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So this is it?

According to the map.

Well, that's not much of a church.

It's only a dozen or so people.

Where are we looking?

Here, the graveyard.

What time?

Between 10 and 2.

So what are we doing? Are we taking
turns?

I'm not tired. I can do this.

All right, well, if you're doing it, I'm
doing it, too.

Well, you do it, then. I don't need to
do it. Fuck you.

Hey, guys, maybe we should keep it down.

Why?

Well, supposedly, it won't show up if we
make too much noise.

Huh. Well, that's not very scary. A
werewolf who doesn't make noise? Who

was a werewolf?

Parish priests.

You're the congregants, and they saw it.
Well, they thought something. No one's

showing up to nighttime mass anymore.

They're too afraid.

Doesn't seem like these assignments are
getting weirder. I can't even tell

anymore. I think it's Father Ignatius.

He thinks all this stuff is stupid, so
he's just sending us out on everything.

Werewolf hunts and vampire hunts.

Hey, here's to catching a werewolf.

Here's to getting home by two.

All right, David. All right. Go ahead.

30 seconds?

Yeah, a 30 -second ghost story.

And go.

It was late at night.

I walk into the church.

No one's there.

It's dark.

I hear sound coming from the altar.
Yeah, good start, good start.

I cross to it. I try to turn the
flashlight on my phone, but it doesn't

Fifteen seconds.

And I see it from behind the altar.

A crouching man on all fours, like a
spider. On all eights. Shh.

He raises his head.

But it takes me a second to see his
face.

But then I see it.

And I realize... Ben!

A flame!

Ben is a spider? I think that's pretty
terrifying. You didn't even do the jump

scare right.

Ben! Hey, well, great. Now you both
scared away all the werewolves. Okay. I

be right back.

Don't talk about me while I'm gone.

Oh, we will.

Hey, do you think Ben's losing it?

Yes, definitely.

So, can I ask you a question?

Sure you can.

Not only can you ask me, but you never
have to ask me if you can ask me.

Leland stealing your egg.

That was a joke, right?

Nope.

Then, Kristen.

Look, Leon's a big talker, and he's
trying to scare people with his satanic

shit.

Well, is someone having a baby in 38
days? No, 30 days now.

Surrogate from his workplace.

You saw him?

Yep. And you're not worried or...
Horrified?

I don't know. I've given up on being
horrified.

The world's a crazy place and there are
people trying to make it even crazier so

they can control us.

What? No, you're just... You're just
different now.

Yeah, right?

More relaxed.

More serious.

I'm an assassin.

An assassin of what?

People who cause static.

Oh. Then your job is cut out for you.

Shh.

David, David, David, David, wait.

A robot?

Yeah, they mostly just use as cheap
alternatives for security guards for

perimeter surveillance.

Perimeter surveillance of the church?

No, we talked to Father Hardy.

They don't have these.

They don't know where it came from.

But it's attacking the conscience? Yeah,
that's what's weird.

Really? That's what's weird? They're not
designed as weapons, Father. They're

just surveillance cameras.

I think this one just malfunctioned. Not
just that one.

Oh, excuse me, Sister. We'll be out of
your way in a minute.

One of those attacked Sister Agnes last
week.

What? One of these?

Mm -hmm. Where was this?

Outside the church, right before
Vespers. Is she all right? She was

We got in the church, and that creature
there just rammed the doors, or one like

it. Well, so it's not just this one
robot.

Okay, all right, this makes no sense.

Are you saying it specifically went
after her? Yes, there were other

out there. It didn't bother them.

Sister, is Agnes the missionary nun from
Senegal?

Guess why.

That's right.

It didn't go after us.

It only went after David.

Ben? I don't know.

I mean, there is a history of dogs being
trained to attack black people.

Can it be done with technology?

I don't know.

Maybe. Okay, you answered the werewolf
question.

Good job.

Now answer the next one.

Why are robots attacking us?

That's a question I never thought I'd
ask.

Benny the boy genius!

I know, but you're just so adorable.

Wow!

Oh, sorry.

You're the priest in the shrink, right?

Yeah, uh, David, good to see you again.
This is, uh... Kristen, thanks for

coming all the way out here. No sweat.

It's like hanging with a really weird
Avengers team.

So, uh, you...

Left VidTap, huh? Define left.

They fired half of us, and a lot of us
were snapped up by Amsterdam.

Amsterdam?

It's this new startup, Amsterdam Pro or
Plus or something.

Ah, and who was attacked by our robo
-dog? Oh, yeah, that'd be me.

Okay, and when you say attacked, was it
trying to move past you and bumped you,

or...? No, it charged me. Well, I mean,
us.

Were you provoking it? No, it attacked
him. It charged...

Right on him. Kate, you should take this
seriously.

Your software attacked him and a nun,
possibly because they're black.

Well, look, the software will never
allow an aggressive action. It's meant

defensively, that's all. Yeah, but what
about algorithm bias?

This software doesn't make that kind of
judgment. It just observes and records.

It doesn't suddenly say, attack.

Wait, but didn't you just say... No, no,
no, no, no, no. The software is a

closed system. You can't program it to
do what it wasn't meant to do.

Hmm.

Unless... Someone jailbreaks it.

Right. What's that?

Tampers with the software.

Illegally reprograms it. Look, we're in
beta testing mode, and if someone is

jailbreaking our software, we need to
know. So I'll have one of our new models

brought out to you in demo mode, and you
can compare it to your attacking model,

okay?

Do you know how to turn it on?

Let's see.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

David. Oh, yeah. You wanna step out?

No.

Are you kidding me?

I mean...

Okay.

Ready. Yep.

See you?

Step in front of it now.

I guess that means it's friendly.

Does it have an attack button or a
surveillance button or anything?

No. Oh, wait. There's something here for
defensive stance.

Okay.

You ready?

Okay.

So now what?

Katie might have been right. I wonder if
this one, the bad dog, might have just

jailbroken the software.

That's a good idea to go after black
people.

Maybe. I don't know.

Can you check?

Yeah, I'll have to bring over my
equipment.

Oh, can we do it here?

Why? What's wrong with your apartment?

I just have been running some tests over
there. What kind of tests?

Just tests.

Okay, Mr.

Mysterious. I have a life of my own. Oh,
yeah?

Yeah. Since when?

Since none of you beeswax.

Okay, fine.

Fine. Fine.

Turn it off.

Yeah, done.

We're late.

What the fuck?

You shouldn't swear.

You shouldn't hide in my room.

Why are you late?

I'm working.

So am I.

Sit down.

What do you want?

I thought we were done.

Do you have mosquitoes?

but not anymore.

The Vatican needs your help again,
David.

They're very pleased with your work
saving Grace.

Good.

How is she? Not well, and she needs your
help.

Why? What happened?

She's become depressed since the
Monsignor's murder.

This is an address I need you to go to
tomorrow.

Why? We need you to be there at 10 .50 a
.m.

Will Grace be there? Wear only cotton
clothes, 100 % cotton, no polyester.

Nothing with the color red, no
distracting designs.

Running shoes, not formal shoes.

Go to the door marked with a Halloween
pumpkin on it.

Do you just make up these odd requests?

Much of this may seem strange to you,
but you must understand.

You are needed now more than ever.

See where you are, buddy.

Okay.

Focus straight ahead.

Now your peripheral.

I see more of you in black than in
white.

Now, good, good, good, good, good, good,
good.

Okay.

I'm not a trick of the eye, Ben.

Then if I'm a trick of the eye, how do
you explain the voice in your head?

Hmm. I see.

More of you in yellow than in red.

Face it, Ben.

You can't science your way out of this.

Is that really the way a djinn would
talk?

We can talk however we want.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

You have my voice.

You are my thoughts talking to myself.

Oh, nothing to say to that, oh powerful
jinn?

Hey boy, where'd you come from?

Are you cold?

Come on, let's get you dried off.

Happy families, warm communities, kids
playing soccer.

It's enough to make you sick.

For the longest time, our numbers
remained stubbornly stagnant at 20 % of

population. But six years ago, I
initiated the March Forward program, and

numbers climbed to 30%. 30 % of
Americans are safely in our

Father's house.

heading for damnation and consumption.

But now, the bad news.

Our numbers this quarter, as you can
see, we were down 3 % in January,

% in February.

Do we know why?

We do not. We're analyzing the data in
our disinformation department, sir, and

I'm quite... What was that?

Nothing. A woman in my department.

Do you have a solution? We have more
than that. We have a leader.

Eight months ago, we identified an egg
that was perfect for fertilization.

We knew that we had to move fast due to
the terms of the prophecy, and we

identified a woman here within our
walls, an assistant. My assistant, sir.

She is now eight months pregnant, and
her arrival date is the exact date in

prophecy. Where's the mother?

Still working here in my... No.

The biological mother.

We're working on that.

You don't have her?

It's my daughter, sir. I have some sway
with her.

All right.

Keep it in touch.

Okay. Thank you so much.

What are you talking about? You don't
have any sway. What do you mean calling

a woman in your department?

Well, you are.

Fuck you, Leland. You want my help
bringing Kristen on board, then you need

stop with this glass ceiling crap. The
board doesn't like hearing from women.

makes us seem weak. Oh, my God.

Are you serious?

What, are we in the Middle Ages? Yes, we
are.

Then you have a problem because I'm not.

Okay, you want to prove yourself to the
board? I have proven myself.

No, really prove yourself?

This depo is fucking bullshit.

It's your bullshit.

I just have one question, sir. Well,
then learn how to become a lawyer. Then

can ask your fucking question. What the
hell is that?

Greg R. Bruni, a political op.

One of ours. Is he supposed to do that?

No. The demon inside him is starting to
peek through.

Have you ever seen a man turn...

fucking entrails if I do it. What do you
do?

Not what I do. What you do.

Bring him back into line.

The board doesn't think a woman is tough
enough. Prove them wrong.

How?

It's up to you.

Use his address.

Not knowing you.

Andy?

Andy.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

What are you doing?

Nothing. I just had a nap.

Okay, we're gonna go to the doctor
today, okay, I think you need another

Where

did

this come from I brought it home What?
Who are you? Jane Jackson.

It was locked out back and turned off.

Did you girls turn it on? No, is that
the back door scratching?

Please, keep it, Mom, please. No, it's
alone. It's not even ours.

Are you controlling this?

Yeah, it's like the Wi -Fi connects to
it. Oh, my God. It's so cute.

You made it bark like Ariana Grande.

Why? Okay, yeah.

I don't like this It's amazing.

It's so Ben lucky.

It likes you.

That is amazing.

Yeah, very cute.

Well, we have to keep it now because it
likes you. All right, no pet.

It's a robot.

It doesn't even look like a dog. Come
on. No, I don't care. It's not a pet. It

doesn't even look like a dog. I want it
out of here.

What? I thought Ben shut it off.

I thought so, too, Ben.

No, it was definitely shut down before I
left.

Did the girls turn it on?

No, they said it just came to the back
door and scratched.

Okay. Let me take a look at it.

By the way, I checked out the properties
near the church to see if anybody might

have a robo -dog.

And? They all could.

There's five pot -growing properties
within a thousand yards.

Got it.

Starting to make sense.

Okay, I'm coming over now to backtrace
the GPS.

Uh, yeah, I got a doctor's appointment,
though. Yeah, I got an appointment, too.

I'll see you guys.

Okay. I'll check it out. Talk to you
later. Bye.

Okay.

Crazy dog.

You are going to listen to mommy go to
sleep.

This way.

Go ahead.

What are we doing?

This is TJ.

I was born in Ardmore, Pennsylvania,
just outside Philadelphia.

My parents' names are Caleb and
Jessamyn. I have two older brothers,

Zach.

My first sexual experience was during a
summer vacation in a boat, a Mark Twain

riverboat ride in the Mississippi.

I was 15.

My elementary school was John Adams
Prep, private.

Am I supposed to say something?

This way.

Focus on the card don't move your wrist
when you draw

Just your elbow and your shoulder, what
are we drawing

you have everything you need to know

Something wrong?

Andy, there's some areas of interest in
your blood work.

I'd like to share these with your wife,
if that's all right.

Okay, that's fine, but what is it?

It's the best if the spouse is here, in
case there's any questions.

Kristen, would you join us?

Everything all right?

Oh, in regards to the accident, Andy's
showing no signs of a TBI.

No lung or soft tissue damage of any
kind.

Also, no skin damage due to prolonged
exposure to ice and snow. All right.

that's good news, right? However, there
are some signs of... Why are you

suddenly talking like I'm not here?

The ALT and AST levels in your liver are
extremely high.

Meaning what exactly?

Well, I also noticed injection marks
between Andy's toes, consistent with

injections.

I'm not shooting drugs between my toes.

And signifiers for a collapsed vein.

Recently.

Within the last two days.

This IV would have had to have been in
the last two days?

Yeah. No, no, this is insane.

Which foot?

Both, between the hallux and the second
toe.

Um, would you mind just giving us a...
One moment. Thank you, doctor. Thank

Appreciate it.

Just let me look.

I didn't do anything. You know, we tried
a lot of things on our climbs

before the girls. Oh, yeah, we did then.

But, come on, never an IV.

You know I hate injections.

This has happened in the hospital in
Tibet?

No, I was never under.

I think you need to talk to Tricorne.

Ask him if something happened.

Okay.

I, uh... I want a drug test.

What are you doing now?

Working.

What about now?

Working. Now?

Working. Just tell her or she'll keep on
asking.

Bad luck.

How'd you do that? I guess you should
set up control and then mix it with

Did you guys teach it to turn doorknobs?

No, I didn't think I'd have to explain
it. All right, okay. Oh, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no. Sit down. No, I need to
work, okay? Sit down. We're like really

smart.

Who are you?

Who are you?

Harley Elfman.

This is my security dog.

Where your security dog attacked us.
Bullshit. Hey, that's a bad one. He only

attacks trespassers on my property.

We weren't on your property. And it
seems that your dog primarily attacks

people. Where'd it learn that?

I have no idea what you're talking
about. I'm not the one who did this.

the one who jailbroke your operating
system, Harley. And you are subject to

criminal fines.

Who are you?

Here's what you're going to do, Harley.

I want to know what you changed in the
operating system and then you can have

your dog back.

I'll consider it. Well, you better
consider it pretty fast because in about

hours I'm going to take this piece of
crap and dump it in the closest

I could just follow the GPS.

Yeah, you could.

If I hadn't already disabled it.

Ben the Magnificent. Whoa.

I'm like, you're boring. That was a
great change of pace. I am proud of you.

How does it work? How does it work?

What are you doing?

Coming home.

What are you doing?

Waiting for you.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

It's all right.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Hey.

You can no longer sneak out.

I'm done with it. I'm serious.

It's late. Can I be in trouble tomorrow?

Don't talk to me like that.

How do you get to Ren's house anyway? Do
you walk?

I take an Uber.

Oh, crap.

Show me, please. How do I shut this
thing down?

The off button?

Off.

Just that button. Yes. Just the on -off
button. All right.

I'm inviting Ren for dinner next week.

No, Mom. Yes, I am.

I'm done with the sneaking around, okay?

Now go to sleep.

Why aren't you objecting? This asshole
thinks that he can say everything he

wants and you just grin and bear it.

Let the record reflect that Mr. Bruni
just attacked his lawyer with tort

third volume. Let the record reflect
that Mr. Browning is a sack of shit.

Why don't we take a break here?

Who the fuck are you?

Cheryl Luria from DF. We don't have time
for it.

Let's take the minute.

Why is DF sending you?

To warn you to rein it in that the demon
is coming out.

Really? Uh, yeah.

Well, lady, that's the whole point of my
demon.

You come for me, you better come with
more than a law book and a camera,

I will put you in the ground.

You don't want me to take that back to
the manager.

What do you know of the manager? I know
that if he hears my report about you, he

will be disappointed.

Here's the problem for you. What was
your name again? Cheryl Luria. Here's

problem for you, Cheryl.

If the manager really meant it, he would
have sent a man.

The fact that he sent you in your sexy
little outfit here means that this is

even a warning flare. This is a polite
how do you do.

So why don't you head on back to the
manager and tell him to put up or shut

Because I don't work for the demon
world.

They work for me.

David. Thank you for meeting me here.

What was that about yesterday?

A test.

Of?

You must be so frustrated with me,
David. You ask so many questions and I

so few.

I think that's your job.

And now my time with you has come to an
end.

You don't need me anymore.

No, you are needed more than ever.

In fact, in a way, you've graduated.

This is Father Dominic Kabiru.

He will take over from here.

Hello, David.

Father.

Take over for what?

Please sit.

Victor has been kind enough to keep me
informed of your progress.

Really? He hasn't kept me informed of
anything.

We're friends with the Vatican.

We enjoy our secrets.

May I show you a videotape?

Yes, you may show me.

Hearing the middle of the bridge now.

Do you recognize that gentleman?

Yes, he was from yesterday.

Have you ever seen these videos?

No, how could he have? It was shut at
the same time as your session.

There it is.

Focusing on it now.

And looking to my left.

I will pause it there.

Now I'm looking to my right.

Again, you have never seen these videos.

What is this about? You drew two
pictures yesterday.

Are we still friends at the Vatican?

Yes.

I want to hear it from Mr. LeConte.

David, the CIA has explored remote
viewing.

They have tested it. They continue to
test it. I myself do not believe in it.

That's why I'm leaving.

But...

You had no way of knowing what was being
viewed 20 miles away, and yet you drew

those pictures with 75 % accuracy.

Are we the CIA now?

No.

In our father's house, there are many
rooms.

Mr. LeConte devotes himself to one room.
I devote myself to another.

It's true the CIA explores remote
viewing.

So does the Chinese Ministry of State,
MI6, Mossad, Russia's FSS.

We have the advantage.

Which is?

God.

I have to go.

Our goal is to develop your talents,
David.

I have friends who need me.

So I'm going to go do that now.

We didn't approach you by accident. We
were told to text you by great length.

She speaks of you often.

Your uniqueness.

Is your problem now?

In the next few weeks, we'll meet him
even more than ever.

What's going on with you two?

Nothing. Feels like you're both hiding
something. I mean, my life's an open

book, but... You two are shutting down.

No. It's just... It's the church, you
know?

There's always something. Yeah, me, I'm
just trying to figure out how to handle

this guy.

Apart growing racist.

Do you think he's dangerous?

Oh, no, no, no, no. I just think he
wants his dog back.

Oh, here he is.

Okay, give him a chance to explain
himself, okay?

Harley?

You're the owner of the RoboDog? Look, I
don't know what it did, but it's not my

fault. You didn't program it to attack
black people.

No.

Why would I do that? Where's the dog?

We have to fight it off.

You jailbroke it, right? Yeah, but only
because I wanted to extend the battery

life. How'd you do that?

A Reddit thread. They had software
links. Where's my dog?

What are the links?

Nothing. Just a color test.

For what?

Science. Just an experiment.

What are these?

These percentages?

Nothing. Just some colors that I
perceive.

This is not about what happened with the
particle accelerator, is it? Nope.

Why?

Um, I'm just a little concerned.

Don't be. It's fine.

Oh, here.

From where I was, basic surveillance,
nothing. Just extends the range of the

dog. So, why attack this dragon? This is
myself.

The church grows at the graveyard.

Can the dog be programmed to be anti
-Catholic?

Oy.

Seriously?

No.

There's no way to distinguish.

I mean, there's nothing visual.

What's on your phone? What apps?

Why? The malware can't tell what
religion you are, but it could attack

your phone apps.

The GPS ones.

Local mass times.

That's GPS -based.

Yeah. Okay. We need to find out if the
sister had the same app on her phone.

Yeah. And the person was out in the
country.

Mm -hmm.

I'll be out in a minute.

How long has he been in there?

An hour? No, ten minutes.

I don't think he sounds good.

Do you think we're driving him crazy?

No, he likes us.

Let's try Mom's door.

Nope, Laura, wait!

Don't do that. Dad, are you... Hey.

Dad, are you all right? Hey, yeah, it's
all right. I don't know, it's just cool

in here.

A bit hot.

Dad, are you all right?

Yeah. Please don't cry. Don't cry. I'm
just needing a minute.

Please don't answer that. Don't answer.
We're sorry, residents.

Give me that, please.

Who is this?

I just don't know what's wrong.

We're too loud. We're sorry. No. It's
not that. It's never that.

Well, why don't we sing?

Come on. Let's do the one that you
always used to sing for us.

Yeah. No is no.

No is always no.

If you say no, it means a thousand times
no.

Finger pointing, eyebrows low.

Mouth in the shape of a...

Kristen, is everything all right?

Yeah, hey, I thought you took the robo
-dog.

I did.

Okay, well, it's come back.

What's come back? The dog, puppy.

It's in my daughter's room as we speak.

No, it can't be.

It is. No, it isn't. I'm staring at it
right now.

you. That's not a proper question.

Let your lawyer... It's just going to
take longer if you keep hurling insults.

You call these insults, Mr. Bruni?

Well, look who's here.

Let's take a break.

I can't wait to see what she's got.

Who put you up to this, lady? You need
to calm the fuck down, sir. No.

You need to go back to your masters and
tell them to treat me with some fucking

respect! You don't send a little bitch
like you up against a titan like me.

You bitch!

You fucking bitch! Stop whining.

Here,

have a bagel.

My finger! My finger!

That's not yours.

Small token for Mr. Bruce.

Well done, my girl. Well done.

That's why I'm here, sir.

Well, take a bow.

Will you

promote her?

No. She's a woman.

Give her something.

her up to the executive before.

Put her in the corner office.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm coming for you, asshole.

This is the new one you sent after us. I
didn't send anything after you. My

second robo -dog just happened to be in
your neighborhood.

Bullshit! Your robo -dog went after my
daughter. No.

My dog was protecting my interest, and
you destroyed it. After you tweaked the

software to make it go after a Catholic
app. Oh, my God. I'm everything bad in

the world. Good thing I didn't fuck any
altar boys. Now, fuck off.

Stop destroying my dog.

No, you stop destroying my dogs.

Nice view of the city, Benny. Thank you.
Who are you?

Amsterdam Elite.

We built your dog's software.

You are in breach of our closed system
licensing agreement and are subject to a

$150 ,000 fine.

You're nuts.

Nope. You admit it as much. We don't
like people tinkering with our software,

you'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Go to hell.

Nice job, Ms. Schwager.

Thank you.

Anything for you, Benny.

Come on, please just stop with the
Benny.

What?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah. I'm just...

Hello. Ben, right?

Yeah.

What can I do for you, Ben?