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Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

Attention all Hydra defense units.

Proceed to the south platform.

Lethal force is authorized.

I repeat, lethal force is authorized.

Captain America.

Super soldier.

One of the greatest leaders, combatants,
and tacticians who ever lived.

The only thing I hate more than Hydra
soldiers are Hydra robots.

He was once a normal man.

Did we get him?

Where is he?

Fire! A weakling who took the
experimental super soldier serum. That

unstoppable.

Coupled with his unbreakable shield.

Trained in dozens of fighting styles.

He is the pinnacle of human potential.

One of the toughest warriors of the
modern age.

An allied hero in World War II. He
battled the forces of Hydra with some

success. Until he fought his superior.

With the fate of the globe hanging in
the balance.

Their battle ended in a draw.

Say.

When their plane went down in the ice,
they were frozen.

Revived only recently.

Well.

His skills are extraordinary.

Difficult to copy, but not impossible.

So says the Taskmaster.

Don't worry, Red Skull. My photographic
reflexes can mimic anyone.

Even him.

Mimicking him and defeating him are two
very different things.

I believe a test is in order.

Well done, Taskmaster.

But Captain America is more than skill.

It is his focus, will, and mind that
make him who he is.

Sounds like somebody's got a little man
crushed there, Red.

The Captain and I are two sides of the
same coin. Do not underestimate

him. Or me.

You see my skill?

You know what I can do.

Emulating Captain America isn't enough
for my final goal.

I need the super soldier himself.

Leave it to me.

That's not all.

Another Avenger possesses something I
require.

Iron Man.

Stark? Tony Stark?

What do you want with that rich fame
ball?

I don't want the man.

I want his weapons.

I've been preparing for Iron Man as
well.

I know all his weaknesses.

I am not convinced you can take on two
Avengers alone.

So I've prepared reinforcements.

Hail Hydra! Hail Briscoe!

Hail Hydra! Hail Briscoe!

Soon you will see what sets me apart
from Captain America.

When I rule this world...

You sure about this, Cap?

I mean, I've got the world's most highly
advanced repulsor -powered armor, and

you've got, no offense, a glorified
trash can lid.

Look, I don't want to hurt you. Did you
say trash can lid?

Wait a second.

I didn't say go.

In combat, you can't always be the one
who says go.

That's your problem, Stark. You never
strategize. You just wing it.

It's called thinking on your mind.

Or in my case, boot jets. I adapt to the
unexpected by being unpredictable.

You, on the other hand, are super
predictable.

You used that same move on the wrecking
crew last week.

You got anything new?

I'm pretty sure you haven't seen this
one.

Pretty sure I have.

Well, then stop it.

Okay, you got me.

But if I had really cut loose, you'd be
toast by now.

Well, then don't hold back.

Your suit's a great weapon, Stark, but
trust me, it can be a crutch. A crutch?

This time I won't hold back.

And to make it interesting, how about a
little bet? When I win, you have to wear

my armor for a month.

And don't worry, I got one in your
colors.

Well, I don't need a stuffy sardine can,
but okay.

However, when I win, you go to boot camp
training with me.

And I hope you like push -ups, Tony. I
see a lot of them in your future.

I usually hire someone to do push -ups
for me, but you know what?

You're on.

All right, Jarvis.

Let's turn old red, white, and blue into
plain old black and blue.

If you say so.

You want to say go this time, Stark?

Very funny.

On your mark, get to go!

several quantum dot nanocircuits. Power
is down by 15%. No sweat.

Watch this.

See? This is what I'm talking about.

All armor.

No skill.

Don't need your skill.

Where my weapons can do this.

You need to use your most important
weapon. Your brain, moron.

bucko you're talking to the guy who can
divide quintic polynomials in his head

while trimming his nose hairs so keep
your left up

and guard those pretty nose hairs you
made your point so now i'm gonna make

Just another little tweak and...
Repulses are at 100%, sir.

How's the repair going on your fancy
suit?

It's just minor adjustments.

I'm ready any time. My armor can go all
day.

Now, the best shouldn't have to.

That was the whole point, huh?

You didn't want to spar.

You wanted to train me. You're my
friend, Tony. And I want to keep you

Having repulsor -powered armor is one
thing. Being an undisciplined wild man

battle will get you killed.

Believe me.

I've seen it before.

I get it.

And thanks, Steve.

But my ability to fly by the seat of my
pants is who I am.

There'd be no Iron Man without it.

Whoa, whoa.

Sir.

We're under attack.

Jarks. Little help here.

Intruders, sir. They have infiltrated
our defense grid.

Who are they?

Java system shutting down.

What are they after?

They're headed for my weapons vault.
Let's move.

Right behind you.

Try to keep up.

How'd you get ahead of me?

Quiet. Prep these weapons for transport
immediately.

Hydra. Okay, here's what we'll do.

Wait!

Hey! Do you have any idea how much I
hate it when people touch my stuff?

The nerve in these guys.

How's that for an entrance?

I had an idea.

We could have taken them all out in ten
seconds flat.

Did you not see them ransacking my toy
chest?

Behind you.

Got him.

These guys are no problem, Cap.

Unless they get a hold of a giant gun.

the transport case.

Oh, no.

Not in there.

Cap!

Thanks.

They're in the vault. We gotta stop.

There it is. The Stark repulsor cannon,
powered by its very own arc reactor.

Still a prototype, but incredibly
valuable.

Report. What is your status?

We've got the repulsor cannon.

Where are you, sir? You were supposed to
be helping against Iron Man and Captain

America. Leave me that.

Our Hydra troopers are facing two
Avengers.

We need your help.

I gave you the tools to aid in your
escape.

Now return to base.

I don't think I like him.

Wait. Was this part of the plan?

Those

Hydra fools

don't even realize they're simply a
diversion for a bigger prize.

How about that bet?

By my count, I took down one more than
you did.

By my count, we're even.

We've got a lot of cleaning up to do.

We'll get him to the brig after we've
accounted for all my weapons, including

the ones in the vault.

Oh, no.

No.

I should have known.

What is it?

Stark Propulsor Cannon, my latest
invention.

It's gone.

That cannon is just as powerful as my
hand repulsors. Which means?

Hydra's in possession of one of my
deadliest weapons.

I'm going after him.

Let's not be hasty, Tony. We need a
plan.

Don't have time for a plan.

And I don't have flying boots to chase
after you with.

Wake up.

I want answers. Where are you taking
that repulsor cannon?

Where? Forget it, hero.

I'll never talk. Hail Hydra.

Hail the Red... What?

What's going on?

Where am I?

Who am I?

Good grief.

What is this place?

I'm freaking out, man.

Iron Man, come in.

Iron Man!

Com's jammed. Great.

Let's hope there's a way off this time.

I don't think Stark will mind if I
borrow one of his expensive jets.

That one doesn't belong to Stark.

You've got some of Hawkeye's skill, but
you're not him.

Hawkeye doesn't miss.

If I wanted to hit you, I would have.

I've studied all of the Avengers'
skills.

Especially yours, Captain.

Taskmaster. I've read your file. I know
all about your talents.

Let's see you imitate this!

Okay, you're a little better than I
expected.

Give it up, Captain.

I possess the techniques of the greatest
fighters in the world.

Like I am fish!

Got you off guard, Taskmaster?

Not great, now I sound like Stark.

Hold still, Avenger.

So predictable.

Yeah.

Okay, nice.

Kenpo, Taekwondo, and Jujutsu.

My turn.

How do you like my judo?

It's him. It's Iron Man. Do something.

Take the controls.

Eat this.

Now this is the part where I escort you
to the ground.

My weapon.

And I'm coming to take it.

Note to self.

Next time I create a weapon that can
penetrate my force field, upgrade my

field.

Even through my armor. This hurts.

Big plans for you, hero.

But to me, you're just a paycheck.

Well, it's not going to be easy money.

Not bad.

Wait a sec, the weight's off.

What are you...

Not only do I know your fighting style,
I know exactly when you're going to

throw your shield.

And that you always catch it.

Come on.

Don't move out on me now.

At least today can't get any worse.

Cap, you there?

Hydra got away with... Cap!

He's offline.

Jarvis, are you back on or what? Back
online, sir.

Give me a trace on Cap ASAP.

No GPS location, sir. All of Captain
Rogers' comm devices are offline, and

bio signs are not present on the ship.

Well, then where is he? Did you check
the hangar? None of your aircraft are

missing. So if Cap didn't leave, that
means he was taken. The question is,

where?

Easy, troops.

Don't want to harm our prize.

He's worth a lot to me.

Take him to the neurotransducer room for
processing.

Keep a guard on him at all times. Yes,
sir. Make that five guards.

Oh, today is turning out to be an
excellent day indeed.

Now for my own prize.

Iron Man's stealth suit.

I've studied all of Hydra's manuals on
the Iron Man armor.

With this suit and my skills, I won't
have to work for jerks like the Skull

anymore. Yeah, once I get rid of old Red
and Krusty, I'll take over Hydra and

rule this weak world.

Bobby trapped?

I should have known.

Perimeter breach.

Incoming vessel.

Speak of the devil.

Taskmaster, where is he?

That's right, Red Skull.

I did what you dreamed of all these
years.

I give you Captain America.

Impressive, Taskmaster.

You've executed your mission and brought
me all I need to create a new army.

New army?

What, you two skullheads can't take over
the world alone?

Our soldiers will be superior to any
this world has known.

And you are vital to their creation.

I finally synthesized and even improved
upon the super soldier serum that

created you.

Your blood is the last ingredient I
needed.

I could have got his blood, plenty of
it. Bringing him here was a mistake.

You just got lucky, Taskmaster. Luck had
nothing to do with it.

is unmatched. True.

That is why we have utilized your unique
ability in the functioning of our new

device. What?

You made a machine that can copy
people's skills like I do? The

will replicate not only the captain's
skills, but his tactics and combat

strategies, and then be programmed into
my new army.

Save your strength.

The restraints are solid adamantium.

Even the Hulk could not break them.

I'd take that bet any day.

Captain, in the name of Hydra, I thank
you for your contribution.

here somewhere.

Come on, come on.

Where's that security footage?

Yes!

Taskmaster. What was that creep doing
here?

Damage report, sir. Minimal damage to
the hull. Loss of power 22%. Inventory

report. The prototype repulsor cannon is
missing. And, oh dear.

Oh dear what?

Your Iron Man Mark VI stealth armor
seems to be missing as well.

Seems to be? What else can go wrong?

I've tried to find something, sir.

Not in the mood, Jarness.

My apologies, sir.

Hmm. Capture went down easy.

Let's take a closer look.

You've got to be kidding me. He was
faking it the whole time? Of all the

reckless plans.

Perhaps Captain Rogers has adopted
your... quote, fly by the seat of your

methods, sir.

Well, Cap obviously has given me the
heads up to come after him, and that's

I'm going to do.

The captain's homing beacon was
destroyed.

How will you find him?

Actually, I was going to ask for your
help on that one, Jarvis.

Did Taskmaster leave anything behind?

Scanning now, sir.

I've located something.

A small amount of mud left in the hangar
that is not from you or Captain Rogers.

Run a full spectrum analysis.

Test complete.

The composition is made up of minerals
and rare clay found in the Baltic

Highlands.

Well, that narrows it down a little.

Cross -reference with S .H .I .E .L
.D.'s list of Taskmaster's suspected

hideouts. Right away, sir.

I have one suspected location.

An abandoned military bunker in southern
Estonia. That's it. Hold the fort,

Jarvis. Very good, sir.

Impressive. A lesser man would have been
obliterated.

Great leader, we did it. We have
successfully recorded Captain America's

fighting skills. They are incredibly
clean and organized.

This man is truly a remarkable specimen.

The captain's skills are ready for your
use.

Excellent. Your service will be greatly
rewarded.

If you could have just paid to copy my
skills, I'm a better fighter than that

patriot any day.

Doubtful. You were a mercenary, sorely
lacking what Captain America

possesses.

Courage, resolve, and dedication to an
ideal.

Quality's perfect for my new army.

So what happens to him now?

Now I employ the second function of this
device.

Not only can it copy brain waves, it can
write them like data onto a hard drive.

Initiating Hydra indoctrination
sequence.

Your world is about to change, soldier.

Soon you will know nothing but absolute
obedience to Hydra. And you will answer

only to me.

I wish you had lived, Scully, so you
could kiss my star speckles.

No! No!

No!

have been prepared for the serum.

And here I've wanted to watch Captain
America's will bend like a weed beneath

boot.

No matter.

Taskmaster, stay here and make sure the
Captain's conversion is complete.

Do not turn your back on him for a
second.

Whatever you wish.

And his shield.

Very well.

I would curb that sharp tongue of yours,
Taskmaster, lest it cuts your throat.

Atmospheric re -entry complete.

I recommend initiating deceleration.

Sir, you can slow down any time.

Shouldn't have flown off without Cap.
Captain Rogers clearly allowed himself

be captured.

It was reckless. That's not how Cap does
things.

He got himself in trouble. I know it.
Sir, we are approaching the target

coordinates at an unsafe speed.

Knock, knock.

Intruder alert.

Hello.

I'm looking for a friend of mine. Tall,
broad -shouldered, dressed like a flag.

Don't throw me out!

You know, you try and be a nice guy.

I'll tell you what, you fellas take your
ten -minute coffee break.

How about find my friend?

I don't get Taskmaster.

I mean, he's an accomplished bad guy. He
could build a lair anywhere.

Why some dingy Cold War bugger?

Location is everything.

I scan lifeforms five meters ahead.

I don't think that's Cap.

Ready? Ready. Open fire.

Well, you gotta admire their
persistence.

Activate the sonic disrupter. Charge him
now, sir.

Sheesh. Can we just get to the boss
fight already?

Figures Cap would end up in the gym.

I don't think I want to work out on this
thing, though.

We gotta find him, Jarvis.

Cap? You in here?

Nice pool.

Or should I say, hot tub.

This is an extremely concentrated form
of hydrochloric acid.

Lethal. I wasn't planning on taking a
dip.

Short!

Hey Cap, safe team here.

Death to all who oppose Hydra. Oh,
great.

Oh no, Cap!

What have they done to you? They showed
me the truth.

The strength that will be our new world
order.

Geometric scans indicate the captain's
brainwaves have been radically altered

those of a completely different person.
Different person?

Who? Greetings, Stark.

Oh, him.

Terrific. Allow me to introduce you to
my latest agent.

Sure. He's wearing less festive colors,
but I think we've met.

No. This Captain America shares my
vision of the future.

Yeah, speaking of vision, this is
strictly pay -per -view.

So get lost.

For Hydra.

For the Red Skull.

Cap, I thought we decided you were going
to be like me.

This ain't me.

Everything always has to be about you,
Stark.

You're selfish and conceited.

Okay, that's it.

I don't know what the Skull did to you,
buddy.

You gotta snap out of it.

Now stop shooting. Don't make me hurt
you.

Don't make me laugh.

Okay. This is your last chance.

I warned you.

Now it gets real.

Sir, the armor's been compromised.

We've lost power to the thrusters.

Really, Jarvis? I hadn't noticed.

Remind me to remove stating the obvious
from your programming.

Now how do we get this stupid thing off?

I can't reach it.

Stock armor security codes accessed.

Bingo.

Now you will learn why Hydra shall reign
supreme.

Gotcha.

Nice one, Stark.

But you're too late.

How's he doing, Jarvis? His brain waves
are normalizing. My scans indicate

Captain Rogers is stuck in a REM -like
dream state. Time to wake up, buddy.

Sorry about that, Cap.

You okay?

I just had the worst nightmare a soldier
could have.

Where am I?

Well, you're back where you belong.

Hydra hijacked your brain.

Hydra?

You really had me worried there.

Here, let me give you a hand.

Stark encryption decoded.

Verified. Verification complete.

I have you now, Iron Man.

I thought I fixed you.

You did.

Don't you know a spontaneous plan when
you see one? I guess this means I have

lose? Just make it look good.

You are no match for Hydra, fool.

Says you, traitor.

So, system reboot has begun.

Great news.

Finish your own friend.

By the Red Skull's command, take me to
our great leader.

Yeah, well, he's not going to be the
boss forever.

What do you think about the skull bowing
down to us?

Or Red and Gruesome would keep you a
slave.

I'll make you a partner.

Join me and we'll turn Hydra into a twin
-headed dragon and rule it all.

To a new Hydra?

To a new Hydra.

So when do we take out the skull?

We leave for Antarctica soon.

Antarctica, eh?

That's all I needed to hear.

So you broke Skull's programming.

He brainwashed the wrong guy.

You're the one who wants to be him.

Red Skull is nothing to me.

See him do this.

You gonna hold your breath forever?

I didn't want to interrupt your terrific
acting.

How about you make it easy on yourself
and give up?

I've studied you both.

I know how you fight.

Yeah, but I'm guessing you don't know
how we fight together.

You know, I don't think he does.

This is gonna be fun.

Really?

You let yourself get captured and turned
into a psycho?

Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Isn't that what you always say? Oh, I

it. You used my spontaneous style to
sneak in and get brainwashed so you

find out where the Red Skull is.

Stay. So, I win the bet?

No. It was all part of the plan, so I
won the bet.

Let's just say we're even. By the way,
what's Hydra up to?

You don't want to know.

You sure we shouldn't bring him along?

Just in case?

He's too dangerous. We'll have S .H .I
.E .L .D. come and get him.

Just in case.

Don't go anywhere now, copycat.

So, you're not gonna change?

This outfit tricked Taskmaster.

Might work on the skull, too.

Stop stealing my crazy idea shtick.

Sir, I've got something.

The missing Mach 6's beacon is nearby,
but weak.

As if it was shielded.

What are you doing?

Scanning for the suit of armor the
Taskmaster stole from me.

Wow, he really played you. Were you
planning on telling me? What?

I mean, I meant to let him steal it. You
know, so we could trace him. Right.

All right, fine. Let's just go bust some
skulls.

Iron Man armor access granted.

I think a name changes in order.

I kind of like the Iron Master.

Catchy.

So, not a word about my flying?

Your flying is the least of my worries.

What, you don't like my plan?

Just a little to me.

Come on, it's well thought out, and it's
the last thing Red Skull would expect.

I figured the wild man in you would love
it.

This is the quietest you've ever been.

What are you up to back there?

I'm not saying.

Just in case Skull still has some
control over your brain.

I really think I'd turn on you.

Probably not, but I like surprises, so
I'm working on a backup plan just in

yours doesn't work. Wow.

Strategy from Iron Man?

What can I say? You're rubbing off on
me. Maybe I'll learn a merit badge.

Got an incoming transmission.

Better get out of sight.

Right.

Approaching vessel.

Identify.

This is Taskmaster's ship, Vessel 6769.

Captain Hydra requesting permission to
land.

Six -seven, six -nine, maintain your
course.

Captain, what have you to say?

Hail Hydra.

Ah, good.

Where is the Taskmaster?

He tried to convince me to betray you,
sir.

He failed.

His turning on me was inevitable, but I
did not expect it so soon.

I took the liberty of destroying the
traitor.

You will make a worthy replacement.

Perhaps... even my second in command.

Nice.

Hydra has a great benefit package, man.
Medical, dental, free mind control. And

you're already wearing one of their
snazzy matching outfits.

Hey, how about you work on that backup
plan?

They're prepping for a large -scale
attack.

Well, then it's a good thing we showed
up for the party.

I can pretend to be a bad guy. What are
you going to do? I've got something up

my sleeve.

I pretty much invented stealth tech,
so... That's surprising, considering how

much you like to be seen.

Captain America cracking jokes.

I like it.

Now you just have to work on being
funny.

Sir? We're to escort you to the great
leader. Carry on.

Hey, we've got an intruder!

Actually, you've got two.

I knew you couldn't stay out of sight
long.

No, no, it's just you being a Hydra
goon, it's...

Creeping me out. Yeah.

I'm gonna need a long shower when we're
done with this mission.

Of course there's a giant Hydra rocket
down here. Why can't these guys just rob

jewelry stores?

That doesn't look any better.

What is it, anyway?

It's Red Skull's new army.

Complements of my blood.

As the world needs more Captain America
mutations, freaks and weirdos,

seriously, Hydra.

You notice how I didn't just run out
there this time?

Yes, and I was surprised.

You were supposed to say impressed.

So what are they doing down here?

I don't know.

That looks familiar.

Isn't that one of yours?

They're mass -producing my repulsor
cannon.

I'm going to sue them right after I beat
them in the next Sunday.

That's not the only thing they've ripped
off.

Is that a copy of your shield?

It's huge.

All right.

What's our big strategy?

We destroy everything.

Now you're talking.

This design is ingenious. These weapons
will make Hydra unstoppable.

You know, the wattage settings on these
arc capacitors are all wrong.

Sound the alarm!

No, don't.

Stark, what the heck are you doing?

What? I'm blowing stuff up.

Sorry, slowpoke.

I'm liking this whole strategy thing.

Time for phase two.

Let's take a peek at what's behind that.

There's no future in it.

Or in you, Skull.

You will beg me to spare you when I
control the world.

Is that so, Red Skull?

Well, look who put some iron in their
diet.

Gotta admit, the new paint job is cool.

Excellent task, Master.

Now that you've acquired Stark's
ultimate weapon, you will put it to my

I doubt taking orders from you, Skull.

The Iron Master is taking control of
Hydra.

Fool. You work for me.

I love it when the bad guys bicker.

Makes our job easier.

Consider this a hostile takeover.

What? Can't be.

I'm unable to attack you.

Why? Because you are my slave.

Now bow!

You thought taking Iron Man's stealth
armor was your idea?

No. I programmed you to steal it. The
memory was erased.

But you also spent time in my
neurotransducer and were conditioned to

do. Your recent ambition to take over
Hydra, it came from me.

You are no more than a hired gun, and
you will obey my every command.

Hey, Skull!

You're kind of a control freak, you know
that?

For your first directive.

Destroy Iron Man and Captain America.

No more playing army, Skull. You have
yet to see my army.

Or should I say, our army.

So do we do this your way or my way? Not
sure it's going to matter.

Crush them!

Only chance is to keep moving.

Clear a path. I'll cover you.

Idiots.

with my super soldier serum and
programmed with the captain's superior

skills. All of his years of training are
going to pay off for Hydra.

Come on, Tony. I think it's time to go.

Okay.

My turn, Cap.

I'll clear us a path out of here.

by my unquestioningly loyal field
commander, the Iron Master.

How you coming with that plan?

Plan? Oh, it's incoming now. And it's
more like a bomb.

Somebody call for backup.

Late to the party, big guy.

No, you're just in time.

the final phase by your command.

I'm going after Red Skull.

I got a score to settle, too.

What am I supposed to do?

You're doing it.

Hoping you'd say that.

Such thing is an original idea, Star.

Now let's go with the classic.

Jarvis, initiate the remote.

Shut down his armor.

Taskmaster has installed a Hydra
encryption device to prevent such

It will take minutes to overwrite.

The battle has begun.

Hydra Cap reporting for duty.

You can't win, Skull.

Oh, I've learned how to beat you,
Captain.

I've learned something else from you.

Always have a final plan.

The rocket is filled with the super
soldier serum I used on my troops.

Complete with your blood sample.

Millions will soon be transformed into
ultra -powered soldiers under my

The planet will be reshaped into the
image of Hydra.

me what you got.

Over here.

I know all your tricks, Stark.

You're looking at the new Iron Man.

Jarvis, get me into that suit.

Your decryption hacks are working, but
very slowly, sir. Keep trying.

In the meantime, maybe I can hack past
this.

That won't stop me.

Wasn't meant to.

I freed you from the Skull's
programming.

You don't have to serve him anymore.

Appreciate it, Stark.

Hey, you owe me.

I'll show you what I owe you.

Jarvis, it's now or never.

Sir, I was able to access and deactivate
his armor's energy shields.

Thank you so much for the iron copycat.

Jarvis, pinpoint cap form.

It was bound to happen.

Without your precious shield, you're
finished.

I guess you're right.

You've lost your mind.

My rocket will spread Hydra's destiny
all over your beloved homeland.

If your rocket makes it that far.

I guess I didn't miss after all.

Once in a while, you've got to do what
you said, not play by the rules.

Five, four, three, two, one.

According to my plan.

After you.

can reach him.

Big Green, do you copy?

Pulxcom is unresponsive, sir.

Also, the arc reactor suffered critical
damage in the escape and will be

shutting down now.

Are you kidding me?

Stark?

What's happening?

Experiencing some technical difficulty.

So this isn't part of the ride?

Apparently it is today.

You gonna do something about this?

Jarvis!

from the emergency reserve.

As I informed you earlier, sir, the
reserve was damaged in your battle with

Captain America.

Don't tell me that! Options!

I need options!

Dreadfully sorry, sir. There are none.
So are you fixing this?

As luck would have it!

Not this time!

Stark, this is gonna hurt!

Yeah, well, you're the one who's always
supposed to be prepared.

Pull a parachute out of your shield or
something.

Stark!

No much for Hydra's big scheme.

See? Not all plans work out, Cap.

Mine did.

Perimeter secure, sir.

Your need to control Captain America
doomed us.

It was your treachery that doomed us.

And for that, you will be eliminated.

Oh, Stark.

You're a piece of...

What's going on out, Cap?

For better or worse, I do like the
colors.

And the boot jets of course.

Ready? Avengers attack!

I'm going in.

Roger that, Cap. I'm on your way.

You're so dick green and ugly!

Wow, you really can't hit me! Come on,
Stark!

Iron Patriot incoming.

What's this about, anyway?

I bet Cap, if he fought a little more
like me, spontaneous and unpredictable,

he'd do better.

And I bet Tony, if he was a little more
tactical and strategic in mind, like me,

he'd do better.

Yes!

Oh, no.

Cap, those are heat seekers, and they've
locked onto me.

Sorry, Tony, I was just winging it.

Got this just need some room to maneuver
you're running out of room to maneuver

then it's time for some strategy

We both won.

You're both good at what you do. Why
don't you just stick to that?

Yeah, you know, he's right.

You're pretty good at all that plotty,
planty stuff.

And you're fairly decent at shooting
from the head.

We never talked about what I'm good at.

Smashing.

Now, let's go eat.

I could go for some raw menu macrobiotic
organic toast.

I have no idea what you just said.

I'm a meat and potato kind of guy.

Hulk saved and Hulk wants pie.

Okay, I could go for pie.

Pie it is.