Original subtitles

COMMISSIONER: So you let him escape, eh, Inspector?

Why, you stupid, bungling, incompetent noncompeep!

INSPECTOR: But, Commissioner, I... I...

COMMISSIONER: You have goof up for the last time!

Now turn in your gun and badge. You are suspended!

INSPECTOR: But... But, sir...

But, sir, shouldn't you keep me on for your own protection?

Remember, Louie swore to get you for sending him up the river.

You'll be at the bottom of the river if I see you around here again.

Now get out!

INSPECTOR: I realized that the only way to get my job back

was to recapture Louie Le Finke.

And knowing that Louie would come after the Commissioner,

I decided to stick close to the chief.

Son of a gun, I have forgot my matches.

Monsieur, could I trouble you for a light?

What an interesting-looking lighter!

It's Louie Le Finke, sir! He's getting away!

Why, you, you assassin!

(WHISTLES)

Yes, Monsieur Commissioner?

Put this man behind bars.

But... But what man, Monsieur Commissioner?

Those dirty crooks, no-good, treacherous, murderous...

Send me up the river, eh? I will fix him.

(ENGINE STARTS)

Oh, no. It's Louie.

- I would like to... - Look out, sir!

That was a close one, sir.

I wonder where he could have gone.

Look at that.

I better put the cover over that hole

before somebody falls in and hurts himself. That's terrible.

(COMMISSIONER GROANING)

Was that you, Commissioner?

(GUN FIRING)

Attention. Attention.

This is the Commissioner speaking.

Now hear this.

Sacré iliac! That's Louie up on that ledge!

I want all police personnel to concentrate on this manhunt.

Somewhere in...

(THUDDING)

Somewhere in Paris, two vicious criminals are hiding out.

(GRUNTING)

Search everywhere.

No one is safe while they are at large.

I especially want the ex-inspector brought in.

There is nothing worse than a bad cop.

I'll get you now, you swine!

Why, you...

INSPECTOR: But, Commissioner, you see, I was only trying...

Trying to...

(GUN FIRING)

COMMISSIONER: You little no-good cop.

(COMMISSIONER MUTTERING)

(GUN FIRING)

(MUTTERING)

(GUN FIRING)

Quick, you fool, do something!

Yes... Yes, sir!

And to show there is no hard feelings,

I am returning your gun

and your badge.

Inspector, may I borrow your gun for a moment?

INSPECTOR: But, Commissioner, I can explain everything, I...

You know...

COMMISSIONER: Why, you dirty...

I'll teach you!

You're no good. No good!

(GUN FIRING)

Sneaky turncoat!