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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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BRIDGET GOT SUSPENDED
FROM SCHOOL
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FOR ORGANIZING A PROTEST.
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WHAT WERE YOU PROTESTING,
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THE LACK OF MIRRORS
IN SCHOOL HALLWAYS?
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NO, BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE
CONCERNED ABOUT THAT?
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I MEAN, HELLO --
BEAUTY DISCRIMINATION.
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NOW, THAT'S
THE BRIDGET I KNOW,
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NOT THE ONE
WHO STAGES PROTESTS
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TO SAVE FROGS
FROM GETTING DISSECTED.
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THAT'S BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T
ORGANIZE THE SIT-IN. I DID.
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WHAT?
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WELL, SHE COVERED FOR ME
SO I WOULDN'T GET IN TROUBLE,
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AND I'D BE ABLE TO GO ON
MY SUMMER PROGRAM TO EUROPE.
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WELL, THAT MAKES
MORE SENSE,
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YET I DON'T FEEL HAPPIER.
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OH, YEAH.
THANKS, BY THE WAY, BRIDGET.
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YEAH, BECAUSE OF YOU,
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MY GIRLFRIEND'S GONNA
RUN OFF TO EUROPE
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AND FALL IN LOVE WITH SOME
FANCY FRENCH GUY NAMED JOSE.
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"JOSE" IS SPANISH.
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YOU'VE ALREADY MET HIM?
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THIS IS IT.
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I AM GONNA GO DOWN
TO THAT SCHOOL
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AND MAKE THIS RIGHT
WITH THE PRINCIPAL.
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YIPPEE. I GET TO DEAL
WITH HIM AGAIN.
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NO, IT'S OKAY.
MOM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
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I CAN LIVE
WITH MY PUNISHMENT.
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BRIDGET,
YOU GOT SUSPENDED.
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THAT MEANS YOU'RE GONNA MISS
THE LAST TWO WEEKS OF SCHOOL.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
I GET A WEEK JUMP ON MY TAN,
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AND, TRUTH BE TOLD,
I AM NOT PREPARED FOR FINALS.
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HONEY, IT COULD AFFECT YOU
GETTING INTO COLLEGE.
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HEY, NO ONE SAID
LIFE IS FAIR.
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YOU'D MISS THE PROM.
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OH, MY GOD.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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WHOO-HOO!
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WELL, YOU CAN ALL START
SUCKING UP TO ME.
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YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THE NEW ROADIE
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FOR AEROSMITH'S
SUMMER TOUR 2004.
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WHAT'S UP?
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A ROADIE -- ISN'T THAT THE GUY
THAT JUMPS IN THE BARREL
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TO DISTRACT THE BULL?
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THAT'S RODEO CLOWN,
ALL RIGHT?
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A ROADIE IS THE DUDE
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WHO MOVES ALL THE BAND'S
EQUIPMENT AROUND.
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OH, MUCH BETTER.
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THAT'S THE COOLEST JOB EVER.
HOW'D YOU GET IT?
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LAST NIGHT,
I KIND OF BUMPED INTO STEVE --
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STEVEN TYLER...
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...AT HIS HOTEL.
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I WAS DRESSED AS A WAITER
DELIVERING ROOM SERVICE.
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AND I WAS LIKE,
"YO, STEFAN, YOU KNOW,
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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HOOK UP
FOR YOUR SUMMER TOUR?"
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AND HE WAS LIKE, "SURE."
AND I WAS LIKE, "SWEET."
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AND THE COP WAS LIKE,
"I'M FIRING ONCE."
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"SURE"? THAT'S
WHAT HE SAID -- "SURE"?
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THAT'S YOUR JOB OFFER?
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YEAH. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
YOU'LL SEE.
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PRETTY SOON,
I'LL BE KNEE-DEEP IN GROUPIES,
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ROCKING OUT TO AEROSMITH.
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NOW I'M GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND TRY ON SOME HEADBANDS.
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GRANDPA,
WE SHOULD GET GOING.
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GOT A HALF HOUR
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BEFORE THEY FEED THE SNAKES
AT THE PET STORE.
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I'M NOT IN THE MOOD, RORY.
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NOT IN THE MOOD TO SEE SNAKES
SWALLOW GERBILS?
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YOU THINK YOU KNOW A GUY.
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DAD, ARE YOU DOING OKAY?
YOU NEVER MISS FEEDING DAY.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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DAD?
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OH.
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I'M FINE.
I'M FINE.
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NO, NO, I DO HAVE SOMETHING
ON MY MIND.
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YOUR MOM CALLED,
AND SHE BROKE UP WITH PACO,
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AND IT GOT ME THINKING.
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE I OUGHT TO GIVE
HER ONE LAST SHOT AT THIS.
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EXCUSE ME.
WHAT'S WITH THE SIGN?
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OH, WE STARTED A CAMPAIGN TO
PROTEST BRIDGET'S SUSPENSION.
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SOME OF US ARE WRITING HER IN
FOR STUDENT-BODY PRESIDENT.
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
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NO.
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WE JUST GET UPSET WHEN
WE THINK OF YOUR POOR SISTER
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STUCK AT HOME, SUFFERING
FOR HER POLITICAL BELIEFS.
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YEAH, I JUST USE 45 ON MY FACE,
BABY OIL ON MY LEGS,
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15 EVERYWHERE ELSE,
AND THEN COOK TILL DONE.
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YEAH. MM-HMM.
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WELL -- OH! BRAIN FREEZE.
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Ow.
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CATE HENNESSY
IS HERE TO SEE YOU.
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AGAIN? I'M REALLY NOT
IN THE MOOD TO DEAL WITH --
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CATE, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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LOOK, I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT BRIDGET.
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YOU HAVE GOT IT
ALL WRONG, ED.
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APPARENTLY, I DO.
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I NEVER WOULD HAVE FIGURED HER
FOR AN ANIMAL-RIGHTS ACTIVIST,
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NOT WITH ALL THE LEATHER
SHE WEARS.
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WELL, THAT IS JUST IT.
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BRIDGET DID NOT STAGE
THAT SIT-IN.
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KERRY DID.
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AH. OKAY, WELL, I'M WILLING
TO ADMIT WHEN I'M WRONG.
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CAROL, WOULD YOU GET ME
THE FORMS
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FOR REINSTATING
BRIDGET HENNESSY, PLEASE...
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THANK YOU.
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...AND THE FORMS FOR SUSPENDING
KERRY HENNESSY?
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WHAT?
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
YOU CAN'T SUSPEND KERRY.
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ACTUALLY,
I'M PRETTY SURE I CAN.
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BUT KERRY IS ONE
OF THE BEST STUDENTS
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THIS SCHOOL HAS EVER HAD.
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ONE OF THE BEST?
THE BEST.
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EXCUSE ME.
BETTER THAN MIN SOO LEE?
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HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE.
HE'S 6.
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SURE, EMOTIONALLY.
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NOT NOW, SWEETIE.
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DID YOU JUST CALL ME
SWEETIE?
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PLEASE, ED.
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LOOK, YOU KNOW,
RULES ARE RULES,
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AND I ACTUALLY HAVE
A MEETING.
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WELL, WHAT COULD BE
MORE IMPORTANT
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THAN RECTIFYING
THE UNJUST SUSPENSION
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OF ONE OF THIS SCHOOL'S
BEST STUDENTS?
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WELL, HOW ABOUT A HOT-LUNCH
PROGRAM FOR THE POOR KIDS?
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WELL, HOW POOR
ARE WE TALKING?
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QUITE POOR.
I REALLY AM LATE.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --
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WE CAN SUSPEND
KERRY'S SUSPENSION
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UNTIL WE FIGURE
SOMETHING OUT, OKAY?
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ED, ARE YOU
BLOWING ME OFF?
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NO, NO, NO.
HOW ABOUT IF WE MEET FOR COFFEE?
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OKAY. WHEN?
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THURSDAY.
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AFTER SCHOOL?
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IT'S A DATE.
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OKAY.
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NOW, KERRY, SEE,
IT'S ALL GONNA BE WORKED OUT.
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IT'S ALL GONNA BE
WORKED OUT?
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YOU JUST AGREED TO GO
ON A DATE WITH MY PRINCIPAL.
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I --
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UH, STEVE, JUST GETTING
A LOWDOWN ON THE ROADIE GIG.
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NEED THE DEETS,
ALL RIGHT?
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SO CALL ME.
I'M HERE.
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I MEAN, I'M NOT WAITING
BY THE PHONE.
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THAT'S DESPERATE.
I DON'T -- YOU KNOW, COME ON.
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I'M COOL. I JUST --
I GOT SOME STUFF GOING.
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BUT SERIOUSLY,
GIVE ME A JINGLE, PAL.
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I LOVE YOU.
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GOD!
I HATE MACHINES.
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THEY GET ME NERVOUS.
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AND APPARENTLY,
A LITTLE GAY.
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BY THE WAY, STEVEN TYLER'S
PEOPLE CALLED YOU BACK ALREADY.
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WHAT?
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YEAH, I WROTE DOWN
THE START DATE FOR YOU.
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WELL, GIVE ME IT!
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MARCH 20-NEVER
OF 2000-SUCK-IT.
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SO UNCOOL, DUDE.
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OH, CLASSIC.
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C.J., YOU MIND
IF I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
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YES, IF IT COMES TO THAT POINT,
I'LL PULL THE PLUG.
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THAT WASN'T THE QUESTION.
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YOU'VE BEEN DUMPED BY A LOT
OF GIRLS, CORRECT?
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YEAH, A FEW.
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A FEW HUNDRED, YES.
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AND OF THOSE GIRLS,
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WERE THERE ANY
THAT YOU WANTED TO WIN BACK?
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YEAH, A FEW,
BUT THEY'RE ALWAYS,
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YOU KNOW, "IT'S BETTER
IF WE'RE FRIENDS NOW,"
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OR "HOW'D YOU FIND OUT
WHERE I MOVED?"
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OR "I'M INTO GIRLS."
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THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
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OH, KERRY.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
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YOU ARE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED TODAY.
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ME FIRST. MOM AGREED TO GO
ON A DATE WITH PRINCIPAL GIBB.
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I DID NOT. WE ARE JUST
GONNA HAVE COFFEE
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AND DISCUSS
MY DELINQUENT CHILDREN.
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HE SAID, "IT'S A DATE."
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IT'S AN EXPRESSION.
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YEAH, WHICH MEANS,
"LET'S DATE."
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN HANDLE THIS.
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WHERE ARE YOU HAVING
THE COFFEE?
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DOES IT MATTER?
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OH, SO MUCH TO LEARN.
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IF HE TAKES YOU TO ONE
OF THOSE COFFEE CHAINS,
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HE'S THERE TO TALK BUSINESS,
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BUT THERE'S POTENTIAL
FOR SOMETHING MORE.
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IF HE TAKES YOU
TO AN INTIMATE COFFEEHOUSE,
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HE'S COMPLETELY INTO YOU.
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AND IF HE SHOWS UP
15 MINUTES LATE,
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THAT MEANS HE'S OUTSIDE,
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WAITING FOR YOU
TO BUY YOUR OWN COFFEE.
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DON'T HATE THE PLAYER.
HATE THE GAME.
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PRESIDENT! BRIDGET WAS ELECTED
STUDENT-BODY PRESIDENT!
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?
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A BUNCH OF IDIOTS
WROTE HER IN.
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WELL, NOW, KERRY,
YOU SAID SO YOURSELF.
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THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE JEALOUS ABOUT.
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"OH, KERRY,
YOU SAID, SO YOURSELF.
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THERE'S NOTHING TO BE --"
PRESIDENT!
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AND DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?
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SHE GETS TO GO TO WASHINGTON
FOR THE SUMMER.
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OH, COME ON.
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YEAH, IT'S SOME FUTURE LEADERS
OF AMERICA HOO-HA.
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WHATEVER.
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GOD, THIS IS WHAT'S WRONG
WITH DEMOCRACY.
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HEY, I FOUGHT
TO DEFEND DEMOCRACY.
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YEAH, LOOK AT KOREA NOW.
YOU KICKED ASS.
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I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE
A TOAST TO BRIDGET,
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THE FUTURE LEADER OF AMERICA.
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GOD, I'M SO GLAD
I'M GOING TO EUROPE.
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WELL, BEFORE WE EAT,
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I HAVE A LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENT
TO MAKE.
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I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE A TRIP
DOWN TO FLORIDA
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TO SEE A CERTAIN LADY.
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ALL RIGHT, GRANDPA.
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1,500 MILES
FOR A BOOTY CALL.
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WHO'S THE TALENT?
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YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
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I GOT TWO.
THE GOOD-LOOKING ONE?
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WELL, WE WERE TOGETHER
FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS,
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SO I THINK THAT'S WORTH
FIGHTING FOR.
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GOOD IDEA.
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IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, I CAN
STILL PICK UP MY GOLF CLUBS.
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SO, MOM, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
ON YOUR DATE TOMORROW?
224
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DATE?
WHAT DATE?
225
00:09:43,942 --> 00:09:45,942
LOOK, FOR THE LAST TIME,
226
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PRINCIPAL GIBB AND I
227
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ARE JUST GONNA HAVE
A LITTLE TALK OVER COFFEE.
228
00:09:48,358 --> 00:09:50,983
YOU TWO ARE HAVING COFFEE?
229
00:09:50,983 --> 00:09:54,608
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
230
00:09:54,608 --> 00:09:58,067
OH, FOR CRYING
OUT LOUD.
231
00:09:58,067 --> 00:09:59,317
RORY!
232
00:09:59,317 --> 00:10:00,983
GRANDPA, YOU BUSY?
233
00:10:00,983 --> 00:10:03,442
I'M JUST TRYING TO OPEN
THIS JAR OF NUTS.
234
00:10:03,442 --> 00:10:04,858
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
235
00:10:04,858 --> 00:10:07,567
I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU.
HERE, OPEN THIS.
236
00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:10,025
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
237
00:10:10,025 --> 00:10:13,400
SHOW-OFF.
238
00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,567
DO YOU THINK MY MOM
WILL MEET SOMEONE SOMEDAY?
239
00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:19,400
WELL, I THINK
THAT'S A POSSIBILITY.
240
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,733
YOU CAN'T EXPECT HER
TO BE ALONE FOREVER.
241
00:10:22,733 --> 00:10:23,983
BUT SHE'S NOT ALONE.
242
00:10:23,983 --> 00:10:26,025
SHE'S GOT BRIDGET,
KERRY, AND ME.
243
00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:28,442
I GUESS THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
244
00:10:28,442 --> 00:10:29,775
I MEAN, IT WASN'T ENOUGH
FOR YOU.
245
00:10:29,775 --> 00:10:32,067
YOU'RE LEAVING US
TO GO GET GRANDMA BACK.
246
00:10:32,067 --> 00:10:34,192
OH, I SEE.
247
00:10:34,192 --> 00:10:37,317
YOU KNOW, EVEN IF THE OLD BIRD
DOES TAKE ME BACK,
248
00:10:37,317 --> 00:10:38,942
I'LL STILL BE IN YOUR LIFE.
249
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,358
YEAH, I KNOW.
WE'LL TALK ON THE PHONE.
250
00:10:41,358 --> 00:10:44,400
WE WON'T GO TO BALL GAMES
OR WATCH SNAKES EAT.
251
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,525
ALL THAT STUFF I DID
WITH DAD AND YOU,
252
00:10:46,525 --> 00:10:49,067
NOW I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO
DO THAT WITH HARVEY.
253
00:10:49,067 --> 00:10:50,317
HARVEY?
254
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,858
THE GUY I IMAGINE
MOM'S GONNA MEET.
255
00:10:52,858 --> 00:10:55,942
HE SELLS WATER BEDS
AND DRIVES A CUTLASS SIERRA.
256
00:10:55,942 --> 00:10:58,317
HE'S ALWAYS RUBBING ME
ON THE HEAD
257
00:10:58,317 --> 00:11:00,442
AND SAYING,
"HEY, THERE, SKIPPER."
258
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:04,025
YEAH, I HATE THAT GUY.
259
00:11:04,025 --> 00:11:05,817
WELL, YOU KNOW, RORY,
260
00:11:05,817 --> 00:11:08,483
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
DRIVING DOWN TO FLORIDA
261
00:11:08,483 --> 00:11:10,150
INSTEAD OF FLYING --
262
00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:12,317
GET OUT
AND SEE THE COUNTRY.
263
00:11:12,317 --> 00:11:15,358
BUT THOSE RIDES GET
A LITTLE LONELY.
264
00:11:15,358 --> 00:11:17,692
YOU WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED
IN TAGGING ALONG, WOULD YOU?
265
00:11:17,692 --> 00:11:20,233
ON A ROAD TRIP?
TOTALLY.
266
00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:22,483
MOM, GRANDPA AND ME ARE
GONNA DRIVE DOWN TO FLORIDA
267
00:11:22,483 --> 00:11:23,608
WHEN SCHOOL GETS OUT.
268
00:11:23,608 --> 00:11:25,692
CAN I GO?
269
00:11:25,692 --> 00:11:28,858
UH, I THINK
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
270
00:11:28,858 --> 00:11:31,483
SWEET!
I'M GONNA GO MAKE A MIX CD.
271
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,192
GRANDPA,
WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER --
272
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:36,275
WEST COAST
OR EAST COAST RAP?
273
00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:37,733
SURPRISE ME.
274
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:44,692
IS EVERYTHING OKAY,
SWEETHEART?
275
00:11:44,692 --> 00:11:47,400
OH, YEAH.
276
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,650
YEAH...I JUST REALIZED
277
00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:53,192
THAT WITH THE KIDS
AND YOU GONE THIS SUMMER,
278
00:11:53,192 --> 00:11:55,942
I'M GONNA BE HERE ALONE.
279
00:11:57,233 --> 00:12:02,733
AND I'VE --
I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE ALONE.
280
00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:05,317
WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE
ALONE TIME
281
00:12:05,317 --> 00:12:06,900
WILL DO YOU SOME GOOD.
282
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:10,525
YOU COULD DO SOME READING
AND TAKE SOME LONG WALKS,
283
00:12:10,525 --> 00:12:13,233
MAYBE EVEN MEET SOMEONE
FOR COFFEE.
284
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,900
NO. UNH-UNH.
IT'S WAY TOO SOON FOR THAT.
285
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:20,150
HEY, THERE'S NO RUSH,
BABY GIRL.
286
00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:23,275
IT'S JUST WHEN
THAT TIME COMES,
287
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:27,608
STAY AWAY
FROM GUYS NAMED HARVEY.
288
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,483
OKAY. LET ME JUST
GET ORGANIZED HERE.
289
00:12:35,108 --> 00:12:37,317
SOMETHING FUNNY?
290
00:12:37,317 --> 00:12:40,567
WE'RE IN THE CAFETERIA.
291
00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:42,400
YEAH.
292
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,692
WE'RE HAVING COFFEE
IN THE CAFETERIA.
293
00:12:47,275 --> 00:12:49,483
DID SOMEBODY POUR SOMETHING
IN THERE
294
00:12:49,483 --> 00:12:50,858
WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING?
295
00:12:50,858 --> 00:12:53,483
NO. IT'S JUST SOMETHING
MY KIDS SAID.
296
00:12:53,483 --> 00:12:55,692
OH, YOUR KIDS,
THE TWO HELL-RAISERS.
297
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,733
WELL, ACTUALLY,
THERE'S THREE.
298
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,525
OH, NO, NO, NO.
THERE'S A THIRD?
299
00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:01,817
UH-HUH. YOU'LL BE HAVING HIM
NEXT YEAR.
300
00:13:01,817 --> 00:13:05,233
OH, WELL, I LOOK FORWARD
TO SUSPENDING HIM.
301
00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:07,817
NOW, LOOK, ABOUT KERRY,
302
00:13:07,817 --> 00:13:10,442
ANIMAL RIGHTS ARE
VERY IMPORTANT TO HER,
303
00:13:10,442 --> 00:13:12,025
SO I'M NOT SURPRISED
304
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,692
THAT SHE WOULD PROTEST
A FROG DISSECTION.
305
00:13:14,692 --> 00:13:16,983
WELL, WE DON'T
DISSECT ANIMALS HERE.
306
00:13:16,983 --> 00:13:18,733
THE FROGS THAT KERRY SAW
307
00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:21,358
ARE PART OF A SENIOR
GENETICS EXPERIMENT.
308
00:13:21,358 --> 00:13:23,942
HER ANATOMY FINAL
IS ON A COMPUTER.
309
00:13:23,942 --> 00:13:28,608
OH. WELL, KERRY OBVIOUSLY
DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
310
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,150
WELL, MIN SOO LEE DID.
311
00:13:31,150 --> 00:13:33,067
COME ON.
312
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:34,858
YOU DON'T WANT TO SUSPEND
313
00:13:34,858 --> 00:13:37,483
THE RARE STUDENT
WHO ACTUALLY CARES, DO YOU?
314
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,858
NO. NO, I DON'T.
AND KERRY IS A GOOD KID.
315
00:13:39,858 --> 00:13:41,275
AND I'M WILLING TO SEE
316
00:13:41,275 --> 00:13:43,108
IF THERE'S A WAY
TO LET HER BACK IN
317
00:13:43,108 --> 00:13:44,817
WITHIN THE RULES, OKAY?
318
00:13:44,817 --> 00:13:46,733
SO I LOOKED THIS UP.
319
00:13:46,733 --> 00:13:48,692
IT SAYS HERE,
320
00:13:48,692 --> 00:13:52,317
"IF A PARENT DISAGREES
WITH A PRINCIPAL'S DECISION,
321
00:13:52,317 --> 00:13:55,900
THE PARENT MAY APPEAL
TO AN OMBUDSMAN."
322
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,900
WELL, FINE.
WHERE IS HE?
323
00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,358
WELL, HERE'S THE THING.
324
00:13:59,358 --> 00:14:01,817
UM, I HAVEN'T
APPOINTED ONE YET.
325
00:14:01,817 --> 00:14:04,358
BUT IT'S YOUR JOB
TO APPOINT ONE.
326
00:14:04,358 --> 00:14:06,692
YES, YOU'RE RIGHT.
327
00:14:06,692 --> 00:14:08,775
AND BECAUSE OF THAT,
328
00:14:08,775 --> 00:14:12,317
I HEREBY APPOINT MYSELF
OMBUDSMAN.
329
00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:15,358
CATE, WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO SEE THE OMBUDSMAN?
330
00:14:15,358 --> 00:14:17,733
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
331
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:20,692
WELL, I REALLY THINK THAT'S
FOR THE OMBUDSMAN TO DECIDE.
332
00:14:20,692 --> 00:14:23,192
OKAY.
333
00:14:23,192 --> 00:14:25,983
WOULD YOU PLEASE LET KERRY
BACK INTO SCHOOL?
334
00:14:25,983 --> 00:14:27,775
HMM.
335
00:14:29,483 --> 00:14:30,483
OKAY.
336
00:14:31,775 --> 00:14:34,608
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU BEING
THIS FUNNY IN HIGH SCHOOL.
337
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,150
ARE YOU KIDDING?
I WAS HYSTERICAL.
338
00:14:38,858 --> 00:14:39,775
BY THE WAY,
339
00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:42,942
I'M SORRY IF I SOMETIMES
COME OFF LIKE A TYRANT.
340
00:14:42,942 --> 00:14:45,442
IT'S JUST BECAUSE I REALIZE
341
00:14:45,442 --> 00:14:47,400
HOW IMPORTANT
DISCIPLINE IS FOR KIDS,
342
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,692
BEING A PARENT MYSELF.
343
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,817
SO, YOU'RE A DAD.
344
00:14:54,817 --> 00:14:56,942
WHAT'S YOUR WIFE DO?
345
00:14:56,942 --> 00:15:00,983
SHE, UM, MAINLY BLAMES ME
FOR OUR DIVORCE.
346
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,400
OH. WELL, I'M SORRY.
347
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,692
IT'S OKAY.
WE WANTED DIFFERENT THINGS.
348
00:15:06,692 --> 00:15:10,317
SHE WANTED SOMEBODY
THAT WASN'T A SLAVE TO HIS JOB,
349
00:15:10,317 --> 00:15:11,900
AND I WANTED SOMEONE
350
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:14,400
THAT WASN'T SLEEPING
WITH MY BEST FRIEND.
351
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,608
MORE COFFEE?
352
00:15:19,192 --> 00:15:20,608
OH, NO.
353
00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:21,983
WHAT'S WRONG?
354
00:15:21,983 --> 00:15:24,192
IT'S MY SCHEDULE
FOR MY TRIP TO WASHINGTON.
355
00:15:24,192 --> 00:15:25,608
IT'S SO STUPID.
356
00:15:25,608 --> 00:15:27,608
I DON'T EVEN GET TO MEET
ANYBODY IMPORTANT,
357
00:15:27,608 --> 00:15:28,775
JUST SOME SECRETARY.
358
00:15:28,775 --> 00:15:31,150
OF STATE.
359
00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:33,150
WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO --
MAKE ME COFFEE?
360
00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:34,233
THAT'S IT.
361
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,900
I CAN'T TAKE THIS
ANYMORE --
362
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,608
THE POSTERS, THE INTERVIEWS,
363
00:15:37,608 --> 00:15:39,567
THE MEETINGS
WITH WORLD LEADERS.
364
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:41,317
I AM THE ONE WHO ORGANIZED
THE SIT-IN.
365
00:15:41,317 --> 00:15:42,900
I SHOULD BE GETTING
ALL THE CREDIT.
366
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,983
OH, I SEE.
IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTING CREDIT.
367
00:15:44,983 --> 00:15:47,900
YOU HAD US ALL BELIEVING YOU
CARED ABOUT "PROTECTING" FROGS.
368
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,442
FINE. I'LL PROVE TO YOU
THAT I "PROTECT" THE FROGS.
369
00:15:50,442 --> 00:15:53,275
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO --
KISS ONE?
OH!
370
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:54,692
OH, YOU KISS FROGS.
371
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,317
I HAVE NEVER KISSED A FROG.
372
00:15:56,317 --> 00:15:57,567
YOU WANTED A BOYFRIEND SO BAD,
YOU PICKED THAT FROG UP --
373
00:15:57,567 --> 00:16:00,483
I PICKED IT UP AND LOOKED
IN THE FACE.
374
00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:02,483
YOU LOVE FROGS.
375
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,817
OKAY. SO SUE ME.
I CARE ABOUT THE ANIMALS.
376
00:16:04,817 --> 00:16:06,733
I AM GONNA GO TO SCHOOL
RIGHT NOW,
377
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:07,942
AND YOU ARE COMING WITH ME.
378
00:16:07,942 --> 00:16:09,275
HAVEN'T I DONE ENOUGH?
379
00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:10,483
NOBODY IS THERE.
380
00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:12,317
THE PRINCIPAL'S ON A DATE
WITH OUR MOTHER.
381
00:16:12,317 --> 00:16:15,025
MOVE IT, C.J.
382
00:16:15,025 --> 00:16:17,858
ROUGH DAY
AT THE CABBAGE PATCH?
383
00:16:17,858 --> 00:16:20,858
OKAY, WE NEED TO BUY
AN ICE COOLER FOR THE CAR,
384
00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:23,400
A POLICE SCANNER,
AND A PAIR OF FUZZY DICE.
385
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,025
WE'RE NOT LEAVING
FOR A MONTH.
386
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,025
WHILE WE'RE GOING
TO THE STORE,
387
00:16:27,025 --> 00:16:29,775
MIGHT AS WELL GET ME A BIGGER
SUITCASE FOR ALL MY STUFF.
388
00:16:29,775 --> 00:16:31,150
ALL YOUR STUFF?
389
00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:32,983
WHAT YOU GOT --
TWO PAIRS OF PANTS,
390
00:16:32,983 --> 00:16:34,775
A BELT,
AND A BAG OF PISTACHIOS?
391
00:16:36,108 --> 00:16:38,233
C.J., WHY DON'T YOU
COME WITH US TO FLORIDA?
392
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,858
WELL, TWO THINGS,
HORMONE.
393
00:16:41,858 --> 00:16:43,858
ONE IS THE FRANTIC WIND
394
00:16:43,858 --> 00:16:47,400
FROM THE HAND WAVING BY GRANDPA
BEHIND ME SAYING NO,
395
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,608
AND TWO, I'LL BE
WITH AEROSMITH, MAN.
396
00:16:50,608 --> 00:16:52,692
MORE IMPORTANTLY,
I'M GONNA BE ON THE ROAD,
397
00:16:52,692 --> 00:16:56,067
SETTING UP MIKES, MOVING AMPS,
PICKING UP PANTIES.
398
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:58,150
IT'S ROUGH WORK,
BUT THAT'S THE JOB.
399
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:01,108
HAVE YOU EVEN TALKED
TO THESE PEOPLE YET?
400
00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:03,692
NOT PER SE,
BUT STEVEN SAID --
401
00:17:03,692 --> 00:17:06,567
I KNOW WHAT HE SAID.
HE SAID, "SURE."
402
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,525
BUT YOU'RE NOT 18 ANYMORE.
403
00:17:08,525 --> 00:17:10,233
YOU CAN'T BE SITTING AROUND,
404
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:12,858
WAITING FOR THESE
STUPID ADOLESCENT FANTASIES
405
00:17:12,858 --> 00:17:14,067
TO COME TRUE.
406
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:18,192
AHH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
407
00:17:18,192 --> 00:17:19,858
I MEAN...
408
00:17:19,858 --> 00:17:22,525
THEY HAVEN'T RESPONDED
TO ANY OF MY LETTERS
409
00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:24,192
AND CALLS AND POETRY.
410
00:17:24,192 --> 00:17:24,817
YOUR WHAT?
411
00:17:24,817 --> 00:17:26,150
NOTHING.
412
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:32,108
C.J., YOU ARE AT A FORK
IN THE ROAD OF YOUR LIFE.
413
00:17:32,108 --> 00:17:34,733
IT'S SO STUPID,
YOU KNOW.
414
00:17:34,733 --> 00:17:38,025
I KIND OF COUNTED ON MY
WHOLE SUMMER WITH THESE GUYS.
415
00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:40,400
YOU COULD STILL COME WITH ME
AND GRANDPA TO FLORIDA.
416
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,692
COME ON, C.J.
IT'LL BE GREAT.
417
00:17:42,692 --> 00:17:45,900
OKAY, OKAY. SIMMER, MARY.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO.
418
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,775
WELL, NOW LET'S ALL GO
TO THE STORE.
419
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,275
AND I'M NOT GONNA LET RORY
GET A PAIR OF FUZZY DICE...
420
00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:52,067
THAT AREN'T BIG ENOUGH.
421
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,900
WAIT. LET ME GET
MY SUNGLASSES.
422
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:54,983
I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE.
423
00:17:57,025 --> 00:17:59,108
C.J...
424
00:17:59,108 --> 00:18:01,317
I'M REALLY, REALLY PSYCHED
THAT YOU'RE GOING --
425
00:18:01,317 --> 00:18:02,567
REALLY PSYCHED.
426
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:05,358
ME TOO, BUDDY.
NOW SIMMER.
427
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,567
Yeah, this message
is for C.J.
428
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:16,567
This is Terry London,
head roadie for Aerosmith.
429
00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:19,108
Steven says he still wants you
for the roadie gig.
430
00:18:19,108 --> 00:18:21,317
He really dug your poetry.
431
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,358
So if you're
still interested,
432
00:18:23,358 --> 00:18:25,483
meet us at the airport
at midnight.
433
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:28,108
Bring your passport,
your own headband,
434
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,442
and some penicillin.
435
00:18:31,525 --> 00:18:34,650
COME ON, C.J.
LET'S GO.
436
00:18:38,775 --> 00:18:42,108
MESSAGE ERASED.
437
00:18:42,108 --> 00:18:43,942
I'M COMING.
438
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,692
WELL, I HAVE TO GO.
439
00:18:47,692 --> 00:18:49,817
AND THANKS SO MUCH
FOR KERRY.
440
00:18:49,817 --> 00:18:51,817
OH, AND THANKS
FOR THE COFFEE.
441
00:18:51,817 --> 00:18:52,900
THANK YOU.
442
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,858
WHAT?
443
00:18:56,858 --> 00:19:00,733
WELL, YOU KNOW,
YOU MIGHT FIND THIS FUNNY,
444
00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:03,900
BUT MY KIDS ACTUALLY
HAD ME CONVINCED
445
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,900
THAT THIS MIGHT BE A...
446
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:09,025
WELL, YOU KNOW, A...
447
00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:10,900
OH.
448
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,108
NEVER MIND.
449
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,650
GOOD NIGHT.
450
00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:16,358
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER
SOMETIME?
451
00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:18,233
EXCUSE ME?
452
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:20,067
THAT JUST CAME OUT.
453
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:24,025
IT'S TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE,
BUT WOULD YOU?
454
00:19:25,983 --> 00:19:28,817
NO, THAT'S RIGHT.
DON'T ANSWER. DON'T!
455
00:19:28,817 --> 00:19:30,900
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,
456
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,650
MY SHRINK TOLD ME
THAT I SHOULD TRY
457
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:36,192
TO TAKE MORE RISKS AND --
458
00:19:36,192 --> 00:19:38,900
OH, GOD. WELL, NOW YOU KNOW
I SEE A SHRINK.
459
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:42,108
OKAY, WELL, I'M GONNA GO
INTO MY OFFICE NOW
460
00:19:42,108 --> 00:19:43,692
AND STAY THERE
461
00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:47,192
UNTIL I'M PRETTY SURE
YOU'RE NOT HERE.
462
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,692
HOO, BOY.
463
00:19:54,692 --> 00:19:56,983
WOW.
464
00:19:56,983 --> 00:19:58,983
ALL RIGHT.
465
00:19:58,983 --> 00:20:01,983
WHAT AM I GONNA DO, PAUL?
466
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:04,442
THIS IS BIG.
467
00:20:04,442 --> 00:20:08,150
I NEED A SIGN,
AND I MEAN BIBLICAL --
468
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:10,192
YOU KNOW,
LIKE A BURNING BUSH
469
00:20:10,192 --> 00:20:12,983
OR PARTING OF THE SEAS
OR SWARMS OF LOCUSTS.
470
00:20:12,983 --> 00:20:15,692
I NEED SOMETHING.
471
00:20:32,442 --> 00:20:35,817
COME ON.
GO ON.
472
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,150
COME ON.
473
00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:38,650
OOH! HOP, GO.
474
00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:40,525
FAR AWAY --
THAT WAY, TO THE DOOR.
475
00:20:40,525 --> 00:20:41,608
BE FREE.
476
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,317
HOP, HOP, HOP, HOP.
477
00:20:43,317 --> 00:20:45,400
GO, FROGS.
BE FREE.
478
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,150
BE FREE.
GO, GO, GO.
479
00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:48,733
SHOO! SHOO!
480
00:20:48,733 --> 00:20:50,733
YOU DON'T SHOO FROGS.
481
00:20:52,525 --> 00:20:53,733
GO, GO.
482
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:55,483
YAY! HOP, FROGS, HOP.
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