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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:51,802 That's just unrealistic. 2 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:55,431 You can't expect to always want the same thing at the same time. 3 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,933 -Of course not. -Like for example, 4 00:00:58,017 --> 00:01:01,270 I love getting rim jobs. But Étienne doesn't like to eat ass. 5 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,230 I just don't enjoy it. 6 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:07,318 -He fixates on the sanitary aspect. -Guess I was raised that way. 7 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:10,738 -You get it from your mom, babe. -You're probably right. 8 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,406 So eventually, I figured... 9 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:15,034 It's just that your whole life, you're told 10 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:16,994 that girls are prone to vaginitis, 11 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,164 and you have to watch out for fecal matter in the vagina. 12 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:23,626 -Your "whole life"? -Yeah, like at school. 13 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:27,254 Your teachers warned you about fecal matter in vaginas? 14 00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:30,466 You'd be surprised how much you hear about it. 15 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:34,178 Like, there's a right way to wipe baby girls, to avoid infection. 16 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:37,765 -I don't want you to wipe me! -Fine. My point is, 17 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,850 I become self-conscious. 18 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:43,145 It's like, when I'm face-deep, 19 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:47,358 I don't know if my tongue should go from the vagina to the anus, 20 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,734 or vice versa. 21 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:52,071 It's like I can't find the right strategy. 22 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:53,864 I get that. 23 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:57,785 After our first daughter, I was worried about vaginitis. 24 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,620 You need to be careful. 25 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:02,581 Anyway, neither of our girls ever got vaginitis. 26 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:06,794 The right way is front to back. If you do that, you're all good. 27 00:02:07,378 --> 00:02:10,297 You're overthinking it. You're just a clean freak. 28 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:12,216 I won't argue with you there. 29 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:16,470 Anyway, I like rim jobs but Étienne doesn't. 30 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:17,888 Nope, I don't like it. 31 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:20,516 So I had a talk with myself, 32 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:24,395 and I said, is this really gonna be my life? 33 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,189 With war, global warming, the far right, 34 00:02:27,273 --> 00:02:30,901 do I really want to spend the years I have not getting rimmed 35 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:34,947 because the man I love had a teacher who said it was gross? 36 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,073 That'd be silly! 37 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,117 That's when she suggested we open up. 38 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,286 Étienne liked that concept. 39 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:43,330 Yeah, you just need to set some rules. 40 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:46,000 Étienne loves me and wants me to be happy. 41 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,960 Of course! 42 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:52,006 It's better for our relationship if both Étienne and I are happy. 43 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,258 I just don't wanna know who she's fucking. 44 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:58,429 Actually to be honest, I don't even mind if I know the person. 45 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:02,224 We thought about it, and we realized... 46 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:05,269 I mean, we know a lot of people, 47 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,397 and we don't wanna narrow the field too much. 48 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,065 So to hell with those rules, 49 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:13,360 like "no one we know" or "only the same blood type." 50 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:18,699 -It's too much! -Let's just fuck! 51 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,200 I just don't want names. 52 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,036 That's all. 53 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,290 You never thought about it? 54 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:30,377 -Nope. -Not really. 55 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,799 You've been together what, twelve years? 56 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,134 Sixteen! 57 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,470 -Really? -It's something, right? 58 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,263 Sixteen years, two kids... 59 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,682 Do you still have sex? 60 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:49,229 Sure. Of course now it's all about finding windows, and time frames... 61 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:50,356 Sixteen years! 62 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:53,984 When you started sleeping together, I was in second grade! 63 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:56,153 Fucking hell! 64 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,865 Are you still happy together? 65 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:01,617 What? Happy? Of course. 66 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,535 Yeah, we make a great team. 67 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:05,913 If you want kids, you need a good partner. 68 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,081 Sure. 69 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,833 And you never wanted to... 70 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,460 explore with others? 71 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:13,337 Never? 72 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:18,550 Well... 73 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:21,845 -It's complicated. -Yeah, it's complicated. 74 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,305 It's easier for you. 75 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:26,100 You don't have responsibilities, you don't have kids! 76 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:28,268 Yes, of course. 77 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,105 It just makes me wonder. 78 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,650 What's really stopping us from being happy? 79 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:41,573 Nicely put, love. Very nicely put. 80 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:44,868 - Oh stop it! -You're so eloquent. 81 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:17,211 FOLLIES 82 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:23,926 ACT 1 MONOGAMY 83 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:46,698 Should we translate that song or not? 84 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,325 What is it about? 85 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,828 No idea. Can't hear the words. 86 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,663 -Huh? -It's not clear. 87 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,748 Don't you speak English? 88 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,333 I do, Sophie. 89 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,502 But the singer is screaming. 90 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:01,880 If I talk like this... 91 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:04,591 even in French you won't understand me. 92 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:07,344 What's up with you, cranky pants? 93 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,055 Sorry, I'm in a bad mood. I didn't sleep last night. 94 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:11,723 That's no good. 95 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:14,268 It's my fucking long COVID. 96 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,646 I hate insomnia. It's like my body won't let me rest. 97 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,566 I didn't sleep much either. 98 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:21,859 How come? 99 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,195 A party at this guy's house. Crotale. Do you know him? 100 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:29,324 -Definitely not. -He's kind of the king of nightlife. 101 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:30,868 Sorry, I don't know him. 102 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,203 It was fun, but it got a bit weird. 103 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,873 You know the kind of guy I'm talking about? 104 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,333 No, I don't know what you're getting at. 105 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:39,501 You know. 106 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:42,754 Like, at a certain point, people were feeling a bit hot, 107 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:45,382 and they started taking their clothes off. 108 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,094 -They got naked... -Really? 109 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:51,889 You know, like an orgy. 110 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,683 An orgy? 111 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,521 -You want an open relationship? -Are you nuts? No! 112 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:02,816 -But François seemed into it. -Did he tell you that? 113 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:06,528 No, it's more like a gut feeling. I'm a bit checked out, sexually. 114 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:10,032 Like last night, he tried to finger me 115 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:13,243 and it got all weird because I couldn't concentrate. 116 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,786 On getting fingered? 117 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:17,873 What I mean is, this and that gotta go together. 118 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,666 How can I be any clearer? 119 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:23,629 -It was a pile of people, doing stuff. -What about you? What did you do? 120 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:26,632 Nothing. But they were all around me. 121 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:29,468 I found it hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing. 122 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:33,096 So you went to an orgy at Crotale's, and all you did was laugh? 123 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,723 What should I have done? 124 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:38,810 I wasn't gonna "screw" as you guys often say here. 125 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,395 We don't say it that often. 126 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:43,649 -How long's it been since you screwed? -Two, three weeks. 127 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,734 -That's not so bad. -Right? 128 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,237 But he wants us to be spontaneous. 129 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,698 I'd love to be spontaneous but our sex drives are out of sync! 130 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:53,659 -Is he pressuring you? -No, no. 131 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:57,579 You know François, he's the gentle type. He's not, like, "Rawr!" 132 00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,957 But he clearly has needs. 133 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,625 How long's it been? 134 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,628 Since we had sex? Two, three months. 135 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:08,215 -That's objectively long, right? -For sure. 136 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:11,760 You know, she's the only girl I ever slept with. 137 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,303 -Really? -Yep. 138 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:16,348 For the last 16 years, I've only ever seen her vagina. 139 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,516 Her vulva. 140 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,725 Her vulva, whatever. 141 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,102 Véro too. 142 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,520 Véro B or Véro D? 143 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:22,646 Both of them. 144 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,315 B with her boyfriend and D with her girlfriend. 145 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,441 Both Véros? 146 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:28,610 Am I the only monogamous granny left? 147 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,530 I'm tired just thinking about it. 148 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,240 Do you want Crotale's number? 149 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:37,828 To be honest, after a while, love is... 150 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,872 -It takes work. -It takes work! 151 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,459 It's like love is somewhere down there in the weeds 152 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,169 and you have to look for it. 153 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,714 -You have to mow the lawn. -Exactly! 154 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,717 You mow the lawn, you spot the love, and you go, 155 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,387 "Oh, love was hiding in the weeds this whole time!" 156 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,473 There. You have to feed it too! 157 00:09:58,557 --> 00:09:59,683 Feed the love. 158 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,561 -I love Julie, you know. -I know. 159 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:05,856 -I want to make that clear. -It is. I was just asking. 160 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,065 Fine. 161 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,698 Is everything OK? 162 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,201 -Sure. -Sure, sweetie. Why are you asking? 163 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,912 Dunno. It feels tense. 164 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,372 Tense? 165 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,041 You know. 166 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,418 Like there's bad energy at the table. 167 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,795 Yeah. It feels tense. 168 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,715 Nope. Everything's chill. 169 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:34,009 Yep. Everything's chill. 170 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,679 -It's "chill"? -It's chill. 171 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,149 Wanna play Guess Who? 172 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:53,445 Once upon a time, there was a warrior with red armour 173 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:57,783 who had lost her sword, so she called her turtle to... 174 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,409 To find her sword? 175 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:03,038 Yeah, to go looking for her sword. 176 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:07,459 And her sword was hidden in a lake. 177 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:12,422 And in the lake, there was an enormous... 178 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,845 Maybe it's my long COVID and brain fog, 179 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:21,139 but I think the girls are smarter than me. 180 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:24,059 Right? What was that at dinner? 181 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,686 "There's bad energy." 182 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:30,399 "Bad energy." What the hell? You're ten! 183 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,858 Fuck off. 184 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,619 You don't have long COVID. 185 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,663 You were sick for like two days. 186 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,123 It's long COVID. 187 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,167 It can't be. You were sick for two days. 188 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,294 What else could it be? 189 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,756 I keep telling you to go see someone, hon. 190 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,591 I think you might be depressed. 191 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,635 You've had a rough couple of years, 192 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,721 and it's affecting your mood more than you think. 193 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,683 It's long COVID, and my mood's fine. 194 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,439 Is our relationship in trouble? 195 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,606 Of course not. 196 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:15,485 -You don't feel...? -No. We're both doing our thing. 197 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,531 That said, we might be on autopilot a bit. 198 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:20,782 Yeah. 199 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,035 I'm gonna say something a bit weird, 200 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:29,166 but I kinda like being on autopilot. 201 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,043 I get that. 202 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:38,049 Maybe we need a little something to kick things into action. 203 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,551 Oh really? 204 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:44,055 Seems like an open relationship could solve a lot of issues. 205 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:46,808 Our sex life is the bulk of our problems. 206 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:50,145 I'm not sure what it would solve. 207 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:54,232 Julie, you're the only woman I've ever slept with. The only woman. 208 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,358 I know that. 209 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,445 It's like I have this visceral need 210 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,572 to find myself, sexually. 211 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:03,450 What about finding yourself outside of sex? 212 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,745 Doesn't feel like a very deep exploration to me. 213 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:09,039 It's like I don't even know myself. 214 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,749 I'm with you on that one. 215 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,251 But I don't know what sex has to do with it. 216 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,337 You're equating sex with happiness, 217 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,381 without even considering the life we built together. 218 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,800 -Of course I'm considering it! -Are you? 219 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:24,804 -I wanna preserve all that. -By sleeping with other people? 220 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,057 By taking sex out of the equation. 221 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,185 No, really, the more I think about it, 222 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:34,189 the more I realize that sex and faithfulness are different things. 223 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:37,442 To me, that's the very definition of it. 224 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,361 -Don't think so. -You don't? 225 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,404 No. I work with words all day, 226 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:45,700 and let me tell you, sexuality and faithfulness are very different. 227 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,789 I need to feel wanted. 228 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,166 And you don't get that from me? 229 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,169 Wanted? 230 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:57,837 No, I can't say I do. 231 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,717 -You don't wanna sleep with me. -That's not true. 232 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,761 -Sorry. -Come on! 233 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,640 It's not just you. I don't feel wanted in general. 234 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:10,976 I feel loved. 235 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,227 I hope so. 236 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,105 Of course I feel loved. But I don't feel wanted. 237 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:19,067 I'm looking for that. I dunno. 238 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:22,529 It's like I feel an urge to just... 239 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,489 Just... 240 00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:30,036 -To throw a pillow? -To do crazy shit! 241 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,997 To try something new! 242 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,209 To fail. To pick ourselves up again. To make mistakes. Don't you? 243 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:39,796 We can't spend our whole fucking lives on autopilot! 244 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,469 Yeah! 245 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,849 You buy it and we'll take care of it. 246 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,767 Sounds great. 247 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,229 And we'll name the bunny Québec. 248 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,816 Or Winnipeg. Or Victoria. Or Yellowknife. 249 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:03,361 -Or Edmonton. Or Fredericton. -A capital city. Got it. 250 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:07,324 -Would you prefer Charlottetown? -I'd prefer no bunny at all. 251 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,492 -What about Victoria? -No bunny. 252 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,037 -What about a giraffe? -Girls. 253 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,582 Your dad and I were saying how smart you both are. 254 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,834 -Yep. -Thanks, Mom. 255 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:24,090 And because you're so smart, we wanted to be honest with you both. 256 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,095 You were right last night, Louise. 257 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,056 We were tense at dinner. 258 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,184 -And you sensed it. -So everything wasn't chill. 259 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,479 -Yes, it was. -No, it wasn't chill. 260 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,981 Not chill at all. No. 261 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:43,652 The energy was bad because Mom and Dad were arguing 262 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,612 about a sensitive issue. 263 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,698 It wasn't a big fight. Just a difference of opinion. 264 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:52,118 No, it wasn't a big fight, but it was important. 265 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:55,330 About the very foundation of our relationship. 266 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,625 Let's call it a foundational argument. 267 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,377 Right? 268 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:07,384 But now, because Mommy and Daddy love each other, 269 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,052 we do, don't we? 270 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:12,222 And because we love you both, 271 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,932 we want to try something. 272 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,644 It's a big decision, 273 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,105 but... 274 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,109 we're opening up our relationship. 275 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:28,238 -Is this really the right time? -The energy might change, 276 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,366 and you might sense that. 277 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:36,287 But Mommy and Daddy are here for you... 278 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,998 And we love you, OK? -OK. 279 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,834 OK, Mommy. 280 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,168 Thank you, girls. 281 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,171 I knew you'd understand. 282 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,006 Sorry. Be right back. 283 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,264 -I like your drawing. -Thanks. 284 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,599 Yeah, it's nice. 285 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:08,570 ACT 2 286 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:13,283 The first one's pretty obvious. "No friends." 287 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,952 I can't sleep with your friends or mine? 288 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,247 Yours, mine, friends of friends. 289 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,541 I hear and welcome your input. 290 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,252 That said, everyone knows everyone in Montréal. 291 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:27,464 That's why I said friends, not acquaintances. 292 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,426 Would it be too controlling if I said no cunnilingus? 293 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,763 Dunno about controlling, but it narrows the playing field. 294 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:39,851 OK, then how about "Not a lot of cunnilingus"? 295 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:44,063 Just so you know, I won't be focusing entirely on cunnilingus. 296 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:48,651 I know, but kissing you afterwards wouldn't feel very hygienic to me. 297 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:54,115 How about, "Good hygiene practices after oral sex"? 298 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,825 -Sounds good. -Great. 299 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,038 The old tangled mess! 300 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,164 Fuck. 301 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:06,127 How about, "Untangle the lights before storing the tree"? 302 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:10,381 We should write that one down because it happens every year! 303 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,510 "Not in the house"? 304 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,971 Yeah. Especially not in the girls' room. 305 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:21,851 -Why would we do it in there? -Hey, exactly. 306 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,562 We wouldn't do that. Don't write that down! 307 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,232 Ew! Who'd even do that? 308 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,485 "Always preserve our couple's aura." 309 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,278 That's a bit New Agey. 310 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,488 How so? 311 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:38,034 I mean, "No friends" and "Proper hygiene after oral" is obvious, 312 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,246 but "the couple's aura" is open to interpretation. 313 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,164 Let's say I'm hitting on someone, 314 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,960 I can't force my body language to project the aura of our couple. 315 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,797 I thought you'd be more open, but you think my rule is dumb. 316 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:56,135 No, I don't. I'm just saying it leaves room for interpretation. 317 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,138 "Preserve the couple's aura" speaks for itself. 318 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,432 I guess now you're rethinking us, too! 319 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,726 I'm not! Stop saying that! 320 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,438 An aura is something you can feel. 321 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:13,194 I just don't want you to withdraw. I want you to be committed to us, 322 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,531 and remember what we've built together over the years. 323 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,325 Just be honest, for fuck's sake! 324 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,578 Then write down "Be honest for fuck's sake." 325 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,037 That's straightforward! 326 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:28,209 I still say we put "our couple's aura" in parentheses. 327 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:13,504 -You're not adding a profile pic? -I don't want clients seeing me. 328 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,507 So people are gonna see a picture of me and a flower. 329 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,718 They know you're not fucking a flower. 330 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:22,263 Not to sell myself short, 331 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,724 but you're the honeypot here. 332 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,393 -I don't wanna show my face. -How about your body? 333 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:31,522 I don't want to. I'll write a nice intro instead. 334 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,984 -Anyway, you're hot. -I dunno. No one likes fatties. 335 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,653 Well, I clearly do. 336 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,614 I had a six-pack when you met me. 337 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,742 Then upload an old picture of yourself. 338 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,371 Here we go... The fat fuck and the red rose. 339 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,915 -It's an amaryllis. -Amaryllis. 340 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,043 Thank you so much! 341 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,837 Granny and Gramps, come play! 342 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,841 Louise needs to finish her math homework before bedtime. 343 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,426 Fine. 344 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,594 No homework, no ice cream. 345 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:49,017 -I'll help her, it'll be fast. -Just don't do it for her. 346 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,978 Of course not. Anyway, I don't know the "new math." 347 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,855 That's true. I'm lost too. 348 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,773 -Same here. -We don't get it. 349 00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:59,318 Soon enough you'll feel that way about everything. 350 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,487 You're stressing me out, Dad. 351 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:02,780 It'll pass. 352 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:05,825 You spend your whole life refusing to get old, 353 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,119 and then one day you wake up, 354 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:11,247 and accept who you've become. 355 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,750 And you finally calm down. 356 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,710 It's wonderful. 357 00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:19,422 -That's so beautiful! -You're a philosopher, Mom. 358 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,090 I find that very comforting. 359 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:22,633 Where are you two off to? 360 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:25,011 -The movies! -The theatre! 361 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:28,056 -Right, the movies! -It's a mix of film and theatre. 362 00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,975 -From this really quirky director... -From Sweden... 363 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:32,060 See? 364 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,436 Right now, 365 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:37,440 I have no idea what you're talking about and I couldn't care less. 366 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:41,277 -Anyway, enjoy! -Thanks. Bye, girls. 367 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,779 Family hug! 368 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,530 Eye contact! 369 00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:46,574 We say "I love you" with our eyes! 370 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,785 I love you. I love you. 371 00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:07,178 Excuse me? 372 00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,890 Excuse me, sir? 373 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,893 -Do you have any reggae? -Reggae? 374 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,603 No, sorry. 375 00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,315 Reggae helps me relax. 376 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:28,699 Stupid key card! 377 00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:31,369 You're doing it wrong. 378 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:34,413 No, it's the dot. Try the dot. 379 00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:38,835 I miss the old metal keys. 380 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:44,966 Nice room! 381 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,262 -Great choice! -Thanks. 382 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,353 Gonna keep your coat on? 383 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,437 No, I just... 384 00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:00,648 A bit of mood music. 385 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,235 -Reggae! -Yes. 386 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,405 What are the odds? 387 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:10,658 -I love reggae. It loosens me up. -Amazing, then. 388 00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:11,993 That's so weird. 389 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,667 So... this a nice room. 390 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:22,879 -Yes. It's our favourite hotel. -In Montréal. 391 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:26,883 Our favourite hotel in the world is the Castiglion del Bosco. 392 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,467 In Tuscany. 393 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:29,969 Ever been to Italy? 394 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,263 Yes. But not together. 395 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:35,057 -I was younger. -I went in college. 396 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,476 Our second favourite is the Aman in Tokyo. 397 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,147 -What a view! -And the Royal Mansour Marrakech! 398 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:44,567 -Amazing as well. -You sure know your hotels! 399 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,152 Hotels are my kink. 400 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,613 Nothing turns me on like hotel rooms. 401 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:52,283 A new room makes me feel all tingly down there. 402 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:55,661 -It's the only reason we travel. -Really? 403 00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:59,207 We opened our relationship when the kids were young, 404 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:01,918 and we weren't too comfortable having strangers over, 405 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,502 so we went to hotels a lot, 406 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:07,173 and now they're an integral part of our sex life. 407 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:11,636 We must have fucked in a hundred hotels around the globe. 408 00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:13,471 A hundred!? 409 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,349 It really is a kink! 410 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:19,936 I would have never thought that hotel rooms could be so erotic. 411 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,772 The lights, the robes, the sheets, 412 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,065 the coffee maker. 413 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,983 The artwork. 414 00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:27,109 Like this one. 415 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:28,861 Yeah. 416 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,201 So, what do you like? 417 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,286 What turns you on? 418 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:43,584 -Lots of things! -Such as? 419 00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,711 Any specific kinks? 420 00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:49,465 What's your favourite type of folly? 421 00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:51,884 -I'll start. -Go ahead! 422 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:57,515 I think I like textures like, I dunno, leather... 423 00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:00,351 -Really? -Latex, PVC. I think it's hot. 424 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:01,852 You never told me that. 425 00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:03,771 It's just in some videos I watch. 426 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:08,484 I don't even have lingerie and you're into latex? 427 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:12,530 I don't expect you to wear it. I just think it's hot. 428 00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:15,283 It's just that I didn't know that. 429 00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:19,245 -Can we discuss this another time? -It's fine, I just... 430 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:22,832 Opening up your relationship leads to lots of these conversations. 431 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,875 But it's fun, and it sure helped us. 432 00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:27,920 It really did. I used to be so closed off. 433 00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:31,257 Unsure what to say or do. Opening up helped me open up. 434 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,592 -Good God! -I love that! 435 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:38,514 Since then, we've been able to talk much more freely. 436 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,392 It's tough at first, but once you hit the sweet spot, 437 00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,311 you'll see the payoff. 438 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:46,022 Glad to hear it. 439 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,401 -Have a seat. -Let's sit down. 440 00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:54,488 Anyway, 441 00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:57,742 when we saw you walk into the bar tonight, 442 00:26:57,908 --> 00:27:01,746 Sonia and I thought that... you look great together. 443 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,706 You both look great. 444 00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:08,627 Well, I think... 445 00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:12,465 since this is your first time, shall we just start? 446 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,008 Yeah. 447 00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:19,347 And don't overthink it. We're not here to judge. 448 00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:21,140 We can go slow, 449 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:25,394 and I personally feel honoured to be part of your journey. 450 00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:27,730 Totally. 451 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:31,108 Thank you for choosing us. It's a real privilege. 452 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,069 Well, geez. 453 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:34,987 They're so sweet! 454 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:37,615 You're really sweet. 455 00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:39,784 So, close your eyes 456 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,786 and take a deep breath. 457 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,768 You OK? 458 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:07,520 Yeah, just a bit tense. 459 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:09,688 Let yourself relax. We're good. 460 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,637 Hold on! 461 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:18,174 -You OK? -Yep. 462 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:22,094 -What are you doing? -I'm just gonna... Over here. 463 00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:24,054 Should I...? 464 00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:26,223 You keep going, it's all good. 465 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:27,975 Of course, no problem. 466 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,436 Yeah, it's fine, it's fine. 467 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,396 -Is this OK? -Definitely! 468 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,648 Anything I can do to make you comfortable? 469 00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,442 No, no, I'm comfortable. 470 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,383 Sorry. 471 00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:17,650 Hey, pretty flower! What kinda bee u into? 472 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,902 -A threesome with my BF. -Wanna meet up? 473 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:23,239 -Honestly, I'm kinda tired. -It might relax you. 474 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:33,249 You've got a lovely penis but I'll pass. 475 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:15,708 Dad? 476 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:17,459 Mom? 477 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,337 -Dad? -Mom? 478 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,092 -What?! -Look! 479 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:30,180 Good job! 480 00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,308 Oh, sorry. 481 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,809 It's OK. 482 00:31:34,852 --> 00:31:36,937 -Be right there. -No stress. 483 00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:44,320 -Love your pictures. Wanna chat? -It's just an amaryllis. 484 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,322 Well, I like flowers. 485 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:51,660 Are you just copy-pasting the same message to every girl? 486 00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,293 Jesus. 487 00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:02,671 This is the third time in two weeks! 488 00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:04,715 -That can't be right. -It is. 489 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,717 We were babysat last week, 490 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,385 and on Tuesday, 491 00:32:08,469 --> 00:32:10,012 and now today. 492 00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:13,015 That's too much babysitting! 493 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:14,892 This isn't babysitting. 494 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,645 You've got a fun play date with Louis and Ariane. 495 00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:19,313 But you won't be there. 496 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:22,149 Yeah. Where are you going? 497 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:24,610 -To a spa. -To a dinner. 498 00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:26,945 Dinner. We're going to a dinner. 499 00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:29,782 -Yeah, a dinner. -Why can't we come? 500 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:33,494 Sometimes we have supper with you, and sometimes with friends. 501 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:35,829 -Which friends? -Daddy's friends. 502 00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:38,832 Can't we come with you? 503 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:43,379 You play with Ariane and Louis while we visit Daddy's friends. 504 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:47,508 Daddy wants me to meet them so we can play at their house. 505 00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:51,345 -So we don't know them? -How come we don't get to meet them? 506 00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:52,638 Don't you love us? 507 00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:57,393 -Why did you have to say that? -Well, it's true. I don't know them. 508 00:32:57,518 --> 00:32:59,311 Why don't we know them? 509 00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:02,940 -You don't have to meet all our friends. -Why keep it secret? 510 00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:06,694 -But you know all our friends! -It's not a secret, or a lie. 511 00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:08,821 Plus, we don't know all your friends. 512 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:11,782 You told us we can't see our mean friends, 513 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:14,660 but then you have friends that we don't even know! 514 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:18,163 -Who said they're mean? -Exactly! We don't know! 515 00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:22,042 -I'm not getting involved. -Well, you kinda started it. 516 00:33:22,126 --> 00:33:26,296 -You're being bad parents! -You wanna talk about who started it? 517 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,424 Bad parents?! 518 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:31,927 -Watch it, you two! -Maybe we are bad parents. 519 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,072 Can my boyfriend kiss you? 520 00:33:53,115 --> 00:33:54,450 Do you like men? 521 00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:56,952 I don't mind. You can kiss me if you-- 522 00:33:57,035 --> 00:34:00,456 You have to go through me. He's not allowed to speak. 523 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,750 Really? OK, he can kiss me. 524 00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:04,251 Kiss the nice man. 525 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,429 -You OK? -Oh, sure. 526 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,681 I've just never kissed a guy before. 527 00:34:17,765 --> 00:34:19,016 Do you like it? 528 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,643 It's OK. It's not that different. 529 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:22,770 Kiss him again. 530 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,446 Has a man ever put a finger in your ass? 531 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,740 Only my doctor. 532 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:37,159 Can my boyfriend put a finger in your ass? 533 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,327 -OK. -Cool. 534 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,165 Put a finger in the nice man's ass. 535 00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:51,173 Lean over. 536 00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:53,634 -Lean over? -Right here. 537 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,441 People behind you can see. 538 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:14,696 -Who were you texting? -Nobody. 539 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,950 It's getting complicated, François. 540 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,911 That's because you're not participating. 541 00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:22,830 I am participating. 542 00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:26,375 -You just play with yourself. -Hey! Please. 543 00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:30,337 I thought we'd be doing it together. 544 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:36,301 It's the best I can do right now. Sorry if that's not enough. 545 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,221 I didn't mean to be harsh. I'm sorry. 546 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:42,808 Doing it together feels weird to me. 547 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:45,602 -You wanna stop? -No, but... 548 00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:48,939 You enjoy yourself. I'll see if I have the energy for it. 549 00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:16,592 ACT 3 550 00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:39,615 I don't get it, you're not happy being open? 551 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,367 I'm happy, I just don't know how to take it. 552 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:46,121 You're in the candy store and you're still complaining! 553 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:50,042 I can't just grab the candy! I have to chat with it first. 554 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:53,170 And spend hours trying to get to know the candy. 555 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:54,463 Your analogy sucks. 556 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:57,049 You're so grumpy! It's just an expression. 557 00:36:57,132 --> 00:37:01,720 Since Julie's not on Feeld with me, I haven't had a single fucking match. 558 00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:04,973 -And she was just an amaryllis! -The gem? 559 00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:06,183 No, the flower. 560 00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:11,229 I dunno, man. It's like nobody wants to fuck anymore. 561 00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:14,483 -No way. People want to fuck. -Nah, it's too complicated. 562 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,945 -People are fucking, François. -But you're young and full of cum! 563 00:37:18,028 --> 00:37:22,783 Hey. Get over it. People fuck, young and old. 564 00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:25,410 I've hit a wall, man. That's all. 565 00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:28,789 You just need to be more straightforward. 566 00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,166 Fuck Feeld, you're wasting your time. 567 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:35,170 Just go for it. Be yourself, be upfront. 568 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,297 Check out that girl. 569 00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:38,924 -She's cute, right? -Sure. 570 00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:40,300 So go talk to her. 571 00:37:40,384 --> 00:37:43,971 Tell her you'd like her to climb your dick. 572 00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:46,348 Who are you? Andrew Tate? 573 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:49,393 -For fuck's sake! -Just go talk to her! 574 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:52,229 It's just that... Julie and I have this rule. 575 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:56,191 I need to project our couple's aura. 576 00:37:57,442 --> 00:38:00,153 I can't look single. 577 00:38:00,237 --> 00:38:02,948 I need to seem like I'm taken. 578 00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:06,201 -So you have to tell the girls? -No, no, no. 579 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,246 I can't tell them. They need to sense it from me. 580 00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:11,915 What a fucking stupid rule! 581 00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:13,291 It is fucking stupid, 582 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:16,545 but you try telling Julie that's some New Age bullshit. 583 00:38:17,254 --> 00:38:19,715 Does your couple even have an aura? 584 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,425 Yeah, it's... 585 00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:26,763 Very convincing. 586 00:38:26,847 --> 00:38:30,267 Forget it, just go say hi. She'll feel your aura or whatever. 587 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:31,852 -Just go! -No! 588 00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:35,022 Damn, that's a heavy aura, man! Just go! 589 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:55,250 Nice technique. 590 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,418 Top notch! 591 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,003 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 592 00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:00,505 I'd reciprocate but I haven't seen you climb. 593 00:39:00,589 --> 00:39:01,673 I don't climb. 594 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:03,592 No, I work here, actually, 595 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,596 and my job is to compliment the climbers. 596 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,347 It's a new service. 597 00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:12,017 Nice! Kindness is very in right now. 598 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,518 It's all we have left. 599 00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:16,104 -"It's all we have left?" -Yep. 600 00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:18,482 The next step may surprise you. 601 00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:21,985 As an employee, I'm allowed to ask clients out for drinks. 602 00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:24,988 That's right. As an act of kindness, of course. 603 00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:26,073 Of course. 604 00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:29,367 -Professional kindness, in a way. -Exactly. 605 00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:33,246 -You're a model employee. -Well, it's my job and I do it well. 606 00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:35,957 When are you proposing we go out for drinks? 607 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:39,211 We've got several time slots available. 608 00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:41,338 It could be next week, or tomorrow. 609 00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:44,382 -Or even now, after climbing. -Sure, after climbing. 610 00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:45,967 After climbing it is. 611 00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:48,095 -Yep. -Unless you're busy. 612 00:39:48,178 --> 00:39:50,972 I'm available. It's my job. Gotta put in the hours. 613 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:53,600 -Of course. -If you're in, I'm in. 614 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:55,644 -Works for me. -Great. 615 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:59,481 -Will you be climbing more, ma'am? -Yes. You can drop the "ma'am." 616 00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:03,360 -I'd better go compliment others now. -Of course, go! 617 00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:05,821 -So, see you later? -Yeah. Later! 618 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,948 -Amazing. -Bye. 619 00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:11,284 -Nice technique. -Thanks! 620 00:40:17,124 --> 00:40:20,377 -People might still wanna fuck. -Of course they fucking do! 621 00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,420 -Maybe. -Of course they do. 622 00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,589 You're texting her? 623 00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:27,134 No, I'm telling Julie I'll be home late. 624 00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:31,263 I'm so proud of you, man. 625 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:33,431 Calm down. 626 00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:52,701 I gave you some leaf lettuce, gem romaine, oak leaf, and bok choy. 627 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:56,454 There's some Boston in there too, but the water oxygen was low, 628 00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:58,540 so it's a bit of a disappointment. 629 00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:00,876 I'll find a way to use it. 630 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,670 I'm sure you'll make something great. 631 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:06,631 Sure, I'm the queen of disappointment. 632 00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:19,728 This is a bit awkward, but I saw you on the apps. 633 00:41:20,187 --> 00:41:22,147 Please don't take this the wrong way, 634 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:25,567 but I'm not on there much, so, I'm sorry if we didn't match, but... 635 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:26,651 No, don't worry! 636 00:41:26,735 --> 00:41:29,779 -I don't want you to think... -Not at all. 637 00:41:29,863 --> 00:41:33,283 But have you and François been on the scene long? 638 00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:35,035 No, not long. 639 00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:38,872 A couple of years, for Francesca and I. 640 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:40,916 -Oh yeah? -Yeah. 641 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:44,544 So, when I saw your profile... 642 00:41:57,307 --> 00:41:59,059 -Hold on. -What? 643 00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:00,727 Would you... 644 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:02,437 Would you say... 645 00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:04,397 we're friends? 646 00:42:05,941 --> 00:42:08,735 I dunno, it's kinda hard to say right now. 647 00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:11,738 Right. But how would you introduce me? 648 00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:14,741 -"This is Julie, my..." -...friend. 649 00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:17,244 Yeah, I consider us friends. 650 00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:20,038 Then we can't do this. 651 00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:23,250 -This is gonna sound weird. -It already does. 652 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:25,293 It's about to get weirder. 653 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:28,255 -Would you say my aura... -Oh, your aura! 654 00:42:28,338 --> 00:42:33,301 Yeah. Would you say it's projecting single or taken? 655 00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:40,642 -Are you taken? -It's an open relationship. 656 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:44,437 -I just need to project the right... -This is fucking bullshit. 657 00:42:44,521 --> 00:42:45,855 No, she's cool with it! 658 00:42:45,939 --> 00:42:48,441 You know, you're all a bunch of fucktards! 659 00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:50,819 Grow the fuck up and figure your shit out 660 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,696 before hitting on single women! 661 00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:55,156 What's so fucking hard to understand? 662 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:59,703 -I really am in an open rela-- -I don't give a flying fuck! Eat shit! 663 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:15,260 Derrick and Karine are dating, and Karine's also allowed to see Sydney, 664 00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:18,888 but not Louis 1 or Louis 2, who are in Wing 2, 665 00:43:18,972 --> 00:43:20,765 as Wings 1 and 2 cannot mingle. 666 00:43:20,849 --> 00:43:24,102 Except for Adam, who's also allowed to see Sydney, 667 00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:26,771 who recently came out as non-binary. 668 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:29,566 Louise, your daughter, 669 00:43:29,649 --> 00:43:34,029 is allowed to see Derrick and Louis 3, but not Louis 1 or 2. 670 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:36,531 She can also hold hands with Adam, 671 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:40,452 even though they're in different wings, but they're not dating. 672 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:45,081 On Fridays and Mondays, Louis 1, 2, 3 are a throuple. 673 00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:48,626 On Wednesdays, Sydney and Louise open up their relationship. 674 00:43:48,710 --> 00:43:52,505 But last Wednesday, Louise spent all of recess 675 00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:55,633 in a corner of the schoolyard with Louis 2. 676 00:43:56,051 --> 00:43:59,429 Remember, Louise can see Derrick and Louis 3, 677 00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:02,515 but not Louis 1 or 2. 678 00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:06,186 So there was an argument, and Louis 2 and Sydney got in a fight. 679 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:08,897 After Louis 2 hit Sydney, Adam hit Louis 2, 680 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:12,067 which upset Louis 3, and he hit Adam with a rock. 681 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,985 A freaking big rock. 682 00:44:15,028 --> 00:44:18,531 -Are you with me? -Not really, no. 683 00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:21,576 To be honest, it's a little confusing. 684 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:22,869 Great. 685 00:44:23,495 --> 00:44:25,455 Because we're confused too. 686 00:44:26,081 --> 00:44:28,666 The staff is a little bit overwhelmed. 687 00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:31,878 You see, this polycule here 688 00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:34,881 was set up at school by your daughter Louise. 689 00:44:36,091 --> 00:44:39,052 Of course, I can't tell you how to live your life. 690 00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:42,764 Do whatever you want at home, it's none of my business. 691 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:47,852 Unless it interferes with school. Then I have no choice but to intervene. 692 00:44:47,936 --> 00:44:50,480 I'll have to issue Louise a warning. 693 00:44:50,939 --> 00:44:53,775 And if it happens again, we'll take drastic measures. 694 00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:59,114 Isn't this a bit much? I mean, it's just kids' games. 695 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,865 Isn't it a bit... 696 00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:05,286 It's kids' games involving polycules and polyamory. 697 00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:08,123 It is a bit freaking much for recess. 698 00:45:08,415 --> 00:45:09,874 I agree it's a lot. 699 00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:14,212 They're not playing war games. It's about love... 700 00:45:14,421 --> 00:45:16,881 François, that's good. 701 00:45:18,466 --> 00:45:21,511 We'll have a talk with our daughter. So sorry. 702 00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:24,639 I'm not sorry. 703 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,224 Well, I am. 704 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:31,604 She made it sound like Louise was planning fucking Columbine 2. 705 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:37,861 And what about her use of "freaking"? Just swear, you fucking bitch! 706 00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:40,280 I agree, she's a total bitch. 707 00:45:40,363 --> 00:45:43,908 But could you please just talk to Louise? 708 00:46:16,024 --> 00:46:17,567 Looks delicious! 709 00:46:24,908 --> 00:46:30,079 So tonight, we're starting with flame-grilled octopus confit 710 00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:33,958 on a bed of spiced white bean purée garnished with mustard flowers. 711 00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:37,587 There's no cutlery, because this is finger food. 712 00:46:38,671 --> 00:46:41,758 Just like this. Easy peasy. 713 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,514 Thanks again for coming, everyone, 714 00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:50,475 and congrats on the scholarship, Maxine! 715 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,227 Yes, congrats! 716 00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:54,187 We love big scholarships! 717 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,023 Congratulations! 718 00:47:18,628 --> 00:47:22,090 Thank you for tonight. It was really amazing. 719 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:24,259 My pleasure! Glad you enjoyed it. 720 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:26,761 It was just, wow. The octopus! 721 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,055 -Oh yeah? -It was hot. 722 00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:33,059 Yeah, food can be very... 723 00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:35,770 It plays on the senses. 724 00:47:37,397 --> 00:47:39,482 My partner and I were talking, 725 00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:44,320 and they told me they found you very intriguing, 726 00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:47,865 and we were wondering if we could offer you a glass of wine 727 00:47:47,949 --> 00:47:50,827 to thank you, and to keep the evening going... 728 00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:55,415 That's really nice, but I've got to pack all this up, 729 00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:57,292 do the dishes, load up the... 730 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,793 I'll take care of it. 731 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,878 You can't do all this on your own! 732 00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:02,463 No stress, it's fine. 733 00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:05,091 Listen, we'll see. 734 00:48:06,259 --> 00:48:08,928 Well, Max and I would love it if you joined us. 735 00:48:09,012 --> 00:48:10,430 -Thanks. -OK. 736 00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:19,522 Isn't it a bit late for a glass of wine? 737 00:48:19,606 --> 00:48:22,025 Come on. This is not about wine. 738 00:48:22,275 --> 00:48:24,319 -Now's the time. -For what? 739 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:27,572 For you to tell François your plans have changed tonight. 740 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:29,240 What are you talking about? 741 00:48:29,324 --> 00:48:32,535 You need to wake up and embrace your sensuality. 742 00:48:32,619 --> 00:48:34,996 You're hot, you're a MILF. 743 00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:36,706 Oh, please. 744 00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:38,958 Are you in an open relationship or not? 745 00:48:39,042 --> 00:48:42,211 I'll take care of this, you go and take care of them. 746 00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:10,365 OK, Dad needs a break. 747 00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:14,786 -Don't tell Lily we played. -I won't. 748 00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:17,914 -She'll never sleep again. -That would be horrible. 749 00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:21,292 Sit normally, I wanna talk about something. 750 00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:28,675 I wanna discuss your school polycule. 751 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:32,136 Did you get a scolding from Mrs. Sirois? 752 00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:35,598 It wasn't a scolding, but she wasn't too happy. 753 00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:38,768 Can you put an end to all that silliness? 754 00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:41,771 -Why? -It's not school stuff. 755 00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:45,566 Like who can do what, and with who. 756 00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:47,694 Dad, that's all school is. 757 00:49:47,777 --> 00:49:49,570 Who can do what, and who can't. 758 00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:51,197 Well, it's childish. 759 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,909 Why is it childish for us, but totally fine for you? 760 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:57,704 I'm not arguing about this. 761 00:49:57,787 --> 00:50:00,373 Do what I say, not what I do. That's it. 762 00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:03,918 -That's your fatherly advice? -Yes. Got a problem with that? 763 00:50:06,254 --> 00:50:07,880 I'm going to bed. 764 00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:14,971 Jesus Christ. 765 00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:23,229 Yeah? 766 00:50:31,654 --> 00:50:33,740 So you'll be home late? 767 00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:40,955 Would that be OK? 768 00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:48,045 Well, then... bye. 769 00:51:17,909 --> 00:51:20,119 Thanks, Dad. You're a lifesaver. 770 00:51:22,330 --> 00:51:23,790 You're the best. 771 00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:43,559 -Hi! -Hi! 772 00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:44,852 Can I get a lager? 773 00:51:44,936 --> 00:51:46,354 -Sure! -Thanks. 774 00:51:54,904 --> 00:51:56,364 -Here you go. -Thanks. 775 00:51:56,906 --> 00:51:59,116 Do you know where I can find the action? 776 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,284 Upstairs. 777 00:52:00,368 --> 00:52:01,702 OK. Thanks. 778 00:52:57,967 --> 00:52:59,510 Excuse me, 779 00:52:59,594 --> 00:53:03,139 is there like a straight area and a gay area, or...? 780 00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:05,766 I'd say this place is mostly straight. 781 00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:09,604 So where are the women? 782 00:53:46,307 --> 00:53:47,308 Sorry! 783 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,527 You OK? 784 00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:43,781 Sorry, whenever I have an orgasm, 785 00:54:43,864 --> 00:54:45,574 I giggle. 786 00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:48,953 I can't control it! Sorry. -Don't be. 787 00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:51,080 It's nice to see! 788 00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:49,764 François and I kinda have this rule about hygiene and oral sex. 789 00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:53,142 You think I might not be clean? 790 00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:57,354 No! Not at all! That's not it. 791 00:55:57,438 --> 00:55:59,440 Please don't think... No. 792 00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:03,611 It's just... I'm the one who came up with that rule, for François, 793 00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:07,239 and not for me, so... It's so stupid. 794 00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:10,034 For a moment, I kinda was outside my body... 795 00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:12,078 -It's fine. -Don't mind me. 796 00:56:12,286 --> 00:56:14,330 I'm done, I'm done. 797 00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:26,801 -No, no! I'm so sorry! -It's good. 798 00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,677 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 799 00:56:28,761 --> 00:56:31,097 Let's just forget that! 800 00:56:39,939 --> 00:56:41,899 -Hey. -Great poutine, eh? 801 00:56:41,982 --> 00:56:43,818 Yeah, surprisingly so. 802 00:57:54,430 --> 00:57:55,514 You're pissed? 803 00:57:55,598 --> 00:57:57,183 It's 3 am. 804 00:57:59,059 --> 00:58:00,686 I hear your disappointment, 805 00:58:00,769 --> 00:58:03,772 but I didn't leave the girls alone. 806 00:58:03,856 --> 00:58:04,857 My dad was here. 807 00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:06,901 I called you at 10 pm. 808 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:10,779 You called your dad that late because you weren't the one having sex. 809 00:58:10,863 --> 00:58:13,073 Do you realize how selfish that is? 810 00:58:17,328 --> 00:58:18,746 The worst part is, 811 00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:21,790 this has been one of my best nights in a while, 812 00:58:21,874 --> 00:58:24,668 and I couldn't wait to tell you all about it. 813 00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:47,775 ACT 4 814 00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:03,123 You're so annoying! And you suck! 815 00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,084 -Mom! -What? 816 00:59:05,167 --> 00:59:07,544 Louise is being mean! She told me I suck! 817 00:59:07,628 --> 00:59:08,671 Great. 818 00:59:09,463 --> 00:59:10,506 Well, it's true. 819 00:59:10,589 --> 00:59:12,633 Mind toning it down? We've got guests. 820 00:59:13,926 --> 00:59:17,388 You're in luck, Suzanne is a pro with the recorder. 821 00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:18,973 Really? 822 00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:22,559 -That's how she seduced me. -Really? With a recorder? 823 00:59:25,646 --> 00:59:27,022 You gotta play now. 824 01:00:11,859 --> 01:00:14,695 All you gotta do to improve is practice. 825 01:00:14,778 --> 01:00:17,948 -I could teach you. -I'm gonna practice now! 826 01:00:18,741 --> 01:00:20,284 Please stop! 827 01:00:22,202 --> 01:00:24,538 -You've got a lovely family. -Totally. 828 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:28,834 I'd love to have kids, and put their pictures on the fridge. 829 01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:32,629 It's not our best one but we think it's funny. 830 01:00:32,713 --> 01:00:36,258 It's what I imagine having a family would look like. 831 01:00:36,342 --> 01:00:38,844 Yeah, something like that. 832 01:00:39,762 --> 01:00:41,430 Why don't you have kids? 833 01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:46,685 I've had two long-term relationships with men 834 01:00:46,769 --> 01:00:48,979 that lasted four and six years, 835 01:00:49,063 --> 01:00:53,984 and I guess polyamory was fine for sex and intimacy, 836 01:00:54,068 --> 01:00:57,404 but when it came time to discuss starting a family, 837 01:00:57,488 --> 01:01:00,657 they both got scared and ended the relationship. 838 01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:05,412 So I never met the right person, 839 01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:06,955 until Max. 840 01:01:07,373 --> 01:01:10,876 -And we'll see. -Yeah. I'm not opposed to it. 841 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:15,464 I'm just getting older and don't wanna miss the boat. 842 01:01:16,090 --> 01:01:20,010 I dunno, I don't think it's like that anymore. 843 01:01:20,094 --> 01:01:21,804 There's much more room now 844 01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:24,848 to create new models that suit us better. 845 01:01:24,932 --> 01:01:29,686 We have to blow that whole model up, you know... 846 01:01:29,770 --> 01:01:30,729 Yeah. 847 01:01:30,813 --> 01:01:32,689 -I couldn't agree more. -Yeah. 848 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:37,486 -I guess I can still wait. -Yeah. It's really interesting. 849 01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:40,447 Like it's her project, you know. 850 01:01:40,531 --> 01:01:43,283 -Exactly! -Yeah, why worry, you know? 851 01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:46,620 You're right. I know women who became moms at 44. 852 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:48,080 Totally. 853 01:03:07,868 --> 01:03:09,453 It's fine. 854 01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:12,247 All good. 855 01:03:13,874 --> 01:03:15,000 All good. 856 01:03:25,093 --> 01:03:26,345 What? 857 01:03:27,221 --> 01:03:28,805 What are you doing? 858 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:30,474 -Relaxing. -Right. 859 01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:32,476 You can go back, I'm fine. 860 01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:35,729 Come on, don't start with the attitude. 861 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,773 -I'm not. -Well... 862 01:03:38,357 --> 01:03:41,818 When I felt excluded, I stepped back and let you do your thing. 863 01:03:41,902 --> 01:03:44,071 I didn't slam the door. 864 01:03:44,446 --> 01:03:47,616 -I know I'm being a child. -Yes, you are. 865 01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,995 I don't just feel excluded sexually. 866 01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:55,541 -You see these chicks a lot. -"This couple." 867 01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:58,502 "This couple." I dunno, it's weird. 868 01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:00,546 Plus, the girls don't understand. 869 01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:03,507 Dinner was a blast for the girls. 870 01:04:03,590 --> 01:04:06,093 Maybe, but they don't understand. 871 01:04:07,594 --> 01:04:10,722 I don't know, it's complicated. 872 01:04:10,806 --> 01:04:13,725 I thought you'd be more understanding. 873 01:04:15,394 --> 01:04:16,603 So did I. 874 01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:38,875 Daddy? 875 01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:40,252 Yes? 876 01:04:41,086 --> 01:04:45,048 Could you turn down the volume? Lily and I wanna talk to you. 877 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,385 What is it? 878 01:04:49,678 --> 01:04:52,764 Are you and Mom still together? 879 01:04:52,848 --> 01:04:54,641 Yes, we're still together. 880 01:04:54,725 --> 01:04:57,394 Are you going to stay open for a long time? 881 01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:02,024 Hard to say, sweetie. 882 01:05:02,316 --> 01:05:06,236 It's not really the kind of thing you plan out. I dunno. 883 01:05:06,778 --> 01:05:10,782 Because Lily and I don't really like that you and Mom are open. 884 01:05:10,866 --> 01:05:12,993 Yeah, we don't like it. 885 01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:14,661 You don't? Why? 886 01:05:14,745 --> 01:05:17,873 Because when you told us you were doing that, 887 01:05:17,956 --> 01:05:20,000 you said you'd both be happier. 888 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:21,960 But you don't seem happier. 889 01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:27,132 Listen, you're kinda right. 890 01:05:28,216 --> 01:05:30,093 These days, Dad is... 891 01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:33,221 maybe a little unhappier, 892 01:05:33,305 --> 01:05:34,389 but that... 893 01:05:35,057 --> 01:05:38,810 that has nothing to do with you girls or with the open relationship. 894 01:05:38,894 --> 01:05:42,105 It's mostly about... 895 01:05:43,732 --> 01:05:44,858 I dunno. 896 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:50,072 It's like I have this knot in my stomach... 897 01:05:51,323 --> 01:05:55,035 and it's making it a little harder for me to be happy. 898 01:05:57,204 --> 01:06:00,290 But are you happy sometimes? 899 01:06:01,249 --> 01:06:02,376 Of course. 900 01:06:02,918 --> 01:06:05,545 Of course I'm happy sometimes. 901 01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:08,882 You wanna know what makes me the happiest? 902 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:09,966 Yeah. 903 01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:14,304 Sometimes, at night, 904 01:06:15,514 --> 01:06:19,351 before I go to bed, I stop by your room to watch you sleep. 905 01:06:20,686 --> 01:06:25,023 Sometimes you're dreaming, sometimes just sleeping peacefully. 906 01:06:26,608 --> 01:06:28,402 I don't know, 907 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:32,114 it fills me with joy and pride to be your dad. 908 01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:35,158 And feeling all that... 909 01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:37,411 I dunno, 910 01:06:37,494 --> 01:06:40,831 all the love I have for you fills my heart, 911 01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:42,499 and it makes me happy. 912 01:06:42,958 --> 01:06:43,959 Wait. 913 01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:46,795 You watch us sleep? 914 01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:48,046 Sure. 915 01:06:48,130 --> 01:06:50,424 -Don't watch us sleep! -Why not? 916 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,759 Well, it's weird. 917 01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:56,388 Weird? I'm your dad. Mom does it too. 918 01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:59,099 -She watches us sleep too?! -Ew!!! 919 01:07:00,851 --> 01:07:03,103 Well, you better stop that right now! 920 01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:06,106 From now on, neither you nor Mom can watch us sleep! 921 01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:08,984 Great, now nothing'll make me happy. 922 01:07:18,285 --> 01:07:22,539 ACT 5 923 01:08:05,457 --> 01:08:07,584 Fucking shit! 924 01:14:46,441 --> 01:14:48,902 -This? -Not really. 925 01:14:49,277 --> 01:14:51,029 These are cables, not chains. 926 01:14:57,076 --> 01:14:57,869 There. 927 01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:01,497 What about this? 928 01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:05,752 I dunno, you decide. This one's 3/8. 929 01:15:06,628 --> 01:15:07,795 Maybe that one? 930 01:15:16,221 --> 01:15:18,223 Why can't we just go to a sex shop? 931 01:15:18,306 --> 01:15:20,975 You can find the same stuff at a hardware store 932 01:15:21,059 --> 01:15:22,727 for a fraction of the price. 933 01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:25,730 So? 934 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:29,692 -Dunno. This feels weird. -Who cares, the clerk's like 16. 935 01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:32,737 How do we cut it? With this thing? 936 01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:33,947 Dunno... 937 01:15:38,952 --> 01:15:40,078 Hey, bud! 938 01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:44,540 -It's just chains. -At least take them off! 939 01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:59,138 Yeah, well... it's hard to lock. 940 01:16:02,809 --> 01:16:05,478 -Now it's locked. -Great. 941 01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:08,982 -Is it tight enough for you? -It's perfect. 942 01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:12,652 -I don't wanna hurt you. -I have a safe word. 943 01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:14,279 Oh yeah? What? 944 01:16:14,654 --> 01:16:15,947 Machine gun. 945 01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:17,740 -Machine gun? -Yep. 946 01:16:17,824 --> 01:16:19,075 All right. 947 01:16:19,784 --> 01:16:21,786 -All set up. -Great. 948 01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:27,875 I'll take that. 949 01:16:32,964 --> 01:16:34,549 -Ow, fucking hell! -Sorry! 950 01:16:34,632 --> 01:16:36,551 -Did I hurt you? -Yes! 951 01:16:36,634 --> 01:16:37,760 So sorry! 952 01:16:37,844 --> 01:16:40,805 Well, that was the goal but maybe try something else? 953 01:16:40,888 --> 01:16:43,057 OK, so not this one. 954 01:16:46,311 --> 01:16:47,979 Ready? 955 01:16:48,062 --> 01:16:50,273 So I use this on your butt? 956 01:16:50,690 --> 01:16:53,359 -You need a user manual? -I dunno! 957 01:16:53,443 --> 01:16:56,529 Don't look at me. Eye contact makes me self-conscious. 958 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:05,705 -Was that OK? -The goal is to achieve a steady rhythm, 959 01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:07,874 and build to a crescendo. 960 01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:10,752 Don't think about it, just go. 961 01:17:16,466 --> 01:17:18,217 Better. 962 01:17:23,890 --> 01:17:26,142 -Machine gun. -No, that's my safe word. 963 01:17:26,225 --> 01:17:29,520 I know, but I can't do it. So, "machine gun." 964 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:35,068 I'm sorry, but I don't enjoy inflicting pain. 965 01:17:35,151 --> 01:17:38,071 I know you like this, but I don't. 966 01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:41,824 Machine gun. I hate it. Sorry. Let's try something else. 967 01:17:42,742 --> 01:17:43,993 Undo my chains. 968 01:17:55,421 --> 01:17:57,965 I can't shake the fucking feeling 969 01:17:58,049 --> 01:18:01,552 that everything I say or want to do with you is wrong 970 01:18:01,636 --> 01:18:03,596 and I'm fucking fed up! 971 01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:05,556 I want us to try stuff together, 972 01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:08,142 but you want to hang out with Suzanne and Max, 973 01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:10,228 and you don't give a fuck about me. 974 01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:15,525 Don't give a fuck? I only agreed to this to make you happy! 975 01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:19,278 -Yeah, 'cause I'm so happy right now! -Everything I do is for you! 976 01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:22,490 I give so many fucks about you that I forgot myself completely! 977 01:18:22,573 --> 01:18:25,493 I've been asking you for a year to go see a shrink! 978 01:18:25,576 --> 01:18:28,704 -Again with the depression shit. -You are depressed! 979 01:18:28,788 --> 01:18:32,125 -I'm fine! -Just admit it! Why is it so taboo? 980 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,710 -Get over yourself! I'm fine! -Just admit it! 981 01:18:34,794 --> 01:18:38,297 I've held things together for you, and it's been hard, 982 01:18:38,381 --> 01:18:42,635 while you decided an open relationship would be better than therapy. 983 01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:44,220 But, surprise! It's not! 984 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:46,639 You're always down, you're not fucking, 985 01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:48,850 and now I'm the bitch who doesn't care? 986 01:18:48,933 --> 01:18:51,436 Give me a fucking break! 987 01:18:53,187 --> 01:18:56,441 Fine, let's be honest, opening us up was a shitty idea! 988 01:18:56,524 --> 01:18:59,193 A stupid fucking shitty idea! 989 01:18:59,277 --> 01:19:02,655 I just wanted to try something to save us! 990 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:05,324 'Cause I do need you! And the girls do too-- 991 01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:08,619 -Don't bring the girls into this! -You're never here! 992 01:19:08,703 --> 01:19:12,206 -That's a fucking cheap shot! -You're gone four nights a week! 993 01:19:12,290 --> 01:19:16,419 Oh my God, the girls had absolutely nothing to do with you opening us up! 994 01:19:16,502 --> 01:19:17,795 Are you kidding me?! 995 01:19:17,879 --> 01:19:20,715 You just wanna stop because you're not getting any! 996 01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:23,134 As usual, all you care about is your dick! 997 01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:27,180 Sorry, but you knew this was a possibility all along. 998 01:19:27,263 --> 01:19:30,224 -No! No, I didn't! -Guess it's collateral damage. 999 01:19:30,308 --> 01:19:34,228 I didn't know you'd fall in love! Or I'd have written it on the board! 1000 01:19:34,353 --> 01:19:35,771 The number one rule is, 1001 01:19:35,855 --> 01:19:38,858 don't fucking fall in love with anyone else! 1002 01:20:00,505 --> 01:20:02,006 And now you're silent. 1003 01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:09,055 Jesus Christ. 1004 01:20:36,415 --> 01:20:38,334 It's not like I'm sitting on my ass. 1005 01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:41,504 I'm looking for solutions. I'm putting in the work. 1006 01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:45,132 But she couldn't give less of a fuck. It's crazy, man. 1007 01:20:45,925 --> 01:20:48,177 Yeah. I guess. 1008 01:20:48,261 --> 01:20:50,721 Relationships are complicated. 1009 01:20:53,015 --> 01:20:54,850 Then again... 1010 01:20:55,893 --> 01:20:57,228 Then again? 1011 01:20:57,311 --> 01:20:59,814 Never mind. 1012 01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:03,442 I doubt you want a lecture from a kid with zero responsibilities. 1013 01:21:03,526 --> 01:21:05,611 I mean, you've got some. 1014 01:21:06,112 --> 01:21:09,073 Fuck all. I've got zero responsibilities. 1015 01:21:09,156 --> 01:21:12,410 Of course you do, you're not a house plant! 1016 01:21:12,493 --> 01:21:14,704 Bro, I'm 25. 1017 01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:18,499 I do whatever I want, whenever I want. And I do whoever I want. 1018 01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:21,294 Plus I'm in a stress-free relationship. 1019 01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:23,337 Our parents pay for the condo, 1020 01:21:23,421 --> 01:21:26,549 and my job is to go on the internet four hours a day. 1021 01:21:26,632 --> 01:21:29,302 So, no responsibilities whatsoever. 1022 01:21:30,011 --> 01:21:33,472 Do you know why you've been crashing here for three days? 1023 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,350 Why have I been crashing here? 1024 01:21:36,434 --> 01:21:39,395 Because I needed a break and you're my friend. 1025 01:21:41,522 --> 01:21:42,815 Aw, thanks. 1026 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:44,066 Thanks? 1027 01:21:44,609 --> 01:21:47,903 -Well, it's nice to hear. -I've called you my friend before. 1028 01:21:47,987 --> 01:21:51,073 -You're my friend too. -Thanks, it's nice to hear. 1029 01:21:51,157 --> 01:21:54,118 We've known each other for four years, right? 1030 01:21:54,619 --> 01:21:56,787 I think you're here because 1031 01:21:56,871 --> 01:22:00,916 all your 40-year-old bros have the same responsibilities you do, 1032 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,252 and you didn't want to crash on the couch 1033 01:22:03,336 --> 01:22:05,963 of a friend with a nice house, a wife and kids. 1034 01:22:06,047 --> 01:22:08,007 And yo, I get it, man. 1035 01:22:08,090 --> 01:22:11,052 I wouldn't trade places with you for a fucking second. 1036 01:22:11,135 --> 01:22:14,513 You're old, you have a mortgage, a lame job, 1037 01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:16,641 probably no savings whatsoever, 1038 01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:19,977 you've got two kids, your relationship's on the rocks... 1039 01:22:20,061 --> 01:22:24,565 That's a lot of fucking responsibility. I don't have any of that. 1040 01:22:24,649 --> 01:22:26,984 So I can't really lecture you. 1041 01:22:27,068 --> 01:22:28,361 Right? So I'll shut up. 1042 01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:30,780 Sometimes it's best to just shut the fuck up. 1043 01:22:30,863 --> 01:22:34,784 You're fucking chatty for someone who doesn't wanna lecture me. 1044 01:22:34,867 --> 01:22:37,662 -Hey! -Hi. 1045 01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:45,127 -I don't have a gun. -I'll lend you a shotgun. 1046 01:22:45,211 --> 01:22:48,339 Here. I'm giving you ammo too. 1047 01:22:51,050 --> 01:22:53,094 Did you have a good night, hon? 1048 01:22:55,721 --> 01:22:58,474 I haven't been plowed like that in ages. 1049 01:22:59,016 --> 01:23:00,935 Good for you, babe. 1050 01:23:02,770 --> 01:23:04,939 You know what? I'm gonna go. 1051 01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:09,985 -Not yet, the game's not over. -Forget about it. 1052 01:23:10,069 --> 01:23:12,530 Fuck, I can't do this on my own! 1053 01:23:12,613 --> 01:23:13,739 Bye, François! 1054 01:23:14,657 --> 01:23:17,326 Fuck! Now they swarm me? 1055 01:23:17,410 --> 01:23:19,203 Motherfuckers. 1056 01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:29,672 As long as the night comes 1057 01:23:29,755 --> 01:23:33,092 I'll go to the end of my days 1058 01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:36,721 As long as the night comes 1059 01:23:36,804 --> 01:23:39,890 As long as the day comes 1060 01:23:39,974 --> 01:23:43,144 As long as the night comes 1061 01:23:43,227 --> 01:23:46,647 I'll go to the end of love 1062 01:23:47,732 --> 01:23:51,193 -They're not here. They went to a party. -When did they leave? 1063 01:23:51,819 --> 01:23:53,988 Like, two or three hours ago. 1064 01:23:54,071 --> 01:23:56,657 I've been texting her but she's not responding. 1065 01:23:56,741 --> 01:24:00,411 It's stressing me the fuck out. I need to talk to her. 1066 01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:03,956 Take your coat off, let's have some wine and play Skip-Bo. 1067 01:24:04,331 --> 01:24:06,667 I don't want to play Skip-Bo. 1068 01:24:07,376 --> 01:24:09,295 I don't know how to handle this. 1069 01:24:09,378 --> 01:24:12,047 I don't get it. Doesn't it bother you? 1070 01:24:12,131 --> 01:24:15,050 How can you be OK with our girlfriends being in love? 1071 01:24:15,134 --> 01:24:18,053 You're just... Straight face. 1072 01:24:18,137 --> 01:24:20,514 Aren't you scared of losing Suzanne? 1073 01:24:20,890 --> 01:24:24,477 Suzanne loves me, I know that. And I love her too. 1074 01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:26,312 It's the same with you guys. 1075 01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:28,689 You clearly love Julie. And she loves you. 1076 01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:33,444 But it's a process, and this is just the beginning. 1077 01:24:33,527 --> 01:24:36,071 The doubts and fears you have are valid. 1078 01:24:36,155 --> 01:24:39,283 But so are Julie's feelings. 1079 01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:48,876 I hear you, and you're making a lot of sense. 1080 01:24:50,044 --> 01:24:51,587 But right now, 1081 01:24:52,338 --> 01:24:54,507 I need to talk to her. 1082 01:24:54,965 --> 01:24:57,009 Can you tell me where she is? 1083 01:24:57,092 --> 01:25:00,304 -It's a complicated kind of party. -How so? 1084 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:04,183 Have you seen Eyes Wide Shut? 1085 01:25:11,232 --> 01:25:13,025 -Good evening. -Good evening. 1086 01:25:13,901 --> 01:25:16,529 -This is where the party is? -Indeed. 1087 01:25:17,905 --> 01:25:20,866 -And I give you the password? -Please. 1088 01:25:23,828 --> 01:25:25,246 Thank you, sir. 1089 01:25:26,372 --> 01:25:29,250 Please keep your mask on until the end of the night. 1090 01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:41,554 Enjoy your evening. 1091 01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:35,125 Fuck! 1092 01:27:38,128 --> 01:27:41,298 Julie! I don't mean to ruin your night, but we gotta go! 1093 01:27:41,382 --> 01:27:43,258 -Hi. -I'm not Julie. 1094 01:27:43,342 --> 01:27:44,969 Who is this? 1095 01:27:45,052 --> 01:27:47,346 -I don't know. -For fuck's sake. Julie? 1096 01:27:49,348 --> 01:27:51,183 What the fuck are you doing here? 1097 01:27:51,266 --> 01:27:53,602 -Maxine told me... -You went to Maxine's? 1098 01:27:53,686 --> 01:27:55,896 Who cares? Lily's at the hospital. 1099 01:27:55,980 --> 01:27:58,482 She fell down the stairs. My mom texted. 1100 01:28:06,198 --> 01:28:08,784 -Is she OK? -What happened? 1101 01:28:08,867 --> 01:28:11,662 Everything's fine. She fell down the stairs. 1102 01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:14,707 -The stairs? -On her way to the bathroom. 1103 01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:16,083 But everything's fine. 1104 01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:19,086 -Where is she now? -She's got a slight concussion. 1105 01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:21,839 They want to do a CT to be on the safe side. 1106 01:28:28,387 --> 01:28:30,097 Damn, your mask's ugly! 1107 01:28:33,183 --> 01:28:34,685 I looked a damned fool, 1108 01:28:34,768 --> 01:28:38,063 telling the doorman the password wearing that on my face. 1109 01:28:40,065 --> 01:28:42,026 -I looked so stupid. -Totally! 1110 01:28:42,109 --> 01:28:44,945 -What do you want? -I don't give a shit, you pick. 1111 01:28:53,495 --> 01:28:54,663 Good luck! 1112 01:28:54,747 --> 01:28:56,040 Thanks. 1113 01:28:57,958 --> 01:28:59,835 They're lucky. 1114 01:29:06,258 --> 01:29:07,843 I miss us. 1115 01:29:15,309 --> 01:29:16,935 I do too. 1116 01:29:32,117 --> 01:29:36,705 I feel like I haven't seen the François I fell in love with 1117 01:29:36,789 --> 01:29:38,582 for hundreds of years. 1118 01:29:43,128 --> 01:29:46,215 You used to be so full of life, so happy. 1119 01:29:46,298 --> 01:29:50,010 You were so good to me, and great with the girls. 1120 01:29:50,094 --> 01:29:53,639 I know. I don't know what's happening to me. 1121 01:29:54,181 --> 01:29:56,642 I thought I had this big fucking revelation, 1122 01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:59,186 but it was just bullshit and I feel worse. 1123 01:30:03,982 --> 01:30:05,818 I think I need help. 1124 01:30:06,068 --> 01:30:07,778 Please do go get help. 1125 01:30:07,861 --> 01:30:10,697 I've been telling you that for years. 1126 01:30:10,781 --> 01:30:11,782 I know. 1127 01:30:11,865 --> 01:30:14,827 You've told me again and again, but I never listen, 1128 01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:16,703 even though you're always right. 1129 01:30:16,787 --> 01:30:18,122 I'm not always right. 1130 01:30:18,205 --> 01:30:19,540 But yeah, 1131 01:30:19,623 --> 01:30:21,750 you never listen. 1132 01:30:26,213 --> 01:30:29,716 I'll pay more attention to that. And to you. 1133 01:30:31,635 --> 01:30:32,761 You know, 1134 01:30:35,514 --> 01:30:38,767 I'm really happy you've decided to work on yourself. 1135 01:30:38,851 --> 01:30:41,436 Really. It makes me so happy to hear. 1136 01:30:42,271 --> 01:30:45,732 But I'm in a good place right now 1137 01:30:45,816 --> 01:30:48,527 and I've kinda found something. 1138 01:30:50,487 --> 01:30:54,199 And I don't wanna stop 1139 01:30:54,283 --> 01:30:57,452 just because you decided to deal with your problems. 1140 01:30:57,536 --> 01:31:00,831 I just want us to find a way to be happy together. 1141 01:31:01,165 --> 01:31:02,291 So do I. 1142 01:31:05,377 --> 01:31:07,004 Do you still love me? 1143 01:31:07,087 --> 01:31:10,007 Of course I do, big dummy. 1144 01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:13,468 -Really? -Of course! I'll always love you! 1145 01:31:21,935 --> 01:31:23,270 I love you too. 1146 01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:43,540 ACT 6 1147 01:31:43,665 --> 01:31:46,376 Mom! Dad! Open the door! 1148 01:31:46,460 --> 01:31:49,004 You're taking forever! Mom! Dad! 1149 01:31:49,087 --> 01:31:50,297 The door's locked! 1150 01:31:52,216 --> 01:31:53,467 Dad! 1151 01:31:54,509 --> 01:31:56,220 Why is the door locked? 1152 01:31:56,303 --> 01:31:58,305 -Girls! -Calm down! Jesus! 1153 01:31:58,388 --> 01:32:02,100 We need some privacy. Mom and Dad are getting changed! 1154 01:32:02,184 --> 01:32:06,021 -My God, they're annoying! -I'll hold the clamp. Just press there. 1155 01:32:06,104 --> 01:32:07,481 -Here? -Yeah, there. 1156 01:32:07,564 --> 01:32:11,276 -Hold still. I don't wanna... -I am holding still. Do it. 1157 01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,695 -OK, I'm doing it now. -Do it. 1158 01:32:14,696 --> 01:32:16,907 You asshole! 1159 01:32:20,994 --> 01:32:24,915 -I really didn't wanna hurt you! -It's supposed to hurt a bit. 1160 01:32:24,998 --> 01:32:27,084 If you get a boner, it'll... 1161 01:32:27,793 --> 01:32:31,129 I wasn't planning to. We're just going to the park. 1162 01:32:31,213 --> 01:32:33,382 -This is absurd. -Yeah, it's weird. 1163 01:32:33,465 --> 01:32:38,178 -We shouldn't laugh about this. -No, we can! That's the idea. 1164 01:32:38,262 --> 01:32:41,056 -Really? -Yeah, laughing is good. 1165 01:32:41,139 --> 01:32:42,808 As long as you're happy, hon. 1166 01:32:42,891 --> 01:32:45,143 My shrink suggested to try new things. 1167 01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:46,853 And we are trying new things. 1168 01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:54,403 -Wanna tell her I'll be down in a sec? -Sure thing. 1169 01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:02,411 -How's it going? -Pretty good, you? 1170 01:33:02,494 --> 01:33:05,414 -How was your trip? -Relaxing. How are you? 1171 01:33:05,497 --> 01:33:06,581 Great. 1172 01:33:06,665 --> 01:33:08,667 I'm happy to see you. You look great. 1173 01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:11,169 -Suzanne! -"Suzanne!" 1174 01:33:12,546 --> 01:33:14,548 -How are you? -Good, you? 1175 01:33:15,590 --> 01:33:17,843 So sorry I missed your birthday party. 1176 01:33:18,927 --> 01:33:20,846 -Was it fun? -Unbelievable! 1177 01:33:20,929 --> 01:33:22,264 -Yeah? -Really! 1178 01:33:22,347 --> 01:33:24,641 -What did you get? -A bunny! 1179 01:33:24,725 --> 01:33:26,101 -Wow! -Yeah! 1180 01:33:26,184 --> 01:33:30,564 -What colour? -Gray with white around the eyes. 1181 01:33:30,647 --> 01:33:32,357 Aw! 1182 01:33:32,441 --> 01:33:34,776 -Edmonton. -Edmonton? 1183 01:33:34,860 --> 01:33:36,737 That's such a cute name! 1184 01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:40,407 Are we gonna be late? 1185 01:33:40,490 --> 01:33:43,243 -Yeah, we should go. -See you tomorrow morning! 1186 01:33:43,327 --> 01:33:44,661 Bye, Mom. 1187 01:33:46,747 --> 01:33:48,206 I love you, girls. 1188 01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:49,291 I love you. 1189 01:33:51,084 --> 01:33:52,711 -I love you. -Love you too. 1190 01:33:52,794 --> 01:33:54,796 I'll text you around 9pm? 1191 01:33:54,880 --> 01:33:57,257 9pm. I'll be there. 1192 01:34:03,722 --> 01:34:05,390 -Where are they going? -Dunno. 1193 01:34:05,474 --> 01:34:07,559 -How come? -It's not important. 1194 01:34:07,642 --> 01:34:09,436 Clear your plates or I take the bunny back. 1195 01:34:09,519 --> 01:34:10,687 Fine. 1196 01:34:11,396 --> 01:34:13,065 Great attitude! Thank you. 1197 01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:28,997 No more mittens! 1198 01:34:34,586 --> 01:34:36,963 But it's nice out! 1199 01:34:39,716 --> 01:34:41,927 You can't even aim! 1200 01:34:42,010 --> 01:34:44,346 -I can't? -Not at all. 1201 01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:45,597 Check this out! 1202 01:34:48,100 --> 01:34:49,142 You missed! 1203 01:36:41,546 --> 01:36:44,174 It's 9pm. Hope you're all tied up. 1204 01:36:49,679 --> 01:36:52,599 Send me a pic once you're free. 1205 01:36:52,682 --> 01:36:55,685 Until then, don't move a muscle. 1206 01:38:48,298 --> 01:38:52,636 FOLLIES 89247