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I'm Roy Chang and this is the Nala Zone

I'm Roy Chang and this is the Nala Zone

I'm Roy Chang and this is the Nala Zone where we go deep into our midterm

where we go deep into our midterm

where we go deep into our midterm coverage

coverage

coverage of

of

of Sorry, that that title is uh really

Sorry, that that title is uh really

Sorry, that that title is uh really undermining the tone of this whole

undermining the tone of this whole

undermining the tone of this whole thing. Do you mind if we can we change

thing. Do you mind if we can we change

thing. Do you mind if we can we change that graphic? Like maybe maybe lose the

that graphic? Like maybe maybe lose the

that graphic? Like maybe maybe lose the hyphens. Okay. No, no, no. That's worse.

hyphens. Okay. No, no, no. That's worse.

hyphens. Okay. No, no, no. That's worse. Put it back. PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK.

Put it back. PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK.

Put it back. PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK. OKAY.

OKAY.

OKAY. ANYWAY, uh by now America has gotten

ANYWAY, uh by now America has gotten

ANYWAY, uh by now America has gotten used to rich unqualified people from TV

used to rich unqualified people from TV

used to rich unqualified people from TV and social media running the the

and social media running the the

and social media running the the country. And with the midterms

country. And with the midterms

country. And with the midterms approaching, it's inspired a whole new

approaching, it's inspired a whole new

approaching, it's inspired a whole new crop of to throw their

crop of to throw their

crop of to throw their hats in the ring.

hats in the ring.

hats in the ring. >> Mark Tira, a Christian, a family man,

>> Mark Tira, a Christian, a family man,

>> Mark Tira, a Christian, a family man, and MLB allstar.

and MLB allstar.

and MLB allstar. >> I'm Luc Bronson, hockey coach,

>> I'm Luc Bronson, hockey coach,

>> I'm Luc Bronson, hockey coach, businessman, and actor. Yeah, I've been

businessman, and actor. Yeah, I've been

businessman, and actor. Yeah, I've been on reality TV, but that's drama for

on reality TV, but that's drama for

on reality TV, but that's drama for show. What's happening in DC is real

show. What's happening in DC is real

show. What's happening in DC is real drama.

drama.

drama. >> The Hano music star Bobby Pulledo is

>> The Hano music star Bobby Pulledo is

>> The Hano music star Bobby Pulledo is officially launching his bid for

officially launching his bid for

officially launching his bid for Congress to live crew. Rap legend Uncle

Congress to live crew. Rap legend Uncle

Congress to live crew. Rap legend Uncle Luke said he's running for Florida's

Luke said he's running for Florida's

Luke said he's running for Florida's 20th Congress. This is the man that gave

20th Congress. This is the man that gave

20th Congress. This is the man that gave us the classic me so Hornney.

Finally, a member of two live crew in

Finally, a member of two live crew in

Finally, a member of two live crew in Congress.

Congress.

Congress. I'll admit I was skeptical until I saw

I'll admit I was skeptical until I saw

I'll admit I was skeptical until I saw his campaign slogan, me so horny to take

his campaign slogan, me so horny to take

his campaign slogan, me so horny to take on the establishment.

on the establishment.

on the establishment. But

I

I

I sure, why not? But if Luke Campbell does

sure, why not? But if Luke Campbell does

sure, why not? But if Luke Campbell does not make you so horny, there's plenty of

not make you so horny, there's plenty of

not make you so horny, there's plenty of other D-list celebrities and influential

other D-list celebrities and influential

other D-list celebrities and influential freaks to choose from, like NFL sideline

freaks to choose from, like NFL sideline

freaks to choose from, like NFL sideline reporter Michelle Tafoya.

reporter Michelle Tafoya.

reporter Michelle Tafoya. >> I covered the biggest football games in

>> I covered the biggest football games in

>> I covered the biggest football games in America. I walked the sidelines when the

America. I walked the sidelines when the

America. I walked the sidelines when the pressure was mounting and the stakes

pressure was mounting and the stakes

pressure was mounting and the stakes were the highest. Starting today, I'm

were the highest. Starting today, I'm

were the highest. Starting today, I'm running for the United States Senate.

>> I'm not sure that's a winning message.

>> I'm not sure that's a winning message.

>> I'm not sure that's a winning message. Um,

Um,

Um, when the pressure was on and the stakes

when the pressure was on and the stakes

when the pressure was on and the stakes were high, I was watching from the

were high, I was watching from the

were high, I was watching from the sidelines

a very safe distance away.

a very safe distance away.

a very safe distance away. But if there's one thing a sideline

But if there's one thing a sideline

But if there's one thing a sideline reporter brings to the table, it's

reporter brings to the table, it's

reporter brings to the table, it's knowing her stats.

knowing her stats.

knowing her stats. >> Almost 30% of Californians are homeless

>> Almost 30% of Californians are homeless

>> Almost 30% of Californians are homeless on any given night. 30%

on any given night. 30%

on any given night. 30% that is the largest margin by far.

that is the largest margin by far.

that is the largest margin by far. >> 30%

>> 30%

>> 30% >> 30 I think it's 28. So close to 30% of

>> 30 I think it's 28. So close to 30% of

>> 30 I think it's 28. So close to 30% of their population is homeless on any

their population is homeless on any

their population is homeless on any given night.

given night.

given night. >> 30%

>> 30%

>> 30% is 12 million Californians.

Look, not every strung outlooking person

Look, not every strung outlooking person

Look, not every strung outlooking person you see in LA is homeless. Okay,

you see in LA is homeless. Okay,

you see in LA is homeless. Okay, that's that's just a cast of euphoria.

that's that's just a cast of euphoria.

that's that's just a cast of euphoria. The actual statistic is less than 1% of

The actual statistic is less than 1% of

The actual statistic is less than 1% of Californians. So to put this in terms

Californians. So to put this in terms

Californians. So to put this in terms Michelle can understand, here's the

Michelle can understand, here's the

Michelle can understand, here's the snap. The kick is up and it is wide by

snap. The kick is up and it is wide by

snap. The kick is up and it is wide by 11.8 million people.

But in fairness,

But in fairness,

But in fairness, yeah. Uh,

yeah. Uh,

yeah. Uh, but in fairness, California has its

but in fairness, California has its

but in fairness, California has its issues, particularly in Los Angeles

issues, particularly in Los Angeles

issues, particularly in Los Angeles where none of my pilots have been picked

where none of my pilots have been picked

where none of my pilots have been picked up and wildfires wiped out entire

up and wildfires wiped out entire

up and wildfires wiped out entire neighborhoods. Uh, the city also has a

neighborhoods. Uh, the city also has a

neighborhoods. Uh, the city also has a huge deficit and according to Michelle

huge deficit and according to Michelle

huge deficit and according to Michelle Tafoya, 20 billion people are homeless.

Tafoya, 20 billion people are homeless.

Tafoya, 20 billion people are homeless. This city needs someone serious who can

This city needs someone serious who can

This city needs someone serious who can solve serious problems. It is official.

solve serious problems. It is official.

solve serious problems. It is official. Former reality TV star Spencer Pratt

Former reality TV star Spencer Pratt

Former reality TV star Spencer Pratt filed to run for mayor of Los Angeles.

filed to run for mayor of Los Angeles.

filed to run for mayor of Los Angeles. >> Or Spencer Pratt.

>> Or Spencer Pratt.

>> Or Spencer Pratt. Finally, a candidate who makes white

Finally, a candidate who makes white

Finally, a candidate who makes white women over 40 go, "Oh, yeah, that guy.

women over 40 go, "Oh, yeah, that guy.

women over 40 go, "Oh, yeah, that guy. Ew."

Ew."

Ew." In case you don't remember Spencer from

In case you don't remember Spencer from

In case you don't remember Spencer from the golden age of basic cable, reality

the golden age of basic cable, reality

the golden age of basic cable, reality TV, here's a quick refresher of his

TV, here's a quick refresher of his

TV, here's a quick refresher of his consensus building approach.

consensus building approach.

consensus building approach. >> At the end of the day, I can't change. I

>> At the end of the day, I can't change. I

>> At the end of the day, I can't change. I can't make you un my sister. You can't

can't make you un my sister. You can't

can't make you un my sister. You can't call the brother sister line and say,

call the brother sister line and say,

call the brother sister line and say, "Hey, I don't want 70 to be my sister

"Hey, I don't want 70 to be my sister

"Hey, I don't want 70 to be my sister anymore." I can't do that. The phone

anymore." I can't do that. The phone

anymore." I can't do that. The phone doesn't work.

doesn't work.

doesn't work. >> You're making me cry right now.

>> You're making me cry right now.

>> You're making me cry right now. >> 70, you're making yourself cry thinking

>> 70, you're making yourself cry thinking

>> 70, you're making yourself cry thinking about what you did.

about what you did.

about what you did. >> What are you crying about, Stephanie?

>> What are you crying about, Stephanie?

>> What are you crying about, Stephanie? What the are you crying about?

What the are you crying about?

What the are you crying about? >> That's why you're not in my life, you

>> That's why you're not in my life, you

>> That's why you're not in my life, you crazy Cuz you come do barbecues

crazy Cuz you come do barbecues

crazy Cuz you come do barbecues and just start crying.

and just start crying.

and just start crying. >> Wow. It's amazing how 20 years ago this

>> Wow. It's amazing how 20 years ago this

>> Wow. It's amazing how 20 years ago this was considered TV villain behavior, but

was considered TV villain behavior, but

was considered TV villain behavior, but now this guy sounds like he should be

now this guy sounds like he should be

now this guy sounds like he should be director of the FBI.

director of the FBI.

director of the FBI. But still,

But still,

But still, I'm sure,

yay, FBI. I'm sure Spencer Pre has grown

yay, FBI. I'm sure Spencer Pre has grown

yay, FBI. I'm sure Spencer Pre has grown up a lot since then. I mean, he's got a

up a lot since then. I mean, he's got a

up a lot since then. I mean, he's got a degree. He's had kids. He's become an

degree. He's had kids. He's become an

degree. He's had kids. He's become an activist after the LA fires. I mean, I'm

activist after the LA fires. I mean, I'm

activist after the LA fires. I mean, I'm sure his family is proud of him. Actress

sure his family is proud of him. Actress

sure his family is proud of him. Actress Stephanie Pratt slams her brother

Stephanie Pratt slams her brother

Stephanie Pratt slams her brother Spencer Pratt over his run for Los

Spencer Pratt over his run for Los

Spencer Pratt over his run for Los Angeles mayor. Stephanie took to ex

Angeles mayor. Stephanie took to ex

Angeles mayor. Stephanie took to ex Saturday, writing that a vote for

Saturday, writing that a vote for

Saturday, writing that a vote for Spencer is a vote for stupidity.

You know, you make someone cry at your

You know, you make someone cry at your

You know, you make someone cry at your barbecue one time and

barbecue one time and

barbecue one time and just throw your whole campaign under the

just throw your whole campaign under the

just throw your whole campaign under the bus. But if you want your candidate less

bus. But if you want your candidate less

bus. But if you want your candidate less surf and more alpha male, then I've got

surf and more alpha male, then I've got

surf and more alpha male, then I've got a race down in Florida for you. Dan

a race down in Florida for you. Dan

a race down in Florida for you. Dan Bilzerian has filed paperwork to

Bilzerian has filed paperwork to

Bilzerian has filed paperwork to challenge incumbent Republican Randy

challenge incumbent Republican Randy

challenge incumbent Republican Randy Fine for Florida's sixth congressional

Fine for Florida's sixth congressional

Fine for Florida's sixth congressional district in the 2026 election.

district in the 2026 election.

district in the 2026 election. >> Yes, Dan Blazerian, the shirtless trust

>> Yes, Dan Blazerian, the shirtless trust

>> Yes, Dan Blazerian, the shirtless trust fund manosphere influencer who posts

fund manosphere influencer who posts

fund manosphere influencer who posts pictures like this and videos like this.

pictures like this and videos like this.

pictures like this and videos like this. Oh, hell yeah. Check out that. He's he's

Oh, hell yeah. Check out that. He's he's

Oh, hell yeah. Check out that. He's he's crushing a car with a tank. I would

crushing a car with a tank. I would

crushing a car with a tank. I would never would have thought of doing that.

never would have thought of doing that.

never would have thought of doing that. All right, this is sick. This is sick. I

All right, this is sick. This is sick. I

All right, this is sick. This is sick. I I bet this campaign is going to be fun

I bet this campaign is going to be fun

I bet this campaign is going to be fun as hell.

as hell.

as hell. >> I'm just going to come out and say it

>> I'm just going to come out and say it

>> I'm just going to come out and say it like I think that Jews are causing a

like I think that Jews are causing a

like I think that Jews are causing a disproportionate amount of problems in

disproportionate amount of problems in

disproportionate amount of problems in the United States.

the United States.

the United States. >> Ah, damn it.

>> Ah, damn it.

>> Ah, damn it. Why are you showing me Nazism when I was

Why are you showing me Nazism when I was

Why are you showing me Nazism when I was expecting only sexism?

>> But don't worry, he's being forced to

>> But don't worry, he's being forced to

>> But don't worry, he's being forced to answer for his anti-semitism by

answer for his anti-semitism by

answer for his anti-semitism by America's last remaining journalistic

America's last remaining journalistic

America's last remaining journalistic institution, TMZ.

institution, TMZ.

institution, TMZ. Are you anti-semitic?

Are you anti-semitic?

Are you anti-semitic? >> No, I'm not anti-Semitic. I think that,

>> No, I'm not anti-Semitic. I think that,

>> No, I'm not anti-Semitic. I think that, you know, that's kind of a madeup term.

you know, that's kind of a madeup term.

you know, that's kind of a madeup term. >> You called your opponent this fat Jew.

>> You called your opponent this fat Jew.

>> You called your opponent this fat Jew. >> So, he's not from Israel, but you called

>> So, he's not from Israel, but you called

>> So, he's not from Israel, but you called a guy in Florida this fat Jew. How is

a guy in Florida this fat Jew. How is

a guy in Florida this fat Jew. How is that not anti-Semitic?

that not anti-Semitic?

that not anti-Semitic? >> Well, he's a Jewish supremacist. He

>> Well, he's a Jewish supremacist. He

>> Well, he's a Jewish supremacist. He literally talks about how Muslims are

literally talks about how Muslims are

literally talks about how Muslims are lower than dogs. So, is is that

lower than dogs. So, is is that

lower than dogs. So, is is that Islamophobic?

Islamophobic?

Islamophobic? >> Yes. Yes.

>> Yes. Yes.

>> Yes. Yes. >> Yes, it is.

I've heard enough.

I've heard enough.

I've heard enough. Give TMZ the Pulitzer.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Yeah. Thank you TMZ for having the guts

Yeah. Thank you TMZ for having the guts

Yeah. Thank you TMZ for having the guts to stand up to an anti-semite who gets

to stand up to an anti-semite who gets

to stand up to an anti-semite who gets his haircut at a dog groomer. Look,

his haircut at a dog groomer. Look,

his haircut at a dog groomer. Look, I understand we're going to have to

I understand we're going to have to

I understand we're going to have to tolerate idiots running for office, but

tolerate idiots running for office, but

tolerate idiots running for office, but can they at least be fun idiots like

can they at least be fun idiots like

can they at least be fun idiots like this one?

this one?

this one? >> Reality star Farah Abraham, teen mom

>> Reality star Farah Abraham, teen mom

>> Reality star Farah Abraham, teen mom star, announced that she was running for

star, announced that she was running for

star, announced that she was running for mayor in Austin, Texas.

mayor in Austin, Texas.

mayor in Austin, Texas. >> But the problem is that race is not

>> But the problem is that race is not

>> But the problem is that race is not until 2028. And it's a fact she seemed

until 2028. And it's a fact she seemed

until 2028. And it's a fact she seemed to learn in real time on live

to learn in real time on live

to learn in real time on live television.

television.

television. >> The election's not until 2028.

>> The election's not until 2028.

>> The election's not until 2028. Why so early?

Why so early?

Why so early? Oh, for some reason the mayor election

Oh, for some reason the mayor election

Oh, for some reason the mayor election is 2026. I don't know. That's just what

is 2026. I don't know. That's just what

is 2026. I don't know. That's just what the office told me.

the office told me.

the office told me. >> So, it is 2028. So, I think you may have

>> So, it is 2028. So, I think you may have

>> So, it is 2028. So, I think you may have jumped the gun here.

jumped the gun here.

jumped the gun here. >> I love that I jumped the gun.

>> What? You expect me to believe a teen

>> What? You expect me to believe a teen

>> What? You expect me to believe a teen mom made a mistake? Okay.

mom made a mistake? Okay.

mom made a mistake? Okay. So, what? She fouled to run for office

So, what? She fouled to run for office

So, what? She fouled to run for office two years early. That just shows you how

two years early. That just shows you how

two years early. That just shows you how badly she wants to be the mayor. It was

badly she wants to be the mayor. It was

badly she wants to be the mayor. It was the office she was born to run for.

the office she was born to run for.

the office she was born to run for. >> Abraham, she's now running for city

>> Abraham, she's now running for city

>> Abraham, she's now running for city council instead. That election is this

council instead. That election is this

council instead. That election is this year. Okay. You know what? At least

year. Okay. You know what? At least

year. Okay. You know what? At least she's willing to admit when she's wrong

she's willing to admit when she's wrong

she's willing to admit when she's wrong and adapt. I'm excited to vote for her.

and adapt. I'm excited to vote for her.

and adapt. I'm excited to vote for her. I don't know when. I don't know where.

I don't know when. I don't know where.

I don't know when. I don't know where. I don't know for what,

I don't know for what,

I don't know for what, but I do know she has my vote. And

but I do know she has my vote. And

but I do know she has my vote. And that's all for tonight. All right, I'll

that's all for tonight. All right, I'll

that's all for tonight. All right, I'll see you next time in the anal zone.