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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:26,840 Yes, Mrs. Kane. 2 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:30,420 I have a favor to ask of you. 3 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:35,120 I want you to make sure the girls behave tonight. 4 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,280 I don't want any big scenes like last time. 5 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,040 And I'm calling you first. 6 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:48,040 Now, if those girls do anything to fuck me and Randy up, it's going to be your 7 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,040 ass. You understand? 8 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,060 Yes, Mrs. Kane. 9 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,120 And I want you to make sure they're dressed nice. 10 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,940 I don't want Shelly coming down here in those fishnet stockings and all that 11 00:02:01,940 --> 00:02:02,960 punk rock crap. 12 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:05,320 Keep an eye on Brianna's drinking. 13 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:15,040 Now I think tonight's the night. 14 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,020 It just might be the night. 15 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:24,080 After 20 years of knowing and blowing the sky. 16 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:27,910 He just might finally pop the question. 17 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:33,330 Mrs. Sharon Spears. 18 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:37,010 It's got a nice ring to it, doesn't it? 19 00:02:39,230 --> 00:02:40,230 Doesn't it? 20 00:02:40,350 --> 00:02:41,350 Yes, Mrs. K. 21 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,150 Over my dead fucking body. 22 00:02:59,390 --> 00:03:03,670 Is that old school porn fuck going to become a part of this family? 23 00:03:03,890 --> 00:03:08,410 I don't care how fucking cock hungry my ex -whore of a mother is. 24 00:03:10,510 --> 00:03:14,690 So what are you going to do about it? What am I going to do about it? I'm 25 00:03:14,690 --> 00:03:16,490 to do whatever I need to do about it. 26 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:23,350 Don't. If you do, I'll be your next flying back to the Warsaw. 27 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,140 What, and lose my little plaything? 28 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,080 I don't fucking think so. 29 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:30,300 Uh -uh. 30 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:52,120 Come here, my little plaything. 31 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,580 I myself thank you very little. 32 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:04,820 Don't make me kill you, Chell. 33 00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:07,680 Fine, but I'm keeping the fishnets on. 34 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,820 So, what's the big deal about tonight anyway? 35 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,660 What, does she think he's going to propose or something? 36 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:18,860 She does, doesn't she? 37 00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:22,600 He's a perv. I caught him jacking off over me in my sleep. 38 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:23,980 Fucking asshole. 39 00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:27,980 Jane, you got the bags? 40 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:29,460 Yeah. 41 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,060 Because you're a feeble -minded little bitch. That's why. 42 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:37,220 You're so dead. I'm not even kidding. If I didn't have a hemorrhoid the size of 43 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:39,980 Jupiter on my ass... Shut the fuck up, both of you. 44 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,880 Shane, carry the fucking bags. Eric, quit calling your brother a feeble 45 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:44,779 little bitch. 46 00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:47,820 You guys do anything to fuck this up for me, I'm not kidding you. You're both 47 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:48,900 dead. You understand? 48 00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:50,820 Yes, Dad. 49 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,860 20 geniuses got the ring. 50 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:55,220 Okay, let's go. 51 00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:00,580 Shit. 52 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:01,810 They're here. 53 00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:03,590 Are you sure I look okay, Marta? 54 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:11,250 You look like Anne -Marie Atlet, Mrs. Kane. Like a sky of summer night. 55 00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:13,790 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 56 00:13:14,810 --> 00:13:17,130 I mean, you look very nice. 57 00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:19,910 Well, why don't you just say what you mean? 58 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:24,030 Go get those thankless bitches. 59 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:46,810 I missed you, boy, when you got here. I don't know. 60 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,400 two very lovely girls. 61 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:30,720 Lovely, aren't they? How are you, girls? 62 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,240 Fine. 63 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:37,800 Girls, I want you to meet Randy's sons. 64 00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:40,580 This is Eric, and this is Shane. 65 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,180 Sup. 66 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:43,740 Hey. 67 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,420 Hey. Sup. 68 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:54,100 Marta, grab their bags, please. 69 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:55,880 and take them to the rooms. 70 00:14:56,240 --> 00:15:00,180 Girls, show the boys to their rooms. Be right. 71 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,040 It's so good to see you. 72 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,720 You too. 73 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,280 I dreamt about you last night. 74 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,459 You did? 75 00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:21,460 Yeah. 76 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,680 And I fell out of bed twice. 77 00:15:38,329 --> 00:15:41,450 You want to pan and melt me like a butterfly? 78 00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:48,710 Remember... 79 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,740 Remember the first night we met? 80 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:56,080 Up in Frisco? 81 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,760 On that set? 82 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,100 Yeah. 83 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,740 The whole time I had P .T.'s cock inside of me. 84 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,680 I was wishing it was you. 85 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,160 P .T. 86 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:14,340 Remember that time you fucked that chicken and you went into the kitchen to 87 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,020 a sandwich and I came in and told you? 88 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:18,540 Yeah. 89 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,160 I ate it anyway. 90 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,740 And then you jacked off on my tab. 91 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,140 Oh, yeah. 92 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:29,360 I was really dead. 93 00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:32,460 No. 94 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,440 I wore them for you. 95 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:57,620 I knew that you liked it. 96 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:43,010 Let me just move my hips up and down. 97 00:22:34,889 --> 00:22:35,889 Thank you. 98 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,300 Fuck, that's good right there. Shit. 99 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,520 Yeah. 100 00:24:47,810 --> 00:24:48,810 Oh, yeah. 101 00:24:52,730 --> 00:24:53,730 Oh, baby. 102 00:24:54,930 --> 00:25:01,850 Feel it. You want to 103 00:25:01,850 --> 00:25:02,850 come? Don't do it. 104 00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:05,590 Oh, 105 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,010 it's so big. 106 00:25:09,370 --> 00:25:10,370 Oh, my God. 107 00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:27,960 Yeah. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Perfect seat right there. Yeah. 108 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:29,260 Yeah. 109 00:26:57,820 --> 00:27:01,180 Yeah. Okay, let me just go down on it. 110 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,920 Deep enough for you? 111 00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:48,980 Yeah. 112 00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:40,590 You wanted it all the way in. 113 00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:43,310 Now it's all the way in. Yeah, it is. 114 00:29:43,510 --> 00:29:45,210 Don't you want it? Mm -hmm. Huh? 115 00:29:45,710 --> 00:29:46,710 Yeah, shit. 116 00:29:47,010 --> 00:29:48,010 Oh. 117 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,060 Push it up in. Yeah. 118 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,620 I don't think you do all the work. 119 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,440 You know. 120 00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:19,260 Yeah. 121 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:23,240 It's good like this. Yeah. I can feel it. 122 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:24,860 Look. Well, yeah. 123 00:31:24,110 --> 00:31:25,110 There we go. 124 00:32:33,930 --> 00:32:35,510 So what do you guys think about this shit anyway? 125 00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:37,910 Honestly, we think it sucks. 126 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:39,910 Yeah, us too. 127 00:32:40,950 --> 00:32:43,910 So what are we going to do, you guys? How are we going to stop them from 128 00:32:43,910 --> 00:32:44,910 married? 129 00:32:45,470 --> 00:32:47,950 I don't know. I'm just thinking this fucking monkey suit. 130 00:32:48,810 --> 00:32:50,570 You guys had to get dressed up too, huh? 131 00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:53,010 Yeah, I feel like a fucking cheerleader. 132 00:32:54,370 --> 00:32:55,570 Cool fishnets, though. 133 00:32:56,330 --> 00:32:57,330 Thanks. 134 00:32:58,230 --> 00:32:59,710 Shit, you guys, that's it. 135 00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:01,570 What? 136 00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:04,160 Why did I think of it before? 137 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,520 What? 138 00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:10,800 Well, if we fuck you guys... Excuse me? 139 00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:12,340 Shh, just let me finish, okay? 140 00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:14,440 Yeah, let her finish. Go ahead. 141 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:22,060 If we were to fuck you guys, it'd be really gross for my mom to marry your 142 00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:24,260 because we'd be, like, related and shit, right? 143 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:26,380 Yeah. 144 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:31,220 It'd be kind of like an old Greg Dart movie, all sick, twisted, and shit. 145 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,940 But fuck it, I'm in. 146 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,800 You said, but fuck it. 147 00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:40,440 You're not too bright, are you? 148 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,980 No, I'm not. 149 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,320 That's alright. 150 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:46,540 I like them dumb. 151 00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:54,840 So go on and make some noise, alright? 152 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,320 Go on. 153 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,160 Hmm. 154 00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:04,650 Huh? Huh? 155 00:36:04,870 --> 00:36:05,870 Huh? 156 00:39:01,070 --> 00:39:02,070 Hmm. 157 00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:37,170 Thank you so much. 158 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:07,920 Yeah. 159 00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:57,320 Good boy. 160 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,280 Good little boy. 161 00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:10,360 Now, get out of here and go get your brother. 162 00:44:23,790 --> 00:44:25,050 And you like the Selby's too? 163 00:44:25,310 --> 00:44:26,310 They're fucking great. 164 00:44:27,070 --> 00:44:30,810 Yeah, you heard of them? Yeah, I have. You mean that video they did? 165 00:44:31,030 --> 00:44:33,530 Fucking karaoke and stuff? That was awesome. 166 00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:36,830 Yeah, it was. I think I got them around here somewhere. 167 00:44:37,330 --> 00:44:38,330 Really? 168 00:44:38,590 --> 00:44:39,590 Yeah. 169 00:44:46,470 --> 00:44:47,470 Hey, hey. 170 00:44:48,070 --> 00:44:49,590 Was that you? 171 00:44:50,730 --> 00:44:53,030 Yeah, I guess porn kind of runs in the family. 172 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:59,560 Tell me about it. Man, if I never hear another story about Paul Thomas fucking 173 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,380 goddamn chicken again, it'll be way too fucking soon. 174 00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:09,680 So, you look really good there. I mean, for the two seconds you let me see it. 175 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,120 How old are you? 176 00:45:12,740 --> 00:45:13,740 Nineteen. 177 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:15,520 You got ID? 178 00:45:15,740 --> 00:45:17,000 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 179 00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:18,300 I'm kidding. 180 00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:19,380 Just a kid. 181 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,600 What are you doing? 182 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,040 Getting my edge. 183 00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:30,700 Getting my balls all filled up, you know? So I can have a good pop. 184 00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:31,960 My dad taught me that. 185 00:45:32,820 --> 00:45:37,520 Look, if it's okay, I'd rather not have sex with you. I just said I would to get 186 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:38,520 Bree off my back. 187 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,078 Fine, whatever. 188 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,280 Do you have a boyfriend or something? 189 00:45:43,060 --> 00:45:45,080 Yeah, but he's kind of pissing me off lately. 190 00:45:46,220 --> 00:45:47,500 Who is it? The guy in the video? 191 00:45:48,339 --> 00:45:52,140 Yeah. So, is it okay if we don't have sex? I mean, I'm sure Bree will fuck you 192 00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:53,140 when she's done with her brother. 193 00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:54,780 Yeah, sure. 194 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:56,660 Can I at least touch your leg, get my edge? 195 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,520 Yeah. Cool. 196 00:45:58,760 --> 00:45:59,940 Do you want to watch my movie? 197 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:01,840 Yeah, that'd be great. 198 00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:06,740 Do you mind if I... I don't know. Go right ahead. 199 00:46:17,580 --> 00:46:22,900 like your mom there. You get that whole vibe going on. Man, I've busted a nut to 200 00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:24,860 your fucking mom so many times. 201 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,620 Do you ever watch any of your old tapes? 202 00:46:27,020 --> 00:46:31,080 No. Do you watch your dad's? Fuck yeah. You ever see The Masseuse? 203 00:46:31,340 --> 00:46:34,780 With him and Hapatia Lee? It's like two hours long. 204 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,880 It's got one full sex scene. 205 00:46:37,220 --> 00:46:40,620 I mean, they don't do that shit anymore. It's all the same old cookie cutter 206 00:46:40,620 --> 00:46:45,620 five scene formula horse shit. When I direct, I'm going to do things 207 00:46:45,620 --> 00:46:46,620 different. 208 00:46:46,990 --> 00:46:48,090 Is that what you want to do? 209 00:46:48,610 --> 00:46:49,610 Yeah, 210 00:46:50,150 --> 00:46:52,290 me and my brother are going to start doing our own shit next year. 211 00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,350 You ought to do it with us. It'd be fun. 212 00:46:55,090 --> 00:46:56,090 No, it's okay. 213 00:46:56,610 --> 00:46:59,070 You know, I'm not really... Hold on. 214 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,780 amazing. You're really hot. 215 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,980 No, not me. Brianna's the cute one. 216 00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:55,120 Nah, you're a natural -born porn star. 217 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:57,080 Really? Uh -huh. 218 00:47:57,380 --> 00:47:59,280 Really. Dude! 219 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,560 Bro, you're up. 220 00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:02,880 Fucking finally! 221 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,660 Hey, what you watching? 222 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,260 Foot fetish, huh? 223 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,980 Shit, Dad loves this stuff. 224 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,640 You got any hemorrhoid cream? 225 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,020 My ass be itching. 226 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:16,920 Like a motherfucker. 227 00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:25,160 I wonder how the kids are doing. 228 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,720 It's about fucking time. 229 00:48:34,380 --> 00:48:37,940 The fucking noobs and condoms are right over there. Thank you. 230 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,440 You don't got a fucking day. 231 00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:49,580 I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying, not that. 232 00:48:50,740 --> 00:48:51,740 Jesus. 233 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,800 Give me shit, I'm not the stupid one like my brother. 234 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,980 Nah, he's not too bright. 235 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:31,240 So you want to do like a couple positions, maybe a little oral? Is that 236 00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:32,479 Yeah, maybe. 237 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,319 That works? 238 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,620 Fuck me right now. 239 00:49:48,060 --> 00:49:49,580 You like that? 240 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,220 Player on player. 241 00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,560 Maybe I should go check on him. 242 00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:06,680 Not until you check on me, Dr. Love. 243 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,080 What? 244 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:17,260 Nothing. I guess after 20 years of reciting porno dialogue, you can't help 245 00:50:17,260 --> 00:50:19,220 not like that in real life once in a while. 246 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,700 But this isn't real life, Randy. 247 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,840 It's a dream come true. 248 00:50:27,530 --> 00:50:28,530 All right. 249 00:50:28,870 --> 00:50:31,050 Shut up and fuck me again already. 250 00:50:37,530 --> 00:50:38,130 Fuck 251 00:50:38,130 --> 00:50:45,510 him! 252 00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,060 You gotta be loud so they can fucking hear that. 253 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,200 Yeah! Alright! 254 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,160 Damn! 255 00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,300 Fuck, that pussy's good! 256 00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:11,840 Give me a dick, more dick, more dick. 257 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:13,640 Here, give it to me. 258 00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:16,740 Deeper, deeper. 259 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,280 Cut it out! 260 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,160 Look, come in five seconds. You won't even know I'm there. 261 00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:28,410 Please, baby, baby, please, baby, baby, please. 262 00:51:29,030 --> 00:51:30,030 No. 263 00:51:35,290 --> 00:51:38,450 You okay, Mrs. King? 264 00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:40,050 What is it, Marta? 265 00:51:41,290 --> 00:51:44,990 I think I've heard one of the girls yelling for you upstairs. 266 00:51:46,210 --> 00:51:48,770 I better go check on her. No, not yet. 267 00:51:49,370 --> 00:51:50,530 Just a minute more. 268 00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:51,750 Okay. 269 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:10,300 What are 270 00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:15,380 you looking at? 271 00:52:30,990 --> 00:52:32,110 Shane, what the fuck? 272 00:52:32,710 --> 00:52:34,050 Hey, Dad. 273 00:52:36,550 --> 00:52:37,550 Michelle, are you okay? 274 00:52:38,390 --> 00:52:40,310 No, he fucking came in me. 275 00:52:41,090 --> 00:52:42,510 What the fuck are you doing? 276 00:52:43,630 --> 00:52:45,330 I thought she was just being sexy. 277 00:52:45,590 --> 00:52:47,270 I didn't know she didn't want me to come. 278 00:52:47,910 --> 00:52:49,570 No means no, idiot. 279 00:52:50,470 --> 00:52:51,470 Now apologize. 280 00:52:52,190 --> 00:52:53,190 I'm sorry. 281 00:52:56,790 --> 00:52:59,830 That's better. Now go get your dumbass brother. We're going to eat soon. 282 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,360 Yes, sir 283 00:53:35,180 --> 00:53:36,460 Right on my web. 284 00:55:15,340 --> 00:55:16,340 Yeah, God. 285 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:52,880 Hmm. 286 01:00:24,319 --> 01:00:25,460 Oh yeah. 287 01:01:01,930 --> 01:01:02,930 yeah 288 01:01:58,860 --> 01:01:59,860 Fuck yeah. 289 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,280 Well... Don't worry. The cola should kill the sperm. 290 01:02:57,820 --> 01:02:59,500 That's not what I'm worried about. 291 01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:07,560 Listen, Sharon told me that you told her that I came in here and jerked off on 292 01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:08,560 you while you were sleeping. 293 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,040 Why did you do that? 294 01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:12,180 You know why? 295 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:22,200 It was bad enough waiting until I was 18 to have sex with you. 296 01:03:22,460 --> 01:03:24,440 And then for you to go marry my mother? 297 01:03:25,220 --> 01:03:26,380 It's not fair. 298 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:35,880 I mean, remember that time we got the hotel room and it was on my 18th 299 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:41,620 and you made me cum so hard I cried and then you pulled out and you jerked all 300 01:03:41,620 --> 01:03:42,620 over my toes? 301 01:03:46,140 --> 01:03:47,820 Yeah, I remember. 302 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:58,620 In the time that we were all eating dinner, and I was in my schoolgirl 303 01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:03,020 and I jerked you off with my totes, and you came all over my black knee socks? 304 01:04:04,580 --> 01:04:05,580 Yeah. 305 01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:07,660 I remember that, too. 306 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:09,640 Remember. 307 01:04:11,660 --> 01:04:12,660 Yeah. 308 01:04:13,380 --> 01:04:14,380 I remember. 309 01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:20,360 Would you jerk me off right now? 310 01:04:21,930 --> 01:04:23,170 Really? Mm -hmm. 311 01:04:23,970 --> 01:04:25,010 With my feet? 312 01:04:27,210 --> 01:04:29,110 Sure. Yeah, sure. 313 01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:34,270 Yeah. 314 01:04:39,530 --> 01:04:40,530 Yeah. 315 01:04:44,630 --> 01:04:46,730 How about a blowjob? Could I have a blowjob? 316 01:04:47,270 --> 01:04:48,790 Mm -hmm. Okay, great. 317 01:04:49,710 --> 01:04:50,710 Yeah. 318 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,420 You like sucking my cock, huh? 319 01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,480 Oh, I love sucking your cock. 320 01:05:12,380 --> 01:05:13,380 No, 321 01:05:14,740 --> 01:05:15,740 you can't tell anyone. 322 01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:17,238 All right? 323 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,680 We'll be talking about the sex that we have. 324 01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:21,100 Okay? 325 01:05:21,380 --> 01:05:25,300 I can't help it. I love you. It's more sexy if it's a secret. 326 01:05:39,380 --> 01:05:40,380 That's it. 327 01:05:42,340 --> 01:05:43,620 Everything's better now. 328 01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,020 Oh yeah. 329 01:08:23,050 --> 01:08:24,569 Well, we're surprised at it, aren't ya? 330 01:14:32,010 --> 01:14:33,010 Thank you. 331 01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:53,680 What time is dinner? 332 01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:55,760 Very funny. 333 01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:59,620 Guys, get your hands off my daughter. 334 01:17:00,820 --> 01:17:02,200 It's time to eat. 335 01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,920 What, that's all you have to say? 336 01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:10,560 Look, I know what you're trying to do. 337 01:17:10,820 --> 01:17:15,420 You think that if my kids are fucking his kids, I won't marry Randy. 338 01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:19,580 What kind of piece of shit porn or movie did you get that lame idea from? 339 01:17:24,569 --> 01:17:26,930 Look, I love Randy, period. 340 01:17:27,690 --> 01:17:31,470 I don't care if you fuck his kids until their dicks turn blue. 341 01:17:31,810 --> 01:17:33,750 I don't even care if he fucks Michelle. 342 01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:35,930 You want to know why? 343 01:17:38,730 --> 01:17:41,190 Because we're fucking porn stars, you idiots. 344 01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:43,790 We fuck for a living. 345 01:17:44,170 --> 01:17:48,830 He has been watching me fuck other men, and I have been watching him fuck other 346 01:17:48,830 --> 01:17:50,430 women for 27 years. 347 01:17:51,550 --> 01:17:53,430 Years. You can't shock us. 348 01:17:53,710 --> 01:17:56,570 You're just a bunch of generation Jenna little bitches. 349 01:17:57,130 --> 01:17:59,110 You cannot shock us with sperm. 350 01:17:59,790 --> 01:18:02,950 I don't care how you got it or who you got it from. 351 01:18:03,930 --> 01:18:07,710 Now, get up, get your clothes on. 352 01:18:08,530 --> 01:18:09,670 It's time to eat. 353 01:18:15,930 --> 01:18:17,090 Your mom's cool. 354 01:18:17,310 --> 01:18:18,710 I'd like to fuck her. 355 01:18:19,610 --> 01:18:22,320 Shut up. You're such a fucking idiot. 356 01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:43,280 That's good. 357 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:44,680 Because you're fired. 358 01:18:50,190 --> 01:18:53,030 I told you to keep an eye on the girls, and you failed. 359 01:18:53,630 --> 01:18:55,590 So now you're fired. Now get out. 360 01:18:56,410 --> 01:19:00,470 You can't fire me. I'm as much part of his family as you are. 361 01:19:01,250 --> 01:19:04,850 And I suppose that's why you've been fucking Brianna ever since she turned 362 01:19:06,510 --> 01:19:08,150 I don't know what you're talking about. 363 01:19:08,710 --> 01:19:10,670 And I don't know why you're still here. 364 01:19:11,030 --> 01:19:15,530 Now you go get your shit and go the fuck back to Poland, Marta. That's it. 365 01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:42,540 Would anyone like to say anything at this point? 366 01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,040 No. 367 01:20:45,620 --> 01:20:47,180 No. Nah. 368 01:20:48,060 --> 01:20:49,060 Fuck no. 369 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:52,860 Shelly, just be quiet like a candle. 370 01:21:00,620 --> 01:21:05,840 Well, I'd like to take this opportunity to say something that I've been wanting 371 01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:08,040 to say for a very long time. 372 01:21:21,420 --> 01:21:22,420 Would you? 24132

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