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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,803 --> 00:00:09,514 Rue: When Cal was a Senior in high school... 2 00:00:09,597 --> 00:00:11,391 Morning, dingleberry. 3 00:00:12,767 --> 00:00:14,394 Yeah... 4 00:00:14,477 --> 00:00:16,980 No, I'm gonna kick your ass. 5 00:00:17,063 --> 00:00:19,941 Yeah, well... put your bra and panties on. 6 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:23,319 Okay... I'll be there in 10. 7 00:00:23,403 --> 00:00:26,072 Rue: ...he spent every day with his best friend Derek. 8 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:28,283 (car door shuts, engine starts) 9 00:00:29,826 --> 00:00:32,287 ("Mystify" by INXS playing) 10 00:00:32,370 --> 00:00:33,788 ♪ All veils and misty ♪ 11 00:00:33,872 --> 00:00:35,790 ♪ Streets of blue ♪ 12 00:00:37,709 --> 00:00:39,544 ♪ Almond looks ♪ 13 00:00:40,795 --> 00:00:43,506 ♪ That chill divine ♪ 14 00:00:44,507 --> 00:00:47,802 ♪ Some silken moment ♪ 15 00:00:47,886 --> 00:00:52,265 -(whistles) - ♪ Goes on forever ♪ 16 00:00:52,348 --> 00:00:58,938 ♪ And we're leavin' broken hearts behind ♪ 17 00:00:59,022 --> 00:01:00,565 -(whistle blows) -♪ Mystify ♪ 18 00:01:00,648 --> 00:01:02,650 Coach: Let's go! Work it! Work it! 19 00:01:02,734 --> 00:01:04,319 Come on! Let's go! Work hard! 20 00:01:04,402 --> 00:01:07,280 You pansy motherfucker! Let's go, Cal! 21 00:01:07,363 --> 00:01:09,908 Don't be a pussy! Let's go! Work hard! 22 00:01:09,991 --> 00:01:12,786 ♪ Mystify me ♪ 23 00:01:14,037 --> 00:01:17,624 -♪ I need perfection ♪ -Coach: Work hard! 24 00:01:17,707 --> 00:01:20,335 ♪ Some twisted selection ♪ 25 00:01:21,544 --> 00:01:23,671 ♪ That tangles me ♪ 26 00:01:25,590 --> 00:01:28,259 ♪ To keep me alive ♪ 27 00:01:29,427 --> 00:01:32,305 ♪ Mystify ♪ 28 00:01:32,388 --> 00:01:35,809 -♪ Mystify me ♪ -Good work, boy. 29 00:01:36,976 --> 00:01:43,358 ♪ Mystify, mystify me ♪ 30 00:01:44,943 --> 00:01:48,822 ♪ Eternally wild with the power ♪ 31 00:01:48,905 --> 00:01:51,699 ♪ To make every moment come alive ♪ 32 00:01:51,783 --> 00:01:55,537 ♪ All those stars that shine upon you ♪ 33 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:59,165 ♪ Well they kiss you every night ♪ 34 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:01,584 ♪ Mystify ♪ 35 00:02:01,668 --> 00:02:06,297 ♪ Mystify me ♪ 36 00:02:06,381 --> 00:02:09,384 ♪ Mystify ♪ 37 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:15,139 You wanna get a milkshake? 38 00:02:15,223 --> 00:02:18,393 ("Never Let Me Down Again" by Depeche Mode playing) 39 00:02:24,107 --> 00:02:29,320 ♪ I'm taking a ride with my best friend ♪ 40 00:02:29,404 --> 00:02:32,031 Rue: The best part about his relationship with Derek 41 00:02:32,115 --> 00:02:34,075 was that they could talk for hours 42 00:02:34,158 --> 00:02:36,744 about sports, girls, life, whatever. 43 00:02:36,828 --> 00:02:39,914 It didn't matter. 44 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:44,460 Or they could just sit in silence. 45 00:02:45,753 --> 00:02:47,547 They were that close. 46 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:49,465 That comfortable. 47 00:02:51,593 --> 00:02:53,887 ♪ ♪ 48 00:03:06,149 --> 00:03:09,110 -Derek: You can go. -What? 49 00:03:10,778 --> 00:03:12,071 Oh. 50 00:03:12,155 --> 00:03:13,907 Rue: He met Marsha junior year. 51 00:03:13,990 --> 00:03:16,659 ("The Look" by Roxette playing) 52 00:03:19,287 --> 00:03:21,414 -What? -Nothin'. 53 00:03:22,665 --> 00:03:24,751 ♪ Walking like a man Hitting like a hammer ♪ 54 00:03:24,834 --> 00:03:26,419 ♪ She's a juvenile scam ♪ 55 00:03:26,502 --> 00:03:29,088 Marsha. Marsha, stop. 56 00:03:29,172 --> 00:03:31,174 ♪ She's got the look ♪ 57 00:03:31,257 --> 00:03:34,761 Marsha... I'm gonna bite your foot I swear to God. 58 00:03:34,844 --> 00:03:36,596 Marsha (giggles): Do it. 59 00:03:36,679 --> 00:03:38,723 -Cal: I am driving. -So? 60 00:03:38,806 --> 00:03:41,684 It is dangerous. 61 00:03:41,768 --> 00:03:44,187 ♪ She's got the look, she's got the look ♪ 62 00:03:44,270 --> 00:03:45,939 ♪ She's got the look ♪ 63 00:03:46,022 --> 00:03:46,940 Ah... 64 00:03:47,023 --> 00:03:48,650 ♪ What in the world can make... ♪ 65 00:03:48,733 --> 00:03:49,984 Rue: Marsha was way more forward 66 00:03:50,068 --> 00:03:51,778 than any girl he had met before. 67 00:03:51,861 --> 00:03:53,237 ♪ When everything... ♪ 68 00:03:53,321 --> 00:03:55,782 Rue: And even though he wasn't always comfortable, 69 00:03:55,865 --> 00:03:57,450 he was grateful she pushed his boundaries. 70 00:03:57,533 --> 00:03:59,494 ♪ She's got the look, she's got the look ♪ 71 00:03:59,577 --> 00:04:02,330 ♪ She's got the look, she's got the look ♪ 72 00:04:03,206 --> 00:04:07,126 Ooh god. Ooh. 73 00:04:07,210 --> 00:04:09,462 ♪ And I go la la la la la ♪ 74 00:04:09,545 --> 00:04:10,421 Ahh. 75 00:04:10,505 --> 00:04:12,256 Rue: He couldn't wait to tell Derek. 76 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:13,925 Cal: And then she unbuttoned my pants, 77 00:04:14,008 --> 00:04:16,094 and, like, just went for it. 78 00:04:16,177 --> 00:04:17,262 Derek: Dude, was it good? 79 00:04:17,345 --> 00:04:18,638 Cal: I mean, yeah. (chuckles) 80 00:04:18,721 --> 00:04:20,139 Derek: And, like... 81 00:04:20,223 --> 00:04:25,061 could she, like, I mean, uh, did she, like, uh, deep throat? 82 00:04:25,144 --> 00:04:28,982 -Yeah. (laughs) -Oh, nice, dude. 83 00:04:29,065 --> 00:04:32,318 -Where'd you pop? -Where do ya think? 84 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:35,154 -And she swallowed? -Yeah. (laughs) 85 00:04:35,238 --> 00:04:37,699 -Wow, dude. Ah. -Yeah. 86 00:04:37,782 --> 00:04:43,287 -So, I mean, she's a keeper? -Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 87 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,081 I guess so. 88 00:04:45,164 --> 00:04:47,834 ("Chains of Love" by Erasure playing) 89 00:04:47,917 --> 00:04:49,002 (door opens) 90 00:04:49,085 --> 00:04:51,462 ♪ Together with me and my baby ♪ 91 00:04:51,546 --> 00:04:53,798 ♪ Break the chains of love ♪ 92 00:04:53,881 --> 00:04:55,883 Derek, hit the road. 93 00:04:55,967 --> 00:04:59,303 -Uh... yeah, I'll see you at practice. -Yep. 94 00:04:59,387 --> 00:05:01,347 Have a good night, Mr. Jacobs. 95 00:05:06,811 --> 00:05:08,813 -Get up. -I will. 96 00:05:08,896 --> 00:05:09,981 Right now. 97 00:05:10,064 --> 00:05:11,733 I don't feel well. 98 00:05:11,816 --> 00:05:13,651 Bud: You were fine when I walked in. 99 00:05:17,196 --> 00:05:18,614 Dinner's on the table. 100 00:05:25,038 --> 00:05:27,999 ("Lips Like Sugar" by Echo & the Bunnymen playing) 101 00:05:28,082 --> 00:05:29,459 (softly): Oh fuck. 102 00:05:31,961 --> 00:05:34,339 So, um... 103 00:05:36,841 --> 00:05:39,218 I met a girl. 104 00:05:39,302 --> 00:05:40,678 Rue: And so did Derek. 105 00:05:40,762 --> 00:05:43,973 -Hey! Come on in! -Hey! 106 00:05:46,434 --> 00:05:49,353 ♪ She floats like a swan ♪ 107 00:05:50,772 --> 00:05:54,108 ♪ Grace on the water ♪ 108 00:05:54,192 --> 00:05:56,736 -♪ Lips like sugar ♪ -Derek: I got an idea. 109 00:05:56,819 --> 00:05:59,572 Cal: What are you doin', bro? 110 00:05:59,655 --> 00:06:01,532 Lisa: Oh my god, Derek! 111 00:06:01,616 --> 00:06:03,076 Let's go for a swim. 112 00:06:03,159 --> 00:06:04,911 -Marsha: Yeah, let's do it! -Cal: Should we do it? 113 00:06:04,994 --> 00:06:06,621 -Oh my god. -Come on, come on! 114 00:06:07,955 --> 00:06:08,915 Marsha: Come on! 115 00:06:08,998 --> 00:06:11,584 ♪ Lips like sugar ♪ 116 00:06:11,667 --> 00:06:14,170 -(both yelling) -♪ Sugar kisses ♪ 117 00:06:16,339 --> 00:06:19,133 -All right, let's go! -Woo! 118 00:06:19,217 --> 00:06:22,804 (squealing, laughter) 119 00:06:22,887 --> 00:06:26,557 ♪ Lips like sugar ♪ 120 00:06:26,641 --> 00:06:29,519 ♪ Sugar kisses ♪ 121 00:06:35,066 --> 00:06:38,152 -Lisa: Have fun, guys. -Derek: Have fun, big boy. 122 00:06:41,906 --> 00:06:44,367 Marsha... what're you doin'? 123 00:06:45,368 --> 00:06:48,121 Hold... Hold on. 124 00:06:48,204 --> 00:06:51,958 (moans) Oh... I'm so sorry. 125 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:57,130 (grunts and laughs) 126 00:06:57,213 --> 00:07:00,550 Rue: And just like that... it became a regular thing. 127 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:04,887 ("She Sells Sanctuary" by The Cult playing) 128 00:07:04,971 --> 00:07:08,724 (both moaning) 129 00:07:10,601 --> 00:07:14,730 ♪ Make my back burn ♪ 130 00:07:14,814 --> 00:07:16,858 Rue: Back then, Marsha would tell him what felt good, 131 00:07:16,941 --> 00:07:19,026 and, eventually, he got better at it. 132 00:07:19,110 --> 00:07:21,362 (Marsha moaning) 133 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:25,658 Oh my god. 134 00:07:28,870 --> 00:07:31,289 -You're smiling. -(laughs) That was amazing. 135 00:07:31,372 --> 00:07:34,333 -You like it that much? -Cal: I do. 136 00:07:35,543 --> 00:07:36,669 I'm fine with that. 137 00:07:36,752 --> 00:07:40,006 -Mind if I do it again? -Please do. 138 00:07:40,089 --> 00:07:41,007 (moaning) 139 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:42,884 Rue: And he did like it that much. 140 00:07:42,967 --> 00:07:45,803 In fact, it was all he could think about. 141 00:07:45,887 --> 00:07:47,471 -Really? -I love it. 142 00:07:47,555 --> 00:07:49,557 Yeah, I don't know, uh, I like women, but... 143 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,392 you couldn't pay me to eat pussy. 144 00:07:52,977 --> 00:07:57,565 ("It Ain't Over 'til It's Over" by Lenny Kravitz playing) 145 00:07:57,648 --> 00:07:59,817 ♪ So many tears I've cried ♪ 146 00:07:59,901 --> 00:08:03,070 ♪ So much pain inside ♪ 147 00:08:03,154 --> 00:08:08,367 ♪ But baby, it ain't over 'til it's over ♪ 148 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:12,705 ♪ So many years we've tried ♪ 149 00:08:12,788 --> 00:08:14,457 ♪ To keep our love alive ♪ 150 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:17,335 I win, pussy. I win. 151 00:08:20,755 --> 00:08:23,049 (cheering) 152 00:08:23,132 --> 00:08:28,262 ♪ How many times did we give up ♪ 153 00:08:28,346 --> 00:08:30,139 ♪ But we always worked things out ♪ 154 00:08:30,223 --> 00:08:31,515 Rue: Cal was going to Duke, 155 00:08:31,599 --> 00:08:35,269 and Derek was going to a state school out west. 156 00:08:35,353 --> 00:08:38,397 Bud: When summer ends, your life begins. 157 00:08:39,232 --> 00:08:41,067 -Cheers. -(all toast) 158 00:08:42,985 --> 00:08:44,695 (dog barking) 159 00:08:45,821 --> 00:08:48,783 ♪ So many tears I've cried ♪ 160 00:08:48,866 --> 00:08:51,744 ♪ So much pain inside ♪ 161 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:53,412 ♪ But baby, it ain't over ♪ 162 00:08:53,496 --> 00:08:55,790 Rue: Derek insisted they go celebrate... 163 00:08:55,873 --> 00:08:57,458 just the two of them. 164 00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:59,418 Derek: All right, I know a place that will serve us. 165 00:08:59,502 --> 00:09:02,338 Just, uh, go up 27. 166 00:09:03,798 --> 00:09:08,386 ♪ 'Cause baby, it ain't over 'til it's over ♪ 167 00:09:10,346 --> 00:09:11,681 (chuckles) 168 00:09:14,976 --> 00:09:17,645 -Woo! -(laughing) 169 00:09:20,481 --> 00:09:22,400 ♪ ♪ 170 00:09:36,789 --> 00:09:37,957 Fuckin' shit. 171 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:41,377 ("I Can Dream About You" by Dan Hartman playing) 172 00:09:43,337 --> 00:09:45,006 Derek: Oh, how you doin', man? 173 00:09:45,089 --> 00:09:46,924 -Bartender: Hey, how are you guys? -Could we get, uh, 174 00:09:47,008 --> 00:09:48,467 -two tequila shots, please? -Bartender: Let's do it. 175 00:09:48,551 --> 00:09:49,468 Thank you. 176 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:54,640 ♪ I can dream about you ♪ 177 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,517 -Straight down for you guys. -Both: Thank you. 178 00:09:56,601 --> 00:09:57,893 You're welcome. 179 00:09:57,977 --> 00:10:00,021 Derek: I knew they'd serve us here. 180 00:10:02,023 --> 00:10:03,774 Derek: Can we get, uh, two more? 181 00:10:03,858 --> 00:10:05,901 -Bartender: Absolutely. -Derek: Actually... can we get four? 182 00:10:05,985 --> 00:10:07,028 Thank you, man. 183 00:10:09,405 --> 00:10:10,656 Bartender: Go, go, go, boys. 184 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,825 -Rapid fire. -All right. 185 00:10:14,994 --> 00:10:17,204 -Ah, fuck. -Oh, boy, yep. Up, down, up. 186 00:10:23,294 --> 00:10:26,339 ("Never Tear Us Apart" by INXS playing) 187 00:10:37,933 --> 00:10:39,477 ♪ Don't ask me ♪ 188 00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:43,397 ♪ What you know is true ♪ 189 00:10:44,732 --> 00:10:47,151 ♪ Don't have to tell you ♪ 190 00:10:48,986 --> 00:10:52,365 ♪ I love your precious heart ♪ 191 00:10:53,032 --> 00:10:54,367 ♪ I... ♪ 192 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,912 ♪ I was standing ♪ 193 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:01,332 ♪ You were there ♪ 194 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:06,504 ♪ Two worlds collided ♪ 195 00:11:06,587 --> 00:11:11,384 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ 196 00:11:22,019 --> 00:11:23,813 ♪ We could live ♪ 197 00:11:25,731 --> 00:11:28,734 ♪ For a thousand years ♪ 198 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:31,112 ♪ But if I hurt you ♪ 199 00:11:32,988 --> 00:11:37,076 ♪ I'd make wine from your tears ♪ 200 00:11:37,159 --> 00:11:39,578 ♪ I told you ♪ 201 00:11:40,663 --> 00:11:42,540 ♪ That we could fly ♪ 202 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:46,877 ♪ 'Cause we all have wings ♪ 203 00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:53,384 ♪ But some of us don't know why ♪ 204 00:11:55,428 --> 00:11:58,389 ♪ I was standing ♪ 205 00:11:59,223 --> 00:12:01,392 ♪ You were there ♪ 206 00:12:02,226 --> 00:12:05,813 ♪ Two worlds collided ♪ 207 00:12:05,896 --> 00:12:10,734 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ 208 00:12:10,818 --> 00:12:13,779 ♪ You, don't ask me ♪ 209 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:17,491 ♪ You were standing, you know it's true ♪ 210 00:12:17,575 --> 00:12:20,494 ♪ I was there, worlds collided ♪ 211 00:12:20,578 --> 00:12:24,290 ♪ Two worlds collided, we're shining through ♪ 212 00:12:24,373 --> 00:12:29,295 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ 213 00:12:29,378 --> 00:12:31,380 (phone ringing) 214 00:12:45,352 --> 00:12:46,479 Hey. 215 00:12:48,272 --> 00:12:49,523 Hey, babe. 216 00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:54,195 What's wrong? 217 00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:58,949 What? 218 00:13:02,244 --> 00:13:03,329 Are you sure? 219 00:13:04,163 --> 00:13:05,372 Mm-hm. 220 00:13:06,749 --> 00:13:08,751 Are you sure the test is accurate? 221 00:13:13,839 --> 00:13:15,132 Take another one. 222 00:13:18,969 --> 00:13:20,221 Three. 223 00:13:21,222 --> 00:13:22,556 You took three? 224 00:13:27,269 --> 00:13:28,521 Yeah. 225 00:13:31,732 --> 00:13:34,360 Yeah... of course I am. 226 00:13:38,739 --> 00:13:39,907 Okay. 227 00:13:43,702 --> 00:13:45,371 I'll see you in a minute. 228 00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:50,376 I l-love you, too. 229 00:14:12,314 --> 00:14:13,691 (sniffs) 230 00:14:15,526 --> 00:14:17,361 (crying) 231 00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:24,159 (crying continues) 232 00:14:26,203 --> 00:14:29,331 ("Never Tear Us Apart" guitar riff plays) 233 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:33,961 ♪ ♪ 234 00:14:36,255 --> 00:14:39,383 ("Call Me Irresponsible" by Bobby Darin playing) 235 00:14:44,179 --> 00:14:47,850 (singing along) ♪ Call me irresponsible ♪ 236 00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:51,645 ♪ Call me unreliable ♪ 237 00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:57,067 ♪ Throw in undependable, too ♪ 238 00:14:59,194 --> 00:15:02,781 ♪ Do my foolish alibis ♪ 239 00:15:02,865 --> 00:15:05,451 ♪ Bother you ♪ 240 00:15:07,202 --> 00:15:09,788 ♪ Well I'm not too clever ♪ 241 00:15:09,872 --> 00:15:13,876 ♪ I just adore you ♪ 242 00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:18,213 ♪ Call me unpredictable ♪ 243 00:15:18,297 --> 00:15:21,592 ♪ Tell me I'm impractical ♪ 244 00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:27,306 ♪ Rainbows I'm inclined to pursue ♪ 245 00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:33,604 ♪ Call me irresponsible ♪ 246 00:15:33,687 --> 00:15:37,650 ♪ Yes, I'm unreliable ♪ 247 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:42,237 ♪ But it's undeniably true ♪ 248 00:15:44,239 --> 00:15:49,453 ♪ That I'm irresponsibly mad for you ♪ 249 00:15:51,497 --> 00:15:56,460 ♪ Go on and call me unpredictable ♪ 250 00:15:56,543 --> 00:16:00,673 ♪ Tell me that I'm impractical ♪ 251 00:16:00,756 --> 00:16:07,012 ♪ Rainbows I'm inclined to pursue ♪ 252 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:12,184 ♪ You go ahead and call me irresponsible ♪ 253 00:16:12,267 --> 00:16:16,063 ♪ I admit I'm unreliable ♪ 254 00:16:16,146 --> 00:16:21,026 ♪ But it is undeniably true... ♪ 255 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:26,365 Rue: ♪ Ooh, I'm irresponsibly mad ♪ 256 00:16:28,283 --> 00:16:31,620 (blows bubbles, muffled singing) 257 00:16:31,704 --> 00:16:32,830 Rue? 258 00:16:34,039 --> 00:16:35,708 Are you high? 259 00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:37,251 Rue: Oh, fuck me. 260 00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:40,337 Was she there the whole time, or did she just walk in? 261 00:16:43,799 --> 00:16:45,217 I mean... 262 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,885 (ding) 263 00:16:46,969 --> 00:16:48,303 Now, as a beloved character 264 00:16:48,387 --> 00:16:49,638 that a lot of people are rooting for, 265 00:16:49,722 --> 00:16:53,517 I feel a certain responsibility to make good decisions. 266 00:16:54,518 --> 00:16:55,728 But I relapsed. 267 00:16:57,271 --> 00:16:59,398 (chaotic music playing) 268 00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:05,237 In all fairness, I did say in the beginning 269 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,740 I had no intentions of staying clean, 270 00:17:07,823 --> 00:17:08,991 but I get it. 271 00:17:09,074 --> 00:17:10,200 Our country's dark... 272 00:17:12,494 --> 00:17:14,329 and fucked up. 273 00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:17,583 And people, they just wanna find hope... 274 00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:21,170 (angelic vocalizing) 275 00:17:21,253 --> 00:17:23,338 -Somewhere. -Anywhere. 276 00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:28,302 And if not in reality... 277 00:17:28,385 --> 00:17:30,304 (through TV): then in television. 278 00:17:30,387 --> 00:17:33,390 Unfortunately... I'm not it. 279 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,770 Ugh. Elly? 280 00:17:41,273 --> 00:17:43,734 Oh, shit. Sorry, that was from last year. 281 00:17:43,817 --> 00:17:44,735 Sorry. 282 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,740 "How to Get Away With Being a Drug Addict." 283 00:17:49,823 --> 00:17:53,327 Step one: Find a cover drug. 284 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:55,037 'Cause no matter how hard you try to hide it, 285 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,663 if you're doing drugs, you're gonna get caught. 286 00:17:56,747 --> 00:17:58,999 It's inevitable, and when that does happen, 287 00:17:59,082 --> 00:18:01,460 you don't wanna be on the defensive. 288 00:18:01,543 --> 00:18:05,339 Trust me, no one believes an addict when they're caught. 289 00:18:07,925 --> 00:18:12,346 So, first things first, you want to lay the groundwork. 290 00:18:12,429 --> 00:18:14,890 -Heyo. -Gia: This movie's nuts. 291 00:18:14,973 --> 00:18:16,183 Which one is this? 292 00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:18,560 -"Killer Baby"? I don't even know. -Ohh! 293 00:18:18,644 --> 00:18:20,395 Rue: "Killer Mutant Baby." 294 00:18:22,439 --> 00:18:23,690 Oh shit. 295 00:18:25,943 --> 00:18:27,820 I think I'm gonna start smoking weed. 296 00:18:33,158 --> 00:18:36,328 Why would you start smoking weed? 297 00:18:36,411 --> 00:18:38,580 'Cause I have panic attacks every fucking day. 298 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,336 You are so fucking selfish. 299 00:18:48,799 --> 00:18:50,050 Gia. 300 00:18:51,134 --> 00:18:52,052 Gia! 301 00:18:53,470 --> 00:18:55,764 Gia, it fuckin' helps with my... 302 00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:57,391 fuckin' anxiety, and my panic attacks, 303 00:18:57,474 --> 00:19:00,602 -and shit, Gia. -Gia: I don't wanna talk to you, Rue. 304 00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:03,397 -Can you just fuckin' listen for a second? -Gia: I don't wanna talk to you! 305 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,483 -Gia! Gia, what the fuck?! -Gia (screams): Stop! 306 00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:08,026 The fuck is wrong-- What the-- 307 00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:09,820 -Rue: Are you fucking crazy?! -Gia: Don't push me! 308 00:19:09,903 --> 00:19:12,239 -What the fuck is wrong with you? -Get your hands off of me! 309 00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:14,658 It's a fucking idea! I wasn't gonna fucking do it! 310 00:19:14,741 --> 00:19:16,368 -You're a liar! -I'm a fuckin' liar?! 311 00:19:16,451 --> 00:19:18,078 -I'm tryin' to fuckin' tell you something! -Yes, and you don't give a shit 312 00:19:18,161 --> 00:19:20,205 about you, you don't give a shit about me. 313 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,541 -You don't give a shit about your mama. -It's a fucking idea! 314 00:19:22,624 --> 00:19:24,376 (screams): I'm not actually doin' fuckin' weed! 315 00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:25,419 It was an idea, okay?! 316 00:19:25,502 --> 00:19:26,795 And I should've never fuckin' told you 317 00:19:26,879 --> 00:19:27,838 'cause you're just like fucking Mom. 318 00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:29,006 -Don't put-- -Both of you are 319 00:19:29,089 --> 00:19:30,382 fucking crazy! 320 00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:34,011 Rue: Now, what you wanna do is 321 00:19:34,094 --> 00:19:36,138 make them second guess their intuition, 322 00:19:36,221 --> 00:19:38,599 make them feel like any valid concern 323 00:19:38,682 --> 00:19:41,560 is just their anxiety getting the best of them. 324 00:19:42,644 --> 00:19:45,898 Step two: Gaslight. 325 00:19:47,441 --> 00:19:51,069 Gia: Rue, when you do drugs... 326 00:19:51,153 --> 00:19:55,324 it's not like when other people do drugs. 327 00:20:00,829 --> 00:20:02,873 It's better than committing suicide. 328 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:07,336 When I'm sober, that's what I think about. 329 00:20:08,837 --> 00:20:10,422 That's where I'm at, Gia. 330 00:20:11,632 --> 00:20:12,799 Okay? 331 00:20:13,592 --> 00:20:15,052 That's where I'm at. 332 00:20:16,386 --> 00:20:19,640 Now, if you wanna tell Mom, you can tell her... 333 00:20:19,723 --> 00:20:21,808 but I don't know what else I can fuckin' do. 334 00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:30,400 Rue... 335 00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:34,321 I love you... 336 00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:37,950 so, please, just promise me, 337 00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,702 it's just gonna be weed and nothing more. 338 00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:55,550 I promise. 339 00:20:59,596 --> 00:21:02,391 So, the next time you put Pop-Tarts in the fridge, 340 00:21:02,474 --> 00:21:07,229 or milk in the cupboard... you have a motherfuckin' out. 341 00:21:07,312 --> 00:21:08,939 (blows bubbles, muffled singing) 342 00:21:09,022 --> 00:21:10,065 Rue? 343 00:21:11,692 --> 00:21:13,318 Are you high? 344 00:21:14,194 --> 00:21:15,779 I mean. 345 00:21:15,862 --> 00:21:18,532 I just smoked a little bit of weed. 346 00:21:18,615 --> 00:21:21,326 -Wait, what? -Ow! 347 00:21:23,662 --> 00:21:26,832 Please, you keep going. I'm just gonna sit here for a second. 348 00:21:26,915 --> 00:21:29,251 So, I smoked a little bit of weed, 349 00:21:29,334 --> 00:21:32,421 and forgot to mention someone that I met. 350 00:21:32,504 --> 00:21:35,298 By the way, I think you would really get along with 351 00:21:35,382 --> 00:21:37,718 once you're not mad at me for whatever... 352 00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:39,511 you're fuckin' mad at me about. 353 00:21:39,594 --> 00:21:42,222 I'm not gonna get along with him. 354 00:21:42,305 --> 00:21:45,851 -Why? -'Cause he wants to fuck you. 355 00:21:45,934 --> 00:21:49,062 -You really think so? -Yes, I know so. 356 00:21:49,146 --> 00:21:50,731 No. I promise you, 357 00:21:50,814 --> 00:21:53,150 there is no way that he wants to fuck me. 358 00:21:54,401 --> 00:21:55,652 No way. 359 00:21:57,571 --> 00:21:58,905 Do you wanna fuck Rue? 360 00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:02,534 -Not no. -Jules: So, you're straight? 361 00:22:02,617 --> 00:22:04,661 -Kinda. -Jules: Are you gay? 362 00:22:05,537 --> 00:22:07,998 -Kinda. -So, you're bi. 363 00:22:08,081 --> 00:22:09,624 -Well, I don't think of it that way. -What do you mean? 364 00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:12,210 You've never, like, thought about your sexuality before? 365 00:22:12,294 --> 00:22:15,255 Elliot: Not in a particularly rigid way, no. 366 00:22:15,338 --> 00:22:17,257 Have you guys fucked? Is that a thing? 367 00:22:17,341 --> 00:22:19,676 Elliot, I'm asking the fucking question. 368 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,012 -Why did she avoid that question? -Yeah, why did you 369 00:22:22,095 --> 00:22:23,388 dodge the question? 370 00:22:24,347 --> 00:22:25,515 How many girls have you fucked? 371 00:22:25,599 --> 00:22:28,143 Elliot: Like, technically, three. 372 00:22:28,226 --> 00:22:30,937 -Technically? -Elliot: I mean, technically, the first girl, 373 00:22:31,021 --> 00:22:34,107 it was, like, two seconds. It was embarrassing. 374 00:22:34,191 --> 00:22:37,694 She probably wouldn't count it. She would not count it. 375 00:22:37,778 --> 00:22:39,404 Okay, uh, how many guys have you fucked? 376 00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:42,157 -43. -Are you serious? 377 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,742 -Damn. -I'm kidding. 378 00:22:43,825 --> 00:22:44,951 How many guys have you fucked? 379 00:22:45,035 --> 00:22:46,036 She doesn't wanna answer that question 380 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:47,746 'cause she's kind of a whore. 381 00:22:47,829 --> 00:22:48,955 Jules and Elliot: A whore?! 382 00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:50,916 Slut. She's a slut. I was gonna say slut, 383 00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:52,000 but then whore just kinda came out. 384 00:22:52,084 --> 00:22:53,502 Wait, how many guys have you fucked? 385 00:22:53,585 --> 00:22:56,338 You know, that is an excellent question, Jules. 386 00:22:56,421 --> 00:22:58,340 -How many guys have you been with? -Uh-uh. No. 387 00:22:58,423 --> 00:23:00,133 No, it's not an excellent question. 388 00:23:00,217 --> 00:23:02,219 In fact, it's an irrelevant question 'cause 389 00:23:02,302 --> 00:23:04,221 I'm no longer interested in men, so. 390 00:23:04,304 --> 00:23:05,806 Well, how many men do you have to fuck 391 00:23:05,889 --> 00:23:07,641 to no longer be interested in them? 392 00:23:07,724 --> 00:23:11,937 -Rue: Hmm. -Uh, I'll tell you if you promise to never tell Rue. 393 00:23:12,854 --> 00:23:14,481 Are you for real right now? 394 00:23:14,564 --> 00:23:16,316 -Elliot: Deal. -What the fuck? 395 00:23:16,399 --> 00:23:17,692 Okay. 396 00:23:17,776 --> 00:23:20,862 -(Jules whispers) -Wow! Really? 397 00:23:20,946 --> 00:23:24,282 That's fucked up. That's like a mentally ill amount of people to fuck. 398 00:23:24,366 --> 00:23:26,701 -What did she say? -Elliot: No, that's, like... 399 00:23:26,785 --> 00:23:30,080 -that's, like, bad. -Wait, do you really think so? 400 00:23:30,163 --> 00:23:32,582 No... I'm kidding. 401 00:23:32,666 --> 00:23:34,459 Who gives a shit? Everyone's a fuckin' nun. 402 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:35,627 -Nun? -Elliot: You're a nun. 403 00:23:35,710 --> 00:23:37,462 -How am I a nun? -Elliot: You're a trans girl 404 00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:40,090 wearing a binder asking me whether I'm straight or gay? 405 00:23:40,173 --> 00:23:43,176 Well, I'm navigating a largely straight, binary world-- 406 00:23:43,260 --> 00:23:44,970 You sound like you're navigating a Twitter thread. 407 00:23:45,053 --> 00:23:46,471 I don't know what that's supposed to mean. 408 00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,348 But you know what I mean, like most people are straight. 409 00:23:48,431 --> 00:23:50,976 And most trans girls don't wear binders, right? 410 00:23:51,059 --> 00:23:52,352 Yeah, and, uh, most guys 411 00:23:52,435 --> 00:23:54,229 don't hang out with two girls unless they wanna fuck them. 412 00:23:54,312 --> 00:23:56,481 I didn't say that I didn't wanna fuck you or Rue. 413 00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:57,983 So, you wanna fuck Jules? 414 00:23:59,526 --> 00:24:01,194 You guys are disgusting. 415 00:24:01,278 --> 00:24:04,781 I'm not out here swingin' my muff around waitin' to see who fucks it. 416 00:24:04,865 --> 00:24:07,409 -Okay? -I don't like you. 417 00:24:07,492 --> 00:24:09,828 -Why? -Jules: 'Cause you're being sarcastic, 418 00:24:09,911 --> 00:24:12,539 -and I don't like sarcastic people. -Rue: Wait, aren't I sarcastic? 419 00:24:12,622 --> 00:24:14,791 -No, no, you're the opposite. -Elliot: All right, 420 00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:17,502 I'm being sarcastic because I'm uncomfortable, 421 00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:20,589 and the questions are, like, fuckin' hypocritical, you know, 422 00:24:20,672 --> 00:24:22,340 and I genuinely do like Rue. 423 00:24:22,424 --> 00:24:24,092 And, you know, even though you've been gangbanged 424 00:24:24,176 --> 00:24:27,053 by the entire galaxy, you're still fuckin'-- You're great. 425 00:24:27,137 --> 00:24:29,723 Okay? And I want to be friends. 426 00:24:30,807 --> 00:24:32,809 You think he's being sarcastic? 427 00:24:36,521 --> 00:24:38,273 Unfortunately, no. 428 00:24:41,443 --> 00:24:43,278 -Jules: Come on! -Rue: You're too fast! 429 00:24:43,361 --> 00:24:46,364 (laughs) You're just fucking slow. I don't know. 430 00:24:46,448 --> 00:24:49,492 -Rue (groans): I don't play sports for a reason! -Come on! 431 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,248 Fuck. 432 00:25:00,921 --> 00:25:04,299 ("Effigy" by Ministry playing) 433 00:25:04,382 --> 00:25:06,426 ♪ No, no ♪ 434 00:25:06,509 --> 00:25:08,470 (accelerates) 435 00:25:12,307 --> 00:25:13,516 Jules! 436 00:25:18,772 --> 00:25:20,649 Fuck. 437 00:25:20,732 --> 00:25:23,860 -Oh, you motherfucker. -(Jules laughs) 438 00:25:23,944 --> 00:25:25,654 -You know-- -You need to take care of that asthma. 439 00:25:25,737 --> 00:25:27,906 -(both laughing) -You know I'm not... 440 00:25:27,989 --> 00:25:29,741 -good at that kind of stuff. -(Jules chuckles) 441 00:25:29,824 --> 00:25:32,911 -Oh man. Let me catch my breath. -Oh, I'm sorry. 442 00:25:32,994 --> 00:25:34,246 My breath. 443 00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:41,378 (heavy breathing) 444 00:25:54,307 --> 00:25:56,393 (kissing) 445 00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:12,367 -Rue: Does that feel good? -Jules: Yeah. 446 00:26:12,450 --> 00:26:13,702 Okay. 447 00:26:13,785 --> 00:26:16,329 (heavy breathing) 448 00:26:22,877 --> 00:26:25,171 Rue: The beautiful thing about getting high 449 00:26:25,255 --> 00:26:27,382 is time ceases to exist. 450 00:26:31,928 --> 00:26:34,014 I mean, you can just stay in the good moments 451 00:26:34,097 --> 00:26:36,391 without the fear that they'll come to an end. 452 00:26:39,269 --> 00:26:42,397 (light music playing) 453 00:26:43,565 --> 00:26:44,816 (snorts) 454 00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:50,989 (snorts) 455 00:27:09,341 --> 00:27:12,010 When's the last time you guys played truth or dare? 456 00:27:17,015 --> 00:27:20,185 Vice Principal Garcia, hi. My name is Lexi Howard. 457 00:27:20,268 --> 00:27:21,770 I know who you are, Lexi. 458 00:27:21,853 --> 00:27:24,064 Right, sorry, that was weird, um. 459 00:27:24,147 --> 00:27:25,857 Anyway, I'm writing this play, 460 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:28,818 and I was wondering if I could put it on... 461 00:27:28,902 --> 00:27:32,322 Rue: After all that stuff with Cal at Fezco's convenience store, 462 00:27:32,405 --> 00:27:34,532 Lexi realized there was a reason 463 00:27:34,616 --> 00:27:36,659 she never tried to intervene before. 464 00:27:37,911 --> 00:27:39,871 She was an observer. 465 00:27:39,954 --> 00:27:41,581 That's who she was. 466 00:27:41,664 --> 00:27:44,417 (inaudible) 467 00:27:44,501 --> 00:27:48,713 She often imagined that her parents weren't really her parents... 468 00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:51,132 and that her sister wasn't her sister, 469 00:27:51,216 --> 00:27:54,094 and that her house wasn't even really her house. 470 00:27:55,678 --> 00:27:57,514 That it was just a movie... 471 00:27:57,597 --> 00:28:00,100 Suze: I, I told you. I didn't promise you that. 472 00:28:00,183 --> 00:28:01,851 Rue: ...one that she was writing. 473 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,480 Let me just show you a photo of the prosthetic. 474 00:28:05,563 --> 00:28:07,065 I don't really have time for that right now. 475 00:28:07,148 --> 00:28:08,441 Can you get me some Nicorette? 476 00:28:08,525 --> 00:28:10,110 Rue Bennett is 47 minutes late. 477 00:28:10,193 --> 00:28:11,611 -We can't get ahold of her. -I'm gonna fucking kill her. 478 00:28:11,694 --> 00:28:13,154 Lexi, I need to talk to you about this scene. 479 00:28:13,238 --> 00:28:15,156 Thanks. 480 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,741 Suze isn't wearing her wedding ring. 481 00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:18,618 -Lexi: Okay, that's a props question. -Okay. 482 00:28:18,701 --> 00:28:20,662 (indistinct chatter) 483 00:28:20,745 --> 00:28:22,747 (audio from monitor): I didn't bring it up. 484 00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:26,126 Okay, it's like every, every single day. It's like you're OCD! 485 00:28:26,209 --> 00:28:28,086 -Lexi: And cut it! -(bell rings) 486 00:28:28,169 --> 00:28:29,170 My name is Lexi Howard. 487 00:28:29,254 --> 00:28:30,964 I am the writer, director, and creator 488 00:28:31,047 --> 00:28:32,382 of "This Is Life." 489 00:28:32,465 --> 00:28:36,219 (upbeat music plays) 490 00:28:36,302 --> 00:28:39,305 While the story's about a 16-year-old g-- Bleh. 491 00:28:39,389 --> 00:28:41,349 The story is about a 16-year-old girl, 492 00:28:41,433 --> 00:28:46,104 Grace, who lives in the shadow of her older sister, Hallie. 493 00:28:46,187 --> 00:28:47,313 Sluttier. 494 00:28:48,189 --> 00:28:49,315 And tackier. 495 00:28:51,401 --> 00:28:52,694 Sloppier. 496 00:28:52,777 --> 00:28:54,279 But the story isn't about Hallie. 497 00:28:54,362 --> 00:28:56,281 You know, that's been done before. 498 00:28:56,364 --> 00:28:57,449 It's about Grace. 499 00:28:57,532 --> 00:29:00,827 Here, come with me. (laughs) 500 00:29:00,910 --> 00:29:05,206 Look, the sidekicks are usually the more sensitive, smarter, 501 00:29:05,290 --> 00:29:06,624 more compelling characters, 502 00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:09,419 but for some reason, they just get overlooked. 503 00:29:09,502 --> 00:29:11,337 -Action! -Lexi: And I was like, 504 00:29:11,421 --> 00:29:14,215 TV show, the sidekick is the lead. 505 00:29:16,426 --> 00:29:19,179 Cut! Are you fuckin' high? 506 00:29:19,262 --> 00:29:23,391 Yeah, it's about love and friendship. 507 00:29:24,392 --> 00:29:27,520 And about when... 508 00:29:27,604 --> 00:29:30,356 you know, you're younger, everything just feels 509 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,025 so permanent. 510 00:29:32,108 --> 00:29:34,360 But as you get older, everyone drifts away. 511 00:29:36,571 --> 00:29:39,365 (frenzied classical music plays) 512 00:29:42,994 --> 00:29:46,164 Rue: So, she just started writing, 513 00:29:46,247 --> 00:29:49,751 and writing, and writing. 514 00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:53,421 ♪ ♪ 515 00:29:57,258 --> 00:30:00,220 (muffled shouting) 516 00:30:00,303 --> 00:30:02,388 (alarm sounds) 517 00:30:04,432 --> 00:30:06,643 Lexi: Why are you awake at 4 AM? 518 00:30:06,726 --> 00:30:09,395 Cassie: Why are you awake at 4 AM? 519 00:30:09,479 --> 00:30:12,398 ♪ ♪ 520 00:30:25,119 --> 00:30:27,705 Rue: Cassie decided to wake up at 4 AM 521 00:30:27,789 --> 00:30:30,124 that morning to get ready for school. 522 00:30:31,626 --> 00:30:33,461 She needed to clear her head. 523 00:30:38,633 --> 00:30:42,220 And for those three hours she spent getting ready... 524 00:30:42,303 --> 00:30:44,264 she only thought about one thing. 525 00:30:44,347 --> 00:30:46,558 (bright music playing) 526 00:30:46,641 --> 00:30:49,644 ♪ ♪ 527 00:31:07,245 --> 00:31:09,372 There was also something refreshing about the amount 528 00:31:09,455 --> 00:31:11,291 of time she was putting into herself. 529 00:31:15,044 --> 00:31:18,047 ♪ ♪ 530 00:31:23,303 --> 00:31:25,471 Out of sight, out of mind. 531 00:31:25,555 --> 00:31:26,848 (alarm chimes) 532 00:31:30,018 --> 00:31:33,396 Rue: She loved the ritual, the attention to detail... 533 00:31:35,064 --> 00:31:38,234 the anxiety and excitement she felt in her stomach. 534 00:31:41,529 --> 00:31:43,615 And even if Nate pretended not to notice her... 535 00:31:43,698 --> 00:31:46,784 ♪ ♪ 536 00:31:47,577 --> 00:31:49,245 (alarm chimes) 537 00:31:52,373 --> 00:31:55,418 It was her way of telling him that she was his. 538 00:31:55,501 --> 00:31:56,919 ♪ ♪ 539 00:32:01,257 --> 00:32:02,967 (music stops) 540 00:32:06,554 --> 00:32:09,057 (vocalizing) 541 00:32:09,140 --> 00:32:11,184 ♪ ♪ 542 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,816 Maddy: Hey. 543 00:32:19,859 --> 00:32:22,028 Hey. 544 00:32:22,111 --> 00:32:24,739 -Wait, why are-- why-- -Uh, my class is this way. 545 00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:32,121 Rue: Anyway, back to where we started. 546 00:32:32,205 --> 00:32:33,247 I'm writing this play, 547 00:32:33,331 --> 00:32:35,333 and I was wondering if I could put it on. 548 00:32:35,416 --> 00:32:36,668 Garcia: Sure. 549 00:32:36,751 --> 00:32:40,004 (whimsical music plays) 550 00:32:42,298 --> 00:32:43,800 True or dare? 551 00:32:46,135 --> 00:32:47,428 Dare. 552 00:32:50,390 --> 00:32:52,141 Elliot: Yo, Jules. I dare you to take a piss 553 00:32:52,225 --> 00:32:53,518 in the middle of the street. 554 00:32:53,601 --> 00:32:54,852 Jules: All right. 555 00:32:56,813 --> 00:32:59,065 -Sure, yes! -(Elliot chuckles) 556 00:32:59,148 --> 00:33:01,025 Gender-fuck me, please! 557 00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:02,527 -Elliot: Wow. -Rue: Jules! 558 00:33:02,610 --> 00:33:05,029 -Elliot: Wow. -Rue: Okay, all right. 559 00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:07,740 -Rue: Oh, shit! -Elliot: Ohh. 560 00:33:07,824 --> 00:33:09,617 -Rue: Oh. Okay, Jules. -(Elliot laughs) 561 00:33:09,701 --> 00:33:11,327 -Hey! Car. -(horn honking) 562 00:33:11,411 --> 00:33:13,538 -Oh... my god. -Elliot: No, no, no, no, no! 563 00:33:13,621 --> 00:33:15,373 Not on the car. Not on the car. Not on the car. 564 00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:18,793 (Rue and Jules giggling) 565 00:33:18,876 --> 00:33:21,379 Hey, look, I, uh, I noticed the way that you've been lookin' at me 566 00:33:21,462 --> 00:33:23,548 you know, past couple days, and I... 567 00:33:23,631 --> 00:33:25,091 I wanted you to know, I too, I'm into scat play, 568 00:33:25,174 --> 00:33:27,260 and if you wanted to, like, poop on each other-- 569 00:33:27,343 --> 00:33:29,762 -What the fuck?! -(all shouting) 570 00:33:29,846 --> 00:33:34,308 -Oh shit, oh shit, oh! -(student yelling) 571 00:33:34,392 --> 00:33:37,812 -Elliot: Oh my god. -(shouting continues) 572 00:33:37,895 --> 00:33:39,647 I'll fuckin' kill you, goddammit! 573 00:33:39,731 --> 00:33:40,815 Fuck! 574 00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:44,110 (kissing) 575 00:33:49,991 --> 00:33:51,826 I really wanna go down on you. 576 00:33:51,909 --> 00:33:53,911 We can't do it here. 577 00:33:53,995 --> 00:33:55,079 Please? 578 00:33:56,914 --> 00:33:59,917 (both giggling) 579 00:34:05,882 --> 00:34:08,384 (electronica music plays) 580 00:34:11,721 --> 00:34:14,640 (breathes deeply) 581 00:34:21,063 --> 00:34:22,607 Rue: If I were a genius, 582 00:34:22,690 --> 00:34:25,401 I'd figure out a way to do drugs for free. 583 00:34:26,819 --> 00:34:27,904 (snorts) 584 00:34:34,368 --> 00:34:37,121 What if I am a genius? 585 00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:40,666 -I'm a fuckin' genius, Fez. -Fezco: Is that so? 586 00:34:42,251 --> 00:34:43,836 It is fuckin' so because 587 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,130 I came up with an amazing fuckin' plan. 588 00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:48,216 And what would that be, Rue? 589 00:34:48,299 --> 00:34:50,384 All right, so (clears throat)... 590 00:34:50,468 --> 00:34:52,053 all you would have to do is front me, 591 00:34:52,136 --> 00:34:54,138 like, $5,000 worth of drugs, okay? 592 00:34:54,222 --> 00:34:55,515 -And-- -Fezco: Hell the fuck no. 593 00:34:55,598 --> 00:34:56,641 Okay, well, before you say no, 594 00:34:56,724 --> 00:34:58,101 you kind of have to let me finish, right? 595 00:34:58,184 --> 00:34:59,644 Hell the fuck no. 596 00:34:59,727 --> 00:35:01,312 Okay, why do you keep saying that? 597 00:35:01,395 --> 00:35:04,023 I did not like the way that the plan started. 598 00:35:04,106 --> 00:35:05,983 Okay, well, you have to let me finish the fucking plan. 599 00:35:06,067 --> 00:35:06,984 -Fezco: No. -Yes. 600 00:35:07,068 --> 00:35:09,278 -You-- -Hell the fuck no, Rue. 601 00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,115 Fuck it. I give up. Whatever. 602 00:35:13,199 --> 00:35:15,618 I'll just take my fuckin' business elsewhere. 603 00:35:15,701 --> 00:35:17,245 It's your fuckin' loss, man. 604 00:35:21,165 --> 00:35:23,501 Hell the fuck no. 605 00:35:23,584 --> 00:35:25,128 That's a good-ass plan. 606 00:35:25,211 --> 00:35:27,588 Thank you. Fuckin' Fez didn't even wanna hear it. 607 00:35:27,672 --> 00:35:30,883 -Why not? -Ego shit, man. 608 00:35:30,967 --> 00:35:32,426 Yo, Lex, what're you doin'? 609 00:35:32,510 --> 00:35:34,971 Oh, just putting up fliers for this play I'm doing. 610 00:35:35,054 --> 00:35:36,305 What play? 611 00:35:39,058 --> 00:35:40,893 The only thing is... 612 00:35:42,144 --> 00:35:45,314 Lexi hadn't told anyone about the play... 613 00:35:45,398 --> 00:35:48,109 including Cassie. 614 00:35:48,192 --> 00:35:50,278 I'd actually love for you to read it. 615 00:35:50,361 --> 00:35:52,196 Yeah, for sure. Just, uh, send it to me. 616 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,365 -Hey, Rue-Rue. -Hi, Cass. 617 00:35:56,868 --> 00:35:58,327 Wait, are you in the play? 618 00:35:58,411 --> 00:36:01,038 -What play? -Lexi's play. 619 00:36:01,122 --> 00:36:02,498 What do you mean, Lexi's play? 620 00:36:02,582 --> 00:36:05,209 Uh, the play that Lexi wrote. 621 00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:06,419 "Oklahoma." 622 00:36:06,502 --> 00:36:08,713 -What? -The play's called "Oklahoma"? 623 00:36:08,796 --> 00:36:10,965 No, the drama club's doing "Oklahoma." 624 00:36:12,258 --> 00:36:14,093 Oh my god. Do I look like I'm in "Oklahoma"? 625 00:36:14,177 --> 00:36:16,304 Why would your play be set in Oklahoma? 626 00:36:16,387 --> 00:36:18,431 You thought I was auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 627 00:36:18,514 --> 00:36:21,142 -I haven't read it, so. -Are you making fun of me, 628 00:36:21,225 --> 00:36:23,269 or did you actually think I was auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 629 00:36:23,352 --> 00:36:26,314 -Why the fuck would you audition for "Oklahoma"? -Cassie: I'm not! 630 00:36:26,397 --> 00:36:29,442 Then why the fuck do you look like you're auditioning for "Oklahoma"? 631 00:36:29,525 --> 00:36:31,068 -Do I? -Kat: Yes. 632 00:36:31,152 --> 00:36:33,613 Has everyone read "Oklahoma" but me? 633 00:36:33,696 --> 00:36:35,197 "Oklahoma"'s not like a play you read. 634 00:36:35,281 --> 00:36:37,408 -Rue, are you on drugs? -Yes. 635 00:36:37,491 --> 00:36:38,534 -You relapsed? -Wait, what?! 636 00:36:38,618 --> 00:36:39,785 Rue: Oh, I've just-- 637 00:36:39,869 --> 00:36:41,787 Nah, I've just been smokin' a little bit of weed. 638 00:36:41,871 --> 00:36:44,123 Wait, I don't understand. If you're not auditioning for "Oklahoma," 639 00:36:44,206 --> 00:36:46,083 -then why do you look like that? -Like what?! 640 00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:48,586 -Maddy: Like a country music star. -In a good way or a bad way? 641 00:36:48,669 --> 00:36:51,589 -Bitch, you better be joking. -Are you okay, Cass? 642 00:36:51,672 --> 00:36:53,132 No! Yes! Fuck it! 643 00:36:53,215 --> 00:36:55,968 I am in love with Nate Jacobs and he is in love with me! 644 00:36:56,052 --> 00:36:58,012 And don't you fucking give me that look, Maddy, 645 00:36:58,095 --> 00:36:59,347 because I didn't fuck your boyfriend! 646 00:36:59,430 --> 00:37:02,475 You two were broken up for three weeks and three days 647 00:37:02,558 --> 00:37:05,436 before we even had sex, so I didn't betray you! 648 00:37:05,519 --> 00:37:08,397 Plus, you guys are terrible for each other and you know I'm right 649 00:37:08,481 --> 00:37:11,442 and you guys can all judge me if you want, but I do not care! 650 00:37:11,525 --> 00:37:14,362 I have never, ever been happier! 651 00:37:20,868 --> 00:37:22,453 Rue: But she didn't say that. 652 00:37:22,536 --> 00:37:24,455 In fact, it was much weirder. 653 00:37:24,538 --> 00:37:26,832 She just stared straight ahead like she's doing now 654 00:37:26,916 --> 00:37:28,918 and didn't say a word. 655 00:37:29,001 --> 00:37:32,129 Maddy: I think being single's really stressing you out. 656 00:37:32,213 --> 00:37:34,131 No, I don't think so. 657 00:37:34,215 --> 00:37:35,675 Maddy: I hate it. 658 00:37:35,758 --> 00:37:37,885 -Really? -Yeah. 659 00:37:39,011 --> 00:37:40,763 I think Nate really fucked me up. 660 00:37:40,846 --> 00:37:43,391 -(Theo gasps) -I said, "Messed me up." 661 00:37:43,474 --> 00:37:46,185 -No, you didn't. -What do you mean? 662 00:37:46,268 --> 00:37:48,354 I keep trying to figure out if I feel worse now 663 00:37:48,437 --> 00:37:50,856 than I did when I was with Nate. 664 00:37:50,940 --> 00:37:52,775 I mean, you were really unhappy. 665 00:37:52,858 --> 00:37:55,152 Maddy: Like, I remember how the good parts felt. 666 00:37:55,236 --> 00:37:58,948 But when it was bad, was it really that bad? 667 00:37:59,031 --> 00:38:03,035 Or am I just telling myself that because I'm lonely and bored? 668 00:38:03,119 --> 00:38:09,291 No, you... you deserve someone who's passionate and loving. 669 00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:11,669 Who yearns for you, and, and can't wait to see you, 670 00:38:11,752 --> 00:38:13,879 who... who you're not gonna fight with, 671 00:38:13,963 --> 00:38:18,759 and just who's gonna love you. Like... really, truly love you. 672 00:38:20,636 --> 00:38:21,971 Maddy: Yeah... 673 00:38:23,806 --> 00:38:25,558 I don't know. 674 00:38:25,641 --> 00:38:27,018 Do me a favor... 675 00:38:27,101 --> 00:38:30,354 when you get older, don't be an asshole to girls you like. 676 00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:32,815 Okay. (chuckles) 677 00:38:32,898 --> 00:38:34,066 Rue: Maddy didn't realize that 678 00:38:34,150 --> 00:38:36,193 Cassie was talking about herself... 679 00:38:36,277 --> 00:38:39,363 ("Emotions" by Brenda Lee playing) 680 00:38:43,534 --> 00:38:46,328 ...and her relationship with Nate. 681 00:38:50,124 --> 00:38:52,334 ♪ Emotions ♪ 682 00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:57,465 ♪ What are you doin' ♪ 683 00:38:57,548 --> 00:39:00,176 ♪ Oh, don't you know ♪ 684 00:39:00,259 --> 00:39:03,304 ♪ Don't you know you'll be my ruin ♪ 685 00:39:03,387 --> 00:39:05,431 Rue: Who she had been fucking every Friday night 686 00:39:05,514 --> 00:39:07,141 for the last three weeks. 687 00:39:08,934 --> 00:39:10,686 (Nate breathing heavy) 688 00:39:13,189 --> 00:39:14,940 I love that I'm your secret... 689 00:39:16,358 --> 00:39:17,902 and I can't tell a soul. 690 00:39:20,613 --> 00:39:22,865 I love how fuckin' sick you are. 691 00:39:30,081 --> 00:39:33,417 (both moaning) 692 00:39:33,501 --> 00:39:36,337 (muffled moans) 693 00:39:38,506 --> 00:39:41,217 What I wouldn't give to be back in high school. 694 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,719 (moaning continues) 695 00:39:43,803 --> 00:39:45,096 Yeah. 696 00:39:47,807 --> 00:39:49,141 Yeah. 697 00:39:49,225 --> 00:39:51,977 Rue: Meanwhile, Kat was having dinner with Ethan's parents. 698 00:39:52,061 --> 00:39:53,813 Judy: So, who's my son with? 699 00:39:53,896 --> 00:39:56,148 Oh, she's got the cutest smile, doesn't she? 700 00:39:56,232 --> 00:39:57,399 -Yeah. -Adorable. 701 00:39:57,483 --> 00:39:59,485 -Ethan: Mom, stop. -So, Katherine... 702 00:39:59,568 --> 00:40:01,445 Tell me about yourself. 703 00:40:03,030 --> 00:40:06,951 Uh, (awkward laughter) 704 00:40:07,034 --> 00:40:08,828 Rue: Kat got nervous because she could feel that 705 00:40:08,911 --> 00:40:11,288 there were right answers and wrong answers. 706 00:40:11,372 --> 00:40:15,334 Who am I? (laughs) Oof. 707 00:40:15,418 --> 00:40:18,420 Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Um... 708 00:40:18,504 --> 00:40:23,008 I mean, that's, like, a really big question. 709 00:40:23,092 --> 00:40:25,302 Well, I guess, who am I is a very different question 710 00:40:25,386 --> 00:40:27,471 than tell me about yourself, right? 711 00:40:28,639 --> 00:40:30,391 Uh... 712 00:40:30,474 --> 00:40:36,730 I mean, I'm, like, kinda trying to just... figure it out myself. 713 00:40:36,814 --> 00:40:38,149 You know, like... 714 00:40:41,235 --> 00:40:43,445 I mean, I guess I just, I... 715 00:40:43,529 --> 00:40:45,739 literally, have no idea who I am. 716 00:40:45,823 --> 00:40:48,367 (awkward laughter) 717 00:40:52,496 --> 00:40:55,332 Wow... Wasn't that illuminating. 718 00:40:57,251 --> 00:40:58,919 (Judy laughs) 719 00:40:59,003 --> 00:41:03,424 Rue: Kat wanted to crawl into a hole and fucking die. 720 00:41:03,507 --> 00:41:05,885 And so did Cal, who hadn't been able to sleep 721 00:41:05,968 --> 00:41:08,220 since Nate told him about that disc. 722 00:41:08,304 --> 00:41:09,555 (bottles clattering) 723 00:41:09,638 --> 00:41:11,390 Nate: You want a water? 724 00:41:14,977 --> 00:41:17,646 Rue: And every time he'd close his eyes, he'd imagine... 725 00:41:17,730 --> 00:41:20,524 Aaron, tell your dad dinner's ready! 726 00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:22,359 Dad, dinner's ready! 727 00:41:23,569 --> 00:41:24,904 (gunshot) 728 00:41:27,281 --> 00:41:29,366 Rue: But Cal wasn't raised that way. 729 00:41:35,289 --> 00:41:37,541 He wouldn't go down without a fight. 730 00:41:41,212 --> 00:41:44,381 (tense music playing) 731 00:41:48,594 --> 00:41:53,515 Hi... I'm Rue. Um, good to see you, uh. 732 00:41:53,599 --> 00:41:57,394 I would love to present you with a, a business opportunity. 733 00:41:58,729 --> 00:41:59,813 Okay. 734 00:42:01,565 --> 00:42:03,984 -You want some? -Oh, I'm okay. Thank you. 735 00:42:06,278 --> 00:42:09,406 Uh, (clears throat) ever since I, I, I met you at New Year's, 736 00:42:09,490 --> 00:42:13,577 I was, I was thinking, um, that... 737 00:42:13,661 --> 00:42:15,329 maybe, you-- 738 00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:17,665 um... 739 00:42:20,376 --> 00:42:21,877 um... 740 00:42:21,961 --> 00:42:24,421 uh... I'm in high school, right? 741 00:42:24,505 --> 00:42:27,633 Uh, and I have a GPA of 3.95, 742 00:42:27,716 --> 00:42:31,136 and let's say, you know, all my friends Jamie, Amy, and Lanie 743 00:42:31,220 --> 00:42:33,347 also have a GPA over 3.7. 744 00:42:33,430 --> 00:42:35,557 -Laurie: Hmm. -Rue: And, and, Laurie, these are, these are girls 745 00:42:35,641 --> 00:42:39,395 that you would never expect in a million years to be selling. 746 00:42:40,396 --> 00:42:41,981 Hmm. 747 00:42:42,064 --> 00:42:46,944 Look, I'm a dreamer, you know, and, and Steve Jobs is my hero. 748 00:42:47,027 --> 00:42:52,783 And I was just thinking, you know, what if there was a foolproof system to sell... 749 00:42:54,034 --> 00:42:57,955 you know, (chuckles) without anyone snitching. 750 00:42:58,038 --> 00:43:00,791 -Hmm. -Rue: So, let's say... 751 00:43:00,874 --> 00:43:02,251 hypothetically, of course, uh, 752 00:43:02,334 --> 00:43:04,795 we were able to pay Jamie, Amy, and Lanie 753 00:43:04,878 --> 00:43:06,297 $500 a month to be runners. 754 00:43:06,380 --> 00:43:07,798 Now as collateral, we would upload 755 00:43:07,881 --> 00:43:09,842 -their phones to a cloud that I own. -(bird vocalizes) 756 00:43:09,925 --> 00:43:13,095 -Why would you want that? -Ah, that's a good question, Laurie. 757 00:43:13,178 --> 00:43:14,555 May I? 758 00:43:14,638 --> 00:43:16,015 Uh, well, you see... 759 00:43:16,098 --> 00:43:18,350 even though Jamie, Amy, and Lanie have stellar GPAs, 760 00:43:18,434 --> 00:43:19,893 there's also things on their phones 761 00:43:19,977 --> 00:43:21,020 that they don't want the world to know about 762 00:43:21,103 --> 00:43:22,730 because it would probably jeopardize 763 00:43:22,813 --> 00:43:25,399 their ability to get into Yale, Columbia, Harvard, 764 00:43:25,482 --> 00:43:26,734 my top choices, uh. 765 00:43:26,817 --> 00:43:29,278 Plus, uh, if they ever got busted, 766 00:43:29,361 --> 00:43:31,530 we're lookin' at 6 to 12 months in juvie. 767 00:43:31,613 --> 00:43:34,825 Intent to sell is a way bigger sentence. 768 00:43:34,908 --> 00:43:35,951 (bird squawks) 769 00:43:36,035 --> 00:43:38,162 Not if you're under 18. 770 00:43:38,245 --> 00:43:39,663 -Hmm. -Which is nothing to having 771 00:43:39,747 --> 00:43:41,874 your entire life released and ruined on the internet, 772 00:43:41,957 --> 00:43:44,752 so their incentive to snitch is basically reduced to zero. 773 00:43:47,838 --> 00:43:50,215 This is an amazing plan. 774 00:43:51,133 --> 00:43:52,885 You're a genius. 775 00:43:54,094 --> 00:43:56,513 -Thank you. -Laurie: It's true. 776 00:43:56,597 --> 00:43:59,725 I'll front you a 50k suitcase. 777 00:44:02,144 --> 00:44:04,521 Rue: Don't do it. You're too much of a fuck-up. 778 00:44:04,605 --> 00:44:07,900 -Maybe we should start smaller. -10k? 779 00:44:07,983 --> 00:44:09,193 Deal. 780 00:44:09,276 --> 00:44:10,652 That was very mature, Rue. 781 00:44:10,736 --> 00:44:12,905 Laurie: If you pay each girl a thousand, 782 00:44:12,988 --> 00:44:16,325 you can flip it for 20, and that's 7k profit. 783 00:44:16,408 --> 00:44:21,246 -Three to me. Four to you. -Uh, thank you, Laurie. You won't regret this. 784 00:44:21,330 --> 00:44:24,708 -Laurie: You pay-up and re-up in a month. -Uh, terrific. 785 00:44:24,792 --> 00:44:27,252 Rue, if you screw me, 786 00:44:27,336 --> 00:44:31,382 I'll have you kidnapped and sold to some real sick people. 787 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,386 I always find a way to make my money back. 788 00:44:39,390 --> 00:44:41,642 I'm serious. 789 00:44:43,060 --> 00:44:44,103 Okay. 790 00:44:44,186 --> 00:44:47,189 ("Gangsta Nation" by Westside Connection playing) 791 00:44:47,272 --> 00:44:49,483 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 792 00:44:49,566 --> 00:44:52,027 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 793 00:44:52,111 --> 00:44:54,530 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 794 00:44:54,613 --> 00:44:56,907 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 795 00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:59,076 ♪ ♪ 796 00:45:05,124 --> 00:45:06,291 (cocks gun) 797 00:45:07,501 --> 00:45:10,295 What the fuck you doin'? 798 00:45:10,379 --> 00:45:13,549 Rue: Lexi knew she couldn't mount a play all on her own, 799 00:45:13,632 --> 00:45:15,134 so she enlisted the help of Bobbi 800 00:45:15,217 --> 00:45:17,594 as her stage manager and partner in crime. 801 00:45:17,678 --> 00:45:19,263 They didn't know each other well, 802 00:45:19,346 --> 00:45:21,890 except that they shared a mutual disdain for "Oklahoma." 803 00:45:21,974 --> 00:45:26,395 -Bobbi, you okay? -Fuck "Oklahoma." 804 00:45:28,355 --> 00:45:30,816 Are they all here to audition? 805 00:45:30,899 --> 00:45:32,943 Are you all here to audition? 806 00:45:33,026 --> 00:45:34,611 Crowd: Yes. 807 00:45:34,695 --> 00:45:36,613 They're all here to audition. 808 00:45:36,697 --> 00:45:39,658 Right, yeah, that's, that's what I thought. 809 00:45:39,741 --> 00:45:42,119 Put yourselves into a single-file line. 810 00:45:42,202 --> 00:45:44,288 We'll be with you momentarily. 811 00:45:46,874 --> 00:45:49,626 So first, you come to my fuckin' job 812 00:45:49,710 --> 00:45:53,213 askin' all these weird-ass questions like the feds. 813 00:45:53,297 --> 00:45:55,674 Then I find you out in front of my house. 814 00:45:55,757 --> 00:45:57,301 What the fuck are you doin', man? 815 00:45:57,384 --> 00:45:59,845 You're free to call the cops. 816 00:45:59,928 --> 00:46:02,306 Fezco: Why the fuck would I do that? 817 00:46:02,389 --> 00:46:06,226 Well, it's either call the cops, let me go or... kill me. 818 00:46:06,310 --> 00:46:09,438 Fezco: What the fuck, man? What's with your family? 819 00:46:09,521 --> 00:46:11,773 Are you all just a bunch of fuckin' assholes? 820 00:46:11,857 --> 00:46:15,402 -Cal: You beat up my son. -Yeah, well, he deserved it, man. 821 00:46:15,486 --> 00:46:16,987 He's a fuckin' bitch. 822 00:46:17,070 --> 00:46:18,947 Oh, okay, tough guy. 823 00:46:19,031 --> 00:46:21,325 Ow, fuck! 824 00:46:23,368 --> 00:46:24,411 Why did you do that? 825 00:46:24,495 --> 00:46:26,830 'Cause you're in no position to talk shit. 826 00:46:26,914 --> 00:46:29,041 I'm warning you. You hit me one more-- 827 00:46:29,124 --> 00:46:33,086 -Oh, fuck! -Why don't you call the cops? 828 00:46:33,170 --> 00:46:36,006 -The Chief of Police, Will Greenwood-- -Mm-hm. 829 00:46:36,089 --> 00:46:39,051 -(Cal grunts) -All right, Ash. Chill out, man. 830 00:46:39,134 --> 00:46:42,513 -Cal: Fuck! -This guy don't want the fuckin' cops involved. 831 00:46:42,596 --> 00:46:44,014 Watch. 832 00:46:46,099 --> 00:46:48,977 -Call the cops. -I will. 833 00:46:50,145 --> 00:46:53,106 -Dial, bitch. -(Cal grunts) 834 00:46:53,190 --> 00:46:56,026 If you got nothin' to hide, call the fuckin' cops. 835 00:46:59,613 --> 00:47:02,533 -Stop, stop, stop. -I'm not fucking stopping. 836 00:47:02,616 --> 00:47:04,618 I'm not stopping. Call the cops. 837 00:47:09,414 --> 00:47:13,544 -I told you. -All right, man. I get it. 838 00:47:13,627 --> 00:47:15,796 Cal: I know you and your drug addict friend, 839 00:47:15,879 --> 00:47:17,589 that girl. 840 00:47:19,007 --> 00:47:21,426 You're trying to extort my son. 841 00:47:21,510 --> 00:47:25,097 -What? -Because of what I did to her friend. 842 00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:27,266 Fezco: What the fuck are you talkin' about, man? 843 00:47:27,349 --> 00:47:30,686 -You know, the blonde. -Who? Jewel? 844 00:47:32,396 --> 00:47:35,107 Look, man, I didn't know she was 17. 845 00:47:38,068 --> 00:47:40,737 You tellin' me you had sex with Jewel? 846 00:47:40,821 --> 00:47:42,155 Who's Jewel? 847 00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:45,409 -Fezco: What the fuck, man? -Faye: Do I know Jewel? 848 00:47:45,492 --> 00:47:48,620 Fezco: The fuck are we even talkin' about right now, bro? 849 00:47:48,704 --> 00:47:49,621 Jewel. 850 00:47:50,497 --> 00:47:52,332 Jewel. Jewel... 851 00:47:52,416 --> 00:47:54,418 I just want the disc. 852 00:47:54,501 --> 00:47:58,046 -Fezco: What disc?! -Of Jewel and I. 853 00:47:58,130 --> 00:48:00,132 Yo, you recorded that shit?! 854 00:48:00,215 --> 00:48:04,303 -Cal: I didn't know. -You didn't know that you were recording? 855 00:48:04,386 --> 00:48:07,431 -I fucked up. -Fezco: Obviously, man. 856 00:48:07,514 --> 00:48:11,393 Yo, who the fuck even told you I gave a shit about this anyway? 857 00:48:11,476 --> 00:48:13,145 My son. 858 00:48:13,228 --> 00:48:15,731 Your son? The one that's in love with Jewel? 859 00:48:15,814 --> 00:48:17,816 Faye: Aw, that's cute. 860 00:48:17,899 --> 00:48:20,319 Fezco: That's not cute, man. What the fuck? 861 00:48:20,402 --> 00:48:22,112 -What? -Fezco: What kind of weird-ass 862 00:48:22,195 --> 00:48:25,240 father-son shit is goin' on around here, bro? 863 00:48:27,701 --> 00:48:30,412 -I'm extremely confused. -Fezco: You're confused. 864 00:48:30,495 --> 00:48:32,581 I'm fuckin' confused, bro. 865 00:48:32,664 --> 00:48:36,877 -Me too. -Fezco: I don't even know what the fuck you're doin' here. 866 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,671 Do you mind if I just leave? 867 00:48:39,755 --> 00:48:42,799 I'm not gonna say a word about anything, I swear to God. 868 00:48:42,883 --> 00:48:46,803 Let's just pretend like... none of this ever happened. 869 00:48:48,889 --> 00:48:51,016 Yo, Ash, let me talk to you real quick. 870 00:48:53,852 --> 00:48:57,105 Hi... what's your name? 871 00:48:58,482 --> 00:48:59,858 Cal. 872 00:49:01,443 --> 00:49:03,278 Do you and your son, like-- 873 00:49:03,362 --> 00:49:07,658 Do you, like, fuck people together? 874 00:49:07,741 --> 00:49:09,618 Fezco: Yo, check it out, man. 875 00:49:09,701 --> 00:49:12,204 I'mma let you walk up outta here on one condition. 876 00:49:12,996 --> 00:49:14,790 Anything. 877 00:49:14,873 --> 00:49:18,627 You'll keep your bitch-ass son out of my fuckin' life, 878 00:49:18,710 --> 00:49:20,837 and Rue's and Jewel's, 879 00:49:20,921 --> 00:49:23,882 till the end of fucking time. You understand? 880 00:49:23,965 --> 00:49:25,509 I promise. 881 00:49:25,592 --> 00:49:29,763 Now, I don't know shit about no fuckin' disc, man. That's not my problem. 882 00:49:33,308 --> 00:49:36,728 Now get this motherfucker up outta here, Ash. 883 00:49:40,315 --> 00:49:41,400 (grunts) 884 00:49:57,499 --> 00:50:00,043 (strumming guitar) 885 00:50:09,511 --> 00:50:11,972 Why can't I shake the feeling that there's, like, 886 00:50:12,055 --> 00:50:14,391 something you're not telling me. 887 00:50:15,559 --> 00:50:16,935 I don't know. 888 00:50:18,353 --> 00:50:19,938 Like, why don't I trust you? 889 00:50:22,023 --> 00:50:23,442 Is it the face tats? 890 00:50:23,525 --> 00:50:27,904 No, (chuckles)... No, it's not the face tats. 891 00:50:27,988 --> 00:50:29,448 Elliot: Okay, what is it? 892 00:50:33,118 --> 00:50:38,790 These are the kind of things... that can cause you to relapse. 893 00:50:38,874 --> 00:50:42,294 This is not easy, but I'm very proud 894 00:50:42,377 --> 00:50:47,132 of each and every one of you for trying to take this on. 895 00:50:47,215 --> 00:50:51,511 Work this program. It will work if you work it. 896 00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:56,683 Do you have a crush on Rue? 897 00:50:56,767 --> 00:50:58,393 (guitar stops) 898 00:50:59,728 --> 00:51:00,979 I do. 899 00:51:07,027 --> 00:51:09,696 Speaker: I was a little bit ashamed of myself 900 00:51:09,780 --> 00:51:12,616 that I didn't wanna be around other people 901 00:51:12,699 --> 00:51:16,870 with this awful, awful habit. 902 00:51:16,953 --> 00:51:20,081 Because it's no future in addiction. 903 00:51:20,165 --> 00:51:21,958 I don't care what they tell you. 904 00:51:22,042 --> 00:51:25,253 Addiction will take you out. 905 00:51:25,337 --> 00:51:28,381 I feel like Rue doesn't want to fuck me. 906 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,384 Why don't you think so? 907 00:51:32,594 --> 00:51:34,513 She seems like... 908 00:51:34,596 --> 00:51:37,766 gay... or asexual, you know? 909 00:51:37,849 --> 00:51:41,061 Like she's not really interested... in sex. 910 00:51:41,144 --> 00:51:42,771 That's not true. 911 00:51:42,854 --> 00:51:44,773 Elliot: Really? 912 00:51:44,856 --> 00:51:46,483 No, that's not true at all. 913 00:51:46,566 --> 00:51:48,693 You think Rue's, like, a sexual person? 914 00:51:48,777 --> 00:51:51,655 Jules: I mean, at times, yeah. 915 00:51:51,738 --> 00:51:52,948 Yeah, you're full of shit. 916 00:51:53,031 --> 00:51:54,574 It's true! 917 00:51:54,658 --> 00:51:56,576 Elliot: I feel like you've fucked way too many people 918 00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:57,828 to look me in the face, 919 00:51:57,911 --> 00:51:59,287 and lie to me and say she's some 920 00:51:59,371 --> 00:52:01,331 sexual force of nature. 921 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:08,630 Fine. No, she's not, like, the most sexual person ever. 922 00:52:09,589 --> 00:52:11,299 Elliot: Then how does that work? 923 00:52:11,383 --> 00:52:14,302 -What do you mean? -'Cause you're, like, a sexual person? 924 00:52:14,386 --> 00:52:17,138 Jules: Not all the time, but sometimes. 925 00:52:22,811 --> 00:52:26,898 Fine... No, okay, she's not a sexual person. 926 00:52:26,982 --> 00:52:28,441 Or, like, maybe, she is a bit. 927 00:52:28,525 --> 00:52:30,610 I just haven't seen that side yet. 928 00:52:32,112 --> 00:52:34,698 Elliot: I wouldn't blame yourself. 929 00:52:34,781 --> 00:52:36,700 -I'm not. -I'm just saying it's, like, 930 00:52:36,783 --> 00:52:39,369 easy to take that kind of stuff personally. 931 00:52:39,452 --> 00:52:42,038 Are you, like, trying to be an asshole right now? 932 00:52:42,122 --> 00:52:44,583 -I'm being sweet right now. -Jules: How is that sweet? 933 00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:48,587 'Cause you're very fuckin' fuckable. 934 00:52:48,670 --> 00:52:52,007 -Why? -Elliot: I mean, you're fascinating, right? 935 00:52:52,090 --> 00:52:54,593 'Cause you're creative and you're smart, 936 00:52:54,676 --> 00:52:56,469 and you're kind of fucked up. 937 00:52:56,553 --> 00:53:00,223 But you're cute, and you're awkward, and you're like... 938 00:53:00,307 --> 00:53:02,434 kind of clumsy but you're very much a whore, 939 00:53:02,517 --> 00:53:04,853 intentionally, which is great. 940 00:53:04,936 --> 00:53:08,023 You know, you're like extroverted and weird, 941 00:53:08,106 --> 00:53:10,775 but also introverted and shy... 942 00:53:10,859 --> 00:53:13,320 and your art is amazing. 943 00:53:13,403 --> 00:53:15,739 They should hang it up at fuckin' MoMA. 944 00:53:15,822 --> 00:53:17,741 But on like a more superficial note, 945 00:53:17,824 --> 00:53:19,409 you have great tits. 946 00:53:19,492 --> 00:53:22,370 And you and Kurt Cobain have the same haircut... 947 00:53:23,246 --> 00:53:24,497 which is hot. 948 00:53:27,417 --> 00:53:28,710 Give me that. 949 00:53:33,506 --> 00:53:35,675 Elliot: But I'm sure Rue told you all that. 950 00:53:37,844 --> 00:53:39,429 You guys are in love, right? 951 00:53:40,847 --> 00:53:44,476 (light music playing) 952 00:53:44,559 --> 00:53:45,769 Shut up. 953 00:53:53,944 --> 00:53:59,240 So, Rue, the $64,000 question is... 954 00:53:59,324 --> 00:54:02,243 what's in the suitcase? 955 00:54:02,327 --> 00:54:05,246 -School books. -Ah, is that why you're in that getup? 956 00:54:05,330 --> 00:54:07,290 You became an honors student. 957 00:54:07,374 --> 00:54:09,209 -I'm not in the mood for a lecture. -Lecture? 958 00:54:09,292 --> 00:54:12,629 -I... like to think we have conversations. -Rue: Yeah, I'm sure you do. 959 00:54:12,712 --> 00:54:15,256 Okay, what? Did a hornet crawl up your ass or somethin'? 960 00:54:15,340 --> 00:54:16,716 -What's wrong with you? -Look, I'm-- Man, 961 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,468 I'm not tryin' to hear a fuckin' lecture, okay, 962 00:54:18,551 --> 00:54:21,721 about how my life would be better if I stopped doing drugs, 963 00:54:21,805 --> 00:54:24,182 or believed in God, or Allah, or whatever the fuck. 964 00:54:24,265 --> 00:54:25,934 Okay, well, you're the one lookin' like a Jehovah's Witness. 965 00:54:26,017 --> 00:54:28,979 I just don't think that there's, uh, Bibles in that suitcase. 966 00:54:29,062 --> 00:54:32,607 -Shut the fuck up, man. -Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me? 967 00:54:32,691 --> 00:54:33,692 Shut the fuck up? 968 00:54:33,775 --> 00:54:36,027 Don't play that shit with me. 969 00:54:36,111 --> 00:54:37,696 I've always accepted you for who you are: 970 00:54:37,779 --> 00:54:39,698 the good, the bad, and the ugly. 971 00:54:39,781 --> 00:54:41,783 Don't tell me to shut the fuck up. I'm not some parent 972 00:54:41,866 --> 00:54:42,951 you can just treat like shit. 973 00:54:43,034 --> 00:54:44,285 Yeah, well, good thing nobody's really 974 00:54:44,369 --> 00:54:46,830 lookin' to you to be a fuckin' parent. 975 00:54:46,913 --> 00:54:49,040 Yo! Excuse me? 976 00:54:51,084 --> 00:54:52,419 Excuse me? 977 00:54:53,461 --> 00:54:55,255 (scoffs) 978 00:54:55,338 --> 00:54:58,133 When I sit across from you and tell you somethin' about my life, 979 00:54:58,216 --> 00:55:00,176 you don't get to use that shit against me. 980 00:55:00,260 --> 00:55:02,887 You cross that line again, we're done. 981 00:55:02,971 --> 00:55:04,889 You talk back right now, we're done. 982 00:55:04,973 --> 00:55:07,058 One more fuckin' disrespectful word outta your mouth, 983 00:55:07,142 --> 00:55:08,685 and we're done. You hear me? 984 00:55:09,811 --> 00:55:11,604 (shouts): Hey! You hear me?! 985 00:55:14,357 --> 00:55:16,026 Rue: Or what, Ali? 986 00:55:16,109 --> 00:55:18,194 You gonna hit me? 987 00:55:43,178 --> 00:55:46,389 ("If" by Jo Stafford playing) 988 00:55:53,813 --> 00:55:58,193 ♪ If they made me a queen ♪ 989 00:55:58,276 --> 00:56:02,906 ♪ I'd be but a slave to you ♪ 990 00:56:02,989 --> 00:56:05,450 And before he even took a drink, he offered it to me first. 991 00:56:05,533 --> 00:56:09,913 ♪ If I had everything ♪ 992 00:56:09,996 --> 00:56:16,336 ♪ I'd still be a slave to you ♪ 993 00:56:17,629 --> 00:56:19,631 ♪ If I ruled the night ♪ 994 00:56:19,714 --> 00:56:21,216 Where are you headed? 995 00:56:22,133 --> 00:56:23,593 To meet a friend. 996 00:56:24,886 --> 00:56:26,471 I know, Mom. I know. 997 00:56:28,681 --> 00:56:30,892 ♪ Still I'd turn ♪ 998 00:56:30,975 --> 00:56:32,268 Are those my clothes? 999 00:56:32,352 --> 00:56:36,397 Yeah. I was auditioning for Lexi's play. 1000 00:56:36,481 --> 00:56:38,817 -What play? -"Oklahoma." 1001 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:44,697 ♪ If the world to me bowed yet humbly I'd plead to you ♪ 1002 00:56:44,781 --> 00:56:48,159 Yeah... Oh, she's doin' really good. 1003 00:56:48,243 --> 00:56:49,953 Yeah, I'm proud of her. 1004 00:56:50,036 --> 00:56:54,124 ♪ If I ruled the Earth ♪ 1005 00:56:54,207 --> 00:56:59,462 ♪ What would life be worth ♪ 1006 00:56:59,546 --> 00:57:06,386 ♪ If I hadn't the right to you ♪ 1007 00:57:09,764 --> 00:57:11,474 -Maddy: Ready to go to bed? -Theo: Mm-hm. 1008 00:57:11,558 --> 00:57:13,309 Okay. Good night, little man. 1009 00:57:14,894 --> 00:57:16,396 Sweet dreams. 1010 00:57:18,565 --> 00:57:21,609 -Ethan (on phone): I got the part! -What part? 1011 00:57:21,693 --> 00:57:23,278 Ethan: In Lexi's play. 1012 00:57:25,613 --> 00:57:26,781 Cool. 1013 00:57:30,118 --> 00:57:36,499 ♪ If the world to me bowed ♪ 1014 00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:43,840 ♪ Yet humbly I'd plead to you ♪ 1015 00:57:44,841 --> 00:57:50,471 ♪ If my friends were a crowd ♪ 1016 00:57:50,555 --> 00:57:57,770 ♪ I'd turn in my need to you ♪ 1017 00:57:59,772 --> 00:58:04,360 -♪ If I ruled the Earth ♪ -(phone chimes) 1018 00:58:04,444 --> 00:58:10,033 ♪ What would life be worth ♪ 1019 00:58:10,116 --> 00:58:14,204 ♪ If I hadn't the right ♪ 1020 00:58:14,287 --> 00:58:16,706 (doorbell rings) 1021 00:58:16,789 --> 00:58:21,211 ♪ To you ♪ 1022 00:58:32,180 --> 00:58:35,391 ("Watercolor Eyes" by Lana Del Rey playing) 1023 00:58:37,602 --> 00:58:43,524 ♪ Breaking up with me then making up ♪ 1024 00:58:43,608 --> 00:58:47,528 ♪ Just to make me mad ♪ 1025 00:58:47,612 --> 00:58:51,366 ♪ I think that you taste like rock candy ♪ 1026 00:58:51,449 --> 00:58:55,703 ♪ Sweet like beaches leave me all sandy ♪ 1027 00:58:55,787 --> 00:58:58,248 ♪ Why ♪ 1028 00:58:58,331 --> 00:59:03,503 ♪ Do you leave me with watercolor eyes ♪ 1029 00:59:03,586 --> 00:59:07,465 ♪ Young love don't always last forever ♪ 1030 00:59:07,548 --> 00:59:11,344 ♪ Wild horses can't keep us together ♪ 1031 00:59:11,427 --> 00:59:15,473 ♪ So what if you taste just like heaven ♪ 1032 00:59:15,556 --> 00:59:19,394 ♪ That don't make it right ♪ 1033 00:59:19,477 --> 00:59:23,481 ♪ Hot summer and cold watermelon ♪ 1034 00:59:23,564 --> 00:59:27,652 ♪ Your love stings like blood and a lemon ♪ 1035 00:59:27,735 --> 00:59:30,238 ♪ Why ♪ 1036 00:59:30,321 --> 00:59:35,535 ♪ Do you leave me with watercolor eyes ♪ 1037 00:59:35,618 --> 00:59:39,122 ♪ Watercolor eyes ♪ 1038 00:59:39,205 --> 00:59:42,834 ♪ Watercolor eyes ♪ 1039 00:59:42,917 --> 00:59:47,672 ♪ Watercolor eyes ♪ 1040 00:59:47,755 --> 00:59:51,384 ♪ That don't make it right ♪ 1041 00:59:53,636 --> 00:59:57,890 ♪ That don't make it right ♪ 114782

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