is following that particular rule?
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I can't imagine that anyone here
really cares
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about the presence of a chestnut tart.
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-What are you say...
-He's right, you know.
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Don't be such an idiot.
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"Idiot"?
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How dare you!
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Okay, reel it back!
We don't use that word around here.
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I don't care, I'm saying it!
You're an idiot!
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Everyone hates these rules.
They're ridiculous!
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I have to side with Ace on this.
You're just being unreasonable.
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How very brave of you.
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Would anyone else care to speak up?
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Come on, guys,
you don't have to be afraid of this dude!
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You all agree this is insane, don't you?
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Ah, do you, now?
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Um, of course not, Housewarden!
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N-never!
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Suck-up cowards. Pathetic.
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In the year that I have served as
house warden, not a single student
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has been expelled or held back a year.
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Heartslabyul is the only House
to achieve this feat.
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That alone puts me in the right!
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I am the best student and strongest mage
of anyone in this house. Remember that!
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You shall obey!
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Do you think I take your heads
for my pleasure?
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It is your own fault for straying
from the path of success.
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And if this behavior continues,
then every one of your heads will roll!
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All right, that's enough.
Apologize to the Housewarden!
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I refuse.
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I won't either.
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Yeah, that's gonna be a no
from me as well.
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I'm not gonna bow
to such a cranky little tyrant.
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What did you just call me?
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He called you a selfish, nasty, miserable
old tyrant!
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And you don't respect food!
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Then it's Off With Your Heads
once and for all!
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Remove them from my sight!
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I'm sorry, you guys. You know
we can't disobey the house warden.
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I feel awful. You still need to apologize,
but I'll go talk to him.
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Damn that guy. I refuse!
I will never apologize!
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Well, let us collect ourselves
and carry on.
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I believe we had
the croquet tournament next, did we not?
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Uh… It is! Yes, sir.
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Not to nag,
but are you sure you're okay with this?
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No, Mother, wait, you're mistaken!
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Please, don't, Mother.
It's not their fault! Mother, please!
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That puts us 15 minutes
behind schedule. How unfortunate.
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Damn it, damn it, damn it!
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That tiny little twerp
pisses me off so much,
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it's like he thinks
he's the Queen of Hearts herself!
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I am never gonna be
an honor student at this rate.
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I can't breathe!
Why do they have to be so dang heavy?
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You all look so dashing
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in your little collars. Oh, yes!
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It's-It's a disembodied head!
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Oh, dear. Sorry, loves.
Forgot I'm not all there!
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Who are you?
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Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker,
at your service, sirs!
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Now, you may say I'm a cat, or you
may say I'm a "purrs on," but either way…
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Uh, come again?
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Artem… Artichoke?
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Oh, call me Chenya. Everyone else does.
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Look, man,
I was just humiliated by a tyrant
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so I don't have the patience for this.
Get lost!
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Riddle, a tyrant?
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I certainly see
how you came to that conclusion.
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He was always a rather
persnickety little kitty even as a child.
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Wait, even as a child?
You know the Housewarden?
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Perhaps I do, and perhaps I don't!
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Well, which is it?
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Yeah, we're gonna need a lot more
than that.
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What happened to that kid
to make him such a dictator?
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Forgive me,
but you'll have to ask four-eyes!
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Four-eyes, who? You mean Trey?
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Yes, he's known Riddle since he
was just a twinkle in his mother's eye!
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Trey and the house warden
are childhood friends?
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I never would have guessed.
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Ta-ta.
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Hey, wait a sec.
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He's just gone.
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What an a-meow-zing little weirdo he is.
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Ugh, now I'm talking like him.
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If nothing else, I guess we at least
have something new to think about.
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Guys, I really think we ought to
go back to the dorm and look for Trey.
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Well, I ain't gonna apologize
to get this collar off
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and they won't let us in otherwise.
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-Hey. There you are.
-Huh?
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Oh, hey.
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I was just saying we should try
to find you. Were you looking for us?
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Yeah.
It's entirely my fault this happened.
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So what are you gonna do about it?
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I mean, we know you guys grew up together.
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Have you always let him boss you around?
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Some guy named Chenya said as much.
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I see.
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And you're older.
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What are you doing stressing
over some underclassman?
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Go out there
and give him a piece of your mind!
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Yeah! What they said!
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Maybe I should.
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But I don't have the heart to scold him.
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Really. And why's that?
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Because everything about him
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was built on a foundation
of strict discipline.
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His parents are exceptional
magical healers in our hometown.
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His mother, in particular.
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And she wanted Riddle to be exceptional,
too. To that end,
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she maintained perfect order in her home.
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She scheduled every waking
minute of his life around his studies.
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She decided what he ate, what he wore.
Everything.
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Even who his friends were.
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But he wanted to make them proud,
so he did as he was told.
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And he mastered his signature spell
at the age of ten.
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That's just how he grew up.
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So now, of course Riddle believes
that imposing strict limits
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can help a person grow and improve,
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and that any and all rule-breaking
is immoral and vile.
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So,
if he accepts that rule-breaking is okay,
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that would fly in the face of everything
his parents said that made him who he is.
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Is that it?
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I understand completely
why you hate the way he acts.
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And I agree it's gone too far.
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But in spite of that, I still can't
find it in myself to tell him off.
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It's no wonder he turned out like he did.
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You really can't blame him.
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Nah, I guess not.
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You know,
I'm really glad you told us that.
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I think I get it now.
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You're the real reason
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that Housewarden Riddle
is so messed up, aren't you, Trey?
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No one gets to choose their own parents,
so we can forget about that.
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But where the heck were you in all this?
You had to have some idea
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his folks were screwing him up!
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No, Mother, wait, you're mistaken!
Please don't, Mother.
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It's not their fault, Mother. Please!
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So if you agree that the house warden
is making all the same mistakes with us
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that his mother made with him,
then you have to tell him!
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Oh, great, so you feel sorry for him.
What good is that gonna do?
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You really wanna sit there and watch
till he winds up friendless and alone?
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Whoa, Ace, you're being kinda harsh.
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Or maybe you don't wanna say anything
because you're too scared
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of getting locked up in one of these
stupid things yourself.
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You're pathetic!
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You're supposed to be his friend!
244
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,428
And that's not how real friends
treat each other!
245
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,113
Quiet in the library, please,
Mr. Trappola.
246
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,158
Headmage!
How long have you been standing there?
247
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,537
Long enough to know you take issue
with your housewarden's governance.
248
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,039
You're, uh… not gonna pass that alo...
249
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,667
And if that is the case,
why not become house warden yourself?
250
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:44,128
You are more than welcome
to challenge Mr. Rosehearts for his seat.
251
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,379
Cha…
252
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,089
Challenge him?
253
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,592
Oh, dear.
254
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,178
Indeed, Mr. Rosehearts himself
became house warden
255
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,721
by challenging his predecessor.
256
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,056
But, like, how?
257
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,851
There are several ways to go about it,
but those two dueled for the role.
258
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,813
If Ace fights him and wins,
he'll be in charge just like that?
259
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,982
That's one way to get these collars off.
260
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:10,196
Does that entice you, Mr. Trappola?
Shall I begin preparations for a duel?
261
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,739
Hmm…
262
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,618
Yes! Sure! Might as well try!
263
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,872
And as soon as I beat him,
I'll make him grovel.
264
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,959
Please forgive me, Housewarden, sir.
I was wrong!
265
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,961
I'm gonna ruin that guy's life.
266
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,295
Maybe don't.
267
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,428
You do that, you're no better than Riddle.
268
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,841
I wanna challenge him too.
269
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,094
I always wondered
what it would be like at the top.
270
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,762
Then count me in too!
271
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,847
I do admire your ambition, Monster Grim,
272
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,975
but I am afraid that students may only
challenge the warden
273
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,518
-of their current house.
-What?
274
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,812
Ah! And one more thing,
275
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,649
any and all non-magical assaults
in these duels are strictly prohibited.
276
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,858
Huh?
277
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,027
Now you will have to excuse me, I fear.
278
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:53,322
Do brush up your spell work
in the meantime. Bye-bye, now!
279
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,327
Well, we'll manage somehow, won't we?
280
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,413
Sure! Of course we will.
281
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,707
-All right, then. Let's do it!
-Yeah!
282
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,347
As for you, "Your Majesty."
283
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:22,310
You're just a fat, pompous,
bad-tempered old tyrant!
284
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,939
Off with her head!
285
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,874
Today's the day.
286
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,507
-Two of 'em? That'll be weird.
-They can't be serious.
287
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,718
-That'll be weird.
-Trey, I have a bad feeling about this.
288
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,890
Our challengers!
289
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,892
DAUNTLESS COURAGE 1-A
ACE TRAPPOLA - DEUCE SPADE
290
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:08,230
Students!
We shall now commence the official duel
291
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,650
for the title of Heartslabyul Housewarden.
292
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:14,278
Mr. Rosehearts,
please remove the magic-sealing collars
293
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,489
which put the challengers
at a disadvantage.
294
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:22,703
Yes!
I feel about a million times lighter now.
295
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,956
Enjoy this brief moment of freedom
while it lasts.
296
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,834
I assure you, you'll be back
in those collars before long.
297
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,337
It ain't over till it's over, punk!
298
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,047
Do you truly believe that?
299
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,548
Duh! Obviously!
300
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,842
We wouldn't challenge you to a duel
as a joke.
301
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,469
Hmm…
302
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:42,890
Then tell me, what is the meaning
of that ridiculous thing you're wearing?
303
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,028
I lent it to him.
304
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,144
It's just an armored helmet.
305
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:50,272
Back in my world,
swordsmen wear these into battle.
306
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,483
I see. So be it.
307
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,277
Housewarden Riddle,
it's almost time for tea.
308
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,529
What would you like to do?
309
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,281
What do you think?
Make preparations as scheduled.
310
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,366
Yes, sir.
311
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,828
As you can see, we're a bit short on time.
312
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,163
Attack together and we'll get this done.
313
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,583
Very well.
314
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:13,838
The duel will begin the moment
this mirror hits the ground and shatters.
315
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,631
Ready…
316
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,770
Off With Your Head!
317
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,274
Hey!
318
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,900
No way!
319
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,737
What the heck?
320
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,530
Wow.
321
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,282
Oh, no. You okay?
322
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,037
You couldn't even last five seconds.
323
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,757
Hey, Kalim.
324
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,678
Ruggie's here to see you.
325
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,721
Oh, yeah! I forgot that was today.
326
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:30,808
I told him if he wanted to come over,
we'd treat him to all the very best dishes
327
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,226
from the Scalding Sands!
328
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,728
Who's we?
Who do you expect to cook all that?
329
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:35,813
Well, you, of course!
330
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:39,400
What do you mean, "of course"?
I've had just about enough of this, Kalim!
331
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,277
-Oh? Enough of what?
-Cooking!
332
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,696
How many days in a row do you expect me
to cook for your guests?
333
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:47,700
Well, yesterday and the day before.
I don't know, you tell me.
334
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:51,495
-It's been three straight weeks!
-Oh, that is a lot, isn't it?
335
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,414
I'm not doing it. You're on your own.
336
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:55,833
No!
337
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,213
Hey, Ruggie,
I gotta cancel our plans today.
338
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:04,300
I know you were looking forward to it,
but we'll have to do this some other time.
339
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:08,053
Canceled? No!
I was looking forward to this all week!
340
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,389
You can't cancel on me now, Kalim.
341
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,601
You said yourself, we were gonna dance
and feast and have a blast!
342
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,019
Oh… Yeah.
343
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:19,982
I even skipped dinner last night to make
sure I had enough room in my tummy.
344
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,110
And I brought all these containers
so I could take home all the leftovers!
345
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:27,072
Whoa! I didn't realize you were planning
your whole week around this.
346
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,574
Oh, yeah. You know it!
347
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:32,286
Very well, then!
For you, I'll cancel the cancellation!
348
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:37,124
We don't need Jamil.
I can cook for you all by myself.
349
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,793
Really? Okay.
So, what are we gonna start with, then?
350
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,922
Well, the Scalding Sands'
famous stew should be easy enough.
351
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:47,552
I just gotta put all the ingredients
and stuff in a pot till it gets all mushy,
352
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:48,636
-right?
-Wrong!
353
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:51,180
You've never cooked before, have you?
354
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,515
-Not a once!
-Uh, Jamil?
355
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,310
Don't ask me for anything.
I'm not doing it.
356
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:59,396
Come on, don't say that.
Pretty please, for me?
357
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,398
Nope! My decision is final.
358
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:05,319
Yeah, I totally get it. Some days
you're just not in the mood, are you?
359
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:07,529
-But if you don't, we'll starve.
-Huh?
360
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:11,367
Some kinda meat,
some kinda shrooms, some kinda fruit,
361
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,994
and all of our spiciest spices.
362
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,329
Whoa! Hang on, there!
363
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:18,207
You can't just throw a bunch
of random stuff together like that!
364
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,752
Told ya. You can't let him loose in here,
he doesn't know what he's doing.
365
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:25,881
I'm not cooking! I said it before and
I'll say it again, I'm not doing it today!
366
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,467
I know what you said. But are you sure?
367
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:32,471
Think again. 'Cause if you don't,
Kalim's gonna poison us all to death.
368
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:37,184
Oh, wait! I can just cook whatever I want
with magic!
369
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,231
Not again!
370
00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,322
Mmm!
371
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:52,282
Welp, thanks for the meal prep, guys!
372
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:53,867
See ya next time!
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