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INSPECTOR: The Commissioner summoned me to his office to advise me

that I had been selected as a police exchange student with Canada.

Don't worry, sir, you can depend upon me to uphold the honor of the Sûreté.

Very good, Inspector.

Have a good trip.

INSPECTOR: At Mounted Police Headquarters,

I received my first assignment

from Commander Hotspur.

Now then, my good fellow, this is Two-Faced Harry.

Boy, is he a vicious one.

You are to apprehend this culprit without further ado.

Adieu.

I said without further ado.

Now away with you. Go, go, go, go.

INSPECTOR: Being well-experienced with habits and haunts of criminals,

I selected one of the town's most disreputable dives

to start my investigation.

Excuse me, stranger,

but have you ever heard the name Two-Faced Harry?

It does kind of strike a familiar note,

know what I mean?

No, exactly what do you mean, a familiar note?

This!

He knows something.

Hey, wait a minute!

You know, you've got a real honest face.

I am deputizing you to help me catch Two-Faced Harry.

Golly! That's peachy-keen!

I never had the honor of deputizing before.

You had better take this gun.

Two-Faced Harry is a dangerous customer.

Golly!

Remember, shoot first, ask questions later.

I have a question. Which is the safety?

Now, don't shoot until I give you the order.

Now when I yell "Fire," fire.

Fire! Fire! Fire!

I only did what you told me to.

(LAUGHING)

Are you laughing behind my back?

No, sir! I'm laughing behind my back.

Aha!

"Aha" to you!

I'll kill him!

Golly! He's right behind us!

He'll never catch us. We can row faster.

Now that's what I call stretching things a little too far.

Well, two can play at this game.

I think he's gaining on us.

Abandon ship!

INSPECTOR: Surrender in the name of the law.

INSPECTOR: I tracked this elusive criminal into Manitoba where winter had set in.

Do you give up?

Do you give up?

(GRUMBLING)

Do you give up?

(RUMBLING)

TWO-FA CED HARRY: Will you mind speaking a little louder, please?

For the last time, stop or I'll shoot.

Hold it, copper.

Can't you see? We've come so far north, we've run out of scenery.

This picture is over.

Son of a gun. Well, we'll just see about that, eh?

Hey, you, cartoonist, I order you to cooperate with the law

and put this mangy cur behind bars where he belongs.

I want my lawyer! You can't do this to me!

I want my rights, do you hear? I refuse to talk!

You see, the pen is mightier than the sword.

It's a relief to know that I'll never have to look at a two-faced freak like you again.

You said it, buddy.

Who said that? Where are you, whoever you are?