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Hello and welcome to ZZ's Couples Quiz Show, the game where we find out just how well a

couple really know each other.

Joining us today to challenge their relationship is Liza and Marcus.

So how are you doing?

You're feeling nervous at all?

I'm a little worried.

I don't want to look stupid.

Oh, you look fabulous.

Oh, you're not so bad yourself.

Oh, cheeky.

What about you, sir?

Feeling it.

Oh, no sir.

I love my wife, I do.

We've been together forever.

We'll see about that then, won't we?

OK, for our next part of the show, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you're

both going to write your answers down and we'll see if you've got the same reply.

Are you ready?

OK, first question.

What is your wife's favorite sexual position?

That's it.

Think long and hard about this one, Marcus.

OK, no peeking, guys.

OK, the question was, what is your wife's favorite sexual position?

And you said missionary?

Well, not too wild, then.

And your wife says...

Reverse cowgirl.

Oh, I'm afraid that's a wrong answer for Marcus.

What's reverse cowgirl?

Something you don't do, apparently.

I'll take notes if I was you today, buddy.

OK, question number two.

Are you ready?

Yes, I'm ready.

OK, question number two.

Marcus, what is the size of your member?

It's a little bit personal.

I don't write the questions, Marcus.

I'm just paying to read them out.

Now, how big is your member?

And remember, be honest now.

Marcus, what is the size of your member?

So the question was, how big is your member?

And you've got...

12.

12 inches.

And I thought that was just your knee.

OK, let's see if he's telling the truth, shall we?

I'm sorry, but his dick is very small.

And I feel generous on this.

It's like this.

Wow, wee!

Looks like you took quite the gamble there, Marcus, and came up a little short.

See, Marcus, she likes the jokes.

That one was on me.

OK, for the final part of our show, let's play Name That Sound.

For the final part of our show, Lisa will be joining me on the other side of this wall.

Oh, for this part of the show,

Lisa will perform a series of tasks and Marcus will have to guess what she's doing.

He won't be able to see her.

He'll only be able to hear her.

Are you ready to play?

I'm ready.

Yes, he is. And what about you, Liza?

Yes, I am.

OK.

Oh, I see.

OK, let's play it your way.

Are you ready to play?

I'm ready.

Let's do this.

Begin!

OK, that's it. No peeking now.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Let's play.

I'm ready.

Oh.

She's slurping spaghetti?

Oh.

That's not quite right, I'm afraid.

Is she choking?

Is she OK?

She's doing just fine.

Oh

Oh

It's a gym workout. It's a gym workout

Oh

She just stopped her talk

Hey, what's going on here? Hey, you're not supposed to think you're cheating

Cheating sleep over just part of the game. Don't be so prudish. I'm afraid she's right Marcus you

Thanks for playing I see you later she might not Marcus she might not see you later

Oh, that is a tight vagina

There we go

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Oh

Oh

How does that feel

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

That's still a pussy come shall we

We can feel it oh it's coming it's coming

Oh

There we go ladies and gentlemen, we have a screamer

Let's give her a hand

Marcus she loves it

Okay, let's go get a dick in mouth action

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Yes

Oh

Oh

Thanks for coming on the show

Oh

Suck on my dick a little bit. How about that? Yes?

Yes

So, how's your time on the show being

Shouldn't speak with your mouthful

Great techers on the ball work there charming

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Yes

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Oh fuck fuck fuck

Oh shit

Well folks that's all we've got time for I've been your host Daniel McDanielson join us next week for another episode of

ZZ's couples quiz show

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