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Come on, Abdi, pass it.
Easy, easy does it.
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Here we go!
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Valentine's Day!
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Valentine's Day is
a day for romance! [chuckles]
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Mmm! You can really smell
the sex in the air, isn't it?
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What is that smell, actually?
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I actually got us a really
good deal on 40 crates
of mackerel, you know?
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And, like, uh, you know,
seafood on Valentine's Day,
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it's like an aphrodisiac.
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Yeah, but I don't think that
applies to gone-off mackerel.
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-Oh, balloons!
You did that as well?
-Yeah.
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-Titi!
-They're all over, look,
behind you and...
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I feed the love. Hey,
all you need is love, isn't it?
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And maybe some lovely mackerel.
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[chuckles]
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[Roche] Oh, come on, Kevin.
She's not gonna wait for you!
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Oooh! Kevin, come on!
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-I'm just looking
for something. One minute!
-Stop looking!
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Now, Kevin! Ooh!
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-Oooh!
-I can't find my chinos.
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-Forget your chinos!
Let's just go!
-All right, cool.
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-Don't forget the bag!
-Bag, bag.
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-Oooh!
-Got the bag.
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Aaaah! Ooh!
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-Okay, got the bag.
-Ah, good.
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-Where's Craig?
-He's out with his dad.
Just hurry up!
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Shhh! Shhh! Keep it down.
Grindah's asleep.
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I don't give a fuck
about Grindah!
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Just get me to the hospital
and get her out of me.
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Okay. How do you wanna do it?
Cos I've only got the ped.
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-Call a cab.
-Okay, yeah, call a cab.
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All right. Oh, yeah, there's
this mad thing called Uber.
You heard about it?
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It says I need to update
my card details.
Do you know your card number?
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-Hurry the fuck up!!
-Okay, okay.
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[drum and bass plays]
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Big day today.
Valentine's special.
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So we're going to have
a little aerial revamp,
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make sure the signal's
extra crispy, innit, mate?
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-We're going get on that soon.
-I'm going to meet my nan, man.
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-I'll see you in a bit.
-It's Valentine's...
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-Steves. Fuck's sake!
-I always meet her.
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Beats has fucked off already.
Great, so I'm left
on my own again.
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-I'll be about, man.
-Ah, you need one of
the main ones. Fuck's sake!
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Yeah, Valentine's Day is one
of the most important sets
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in the Kurupt calendar
and I'll tell you why.
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Cos we see it as a way of
building up listeners, yeah?
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Think about it. Like, usually,
you'd be listening to Kurupt
on your one's, innit?
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But on Valentine's Day,
you'd be there with your girl
or your man or whatever.
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So that's already double
the listeners, at least.
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Cos obviously some cultures
have more than one partner.
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But we see that
more as a bonus.
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[Chabuds] Okay, enjoy it.
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Hey, happy Valentine's Day.
Oh, threesome. Very European.
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-[ringtone]
-Kevin, you old slut!
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[laughs] What?!
What, right now?!
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Okay. Um, yeah, yeah!
Okay, stay calm, mate!
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[panicking] Kevin, stay calm!
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Okay, okay, yeah!
I...I can come!
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I can come. Yeah, I can come!
Um? Let me just...
I'll bring the Merc.
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Later. Oh, my keys! I got...
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-Where's my keys?
Where's my keys?
-I don't know.
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-I totally understand...
-You do not understand!
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I do not understand what
you're going through, but...
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You're not even close
to understanding! Oooh!
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-♪ Twinkle, twinkle... ♪
-Oh, fuck you! Aaaah! Aaah!
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Chabzilla. Yeah, it's getting
a bit nuts here, mate.
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You're getting a bit sectiony.
Yeah.
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-[horn beeps]
-Oh, he's pulling up.
He's pulling up.
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-Oooh! Help me. Help.
-Let's go.
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-Yeah, please. Help me. Help me.
-Aaaah!
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[drum and bass plays]
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Have you spoken to Beats yet?
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Nah, he's on some, like,
"Oh, I going down the hospital
because, uh,
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I care about Roche. I wanna
hold her hand while she's
having a baby"!
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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When Angel was born,
did I miss a set?
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No.
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No, I didn't, no. Exactly.
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I put radio before everything,
cos I actually care about it.
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Plus I didn't really clock
that's why
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I had all the missed calls
from Decoy and Miche.
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I'll just give it a little
back-comb as well just
to give it a bit more volume.
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You had any Valentine's Day
cards, Tyler?
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-A fair few.
-Yeah, I bet you did!
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Look at him! He's such
a little player!
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You can tell, cos he's got
the earring. That's how
you tell a player.
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He's single. He's available,
Miche. Just saying.
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What am I like?
Turning into my mother.
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People have asked me if I think
me and Grindah are going
to get back together.
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The answer at the moment
is I don't know.
It all depends on him.
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[director] What's your
Facebook status?
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Oh, God, yeah.
That took me days to work out.
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I went for "it's complicated".
Because the situation is
complicated.
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I didn't really know
what that meant before,
but now I really understand it.
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Oh, lovely! Who are they for?
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-Uh, Susan.
-Oh, more for Susan.
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You little whore-bag.
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-Wow! She's a complete slut.
-Oh, they're beautiful.
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-Thank you very much.
-Oh, someone's getting lucky.
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Where are you gonna put 'em?
In your living room?
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Yeah. I'll put them
with all the others.
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Taxi for the lady
with the flowers!
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-Right, pull it up, mate.
-Ooh! Ooh!
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Right, come on. Let's go.
Okay, stay clenched.
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-I'm clenching.
-All right.
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Get out the way, you bad jobs!
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-Do you need anything
from the bag?
-No, no. Keep going!
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-Ah, fuck!
-What, what, what?
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-I've got Craig's bag.
-What?!
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It's got an empty packet
of ham and a pencil case in.
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-I don't want any fucking ham!
-Let me check the pencil case.
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-Might be something
useful in there.
-Good idea.
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-Forget about the pencil case!
-Ah, forget about that.
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Okay, let's go, let's go!
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-Which way?
-Right!
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-No, right, right, right!
-Right!
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[whispers] Come through.
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We're all clear.
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Time for you lot to see
who the real solider
of Kurupt FM is, yeah?
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Keep it down, yeah?
Here she is.
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Fucking hell! It's high, innit?
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Every general needs their army
working as a unit.
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So you need your team there
to be, like, pre-rolling
your zoots,
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make sure the phone's charged,
track listing right.
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Like, there just bare things
to think about. Check the
aerial, make sure it's crisp.
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Ooh!
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Aah, fuck!
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Fucking hell, this is mental.
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Someone in my position shouldn't
be doing things like this.
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Hold on.
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Fanta?
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Is it sounding clearer?
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Is it sounding worse then?
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No. Well then, say it's sounding
clearer then. Don't...
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Right. Good.
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Seen Lorna's new whip?
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[director] What's been your
favourite Valentine's Day?
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Me and my nan once went to
this place called Blackpool,
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where there's these, um...
they do this lights thing.
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Come true.
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-Steve...
-Easy.
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And we, uh... Well, I did
acid and she, like, had
a glass of wine.
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And we just had a really
nice evening.
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Oi, oi! Bo-Nan-za!
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-You seen my nan, Pete?
-Uh...
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Hi, Steve. Um, can we have a
little chat, please, in private?
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Yeah. Okay? The number that
you gave us, it's not working.
It's wrong.
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I always give fake numbers out
to people I don't know. Sorry.
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Just...come in the office
there, darlin'.
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Has my nan been
in trouble again?
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There you go.
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-Just take a...just take a s...
-[door closes]
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Can't really see much.
Stained glass.
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[sighs]
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-Kevin.
-Fucking madness in there.
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-Did you get my message
about the bag?
-Yeah, man.
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Yes! Roche's been
switching about this.
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Ah!
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[burps]
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I'm knackered.
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-Your mum's doing
all right, as well.
-Yeah?
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Right, boys,
I'll be back in a bit.
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-Nice one, Chabsie.
Appreciate it, man.
-No worries.
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It's ten centimetres now.
Ten centimetres!
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The beautiful,
disgusting miracle of birth.
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-How you doing though, Craigy?
You all right, yeah?
-Yeah.
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You must be so excited, mate?
You're about to have
a little brother.
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Sister.
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Don't be too sure, mate, okay?
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I had, um...
I had a friend once,
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who was unfortunately born
with a micro-penis.
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And, um, you know, for months,
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they I was...they thought
he was a girl.
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[laughs] What?!
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Anyway...I'd better shoot off.
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I've got stuff to do.
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See you in a bit, yeah?
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My nan normally says that you
have to live for the moment.
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Uh, cos tomorrow
might never happen.
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And yesterday don't matter.
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You have to be in the present.
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What day is it today?
Wednesday? Tuesday?
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-It's Friday.
-Friday.
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It's about time that I spat
this rhyme about this day
called Valentine.
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And I must say Grindah's
so fine, cos I've got the flow
to make a body whine. Yes!
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And you're locked into
the sounds of the legendary
mandem MC Grindah,
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DJ Fantasy, for the Valentine
special Fantasy/Grind-time hour.
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[tuning radio]
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[Grindah raps]
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..With a spoonful
of something romantic.
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Me and Grindah never really
celebrated Valentine's Day.
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There was this one time
though, actually.
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We went to a restaurant
and then we ran away
without paying the bill.
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We did have to pay it
in the end though.
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Cos Grindah left his jacket
there with an ounce of weed
in the pocket.
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We had to go back and apologise.
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Remember, text in,
call in or whatever.
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Send in your sexy shouts
and dedications.
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-Especially girls!
-Trust me, ladies!
Phone number to call...
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07050 030 108.9!
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Just wait now.
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-[ringtone beeps]
-Oh, shit. Phone-line crew.
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Raw! All right then. Hold tight,
the phone-line crew, yeah?
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Message reads.
"Big up the people
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that are doing runners from
romantic restaurants tonight.
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Don't leave your jacket
there." Uh...
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Ain't really got a clue
what the hell you're
talking about.
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But, yeah, probably
means something to you.
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So, yeah, 035, yeah?
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Big yourself up.
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I don't think he got
the reference, so...
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If anyone knows what the hell
that person's banging
on about, please...
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[radio turns off]
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Back to work.
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I don't really think
there's any such thing as,
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like, an end and a beginning.
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This is just another chapter
in our love story.
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To be continued.
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Do you think that
will happen soon?
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I mean, I'm really hoping
it will happen soon,
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cos I'm quite close to my goal
weight for the wedding,
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and I don't want to put it
back on with all the upset.
So, ideally.
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Okay, come.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I present to you
our new daughter.
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Fresh out the vagina.
Still warm as well.
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-This is Robyn.
-Robyn Aerial.
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That is to be determined.
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I'm very high right now.
230
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,400
They had to sedate her
cos she kept going mental
231
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,720
-and threatening me.
-Yeah!
232
00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,480
Oh...
233
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,280
-Hello, mate.
-Oh, look at that big yawn.
234
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:59,760
Love is a madness. It makes
you do things you never
thought you would normally do.
235
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:04,480
Like, my plan was to be a DJ,
make loads of money
off of bookings and that.
236
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,040
Sell a bit of weed
and buy a yard.
237
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,360
Now, I'm a family man.
238
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:14,120
Yeah! I mean, I've got to go
and blaze in the garden
and that, but...
239
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:18,120
It's all right, I suppose.
Still sick.
240
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,000
Ah, there we go.
241
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,360
-That's better, innit?
-[Craig whispers]
242
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,200
-What?
-How do I connect to the Wi-Fi?
243
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,640
This is more interesting
than the internet.
244
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:33,240
Do you know what's amazing?
One day, this...
245
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,880
will turn into something
like that.
246
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,240
-Yeah.
-Perfectly formed.
247
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:46,440
-Hold tight, the phone-line
crew, yeah? 0705 030...
-[ringtone]
248
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,920
Hello.
249
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,760
All right, one sec.
It's a chick. Get ready.
250
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,600
What you say? What's your name
and where'd you come from?
251
00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,240
-[girl] Is Decoy there?
-No, Decoy's not here.
252
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,080
-I'm the main one.
It's MC Grindah.
-[line goes dead]
253
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,280
-Hello?
-Did she hang up?
254
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:11,440
She didn't hang up.
She just...got cut off,
cos she ran out of credit.
255
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,520
[sighs]
256
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:26,320
Um, Chabuds. Have a word.
I think...something's wrong.
257
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,480
-What's up, Stevie?
You all right, mate?
-Yeah, man.
258
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,880
Just normal, everyday
getting along with things.
259
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:36,920
-You been...you been crying?
-Ah...nah.
260
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,680
Just my eyes are, probably.
I'm not.
261
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,640
Okay, listen, mate,
I get it, okay?
262
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,320
You don't want to be a
dishwasher your whole life.
263
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,720
It's not that, man.
I really like this job.
264
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:52,640
[sniffs] It's...cos my...
nan died.
265
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,000
-Oh, shit.
-Earlier today, yeah.
266
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,880
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I didn't know.
267
00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,600
-No. [sniffs]
-Is that why you're
wearing that ring?
268
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:06,320
Yeah. We've both got quite
similar, feminine hands.
[sniffs]
269
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,280
Come here.
270
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:14,320
Bring it in, guys, come on.
271
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,760
[sniffs] Mmmm!
272
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,400
Life is...hard.
273
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,840
-It's hard...
-Okay! Let's get back to work.
274
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,800
Yeah?
275
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,920
-Oh, is that your hand?
-Yeah.
276
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,320
[mobile beeps]
277
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,480
Beats has had his yute,
apparently.
278
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,360
Is it? Sick.
279
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,720
How's that sick?
280
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,800
He was meant to be here.
281
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:51,520
We're meant to be spending
Valentine's together
like we always do.
282
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,440
Do you know what?
283
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,320
Thinking about it...
284
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,880
there's probably a free
position for you, mate.
285
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:03,000
Yeah, you'll have
to fill his boots.
286
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,400
Gonna need someone who
actually cares about music
287
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,800
and doesn't have a girlfriend
to constantly thrown
them off everything.
288
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,840
-I have a wife, man.
-You've got a wife?!
289
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,720
-Yeah.
-But you're, like, 17.
290
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,600
Oh, God! Do they...
291
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,160
force you to get married
at a young age in your culture?
292
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,760
What?! No. I'm 27, man.
293
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,480
Oh, right. Fucking hell.
294
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:26,960
Hold on. So...you're only
here cos your chick's at work?
295
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,600
Do you know what? Fuck that!
You can leave as well then.
296
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,000
-But we're not due to finish
for another hour.
-Don't care.
297
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,520
-I'm not playing second best.
Go and wait outside.
-Serious?
298
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,680
-Just fucking leave, bro!
-Are you serious?
299
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,240
-I don't want you here.
-We've got an hour left, man!
300
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,800
-For fuck's sake!
-I don't want you here. Get out!
301
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,920
Fucking get out!
302
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,160
Yeah, go on!
303
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,120
[director] Do you ever worry
that people will quit
the station?
304
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,120
Nah! I ain't got to worry
about shit like that.
305
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,760
Just look at Beats
and his baby. It's a phase.
306
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:01,000
Yeah? Once it's born, once
it's screaming all night
and that,
307
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:05,000
he'll be the one running back
to me, like, "Oh, can I do
another set at radio?"
308
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,440
"Ooh, we need a DJ!"
309
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,560
I can DJ myself.
I don't need anyone.
310
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,480
All I need is me, like.
311
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,560
-You ready?
-I'm ready.
312
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,800
-Bye, Miche!
-Bye!
313
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:20,040
Ooh! Careful!
314
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,640
Take those. Sure you're all
right locking up on your own?
315
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:27,800
Yeah, it's fine. You lot have
got places to be, so I'll
just do the towels.
316
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:31,560
He'll come to his
senses soon enough.
I bet he misses you today.
317
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,760
-Okay.
-Night.
318
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,400
-See you tomorrow.
-Bye.
319
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,360
Girls!
320
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,080
[Grindah] Hold tight,
everyone out there
321
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,520
with their special
someone right now.
322
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,760
Hold tight, the single
mandem too, yeah?
I see's ya.
323
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,560
Beats usually just does that
and it works.
324
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,000
Usually I could do it
but I'm...
325
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,280
I'm distracted.
326
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,280
[sighs]
327
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,320
Valentine's Day crew.
328
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,960
I've got someone
I've gotta go see.
329
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,600
Normal radio will
resume tomorrow.
330
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,360
In a bit.
331
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,600
[sighs] Listen to me,
Stevie mate, yeah?
332
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,760
The Lord giveth,
the Lord taketh awayeth, okay?
333
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,120
Did you know that Beats and
Roche had their child today?
334
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,240
Did it? That's good.
335
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,960
That's how it works,
mate, yeah?
336
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,480
We pass it on to
the next generation.
337
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,760
We live on through them.
338
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,880
It's the circle of life, mate.
339
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,920
One life ends, another begins.
340
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,240
That's mad. I didn't know
that's how it worked.
341
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,400
Your nan's spirit will live on.
342
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,600
That's sick.
343
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,960
All right?
344
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,200
-Oh...
-What d'you want?
345
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,560
-Beats.
-Grindah.
346
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,480
Nice, bruv.
So you came, man?
347
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,600
-Yeah.
-Did you leave radio?
348
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,120
Yeah, I turned it off
for the day, innit?
349
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,840
-What, for me?
-Yeah.
350
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,040
Fuck it, why not? I thought
I'd come and see you.
351
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,160
Cheers, mate.
352
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,560
I want to introduce you
to someone.
353
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:46,760
-This is Robyn Aerial.
-Oh...
354
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,160
-She likes you.
-Just grabbed my finger.
355
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:53,520
-Yeah.
-I'm still quite annoyed
at you though, man.
356
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,360
I had to do radio
on my own all day.
357
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,360
I done the aerial on my own.
You got no idea what
that's like.
358
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:03,960
I hear you, mate, but sometimes
things are just more important.
359
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,280
-Otherwise...
-Otherwise what?
360
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,760
Otherwise you end up
on your mate's sofa.
361
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,840
Yeah, well, that is my
decision cos I could have gone
on his top bunk, so...
362
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,400
Have you spoken to Miche?
You two really need to talk.
363
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,320
No, I ain't heard from her.
364
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,680
-Did you have a good
Valentine's Day?
-Yeah.
365
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,800
-Yeah? Did you get
any more cards?
-Three.
366
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,000
Three?!
367
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,320
Did you have a nice day?
368
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,040
Yeah.
369
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,280
This is nice.
370
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,760
[Roche] She loves you, you know?
371
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,920
Fuck knows why, but she does.
372
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,080
You two have really
got something.
373
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,640
You've got far too much
to let it all just
374
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:02,320
fall by the wayside and
not, like, nurture it,
375
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:07,640
like a garden, you know?
You've got a garden...
Fuck, I'm really fucking high.
376
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,520
-Yeah!
-Of course she loves me.
377
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,440
-Of course she does.
-She worships me.
378
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,280
-Mmm?
-I knew it. No, you're right.
379
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,760
-I'm gonna get her back.
-Yeah?
380
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,600
-Yeah.
-He's gonna get her back!
381
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,160
-Yeah! Take it easy, Ro?
-They're my flowers.
382
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,880
Yeah, but you've seen 'em now,
anyway. Miche loves flowers,
probably.
383
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,000
-Good luck, mate.
-Cheers, mate.
384
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,760
-Grindah.
-Yeah?
385
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,080
-Pure Kuruption!
-Each and every.
386
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,280
-108.9.
-Shh, shh, shh, shh!
387
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,760
Oh!
388
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,040
May love be with you forever.
389
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,280
See you later.
390
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:46,680
[sighs] Titi. Listen. You
can leave early. You get
out of here.
391
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,000
-I'll take care of everything.
I'll clean up.
-No, no, no.
392
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,680
-I can't let you do everything.
-No, it's fine.
393
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,240
Listen, look. It's
Valentine's Day, yeah?
394
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,400
You should be out there
getting wined or dined.
395
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,120
-Not both?
-Hey, definitely both!
396
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,200
-You deserve both.
-No, it's okay.
397
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,440
Unless you've got some weird
reason for needing to get
rid of me.
398
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:09,320
-Like you've booked
a stripper or something.
-[they laugh]
399
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,640
No, I haven't done that
for years.
400
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,080
If I did want to treat myself,
I'd probably go for an escort.
401
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:18,040
It's more classier.
402
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,600
[laughs]
403
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,160
-Mmm.
-Yeah.
404
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,640
Yeah.
405
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,800
-Just you lot?
-Yes, Steves.
406
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,640
Oh, right, they're all
coming in to look at me
like this today.
407
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,160
-I just came to see her.
-Oh?
408
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,320
Put it there.
409
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,160
Thanks for coming, man.
410
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,800
-Do you wanna have a hold?
-Can I hold her?
411
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,240
-Is that all right?
-Yeah, course it is.
412
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:47,280
-Just don't drop her.
-It's your Uncle Steves.
413
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,080
Whoops. Got her?
414
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,720
Hello, Nana.
415
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,040
It's me. Steves.
416
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,320
I'll look after
your ring for you.
417
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,920
Till you're big enough
to wear it yourself.
418
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,720
I've got your glasses, Nan.
419
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,440
The circle of life, innit?
420
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,160
-Yeah.
-Chabuds was right.
421
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,520
I knew you wouldn't go.
422
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,920
Ooh! Oh! Delicious.
423
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,040
-Glad you like.
-Try it. Open your mouth wide.
424
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,560
No. I'll do it myself.
425
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,400
Can you taste the Viagra?
426
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,160
I'm joking, I'm only joking!
427
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,560
Viagra's pretty
tasteless, anyway.
428
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,160
Mm. Hey, how about some wine?
429
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,560
-I can see what you're doing.
-What? It's...
430
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,080
It's for her. It's for the nan.
431
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,240
-Give her a little send-off.
-Okay, go ahead.
432
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,320
Yeah? Okay, cool.
433
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,600
Mmm.
434
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,120
Okay, stop. Stop, stop!
435
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,080
It's for Nan! It's for Nan!
436
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:10,200
[gargles]
437
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,960
Uuuh!
438
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,480
-You really get the taste
if your gargle wine.
-Oh, really?
439
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:21,240
[sighs] It's now or
never really, innit?
440
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,760
Didn't know you were
coming over.
441
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,800
-Is that all right?
-Yeah, I guess so.
442
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,520
-Got you these. They're flowers.
-Thank you.
443
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:47,200
-The vase as well?
-Yeah. Sort of comes with 'em.
444
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,400
[sighs]
445
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,600
Look, Miche...
446
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,320
I just wanted to come over
and just...
447
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:59,160
I just wanted to
let you know that I'm...
448
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,560
-I'm ready for you
to take me back.
-Oh, right?
449
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,480
Yeah. Cos nothing really that
bad actually happened and...
450
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,960
It's been ages now and I've
said I'm sorry, so...
451
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,600
-No, you haven't.
-Well, I'm saying it now then.
Don't be all weird.
452
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,320
Look, point is that Beats
and Roche got their kid now,
453
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,160
and I can't stay there any more
and I just want us to get
back together.
454
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,080
But do you think anything
has actually changed?
455
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,960
No, but that's the point, like.
Nothing needs to change.
456
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,360
Like, we'll just go back
to how it was.
457
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,960
-That's not how it works.
-Do you want to explain how it
works to me. Can I come in?
458
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,240
-No, I don't think
it's a good idea.
-What? Have you got a man there?
459
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,720
What?! Of course not. The point
is that you don't give a shit.
460
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,040
You're only here cos
Beats kicked you out.
461
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,480
It's not Beats' house.
It's Roche's house and
they didn't chuck me out.
462
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,800
-They asked me to leave.
-You only care about yourself.
463
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,960
You're so lucky to have me
and you haven't got a clue.
464
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,800
-Yeah? Well, maybe you
ain't got a clue, mate.
-I deserve more than this.
465
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:55,160
Yeah, well, good luck trying
to find someone better than me!
466
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,640
Fuck's sake!
467
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,280
Miche! Oh, come on!
468
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,920
That's not what
I meant. That's not how
it's meant to happen. Miche!
469
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,680
Miche!
470
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,560
Please, Miche.
471
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,200
I'm sorry.
472
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,600
Fuck's sake.
473
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,000
Let's take the stairs.
474
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,760
If you're happy, yeah,
you should make sure
that nothing changes.
475
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,840
Just do the same thing every day
for the rest of your life.
476
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,280
Yeah, but change is good,
though, innit?
477
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,640
Like, sometimes it's good
to leave your comfort zone.
478
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,840
Like, I didn't think
I'd like Thai food.
It's actually quite bangin'.
479
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,000
All right, mate?
480
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,440
Yep.
481
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,720
[Miche] Am I philosophical?
Yeah.
482
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,280
And that's why I think that
memes and sayings can
really help out.
483
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,240
Dance like nobody's watching.
484
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,840
If you love someone,
let them go.
485
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,240
When you're at your weakest
you need to be at your
strongest.
486
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,560
What you doing?
487
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,720
It's a bag.
488
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,360
[Miche] What's that?
489
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,320
-A Valentine's card.
-It's beautiful. Thank you.
490
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,400
[sniffs] Mmm!
491
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,840
Chateau blanche.
492
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,160
-No, it's red.
-Is it?
493
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:55,560
[Steves] I believe that everyone
has a purpose on this Earth
494
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,440
and that we will
never know what that is.
495
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,360
Thanks, Nan.
496
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,520
What's that?
497
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,320
Do you want one?
Helps you relax.
498
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:09,840
[Steves] Cos you can spend
your whole life thinking
and you get to the end,
499
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,760
and your brain turns off
and that's it.
500
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,240
So you might as well just...
501
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:19,080
chill out, enjoy it
a little bit.
502
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,080
Yeah, go on then. Fuck it.
503
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,560
[Grindah] If you find
something you like, you
should just keep doing that,
504
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,960
regardless of what
anyone else says, yeah?
505
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,480
Like, that's living the dream.
506
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,160
Fuck everything else, yeah?
507
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,640
Life's too short. Innit?
508
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,200
Yeah.
509
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,800
Grindah.
510
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,160
Grindah.
511
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,400
Uh?
512
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,840
[laughs]
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