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YOU WENT GROCERY SHOPPING. 4 00:00:07,158 --> 00:00:08,950 WELL, WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE. 5 00:00:08,950 --> 00:00:10,158 WE ALSO DID THE WASH. 6 00:00:10,158 --> 00:00:12,033 YES, AND TOOK OUT THE TRASH. 7 00:00:12,033 --> 00:00:15,117 THAT IS SO SWEET. 8 00:00:15,117 --> 00:00:17,450 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT BUYING YOU CARS. 9 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:19,450 WE KNOW. 10 00:00:19,450 --> 00:00:21,492 WE DID IT BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU. 11 00:00:21,492 --> 00:00:23,533 SERIOUSLY, I AM NOT BUYING YOU A CAR. 12 00:00:25,867 --> 00:00:27,450 KIKI, KIKI, MOKI. 13 00:00:27,450 --> 00:00:29,200 MILAKI, ALIKI. 14 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,367 MOKI, ALIKI -- I REMEMBER THAT. 15 00:00:32,367 --> 00:00:34,075 THAT'S THAT SECRET LANGUAGE YOU MADE UP 16 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:35,075 WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE. 17 00:00:35,075 --> 00:00:38,075 YES. I INVENTED IT. 18 00:00:38,075 --> 00:00:40,075 YEAH, BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T QUITE GRASP THE ONE 19 00:00:40,075 --> 00:00:41,700 THAT EVERYONE ELSE WAS SPEAKING. 20 00:00:42,992 --> 00:00:44,658 ALAKI. 21 00:00:44,658 --> 00:00:47,700 THAT WAS SO CUTE WHEN YOU WERE 5. 22 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:49,700 Both: MOOKU BOOKU. 23 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:52,033 I SAID WHEN YOU WERE 5. 24 00:00:53,283 --> 00:00:54,408 WAIT A MINUTE. 25 00:00:54,408 --> 00:00:56,992 YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY SPOKE THAT WAY 26 00:00:56,992 --> 00:00:59,033 WHEN YOU WERE UP TO SOMETHING. 27 00:00:59,033 --> 00:01:01,117 WE'RE JUST PLAYING AROUND. LIGHTEN UP. 28 00:01:01,117 --> 00:01:02,325 YEAH, WE'RE JUST JOKING. 29 00:01:02,325 --> 00:01:06,200 OH, CHIPS. FORK 'EM OVER. 30 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,700 YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS DID BUY A LOT OF CHIPS. 31 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:10,325 NO VEGETABLES? 32 00:01:10,325 --> 00:01:12,867 UH, THE CHIPS ARE POTATO AND CORN -- 33 00:01:12,867 --> 00:01:15,033 AS I RECALL, VEGETABLE. 34 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:17,950 SO, WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY, DAD? 35 00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:21,033 OH, BOY. I HAD A BUSY DAY. 36 00:01:21,033 --> 00:01:22,367 I WOKE UP. 37 00:01:22,367 --> 00:01:23,992 I SHAVED. 38 00:01:23,992 --> 00:01:25,492 AND HERE WE ARE. 39 00:01:27,117 --> 00:01:28,992 YEAH, I STARTED TO TAKE A NAP, 40 00:01:28,992 --> 00:01:31,242 BUT KERRY AND BRIDGET WOKE ME UP DOING LAUNDRY. 41 00:01:31,242 --> 00:01:33,158 OH, GRANDPA, YEAH, WE'RE SORRY ABOUT THAT, 42 00:01:33,158 --> 00:01:36,158 SO WE GOT YOU SOME EARPLUGS AT THE MARKET. 43 00:01:36,158 --> 00:01:38,450 WELL, THAT'S VERY CONSIDERATE, GIRLS. 44 00:01:38,450 --> 00:01:40,825 I'M NOT BUYING YOU CARS. 45 00:01:40,825 --> 00:01:42,658 JUST PUT THOSE IN 46 00:01:42,658 --> 00:01:45,408 AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HEAR ANY ANNOYING SOUNDS. 47 00:01:45,408 --> 00:01:47,242 HEY, GRANDPA. 48 00:01:47,242 --> 00:01:50,367 WHAT'S SHAKING, BESIDES YOUR HANDS? 49 00:01:50,367 --> 00:01:51,783 I CAN'T HEAR HIM, 50 00:01:51,783 --> 00:01:54,242 BUT MY SENSE OF SMELL IS HEIGHTENED. 51 00:01:54,242 --> 00:01:56,117 HEY, MOM. 52 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:57,283 HI, HONEY. WHERE YOU BEEN? 53 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,533 PUTTING UP FLIERS. 54 00:01:58,533 --> 00:02:00,033 DON'T WORRY. WE FOUND GRANDPA. 55 00:02:00,033 --> 00:02:01,700 HE WAS IN THE BASEMENT THE WHOLE TIME. 56 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:04,492 I'M GOING INTO BUSINESS. 57 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:08,700 "CAR DETAILING, INSIDE AND OUT, $10. 58 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:11,283 CALL RORY, THE CAR-WASH KING." 59 00:02:11,283 --> 00:02:13,242 I AM THE KING. 60 00:02:13,242 --> 00:02:15,367 YEAH, WELL, THE KING'S GETTING HOSED, DUDE. 61 00:02:15,367 --> 00:02:18,367 CHEAP DETAIL GOES FOR AT LEAST 30 BUCKS. 62 00:02:18,367 --> 00:02:20,200 AND IT'S BACKBREAKING WORK, BELIEVE ME. 63 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,367 I'VE WATCHED THOSE GUYS. 64 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:24,492 IT JUST MEANS RORY WILL GET MORE CUSTOMERS. 65 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:25,575 FORGET IT. 66 00:02:25,575 --> 00:02:27,325 I'M NOT GETTING RIPPED OFF. 67 00:02:27,325 --> 00:02:29,658 I BETTER GO GET THOSE FLIERS BACK BEFORE SOMEONE GETS -- 68 00:02:29,658 --> 00:02:31,658 DON'T ANYBODY GET -- 69 00:02:31,658 --> 00:02:34,950 HOME OF THE CAR-WASH KING. 70 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:35,950 MOTOR HOME? 71 00:02:35,950 --> 00:02:38,533 SURE, BRING HER ON DOWN. 72 00:02:41,617 --> 00:02:44,283 HOW MUCH FOR THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOTEL? 73 00:02:44,283 --> 00:02:46,700 HOW MUCH FOR THE NEXT BEST? 74 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,783 NEXT BEST? 75 00:02:48,783 --> 00:02:49,992 NEXT BEST? 76 00:02:49,992 --> 00:02:52,325 OH, WAS THAT ONE INDOORS? WE'LL TAKE THAT ONE. 77 00:02:52,325 --> 00:02:54,200 DO WE LIKE CHAMPAGNE, KERRY? 78 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,783 OH, WE LOVE CHAMPAGNE. 79 00:02:55,783 --> 00:02:57,992 UH, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT CHAMPAGNE? 80 00:02:57,992 --> 00:03:02,200 I CAN'T DRINK CHAMPAGNE. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M UNDERAGE? 81 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,242 WE'VE BEEN GETTING CALLS LIKE THAT ALL DAY. 82 00:03:04,242 --> 00:03:06,617 AND SEEING LITTLE SPOTS? 83 00:03:06,617 --> 00:03:08,367 JUST ME? 84 00:03:14,450 --> 00:03:15,700 YOU KNOW, GIRLS, 85 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:17,867 YOU'RE STILL NOT OFF THE HOOK. 86 00:03:17,867 --> 00:03:20,242 MOM, WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING, OKAY? 87 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:21,617 MOO-MOO BOKUNAKI? 88 00:03:21,617 --> 00:03:23,200 STINKY POO-POO KOO-KOO. 89 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,158 WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT GIBBERISH? 90 00:03:26,158 --> 00:03:27,992 CATE, THAT IS GIBBERISH, ISN'T IT? 91 00:03:27,992 --> 00:03:29,200 YES, DAD. 92 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,908 IT'S JUST NONSENSE THAT THE GIRLS MADE UP 93 00:03:30,908 --> 00:03:32,783 TO KEEP SECRETS FROM PAUL AND ME, 94 00:03:32,783 --> 00:03:34,283 LIKE WHEN THEY STOLE COOKIES. 95 00:03:34,283 --> 00:03:37,367 YOU TWO ARE UP TO SOMETHING. 96 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:39,325 DAD, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME FIGURE IT OUT. 97 00:03:39,325 --> 00:03:40,658 WE HAVE COOKIES? 98 00:03:41,742 --> 00:03:43,742 DON'T WORRY, AUNT CATE. I CAN FIGURE THIS OUT. 99 00:03:43,742 --> 00:03:45,742 IT'S NOT DIFFERENT FROM ARMY INTEL -- 100 00:03:45,742 --> 00:03:47,408 PUTTING THE PIECES TOGETHER, 101 00:03:47,408 --> 00:03:49,283 CRACKING THE CODE, AND THEN BAM! 102 00:03:49,283 --> 00:03:50,783 YEAH, OVER HERE. 103 00:03:50,783 --> 00:03:52,325 YOU'RE DRAGGING THE ACE OF SPADES 104 00:03:52,325 --> 00:03:54,533 OUT OF HIS LITTLE HIDEY-HOLE. 105 00:03:54,533 --> 00:03:56,242 OH, PLEASE. 106 00:03:56,242 --> 00:03:57,492 YES. 107 00:03:57,492 --> 00:03:59,367 I HEARD "STINKY POO-POO." 108 00:03:59,367 --> 00:04:00,658 SOUNDS FAMILIAR. 109 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:02,158 I THINK IT'S A ROOT WORD MEANING 110 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:07,783 "TO FARM, TO CULTIVATE, TO GOVERN, AND SUCH." 111 00:04:07,783 --> 00:04:10,658 YOU'RE A MORON, C.J. TOODLES. 112 00:04:10,658 --> 00:04:11,658 YEAH, TOODLES. 113 00:04:11,658 --> 00:04:13,783 YES, TOODLES, TOODLES. 114 00:04:13,783 --> 00:04:15,367 POSSIBLY AN ADVERB. 115 00:04:15,367 --> 00:04:16,783 YOU JUST KEEP WORKING ON THAT. 116 00:04:16,783 --> 00:04:17,783 YEAH. 117 00:04:17,783 --> 00:04:19,158 DAD, THEY ARE UP TO SOMETHING. 118 00:04:19,158 --> 00:04:20,242 I KNOW IT. 119 00:04:20,242 --> 00:04:23,658 I MEAN, SHOPPING, LAUNDRY, CLEANING. 120 00:04:23,658 --> 00:04:25,075 MAYBE THEY'RE JUST BEING SWEET GIRLS 121 00:04:25,075 --> 00:04:26,492 BECAUSE YOU RAISED THEM RIGHT. 122 00:04:26,492 --> 00:04:28,158 OH, PLEASE. 123 00:04:28,158 --> 00:04:30,367 LOOK, DAD, A MOM'S INSTINCTS ARE NEVER WRONG. 124 00:04:30,367 --> 00:04:32,825 BEING A PARENT IS A LITTLE LIKE BEING A DETECTIVE. 125 00:04:32,825 --> 00:04:34,367 I'M GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 126 00:04:34,367 --> 00:04:36,742 YES. TOODLES. 127 00:04:36,742 --> 00:04:37,908 TOODLE-OO. 128 00:04:37,908 --> 00:04:40,742 TOODLE, TWEEDLE, TWEETY BIRD! 129 00:04:40,742 --> 00:04:41,950 THERE'S SOMETHING. 130 00:04:41,950 --> 00:04:44,992 HEY, RORY, HOW'S THE CAR DETAILING GOING? 131 00:04:44,992 --> 00:04:46,367 IT SUCKS. I'M QUITTING. 132 00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:47,742 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 133 00:04:47,742 --> 00:04:50,242 NO GRANDSON OF MINE EVER QUIT AT ANYTHING. 134 00:04:50,242 --> 00:04:53,367 WELL, NO GRANDSON OF MINE WHO'S IN MY WILL. 135 00:04:53,367 --> 00:04:54,825 OH, NO. 136 00:04:54,825 --> 00:04:58,992 I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THE BASEMENT ESTATE. 137 00:05:01,325 --> 00:05:05,825 GRANDPA, DETAILING'S WAY TOO MUCH WORK FOR 10 MEASLY BUCKS. 138 00:05:05,825 --> 00:05:08,158 A MAN OF HIS WORD MEETS HIS OBLIGATIONS. 139 00:05:08,158 --> 00:05:10,742 FINE, I'LL FINISH THE CARS I ALREADY HAVE BOOKED, 140 00:05:10,742 --> 00:05:13,742 BUT THEN I'M HANGING UP MY HOSE. 141 00:05:13,742 --> 00:05:16,617 IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE KID WORK HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE, 142 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,283 AT LEAST YOU COULD VOLUNTEER TO HELP. 143 00:05:18,283 --> 00:05:19,492 I DID HELP. 144 00:05:19,492 --> 00:05:21,283 I JUST GAVE HIM MY MAN-OF-HIS-WORD SPEECH. 145 00:05:21,283 --> 00:05:22,825 THAT IS WORTH GOLD. 146 00:05:22,825 --> 00:05:25,450 SWEET. ANOTHER TREASURE I WON'T INHERIT. 147 00:05:27,825 --> 00:05:30,825 C.J., DID YOU SEE THE PILE OF CHANGE 148 00:05:30,825 --> 00:05:32,700 THAT WAS IN THIS GUY'S ASHTRAY? 149 00:05:34,117 --> 00:05:36,700 HEY, WHOA. 150 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:39,325 THE TONE IN YOUR VOICE IS VERY ACCUSATORY. 151 00:05:39,325 --> 00:05:40,950 I DIDN'T SAY YOU STOLE IT. 152 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:43,325 YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE YOU DID. 153 00:05:43,325 --> 00:05:44,575 JUST PUT IT BACK! 154 00:05:44,575 --> 00:05:46,367 Jim: HOW'S IT GOING OUT THERE? 155 00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:48,158 OH, GREAT. 156 00:05:48,158 --> 00:05:51,117 I'VE BEEN WORKING 20 HOURS, AND I MADE 20 WHOLE DOLLARS. 157 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,783 I MADE MORE THAN THAT IN FIVE MINUTES... 158 00:05:53,783 --> 00:05:56,825 IN SOMETHING UNASHTRAY RELATED. 159 00:05:56,825 --> 00:05:59,908 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 160 00:06:03,575 --> 00:06:04,825 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 161 00:06:04,825 --> 00:06:07,992 WORKS BETTER IF YOU'RE HOLDING ONE OF THESE. 162 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:10,992 A '59 STUDEBAKER POWER HAWK. 163 00:06:10,992 --> 00:06:13,492 THIS IS THE FIRST NEW CAR I EVER OWNED. 164 00:06:13,492 --> 00:06:15,825 IT TURNED AS MANY HEADS AS LAURA. 165 00:06:15,825 --> 00:06:19,200 OH, THE TIMES YOUR GRANDMA AND I HAD IN THIS. 166 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,825 JIM AND LAURA IN THE BACKSEAT, 167 00:06:21,825 --> 00:06:23,283 GETTING DOWN. 168 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:24,950 JIMBO THE STUD, 169 00:06:24,950 --> 00:06:26,575 DOWN AND DIRTY WITH LAURA. 170 00:06:28,533 --> 00:06:30,158 GROSS. 171 00:06:30,158 --> 00:06:33,117 I'M GETTING WORKED UP THINKING ABOUT GRANDMA. 172 00:06:33,117 --> 00:06:35,158 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 173 00:06:35,158 --> 00:06:37,117 OH, I'M JUST GONNA TURN IT OVER 174 00:06:37,117 --> 00:06:38,742 AND GIVE A LISTEN TO THAT ENGINE. 175 00:06:41,408 --> 00:06:43,200 UH-OH. 176 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,742 YOU HEAR THAT PINGY NOISE? 177 00:06:44,742 --> 00:06:45,950 YEAH. TURN IT OFF. 178 00:06:45,950 --> 00:06:47,992 LEAVE IT ALONE. 179 00:06:47,992 --> 00:06:50,783 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, GUYS -- 180 00:06:50,783 --> 00:06:52,867 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A BREAK? 181 00:06:52,867 --> 00:06:54,075 I'D BE HONORED 182 00:06:54,075 --> 00:06:56,158 IF YOU'D LET ME WASH AND WAX THIS ONE. 183 00:06:56,158 --> 00:06:57,492 CONSIDER YOURSELF HONORED. 184 00:06:57,492 --> 00:06:59,700 RIGHT ON. 185 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:01,242 BY THE WAY, DON'T FORGET -- 186 00:07:01,242 --> 00:07:03,783 WAX ON, WAX OFF. 187 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,992 LIKE RALPH MACCHIO. 188 00:07:06,992 --> 00:07:09,325 REMEMBER IN "THE KARATE KID," HE WAS THE GUY... 189 00:07:10,367 --> 00:07:12,950 OH, FORGET IT. 190 00:07:21,075 --> 00:07:23,617 HONEY, ARE YOU AFFIRMING YOURSELF IN THE SHOWER? 191 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:25,367 MOM! 192 00:07:25,367 --> 00:07:27,200 WELL, I DID YOUR LAUNDRY. 193 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,075 I THOUGHT I'D PUT IT AWAY FOR YOU. 194 00:07:29,075 --> 00:07:30,700 THANKS, MOM. 195 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,283 WHERE'S YOUR SISTER? 196 00:07:32,283 --> 00:07:34,617 OUT -- BACK IN AN HOUR. 197 00:07:34,617 --> 00:07:36,825 OKAY. 198 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:44,658 UH, HONEY, YOU OKAY WITH ME PUTTING YOUR STUFF AWAY? 199 00:07:44,658 --> 00:07:48,033 YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE TO RESPECT YOUR PRIVACY. 200 00:07:48,033 --> 00:07:50,367 LOVE YOU FOR IT, MOM. 201 00:08:00,325 --> 00:08:02,242 MY SUITCASE? 202 00:08:08,117 --> 00:08:09,908 HOTELS? 203 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,908 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 204 00:08:13,908 --> 00:08:15,533 NOTHING, HONEY -- JUST THE LAUNDRY. 205 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:17,117 YOU KNOW, MOM STUFF. 206 00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:18,325 BRIDGET SAID I COULD. 207 00:08:18,325 --> 00:08:19,367 BRIDGET, GET OUT HERE. 208 00:08:19,367 --> 00:08:21,658 GOTTA GO. 209 00:08:21,658 --> 00:08:24,908 Bridget: AND NOW ON TO THE LEGS. 210 00:08:30,242 --> 00:08:31,658 THANKS FOR THE BURGER, C.J. 211 00:08:31,658 --> 00:08:32,950 HEY, DON'T THANK ME. 212 00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:34,825 THANK THE GUY WHO LEFT ALL HIS CHANGE IN -- 213 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:37,950 YOU'RE WELCOME. 214 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:40,367 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF THE CAR-DETAILING BUSINESS 215 00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:42,158 AND GET INTO WHERE THE REAL MONEY IS -- 216 00:08:42,158 --> 00:08:44,825 Both: NIGHT CRAWLERS. 217 00:08:48,492 --> 00:08:50,408 W-WHAT? 218 00:08:50,408 --> 00:08:52,033 GRANDPA, WHAT DID YOU DO? 219 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:53,700 I TOOK THE ENGINE APART. 220 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:57,075 HEY, DID YOU FIND ANY SPARE CHANGE? 221 00:08:57,075 --> 00:08:58,783 GRANDPA, ARE YOU INSANE? 222 00:08:58,783 --> 00:09:00,117 I'M NOT CRAZY. 223 00:09:00,117 --> 00:09:01,992 I'M TRYING TO FIND THE PING. 224 00:09:01,992 --> 00:09:05,908 I THINK WE SHOULD PROBABLY LET THE CAT SCAN DECIDE THAT. 225 00:09:05,908 --> 00:09:08,575 GRANDPA, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 226 00:09:08,575 --> 00:09:10,575 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A MAN OF YOUR WORD. 227 00:09:10,575 --> 00:09:12,283 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO JUST WASH THE CAR. 228 00:09:12,283 --> 00:09:14,450 WOULD YOU JUST TRUST ME, RORY? 229 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:17,867 I CAN PUT THIS TOGETHER BLINDFOLDED IN AN HOUR. 230 00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:20,200 LAST NIGHT YOU HAD TROUBLE WITH A STRAW. 231 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,158 I THOUGHT IT WAS A BENDY. 232 00:09:22,158 --> 00:09:23,325 IT KEPT CLOSING OFF. 233 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,950 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THAT PACKAGE AVAILABLE 234 00:09:26,950 --> 00:09:28,117 AND THEN CALL US BACK. 235 00:09:28,117 --> 00:09:31,117 IF A TALL WOMAN ANSWERS THE PHONE, JUST HANG UP. 236 00:09:31,117 --> 00:09:33,200 HURRY, HURRY, HURRY, HURRY. 237 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,825 HEY, GIRLS. 238 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,117 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 239 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,950 GIRLS, WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 240 00:09:38,992 --> 00:09:42,533 OH, BOY. 241 00:09:42,533 --> 00:09:44,367 HELLO? 242 00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:47,158 UH, WHAT? 243 00:09:47,158 --> 00:09:50,825 I DON'T KNOW -- ABOUT 5'8". 244 00:09:50,825 --> 00:09:51,825 HELLO? 245 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,533 HELLO? 246 00:09:54,533 --> 00:09:57,950 CATE... 247 00:09:57,950 --> 00:10:00,867 THIS DIDN'T COME OUT OF YOUR CAR, DID IT? 248 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,367 NO. 249 00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:03,825 DAMN IT! 250 00:10:03,825 --> 00:10:06,075 DAD, YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED ANYTHING UNUSUAL 251 00:10:06,075 --> 00:10:07,575 GOING ON AROUND HERE, HAVE YOU? 252 00:10:07,575 --> 00:10:09,992 NO. 253 00:10:09,992 --> 00:10:12,658 I MEAN WITH THE GIRLS. THEY ARE UP TO SOMETHING. 254 00:10:12,658 --> 00:10:14,117 I JUST KNOW IT. 255 00:10:14,117 --> 00:10:16,200 WELL, DON'T LET THEM DRIVE YOU CRAZY. 256 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,867 I USED TO WORRY MYSELF SICK OVER YOU NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, 257 00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:20,867 AND NOTHING HAPPENED, RIGHT? 258 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:22,325 RIGHT. 259 00:10:22,325 --> 00:10:25,575 MAN, KARMA BLOWS. 260 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,117 HELLO, CATE. 261 00:10:31,117 --> 00:10:33,242 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? 262 00:10:33,242 --> 00:10:36,533 BRIDGET, KERRY, KERRY, BRIDGET. 263 00:10:36,533 --> 00:10:39,283 WHAT DO THEY COVET MOST, CATE? 264 00:10:39,283 --> 00:10:41,158 BOYS? 265 00:10:41,158 --> 00:10:43,783 YES. MANY, MANY BOYS. 266 00:10:43,783 --> 00:10:46,242 BUT THIS STILL DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 267 00:10:46,242 --> 00:10:47,825 I WAS JUST UPSTAIRS IN THEIR ROOM -- 268 00:10:47,825 --> 00:10:50,575 SNOOPING, CLARICE? 269 00:10:50,575 --> 00:10:51,825 CLEANING. 270 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,242 AND I FOUND MY SUITCASE 271 00:10:53,242 --> 00:10:56,075 AND THEN THESE WEBSITES TO VARIOUS HOTELS. 272 00:10:56,075 --> 00:10:59,283 HMM. 273 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:01,908 SUITCASE, HOTEL, BOYS. 274 00:11:01,908 --> 00:11:03,158 HMM. 275 00:11:03,158 --> 00:11:07,325 ONE BANANA, TWO BANANA, THREE BANANA, FOUR. 276 00:11:07,325 --> 00:11:10,200 WHAT WE HAVE HERE, CATE, IS A TRASH AND DASH. 277 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,950 WHAT'S THAT? 278 00:11:11,950 --> 00:11:14,283 AN UNDERGROUND PARTY THROWN EVERY YEAR 279 00:11:14,283 --> 00:11:16,450 BY THE COOL KIDS AT SCHOOL. 280 00:11:16,450 --> 00:11:18,992 THEY RENT A FANCY HOTEL SUITE, 281 00:11:18,992 --> 00:11:20,533 THROW A BIG PARTY, 282 00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:21,825 TRASH THE PLACE, 283 00:11:21,825 --> 00:11:23,825 THEN DASH OUT WITHOUT PAYING. 284 00:11:23,825 --> 00:11:25,033 TRASH AND DASH. 285 00:11:27,283 --> 00:11:28,533 YOU DID THAT? 286 00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:31,325 I SAID THE COOL KIDS DID, ALL RIGHT? 287 00:11:31,325 --> 00:11:32,825 I ASKED MY FRIENDS ABOUT IT. 288 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:35,367 THEY'RE LIKE, "NO, IT'S A MYTH." 289 00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:37,200 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, THAT MAKES SENSE. 290 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,158 CHAMPAGNE, HOTEL ROOMS. 291 00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:41,325 THE COOL KIDS DIDN'T INVITE YOU. 292 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,783 I THINK THAT'S IT. THANKS, C.J. 293 00:11:43,783 --> 00:11:45,950 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT, CATE. 294 00:11:45,950 --> 00:11:47,867 THE WORLD'S A MORE INTERESTING PLACE 295 00:11:47,867 --> 00:11:50,617 WITH ME IN IT. 296 00:11:50,617 --> 00:11:53,200 C.J., WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT? 297 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,700 I DON'T KNOW. 298 00:11:56,242 --> 00:11:58,283 THIS MAY BE THE COOLEST THING WE'VE EVER DONE. 299 00:11:58,283 --> 00:12:01,367 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA PULL IT OFF. 300 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:03,242 WADDI MAMA BOBO. 301 00:12:03,242 --> 00:12:04,158 KIKI MAMA BOBO. 302 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:09,242 YOU TOLD ROOM SERVICE TO HAVE AN ICE BUCKET WAITING, RIGHT? 303 00:12:09,242 --> 00:12:10,367 OF COURSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK, 304 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:12,408 I'M A KIKI, KIKI COCO? 305 00:12:12,408 --> 00:12:14,533 MOKI FLOKI TOE! 306 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:16,158 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT. 307 00:12:16,158 --> 00:12:17,283 NO MORE SECRET LANGUAGE. 308 00:12:17,283 --> 00:12:19,283 WHAT ABOUT OUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH? 309 00:12:19,283 --> 00:12:20,492 YOU DON'T HAVE THAT ANYMORE. 310 00:12:20,492 --> 00:12:23,450 NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT -- WAMMA DAMMA DING DONG? 311 00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:26,450 YOU JUST CALLED BRIDGET A SLUT. 312 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:30,033 I'M SORRY. 313 00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:31,617 NOW, DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME. 314 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:34,075 I KNOW THAT YOU ARE GOING TO THAT FANCY HOTEL 315 00:12:34,075 --> 00:12:35,867 FOR THAT TRASH-AND-DASH PARTY. 316 00:12:35,867 --> 00:12:37,950 TRASH AND DASH. 317 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:40,200 THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THOSE HOTEL WEBSITES 318 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,825 YOU'VE BEEN SURFING ALL WEEK? 319 00:12:41,825 --> 00:12:43,783 AND WHAT DO YOU NEED WITH CHAMPAGNE? 320 00:12:43,783 --> 00:12:47,825 OH, AND MYSTERIOUS PHONE CALLERS CALLING TO SEE HOW TALL I AM. 321 00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:52,075 I'D LIKE AN ANSWER, GIRLS. 322 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,617 MOM, WHAT'S THIS WEEKEND? 323 00:12:53,617 --> 00:12:56,283 IT'S MOTHER'S DAY. 324 00:12:58,408 --> 00:13:00,575 THIS IS FOR YOU, BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU. 325 00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:10,533 "ONE DELUXE SPA WEEKEND 326 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:13,783 "WITH OVERNIGHT STAY IN THE TRANQUILITY SUITE. 327 00:13:13,783 --> 00:13:16,742 CHAMPAGNE, BREAKFAST IN BED." 328 00:13:16,742 --> 00:13:18,408 YOU CAN'T AFFORD THIS. 329 00:13:18,408 --> 00:13:20,200 WELL, WE SAVED UP. 330 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,450 GRANDPA PITCHED IN, AND RORY GAVE US A 10. 331 00:13:22,450 --> 00:13:25,700 YEAH, AND C.J. GAVE US A BAG OF NICKELS. 332 00:13:27,325 --> 00:13:30,742 SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT... 333 00:13:30,742 --> 00:13:34,325 IF I OPEN UP MY SUITCASE... 334 00:13:34,325 --> 00:13:36,283 I'M GONNA FIND... 335 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:41,325 ...ALL MY THINGS. 336 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,617 OH, GIRLS... 337 00:13:44,617 --> 00:13:47,950 I'M -- I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 338 00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:51,200 AND I JUST THOUGHT I WAS SUCH A DAMN GOOD MOTHER. 339 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,283 OHH. 340 00:13:52,283 --> 00:13:55,200 SEE, YOU GOT A LITTLE CONCEITED. 341 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,908 OH, HOW COULD I EVER HAVE BEEN SO SUSPICIOUS? 342 00:13:58,908 --> 00:14:00,367 THANK YOU, HONEY. 343 00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:02,283 OH, THANK YOU. 344 00:14:02,283 --> 00:14:04,617 YES. 345 00:14:04,617 --> 00:14:07,700 PEOPLE THAT TALK IN CODE ARE NEVER HIDING ANYTHING. 346 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,408 OR ARE THEY? 347 00:14:09,408 --> 00:14:10,492 HMM. 348 00:14:10,492 --> 00:14:11,617 TOODLE-OO? 349 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,700 TWEETY BIRD? 350 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,742 SHANNON TWEED. 351 00:14:15,742 --> 00:14:17,325 SHANNEN DOHERTY. 352 00:14:17,325 --> 00:14:20,200 "90210." 353 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,908 LUKE PERRY. 354 00:14:23,992 --> 00:14:27,117 GRANDPA, YOU SAID IT'D ONLY TAKE AN HOUR. 355 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:30,117 RORY, DID I EVER TELL YOU I DROVE MY ROYAL DELUXE 356 00:14:30,117 --> 00:14:31,283 CLEAR ACROSS THE COUNTRY? 357 00:14:31,283 --> 00:14:32,325 NO. 358 00:14:32,325 --> 00:14:33,950 WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE GUY ON THE PHONE 359 00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:36,117 WHO'S WONDERING WHERE HIS CAR IS? 360 00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:40,033 YEAH, WE MET AN INDIAN MEDICINE MAN. 361 00:14:40,033 --> 00:14:42,033 OH, JEEZ. C.J., CAN YOU HELP ME? 362 00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:43,825 JENNIE GARTH. 363 00:14:43,825 --> 00:14:45,908 GABRIELLE CARTERIS. 364 00:14:45,908 --> 00:14:48,658 TIFFANI THIESSEN -- TIFFANI-AMBER THIESSEN. 365 00:14:48,658 --> 00:14:51,867 WE ARE SO DOING TIME. WE ARE SO DOING TIME. 366 00:15:00,492 --> 00:15:04,658 GRANDPA, C.J., THE OWNER. 367 00:15:04,658 --> 00:15:09,283 HEY, WE WERE JUST MAKING A LAST SWEEP OF THE INTERIOR. 368 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,992 WHAT HAPPENED? WE JUST KIND OF DOZED OFF. 369 00:15:11,992 --> 00:15:13,450 AND SNUGGLED. 370 00:15:15,325 --> 00:15:18,033 DON'T YOU RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS. 371 00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:20,533 MAY I JUST GET MY CAR? 372 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:21,658 I'M IN A HURRY. 373 00:15:21,658 --> 00:15:25,492 OH, GROSS -- GRANDPA DROOL. 374 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,908 NO, NO, NO. 375 00:15:26,908 --> 00:15:28,825 I DIDN'T DELIVER ON TIME AS PROMISED. 376 00:15:28,825 --> 00:15:30,200 IT'S ON THE HOUSE. 377 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,492 GOT TO BE A MAN OF MY WORD. 378 00:15:32,492 --> 00:15:34,950 WELL, YOU DID A NICE JOB. 379 00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:37,950 BABY LOOKS GREAT. HERE'S A TIP FOR YOU. 380 00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:40,450 THERE YOU GO. THANKS. 381 00:15:43,283 --> 00:15:45,492 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 382 00:15:45,492 --> 00:15:47,867 THERE WASN'T ANY CHANGE IN THERE. 383 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,242 NO, I MEAN THE ENGINE IS -- 384 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:53,867 IS NOT PINGING? 385 00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:56,575 YEAH. 386 00:15:56,575 --> 00:15:58,825 YOU KNOW, SOME CHUMP WAS GONNA GIVE ME A GRAND 387 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,658 FOR THIS OLD HEAP. 388 00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:02,325 I'LL GIVE YOU A GRAND RIGHT NOW. 389 00:16:02,325 --> 00:16:03,367 THIS IS MY DREAM CAR. 390 00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:05,992 SORRY. I MEAN, LISTEN TO THAT ENGINE. 391 00:16:05,992 --> 00:16:07,492 I WOULDN'T LET OLD BETSY HERE GO 392 00:16:07,492 --> 00:16:08,992 FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN $5,000. 393 00:16:08,992 --> 00:16:11,492 GRANDPA, HE TIPPED ME 20 BUCKS. 394 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,617 YOU WERE RIGHT. BEING A MAN OF MY WORD REALLY -- 395 00:16:13,617 --> 00:16:17,158 OH, PUT A SOCK IN IT. 396 00:16:17,158 --> 00:16:19,575 OKAY, GIRLS, THE NUMBER FOR THE SPA IS -- 397 00:16:19,575 --> 00:16:21,617 Both: ON THE BULLETIN BOARD. 398 00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:23,575 MOM, WE KNOW. COME ON. 399 00:16:23,575 --> 00:16:24,700 GO. HAVE A GOOD TIME. 400 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,575 NOT SO FAST. 401 00:16:26,575 --> 00:16:28,075 BEFORE YOU GO, 402 00:16:28,075 --> 00:16:30,867 I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW I BROKE YOUR LITTLE CODE. 403 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:31,992 OH, YEAH. 404 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:36,075 AND IT WAS SO SIMPLE. 405 00:16:36,075 --> 00:16:38,992 WHAT IS "SPA" SPELLED BACKWARDS? 406 00:16:38,992 --> 00:16:40,158 APES. 407 00:16:40,158 --> 00:16:42,992 AND THAT MEANS MONKEY BUSINESS. 408 00:16:42,992 --> 00:16:46,283 IT'S SPELLS "APS." 409 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:49,908 THIS ISN'T OVER. 410 00:16:52,617 --> 00:16:55,575 WELL, I'M SO EXHAUSTED, I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO BED. 411 00:16:55,575 --> 00:16:57,158 WE'RE GONNA DO SOME VACUUMING. 412 00:16:57,158 --> 00:16:58,908 YOU MIGHT WANT TO USE THOSE EARPLUGS. 413 00:16:58,908 --> 00:16:59,992 GOOD IDEA. 414 00:16:59,992 --> 00:17:02,450 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TEST-DRIVE THOSE BABIES. 415 00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,367 ENJOY YOURSELF, CATE. 416 00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:06,117 THANKS, DAD. BYE. 417 00:17:06,117 --> 00:17:07,825 WELL, THAT'S WEIRD. 418 00:17:07,825 --> 00:17:10,117 TRAVIS STEVENS JUST INVITED ME TO STAY OVER. 419 00:17:10,117 --> 00:17:11,783 TRAVIS STEVENS? 420 00:17:11,783 --> 00:17:14,700 ISN'T THAT THE BROTHER OF BRIDGET'S FRIEND MARISSA? 421 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,617 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE FRIENDS. 422 00:17:16,617 --> 00:17:18,450 WE'RE NOT. I HATE HIM. 423 00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:20,700 BUT HE'S GOT A HOME THEATER IN HIS BASEMENT, 424 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,617 AND ALL WE'VE GOT IS A GRANDFATHER. 425 00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:25,867 ALL RIGHTY, THEN. 426 00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:28,075 WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS UP TO TONIGHT? 427 00:17:28,075 --> 00:17:29,367 WE RENTED A MOVIE. 428 00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:30,825 OH, WHAT MOVIE? 429 00:17:30,825 --> 00:17:32,075 WE RENTED "EVERGREEN." 430 00:17:32,075 --> 00:17:34,408 I HEAR IT'S TOTALLY FRESH AND FUN. 431 00:17:34,408 --> 00:17:37,575 WELL, I'M OFF TO LA BELLA PAC SPA. 432 00:17:37,575 --> 00:17:39,950 BYE, HONEY. BYE. 433 00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:41,575 MERCI BEAUCOUP. 434 00:17:41,575 --> 00:17:43,617 HAVE FUN. THAT IS SO CUTE. 435 00:17:43,617 --> 00:17:45,658 MOM'S TRYING TO MAKE UP HER OWN LANGUAGE. 436 00:17:48,908 --> 00:17:51,325 MMM. 437 00:17:51,325 --> 00:17:52,492 OH! 438 00:17:52,492 --> 00:17:55,700 THIS -- THIS FEELS SO GOOD. 439 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,783 OH, YEAH. 440 00:17:57,783 --> 00:18:01,033 I FEEL AS COMFORTABLE AS A GIANT BAKED POTATO. 441 00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:03,200 WHILE YOU LADIES RELAX, 442 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,575 THE SEAWEED AND THE EUCALYPTUS 443 00:18:04,575 --> 00:18:08,033 WILL SOAK ALL THE TOXINS OUT OF YOUR BODY. 444 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:09,700 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 445 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,325 TO PREHEAT THE OVEN. 446 00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:14,867 GOD, I HOPE SHE WORKS HERE. 447 00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:20,783 OH, BEST PRESENT MY HUSBAND EVER GAVE ME. 448 00:18:20,783 --> 00:18:23,367 MY GIRLS DID THIS FOR ME. 449 00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:24,575 MOTHER'S DAY. 450 00:18:24,575 --> 00:18:26,617 OHH. TEENAGERS? 451 00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:27,742 YEAH. 452 00:18:27,742 --> 00:18:29,825 IT'S NOT LIKE I REALLY DESERVE IT. 453 00:18:29,825 --> 00:18:32,283 I HAVEN'T BEEN THE BEST MOTHER LATELY. 454 00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:36,658 BOY, IF MY TEENAGERS SENT ME AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND, 455 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:41,283 WOULDN'T BE FIVE MINUTES BEFORE A PARTY STARTED. 456 00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:43,325 OH, MY GOD! 457 00:18:43,325 --> 00:18:44,617 OH, I KNOW. 458 00:18:44,617 --> 00:18:47,575 I WAS IN HEAVEN WHEN SHE TOOK CARE OF MY CORNS. 459 00:18:49,408 --> 00:18:51,033 CORN? 460 00:18:53,408 --> 00:18:56,950 Bridget: THE CHIPS ARE POTATO AND CORN. 461 00:19:00,075 --> 00:19:02,700 Kerry: WE RENTED "EVERGREEN. 462 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,450 I HEAR IT'S TOTALLY FRESH AND FUN. 463 00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:07,200 Cate: "WITH OVERNIGHT STAY IN THE TRANQUILITY SUITE." 464 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,658 TRAVIS STEVENS JUST CALLED AND INVITED ME TO STAY OVER. 465 00:19:09,658 --> 00:19:11,075 WE WERE GONNA DO SOME VACUUMING. 466 00:19:11,075 --> 00:19:12,575 YOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT YOUR EARPLUGS IN. 467 00:19:12,575 --> 00:19:14,742 WHAT DO THEY COVET MOST, CATE? 468 00:19:14,742 --> 00:19:17,617 MANY, MANY BOYS. 469 00:19:17,617 --> 00:19:20,242 OH, THOSE GIRLS. 470 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,617 THEY ARE SO DEAD! 471 00:19:22,617 --> 00:19:24,492 OOH! 472 00:19:24,492 --> 00:19:25,492 AAH! 473 00:19:25,492 --> 00:19:26,700 AAH! 474 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:37,742 MOM? 475 00:19:37,742 --> 00:19:38,742 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 476 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:39,908 WHAT'S GOING ON? 477 00:19:39,908 --> 00:19:44,742 WELL, I, UH -- I, UH, JUST, UH... 478 00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:47,908 WELL, YOU KNOW, I REALIZED THAT I FORGOT TO -- 479 00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:50,492 FORGOT TO WHAT, MOM -- TRUST? 480 00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,617 YOU COULDN'T EVEN SPEND A WEEKEND OF PAMPERING 481 00:19:54,617 --> 00:19:56,658 WITHOUT THINKING WE WERE UP TO SOMETHING. 482 00:19:57,950 --> 00:19:58,950 YOU'RE RIGHT. 483 00:19:58,950 --> 00:20:00,950 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 484 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:01,950 FORGIVE ME? 485 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,533 SURE, MOM. 486 00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:04,658 YEAH, FORGIVEN. 487 00:20:04,658 --> 00:20:06,700 SOMEBODY MISSED GETTING A TRUFFLE 488 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:07,908 ON HER PILLOW TONIGHT. 489 00:20:07,908 --> 00:20:10,825 AND THAT SOMEONE WAS YOU. 490 00:20:10,825 --> 00:20:13,950 I AM A TERRIBLE MOTHER. 491 00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:14,992 COME HERE. 492 00:20:14,992 --> 00:20:17,075 COME HERE. 493 00:20:17,075 --> 00:20:19,742 OH! 494 00:20:19,742 --> 00:20:21,950 WELL... NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO? 495 00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:23,867 SHOULD I DRIVE BACK TO THE SPA? 496 00:20:23,867 --> 00:20:26,575 ABSOLUTELY. YOU TOTALLY DESERVE IT. 497 00:20:26,575 --> 00:20:27,992 OH, OKAY. 498 00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:29,700 COME HERE, MY ANGELS. 499 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:30,700 OKAY. 500 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,867 BYE-BYE. 501 00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:39,492 SHE'S GONE! 502 00:20:39,492 --> 00:20:40,825 MOM, SERIOUSLY. 503 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:43,367 THIS TRUST THING YOU HAVE GOT TO WORK ON -- 504 00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:47,867 SURPRISE! 505 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,658 HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! 506 00:20:49,658 --> 00:20:51,950 NICE TRY. 507 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,658 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE. 508 00:20:53,658 --> 00:20:55,575 SAY GOODBYE TO MOKI AND ALIKI. 509 00:20:55,575 --> 00:20:57,533 YOU WON'T BE SEEING THEM FOR A WHILE. 510 00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:59,242 LET'S GO. EVERYBODY OUT. 511 00:20:59,242 --> 00:21:01,700 JUST KEEP IT. BYE. 512 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:04,325 CALL ME. 513 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,867 SO, MOM, HOW'D YOU KNOW? 514 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,325 HOW DID I KNOW? 515 00:21:09,325 --> 00:21:12,617 BECAUSE I AM A DAMN GOOD MOTHER. 516 00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,242 OKAY, I BROKE THE CODE. 517 00:21:18,283 --> 00:21:21,033 THEY'RE HAVING A PARTY? 518 00:21:21,033 --> 00:21:23,992 THAT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE. 34585

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