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How was your date?

Oh.

Not good, I guess.

Oh.

Um.

Hmm.

Oh, my.

Where is she?

Where is she ever?

Are you kidding me?

Take this girl to a fancy restaurant and get her oysters and pasta.

Just to get rejected?

Fucking bullshit, dude.

I'm tired of wasting my time on this shit. What the?

Oh my god. Why is my cognizance over right now?

What the fuck is going on here?

Why would I get a random boner?

Yeah, yeah. Oh my god.

Oysters are an aphrodisiac?

Fuck,

I really just can't care of this.

Ex -hamster. This is going to be sexy.

Axel! What are you doing?

Sorry, I was just having a bad day.

Yeah, I mean, you seemed really, really upset when you got home from your date.

Yeah, my date kind of rejected me. I mean, I took her out on a nice dinner

everything and still nothing.

I mean, I'm sorry, sweetie.

You know, it happens to the best of us.

But then when I got home, I just started getting a boner out of nowhere.

Oh. And it turns out oysters are an aphrodisiac.

Oh. And that's what we had for dinner, so.

Yeah.

I guess I've heard that before.

Wow.

You have quite the boner.

Yeah, it really won't go down. Oh, my gosh.

Um, you know, I'll have to take you up on that tip about the oysters sometime,

and maybe I'll, you know, give some to your father.

Just throw them in my friend's house.

Yeah.

You know, he's gone right now.

So, um, maybe, maybe I could help you with it

a little bit.

I mean, you are my stepmom, but I do really need help, so.

Yeah. I mean, what else are stepmoms here for?

I guess this. Make you feel comfortable and feel better about your date going so

bad.

I've been pretty horny, so maybe we could

help each other out.

You need a little bit of practice with you.

Don't forget that other one.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, that's what it's going to be.

I'm going to drink my coffee.