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Okay, so what happened with that girl that you were with?

You guys still together?

Not really.

No? What happened?

I thought you really liked her.

I mean, I do.

I did. Did you guys, like, break up? Or are you still kind of talking? What's

going on?

I don't know. She's, like, not really talking to me anymore.

Oh, my God. Did she, like, ghost you or something?

I guess, you know, I don't, I don't know. Oh my god, I'm sorry, that fucking

sucks.

Yeah. But did you guys, like, do anything?

What do you mean?

Like, did you guys have sex?

You should tell me, come on, it's me.

Uh, yeah, we did.

You did?

Did you feel good?

Yeah. Yeah.

What about her? Did you make her feel good?

I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? Did you make her come?

I think so.

You think so?

I don't know. How am I supposed to know?

Well, I mean, if she came, she came.

Obviously.

I don't know.

She probably did. I think...

i think i just i think i like came too fast oh my god you're still coming too

fast i'm not good at sex oh my god what about that trick i told you

What? The trick I told you to do while you were fucking, remember, so you don't

come too fast?

Yeah, I did. I think I did.

Oh, my gosh. What do you mean you think you did?

Did you bite your hand and think about old crusty grandmas like I told you?

Yeah, I thought about old crusty grandmas. Oh, my God. You're so weird,

still came?

Yeah, I mean, I just couldn't help it.

Just felt too good. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm just... I'm not good at sex. I don't know. I think there's

something wrong with me.

I think I'm just... It's whatever.

Well, maybe you just... just haven't had a good teacher i'm just never gonna

have a girlfriend and me alone for the rest of my life you're gonna have a

girlfriend i should just like start being gay or something oh my god you're

gonna do that uh maybe you just need you know some lessons yeah let me just sign

up for sex lessons oh my god listen i care about you you're my little brother

why don't you let me like teach you some things What?

Yeah, why not?

What are you talking about? Yeah, but I mean, you know, we're not fully related,

so... Come on, I can help you out.

You want a girlfriend, don't you?

Yeah, but, like, how are you supposed to help me?

Well, I don't know.

We can just, like, fool around a little bit.

Are you crazy?

No.

We cannot fool around. Yeah, we can.

Why not?

I'm not going to tell anybody.

You can't tell anybody either.

I don't want to get in trouble.

You don't think I'm hot?

I didn't bring you that.

I know you really want to.

It's not a good idea.

Yeah, it is. Come on.

You need help and I can help you.

How does that not make sense?

Come on.

I'm scared.

What are you scared of?

I don't know.

Come on.

Listen,

I'm older than you and I have experience and I can help you.

And that's what you need.

I don't know.

We just have to be really quiet.

Your mom and dad are really home right now.

Yeah, well.

What are you doing?

Do you have to be quiet? Knock it off.

They're gonna come in.

I know, so you have to be quiet.

What are you doing?

You can't stop me because I can't do anything wrong.

Kelly, stop.

I know.

You need help. I want to help you.

This is not a good idea.

I love you, little girl. Let me help you.

This is not going to help.

I guess it is. We're just going to have trouble. It is going to help. You're

really hard. I don't want to do this. You think I'm not going to use it? No.

I'm not doing this for you right now.

This is makeup.

Dude.

This is the fucking deal.

What can we do?

Oh, fuck.

And if you're about to come...

Thank you.

Thank you.