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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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What were you doing last week
that was so important
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you missed the episode?
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Well, here it is.
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Unless you wanna watch us.
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Fuck off.
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Yeah, fuck off.
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I was at Betty Ford
three times.
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It didn't work for me.
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You cleaned me up
in five days.
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Nora-Jean's folks
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are gonna give you $2,500
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for the beaver trap
detox special.
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I'm ready to go back
to who I was...
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An upstanding citizen.
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I believe in second chances.
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Welcome to lumber lawn
and lighting, Mr. Gallagher.
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- Ugh.
- What?
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My stupid dad
just walked in.
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- You want to get out of here?
- Yeah, sure.
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Joplin, here we come.
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Farhad doesn't want any e,
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so he said he'll drive first.
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You might want to think about
finding that new sponsor now.
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Hey, your kid needs you.
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Check for the church.
It's a down payment.
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- Who are you?
- The youth shelter.
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Wait, the shelter
is you and Trevor?
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And I'm over feeling guilty for
wanting to better myself.
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I promised those kids
that church, Fiona.
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Find another fuckin' church!
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♪ Rock music ♪
*shameless*
season 08 episode 06
title: "icarus fell and rusty ate him"
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♪ think of all
the luck you got ♪
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♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ you were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪
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♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ you were willing
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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I mean, it's incredibly unfair.
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What pisses me off most
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is that Ian knows I'm not
against a shelter
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for those kids.
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I love screwdrivers.
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It's just...
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Not in my backyard.
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There. I fuckin' said it,
and I didn't catch on fire.
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The thing is, when you're
screwing something hard...
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It's not like I'm some
rich jerkoff
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who's worried that his view
is gonna be spoiled
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by a bunch of homeless people.
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It's just satisfying.
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Are you even listening
to me complain?
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No.
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But you are his sister.
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You think he'd be on your side.
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Right. It's my own family.
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If I screw up this apartment
building investment,
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I'm gonna be the one
living in a shelter.
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I've put everything I've got
into this.
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Blood, sweat... uh!
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Oh, fuck.
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Is that Mrs. Cardinal?
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Did she ever pay?
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No. I gave her a week
three weeks ago.
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All I've heard since
is a bark.
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Mrs. Cardinal?
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No more fake dog barking.
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There's a water leak coming
from your apartment.
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I have to come in.
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I'm coming in.
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Mrs. Cardinal?
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Jesus, that smell.
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Oh, god.
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Mrs. Cardinal!
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God!
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Ugh.
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Pfff.
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This is a fire hazard.
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And...
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All sorts of other hazards.
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God, I can feel
diseases crawling up my legs.
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Hi.
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There really is a dog.
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Hi.
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Oh, fuck!
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♪ Laid-back rock music ♪
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No. No, no, no.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, god, no.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no.
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No, don't do that.
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Oh, my god.
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Fuck!
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Hey there, sweetie.
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Aren't you the cutest
little thing?
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Are you the cutest little
thing?
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Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
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- Hey, ness.
- She okay?
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No, Mrs. Cardinal's dead.
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Oh, gosh.
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Yeah, probably
for a few days.
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- That's terrible.
- Yeah.
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This little love bunny...
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You just need some love,
don't you?
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Don't you?
Yes, you do.
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Yes, you do.
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Ness, there's... there's something
you should probably know
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about that dog.
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What?
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You're up with the sun, my son.
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I had to drop Fiona off
at her building
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so I could use her car
to fake Uber.
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Did you feed the junkie?
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Yeah. She said she was cured
and wanted to go home.
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That's what they all say.
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You water her after school
for me?
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I should get more.
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Junkies are nasty.
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Son, addiction is a disease.
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Try not to judge the afflicted
by the curse.
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- Shit.
- What's wrong?
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Mm, I asked the academy
if they'd help me out
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or anything, you know?
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But they turned me down flat.
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Damn comanche gets a full ride,
and I don't get a cent.
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Difficult to begrudge
a little restitution
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for our native American
brothers.
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How much more you need?
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After the junkie downstairs,
I'll still be $4,227 short
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for this first semester.
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What if I give you $5,000
to kill Fiona?
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Murder's a capital crime, Ian.
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I'd do it for ten.
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You should be doing it
as a public service.
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And what, pray tell, is this?
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That is a letter, frank.
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I beg to differ.
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It is, in fact, my invitation
to the middle class.
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My first non-fraudulent
credit card.
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I am officially in the club.
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Somebody at the credit card
company is losing their job.
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Au contraire.
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I'm as reliable
as rain in Seattle.
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In fact, you are looking at
employee of the month.
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I'm getting my photograph taken
for the wall of fame.
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- I gotta make money.
- Yo, drop me off at patsy's?
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Five bucks.
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You're heading that
direction anyway.
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So?
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It's quite an honor.
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Only freaks at my school
get student of the month.
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That's different.
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I was sort of hoping he'd
show up at the meeting.
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Shit, he could be dead
for all we know.
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You try the police?
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Yeah. Nothing.
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Last bender, he disappeared
for three weeks.
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Jesus, three weeks?
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- Hey.
- He's not at the shop.
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Hasn't been there.
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You try cami?
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Yeah, she's not picking up.
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Yeah.
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I never should've gone
back to work for him.
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He was sober for so long,
I thought maybe
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he had his shit together
this time.
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He's a drunk. Drunks drink.
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It's a setback.
People have setbacks.
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All addicts are narcissists.
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I don't even know
what that means,
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but if it means asshole,
I agree.
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- What are we gonna do?
- What do you mean?
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W-We can't just sit here,
right?
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The guy's self-destructing.
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He's on his own.
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No.
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No, I don't...
I don't accept that.
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What you do or don't accept
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doesn't have anything
to do with it.
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All right, well,
I'm gonna look for him.
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I-I mean, maybe he's
at cami's.
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Mm, not likely.
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She tossed his ass out.
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Maybe his fuckin' battery
ran out.
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Okay? Maybe he's sleeping it
off somewhere.
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Who knows?
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I'll find him.
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Come on.
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- I need your help.
- Me?
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Yeah, who'd be better at finding
a drunk than you?
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♪ Can't stop ♪
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♪ I know what's good for me ♪
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♪ let loose ♪
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♪ never be the same ♪
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♪ ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I love the feeling I get ♪
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No, no, no.
You cannot come yet.
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Not yet.
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Now you may come.
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Oh!
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♪ I love the feeling I get ♪
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Ah!
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♪ I'm livin, ' I'm livin',
livin' high ♪
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When you do as you're told,
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you get rewards.
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♪ I'm livin, I'm livin',
livin' high ♪
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♪ I love the feeling I get ♪
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Frank, are we poor?
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No. You saw my new
credit card this morning.
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We're on the climb, son.
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Frank Gallagher is ascendant!
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Then why do we walk to school
when everyone else drives?
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Well, we're more dedicated
to the survival of the planet,
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reducing carbon emissions.
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Besides, walking's
good exercise.
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So we are poor.
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Relatively, yes.
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'K. See ya.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Don't.
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It's just...
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You know.
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I thought I'd seen your
orgasm face before,
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but that...
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I've never seen that before.
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Like a whole body freak-out.
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It was good.
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Is that why you guys
have me go first?
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So you can get me
out of the way?
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So you can have your
exclusive girl party?
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You're my man.
You know that.
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It's not a man
that you want.
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You came like your head
was gonna explode.
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I have great orgasms with you,
too, babe.
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All the orgasms that
you've ever had by me...
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The-the-the swing set,
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the alley behind the safeway...
251
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You never once had
a spas-gasm.
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She's a woman.
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She knows a woman's body.
254
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Well, great, v.
255
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If a woman knows a woman's
body so much better,
256
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maybe I should
start doing guys,
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since they know guys'
bodies better.
258
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Maybe then I can have
a spas-gasm.
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- You're not gay.
- You don't know that!
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You don't know that.
I might be.
261
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I might be gay. Part-gay.
262
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Okay. Go ahead.
Suck a dick.
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Maybe I will.
Maybe I will go suck a dick.
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00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:28,404
I could be all gender-liquid
like you.
265
00:11:28,462 --> 00:11:30,378
- You don't know.
- You mean gender fluid?
266
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,587
Fluids, liquids, whatever.
267
00:11:32,778 --> 00:11:34,093
Fair's fair, right?
268
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,669
You get to be with another girl,
fine.
269
00:11:35,727 --> 00:11:37,077
Well, I'm gonna be
with a man.
270
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,012
We'll see how okay you are with
it when you peek in the shower
271
00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:41,603
and you see me coming
all over some guy
272
00:11:41,705 --> 00:11:43,719
who isn't you,
and you weren't invited.
273
00:11:44,023 --> 00:11:45,293
I'd like to peek in shower
274
00:11:45,351 --> 00:11:46,744
when you come all over
a man, too.
275
00:11:46,802 --> 00:11:47,868
No! No!
276
00:11:47,935 --> 00:11:50,517
You're not invited,
and neither are you.
277
00:11:50,724 --> 00:11:53,275
When I do gay shit,
it is just for me.
278
00:11:53,496 --> 00:11:54,717
I gotta go to work.
279
00:11:54,775 --> 00:11:55,712
You two just...
280
00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:57,517
Lick each other like cats
all day
281
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:58,955
while I'm gone.
282
00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:00,682
Best idea he's ever had.
283
00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:03,308
Mm-mm, four times this morning
is enough.
284
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:05,947
♪ Laid-back rock music ♪
285
00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:07,150
Four?
286
00:12:13,455 --> 00:12:15,033
So what do I do now?
287
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,934
You guys contact next of kin?
288
00:12:16,992 --> 00:12:18,984
Yes, ma'am.
If we can locate any.
289
00:12:19,184 --> 00:12:21,232
I'm sorry, I...
I don't have any information.
290
00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:23,490
It's not unusual.
291
00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:25,189
I only saw her
a couple times.
292
00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:26,325
Nobody visited.
293
00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:28,100
She was pretty much a shut-in.
294
00:12:30,428 --> 00:12:32,152
So...
295
00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:34,017
What about all this?
296
00:12:35,786 --> 00:12:37,781
Technically,
it goes to her heirs.
297
00:12:37,963 --> 00:12:39,361
If any turn up.
298
00:12:40,309 --> 00:12:42,475
If you do turn something up,
299
00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:44,266
an address book, anything,
300
00:12:44,324 --> 00:12:45,369
give me a call.
301
00:12:45,427 --> 00:12:47,293
Thanks. Sure.
302
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,302
Hm. Kind of a cute dog.
303
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,964
Yeah. Not so sure
after what I saw.
304
00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:55,358
I called animal control.
They'll be by to pick him up.
305
00:12:55,678 --> 00:12:57,024
What'll happen to him?
306
00:12:57,082 --> 00:12:59,773
They put 'em down once
they've eaten human flesh.
307
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,446
- Jesus.
- Good luck.
308
00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,166
Yeah.
309
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,974
Oh, hey. Hey, rusty?
310
00:13:12,032 --> 00:13:13,169
Gotta stay here, buddy.
311
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,337
Okay?
312
00:13:15,769 --> 00:13:16,888
Stay here and wait
313
00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:18,921
for the executioner.
314
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,813
Sorry your friend is dead
315
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:27,012
- morning, kev.
- Mornin'.
316
00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:28,158
What can I get you?
317
00:13:28,216 --> 00:13:29,617
Can I get a coffee, two sugars,
318
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,617
and a bran muffin, please?
319
00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:35,528
- What's up?
- Hey, what's up, man?
320
00:13:38,577 --> 00:13:40,000
Hey, can I ask you something?
321
00:13:41,494 --> 00:13:43,019
Yeah, sure. Shoot.
322
00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:44,712
How did you know you were gay?
323
00:13:46,212 --> 00:13:47,603
Were you, like, straight,
324
00:13:47,773 --> 00:13:49,668
and then started experimenting
325
00:13:49,778 --> 00:13:52,371
and just decided that you
liked being gay more?
326
00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:56,193
I... guess I just kinda knew.
327
00:13:56,471 --> 00:13:59,585
So you were always positive
that you were into dudes more?
328
00:14:00,245 --> 00:14:02,175
I... no, I guess not really.
329
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:03,534
You know when you're younger,
330
00:14:03,631 --> 00:14:05,608
everyone tells you that you're
supposed to be into girls.
331
00:14:05,665 --> 00:14:06,934
So I, uh... I kinda went
332
00:14:06,992 --> 00:14:08,657
through this weird phase
in fifth grade
333
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:09,755
where I was really into
334
00:14:09,827 --> 00:14:11,670
this chick Carrie yazel,
335
00:14:11,813 --> 00:14:13,486
but I'm pretty sure it's just
'cause she was the one
336
00:14:13,544 --> 00:14:14,715
who looked most like a dude.
337
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,037
Eh, it wasn't until, uh...
338
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:18,645
Until what?
339
00:14:19,073 --> 00:14:21,072
Justin Timberlake.
340
00:14:21,256 --> 00:14:22,577
Yeah.
341
00:14:22,745 --> 00:14:24,261
- He's hot.
- Yep.
342
00:14:24,386 --> 00:14:26,191
Are you attracted to me?
343
00:14:28,343 --> 00:14:30,085
- No.
- Why not?
344
00:14:30,182 --> 00:14:31,367
I'm not hot?
345
00:14:31,531 --> 00:14:33,276
Yeah. But I mean...
346
00:14:33,334 --> 00:14:35,677
Ian, soy latte no foam,
extra hot.
347
00:14:35,884 --> 00:14:37,600
Two sugars and a muffin.
348
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:38,983
Yours is paid for.
349
00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:40,707
The guy at the end
of the counter.
350
00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:47,547
I gotta run.
351
00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:00,327
You buy my muffin?
352
00:15:00,437 --> 00:15:01,454
Yeah.
353
00:15:02,614 --> 00:15:04,211
Are you hitting on me?
354
00:15:04,439 --> 00:15:05,974
Excuse me?
355
00:15:06,518 --> 00:15:07,792
Are you trying to fuck me?
356
00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:09,908
N-N-No.
357
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,322
No, I j...
I just... I, uh... no.
358
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:12,968
'Cause it's not a...
It's not a bad thing
359
00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:14,067
if you were.
360
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,517
I'm not offended.
361
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,273
And I'm not saying no.
362
00:15:18,454 --> 00:15:20,366
I'm... I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it like that.
363
00:15:20,424 --> 00:15:22,851
Um, once a week, I...
I try and do a good deed.
364
00:15:22,909 --> 00:15:24,453
- So...
- So you're not hitting on me?
365
00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:25,791
No. No. No, no.
366
00:15:25,849 --> 00:15:27,325
It was totally random. Ah...
367
00:15:27,383 --> 00:15:28,755
I really... I hope
you're not offended,
368
00:15:28,812 --> 00:15:29,979
because, you know, I... I just...
369
00:15:30,036 --> 00:15:31,686
You're a good-looking dude
and everything, I'm just...
370
00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:33,423
No, I'm straight, so.
371
00:15:35,422 --> 00:15:36,906
Oh.
372
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:38,810
Oh, okay. Thanks.
373
00:15:38,946 --> 00:15:40,232
Yeah. Sure.
374
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:42,038
Have a nice day.
375
00:15:45,882 --> 00:15:47,509
Is that code?
376
00:15:47,954 --> 00:15:49,557
For what? No.
377
00:15:49,676 --> 00:15:51,606
No, it's not code
for anything.
378
00:15:51,828 --> 00:15:53,441
It just means
"have a nice day."
379
00:15:54,151 --> 00:15:55,879
Right.
380
00:15:56,143 --> 00:15:57,200
Okay, sorry.
381
00:15:57,258 --> 00:15:58,709
No. Okay.
382
00:15:59,644 --> 00:16:01,101
Have a nice day.
383
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,922
The fuck?
384
00:16:08,003 --> 00:16:11,169
If you do find him,
don't bring him back.
385
00:16:11,418 --> 00:16:13,542
Unless he's sober.
386
00:16:13,936 --> 00:16:16,504
He used up all nine
of his lives.
387
00:16:18,116 --> 00:16:20,799
Brad's been a rock for us.
388
00:16:21,017 --> 00:16:22,932
And we want to return
the favor.
389
00:16:30,921 --> 00:16:32,189
- Would you mind?
- Oh.
390
00:16:32,247 --> 00:16:34,114
I'll get the tea.
391
00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:36,850
It's so nice having
somebody to talk to.
392
00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:41,921
We waited four years...
393
00:16:42,271 --> 00:16:44,971
Four years...
394
00:16:45,476 --> 00:16:47,785
To have a baby,
395
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,064
hoping Brad could handle it.
396
00:16:52,285 --> 00:16:53,648
Thank you.
397
00:16:54,031 --> 00:16:57,771
And the second we do,
he goes off the wagon.
398
00:17:00,442 --> 00:17:02,673
Listen, cami, you should
be pissed,
399
00:17:03,111 --> 00:17:05,710
of course, but it's a disease,
400
00:17:06,174 --> 00:17:07,677
you know, and he's fighting it.
401
00:17:07,757 --> 00:17:11,070
I can't be worried
about two babies.
402
00:17:11,202 --> 00:17:14,050
I have to be worried about where
the next paycheck is coming from
403
00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:15,833
and then feeding that one!
404
00:17:20,113 --> 00:17:21,424
You're a natural.
405
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,666
Uh, I think it was all him.
406
00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:32,744
There you go.
There you go.
407
00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:35,334
Oh, hey there.
408
00:17:35,899 --> 00:17:37,361
I know.
409
00:17:38,848 --> 00:17:40,391
Oh, sorry.
410
00:17:45,323 --> 00:17:46,975
I love Brad.
411
00:17:49,939 --> 00:17:52,091
Sober Brad.
412
00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:54,232
If he wants to kill himself...
413
00:17:56,638 --> 00:17:59,180
He has to leave us out of it.
414
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,523
Cami.
415
00:18:02,839 --> 00:18:05,214
Any chance you can track Brad
on your phone?
416
00:18:17,059 --> 00:18:19,581
♪ Your love,
sweet as cherry pie ♪
417
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:22,099
♪ are you the one
for me, honey? ♪
418
00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:26,459
♪ I never want to say goodbye ♪
419
00:18:26,518 --> 00:18:28,468
♪ are you the one for me,
honey? ♪
420
00:18:30,941 --> 00:18:32,802
♪ Who knew it would
feel like this ♪
421
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,775
♪ to be in love
with you, honey? ♪
422
00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:38,367
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
423
00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:40,978
♪ you got me feeling right,
whoo-hoo ♪
424
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:44,383
♪ got my real cool guy,
ooh-ooh ♪
425
00:18:52,469 --> 00:18:53,969
Oh, my god.
426
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:55,752
Hey. Did we?
427
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,417
Like four times.
428
00:18:58,239 --> 00:19:00,273
Uh, did we use any...
429
00:19:00,457 --> 00:19:02,879
Well, I did try to pull out
the first time.
430
00:19:03,831 --> 00:19:05,847
No. Damn it!
431
00:19:06,017 --> 00:19:07,447
- No!
- What's wrong?
432
00:19:07,505 --> 00:19:08,996
- I'm pregnant!
- What?
433
00:19:09,092 --> 00:19:10,243
You can't know already.
434
00:19:10,301 --> 00:19:12,594
Hi, good morning, franny.
435
00:19:12,713 --> 00:19:13,976
Oh, hi.
436
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:15,710
Ooh. Mm.
437
00:19:15,832 --> 00:19:17,623
I do know.
I can feel it.
438
00:19:17,681 --> 00:19:19,173
I'm ovulating.
439
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,258
My boobs are already
twice as big.
440
00:19:21,476 --> 00:19:23,918
Oh, my god, I can feel your
sperm attacking my egg!
441
00:19:23,976 --> 00:19:25,093
Oh, god.
442
00:19:25,151 --> 00:19:27,213
I am not gonna make
the same mistake twice.
443
00:19:27,602 --> 00:19:29,160
No, franny, uh,
you're not a mistake.
444
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,765
That's not what I mean.
445
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:31,967
Okay, I'm gonna go
to the pharmacy.
446
00:19:32,024 --> 00:19:33,507
I need to get
the morning after pill.
447
00:19:33,569 --> 00:19:35,410
Can you watch franny
and give me your car keys?
448
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,280
What's the big hurry?
449
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,051
What's the big hurry?!
450
00:19:39,238 --> 00:19:41,270
I've got less than 67 hours...
451
00:19:41,328 --> 00:19:42,445
To swallow that pill.
452
00:19:42,503 --> 00:19:43,836
Or else I'm going to have
to make
453
00:19:43,894 --> 00:19:45,627
the same decision
that led me to have franny,
454
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,480
whom I love more than
anything in the world,
455
00:19:47,623 --> 00:19:49,444
but if that little seed
plants itself,
456
00:19:49,502 --> 00:19:51,912
I'm not for sure certain that
I can get it scraped out!
457
00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:54,144
And I've already got my hands
pretty goddamn full,
458
00:19:54,202 --> 00:19:56,489
so do not tell me
to chill the fuck out!
459
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:00,713
Thank you.
I'll be back.
460
00:20:00,787 --> 00:20:02,274
- Um...
- What?!
461
00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:05,142
Actually, we did it
Thursday, too.
462
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,649
Fuck!
463
00:20:14,293 --> 00:20:15,565
Really?
464
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:16,963
It's three bucks, frank.
465
00:20:17,021 --> 00:20:18,929
Cash is obsolete and dirty.
466
00:20:18,987 --> 00:20:20,871
Who the hell gave you
a credit card?
467
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,992
I love shopping from
the convenience of my own home.
468
00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:25,378
Look at that.
469
00:20:25,814 --> 00:20:27,908
Got same-day delivery.
470
00:20:27,983 --> 00:20:30,170
What the hell could you possibly
need the same day
471
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:31,249
besides more booze?
472
00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:33,942
You know, that's a miracle
when you think about it.
473
00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:35,836
By pressing "buy,"
474
00:20:35,895 --> 00:20:39,304
I put an entire
world in motion
475
00:20:39,434 --> 00:20:41,419
to meet my personal needs.
476
00:20:41,546 --> 00:20:44,752
I am no longer fettered
by the necessity to visit
477
00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:48,965
stinky malls and rub shoulders
with the great unwashed.
478
00:20:49,275 --> 00:20:50,881
Here we go.
479
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,422
Voila. Bring it to me.
480
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:56,075
- What are you getting?
- I already guessed booze.
481
00:20:56,195 --> 00:20:57,438
An automobile.
482
00:20:57,496 --> 00:20:59,306
Emphasis on "auto."
483
00:20:59,364 --> 00:21:00,921
You bought a car online?!
484
00:21:00,979 --> 00:21:03,228
No money down, no payments
for three months.
485
00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:04,492
It's practically free.
486
00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:06,109
You see, this is what it's like
487
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:07,642
to be in the inner circle.
488
00:21:07,763 --> 00:21:09,852
To be one of the "haves."
489
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,901
Oh, shit.
490
00:21:12,447 --> 00:21:15,119
I wonder if I should have gotten
the air-conditioned seats?
491
00:21:16,178 --> 00:21:17,469
For my tushy.
492
00:21:26,775 --> 00:21:27,961
Excuse me?
493
00:21:28,571 --> 00:21:29,751
May I help you, miss?
494
00:21:29,809 --> 00:21:31,725
Hi. I can't find
the morning after pill.
495
00:21:31,821 --> 00:21:33,615
Yes, uh, we keep those
behind the counter.
496
00:21:33,701 --> 00:21:35,372
Could I get one?
Do you sell loosies?
497
00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:38,725
Yes, ma'am, uh, that would
be $46.87 plus tax...
498
00:21:38,823 --> 00:21:40,600
If I had any more.
499
00:21:40,659 --> 00:21:41,867
What do you mean?
500
00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,731
I am fresh out. Sorry.
501
00:21:43,798 --> 00:21:45,357
People stock up on the weekends,
502
00:21:45,424 --> 00:21:47,295
especially since
the casino opened.
503
00:21:50,507 --> 00:21:51,940
Goddamn it.
504
00:21:52,007 --> 00:21:54,564
♪ Electric guitar strumming ♪
505
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,040
Shit.
506
00:21:56,123 --> 00:21:57,465
Fat lot of help you are,
507
00:21:57,532 --> 00:21:59,006
sittin' here.
508
00:22:02,424 --> 00:22:05,131
Come on, Fiona,
just get through it.
509
00:22:08,049 --> 00:22:11,465
♪ Julie was alive
on a Monday ♪
510
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,760
♪ feeling better
than an hour before ♪
511
00:22:15,818 --> 00:22:19,565
♪ he was tryna get
a little idea what ♪
512
00:22:19,632 --> 00:22:21,506
♪ the rest of us want ♪
513
00:22:24,341 --> 00:22:28,077
♪ wasn't ever meant to be
in the spotlight ♪
514
00:22:28,196 --> 00:22:32,344
♪ it was just the way
it happened to fall ♪
515
00:22:32,497 --> 00:22:36,299
♪ that naturally long
physique that ♪
516
00:22:36,363 --> 00:22:37,778
♪ the rest of us want ♪
517
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,584
Really?
518
00:22:55,892 --> 00:22:57,196
May I help you?
519
00:22:57,286 --> 00:22:59,801
Yes, hi. I called in an order
for the morning after pill.
520
00:22:59,859 --> 00:23:00,871
No, you didn't.
521
00:23:00,929 --> 00:23:02,177
It's not by prescription.
522
00:23:02,312 --> 00:23:03,909
Uh, yes, I...
523
00:23:04,129 --> 00:23:05,513
Please?
524
00:23:06,507 --> 00:23:09,144
$65 and your ID, please.
525
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:11,009
Yes, thank you.
526
00:23:15,216 --> 00:23:17,340
Sorry, you have to be 17
in Missouri to buy the pill.
527
00:23:17,407 --> 00:23:18,559
What?
528
00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:20,799
No. I'm almost 17.
529
00:23:20,864 --> 00:23:22,203
That's ridiculous.
530
00:23:22,261 --> 00:23:24,438
If I'm not 17,
I have to have another baby?
531
00:23:24,565 --> 00:23:26,352
That doesn't even
make any sense.
532
00:23:28,299 --> 00:23:30,118
Well, what am I
supposed to do?
533
00:23:32,193 --> 00:23:33,839
God. Fuckin' Missouri.
534
00:23:33,906 --> 00:23:36,923
♪ Mellow music ♪
535
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,298
That's his truck.
536
00:23:48,341 --> 00:23:50,256
The hell is that sticking
out of the truck?
537
00:23:54,035 --> 00:23:55,719
I think it's
Michael Jordan's arm.
538
00:23:55,939 --> 00:23:57,232
United center?
539
00:23:57,307 --> 00:23:59,188
You got to be fucking
kidding me.
540
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:02,072
Apparently he looted a bakery.
541
00:24:04,673 --> 00:24:07,107
Okay. Shit's now getting dark.
542
00:24:07,365 --> 00:24:09,107
What are we gonna find next,
a body?
543
00:24:09,174 --> 00:24:10,802
Why do you even care
about this dude?
544
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:11,917
He's a psycho.
545
00:24:12,262 --> 00:24:13,721
Done worse.
546
00:24:14,924 --> 00:24:16,898
Oh, it's extensions, see?
547
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:18,898
So?
What does that even mean?
548
00:24:18,965 --> 00:24:20,215
It's like a goddamn puzzle.
549
00:24:20,282 --> 00:24:21,565
It means he's a drunk.
550
00:24:21,632 --> 00:24:22,839
Come on, help me get the arm.
551
00:24:22,906 --> 00:24:24,097
Why?
552
00:24:24,553 --> 00:24:26,580
'Cause if bulls fans find it
in Brad's truck,
553
00:24:26,638 --> 00:24:27,870
they're gonna skin him alive.
554
00:24:27,928 --> 00:24:28,999
Come on.
555
00:24:29,057 --> 00:24:31,331
What the hell are you
gonna do with it?
556
00:24:31,828 --> 00:24:33,547
Oh, it weighs like 1,000 pounds.
557
00:24:33,614 --> 00:24:34,806
Yeah, I know.
558
00:24:48,856 --> 00:24:51,197
Excuse me, ma'am?
Would you please help me?
559
00:24:51,255 --> 00:24:53,497
I made a mistake and I'm trying
to take responsibility for it.
560
00:24:53,554 --> 00:24:54,948
I had a little bit too much
to drink,
561
00:24:55,005 --> 00:24:56,408
and I didn't use
any protection.
562
00:24:56,466 --> 00:24:58,674
Would you be so kind as to buy
me the morning after pill?
563
00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:00,675
- Of course.
- Really?
564
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,083
I really appreciate that.
565
00:25:02,141 --> 00:25:03,141
Thank you.
566
00:25:03,341 --> 00:25:04,647
Sisters gotta stick together.
567
00:25:17,925 --> 00:25:19,898
Have you guys ever
experimented?
568
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,761
Like in chemistry class?
569
00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,482
- I took shop.
- Me too.
570
00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:25,307
No, not a chemistry experiment.
571
00:25:25,365 --> 00:25:26,909
But, like, you know...
572
00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:29,824
Sexually?
573
00:25:30,924 --> 00:25:32,107
No.
574
00:25:32,367 --> 00:25:33,606
Nope.
575
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:36,903
Oh, you mean like
rolling her over?
576
00:25:39,382 --> 00:25:41,466
No. Forget it.
577
00:25:49,974 --> 00:25:51,881
Jesus!
578
00:25:52,142 --> 00:25:53,481
Who died?
579
00:25:53,548 --> 00:25:57,266
Gotta look sharp for my employee
of the month portrait session.
580
00:25:57,573 --> 00:26:00,230
Just another rung up
the ladder, boys.
581
00:26:00,614 --> 00:26:04,822
Dress for the job you want,
not for the job you have.
582
00:26:09,121 --> 00:26:10,844
- Hey.
- Oh, hi, franny.
583
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,256
Good morning. How are you?
It's mommy.
584
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,230
I'll be back in just
a few minutes.
585
00:26:15,714 --> 00:26:17,138
Oh, sweetie.
586
00:26:17,196 --> 00:26:19,058
I know someday you may want
a brother or sister,
587
00:26:19,115 --> 00:26:20,816
but... right now I need
to make sure
588
00:26:20,874 --> 00:26:23,068
I can finish welding school
so I can get a sweet job
589
00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:24,731
and we can get a house,
590
00:26:24,798 --> 00:26:26,230
a yard, and a swing set...
591
00:26:26,288 --> 00:26:27,335
How about that?
592
00:26:27,393 --> 00:26:28,481
Wouldn't that be fun?
593
00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:29,791
But right now if I had
another baby,
594
00:26:29,848 --> 00:26:32,066
that would be a really
big disaster.
595
00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:33,862
Hey, did you get it?
596
00:26:34,757 --> 00:26:36,435
Hey!
597
00:26:37,174 --> 00:26:38,923
Where's my pill?!
598
00:26:38,990 --> 00:26:41,631
No fucking way!
599
00:26:43,757 --> 00:26:45,589
Give me back my money!
600
00:26:46,090 --> 00:26:47,649
Get offa me!
601
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,131
You slut!
602
00:26:49,467 --> 00:26:51,361
Mama.
603
00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:56,632
Damn.
604
00:26:57,581 --> 00:26:59,052
Hey.
605
00:27:01,929 --> 00:27:04,182
You are so beautiful.
606
00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,322
Thanks.
607
00:27:07,390 --> 00:27:08,931
You know what I just realized?
608
00:27:09,507 --> 00:27:10,969
Is something wrong?
609
00:27:11,257 --> 00:27:13,782
If I were gay, I would be
all over you.
610
00:27:13,901 --> 00:27:16,626
You're gorgeous, and I
already love you, but...
611
00:27:17,078 --> 00:27:19,315
I'm just not interested
in your vagina.
612
00:27:19,510 --> 00:27:21,964
And that tells me that
I'm not a lesbian.
613
00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:23,307
Simple logic.
614
00:27:23,586 --> 00:27:25,791
Does this have anything to do
with the Russian invasion
615
00:27:25,849 --> 00:27:28,065
of your pussoir again?
616
00:27:28,132 --> 00:27:31,358
There's something about that
angry bitch that gets me off
617
00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:34,165
even when I want to stab her
with a rusty carving knife.
618
00:27:34,316 --> 00:27:36,262
It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
619
00:27:36,883 --> 00:27:39,180
You like it when she
bosses you around.
620
00:27:39,346 --> 00:27:41,357
I do not like it.
It pisses me off.
621
00:27:41,415 --> 00:27:43,516
Well, it doesn't piss off
your vagina.
622
00:27:43,770 --> 00:27:46,138
V, you like to be dominated.
623
00:27:46,392 --> 00:27:48,757
Dominated? Have you met me?
624
00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:54,464
I brought you the schedule.
625
00:27:58,837 --> 00:28:01,990
Melody can't do wednesdays
'cause of her mom's chemo,
626
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,549
and Sierra can't do
Saturday mornings
627
00:28:04,757 --> 00:28:06,107
'cause of Lucas's t-ball,
628
00:28:06,174 --> 00:28:08,209
so switch those
and they're good.
629
00:28:09,435 --> 00:28:12,151
This is the most fucked up place
I've ever seen.
630
00:28:12,407 --> 00:28:14,303
So the old lady died?
631
00:28:14,491 --> 00:28:16,424
Her name was Helen.
632
00:28:17,593 --> 00:28:20,035
Her husband got killed
in Vietnam.
633
00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:22,526
Look.
634
00:28:24,432 --> 00:28:25,904
She was pregnant.
635
00:28:26,435 --> 00:28:27,910
See?
636
00:28:28,049 --> 00:28:29,882
It was a little girl.
637
00:28:33,517 --> 00:28:35,242
They got married
just down the block
638
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,970
right before he shipped out.
639
00:28:38,609 --> 00:28:41,065
May 12th, 1972.
640
00:28:41,285 --> 00:28:43,644
New covenant baptist church.
641
00:28:46,132 --> 00:28:48,465
I mean, that could be me, v.
642
00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:51,312
An old lady, dying alone.
643
00:28:51,882 --> 00:28:54,838
Nothing but purple clothes
in the closet.
644
00:28:54,988 --> 00:28:56,071
Nope.
645
00:28:56,198 --> 00:28:57,731
You're not gettin' rid of me.
646
00:28:57,813 --> 00:28:59,605
And I will never let you
wear purple.
647
00:29:01,929 --> 00:29:04,324
Quit screwing around
and clean this shit out.
648
00:29:06,415 --> 00:29:09,232
Dominated? Really?
649
00:29:09,624 --> 00:29:11,965
Do you have a better
explanation?
650
00:29:12,715 --> 00:29:14,756
♪ Driving rock music ♪
651
00:29:38,347 --> 00:29:39,571
The lesson here
652
00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,120
is that in america,
653
00:29:41,299 --> 00:29:43,421
if you keep your head down
and work hard,
654
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,693
you will be rewarded.
655
00:29:47,289 --> 00:29:48,596
Hm.
656
00:29:49,011 --> 00:29:50,308
Come on up.
657
00:30:05,189 --> 00:30:06,977
Does it have Bluetooth?
658
00:30:10,263 --> 00:30:11,617
Crank it.
659
00:30:13,343 --> 00:30:14,658
Let's ride.
660
00:30:21,137 --> 00:30:22,364
- Whore!
- Redneck!
661
00:30:22,422 --> 00:30:23,514
- Baby killer!
- Fuckin' thief!
662
00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:26,313
How would you like it if somebody
scraped you of their vagina?!
663
00:30:26,371 --> 00:30:27,776
Oh, I would be fuckin'
fine with it...
664
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:28,890
How would you like that?!
665
00:30:28,955 --> 00:30:31,059
Because it would mean i'd
never met a stupid cunt like you
666
00:30:31,116 --> 00:30:32,912
who thinks she knows what to do
with other people's uteruses!
667
00:30:32,969 --> 00:30:34,982
One of these bitches better
make bail before dark
668
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,951
or it's gonna be
a long damn night.
669
00:30:56,936 --> 00:30:58,216
If you want to experiment,
670
00:30:58,274 --> 00:30:59,940
you should do so with
experienced teacher.
671
00:30:59,998 --> 00:31:01,862
Yeah, maybe, but I just
don't feel very gay.
672
00:31:01,924 --> 00:31:04,028
Man, woman...
What difference does it make
673
00:31:04,086 --> 00:31:05,293
if you get pleasure?
674
00:31:05,395 --> 00:31:07,890
A cock is nothing more than
a deformed clitoris.
675
00:31:10,295 --> 00:31:11,546
I don't have very good gay-dar.
676
00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:12,780
I wouldn't know where to look.
677
00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:15,258
Do not look past the trees
to the forest.
678
00:31:15,558 --> 00:31:16,764
What the hell does that mean?
679
00:31:16,822 --> 00:31:18,504
Is that some Russian proverb
or something?
680
00:31:18,562 --> 00:31:20,349
'Cause it's very confusing
and not helping.
681
00:31:23,497 --> 00:31:24,731
Hm?
682
00:31:24,933 --> 00:31:26,367
What?
683
00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:28,857
- Don wessel's kid?
- Mmm.
684
00:31:29,201 --> 00:31:32,013
He was first team all-city
linebacker a few years ago.
685
00:31:42,778 --> 00:31:44,146
Oh, my god.
686
00:31:45,007 --> 00:31:47,726
Grandma said she was crazy,
but...
687
00:31:49,090 --> 00:31:50,485
Wow.
688
00:31:51,072 --> 00:31:53,368
Hi. I'm Fiona.
689
00:31:53,593 --> 00:31:54,855
Are you her daughter?
690
00:31:54,989 --> 00:31:56,466
No, I'm her niece.
691
00:31:56,611 --> 00:31:58,431
Her daughter's been
dead for years.
692
00:31:58,668 --> 00:32:00,297
I was Helen's landlady.
693
00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:03,436
Sylvie. The police called.
694
00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:05,690
I'm her only relative,
I guess.
695
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:06,962
You didn't know her?
696
00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:08,710
No. Not really.
697
00:32:09,577 --> 00:32:11,840
- Huh.
- Ugh, this is awful.
698
00:32:12,382 --> 00:32:15,464
Yeah. She was alone here
for a long time.
699
00:32:15,632 --> 00:32:17,090
Except for this little guy.
700
00:32:19,931 --> 00:32:22,597
She hadn't spoken to the family
for years.
701
00:32:22,823 --> 00:32:24,315
Any idea why?
702
00:32:24,382 --> 00:32:26,257
Her and grandma fought
about something.
703
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,046
Strange, huh?
704
00:32:29,104 --> 00:32:30,854
Whole life,
no forgiveness.
705
00:32:33,572 --> 00:32:35,039
Yeah, that's a shame.
706
00:32:35,477 --> 00:32:37,541
So I'm the lucky heir
to all of this?
707
00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:38,841
Lucky you.
708
00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:41,065
I'll leave you to
look through it all.
709
00:32:41,132 --> 00:32:43,131
It just looks like a bunch
of garbage.
710
00:32:43,198 --> 00:32:44,605
Well, I did find a few photos...
711
00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:47,782
I'm gonna call my husband.
Bring in some reinforcements.
712
00:32:49,139 --> 00:32:50,412
Okay.
713
00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:54,083
Ah, you gotta stay here, okay?
714
00:32:54,618 --> 00:32:57,552
Animal control is gonna
come for her dog.
715
00:32:59,049 --> 00:33:00,648
Hi, thanks for calling.
716
00:33:00,715 --> 00:33:02,408
I'm not able to answer
my phone right now.
717
00:33:06,532 --> 00:33:07,839
Son...
718
00:33:11,924 --> 00:33:14,318
What say we pick up some hos?
719
00:33:16,466 --> 00:33:18,289
Apparently civilization
has reached
720
00:33:18,347 --> 00:33:20,173
a new low water Mark, Dominique.
721
00:33:20,255 --> 00:33:23,898
Last night, a vandal severed
the arm of Michael Jordan.
722
00:33:24,092 --> 00:33:27,277
That's right, Chicago's greatest
hero has been mutilated,
723
00:33:27,405 --> 00:33:30,130
no doubt by some
crazed celtics fan.
724
00:33:30,372 --> 00:33:31,738
Hey.
725
00:33:31,798 --> 00:33:33,895
Uh, you remember a guy
that might've
726
00:33:33,975 --> 00:33:35,044
accidentally taken these?
727
00:33:35,102 --> 00:33:36,804
I remember drunk assholes.
728
00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:38,860
There was more than one asshole?
729
00:33:39,403 --> 00:33:42,156
He and his girlfriend were
in here all night.
730
00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:44,217
His girlfriend?
731
00:33:44,293 --> 00:33:45,730
Said they wanted maple bars.
732
00:33:45,788 --> 00:33:48,315
I didn't have maple bars,
so they went crazy.
733
00:33:48,617 --> 00:33:51,366
I wasn't gonna fight some drunk
over some doughnuts, you know?
734
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:53,349
- Right, yeah.
- Then they come back.
735
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,731
Said he felt bad.
736
00:33:54,798 --> 00:33:56,839
Gives me $2 while
little miss shit-faced
737
00:33:56,906 --> 00:34:00,107
says she has to pee, only she
goes in the wrong door.
738
00:34:00,174 --> 00:34:02,881
So I tell him, "your
girlfriend's in the back."
739
00:34:02,948 --> 00:34:04,315
Next thing I hear,
740
00:34:04,382 --> 00:34:05,714
they're screaming
like animals,
741
00:34:05,781 --> 00:34:08,201
and he's running out
the door with her hair.
742
00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:12,733
What happened to the girl?
743
00:34:23,132 --> 00:34:24,424
Jesus.
744
00:34:31,174 --> 00:34:32,292
Hey.
745
00:34:34,807 --> 00:34:37,613
- Are you okay?
- Ow.
746
00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:39,806
Shit.
747
00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:44,892
Fuckin' Brad.
748
00:34:45,276 --> 00:34:48,448
Those extensions cost me $300.
749
00:34:52,098 --> 00:34:54,639
Cami's not gonna take him back.
He's gone.
750
00:34:55,097 --> 00:34:56,458
You don't know that.
751
00:34:56,665 --> 00:34:59,898
You're fooling yourself.
You can't save everybody.
752
00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:01,413
I'm not trying
to save everybody;
753
00:35:01,471 --> 00:35:03,107
I'm trying to help my friend.
754
00:35:03,172 --> 00:35:04,682
This is the way
the world is, lip.
755
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,864
- You live long enough...
- You need to walk away.
756
00:35:06,921 --> 00:35:08,972
- All right?
- His sobriety is not yours.
757
00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:11,565
This codependent shit's
gonna drag you down, too.
758
00:35:11,632 --> 00:35:13,619
What, like I'm not
already down?
759
00:35:13,865 --> 00:35:16,892
Like my life isn't a complete
fucking waste?
760
00:35:17,924 --> 00:35:19,173
Look, if Brad can't make it,
761
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,018
how am I supposed to, huh?
762
00:35:21,701 --> 00:35:24,225
You think you're so smart,
you old drunk prick?
763
00:35:24,352 --> 00:35:28,229
How the fuck am I supposed
to make it if Brad can't?!
764
00:35:43,965 --> 00:35:45,478
Leave.
765
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,340
You got no faith?
766
00:35:50,628 --> 00:35:52,399
That's on you.
767
00:35:53,178 --> 00:35:54,923
But I'm doing this.
768
00:35:54,990 --> 00:35:57,964
♪ Melancholy music ♪
769
00:36:18,757 --> 00:36:20,341
Listen, um...
770
00:36:20,792 --> 00:36:23,796
You have any idea
where Brad is?
771
00:36:25,467 --> 00:36:28,507
♪ Upbeat rock music ♪
772
00:36:50,398 --> 00:36:51,925
Hi.
773
00:36:53,487 --> 00:36:54,671
Got a minute?
774
00:36:54,729 --> 00:36:56,007
Not really.
775
00:36:56,065 --> 00:36:58,897
We're short-handed today.
Sue's out.
776
00:36:59,106 --> 00:37:02,354
Ian... I don't want us
to fight anymore.
777
00:37:02,663 --> 00:37:04,285
Who's fighting?
778
00:37:05,597 --> 00:37:07,072
You do know that
I didn't realize
779
00:37:07,132 --> 00:37:08,720
it was your shelter, right?
780
00:37:08,886 --> 00:37:10,594
What difference
does that make?
781
00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:13,390
I just want to put it
behind us.
782
00:37:13,604 --> 00:37:15,296
Do what you gotta do.
783
00:37:15,662 --> 00:37:17,839
Hey. We're family.
784
00:37:18,049 --> 00:37:20,301
Come on, there's nothing
more important than that.
785
00:37:21,090 --> 00:37:22,690
There is to you.
786
00:37:22,748 --> 00:37:24,289
What's that supposed to mean?
787
00:37:24,532 --> 00:37:25,887
Money.
788
00:37:26,965 --> 00:37:28,715
That is so unfair.
789
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,065
If I had known that it was you
trying to buy it,
790
00:37:32,132 --> 00:37:33,964
I would've come to you first
to talk about it.
791
00:37:34,142 --> 00:37:35,707
Still would've made
the same mistake.
792
00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,238
So what?
793
00:37:37,486 --> 00:37:39,423
- I didn't make a mistake.
- Right.
794
00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:42,589
Because what's good for Fiona
can't be a mistake.
795
00:37:42,656 --> 00:37:43,859
You're wrong.
796
00:37:43,917 --> 00:37:46,740
Bunch of kids with nothing
just needed a place to sleep.
797
00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:48,516
But you getting rich
is more important than that.
798
00:37:48,573 --> 00:37:49,671
- Getting rich?
- Yeah.
799
00:37:49,729 --> 00:37:51,255
I'm barely scraping by!
800
00:37:51,313 --> 00:37:54,579
I've been cleaning a dead body
out of an apartment all day!
801
00:37:54,637 --> 00:37:57,131
Your moral compass is seriously
fucked up.
802
00:37:57,246 --> 00:37:58,767
Moral compass?
803
00:37:58,886 --> 00:38:01,589
I've been working my ass off
trying to make a life for myself
804
00:38:01,656 --> 00:38:03,026
and you turn on me?
805
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,023
For what?
A bunch of strangers?
806
00:38:06,090 --> 00:38:08,357
Why should I sacrifice
everything I worked for
807
00:38:08,424 --> 00:38:09,890
just so they can move
into that building?
808
00:38:09,947 --> 00:38:11,386
Because they're helpless,
and you're not!
809
00:38:11,443 --> 00:38:12,613
That's bullshit.
810
00:38:12,679 --> 00:38:15,188
They have just as much
of a chance as I ever had.
811
00:38:15,339 --> 00:38:17,142
The fuck... I'm not gonna
apologize to you
812
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,340
or anybody else for trying
to better myself.
813
00:38:19,407 --> 00:38:21,116
Better all of us.
814
00:38:24,615 --> 00:38:27,106
I don't know who
you are anymore.
815
00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:39,070
You should really shave,
you know that?
816
00:38:40,466 --> 00:38:41,924
Dinner...
817
00:38:42,259 --> 00:38:43,842
Is served.
818
00:38:49,837 --> 00:38:50,954
Nice cock.
819
00:38:51,044 --> 00:38:52,515
It'll look even better
in your mouth.
820
00:38:52,573 --> 00:38:53,751
Mm.
821
00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:56,405
It's no clitoris.
822
00:38:57,402 --> 00:39:00,703
And it's big in a way that's
hard for me to accept.
823
00:39:00,863 --> 00:39:03,147
I appreciate the yelp review.
824
00:39:03,388 --> 00:39:04,889
Now could you get started?
825
00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:17,768
I don't even have a hard-on.
826
00:39:17,882 --> 00:39:19,815
- Bullshit.
- Dude, I swear.
827
00:39:19,882 --> 00:39:21,232
That's impossible.
828
00:39:21,299 --> 00:39:22,589
No, I got nothin'.
829
00:39:22,656 --> 00:39:24,274
No way.
It... look at me.
830
00:39:24,341 --> 00:39:26,756
Look at both of us.
We're like Greek gods.
831
00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:28,098
Let me see.
832
00:39:34,523 --> 00:39:36,231
Dude, are you even gay?
833
00:39:38,341 --> 00:39:41,299
No. Apparently not.
834
00:40:09,549 --> 00:40:10,866
Hi.
835
00:40:11,287 --> 00:40:12,725
Hey.
836
00:40:13,216 --> 00:40:16,030
We'll have this place cleaned
out in a few hours.
837
00:40:16,786 --> 00:40:18,690
Great. Thanks.
838
00:40:18,930 --> 00:40:21,273
I don't suppose there's
a cleaning deposit on it?
839
00:40:21,431 --> 00:40:23,507
Uh, no. Sorry.
840
00:40:25,326 --> 00:40:27,018
Oh, there were, um...
841
00:40:27,161 --> 00:40:29,140
I put a few of her photos
842
00:40:29,314 --> 00:40:31,399
right on top of that little
table right there.
843
00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:32,999
Oh, I didn't see 'em.
844
00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:36,864
You know, we just don't have
room for all of this junk.
845
00:40:37,283 --> 00:40:39,259
Yeah. Of course.
846
00:40:43,447 --> 00:40:46,446
♪ Mellow music ♪
847
00:40:49,632 --> 00:40:50,632
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
848
00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:53,690
♪ oh, oh, oh ♪
849
00:40:55,090 --> 00:40:56,547
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
850
00:40:56,614 --> 00:40:58,839
♪ I got my life tied up ♪
851
00:40:58,906 --> 00:41:00,857
♪ inside ♪
852
00:41:00,924 --> 00:41:04,631
♪ I know just what I'm after,
all right ♪
853
00:41:06,924 --> 00:41:09,440
♪ ah, ah ♪
854
00:41:10,698 --> 00:41:14,232
♪ ah, ah ♪
855
00:41:14,815 --> 00:41:17,256
It's closed. Let's go.
856
00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:20,065
I'm gonna take a walk
around the block.
857
00:41:20,441 --> 00:41:22,467
You know this guy isn't
worth it, right?
858
00:41:22,648 --> 00:41:24,208
Just take a minute.
859
00:41:52,745 --> 00:41:53,786
Hey.
860
00:41:56,213 --> 00:41:57,463
Brad!
861
00:41:59,910 --> 00:42:01,077
Come on.
862
00:42:02,181 --> 00:42:03,513
Hey.
863
00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:08,274
No.
864
00:42:08,423 --> 00:42:10,037
I g... I gotta...
865
00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:12,530
I-I wrecked her hair.
866
00:42:13,022 --> 00:42:14,771
I'm waitin' for wynona.
867
00:42:14,906 --> 00:42:17,226
Yeah, all right, let's just wait
in the car, okay?
868
00:42:17,438 --> 00:42:18,581
Come here.
869
00:42:19,521 --> 00:42:21,997
Wh-what the fuck
are you doing?
870
00:42:22,428 --> 00:42:24,261
- I'm taking you home.
- No.
871
00:42:24,319 --> 00:42:26,142
- No, I...
- Easy.
872
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,735
Easy, easy, easy.
Easy. Come on.
873
00:42:27,793 --> 00:42:30,087
Just get... all right?
874
00:42:30,950 --> 00:42:33,422
- Get in the car, all right?
- No. No!
875
00:42:33,507 --> 00:42:35,131
I-I said leave me alone!
876
00:42:35,198 --> 00:42:37,085
Asshole.
877
00:42:37,544 --> 00:42:39,211
Look, I'm not leaving you,
all right?
878
00:42:39,269 --> 00:42:40,460
I'm taking you...
879
00:42:40,518 --> 00:42:42,479
Ffff...
880
00:42:42,622 --> 00:42:43,728
Fuck.
881
00:42:52,807 --> 00:42:53,897
Aah!
882
00:42:54,132 --> 00:42:55,132
Argh!
883
00:42:59,341 --> 00:43:04,423
♪ Reflective music ♪
884
00:43:09,379 --> 00:43:11,471
That's the one that
eats human flesh?
885
00:43:15,702 --> 00:43:17,399
Come on, is that necessary?
886
00:43:17,466 --> 00:43:20,151
I've been bit by big and small.
887
00:43:20,429 --> 00:43:21,589
Hurts every time.
888
00:43:33,673 --> 00:43:36,548
♪ Right in front
of my eyes ♪
889
00:43:51,443 --> 00:43:53,145
I tried, okay?
890
00:43:53,996 --> 00:43:56,109
But I'm not even part gay.
891
00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:58,150
I'm just a boring hetero dude.
892
00:43:58,388 --> 00:44:00,889
So go ahead, you and svet can
have your spas-gasms.
893
00:44:00,947 --> 00:44:02,806
I'll just be here on the couch,
jerking off.
894
00:44:03,338 --> 00:44:05,579
Well, it was brave
of you to try.
895
00:44:06,174 --> 00:44:08,711
The truth is, I just wanted
to make you jealous.
896
00:44:08,868 --> 00:44:10,182
Like I am.
897
00:44:12,857 --> 00:44:14,892
You don't have to be
jealous, babe.
898
00:44:15,226 --> 00:44:17,386
I think Fiona helped me realize
899
00:44:17,449 --> 00:44:19,216
what her real power is
over me.
900
00:44:19,338 --> 00:44:20,911
It's not the vagina.
901
00:44:21,907 --> 00:44:24,340
What could be more powerful
than a vagina?
902
00:44:24,407 --> 00:44:25,657
It's her bitchiness.
903
00:44:25,734 --> 00:44:28,143
It's not women.
It's being dominated.
904
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,615
Well, great.
905
00:44:32,212 --> 00:44:33,839
Maybe I could do
that for you.
906
00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:34,969
You?
907
00:44:35,027 --> 00:44:36,095
Sure.
908
00:44:37,416 --> 00:44:38,940
Why not?
909
00:44:39,329 --> 00:44:40,940
What could I do?
Just tell me.
910
00:44:41,332 --> 00:44:42,648
Give me some ideas.
911
00:44:42,715 --> 00:44:44,797
I'll try anything you ask.
I'm yours to command.
912
00:44:44,873 --> 00:44:48,165
Just tell me...
How to dominate you.
913
00:44:48,355 --> 00:44:50,436
I think you're missing
the point, babe.
914
00:44:52,015 --> 00:44:53,401
All right, I'll go.
915
00:44:53,607 --> 00:44:55,132
I'll be right back
916
00:44:55,301 --> 00:44:57,396
and boss you around, okay?
917
00:44:58,477 --> 00:45:00,839
♪ Funky music ♪
918
00:45:09,715 --> 00:45:11,618
Who let me be a father?
919
00:45:12,732 --> 00:45:16,011
That kid is so screwed having me
as an old man.
920
00:45:18,081 --> 00:45:21,039
Everyone's old man
is an asshole.
921
00:45:21,778 --> 00:45:23,621
You're not special.
922
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,280
Tell me I didn't fuck yoli.
923
00:45:31,302 --> 00:45:32,664
I can't go back.
924
00:45:32,823 --> 00:45:34,745
I can't face cami.
925
00:45:36,246 --> 00:45:38,398
They're better off without me.
926
00:45:40,156 --> 00:45:41,922
Drink your coffee.
927
00:45:42,687 --> 00:45:44,620
I just don't have it, man.
928
00:45:45,981 --> 00:45:48,356
I don't have the strength.
929
00:45:49,787 --> 00:45:51,773
Let me go. Just...
930
00:45:52,068 --> 00:45:53,765
Let me go.
931
00:45:59,957 --> 00:46:01,207
Look at me.
932
00:46:02,991 --> 00:46:04,690
You think you're
such a fuckup?
933
00:46:04,779 --> 00:46:05,833
You got everything, man.
934
00:46:05,891 --> 00:46:08,232
Everything that matters,
you've got.
935
00:46:08,385 --> 00:46:09,957
You think that was an accident?
936
00:46:10,115 --> 00:46:12,065
You built that family.
937
00:46:12,381 --> 00:46:14,857
Right? You built that business.
938
00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:17,441
Hard work.
Recovery every day.
939
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,573
You have a life.
You have people that love you.
940
00:46:20,991 --> 00:46:22,501
'Cause you deserve it.
941
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:28,481
So shut the hell up,
you whiny bitch.
942
00:46:28,555 --> 00:46:30,169
Drink your coffee.
943
00:46:34,341 --> 00:46:37,258
And then you're
gonna start over.
944
00:46:45,957 --> 00:46:47,990
I hurt my hand on your
fuckin' ribs.
945
00:46:48,049 --> 00:46:50,881
Yeah. I think you might've
broke one, too.
946
00:46:50,948 --> 00:46:53,488
Good, asshole.
I owe you.
947
00:46:53,887 --> 00:46:55,831
Hey. Hey, turn that up.
948
00:46:56,046 --> 00:46:57,372
And the search
949
00:46:57,430 --> 00:46:59,946
for the most hated man
in Chicago continues,
950
00:47:00,004 --> 00:47:02,271
as the fate of the Michael
Jordan statue's arm
951
00:47:02,490 --> 00:47:04,565
remains a mystery.
952
00:47:04,632 --> 00:47:08,123
Somebody cut off the arm
of the Michael Jordan statue?
953
00:47:08,857 --> 00:47:11,561
What kind of asshole would
do something like that?
954
00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:17,741
No.
955
00:47:18,348 --> 00:47:20,214
No way.
956
00:47:20,485 --> 00:47:23,257
It's just 'cause I...
I love him so much, man.
957
00:47:24,577 --> 00:47:26,048
What did I do with it?
958
00:47:26,333 --> 00:47:28,096
Because, you know...
959
00:47:28,384 --> 00:47:30,982
I-I'll be burned at the stake
if people find out.
960
00:47:31,159 --> 00:47:32,767
It's taken care of.
961
00:47:33,673 --> 00:47:36,714
♪ Driving rock music ♪
962
00:47:55,910 --> 00:47:57,076
Lady?
963
00:47:58,216 --> 00:47:59,216
What?
964
00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:03,281
- Do you have any kids?
- No.
965
00:48:03,593 --> 00:48:05,156
You didn't want any?
966
00:48:07,579 --> 00:48:08,954
I can't.
967
00:48:11,042 --> 00:48:12,125
Sorry.
968
00:48:12,276 --> 00:48:13,618
Go to hell.
969
00:48:14,166 --> 00:48:16,366
There's a gay guy,
a black dude,
970
00:48:16,438 --> 00:48:18,971
and a terrorist with a baby
here to bail you out.
971
00:48:19,786 --> 00:48:21,702
Let your baby live!
972
00:48:24,216 --> 00:48:26,223
- Hi, franny!
- There's your mommy.
973
00:48:26,281 --> 00:48:27,790
Thank you.
974
00:48:30,858 --> 00:48:32,366
There you go.
975
00:48:32,478 --> 00:48:33,957
You're the best, frank.
976
00:48:34,021 --> 00:48:36,728
And congratulations
on employee of the month.
977
00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,350
Can't imagine why
it took so long.
978
00:48:40,615 --> 00:48:42,216
Frank Gallagher?
979
00:48:42,354 --> 00:48:43,494
Chuck hartley.
980
00:48:43,609 --> 00:48:44,609
From corporate.
981
00:48:44,667 --> 00:48:45,809
Oh!
982
00:48:45,867 --> 00:48:47,841
A pleasure to meet
one of the elite.
983
00:48:48,090 --> 00:48:50,085
Can we talk for a minute
in Mr. Singh's office?
984
00:48:50,202 --> 00:48:51,276
Sure.
985
00:48:51,334 --> 00:48:52,745
Go to the loading dock.
986
00:48:52,815 --> 00:48:54,523
Go to the loading dock, please.
987
00:48:57,092 --> 00:48:58,690
Adeeb's not joining us?
988
00:48:58,863 --> 00:49:01,112
I'm-I'm sorry to say no.
989
00:49:01,209 --> 00:49:02,908
Um...
990
00:49:04,597 --> 00:49:07,904
Mr. Singh was
let go yesterday.
991
00:49:09,548 --> 00:49:12,523
Chuck, if I may,
this is not easy for me.
992
00:49:12,743 --> 00:49:16,045
Adeeb was a dear friend
as well as a colleague.
993
00:49:16,103 --> 00:49:17,407
He took a chance on me.
994
00:49:17,466 --> 00:49:19,441
In a way, he gave me
a new life.
995
00:49:19,521 --> 00:49:21,426
- He was first-rate, all right.
- So...
996
00:49:21,585 --> 00:49:23,858
You can understand that...
997
00:49:24,257 --> 00:49:26,274
Though I am flattered...
998
00:49:26,862 --> 00:49:29,451
And yes, ready to step
into his place,
999
00:49:29,554 --> 00:49:31,429
I do it with a heavy heart.
1000
00:49:31,811 --> 00:49:35,212
I'd thought it would be
a while before I replaced him.
1001
00:49:35,474 --> 00:49:36,857
Oh.
1002
00:49:37,095 --> 00:49:38,357
Frank...
1003
00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:40,341
You have the wrong idea.
1004
00:49:41,341 --> 00:49:42,576
Oh.
1005
00:49:42,838 --> 00:49:43,861
Is that so?
1006
00:49:43,919 --> 00:49:46,621
Well, if this is a, uh...
1007
00:49:46,915 --> 00:49:48,956
A move to corporate...
1008
00:49:49,107 --> 00:49:51,356
I'm here to let you go, too.
1009
00:49:51,733 --> 00:49:53,025
What?
1010
00:49:55,901 --> 00:49:57,589
Today is your last day.
1011
00:49:57,656 --> 00:49:59,440
I-I don't understand.
1012
00:49:59,507 --> 00:50:02,006
I'm employee of the month.
What did I do wrong?
1013
00:50:02,073 --> 00:50:04,568
Oh, my gosh. Nothing.
1014
00:50:05,609 --> 00:50:07,047
Nothing at all.
1015
00:50:07,174 --> 00:50:09,466
You were the model employee.
1016
00:50:11,584 --> 00:50:14,940
Corporate is shutting down
the store.
1017
00:50:15,007 --> 00:50:18,630
Half the stores
in the country, actually.
1018
00:50:19,341 --> 00:50:21,857
See, the Internet gutted us,
1019
00:50:21,924 --> 00:50:25,690
like a... an alien popping out
of our stomachs
1020
00:50:25,757 --> 00:50:27,548
and eating our brains.
1021
00:50:30,965 --> 00:50:33,006
I'm working my way
across the country
1022
00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:34,742
like the angel of death.
1023
00:50:37,459 --> 00:50:39,676
And once I finish
burying spokane,
1024
00:50:39,763 --> 00:50:41,993
there'll only be one man
left to fire.
1025
00:50:42,153 --> 00:50:43,276
Who's that?
1026
00:50:44,439 --> 00:50:45,814
Myself.
1027
00:50:53,132 --> 00:50:55,089
I wish you luck, my friend.
1028
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,481
Thank you, Chuck.
1029
00:50:57,855 --> 00:51:00,589
But men like us...
We land on our feet.
1030
00:51:00,656 --> 00:51:03,567
We're diligent,
dependable, honest.
1031
00:51:03,625 --> 00:51:06,575
We got gumption,
can-do spirit.
1032
00:51:06,853 --> 00:51:08,859
Temporary setback at best.
1033
00:51:10,257 --> 00:51:11,686
Right.
1034
00:51:23,565 --> 00:51:26,099
Dang it!
Ah, we're running out of time!
1035
00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:27,806
I got this.
1036
00:51:29,041 --> 00:51:30,914
I'll get the pills.
1037
00:51:31,298 --> 00:51:33,525
Allah 'akbar!
1038
00:51:34,466 --> 00:51:35,757
Seriously?!
1039
00:51:35,824 --> 00:51:38,298
Allah 'akbar!
1040
00:51:38,365 --> 00:51:40,547
Allah!
1041
00:51:41,924 --> 00:51:43,894
Come on, let's go!
1042
00:51:44,924 --> 00:51:46,839
Can I have the morning after
pill, please?
1043
00:51:46,906 --> 00:51:49,881
♪ Upbeat music ♪
1044
00:52:19,071 --> 00:52:20,349
What do you think?
1045
00:52:23,798 --> 00:52:24,964
What do you think?
1046
00:52:25,031 --> 00:52:26,417
Oh!
1047
00:52:26,592 --> 00:52:28,381
Not a chance, pal.
1048
00:53:10,590 --> 00:53:13,672
♪ Laid-back rock music ♪
1049
00:53:18,257 --> 00:53:21,027
Ladies and gentlemen, do you
believe in miracles?
1050
00:53:21,162 --> 00:53:23,449
Because the city of Chicago
woke to find
1051
00:53:23,513 --> 00:53:25,785
the lost dunking arm
of Michael Jordan
1052
00:53:25,843 --> 00:53:27,245
has reappeared,
1053
00:53:27,303 --> 00:53:29,305
now planted at ping Tom park...
1054
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,831
Or as the citizens of Chicago
are demanding,
1055
00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:34,143
"his airness memorial park."
1056
00:53:34,262 --> 00:53:36,838
Mj's arm reaches majestically
1057
00:53:36,957 --> 00:53:39,315
and eternally to the heavens.
1058
00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:41,183
What could be more fitting?
1059
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John, back to you.
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