Original subtitles

INSPECTOR: Dirty Pierre Le Punk had escaped from prison.

And I was assigned to bring him in.

My instructions were to meet a special agent

in front of an old abandoned house where Pierre was hiding out.

Good morning, honorable Inspector.

I am Charlie, your special robot agent.

Well, what do you know?

An electronic cop.

My computer brain can show you how to put Pierre back in hoosegow.

Why, that's incredible.

Okay, Charlie, what is my first move?

Suggest best way to get Pierre quick is crash in door,

but use big stick.

(CHUCKLING)

I'll have the handcuffs on that bum in a matter of seconds.

(CRASHES)

Oh, make slight miscalculation. So sorry please.

Suggest you use pineapple but without cottage cheese.

(GRENADE RATTLING)

When plan bomb out,

get whirly bird and drop bomb in.

Note, honorable Inspector have stiff upper lip and hard-set jaw.

But to catch hardened criminal, must have concrete idea.

Suggest you project self through window with rocket and sock it to him.

Confucius say, "Best way to finish off dirty louse

"is chop down tree and bash in house."

(TREE CRACKING)

When previous plan backfire,

next move is on high wire.

Must never give up hope.

This time, use lasso rope.

(WHIZZING)

This operation called Kaboom

guaranteed to seal crook's doom.

Okay, but I'm warning you,

if this plan doesn't work,

I'll tear out your transistors one by one.

They don't call me Dirty Pierre just for kicks, you know.

I was to meet honorable Inspector in front of house.

(WHIZZING)

Here he comes now.

Can show you how to save wear and tear.

Have great idea on how to catch Pierre.

Why, you dirty...

I'll show you some wear and tear.

Better to split scene than have split head.

INSPECTOR: Come back here, you mechanical maniac.