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[doorbell rings]
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-[gasps, screams]
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Les: Lindy?
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I'm opening up the dollhouse.
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Lindy: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What the fuck, Les?
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-It was an accident.
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-Restore me!
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Now, please!
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-It's just gonna take a day,
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uh, or two.
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-[grunts]
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-I feel very small.
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No, no, no!
-You'll be safe
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in the dollhouse.
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But I have to go to the lab
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so I can fix you.
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-Is everything
all right at home?
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-I have to make things
big again.
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-Contract is for 30 days.
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-That's insane!
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-Shut it down.
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I run this lab.
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-I cannot spiral.
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What? I gotta get out of here!
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[grunts]
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[screams]
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[telephone ringing]
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[siren wailing in distance]
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[ringing continues]
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-What?
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Les: Did you fall asleep?
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-No.
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Les: Are you face down
on the desk?
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-I'm thinking.
Les: Uh-huh.
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It's been over an hour.
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-No. Has it?
Les: Uh-hmm.
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I haven't heard any typing.
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Typing "fuck" over and over
doesn't count.
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-[sighs]
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Les:
You told me to lock you in.
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-I know.
-So do you want out?
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Lindy: Yeah, of course,
I want out.
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But I have to write.
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[sighs]
Keep me locked until dinner.
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-Okay.
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Do you want me to let you out?
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-No, that was a test.
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-Write!
-I can't.
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-Okay. Here.
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Inspiration.
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-[Lindy chuckles]
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-[Les laughs]
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That's the spirit.
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Love you.
-[sighs]
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Fuck you too.
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[soft music playing]
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-[sighs]
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[keyboard clacking continues]
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[soft music continues]
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-[chuckles]
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-Does it suck?
Les: No.
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No, it's great.
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-And Diane? Um, the mother?
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-It's gold.
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Trust me.
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-[sighs]
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-[chuckling]
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[phone ringing]
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[ringing continues]
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-[gasps]
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There's a phone.
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Hello? Les, hello?
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Les: Yeah, it's me.
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Look outside.
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Lindy: Okay.
Well, the door is still locked.
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-I know. After I found you
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dangling from the garden hose,
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I think that we both agree,
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it's safer inside, right?
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-Am I?
-Yes.
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I did a thorough inspection,
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um, no bugs of any kind.
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-What about Roomba?
Les: Shut down.
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-Magoo?
-Uh, boarded.
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-Are you going to work?
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-Yeah, I have to.
Lindy: Please don't.
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I'll--I'll hide in your pocket.
I won't make a sound.
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-The lab
is a very dangerous place.
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There's a lot
of uncontrolled variables.
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-What am I supposed to do,
sit around and wait?
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I'll go crazy.
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-Well, you could explore
the dollhouse.
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-Explore the--
it's just our house
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with bad drapes
and broken chairs.
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-I know everything
isn't perfect, but look closer.
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There's more.
-There is?
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-Yeah. What about
the 162-bottle dual-zone,
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fully stocked wine fridge?
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And I bet
you just walked right by
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the total-body massage chair
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that a former investor gifted
Martin that I miniaturized.
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-Martin didn't want it?
Les: No, no.
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He's allergic to touch.
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-[sighs]
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-But the dollhouse started
as kinda just
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a miniature research
and I got carried away.
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-I don't know.
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Les, my heart is--
it's racing, you know?
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Am I--am I okay?
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Does it have to do with my size?
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Do I need to be worried?
-No.
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Just a little
panic attack, maybe.
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But it'll pass. Just breathe.
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-[inhales then exhales]
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Les: There you go.
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Lindy: Okay.
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But, Les,
are you really so close?
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-Yes.
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-But really though?
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-Really.
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Trust me.
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[soft dramatic music playing]
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-Bye.
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[sighs]
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-[exhales]
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[dial tone beeping]
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[Les closes door]
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-I'm in a dollhouse.
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I'm safe.
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I'm just--I'm just anxious.
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Need a cappuccino.
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Yeah.
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I have food.
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[gasps]
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Oh, my God.
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[groaning]
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[voice quavering]
I am safe.
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I can relax.
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I can, yeah...?
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-Hey, have you ever thought
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about miniaturizing
a human being?
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-Jesus Jolly Christ!
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Like, are you--are you nuts?
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Vivienne has got this place
on lockdown
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and you want to shrinky-dink
Johnny Q. Public?
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-It was just a question.
I wasn't going...
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-Okay, great.
Well, here's a question.
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We have 28 days
before we lose our shirt.
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-Yeah.
-So can you stick to corn?
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Yeah?
Head in the other direction.
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Make corn big.
-It was just a passing thought.
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-Great. Well, we will pass.
-Okay.
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-All right. Les, you know,
hey, I don't wanna quash
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creativity, you know, look.
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But there'd likely be
hundreds of animal trials,
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maybe thousands.
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And realistically...
-Yes, of course!
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Animal trials.
-Yeah.
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-Yeah. What was I thinking?
-Well, you had me scared there
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for a minute.
-Martin, I would never
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miniaturize a human being
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without, say,
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using, I don't know, a cat
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or some other animal
as a test case first.
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That would be insane.
-Yeah. Negligent, even.
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-You're my rock.
Where would I be without you?
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-High school physics teacher.
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-[laughs]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Les: You're in my office.
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-It was unlocked.
-Well, it shouldn't be.
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Vivienne: I unlocked it.
-Why?
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-I wanted to make sure
you got this.
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Your protocols
and procedures in print,
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so there's no misunderstanding.
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You'll find an electronic copy
in your inbox.
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And this.
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So I can keep track
of your every movement.
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No more secrets, Dr. Littlejohn.
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-I don't have secrets.
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-Everyone has secrets.
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[cat meows]
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-Is that a cat?
-No.
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My chair, it squeaks.
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[jazz music playing]
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Hold on. It'll squeak.
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-I do not have time for this.
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Neither do you.
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-Hey.
-[cat meows]
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-You ready to go
on a fantastic voyage,
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Mr. Magoo?
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Help me and help Lindy? Yeah.
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[cat meows]
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-[gasps]
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Wait.
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I donated
all of this to Goodwill.
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Didn't I, Space Colon?
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[beeps]
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Les shrunk everything.
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[scoffs]
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[gasps] This was my night.
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[beeps]
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But what if it doesn't fit?
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But what if it does?
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[slow music playing]
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-[indistinct chatter]
-[camera shutters clicking]
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-Do I look good?
man: Yes, and look down, please.
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[indistinct chatter]
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photographer:
Beautiful. Okay.
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Can we get one
of just Ms. McMichael?
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Les: Littlejohn.
Lindy: Yes.
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Um, can you hold this for me?
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-Here. Hold mine too, will you?
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Oh, it goes
with your pocket square.
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And your next big idea,
tomato red.
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man: Look down.
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-He is not a coatrack...
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-He's fine.
-...you know.
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-And fuck him for moving you
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to the ass crack of the country.
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-Can you believe it?
[both giggle]
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These are the moments
when every fiber of my being
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urges me to retreat,
-[guests laugh]
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-to remain unseen, unexamined,
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comfortably small.
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But this incredible prize...
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is a beacon of courage,
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reminding me
that when you take that risk
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and when you make that leap,
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and when you refuse to be small,
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that is when
great things happen.
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I need to thank my agent
and my publisher,
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and most importantly,
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my book editor, Terry.
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Girl, we did it.
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-[guests laugh]
-[laughs] Thank you so, so much
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from the bottom of my heart.
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I could not have done it
without you.
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And with that, I am speechless.
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Thank you. Love you.
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[applause]
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[inaudible]
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-Oh, my goodness.
One more, one more.
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Sorry, I saved the best for last
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because I'd never forget.
My husband, Les.
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Les Littlejohn, you did it.
No, seriously,
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he chained me to my computer
and locked me in my office
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so that I would
finally finish this book.
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There is no book without you,
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so love you, thank you.
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[applause]
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[sighs]
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[slow music playing]
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[suspenseful music plays]
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-[gasps] Terry.
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Oh, God! Oh!
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[cloth ripping]
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Fuck! [sighs]
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What? This is--
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this is--
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Ugh.
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Uh, 917.
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Um, 917...
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5--
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[grunts] Who remembers
anyone's number anymore?
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[dial tone beeps]
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[beeps]
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Star 69.
270
00:12:33,111 --> 00:12:35,246
Is that still a thing, maybe?
Star 69? Okay.
271
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,749
Star 69.
272
00:12:37,782 --> 00:12:39,801
[phone vibrates]
273
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:44,297
-Lindy?
Lindy, is this an emergency?
274
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,591
-My life is an emergency.
-What happened? What happened?
275
00:12:46,624 --> 00:12:48,509
Lindy: Okay. Listen. I didn't
wanna tell you, okay?
276
00:12:48,543 --> 00:12:50,261
But I did something bad.
Well, I didn't do it.
277
00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:51,596
I mean, it wasn't my fault.
278
00:12:51,629 --> 00:12:53,097
But I just need--
I need Terry's number.
279
00:12:53,131 --> 00:12:54,932
-Terry?
Lindy: It's a long story
280
00:12:54,966 --> 00:12:56,601
and I'm not gonna say
anything about, you know.
281
00:12:56,634 --> 00:12:58,478
I just--but I need
to speak to her.
282
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,104
-Okay. Well, just take a breath
283
00:13:00,138 --> 00:13:02,440
and I won't say relax
or calm down.
284
00:13:02,473 --> 00:13:04,025
-Please don't.
Les: But just know
285
00:13:04,058 --> 00:13:05,485
that I am taking care
of everything,
286
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,320
and it will only be
a couple more days,
287
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,489
and then call Terry, okay?
288
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,698
-No, Les--
Les: But until that time,
289
00:13:10,732 --> 00:13:12,784
just, you know, enjoy the house
290
00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:15,119
and eat and drink,
and try on another dress.
291
00:13:15,153 --> 00:13:16,537
[chuckles]
292
00:13:16,571 --> 00:13:18,122
And I'll be home
before you know it.
293
00:13:18,156 --> 00:13:19,791
-[mouthing]
"Another dress"?
294
00:13:19,824 --> 00:13:22,669
-Lindy, are you still there?
-Yeah, I'm still here.
295
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,013
-Okay. Well, enjoy
the staycation. [chuckles]
296
00:13:26,831 --> 00:13:28,675
-[whispering inaudibly]
We're being watched.
297
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,051
-[beeps]
298
00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:32,470
-Okay. You know what?
You're right. I will.
299
00:13:32,503 --> 00:13:34,188
All right. Bye, Les.
300
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,944
We need to retrace our steps.
301
00:13:48,102 --> 00:13:49,529
-[knocking on glass]
-Yes?
302
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,864
-Um, sorry, sorry to impose,
303
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,701
but, um, uh, Carl's
having trouble accessing
304
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,452
the, uh, chemical freezer.
305
00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:58,254
-Who are you again?
-I'm Janet.
306
00:13:59,113 --> 00:14:00,540
In Richard's department.
307
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,958
-Yes, Richard. Where is Richard?
308
00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:03,876
-He's, um, having
a polyp removed.
309
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:06,045
He'll be back shortly.
-So what do you need, Janice?
310
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,089
-Janet. Uh, um, sorry.
311
00:14:08,122 --> 00:14:10,800
Uh, Carl, Carl,
the, um, chemical freezers,
312
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,218
the new protocol.
313
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,978
-Oh, the fucking protocol.
314
00:14:16,339 --> 00:14:18,891
-It's, um...
-What is that?
315
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:21,227
-Oh, um, I think
that was installed overnight.
316
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,730
-What for?
-For, um, motivation?
317
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,982
-What?
-For the 30-day deadline,
318
00:14:26,015 --> 00:14:28,326
uh, as per the contract.
-Yes, I got it!
319
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,621
Carl,
320
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,740
I'll talk to Vivienne about
321
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,491
upping your security clearance,
okay?
322
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:36,793
-[beeping]
323
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:40,463
-What?
324
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,999
Something wrong with the reader.
325
00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:45,418
-Um, it says employee.
326
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,469
-What does yours say?
327
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,388
-Employee?
328
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,508
-My badge
is the same as Janice's?
329
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:53,643
Fuck.
330
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,858
-Dozens.
331
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,822
Hundreds.
332
00:15:06,622 --> 00:15:10,443
[gasps] Eight packs
of economy-sized toilet paper?
333
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:11,819
Eight times twenty-four?
334
00:15:11,853 --> 00:15:13,279
-[beeps]
335
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:16,082
-Couple of days,
my ass, Space Colon.
336
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,835
[mockingly] "Trust me."
337
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,841
Is it wrong I don't wanna go?
338
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,844
-No, it's not wrong, but...
339
00:15:29,036 --> 00:15:32,465
-New York, St. Louis, New York.
340
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,675
-I think you're gonna love it.
341
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:36,302
I mean, the house is huge.
342
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,887
We're gonna have so much space
343
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,348
and your office
is bigger than this apartment.
344
00:15:40,381 --> 00:15:42,308
And we have a pool.
345
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,018
-I love pools.
346
00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:45,403
-And I love you.
347
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,782
-And I love you.
348
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:55,037
Why else would I leave
New York for St. Louis?
349
00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:58,491
-Lindy, I get it. I do get it.
350
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,878
You just got to the top
and we're leaving New York.
351
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,914
-But I'll be missed...
-Uh-hmm.
352
00:16:04,947 --> 00:16:06,833
-...right? And then--
and then, I'll be back.
353
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,718
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
354
00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:13,339
How long again, do we think?
355
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:16,058
-Two years, maybe three, tops.
356
00:16:18,252 --> 00:16:20,313
-Two, three. That's perfect.
-Yeah.
357
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,850
-My next book will be written,
Terry will be thrilled.
358
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,110
-It's gonna be great. Trust me.
359
00:16:28,971 --> 00:16:30,072
-I do.
360
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:35,862
I don't.
361
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,864
-[beeps]
362
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,199
-I bet he could make me big
right now, but he won't.
363
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,034
I'm his fucking lab rat.
364
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,629
I'm his six-inch-tall
Nobel Prize!
365
00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:47,748
-[doorbell rings]
-Ah!
366
00:16:47,782 --> 00:16:49,467
Someone's here.
367
00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:57,466
Richard:
Hello? Lindy? It's me, Richard.
368
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,887
-Richie! Richie!
369
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,930
[muffled]
Richard!
370
00:17:02,964 --> 00:17:05,391
-Hello?
-[doorbell rings]
371
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,226
Lindy: Richard!
372
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,444
Richie!
373
00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:11,030
-The office.
374
00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:14,992
-[sighs] Come back.
375
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,119
-Lindy!
376
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:21,574
I'm gonna go around the back.
377
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,627
[whimsical music playing]
378
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,646
-[grunting]
379
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,316
Lindy, wherefore art thou?
380
00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:52,188
Lindy? Lindy? Oh. Oh!
381
00:17:52,221 --> 00:17:53,773
[grunts]
382
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,324
[groans]
-[dog barking in distance]
383
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:58,986
Richard: [softly] Ow.
384
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,613
-Hey.
-Huh? Huh?
385
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:01,989
Lulu: Who are you?
-No.
386
00:18:02,023 --> 00:18:03,616
-What--what the fuck
are you doing?
387
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,117
-Huh? No.
-What the fuck are you doing?
388
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,619
-No, no, no.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
389
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:09,288
Oh, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Yeah, ha ha!
390
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,123
You must be Lulu.
391
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:14,043
-Why do you know my name?
-Because I work with your dad
392
00:18:14,076 --> 00:18:15,127
at the lab.
393
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,212
My name's Richard.
394
00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:17,672
-Okay, Richard from the lab.
395
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,173
Are you stalking us?
396
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:20,800
-Stalking? No, no.
No, no, no. No, no.
397
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,510
Shh. No, no, I'm not stalking.
398
00:18:22,543 --> 00:18:24,845
I was--I was
in the neighborhood,
399
00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:26,681
and I just thought
I'd come by and wish
400
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,016
the family merry Christmas
and, you know?
401
00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:30,810
-And peep into the windows?
402
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,687
My dad's not even home,
403
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,855
which you should know,
working in his lab and all?
404
00:18:34,889 --> 00:18:36,198
-Uh--oh.
405
00:18:39,894 --> 00:18:41,153
See?
-Okay.
406
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:43,990
-I am an employee
and a physicist.
407
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,574
-Hmm. And a creep.
408
00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:47,201
-Okay. Okay.
409
00:18:47,234 --> 00:18:50,204
I am seeing this
from your vantage point
410
00:18:50,237 --> 00:18:53,165
and I--and I understand
the intimations therein.
411
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:57,837
So I will not bend your ear
any longer. [chuckles]
412
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,548
Okay. So, uh, maybe
you can just, uh, take these
413
00:19:00,581 --> 00:19:02,508
to brighten up the home
and, uh, you know,
414
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,219
wish your mother
merry Christmas for me.
415
00:19:05,252 --> 00:19:07,221
Is she home, writing? I've--
-My mom doesn't write.
416
00:19:07,254 --> 00:19:09,515
-She doesn't write.
Okay. That's not--
417
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,684
-You can go now,
Richard from the lab.
418
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,853
-I am gonna go.
I'm just gonna go.
419
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,688
Yeah. Sorry for your troubles.
420
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:16,906
And merry Chrimbo.
421
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:18,991
Okay.
422
00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:21,027
-[scoffs]
423
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,361
Whatever.
424
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,456
[slow music playing]
425
00:19:46,127 --> 00:19:48,721
Les: One semester down,
seven to go.
426
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:52,274
Unless you graduate early
like me. Love, Dad.
427
00:19:58,848 --> 00:20:00,991
-[muffled scream]
428
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:07,323
-In the name of science,
these protocols must end.
429
00:20:07,356 --> 00:20:08,574
-No.
430
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:09,792
-No?
431
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,460
-No.
432
00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:16,624
-I cannot do my work
with these protocols in place.
433
00:20:16,657 --> 00:20:17,967
How can you not see that?
434
00:20:18,993 --> 00:20:21,303
-I see a frustrated employee.
435
00:20:22,663 --> 00:20:23,722
-[sighs]
436
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:31,522
I'm also just a scientist,
437
00:20:32,456 --> 00:20:35,818
standing in front
of another scientist,
438
00:20:36,352 --> 00:20:39,105
asking her
if she really believes
439
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:42,408
the protocols are more important
than changing the world.
440
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:45,194
Do you remember the feeling
441
00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:46,946
of being so close
to a breakthrough,
442
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:50,699
on the precipice
of something monumental,
443
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:53,202
and the only thing that matters
is the work?
444
00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:54,954
You don't--you don't eat,
you don't sleep,
445
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,038
you don't see your family.
446
00:20:56,071 --> 00:20:58,165
What family? It's just the work.
447
00:20:58,199 --> 00:21:00,334
It's the--it's the science,
448
00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:02,219
it's the math, it's the vision.
449
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:03,512
Come on.
450
00:21:04,705 --> 00:21:06,048
You feel it, too.
451
00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:07,800
You know I'm gonna crack this
wide open
452
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:12,138
and change the world,
so join me as partners,
453
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,473
not corporate versus labor,
454
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,859
but scientist to scientist.
455
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:20,196
Let's make history together.
456
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,816
-Partners.
457
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:24,867
-Partners.
458
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,453
[cat meows]
459
00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:30,823
-Is that a cat?
-What? No.
460
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,409
-I hear everything,
I see everything.
461
00:21:33,442 --> 00:21:36,162
I can even smell everything,
462
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,997
Dr. Littlejohn.
463
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,666
Show me.
-Show you? Um...
464
00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:44,386
-In the name of science,
show me.
465
00:21:45,788 --> 00:21:48,340
-It was the last unauthorized
experiment, I swear.
466
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:49,934
I don't even know
what I was thinking.
467
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:58,150
-[quirky music playing]
-[cat purring]
468
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:01,737
-I do.
469
00:22:02,204 --> 00:22:04,523
You're thinking bigger
than fruit and vegetables,
470
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:07,026
Dr. Littlejohn.
Les: Am I?
471
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,903
-I don't usually
underestimate men.
472
00:22:08,936 --> 00:22:11,530
-Oh. Well, um, yes, I am.
473
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:13,073
-I am going
to have to confiscate her.
474
00:22:13,107 --> 00:22:14,867
-Is that necessary?
-She's now company property.
475
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,836
-She's a he, Mr. Magoo.
476
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:18,913
-You named him.
477
00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:21,966
[quirky music playing]
478
00:22:24,326 --> 00:22:27,213
[cat purring]
479
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,514
-How wonderful.
480
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,219
[cat meows]
481
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:35,304
I would consider lifting
482
00:22:35,337 --> 00:22:37,389
a few of the protocols,
483
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,767
should certain missing
lab equipment and chemicals
484
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,560
find their way
back to the lab ASAP.
485
00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,270
-Uh-huh.
-One water truck,
486
00:22:43,304 --> 00:22:45,231
one remote control,
two Anvil cases.
487
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,774
-Yeah,
I did hear something about that.
488
00:22:46,807 --> 00:22:48,117
Let me see what I can do.
489
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,327
-He's so warm.
490
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,162
-He is warm.
491
00:22:55,691 --> 00:22:57,167
Of course,
-[cat meows]
492
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,211
-the temperature.
493
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:00,671
Um,
494
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,582
so you'll take good care of him?
495
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:04,500
-Oh, the best.
496
00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:06,335
I mean... [clears throat] yes.
497
00:23:06,368 --> 00:23:07,336
-And you'll keep track
498
00:23:07,369 --> 00:23:08,587
on his vitals?
-Yes.
499
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,089
-And this will be
our little secret
500
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,799
animal trial, yeah?
501
00:23:11,832 --> 00:23:13,968
And you will
inform me immediately
502
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:16,470
of any abnormal results, yes?
503
00:23:16,503 --> 00:23:17,680
I love this cat.
504
00:23:17,713 --> 00:23:19,014
-Fine, yes. Go.
505
00:23:19,048 --> 00:23:22,067
[light music playing]
506
00:23:26,513 --> 00:23:29,158
-We'll be best friends forever.
507
00:23:39,944 --> 00:23:42,588
[quirky music playing]
508
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,836
Les: Hey, Lindy, it's me.
509
00:23:48,869 --> 00:23:50,671
Um, just picking up
a few things,
510
00:23:50,704 --> 00:23:52,589
then I'm heading back
to the lab.
511
00:23:52,623 --> 00:23:54,717
Are you okay?
Lindy: Uh, yeah, good.
512
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,219
Yeah, I found the wine.
513
00:23:57,252 --> 00:23:58,562
I'm gonna take a nap.
514
00:23:59,964 --> 00:24:00,898
[laughs]
515
00:24:01,966 --> 00:24:04,234
-[parrot squawks]
-Well, hello to you, too, Doris.
516
00:24:07,388 --> 00:24:08,772
-I can get to the lab,
517
00:24:08,806 --> 00:24:10,024
see what he's hiding.
518
00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:11,325
-[beeps]
519
00:24:11,792 --> 00:24:13,827
-Yeah,
it's a long way down, but...
520
00:24:15,396 --> 00:24:17,740
fuck it, right?
I agree.
521
00:24:17,773 --> 00:24:19,958
[chuckles] Let's do it.
522
00:24:22,736 --> 00:24:25,372
[fabric tearing]
523
00:24:25,406 --> 00:24:26,465
[Lindy grunts]
524
00:24:28,242 --> 00:24:29,209
[sighs]
525
00:24:29,243 --> 00:24:30,260
[laughs]
526
00:24:31,453 --> 00:24:33,681
[grunting]
527
00:24:42,256 --> 00:24:43,774
[grunting]
528
00:24:46,510 --> 00:24:49,530
[quirky music playing]
529
00:24:55,144 --> 00:24:56,120
-Dad.
530
00:24:56,812 --> 00:24:57,613
-[gasps]
531
00:24:57,646 --> 00:24:59,239
Les: Lulu... [laughs]
you're home.
532
00:24:59,273 --> 00:25:01,834
-Yeah, you told me
to come home...
533
00:25:03,777 --> 00:25:05,788
for the vows at the gray house?
534
00:25:05,821 --> 00:25:07,414
-Oh, yes, of course. The vows.
535
00:25:07,448 --> 00:25:10,000
Yeah. Yeah.
-Where's Mom?
536
00:25:10,034 --> 00:25:11,668
-Oh, Lulu,
it's so good to see you.
537
00:25:11,702 --> 00:25:13,670
It's so good to see you.
538
00:25:13,704 --> 00:25:17,341
So how was the--how was the last
semester and your finals?
539
00:25:17,374 --> 00:25:18,467
-Uh, good, good.
-Yeah?
540
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,928
-Um, fantastic.
-Good.
541
00:25:20,961 --> 00:25:22,096
Yeah, it runs in the genes.
542
00:25:22,129 --> 00:25:24,264
You love science. Yeah.
543
00:25:24,298 --> 00:25:25,307
-Um...
Les: Um...
544
00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:27,351
-...hey, some, some weird guy
545
00:25:27,384 --> 00:25:29,520
from your lab came here.
-What? Who?
546
00:25:29,553 --> 00:25:31,355
-Richard.
Les: Why?
547
00:25:31,388 --> 00:25:32,648
-I don't even think
he knew.
548
00:25:32,681 --> 00:25:34,191
-Oh, well, he's harmless.
549
00:25:34,224 --> 00:25:35,909
He's an odd duck,
but he's a good scientist.
550
00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:38,654
-Dad?
Les: Yeah?
551
00:25:38,687 --> 00:25:40,531
-You're being
really weird.
552
00:25:40,564 --> 00:25:41,782
-I am?
553
00:25:41,815 --> 00:25:42,866
-We've been hugging for like...
554
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:44,159
-Oh. Sorry.
-...five minutes.
555
00:25:44,193 --> 00:25:45,452
-I'm just--
I'm happy to see you.
556
00:25:45,486 --> 00:25:47,162
And work's been crazy and...
557
00:25:47,196 --> 00:25:48,205
-Speaking of crazy...
-Yeah.
558
00:25:48,238 --> 00:25:49,623
-...where's Mom?
-Oh, she's--
559
00:25:49,656 --> 00:25:53,293
[coughing]
560
00:25:53,327 --> 00:25:54,962
I gotta get a bit of water
from the kitchen.
561
00:25:54,995 --> 00:25:56,296
Come on.
-We're in the kitchen.
562
00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:57,548
-Uh, the deeper kitchen.
563
00:25:57,581 --> 00:25:59,842
Um, so I think Mom,
564
00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:02,019
uh, has... [coughs]
had, um...
565
00:26:03,087 --> 00:26:06,306
-An emotional breakdown?
-She--no, no, no, no. Shh.
566
00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:07,182
Lulu: Oh.
-She is not.
567
00:26:07,216 --> 00:26:08,642
-Oh, is she upstairs?
568
00:26:08,675 --> 00:26:10,310
-Yeah, yeah--
no, no, she's not.
569
00:26:10,344 --> 00:26:13,030
She's, she--yeah, she's--
your mom has gone
570
00:26:13,464 --> 00:26:16,817
to the--to the--
to the gray house. Yeah.
571
00:26:16,850 --> 00:26:17,734
-Okay.
-Yeah.
572
00:26:17,768 --> 00:26:18,861
-So Hurricane Lindy
573
00:26:18,894 --> 00:26:20,195
is tracking northeast.
-No.
574
00:26:20,229 --> 00:26:21,530
-What category is she?
-[laughs]
575
00:26:21,563 --> 00:26:23,073
-Don't say that. I don't know...
-Dad...
576
00:26:23,107 --> 00:26:24,032
-what you're talking about.
-...come on, come on.
577
00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,492
She's gotta be like at least
578
00:26:25,526 --> 00:26:26,493
a five, am I right?
-I don't know
579
00:26:26,527 --> 00:26:27,327
what these phrases you're using.
580
00:26:27,361 --> 00:26:30,497
That's not a nice thing
to say at all.
581
00:26:30,531 --> 00:26:31,465
[clears throat]
582
00:26:33,534 --> 00:26:35,335
-What's with the dollhouse?
-She--huh?
583
00:26:35,369 --> 00:26:36,503
-What's that tube for?
584
00:26:36,537 --> 00:26:37,671
-Well, I'm cleaning it for--
585
00:26:37,704 --> 00:26:38,714
'cause I wanted to decorate it
586
00:26:38,747 --> 00:26:40,048
for the holidays, like festive.
587
00:26:40,082 --> 00:26:41,258
-You're still shrinking things
588
00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:42,676
for the dollhouse?
-Oh, fuck.
589
00:26:42,709 --> 00:26:44,344
Lulu: Let me see.
-Oh, no.
590
00:26:44,378 --> 00:26:46,054
Oh, oh, look out,
look out, look out. Uh...
591
00:26:46,088 --> 00:26:46,980
-Dad?
-Yeah.
592
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,515
-What? Uh, are you okay?
-No, nothing.
593
00:26:48,549 --> 00:26:49,600
Yep. I'm okay. I'm fine.
594
00:26:49,633 --> 00:26:51,268
But you, I think--
595
00:26:51,301 --> 00:26:52,227
I think you should rest.
596
00:26:52,261 --> 00:26:53,854
I think--you gotta rest.
597
00:26:53,887 --> 00:26:55,022
You gotta rest, honey,
because you've been traveling
598
00:26:55,055 --> 00:26:56,940
from college and it was a lot.
599
00:26:56,974 --> 00:26:58,525
And I'm--you know what?
I'm gonna fill
600
00:26:58,559 --> 00:26:59,526
your fridge downstairs
601
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,445
with so much--so much good stuff
602
00:27:01,478 --> 00:27:03,405
that you won't even feel
the need to come upstairs.
603
00:27:03,438 --> 00:27:06,033
And better still, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna give you my card,
604
00:27:06,066 --> 00:27:08,035
uh, so you can just
get whatever you want.
605
00:27:08,068 --> 00:27:10,037
Does that sound good?
Maybe not, but I...
606
00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:11,088
-I knew it.
607
00:27:12,114 --> 00:27:13,423
I'm the villain.
608
00:27:14,283 --> 00:27:15,876
-[beeps]
609
00:27:15,909 --> 00:27:16,927
-Yeah.
610
00:27:18,078 --> 00:27:19,304
Fuck them.
611
00:27:20,622 --> 00:27:22,424
Stick to the plan.
612
00:27:22,457 --> 00:27:23,717
That's my ride.
613
00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:26,854
[quirky music playing]
614
00:27:28,422 --> 00:27:29,556
Terry: Shit.
615
00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:31,391
Yeah, it's good.
616
00:27:31,425 --> 00:27:32,609
Nate: Right?
617
00:27:34,011 --> 00:27:35,479
-Get me Deborah.
-At The New Yorker?
618
00:27:35,512 --> 00:27:36,897
No, no.
-I know what I said.
619
00:27:36,930 --> 00:27:39,608
Get her.
-Okay. So, two words.
620
00:27:39,641 --> 00:27:41,276
George Saunders.
621
00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:43,328
-Two more. Get her.
622
00:27:50,777 --> 00:27:51,795
-I've got Deborah.
623
00:27:55,199 --> 00:27:56,500
[receiver beeps]
624
00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:58,418
-Deborah, hi.
625
00:27:58,452 --> 00:28:01,004
The happiest of holidays
to you and yours.
626
00:28:01,038 --> 00:28:03,674
Deborah: Absolutely not.
-Oh, hear me out.
627
00:28:03,707 --> 00:28:05,259
This isn't about me.
628
00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:07,803
I, um--I didn't submit
Lindy's story vis-à-vis,
629
00:28:07,836 --> 00:28:09,930
my, uh, misstep
630
00:28:09,963 --> 00:28:12,099
regarding Mr. Saunders.
631
00:28:12,132 --> 00:28:15,519
And allow me to sincerely
apologize once again
632
00:28:15,552 --> 00:28:16,620
for besmirching
633
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:19,106
The New Yorker 's
reputation in the process.
634
00:28:19,139 --> 00:28:21,817
Uh, my humble request
635
00:28:21,850 --> 00:28:23,652
comes at the behest
of the author,
636
00:28:23,685 --> 00:28:25,862
who has a few minor tweaks,
637
00:28:25,896 --> 00:28:28,615
and would love to hold off
publishing until a later date.
638
00:28:28,649 --> 00:28:30,158
Deborah: I heard a rumor
you may be getting
639
00:28:30,192 --> 00:28:32,327
your own publishing imprint.
640
00:28:32,361 --> 00:28:35,122
-If there's anyone
that you think I should meet,
641
00:28:35,155 --> 00:28:36,290
say the word.
642
00:28:36,323 --> 00:28:37,958
Deborah:
Oh, quite the opposite,
643
00:28:37,991 --> 00:28:40,210
vis-à-vis
your humble request,
644
00:28:40,244 --> 00:28:41,378
fuck right off.
645
00:28:41,411 --> 00:28:42,596
[dial tone]
646
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:45,557
-Hey, so that was brutal.
647
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,634
-Get me David Remnick.
648
00:28:47,668 --> 00:28:48,677
-Oh, God.
649
00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:50,470
Going over Deborah's head.
650
00:28:50,504 --> 00:28:52,731
Can't wait. Okay.
651
00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:56,401
I got David.
652
00:28:57,928 --> 00:29:00,897
-David Remnick, my old pal.
653
00:29:00,931 --> 00:29:04,234
Happiest of holidays
to you and yours.
654
00:29:04,268 --> 00:29:05,485
Deborah: Yeah, it's Deborah.
655
00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:07,746
Nice try. Fuck off.
656
00:29:08,897 --> 00:29:10,749
-So...
-Don't.
657
00:29:15,237 --> 00:29:18,165
[birds chirping]
658
00:29:18,198 --> 00:29:19,383
-Lindy?
659
00:29:22,703 --> 00:29:24,171
Lindy?
660
00:29:24,204 --> 00:29:27,724
[dramatic music playing]
661
00:29:37,301 --> 00:29:40,395
[Lulu opens & closes
the door]
662
00:29:40,429 --> 00:29:42,239
[Les opens the door]
663
00:29:43,890 --> 00:29:45,617
[Les closes the door]
664
00:29:53,567 --> 00:29:56,036
-[sighs]
665
00:29:56,069 --> 00:29:59,089
[suspenseful music playing]
666
00:30:11,501 --> 00:30:14,521
[dramatic music playing]
667
00:30:24,348 --> 00:30:25,565
-What the fuck?
668
00:30:25,599 --> 00:30:28,568
[dramatic music playing]
669
00:30:28,602 --> 00:30:29,953
So weird.
670
00:30:31,355 --> 00:30:34,458
[quirky music playing]
671
00:30:36,318 --> 00:30:39,129
[zipper closing]
672
00:30:42,824 --> 00:30:44,710
[beeps]
673
00:30:44,743 --> 00:30:46,011
-[sighs]
674
00:30:48,205 --> 00:30:49,965
Please.
675
00:30:49,998 --> 00:30:51,800
Richard, here are my--
676
00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:53,218
were you at my house earlier?
677
00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:55,011
-Hmm? Um, no.
678
00:30:55,045 --> 00:30:57,180
I--well, I was in the, uh--
I was in the neighborhood,
679
00:30:57,214 --> 00:30:58,473
that was because I...
-Stop. Stop!
680
00:30:58,507 --> 00:30:59,975
I don't care. Don't do it again.
681
00:31:00,008 --> 00:31:01,276
-No.
-Reset.
682
00:31:02,177 --> 00:31:03,812
Richard, here are my thoughts.
683
00:31:03,845 --> 00:31:06,314
The regrowth reaction
has become too exothermic,
684
00:31:06,348 --> 00:31:09,484
and so we have introduced
solid ammonium nitrate
685
00:31:09,518 --> 00:31:11,903
into the solution
to control the temperature
686
00:31:11,937 --> 00:31:13,989
to aqueous ammonium
687
00:31:14,022 --> 00:31:16,825
and nitrate ions.
688
00:31:16,858 --> 00:31:18,076
Thoughts complete.
689
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:19,494
-Bobs, implement his thoughts.
690
00:31:19,528 --> 00:31:21,496
-NH4 enter free solid,
691
00:31:21,530 --> 00:31:23,665
added to form NH4 positive
692
00:31:23,698 --> 00:31:26,134
and NO3 negative ions.
693
00:31:27,369 --> 00:31:28,503
Complete.
Richard: Carl,
694
00:31:28,537 --> 00:31:30,005
implement his thoughts.
695
00:31:30,038 --> 00:31:33,058
[dramatic music playing]
696
00:31:42,801 --> 00:31:43,777
-Complete.
697
00:31:46,054 --> 00:31:49,074
[dramatic music playing]
698
00:31:54,229 --> 00:31:55,572
-Let's make history.
699
00:31:55,605 --> 00:31:58,625
[dramatic music playing]
700
00:32:10,078 --> 00:32:11,713
[liquid squirting]
701
00:32:11,746 --> 00:32:14,766
[sizzling]
702
00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:20,430
-It's big.
703
00:32:20,464 --> 00:32:23,525
[tense music playing]
704
00:32:26,470 --> 00:32:27,729
Bob the Explainer: Five seconds.
705
00:32:27,762 --> 00:32:30,323
[tense music playing]
706
00:32:32,767 --> 00:32:34,452
Bob the Explainer: 10 seconds.
707
00:32:37,939 --> 00:32:41,001
-I knew it. He can do it.
708
00:32:42,652 --> 00:32:44,296
Bob the Explainer: 15 seconds.
709
00:32:46,781 --> 00:32:49,134
-Yay!
-20 seconds.
710
00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:53,054
-Fuck. [gasps]
[corn explodes]
711
00:32:55,123 --> 00:32:56,258
[Les grunts]
712
00:32:56,291 --> 00:32:58,310
[people gasping]
713
00:33:02,464 --> 00:33:03,523
-[gasps]
714
00:33:04,508 --> 00:33:05,483
No.
715
00:33:07,636 --> 00:33:09,154
I'm human popcorn.
716
00:33:10,013 --> 00:33:11,031
Oh, my God.
717
00:33:12,641 --> 00:33:14,442
-A significant success.
718
00:33:14,476 --> 00:33:16,111
Subject expanded to regular size
719
00:33:16,144 --> 00:33:18,113
for 30.8 seconds,
720
00:33:18,146 --> 00:33:20,699
an increase of 28.7 seconds.
721
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,118
Richard: Yeah! Let's go.
722
00:33:23,151 --> 00:33:25,829
-Huge progress in the name
of science, Richard.
723
00:33:25,862 --> 00:33:27,497
man: Yeah, it's all there.
That was awesome.
724
00:33:27,531 --> 00:33:29,040
-Oh, Bob The Explainer.
725
00:33:29,074 --> 00:33:30,717
[objects clattering]
726
00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:34,429
-That sounded like
it came from in there.
727
00:33:35,163 --> 00:33:36,631
woman: Well [indistinct]
728
00:33:36,665 --> 00:33:37,883
-Spooky.
woman: ...that was strange.
729
00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:39,184
I don't know.
man: He is...
730
00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:42,187
[dramatic music playing]
731
00:33:44,381 --> 00:33:47,609
-Lindy!
-You fucking liar!
732
00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:54,074
-Um, maybe we should give him
some privacy.
733
00:33:55,892 --> 00:33:59,070
-I'll grow in 30 seconds
and explode.
734
00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:00,322
-Oh, you don't know
what you saw.
735
00:34:00,355 --> 00:34:02,908
-"I'm so close,"
my tiny fucking ass.
736
00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:04,409
-Oh, I would never
let you explode.
737
00:34:04,442 --> 00:34:05,493
I...
-Fuck you!
738
00:34:05,527 --> 00:34:06,962
-No, no, Lindy.
739
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,665
Lindy: I'm gonna expose you!
740
00:34:10,699 --> 00:34:11,716
[gasps]
741
00:34:14,077 --> 00:34:15,921
You can't keep me prisoner.
742
00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:17,672
I'm not a fucking lab rat!
-Lindy, no.
743
00:34:17,706 --> 00:34:19,808
Listen to me.
-No, never!
744
00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:23,887
I'm gonna tell the world
what you've done to me.
745
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,013
-Lindy, no.
746
00:34:25,046 --> 00:34:26,064
-I don't trust you.
747
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:28,400
-Lindy.
-How long
748
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,894
until you can fix me?
749
00:34:30,927 --> 00:34:32,187
For real,
750
00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:35,073
I need the truth.
751
00:34:38,977 --> 00:34:40,078
-I don't know.
752
00:34:42,063 --> 00:34:43,081
-You don't know.
753
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,418
That's the truth.
754
00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:48,870
You can't say when.
755
00:34:48,903 --> 00:34:50,255
-It could be tomorrow,
756
00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:52,874
but it could be weeks,
months, or...
757
00:34:52,907 --> 00:34:55,460
-Never.
-No, not never.
758
00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:57,545
My theory is sound.
759
00:34:57,579 --> 00:34:59,089
I just need to figure out
the math.
760
00:34:59,122 --> 00:35:01,216
And, I know this must've looked
like a disaster,
761
00:35:01,249 --> 00:35:03,259
but I'm making
really good progress.
762
00:35:03,293 --> 00:35:05,854
You know, yesterday was two
seconds, today was over thirty.
763
00:35:07,088 --> 00:35:10,976
-I'm scared.
Is this my new life?
764
00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:12,727
-No, it's temporary.
765
00:35:12,761 --> 00:35:14,029
I promise.
766
00:35:15,764 --> 00:35:18,066
-I wanna trust you,
but I can't.
767
00:35:18,099 --> 00:35:19,567
[knocking on door]
768
00:35:19,601 --> 00:35:20,952
-In a minute!
769
00:35:21,978 --> 00:35:23,238
-Well, just go.
Les: Okay.
770
00:35:23,271 --> 00:35:24,614
Well, I'm gonna need you
771
00:35:24,648 --> 00:35:27,117
to get in my desk drawer
to hide.
772
00:35:27,150 --> 00:35:28,994
-My height, my autonomy,
773
00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:30,712
and now my dignity.
774
00:35:31,079 --> 00:35:32,247
-Please.
Lindy: Fun.
775
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,415
-Thank you.
Lindy: Uh-huh.
776
00:35:33,448 --> 00:35:35,250
I'm gonna need something too.
777
00:35:35,283 --> 00:35:36,751
-Anything.
Lindy: Stop locking me
778
00:35:36,785 --> 00:35:39,087
in the dollhouse.
-Well, that's for your safety,
779
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,681
but fine.
-Lose the cameras.
780
00:35:42,082 --> 00:35:44,009
Yeah, I know
you're spying on me.
781
00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,427
-Also for your safety.
782
00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:47,637
And I'm not spying on you.
There's no audio.
783
00:35:47,671 --> 00:35:49,431
I'm doing a series
of daily check-ins.
784
00:35:49,464 --> 00:35:50,765
-Oh, like a mental patient.
785
00:35:50,799 --> 00:35:52,984
-Like a loving husband
with a miniature wife.
786
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:57,272
-Fine. But then
I need a working laptop,
787
00:35:57,305 --> 00:35:59,482
and toothpaste that I like,
788
00:35:59,516 --> 00:36:01,693
and--and my lipstick.
789
00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:03,486
My favorite lipstick's
in my purse.
790
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,946
[knocking on door]
791
00:36:04,979 --> 00:36:06,448
-Coming!
-Ah!
792
00:36:06,481 --> 00:36:08,116
-Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
793
00:36:08,149 --> 00:36:11,202
Too loud. Yes, yes. Fine.
794
00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:12,545
Deal. Make a list.
795
00:36:13,988 --> 00:36:15,623
Okay.
796
00:36:15,657 --> 00:36:18,960
[soft music playing]
797
00:36:18,993 --> 00:36:20,178
-Love you.
798
00:36:21,371 --> 00:36:23,298
-Fuck you too.
799
00:36:23,331 --> 00:36:26,059
[dramatic music playing]
800
00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:37,946
[quirky music playing]
801
00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:52,744
[phone vibrates]
-[gasps]
802
00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:53,795
Oh, God.
803
00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:57,048
[gasps]
804
00:36:57,866 --> 00:36:59,134
A phone.
805
00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:01,302
Terry.
806
00:37:04,372 --> 00:37:06,424
Come on. [grunts]
807
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,636
Oh, for God--fucking shit.
808
00:37:09,669 --> 00:37:11,096
Come on.
809
00:37:11,129 --> 00:37:13,431
[groans]
810
00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:15,141
[gasps, laughs]
811
00:37:15,175 --> 00:37:16,192
Okay.
812
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,658
[line trilling]
[Lindy chuckles]
813
00:37:25,894 --> 00:37:27,996
[phone vibrating]
814
00:37:35,028 --> 00:37:38,089
-Is she dead?
-What? Who? Is who dead?
815
00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:40,166
-Lindy?
816
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,127
Lindy: You thought I died?
817
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,295
-It's the only reason
Les would call me.
818
00:37:44,329 --> 00:37:45,797
-You sounded scared.
819
00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:47,006
Terry: I was.
820
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,843
-Aw. That means the world to me.
821
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:52,303
You have no idea.
[sighs]
822
00:37:52,337 --> 00:37:54,139
Wait, how do you think I died?
823
00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:55,565
What were you imagining?
824
00:37:55,999 --> 00:37:58,309
-Threw yourself in front
of a bus in order to avoid
825
00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:00,812
a career-ending
plagiarism scandal.
826
00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:04,149
-[laughs] Yeah,
but you're gonna fix that.
827
00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:05,650
-Lindy, I tried.
828
00:38:05,683 --> 00:38:08,736
-Tried? Terry,
that sounds very defeatist.
829
00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:10,488
That's not you. Come on.
830
00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:13,825
I really, really, really,
really, really need this, so...
831
00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:15,994
-I hate to say it, but
this isn't my fucking problem.
832
00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:17,328
Your ex-emotional...
833
00:38:17,362 --> 00:38:19,330
whatever the fuck,
sent the story in.
834
00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:20,665
I'm about to get my own imprint.
835
00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:22,926
I cannot be associated
with this shit.
836
00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:25,670
-But what about our friendship?
837
00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:27,388
-Is this friendship or business?
838
00:38:27,789 --> 00:38:29,140
-Both.
Terry: Well, that's...
839
00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:32,343
that's the problem, isn't it?
840
00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:34,012
The--the lines have blurred.
841
00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:37,899
And we haven't conducted
business in 15 years.
842
00:38:39,425 --> 00:38:40,852
Look, Lindy, I love you.
843
00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:42,070
I always will. But...
844
00:38:42,595 --> 00:38:43,613
-But?
845
00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:45,949
-You're toxic.
846
00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:50,195
It doesn't matter who sent
the story to The New Yorker.
847
00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:51,696
It's out there.
848
00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:53,748
And if it's out there
and you have to deny it...
849
00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:56,125
You're toxic.
850
00:38:59,112 --> 00:39:00,171
-I see.
851
00:39:01,281 --> 00:39:03,299
Well, then by that logic,
852
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:06,127
if I were to put it out there
853
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,129
that you knew about the story
854
00:39:08,162 --> 00:39:10,632
and encouraged me
to submit it anyway
855
00:39:10,665 --> 00:39:12,759
and then you had to deny it,
856
00:39:12,792 --> 00:39:14,352
you're toxic.
857
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,055
-But you wouldn't.
858
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:20,808
-No, not if it's friendship.
859
00:39:20,842 --> 00:39:22,819
But if it's just business...
860
00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:26,898
-I'll keep you posted, friend.
861
00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:28,449
-Oh, thank you, friend.
862
00:39:30,643 --> 00:39:32,287
[dial tone]
863
00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:34,948
-Oliver!
Oliver: Your friendship
864
00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:36,282
is so toxic, I love it.
865
00:39:36,316 --> 00:39:37,575
-Get me Jackie fucking Baldwin
866
00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:39,410
in my fucking office
fucking tomorrow.
867
00:39:39,444 --> 00:39:40,912
-Thank you, God.
868
00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:41,996
Les: Conclusions.
869
00:39:42,030 --> 00:39:43,498
The regrowth process induced
870
00:39:43,531 --> 00:39:45,083
excessive molecular tension
871
00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:47,627
surpassing sub-structural limits
of the plant cells.
872
00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:49,087
[phone vibrating]
873
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,589
This tension, compounded
by a sudden and extreme rise
874
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:54,175
in temperature,
triggered a chain reaction.
875
00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:55,927
This is key...
-Hello?
876
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,187
-Richie, it's me.
I've been miniaturized.
877
00:39:58,821 --> 00:40:01,015
I'm in the laboratory.
I'm in Les' desk drawer.
878
00:40:01,049 --> 00:40:02,600
He's taking me home
to a dollhouse.
879
00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:03,434
Help me.
Les: ...culminating
880
00:40:03,468 --> 00:40:04,435
in a detonation.
881
00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:05,812
Bang. And so...
882
00:40:05,845 --> 00:40:07,772
-Wait, what?
Les: ...recommend--Richard.
883
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:09,524
-Huh? What, what?
-Is that a personal call?
884
00:40:09,557 --> 00:40:10,608
-Oh, no, no, no.
Um, no, no, no.
885
00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:11,776
-Hang up.
-I'm sorry.
886
00:40:11,809 --> 00:40:12,777
Lindy: Richard, don't hang up.
887
00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:13,945
Come get me. I'm in the drawer.
888
00:40:13,978 --> 00:40:16,497
I'm in the drawer.
Open the top--hello?
889
00:40:17,690 --> 00:40:18,658
[sighs]
890
00:40:18,691 --> 00:40:20,535
-Apologies. It was--um,
891
00:40:20,568 --> 00:40:21,995
it was my mother.
892
00:40:22,028 --> 00:40:23,588
Just a tiny issue.
893
00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:26,791
-Recommendations.
894
00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:28,626
Immediate suspension
895
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:31,462
of regrowth experiments
involving Compound X44,
896
00:40:31,496 --> 00:40:32,547
do we agree?
897
00:40:32,580 --> 00:40:35,683
[dramatic music playing]
898
00:40:40,213 --> 00:40:43,107
Lindy: Do you think you'll tell
your daughter about me?
899
00:40:44,092 --> 00:40:45,476
-Lindy.
900
00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:46,978
Lindy: Wouldn't want
Hurricane Lindy
901
00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:48,855
blowing through
your special bond.
902
00:40:48,888 --> 00:40:51,691
What was it? Category 5?
-[sighs]
903
00:40:51,724 --> 00:40:55,403
-What category is shrinking
your wife to six inches tall?
904
00:40:55,436 --> 00:40:56,821
-It was a 5,
905
00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:59,540
and I'm very sorry.
906
00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:03,044
-What does it matter now anyway?
907
00:41:04,612 --> 00:41:06,748
-I think it would
traumatize her.
908
00:41:06,781 --> 00:41:07,874
-[scoffs]
909
00:41:07,907 --> 00:41:09,217
I think she'd blame me.
910
00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:13,171
-I should probably move
the dollhouse.
911
00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:16,099
-Yeah. My prison
within my prison.
912
00:41:17,583 --> 00:41:20,845
-You know, uh,
Dr. Carmichael says...
913
00:41:20,878 --> 00:41:23,598
-Fuck that bitch!
-Whoa, Lindy.
914
00:41:23,631 --> 00:41:25,516
That is a red-light reaction.
915
00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:27,769
Can we please try
to achieve a yellow light
916
00:41:27,802 --> 00:41:29,904
on the road
to a green-light response?
917
00:41:37,812 --> 00:41:39,906
Silence is the silent killer
918
00:41:39,939 --> 00:41:41,457
of a relationship.
919
00:41:42,025 --> 00:41:45,745
-[sighs] I will take my foot
off the brake.
920
00:41:45,778 --> 00:41:48,623
And although
I may sit here quietly,
921
00:41:48,656 --> 00:41:50,249
it's not silence.
922
00:41:50,283 --> 00:41:52,377
-I feel that we have achieved
a yellow light
923
00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:55,546
and we'll proceed with caution.
924
00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:57,965
As Dr. Carmichael says,
925
00:41:57,999 --> 00:42:01,219
why don't we revisit us
926
00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:02,603
in the morning?
927
00:42:04,756 --> 00:42:07,775
-I, as half of us, agree.
928
00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:10,937
[sighs]
929
00:42:10,970 --> 00:42:13,648
[quirky music playing]
930
00:42:13,681 --> 00:42:14,565
Les: Not at all.
931
00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:15,900
Well, this, um,
932
00:42:15,933 --> 00:42:17,568
this is the GMO tomato.
933
00:42:17,602 --> 00:42:20,405
That stands for genetically
modified organism.
934
00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:23,408
And, um, this GMO tomato
really has the power to,
935
00:42:23,441 --> 00:42:25,410
uh, revolutionize agriculture
936
00:42:25,443 --> 00:42:27,161
and food production
as we know it.
937
00:42:27,195 --> 00:42:28,913
The GMO tomato, um,
938
00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:31,624
is disease- and pest-resistant.
939
00:42:31,657 --> 00:42:33,292
Um, it has a longer shelf life.
940
00:42:33,326 --> 00:42:34,836
It has enhanced nutrition.
941
00:42:34,869 --> 00:42:37,130
And it reduces the need
for fertilizers.
942
00:42:37,163 --> 00:42:39,424
So win, win, win, win, win.
943
00:42:39,457 --> 00:42:41,300
[laughs]
-[laughs]
944
00:42:41,334 --> 00:42:42,477
[clears throat]
Les: Smells good too.
945
00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:51,027
[dramatic music playing]
946
00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:57,658
-Sam, incarcerated.
947
00:42:58,476 --> 00:43:00,611
Bill, grandpa.
948
00:43:00,645 --> 00:43:03,489
Warren, great-grandpa.
949
00:43:03,523 --> 00:43:04,582
Jeff...
950
00:43:05,691 --> 00:43:06,667
gross.
951
00:43:09,403 --> 00:43:12,423
[dramatic music playing]
952
00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:19,797
[cat meows]
-That's not how you spell
953
00:43:19,831 --> 00:43:22,550
Littlejohn, Mr. Magoo.
954
00:43:22,583 --> 00:43:25,686
[dramatic music playing]
955
00:43:40,059 --> 00:43:42,361
[man on TV screams]
956
00:43:42,395 --> 00:43:45,456
-[laughing]
957
00:43:47,525 --> 00:43:49,210
At least he gets out...
958
00:43:50,778 --> 00:43:52,296
feeling help.
959
00:43:53,531 --> 00:43:55,925
[dramatic music playing]
960
00:43:57,702 --> 00:43:58,803
[wine bottle drops]
961
00:44:00,788 --> 00:44:03,891
[pensive music playing]
962
00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:09,889
[Lindy groans]
963
00:44:09,922 --> 00:44:13,768
[clock ticking]
964
00:44:13,801 --> 00:44:15,770
[doorbell dings]
965
00:44:15,803 --> 00:44:17,446
[Lindy groans]
966
00:44:21,434 --> 00:44:23,528
It's just gonna be Les
967
00:44:23,561 --> 00:44:27,240
and his big, dumb,
green-light face.
968
00:44:27,273 --> 00:44:30,334
[music rises and fades]
969
00:44:34,447 --> 00:44:35,423
-Richie?
970
00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:39,877
Uh--wait, are you real?
971
00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:43,014
-I come bearing me, my love.
972
00:44:44,248 --> 00:44:45,383
And these.
973
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:48,386
-[laughs] Richie!
974
00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:52,223
♪ Wouldn't it be nice ♪
♪ if we were older? ♪
975
00:44:52,256 --> 00:44:56,060
♪ Then we wouldn't have ♪
♪ To wait so long ♪
976
00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:59,814
♪ And wouldn't it be nice ♪
♪ To live together ♪
977
00:44:59,847 --> 00:45:03,784
♪ In the kind of world ♪
♪ Where we belong ♪
978
00:45:05,144 --> 00:45:06,737
♪ You know ♪
♪ It's gonna make it ♪
979
00:45:06,771 --> 00:45:08,906
♪ That much better ♪
980
00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,449
♪ When we can say good night ♪
981
00:45:10,483 --> 00:45:15,246
♪ And stay together ♪
982
00:45:15,279 --> 00:45:19,083
♪ Wouldn't it be nice ♪
♪ If we could wake up ♪
983
00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:22,920
♪ In the morning ♪
♪ When the day is new ♪
984
00:45:22,954 --> 00:45:26,757
♪ And after having spent ♪
♪ The day together ♪
985
00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:30,895
♪ Hold each other close ♪
♪ The whole night through ♪
986
00:45:31,829 --> 00:45:35,933
♪ But happy times together ♪
♪ We've been spending ♪
987
00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:37,476
♪ I wish that every kiss ♪
988
00:45:37,510 --> 00:45:42,273
♪ Was never-ending ♪
989
00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:45,409
♪ Oh, wouldn't it be nice ♪
990
00:45:47,728 --> 00:45:49,655
♪ Maybe if we think ♪
991
00:45:49,689 --> 00:45:51,115
♪ And wish ♪
♪ And hope and pray ♪
992
00:45:51,148 --> 00:45:53,993
♪ It might come true ♪
993
00:45:54,026 --> 00:45:55,870
♪ Run, run, we-ooh ♪
994
00:45:55,903 --> 00:45:57,997
♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ Then there wouldn't be ♪
995
00:45:58,030 --> 00:46:01,876
♪ A single thing ♪
♪ We couldn't do ♪
996
00:46:01,909 --> 00:46:04,170
♪ Oh, we could be married ♪
997
00:46:04,203 --> 00:46:05,963
♪ Oh, we could be married ♪
998
00:46:05,997 --> 00:46:07,840
♪ And then we'd be happy ♪
999
00:46:07,873 --> 00:46:09,800
♪ And then we'd be happy ♪
1000
00:46:09,834 --> 00:46:13,729
♪ Oh, wouldn't it be nice ♪
1001
00:46:15,172 --> 00:46:19,360
♪ Good night, my baby ♪
♪ Sleep... ♪
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