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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:39,164 What the heck is going on here? 2 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:43,669 Pardon me. What are you doing? 3 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:46,880 We planted the white roses by mistake. 4 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:50,467 And the Queen likes her roses red. 5 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,804 If they're white, we're sure to lose our heads! 6 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,849 Where is this supposed to be? 7 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,864 Okay. So, just a weird dream then. 8 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:20,872 It's the middle of the night. Who is that? The ghosts messing around? 9 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,917 Uh, hello? Who is it? 10 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:28,005 It's me. Ace. Let me in already. 11 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,091 Oh, sure. What are you doing here so late? 12 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,887 No way! Shut up! You got collared? 13 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:41,602 As of this moment, I am never, ever going back to Heartslabyul! 14 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:45,105 So starting today, I'm going to live in this dorm! 15 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,109 What? 16 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,625 A DESPERATE HEART 17 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,217 Okay. Do you wanna talk about it? 18 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,220 I ate a piece of tart. 19 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,222 What? That's it? 20 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:48,812 I need a nap. I'm exhausted. 21 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,273 We got anything worth snacking on? 22 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,150 Huh, what's in the fridge? 23 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,362 Oh! Yes! 24 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,906 These look amazing! 25 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,162 I mean, there are so many. 26 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:09,374 I can help myself to a slice. Who's gonna care? 27 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,835 Down the hatch, baby! 28 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,171 Mmm. Mmm. 29 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,299 Holy crap! This is amazing! 30 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,594 Of course it is. Trey is quite the accomplished chef. 31 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,429 His tarts are always exceptional. 32 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:27,267 Seriously, this is, like, wicked good. Way better than the ones they… 33 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:30,937 Housewarden? 34 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:36,026 Brave of you indeed to touch something of mine uninvited. 35 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:42,407 Queen of Hearts rule number 89: 36 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:45,869 "Never eat a tart without the Queen's express permission." 37 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:49,122 Theft of a tart is an unforgivable crime! 38 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:55,170 For which you must be punished. 39 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,506 Off With Your Head! 40 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:05,388 Now I can't use magic 'cause of this stupid collar. 41 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,766 I know. It's annoying, isn't it? 42 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,602 Housewarden my foot. 43 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:13,063 I think he just enjoys being mean. 44 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,148 How does he even remember all those rules? 45 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:17,484 Almost makes me sick just thinking about it. 46 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:18,568 Hmm. 47 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,363 But you did eat the tart without asking, right? 48 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:22,948 Kind of a justified punishment. 49 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,884 Yeah, 'cause if there were three tarts, 50 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,669 they were probably saving them for something. 51 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,412 Like a birthday shindig, you know. 52 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,956 Shindig? What? 53 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,834 Then it would make perfect sense why he would be upset. 54 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,294 You should go find him tomorrow and apologize. 55 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:38,129 Huh? Come on, bro. 56 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,316 You're making it sound like I'm the one who messed up. 57 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,260 You are the one who messed up. So go apologize. 58 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,679 Yeah, but… 59 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,562 Okay, dude, just stop looking at me like that. 60 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:56,439 But this is your stupid idea, so you're coming with me. 61 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,963 Okay, if it'll make you feel better. 62 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,236 Oh, cool. So, uh, where should I crash? 63 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,780 Oh, for the love of… I didn't think you were serious. 64 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,504 You can sleep here in the lounge. 65 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:09,995 Here? No way, man. It's like 70% dust. 66 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,788 Yeah, well, you're 100% annoying. 67 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,918 Oh, welcome. 68 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,170 I love new friends, don't you? 69 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:22,340 Maybe one day you'll get to be the next ghost in our crew! 70 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:26,386 We're going to have so much fun together! 71 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:29,097 Shut up! I'm trying to sleep! 72 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:39,065 Yeah, yeah. I'm coming, stop knocking already! 73 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:42,485 Yeah, yeah, I hear ya! I'm coming! Relax… 74 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,446 You're gonna break down the do… 75 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,451 Now, how did I know I was gonna find you here? 76 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,786 -Deuce. -Heard what happened. 77 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,663 -Huh? -You're a real idiot, aren't you? 78 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,374 Shut your face! I don't need to take that from you! 79 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:00,086 So, like, is Housewarden still upset? 80 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,047 Um. Not really. 81 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,526 He Off With Your Head-ed, like, three other guys 82 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,950 'cause they didn't wake up on time, 83 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,614 so maybe he's a little annoyed, but other than that, he seems fine. 84 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:13,016 What do you mean fine? He sounds super pissed! 85 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:16,686 Well, you're not gonna get much out of class today with your magic sealed. 86 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,564 Maybe he'll take that off if you ask nicely. 87 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:23,151 Are you insane? I'm not gonna try to approach him now! No way. 88 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:26,196 I think I'd better wait around till he cools off a little. 89 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,406 Trying to avoid him is only gonna make it worse. 90 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,843 -Come on, man! Don't… -Nope, we're going right now. 91 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:34,663 Hey! You're gonna dislocate my shoulder. Hey! No, no, no, no! 92 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:38,667 Hey, Deuce. Where's your dorm? What's it like? 93 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,293 -Wanna come and see it? -Ow! 94 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:48,677 This place is amazing! 95 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,762 Are these all magic mirrors? 96 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:53,431 Well, sort of. These are transportation gates. 97 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,892 You're in the only dorm that's actually on campus. 98 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,770 The others are super far away, so we have to use a portal. 99 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:02,023 They're all themed. As I'm sure you can tell this one's ours. 100 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,405 Good to go? 101 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,573 Yeah. I guess. 102 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,866 What's wrong? 103 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,285 It's my first time, I've never done this. 104 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,995 You get used to it pretty quick. 105 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,164 Let's go. 106 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:02,792 Me-wow! 107 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,669 Their dorm is like an actual palace! 108 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:09,007 So this… is Heartslabyul? 109 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:13,803 And it's amazing. I don't know what I expected, but dang! 110 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,014 Huh? 111 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,143 What's that guy doing to the flowers? 112 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,770 Oh, no. Oh, no. 113 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,481 Gotta hurry and paint these roses red! 114 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,357 Oops, almost missed one. 115 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,777 Paint them all, or lose your head. 116 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,237 Why do I feel like… 117 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,618 I've seen this before. 118 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:37,702 Oh, him? 119 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,205 One of the upperclassmen from yesterday. 120 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:44,459 Hey, you. You in the bushes, what are you doin' over there? 121 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,543 Huh? 122 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,337 Who, me? What's it look like? 123 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,631 I'm painting the white roses red, obviously. 124 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,092 And whatever would you be doing that for? 125 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,887 Hmm. That clueless little look is totally 'cam able. 126 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:59,432 Oh! Hey, you're the trouble making first-years! 127 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,744 Yeah, and you're the one that stole the housewarden's tart, 128 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:02,769 ain't ya, collar-boy? 129 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,146 H-Hey. How'd you know that? 130 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,399 It's literally the only thing anyone is talking about this morning. 131 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:12,278 Lucky me, running into our infamous newcomer twice in two days. 132 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,573 Hey! Come here! You wanna take a selfie with me? 133 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,035 -You know, I'm not really feelin' it… -Come on. It'll be cute. 134 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,372 Yes! 135 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,875 I am for sure posting this on Magicam. 136 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,837 You gotta tell me your names though so I can tag you guys! 137 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,714 -Uh, he's Ace Trappola. -He's Deuce Spade. 138 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,925 Plus the illustrious Grim and my minion! 139 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,219 Did you say you were posting this to "Magicam"? 140 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:40,431 Yeah, it's like an app where users can upload and share photos with each other. 141 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:43,893 Oh, of course. We have something similar to that in my world too. 142 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,189 Okay. All posted. You may now share it. 143 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,359 And if you haven't picked up on it by now, I'm a third-year senior. 144 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,695 The name's Diamond. Cater Diamond. 145 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,738 But my friends call me Cay-Cay. 146 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:59,117 Oh, uh, it's nice to meet you. I'm Yuken Enma. 147 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,285 Everyone calls me Yu. 148 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,870 Yuken! 149 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:05,665 You must be the fabled prefect of Ramshackle House I've heard so much about! 150 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:06,749 I am. 151 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,353 I can't believe you live in that dump! 152 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,629 All dark and dingy, nothing Magicamable about that place at all. 153 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,090 I legit feel sorry for you. 154 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,843 The more he runs his mouth, the less I like him. 155 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,929 This is no time to stand around chitchatting! 156 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,556 You wouldn't mind helping a card out 157 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,100 to get the rest of these roses painted, would ya? 158 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,604 I've got so much other stuff I have to take care of before this afternoon. 159 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,332 Why do you have to paint them in the first place? They look fine. 160 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,357 Hmm. 161 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:35,403 Because red roses are more aesthetically pleasing for the backdrop of our party? 162 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:39,532 Party? I knew it. My instincts are always 100% correct. 163 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:42,994 Now, why does it not surprise me to learn that he stole someone's birthday gift? 164 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,704 Oh. No, he didn't. 165 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:45,788 Huh? 166 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,072 As luck would have it, 167 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:51,461 tomorrow happens to be one of our House's traditional unbirthday parties! 168 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,672 It's a tea party we hold on a day where no one has a birthday! 169 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,467 Huh? That's made-up. 170 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:01,095 Anyways, all I need you guys to do is finish Redding up these roses, okay? 171 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,598 Come on! It's off with our heads otherwise. 172 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,726 I trust that you two can get it done with magic. 173 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:10,396 But you two are functionally useless, so you kids get to finger paint. 174 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,192 Okay! Let's get to work and get this done. 175 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,028 All right. Third time's the charm… 176 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,327 Not again! 177 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,411 Oh, dear! 178 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,581 -Oh, no. Oh, crap! It's on fire! -Whoa! Someone got a little carried away. 179 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,667 Here! 180 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,547 -Wow. -There, all better. 181 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,508 Now let's take a breath and try again. 182 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,636 -Okay. Relax. No fire. -Shake it off. Shake it off. 183 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,555 Oh, dang it! 184 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:48,184 How come we're not allowed to just leave these ones white? They're fine. 185 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,062 It's a holdover from the original traditions. 186 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:54,899 Pure red roses are considered mandatory for an unbirthday. 187 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,693 We play croquet in the garden 188 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,487 using all different colors of flamingos as our mallets, 189 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:00,989 and hedgehogs for balls. 190 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,865 Oh! But the red roses should be white 191 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,201 for when the flowers put on their spring concert. 192 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,245 It's just one of those things you gotta memorize. 193 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,123 All your rules are super weird. You know that, right? 194 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:14,252 Well… They were established long ago by our Great Seven namesake, 195 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,753 the Queen of Hearts. 196 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,840 And of all the housewardens in the history of Heartslabyul, 197 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:22,135 Riddle is the most fanatical about keeping the old ways alive. 198 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:26,055 Though it's hard to deny that he can go a little overboard. 199 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,976 Oh, yeah. I don't have time to be standing around here doing this. 200 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:34,480 Hey, Cater, I need to talk with the house warden. So, is he here? 201 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,817 Oh… Yeah, I don't think he'll have left for class yet. 202 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,569 But, riddle me this… 203 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,531 Did you bring a replacement to make it all better? 204 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,742 Ace, you infamous tart thief. 205 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,579 Huh? No. I came straight here as soon as I woke up today. 206 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:55,209 Ooh, but if I let you in, then you'd be breaking rule number 53, 207 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,546 which clearly states that "any stolen item must be replaced." 208 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:01,758 So no tart, no entry. Sorry, fam. 209 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,843 You're joking, right? 210 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,055 Oh, no! All Heartslabyul residents are bound by the rules. 211 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,514 Uh… Cater… 212 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:11,642 Come on. I stayed to help you with the flowers, didn't I? 213 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,394 You can't cut me a break? 214 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:17,106 I'd love to help, but then it would be off with my head too. 215 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,942 You have my sympathy. 216 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,528 Unfortunately, we can't let Riddle find you here, 217 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,447 so I'll have to ask you to leave. 218 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,326 I am he, and they are me. 219 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,539 Split Card. 220 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,459 He multiplied himself! 221 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,587 Now, Cater copies, do see them out. 222 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,631 Aye, aye, sir. 223 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,477 Now run along. And try again once you have a tart, okay? 224 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,149 'Kay, bye. 225 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,322 This sucks! 226 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:09,534 "Can't get in without a tart." He watched us walk up empty-handed! 227 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,911 Could have said something to us then, but no! 228 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:15,039 Has us do all his dirty work and then kicks us to the curb. Unbelievable! 229 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,666 He's so sly. 230 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,378 We probably need to head to class anyway. 231 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,464 Oh, right. Yu, Grim, you guys are first-years too, aren't you? 232 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,590 What class are you in? 233 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,802 Yeah, the headmage said we're supposed to be in class 1-A. 234 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,847 No kidding! How lucky. That's our class too. 235 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,807 First period is Potionology. 236 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:36,561 Now that sounds like it'll be a blast. 237 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:41,816 I still can't use magic. Am I gonna be able to do anything? 238 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,193 1ST PERIOD 239 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,242 My, aren't you all looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed 240 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,702 for so early in the morning. 241 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,500 We shall begin with rote memorization. 242 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,253 Over the next few weeks, I shall whip the names and attributes 243 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,715 of over a hundred herbs and poisons into your tiny, supple brains. 244 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:09,427 Down! 245 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,929 You will touch nothing prior to instruction. 246 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,473 Listen carefully, pups. 247 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:18,728 As long as you are enrolled in my class, failing grades are not an option. 248 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,023 For the punishment is one I would rather not inflict. 249 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:26,152 Touchy. Well, there go my hopes and dreams of an easy homeroom. 250 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,155 He seems okay. Maybe he's just passionate about teaching? 251 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,158 I'm not itchin' to get on his bad side either way. 252 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,242 2ND PERIOD 253 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,761 You all have the syllabus? 254 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,829 Your grades will reflect not only your reports, 255 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,248 but the way you conduct yourselves in this classroom. 256 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,258 Hey, what's your deal? 257 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,053 Cat naps will not be tolerated in my class. 258 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,513 You may consider yourselves forewarned. 259 00:16:58,726 --> 00:16:59,727 3RD PERIOD 260 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,130 All right, sprouts! Listen close! 261 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,731 Great sorcery begins with great stamina and a strong physique! 262 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,820 You see this right here? This is what a little strength training 263 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,757 and a few dozen eggs will do for you! 264 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,742 -Would you look at the beef on this guy! -Yeah! 265 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,912 We'll start with 20 laps. 266 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,623 Now give me 100 push-ups. 267 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,084 I want 100 squats. 268 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,629 It's torture. 269 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:31,467 Surely you lads aren't worn out already! Another set! 270 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,094 What? 271 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,226 Oh, yeah! 272 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,855 Ah! Everything in here looks so yummy! 273 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,192 I'm starving after doin' all that brain work. 274 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,028 And what better remedy is there than a hunk of grilled chicken? 275 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,905 But I also want an omelet. 276 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,283 And get me some of those jelly-bun-lookin' things. 277 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,119 Seriously, go crazy. I want like, 12 of 'em. 278 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,665 Okay. Is there an empty table or… 279 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,543 Hey! Over here! We've got seats. 280 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,670 Oh! 281 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,505 That guy again. 282 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,758 Cater! Yeah, hey! Um, it's all good. 283 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,844 We'll look for another table somewhere else. 284 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:19,974 Oh. Boo! It's okay, you don't have to be afraid of big bad me! 285 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,352 Because Cay-Cay feels like being nice to his underclassmen for a while. 286 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,479 It's all good, right, Deucey? 287 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,482 Oh. Thank you. Nobody calls me that. 288 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,359 I'm getting whiplash from this guy. 289 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,112 Is four-eyes over here Cater's little lackey? 290 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,407 Hmm? Me? I'm Trey Clover. 291 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,493 But, like Cater, I'm a Heartslabyul third-year. 292 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,955 Sorry to hear my housemate's been making trouble for you. 293 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,957 Has your dorm been treating you all right? 294 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,544 Ramshackle… Mmm… Well, it's a very old building is all. 295 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,148 I just hope you're comfortable enough. 296 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,923 And don't hesitate to ask if you need help with anything. 297 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,718 Your big bros will teach you everything we know. 298 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,721 Thank you. I'll definitely have to take you up on that. 299 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,932 Hey, so you know how your guys' dorm looks like a castle? 300 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,602 What are the other ones like? Are they just as cool? 301 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:08,230 I think that might depend on your individual style, but I think so! 302 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,025 Each House exemplifies certain attributes, 303 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:14,236 so students of similar character and taste tend to be grouped together. 304 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,073 You've seen those statues of the Great Seven on Main Street? 305 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,742 The seven Houses here are directly inspired by them. 306 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,203 Yeah, like, take Heartslabyul, for example. 307 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:27,500 We were founded on the Queen of Hearts' commitment to strict discipline. 308 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,960 Then you've got those monsters in Savanaclaw. 309 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,216 They represent the indomitable spirit of the King of Beasts. 310 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:38,236 They have a lot of students who are great at athletics and martial arts, 311 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,720 so they basically rule the school 312 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,640 every time we have to compete in any inter-House sporting events. 313 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,268 Then you have Octavinelle House, 314 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,979 modeled after the Sea Witch's benevolent heart. 315 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,606 They got all the brainiacs. 316 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,983 Super high achievers who ace all our written tests. 317 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,236 Real organized, kinda businessy. 318 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,655 They actually have a student-run café in their House! 319 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,117 Scarabia House is modeled after 320 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,744 the mindfulness of the Sorcerer of the Sands. 321 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,914 Most of their students are really skilled in the fortune-telling arts, 322 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,666 like astrology and numerology. 323 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:12,420 You know, smarties. They rank up there with Octavinelle in terms of test scores. 324 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,840 The oldest dorm, Pomefiore, 325 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,592 was founded on the tenacity of the Fairest Queen. 326 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:22,138 Those students usually excel in stuff like Potionology and curses. 327 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,057 And, like the Queen herself, they're pretty serious about appearances, 328 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,435 both in terms of fashion and etiquette. 329 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,604 Then there's Ignihyde, 330 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,607 founded on the King of the Underworld's spirit of diligence. 331 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,851 That's where all the magic-energy engineering and tech students wind up, 332 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:41,323 but they're pretty antisocial in general. Lot of shut-in NEET types. 333 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,870 And finally, there's Diasomnia House, 334 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,622 modeled after the Thorn Fairy's spirit of nobility. 335 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:51,167 Diasomnia has a lot of really talented mages 336 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,294 who are skilled in all aspects of magic. 337 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,130 Ah. Look, there they are now. 338 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,381 -Hmm? -Huh? 339 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,094 Hold up. Is that a little kid? 340 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:06,432 Yeah, no. He's not a kid. He's in the same class as me. 341 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,975 What? Meaning he's… 342 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,226 Your senior, yes. 343 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,644 -Huh? -Hmm? 344 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:14,106 Aw. Hey, Lilia. 345 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,484 They teach you how to teleport in this place? 346 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,196 So my age is of interest to you? 347 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,532 Though it is true that I look like a sprightly and beautiful young man… 348 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,284 Hey! 349 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,161 The bespectacled one is correct. 350 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,247 I am not of an age to be referred to as a child. 351 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,834 But you could have simply asked. 352 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,420 You needn't only admire me from a distance. 353 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:39,381 We of Diasomnia will always welcome your conversation. 354 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:43,385 It doesn't look like those two want to welcome anything. 355 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,680 As a token of our friendship, I will leave you with these. 356 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:50,518 Some licorice candy! I trust you'll love it once you try it. 357 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:53,604 That's cute and all, but we're not kids either. 358 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,025 Hey! 359 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,277 Did you see him do that? 360 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:03,489 Did he use a spell to hear us talking about him from this far away 361 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,741 -or is that just something he can do? -Creepy. 362 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:09,495 Yeah. Diasomnia is full of odd ones. 363 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,373 And their house warden, Malleus, is worse, if you can believe that. 364 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,834 They say you can count on one hand 365 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,044 the number of mages in the world who can top him. 366 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:22,132 Our house warden is no Malleus, but he's very strong in his own right. 367 00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:23,342 He's that good, huh? 368 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:27,096 Oh, yeah. Take that collar around your neck, for example. 369 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,682 That's what we in the biz call a signature spell. 370 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,308 And what does that entail? 371 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:35,020 It's a unique spell based on a mage's personality and specialties. 372 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,397 You develop it yourself. 373 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:39,483 Based on the mage's personality and specialties… 374 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,152 So, Cater's alter egos from this morning? 375 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,613 Yep. That's my signature spell… 376 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,365 Split Card. 377 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:49,326 You've already seen the effects of Riddle's spell. 378 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,413 If he deems you a nuisance, he can seal your magic for a time. 379 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,749 In true Heartslabyul fashion, he calls it Off With Your Head. 380 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,421 It's already happened to me and it's still scary! 381 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:04,466 Not being able to use your magic at a magic academy sounds pretty tough. 382 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:07,404 Well, as long as you're following the rules, there's nothing to worry about. 383 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:10,681 So, if I ever expect to ditch this collar, 384 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,642 I have to buy the prissy little princess a replacement pie? 385 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:18,063 I believe that is what Queen of Hearts rule 53 says. So, yes, you do. 386 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,232 Take away all my magic 387 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:23,110 for eating one stupid slice of one stupid tart… 388 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,821 Like, the pettiness of it all is just psychotic. 389 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:29,408 Is that so? Would you care to elaborate? 390 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:35,247 Housewarden. 391 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,761 I'm exhausted. 392 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,847 Whoa. Where did all those bags come from? 393 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,724 I went shopping. 394 00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:17,808 I went to every store 395 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:21,020 that looked like it might have clothes that would suit my unique adorability. 396 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:22,021 Excessive. 397 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:24,273 Well, I obviously need a stage outfit 398 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,442 for the Pop Music Club's next concert, don't I? 399 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,444 I wanted some things to choose from! 400 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,320 That's still kind of a lot. 401 00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:32,573 -Now, let us begin. -Begin what? 402 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:36,785 Choosing the ultimate outfit, of course. I refuse to settle for less. 403 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,704 Okay. Have fun with that. 404 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:42,916 Where do you think you're going, Silver? I want your input too. 405 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,769 I don't know anything about fashion, so I'll... 406 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,961 Then you shall learn. 407 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,547 "Bunny." 408 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,050 -Uh-huh. -So? What do you think? 409 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:54,303 Don't these big ears make me look even more adorably cute? 410 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,180 Uh, it's not my thing. 411 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,473 Huh. 412 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,660 Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do this. 413 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:04,188 Oh, those ears really bring out your eyes! You should keep that, Silver. 414 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:08,817 The humble "Squirrel." My favorite food is walnuts. 415 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,236 How's this one? 416 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,114 I still don't understand what you're asking me. 417 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,324 Just not getting it? 418 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,825 Then why don't you join me? 419 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,829 -Nibble, nibble. Nibble, nibble. -Nibble, nibble. 420 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:21,705 -Vibing now? -No. I cannot say that we are. 421 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:24,208 That just means we haven't found the right look yet. 422 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,668 Let's see what else I have in here… 423 00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:29,671 Ah! How could I forget? This one's my real favorite. 424 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,423 Ready? 425 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:35,135 "Owl." Hoo, hoo. Hoo, hoo. 426 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:37,971 -Killer, right? -You're wasting time asking me. 427 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:42,476 Yes. This is the one! The wise old owl perfectly emphasizes my cuteness. 428 00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:47,731 I can't wait to wear this to our next Pop Music Club show! 429 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:49,274 I'm glad you're happy. 430 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:51,902 Me too! Isn't it wonderful? 34649

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