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What?

Did you clean your room?

Uh, not yet.

What are you doing?

I'm looking at the dude.

What?

That's why you didn't clean your room? I told you to clean your room forever

ago.

I'm gonna do it later. I'll do it tomorrow or something.

Why are you like this? Come on. I'm your stepmom.

You know, you have to do what I did.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do.

I'm legally your stepmom now.

Okay, I don't care. You're not my real mom. I don't have to listen to you. I am

your real mom now.

So, whenever I say clean your room, you have to clean your room.

Come on.

I'll do it.

Do it. Why are you bothering me about stupid stuff that doesn't even matter?

It does matter.

Since I'm your stepmom now, I think that we should get to know each other

a little bit more.

I don't need to get to know you. You just married my dad because he's got

money. That is not true.

Your dad loves me very much.

So, we should get along.

And let's do something together. Let's spend some time together and get to know

each other some more, okay?

Why?

Because I'm your stepmama.

Okay, how about this?

Let's go out somewhere and let's have some fun.

Come on.

Do what?

You'll, you get to pick. You pick.

We can get food?

Mm -hmm. We can get whatever you want. My treat.

Okay, but like...

whatever i want whatever you want come on okay

but like okay if i want to leave like then we like can leave

and then like we're not gonna go like i don't want to do like shopping or

anything stupid okay fine whatever you want i just want us to spend some more

time together you know you know he's not going anywhere

Let's go have some fun.

Okay, I guess I'm really not doing anything today.

Awesome. Okay, fine.

That place was cool.

Yeah, I told you we had fun, you know.

Now, aren't you glad we did that?

Yeah, Mom.

Aw, look at you. You're calling me Mom already.

Aw, shit. You're right.

I had fun.

So, now that you know that place, you can take a girlfriend there.

I gotta get a girlfriend first.

You don't have a girlfriend?

No, I don't have a girlfriend. girlfriend come on why don't you have a

girlfriend because it's not that like easy i can just like order a girlfriend

from the girlfriend factory that's why you have to get off your computer all

time stop playing video games and go get yourself a girlfriend where am i

supposed to go like the library or just go out There's so many places, like that

restaurant or the mall or whatever, you know? That's how I met your dad.

You met dad at the mall?

I met him places. Don't worry about that.

But you need yourself a nice girl.

Are you going to help me?

Corey will help you. You will?

Yes. We'll spend more time together and I will help you get a girlfriend.

And then you'll be happier and everything will be great.

Mom, what, like, you do seem, like, cool. Like, I get why dad,

like, marries you. But, like, why do you like dad?

He's kind of like a weirdo.

Because he's my weirdo. Like, yes, he has some money or whatever.

But he's really cool. He's a really cool guy.

And I like hanging out with him.

Yeah, your dad's cool, whether you see it or not.

That's kind of cool, I guess.

Mom, do you guys, like, do you guys, like, do you guys have sex?

Tell me the truth.

Why would you do that?

Mom, I love your father very much, so of course we have sex, you know?

What is this, truth or dare?

Maybe.

I dare you to give me a background.

Yep.

Okay fine.

Need that.

Feels really good.

I need to play Truth or Dare more often.

I never, like, actually played it.

What? Only kids at, like, parties and stuff play that.

Because you don't go out. You need to go out more.

Wait, okay, so, like, wait, you have to, like, Truth or Dare?

Um...

You don't know how to play this game.

No, I don't.

How long did...

How often do you and Dad have sex a week?

Why do you care about how many times we have sex?

It's so weird.

I just, like, don't think, like... Just tell me, Mom. Just tell me. You're weird

like your dad.

i have if you must know me and your father have sex a

lot like more than like four times a

day not a day no a week a week sometimes it depends if he's busy or not

but you know whenever he's not busy then yeah we have a lot of sex

okay

I just think he's kind of like old.

Well, he's handsome to me, so.

Okay.

Stop asking about that. Oh my gosh, it's so weird.

It is probably weird, I'm sorry.

What about you?

Have you had sex or not?

Wait, I'm going to do the thing.

You're going to say truth or dare. Oh, truth or dare.

Truth. Okay. Are you a virgin?

No, I'm not a virgin.

I don't believe you.

I had sex before.

Okay. I had, well, like, yeah, I had sex. It wasn't like, it didn't last very

long. It was with this girl at camp.

At camp.

Interesting.

had some fun times at camp myself i don't think she had like liked it very

but that's why you need a girlfriend but i haven't had a girlfriend yet well i'm

gonna find you one okay okay i don't believe you well i'm really good at

girlfriends and boyfriends but i have your father so i don't need to boyfriend

anymore okay truth or dare truth

oh my gosh i'm not telling you that

you want to it's true there you have to tell me the truth

maybe

maybe they are maybe they aren't you just want to see my boobs don't you

i mean be honest here

Well, kind of. I'm just curious. Not like a weird way.

Only so we can become closer.

I will let you see.

They look really good.

Thank you.

Father really loves them.

How big are they?

They're like triple D's.

Holy shit.

You look.

Yeah. You have to go.

Okay.

Truth or dare?

Dare. Dare. Okay.

I dare you to...

okay dad made like a really good choice be

shy

My turn now.

Yeah. Okay.

I'm ready.

Okay. Truth or dare?

Dare.

Okay.

I dare you to to

tell me if

penis looks like dad's you are so weird oh my gosh

okay um i just i'm

curious like if you like if it's like the same as mine i don't know what yours

looks like so how should i know i gotta like show you i guess yeah it's the only

way okay

i can't believe this is part of me i

mean

honestly you definitely

have the family jewels

Is it like the same size?

Honestly, I'm used to your dad's dick being really hard, so I can't tell right

now.

Trish, dare.

Dare.

I dare you to make it hard.

Oh, my God. So you can tell what size it is.

I can't do that.

That's true. They're there.

No, I'm not doing it. Oh, my God.

It stays between you and me.

Yeah, I swear.

Thank you.

Thank you.

It's getting so big.

Like all the way hard now.

Okay, so yeah, your dick is definitely a little bit

bigger and thicker than your dad's.

Nice.

I have to admit.

Okay.

But it's still like, but it like looks kind of the same.

Yep.

practically you know it feels the same in my mouth just

a little bit bigger

Let me sit on it.

Yeah.

Okay.

Mom, you can't tell your dad about this at all.

Okay, Mom, I won't.

It's kind of like not even bad if you think about it because it's like we have

like kind of the same penis, right? Oh, my God, no.

I can't think about that right now.

I appreciate it.

This is going to help you for whenever you get a girlfriend.

Yeah, definitely.

More practice.

Doggy? Yeah.

All right. You can handle that.

That's super nice, too.

Yeah.

Right there.

me just like that yes

Mm hmm.

Okay.