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I thought he seemed sad.

He liked my drawing.

What do they do to him, Mom?

They help him rest, a bit of talk therapy, medication.

When can Dad come home?

A few months, I think.

Doctors reevaluate after two months.

Is he crazy, Mom?

No. No, he's not. Are we the problem?

He's going to be fine, girls. He really is.

I don't think Dad looked good.

David, everything all right?

No, can you come in?

Yeah, what's going on?

The next season went bad.

Subjects that are at risk.

We're rushing to a harbor hospital. She never tried anything like this.

Oh, my God, I didn't even know there was an exorcism today. There wasn't. They

went around us. We just got the call to come in and assess.

Assess now?

What's the work now?

Covering their ass.

Oh, God.

Okay, do you want me to call Ben? No, he's with me.

Can you meet us at the hospital?

The ER?

Please? All right, 20 minutes.

I'm going to have to head to work for a few hours.

The girl's going to be all right? Yeah.

Hey,

come here.

We're going to have to hold it together.

Okay? Dad would want us to stay strong.

We're not little kids anymore.

I know.

I love you. I love you, too.

That's why we have psychological and medical examinations. But these were

emergency situations.

And I am fully capable of determining if somebody is spiritually afflicted.

Okay, hold it down, please, over here.

If this woman is to be saved, it is imperative that I finish my exorcism.

No, Father. Father Ignatius asked me to take over supervision here. He's worried

about liability.

Well, our faith is being ruined by lawyers.

Thank you for your input. Please step back.

I'm fine. How is she?

She's lost a lot of blood, but they think she'll live.

These are her files. There's not much in there. These are our assessors. This is

the lawyer assigned to our parish, Mr. Flowers. Nice to meet you. Okay.

The liability risk is high.

Father Jeffries acted on his own without due caution. He ignored safeguards

required by your insurance, so you may not be covered. What are the safeguards?

You. The assessors.

Oh, wow.

That's a warm feeling. What do we do now?

Assess. Find reasons for the exorcism. That's the only way to decrease your

liability. And if there are no reasons for an exorcism? Well, that would not be

good. If the cause was psychological or physical, then the church is vulnerable.

Look, it's hard to tell from Vicki's file alone, but when she could be

from a major depressive disorder, I should question the husband.

Father.

Holy Mary.

Kristen. Ben.

When did this happen?

I don't know. I've never seen it before.

These aren't new.

The past few months, we've been on conflicting schedules.

We sleep in separate beds so we don't wake each other. These look like MRSA,

Staphylococcus aureus.

Which, unfortunately, is methicillin -resistant.

What is that?

Well, it could be an allergic reaction.

Yeah. Wear your clothes.

Have you been using any new detergent at home? No, but we don't do our laundry

at home.

What do you mean?

We're both on red -eye shifts.

She runs the 11 p .m. in Italy. I do the overnight to L .A. Your flight

attendant? She is.

I'm a pilot.

And do you have any boils or marks?

No.

What made you think she needed an exorcism? After his last red eye, she

to exhibit... I don't know, she was depressed, shut down. She barely sleep

through the night.

And sometimes she would claw her face. So she was showing signs of self

behavior. Mr. Flowers, could you give us some space, please?

She was hitting herself.

Did Vicki ever have an allergic reaction to her uniform before?

I don't know. I never heard it. Can we get it from your house?

She never brought it home.

She'd leave it at the crash pad.

I don't know. What is that?

It's a hotel room that pilots and flight attendants use to sleep between shifts.

Sometimes it takes too long to get home from JFK, so they need a bed at the

airport. Could you tell us where this crash pad is?

Are they here 24 -7?

Yeah, that's what Marcus said.

You all right?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

You don't seem fine.

It's, uh, Andy.

What happened?

We had to check him into a psychiatric treatment center upstate. Oh, my God.

sorry. He'd been dealing with claustrophobia ever since the avalanche.

You don't get to have your phone there.

For the first month, so I just haven't been able to reach him, which is... You

did the right thing.

You're getting him the help he needs.

Yeah.

Hey, he's going to be fine.

Go home, Crystal.

Be with your daughters.

Ben and I can handle this. No, I want to stay busy.

How much?

How much?

The pizza.

Aren't you guys Grubhub?

Oh, no, we're here for Shannon.

Shannon, I think it's the Exorcist.

Assessors. Assessors.

Come on in.

Marcus Hetchy be coming. Do you want to be in? No, I'm fine. Yeah, sure.

That sounds nice.

Everyone, these are the Exorcist Assessors.

Hi.

It's our binge night. Have you ever seen The Haunting of Midnight Mass Club? No.

What's that? A binge watch. It's 2 in the morning, so just adjust your

clock. You're here about Vicky.

Don't mind us. We've got a 12 -hour layover, so we're in a bit of a partying

mood. Marcus, is your Vicky's best friend?

I mean, I guess. We're on the same route.

What do you need?

Her uniform.

Lucy, can you stir the mac and cheese?

Okay, so this is Vicky's.

How do you know this was hers? I thought everyone just slept wherever.

Oh, no, that's just the beds in the living room. Those are hot beds.

They're first -come, first -served. The ones in here are cold beds. We pay extra

to know that you're the only one sleeping in it. These are her uniforms?

Yes. Her rotation, one for every out of flight, one for every in flight.

Do you all have the same dry cleaner?

No, no. Each airline has their own. Do you have any skin reactions from the dry

cleaning chemicals?

No. What about the sheets?

Who does them?

The hotel?

Is she okay?

Oh, yeah. It happens all the time. You spend all day biting your tongue,

back from saying what you really think.

It comes out somehow.

Anyone? I'll have one. I'll have one. And then that's it.

Sorry. Sorry. Where can a girl get a drink in a place like this? I got you,

girl. Hey, you were with Vicky on her last flight, weren't you?

Yeah. This is fucking crazy. Tell these guys what happened. They're looking into

Vicky going nuts.

He's a priest.

Oh, sorry, Father. No, no, no. There's no problem.

I'm David.

This is Kristen and Ben.

How's Vicki doing?

We are not sure.

We're just trying to piece together what happened.

Any thoughts?

Yeah.

We were on the Red Eye from Rome, the tourist coupon flight.

Coupon? Tourist deal. It means people drink a lot on the way home. Yeah, they

have to go to work on Monday, so they unwind. Yeah, but it wasn't just that.

She said she saw Captain Lemire.

Fuck you. That's what she said.

Captain Lemire?

Lemire. It's an old legend. A ghost pilot.

We've all seen him. I haven't. Well, that doesn't mean he wasn't there. You

weren't paying attention.

Okay. Okay, so there was this pilot, Lemire.

His flight went down in the North Atlantic. It was a tragedy.

Everybody on board died.

Thing is, a few months later, he started appearing on flights across the

Atlantic whenever there was crazy turbulence, and I swear, he's trying to

those flights.

Come on, that's all superstition.

No, you think everything is superstition.

When we landed, Vicky fell down.

Her body was, like, throbbing.

She was foaming at the mouth.

Paramedics had to come and take her off the plane, and that was the last time

she flew. Her husband called in her resignation the next day. Come on, that

not why she was leaving. Tell them, Tori. What do you mean? Shut up, Lucy.

What? Tell me. What was it?

She had a side hustle, and it took off. Lucy! Everybody knew it, Tori. Just

fucking tell them.

She was a mule.

What? For drugs? Heroin? No, no. It was not a big deal.

She was moving relics from Rome, like bones and old icons.

Apparently there's a big black market for that.

That's why she was leaving?

Yeah. On our last trip, she said she got something that she could retire on.

She's going to be in fine first class from now on. What was it?

No clue. But she hid it in the galley in a bag.

She wouldn't tell me what it was.

But during the lightning, she did say something weird.

I need to destroy it or it will destroy me.

She made me promise never to show this to anyone.

We heard you wanted to see us.

We did. We do.

Have we met?

No. This is Kristen and Ben.

Hello. Hi.

Are you part of the entity?

I'm Father Dominic. There is no entity, and you are the other assessors. We must

have really stumbled on something important if you're revealing yourself

David said you were both very knowing.

Yes. We believe this relic...

We believe it is a portion of the true cross.

Christ's cross?

Yes.

The sliver from the base has always been missing. It was traced to Croatia in

World War II, but then lost.

We don't know how your flight attendant... Vicky Finch?

We don't know how she gained access to it, but it needs to be returned to the

Vatican. It is, as you can imagine, invaluable.

Is this what possessed her? We don't know, and that isn't our issue. But it

our. We believe returning the relic will exercise her. We need this returned

immediately and we need the three of you to deliver it.

I'm sorry, what?

The Vatican has asked you to deliver this relic. They have questions for you.

You want us to go to the Vatican?

Yes. Why not just David?

They have questions that touch upon all your disciplines.

This is non -negotiable.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not your employee, so you can't really tell me what's

negotiable. Kristen, Ben, I need you to go with David.

Are you ordering us? No, I'm asking you politely. This has gone to the very top.

They want the three of you to meet with them at the Vatican and discuss this

relic. Um, let us talk about it.

Please. Yes.

The flight is tomorrow.

Oh.

Wow, look at you dressed to impress. Those priests are all going to break

bowels. That's what I'm going for.

Thank you so much, Jasmine.

I really appreciate it. It's only going to be 35 hours there and back. That's

it. Do you want me to make dinner? Because I don't make dinner.

No, actually, the girls are going to want to make candy salad, but you

let them. I already ordered pizza.

Thank God.

Here is the number for my neighbor, Sheila Gibson. She's really great.

come over if there's any problem.

There won't be any problems. I'm really good with kids. Also, they had a little

bit of a setback with their dad, so they might be a bit emotional.

Just let them watch whatever Netflix show they want.

Let me give you the code.

Okay.

How'd it go with that stolen egg, by the way?

Talk about that later.

Girls!

I know, I know, but Yasmin's just back up, okay?

If you get us something cool, like a t -shirt or the Leaning Tower.

I'll barely be able to touch the ground when I get there.

Are you going to see the Pope? I don't think so. We're going to return a relic

to make someone well.

Mom, here's what you do. Okay. In the Sistine Chapel, you take out your pen

scrawl your name at the base. Oh, my God! Then don't let anyone see, and

be as famous as Michelangelo. All right, I think it's time I leave you juvenile

delinquents. Mom!

Mom! Mom!

Don't call. Don't kill anyone.

And if you do, keep the receipt.

Just have fun.

It's not for fun. It's work, okay? All right. I love you. I love you. I love

you. I love you. I love you.

I'll send photos.

Michelangelo. Okay, don't burn the house down.

All right, we'll do our best.

Hey, David.

Hey, hey, hey.

You want to grab this spot?

Oh, thank you.

You cleaned up nice, Benny.

Oh. My first trip to Italy.

Mine too. You know what? I thought the Vatican would spring us first class

tickets. Yeah, next time.

You think we're going to talk to the Pope?

Well, sure. He's got all the time in the world for us.

So is the relic at its own seat?

Well, I was thinking we could take the window if you like. I'll let the relic

sit in the window. Have it enjoy the view a little bit.

Thank you.

Whoops. Okay, well, I am going to sleep.

You can wake me up when we crash.

Ben!

Joke.

Oh, God, you guys know that I can't really crash the plane by joking about

crashing, right? Hey, go to sleep.

Okay, your sisters are in the kitchen making something called candy salad.

Oh, don't get me started.

I think you should start the movie. No, come on, tell me. What do I want to do

next? I don't think your mom would want me to tell you about it. You have a lot

of boyfriends.

Define a lot.

Oh, my God. How many?

Well, are we talking just boyfriends or girlfriends, too?

What? Okay, that's a story for another time. Oh, I want to know.

Hey, Mom.

What's wrong?

Wait, what?

I can't hear you. Where are you? Where's Billy?

Mom? What's wrong?

Okay, I got it.

I got it. Give me an hour.

Okay, my mom lives in an assisted living facility, and a branch just crashed

through her kitchen.

I need to go pick her up. I'll bring her back here. Are you four all right on

your own for an hour?

I got it.

I think we should do skin care. I think you guys have nails. You know, I do

Alex's all the time. You guys have to stop. You're going to overload the

circuits.

Hello,

ladies. Bob the Builder here.

So you want to reset your circuit breaker?

Here's how.

First things first, locate your service panel. Oh, great.

That's helpful, Bob. So where's the service panel? I think it's in the

near the washing machine. Wait, maybe we should call Mom's friend.

She said she'd be right back. Oh, yeah. Where is she?

Isn't her mom dying?

Okay, come on. I need someone to hold the light. I can't. I have to pee.

No, you don't. You just want to check your hair. No, I don't. It's dark.

I need someone to come with me. It's dark everywhere.

Okay, Alexis, you take Laura to the bathroom and use your phone for light.

Lila, come with me.

What? We're breaking off into pairs. I don't want to go to the basement.

Okay, where is it?

Is that it?

That isn't helpful.

Turn on the video.

It will be in a middle position.

All I see are a lot of switches.

Just start flipping them.

Okay.

Are you becoming more religious?

What?

Mom thinks you are.

I'm just looking at things is all.

Is it because of Dad?

Feels like we're orphans, doesn't it?

No.

Well, what's it called when you only have one parent?

Half -orphan? Dad's not dead.

We need to help Mom.

I think she's losing it.

I know. Did you hear her yell out last night? I think she has bad dreams.

I think...

Wait, maybe, maybe it's a cat.

They're just trying to scare us.

Sorry, where's mom?

On a trip, a work trip. Don't you have a key?

Uh, yes.

Um, okay, I'll be right there.

Who was that?

Lexus.

Um, baby?

Oh, God.

Such bullshit.

We're going to have to renegotiate our quid pro quo.

Oh, wait, I got a text from them.

Everything's good, Mom. There was a blackout from the storm, but we're good.

Send photos.

Why do I get so worried? I get this itch in my stomach like something's wrong.

Are we going to a hotel or straight to the Vatican? Can we get a bite to eat?

We have to return the relic first.

Here.

Oh, great. I think I need it.

Oh, my gosh, the coliseum.

Let me take a picture.

Could you open the window?

Oh, can you ask him to block the window?

Great.

Well, let us see any part of Rome, huh? Maybe afterwards.

Probably has something to do with the relic and its toxicity.

If it's toxic, why are we the ones who transported it?

Because we are the expendable atheists.

Speak for yourself.

I don't think they know English.

Why do these words sound so nasty?

Masturbation can be fun.

Join the holy orgy Kama Sutra.

Where do we enter?

They don't seem happy with us.

Did we do something wrong?

You get out here what quick yes

I'm

sorry should we bring our bags or

Isn't this the place where Joe Pesci got killed?

This way.

Why?

They're running.

There Hey Well,

I'm glad I dressed up

Noise

what?

I'm hungry.

You want some?

No, I'm good.

Hey, exactly how far are we supposed to go down this thing?

No idea.

It's all new to me.

I just remember we're doing it for Vicky.

Hi.

Oh, sorry.

How was your trip?

Fine.

What are you doing here?

Seeing if you have the one true relic.

Why didn't you fly with us?

No reason.

No, there was a reason.

I was worried our plane was going to crash.

We're the guinea pigs.

No.

This way, please.

So, um, what is this? A sewer?

No, an escape tunnel for the Holy Father from the 16th century.

During World War II, the Vatican chose to hide their more irreplaceable

here.

It is where the one true cross now resides.

We must see if that has a place in the cross.

And so, how did a flight attendant get it?

That is a mystery.

There's an active black market.

So we know

When we answer, please keep your voices to a whisper.

This is holy ground.

You are still Catholic as hell.

It's the Tucker Ridge Award. It has us in its grasp.

It's a counterfeit.

You're kidding.

No. There are relic dealers who counterfeit real relics.

Then why is Vicki Finch sick?

Who's that?

Wow.

The Catholic Church.

You've got to love them. The possessed woman with the relic.

There are boils all over her body. I don't know.

But this is not the silver relic. Maybe psychosomatic suggestion. If only we had

a psychiatrist here.

Oh, I'm a psychologist.

This is what I suggest.

This is water, blessed by the Holy Father. Pour it over her infliction and

explain the relic she stole was the counterfeit.

Thank you, Father.

Have a good trip back.

We need to get food before I get on the plane. I'm dying.

Hey, Lynn.

Hi, how are you? I was starting to get worried.

There was a blackout from a storm and we couldn't charge our phones. But

everything's alright? You're alright?

Yeah. Mom wants to know if we're alright.

Hey, how are you? How's it going?

Is it cool?

Wait, there was a blackout?

Yes, but we handled it. You'd be proud of us.

Can I talk to Yasmin?

Actually, she had to go help her mom. The windstorm, a branch fell into her

house. What?

It's okay, Mom.

We did well. We handled it all on our own. Did you call the neighbor?

Yes, but we couldn't get her.

Oh, dear God.

How's the Vatican, Mom? Is it beautiful?

No, not really. I'll tell you later. So what happened to Yasmin? Mom, my phone's

almost out of charge. I'll call you back. Love you.

Okay, you guys can come out now. All the bats are gone.

Okay, we're going to have to burn the house down because I can't live here

anymore. Come on. Come on.

Look. Fat free.

How'd you do that, Grandma? Cinnamon sticks.

How'd you know to do that, Grandma?

Let's just say I've lived in some pretty run -down places.

What the? Who's that?

Oh, yeah, that's a baby.

I'm babysitting.

This is Timothy.

Timothy, these are your, um... This is Alexis, Laura.

Lila and Lynn.

Oh, my God, he's smiling.

He likes me.

He likes all of you. You know this is the first time he's stopped crying

Does he have a dad, or did she have him out of wedlock?

Did who have him out of wedlock? I don't know. Does he have a mom?

Shall we tell them, Timothy, or should we wait?

What does that mean?

It's a bit of a secret. It's a secret who the mom is. A bit of one.

Oh, you know what? He might be hungry. Who wants to feed the mom? I do, I do. I

think he just wants to be held.

Okay.

Why don't you try that? Go ahead.

Be careful.

Careful. It's okay. I know how to do it.

He's so cute.

Like you two belong together.

Mom says I could start babysitting at 14, so I'm going to try to learn as much

as I can before then.

I've missed you girls.

You all right, Grandma?

Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a cinnamon stick.

Hey, Father.

How's she doing?

Unchanged. Doctors can find nothing toxic in her clothing.

How is Rome?

Disappointing. I got some holy water from the cult.

You might, uh... I might.

Father, tell Vicki the relic she was transporting.

It was counterfeit.

She's not guilty.

Chris thinks this is psychological?

Yes.

And you might want to bless her with some holy water.

Father Jeffries isn't here.

Probably better.

Just find yourself.

All right.

Thank you, Father.

And we're heading home.

Fly safe.

Thanks. Well, that was a nice trip to Rome.

Yeah. Hey, look who's here.

My favorite exorcist. Hi.

I didn't know you were going to be on this flight. I'm in first class.

But I'll try to flip you some champagne if you like. Oh, would you please?

So are you checking out the flight for Vicki?

No, we were returning her relic.

Oh, that's good.

What's that doing here?

It's a fake, Tori.

The relic has come a bit.

Okay.

At least you thought our flight was going to crash because of that. It's not

going to.

Okay.

This flight attendant could be superstitious.

So... Okay, we're closing up the doors. Just buckle up. Hey, give me that drink,

you just...

Sorry. I think I don't know what's happening. I won't be sure.

Didn't you bother?

Father.

Here? David Acosta. I have an emergency air -to -ground call for you. Please

wait.

David. Father, how'd you get me here?

The Vatican switchboard connected me. It's urgent that I warn you. About?

The relic you brought here. I said it wasn't from the cross of Christ, and

not. But the box.

What about it?

The monastic father in the chapel...

Okay So

an

ultimate evil is coming to New York

I'm

on a plane. How do I

Get back to your seat now. Father, please.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking.

We have entered a rough patch of weather and we ask that all passengers remain

in their seats with their seatbelts securely fastened until we get through

This is the captain. We are flying through unexpected weather. We could not

detect... Please, remain seated with your seatbelts fastened.

I'm not liking this.

I don't like this.

Hey. Hey, hey.

I don't know what it looked like.

What?

What did it look like?

I don't know.

A ghost.

It's just the static energy from the lightning strikes and playing tricks on

your eyes.

We need to destroy the relic. Why destroy?

Here? How?

This is the captain. For your own safety, we request that you keep your

seatbelts fastened. We are already making... Die!

Don't worry.

On the flight last year, somebody on the ground hacked into the media system and

they were doing all kinds of weird sounds.

Well, are we over the ground?

No, no, we're above the Atlantic. Then where would they be hacking from?

I don't know. There could be somebody on the plane or...

David, what are you doing?

I'm not having trouble because of that box!

We started our descent into JFK. We expect to land 40 minutes ahead.

Welcome to New York.

Wow.

Oh, good thing we went to Rome.

Mom

landed.

She's on her way.

Okay, I think you gals are fine on your own now.

Why can't Timothy stay?

You know why.

But I want to tell you the secret.

Yes, tell us. I want to know. We just need to have an agreement, okay? This is

just between the five of us.

Six of us. Okay?

Cross your heart? Yep.

Did you notice that Timothy...

look like you for?

You know why?

No. Why?

He's your brother.