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WOW, DAD.
I AM IMPRESSED.
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YOU DID A GREAT JOB FIXING UP
THAT BASEMENT.
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SURE YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY
DOWN THERE BY YOURSELF?
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I'M A BIG BOY.
I'LL BE FINE.
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I THINK RORY MIGHT MISS ME
SLEEPING IN HIS ROOM --
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YOU KNOW, OUR LITTLE
MIDNIGHT CHATS.
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OKAY, GRAMPS.
HERE'S THE REST OF YOUR CRAP.
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THANK GOD
I CAN SLEEP AGAIN.
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GRANDMA EVER TELL YOU
YOU SNORE LIKE AN ELEPHANT?
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HE HAS MAGAZINES, CATE.
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GRANDPA!
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C.J.'S STILL IN THE SHOWER.
IT'S BEEN 45 MINUTES.
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HE'S USING UP
ALL THE HOT WATER.
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YEAH, NOW WE HAVE
TWO BLONDES IN THIS HOUSE
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WHO THINK
THEY OWN THE BATHROOM.
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GREAT, I HAVEN'T HAD MY SHOWER,
AND I LIKE MY SHOWER.
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YEAH, I LIKE MY SHOWER, TOO.
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WE KNOW YOU DO.
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MOTHER, YOU HAVE GOT
TO DO SOMETHING.
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JEREMY IS TUTORING ME TODAY.
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I STILL HAVE TO DO MY HAIR,
MY MAKEUP,
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PRACTICE MY BRAINY POSE
IN THE MIRROR.
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I MEAN, IT IS JUST
SO MUCH WORK BEING SMART.
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YOU SO LIKE HIM.
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JEREMY? I DO NOT.
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HE'S MY FRIEND,
HE'S MY TUTOR, HE'S --
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HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND,
AND YOU LOVE HIM.
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YEAH, YOU LO-O-VE HIM.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW IT IS JUST
NOT MY LOVE OF KNOWLEDGE?
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OKAY, FINE.
I LIKE A GEEK.
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GEE, I-I SMELL SMOKE.
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DAD?
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WELL, DON'T LOOK AT ME.
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I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SMOKE
INDOORS.
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NO, NO,
I HAVE TO SMOKE OUTSIDE
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IN THE FREEZING, BITTER,
MICHIGAN WINTER.
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IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE
CIGARETTES.
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IT SMELLS LIKE...
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C.J.'S VAN!
IT'S ON FIRE!
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SOMETIMES
I SMOKE IN C.J.'S VAN.
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OH, SOMEBODY CALL 911.
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JEREMY MIGHT CALL.
I CAN'T CALL RIGHT NOW.
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CALL 911.
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OH, AND SOMEBODY TELL C.J.
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I WANT TO TELL HIM.
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YOU CALL 911,
AND I'M GONNA TELL HIM!
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YOU'RE ALL IN FOR A TREAT.
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IN A FEW MINUTES, MY HAIR WILL
BE EXTRA BOUNCY AND MANAGEABLE.
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C.J., YOUR VAN IS ON FIRE.
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MY BABY!
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YOU KNOW, BRIDGET,
THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
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SHUT UP.
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NO, I'M SURE IT'S AN "A."
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I DON'T THINK
YOU NEED ME ANYMORE.
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OH, OH, SHE NEEDS YOU.
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I NEED YOU FOR TUTORING.
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NEXT WEEK, I HAVE TO DEBATE
LACEY IN SPEECH CLASS.
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OOH, LACEY.
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SHE'S CAPTAIN
OF THE DEBATE TEAM.
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YOU MUST'VE BEEN BAD
IN A PRIOR LIFE.
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OH, SHE WAS.
SHE WAS VERY, VERY NAUGHTY.
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WHO'S THE HOMELESS GUY?
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HEY, I'D BE REALLY INSULTED
BY THAT IF I HAD A HOME.
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JUST IGNORE HIM.
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HE'S OUR LAZY COUSIN.
HE LIVES ON THE COUCH.
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HMM.
WELL, YOUR HOUR'S UP.
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GUESS I'LL SEE YOU
NEXT TIME?
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OOH, IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR
EVERY TIME I HEARD THAT ONE.
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OKAY, WELL, THEN,
WE'LL DO THIS LATER.
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HOW ABOUT SATURDAY NIGHT?
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OH, I CAN'T.
I'M GOING TO A PARTY.
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YOU'RE GOING TO A PARTY...
WITH GIRLS?
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NO, SEE, IT'S A NERD PARTY.
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SO WE FLIP A COIN
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AND HALF OF US SHOW UP
DRESSED AS GIRLS.
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YES, THERE ARE GONNA
BE GIRLS THERE.
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HOT GIRLS?
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YOU ASK
TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
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BY-Y-E.
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BY-Y-E.
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YOU GOT SHOT DOWN SO HARD.
I LOVE IT.
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HI, AUNT CATE...
RORY, GRANDPYRO.
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SO, C.J.,
WERE YOU JUST PLANNING
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ON SLEEPING
ON THE COUCH ALL DAY?
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MAYBE IF I'D GET SOME QUIET
AROUND HERE.
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PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE WEARING
SOMETHING UNDER THERE.
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LOOK, C.J., YOU CANNOT JUST MOVE
INTO MY LIVING ROOM.
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I ACTUALLY HAVE PEOPLE
COMING OVER TONIGHT.
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OOH. LOUD PEOPLE?
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NOBODY RAN THAT BY ME.
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WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT HIM?
LOOK AT HIM.
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HE'S TAKING OVER
THE WHOLE LIVING ROOM.
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THAT'S BECAUSE THAT VAN YOU
BURNED DOWN WAS HIS HOME.
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IF YOU HAD LET ME SMOKE INSIDE,
IT NEVER WOULD'VE HAPPENED.
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YEAH, NOW THERE'S LOGIC.
YOU SOUND LIKE BRIDGET.
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WHATEVER.
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CATE, THIS IS YOUR HOUSE.
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TAKE CHARGE, SET SOME RULES.
GO ON.
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OKAY.
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C.J., I WANT YOU TO MOVE
INTO YOUR GRANDFATHER'S ROOM.
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KERRY, I NEED A FAVOR.
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JEREMY'S GOING TO
SOME GEEK PARTY.
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I NEED YOU TO GET ME IN.
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WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
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HOW DARE YOU.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK --
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CAN YOU GET ME IN OR NOT?
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YEAH, I CAN GET YOU IN.
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OKAY, BUT THEY'RE NOT GEEKS.
THEY'RE ACADEMICS.
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OKAY, WHATEVER.
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I'M NOT AN ACADEMIC, AND
I DON'T WANT TO STAND OUT.
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SO, IS THERE ANYTHING
I NEED TO KNOW?
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YEAH, HISTORY, POETRY,
PHILOSOPHY...ADDITION.
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AND IF YOU HAVE TO SPEAK,
DON'T SAY "TOTALLY" AND "SO,"
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AND "OH, MY GOD."
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OKAY, I CAN SO DO THAT.
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I TOTALLY JUST SAID, "SO"...
AND "TOTALLY."
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OH, MY GOD!
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HEY, GRANDPA,
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
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I USED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH.
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YOU DID WHAT?
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YEAH, MINE WAS IN MY VAN
WITH THE REST OF MY STUFF.
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THAT VAN WAS A FIRE TRAP.
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YEAH, THIS FROM A GUY
WHO WAS AROUND
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WHEN FIRE WAS INVENTED.
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Cate: HEY, KNOCK IT OFF,
YOU TWO.
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DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!
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OKAY.
SORRY.
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ALL RIGHT, SCOOCH.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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I'M GOING TO BED.
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OH, NOT HERE, YOU'RE NOT.
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IT'S OKAY, GRANDPA.
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I'M WEARING UNDERPANTS
THIS TIME.
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WELL, I'M NOT.
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YOU'RE BLUFFING.
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YOU SURE THAT'S A CHANCE
YOU WANT TO TAKE?
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YOU THINK YOU CAN SCARE ME OFF
WITH -- OHH!
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WHOA, COME ON.
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COME ON.
I'M WEARING PAJAMAS, YOU WIMP.
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THE FLAP!
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SORRY.
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HEY, DON'T YOU HAVE
A SLEEPING BAG?
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OH, YEAH, I DID.
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BUT APPARENTLY WHEN VIEWED
THROUGH 200-YEAR-OLD EYEBALLS,
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IT LOOKS LIKE AN ASHTRAY.
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YOU PIPE DOWN
WITH THE OLD-GUY JOKES.
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I'M NOT SO OLD
I CAN'T KICK YOUR BUTT.
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LIKE YOU COULD EVER CATCH ME?
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YOU MOVE AT THE SPEED
OF MOTHS.
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PUT THE CANE DOWN
AND WE GO AT IT.
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WHAT IS GOING ON?
IT'S BEDTIME.
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HE STARTED IT.
HE STARTED IT.
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CATE, THIS IS JUST
NOT GONNA WORK OUT.
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YOU GUYS,
I'M AT MY WIT'S END.
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I AM A SINGLE MOM, AND I JUST
REALIZED I HAVE FIVE KIDS.
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THE THREE GOOD ONES
ARE ASLEEP.
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RELAX. THIS IS STRICTLY
SHORT-TERM.
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MY GIRLFRIEND SABRINA
JUST GOT OUT OF THE SERVICE.
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SABRINA?
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YOU NEVER MENTIONED
YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND.
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OH, YEAH.
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SHE'S GONNA COME HERE
AND PICK ME UP.
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WE'RE GONNA GO
TO CALIFORN-I-A.
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SUN, FUN, AND MARGARITAS.
WHOO-HOO.
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SEE, DAD?
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HE WON'T EVEN BE HERE
THAT MUCH LONGER.
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CAN'T YOU JUST PUT ASIDE YOUR
DIFFERENCES FOR A FEW DAYS?
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YEAH, OR WOULD THAT
RUIN YOUR PLANS
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TO SMOTHER ME IN MY SLEEP?
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IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD
THE PILLOW PICKED OUT.
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SHE'S HERE.
SHE'S HERE.
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NO.
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DAD, NOT EVERY CAR IS GONNA
BE C.J.'S GIRLFRIEND.
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IT ONLY TAKES ONE TO GET
HIS BUTT TO CALIFORNIA.
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KERRY, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
ABOUT THIS PARTY.
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IS EVERYONE THERE
GONNA BE SMART?
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LET'S SEE.
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THERE WILL BE LACEY, JEREMY, ME.
I'M GONNA BRING KYLE.
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OH, KYLE.
THANK GOD.
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YOU KNOW, BRIDGET,
I AM REALLY IMPRESSED
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THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOING
TO A GEE--
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ACADEMIC PARTY.
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YOU KNOW, IT JUST SHOWS
A LOT OF GROWTH IN YOU.
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YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, I MET
YOUR DAD AT A GEE--
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ACADEMIC PARTY.
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REALLY?
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YEAH. I USED TO ONLY GO OUT
WITH MUSICIANS AND BAD BOYS.
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AND THEN ONE NIGHT MY ROOMMATE
TOOK ME TO THIS PARTY
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THAT WAS BEING THROWN BY THIS
TOTAL BUNCH OF WRITER GEE--
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GEEK, MOM.
GO AHEAD AND SAY IT -- GEEK.
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OH, NEVER MIND.
JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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THAT'S YOU. YOU'RE HERE.
YOU MADE IT.
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THAT'S HER. SHE'S HERE.
SHE MADE IT.
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ALL RIGHT, LOVE MONKEY.
HERE I COME.
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WHOA,
SHE'S ACTUALLY HOT.
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WOW, LOOK, THEY'RE HUGGING.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN
C.J. SO HAPPY.
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WAIT, SHE JUST PUSHED HIM
TO THE GROUND.
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WITH EASE.
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NO, NO, NO.
KISS AND MAKE UP.
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TAKE HIM TO CALIFORNIA!
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NOW SHE'S HEADING BACK
TO THE CAR...
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WITH HIM ON HER LEG.
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SHE'S ACTUALLY
DRAGGING HIM.
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WITH EASE.
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AN-N-D GOODBYE,
LOVE MONKEY.
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SEE, BRIDG,
THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE.
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WE DON'T JUST SOLVE EQUATIONS
AND DISCUSS WORLD POLITICS.
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WE'RE JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
WE CAN PARTY HARD.
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DESCARTES --
RENé DESCARTES!
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JOHN STEWART MILL!
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KERRY, I JUST FEEL LIKE
I STICK OUT.
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I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY HERE.
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I DO.
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I THINK I'VE STUFFED EVERY GUY
HERE IN A LOCKER.
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JEREMY!
OH, THAT'S CRAZY!
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WE'RE BOTH AT THE SAME PARTY
AT THE SAME TIME.
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WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
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BRIDGET, THIS ISN'T REALLY
YOUR SCENE.
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OH, WHO'S TO SAY WHAT SCENE
BELONGS TO...WHOM?
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"WHOM" IS RIGHT.
SO, YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
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OH, MY GOD, YES!
THIS IS SO TOTALLY...WHOM.
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I CAN'T STAND
TO SEE A GROWN MAN CRY.
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WHY DON'T YOU
GET OUT OF HERE?
225
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MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY,
POPPY.
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CATE.
227
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Cate: YEAH?
228
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MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY.
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UH...
230
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C.J.?
231
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,767
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
232
00:10:25,767 --> 00:10:29,183
I DON'T WANT RORY
TO SEE ME LIKE THIS.
233
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NO, I'M COOL.
234
00:10:32,392 --> 00:10:34,683
WELL, APPARENTLY, HER THERAPIST,
235
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WHO SHE'S PROBABLY
SLEEPING WITH,
236
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,683
TOLD HER SHE NEEDS TO SEE ME
FACE-TO-FACE
237
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TO END IT FOR CLOSURE.
238
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:45,183
GLAD SHE'S HEALED.
DEVIL WOMAN.
239
00:10:45,183 --> 00:10:48,350
SO, WHY'D SHE DUMP
YOUR ASS?
240
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RORY, OUT!
241
00:10:50,892 --> 00:10:53,933
GO ON!
242
00:10:53,933 --> 00:10:54,933
UGH.
243
00:10:57,642 --> 00:11:01,558
I'M SORRY, C.J., BUT,
YOU KNOW, SINCE HE ASKED.
244
00:11:01,558 --> 00:11:05,600
SABRINA THINKS I'M KIND OF,
SORT OF AIMLESS...
245
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,767
YEAH, RIGHT.
246
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:10,392
...WITH NO ROOTS OR FUTURE,
LIKE SHE KNOWS.
247
00:11:10,392 --> 00:11:12,600
AND THAT OTHER BLIBBETY-BLAB.
248
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,642
OH, YEAH, SHE'S MARRIED.
249
00:11:14,642 --> 00:11:16,100
C.J.
250
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:19,767
WELL, SHE GOT MARRIED
BECAUSE OF THE OTHER STUFF.
251
00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:22,600
YOU KNOW,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD ENTERTAIN
252
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,517
THE REMOTE POSSIBILITY
253
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,600
THAT SHE'S ON TO SOMETHING.
254
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,892
YOU ARE AIMLESS.
255
00:11:27,892 --> 00:11:30,808
YOU'RE LIVING WITH YOUR
GRANDFATHER IN A BASEMENT.
256
00:11:30,808 --> 00:11:32,725
WHAT KIND OF FUTURE IS THAT?
257
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:35,642
GLASS HOUSES, COCHISE.
258
00:11:35,642 --> 00:11:39,100
YOU KNOW, C.J., MAYBE
THIS ISN'T A BAD THING.
259
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:42,350
MAYBE THIS IS A CHANCE
FOR YOU TO START OVER.
260
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:45,433
YOU KNOW, YOUR UNCLE PAUL
ALWAYS THOUGHT
261
00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:47,433
YOU HAD A LOT OF POTENTIAL.
262
00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:49,142
REALLY?
263
00:11:52,017 --> 00:11:53,017
YES.
264
00:11:54,558 --> 00:11:57,600
C.J., YOU'RE AN ADULT.
265
00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,725
IT'S TIME TO START
THINKING SERIOUSLY
266
00:12:00,725 --> 00:12:02,933
ABOUT BECOMING INDEPENDENT.
267
00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:05,975
FIND A JOB, A CAREER.
GO TO COLLEGE.
268
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:09,267
YOU KNOW, IT'S A BIG,
WIDE WORLD OUT THERE.
269
00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:11,767
JUST SPREAD YOUR WINGS
AND FLY...
270
00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:14,350
AWAY.
271
00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:18,183
FAR, FAR AWAY.
272
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:23,183
BRIDGET, CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING?
273
00:12:23,183 --> 00:12:26,017
CAN YOU ASK ME SOMETHING?
YES.
274
00:12:26,017 --> 00:12:29,642
MAY YOU ASK ME SOMETHING?
I DON'T KNOW.
275
00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:31,308
NO, I CAN'T ASK YOU THIS.
276
00:12:31,308 --> 00:12:34,017
OH, COME ON.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
277
00:12:34,017 --> 00:12:36,892
NOTHING VENTURED IS NOTHING...
SOMETHING.
278
00:12:36,892 --> 00:12:37,892
JUST ASK ME.
279
00:12:37,892 --> 00:12:39,933
ALL RIGHT.
HERE GOES.
280
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,017
SO, SAY THERE'S THIS GUY,
281
00:12:42,017 --> 00:12:45,683
AND HE WANTS TO ASK OUT
THIS REALLY CUTE GIRL,
282
00:12:45,683 --> 00:12:49,183
BUT HE'S AFRAID
BECAUSE SHE MIGHT SAY NO.
283
00:12:49,183 --> 00:12:55,892
WELL...I THINK THAT THAT GUY
SHOULD TAKE THE CHANCE
284
00:12:55,892 --> 00:12:58,183
ON ASKING OUT
THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL
285
00:12:58,183 --> 00:13:00,225
BECAUSE I HAVE THE FEELING
286
00:13:00,225 --> 00:13:02,808
THE ANSWER'S GONNA BE
A BIG, FAT YES.
287
00:13:02,808 --> 00:13:04,183
REALLY?
288
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:06,017
YES, TRUST ME.
289
00:13:06,017 --> 00:13:10,142
ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA DO IT.
290
00:13:10,142 --> 00:13:12,517
HEY, LACEY, YOU WANT
TO GO OUT SOMETIME?
291
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,017
WHAT?
292
00:13:16,017 --> 00:13:18,600
SURE.
293
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,225
WAIT, DO YOU LIKE PONIES?
294
00:13:21,225 --> 00:13:22,350
UH...
295
00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:25,892
AND DON'T JUST SAY YES
SO YOU CAN GET WITH...THIS.
296
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:30,933
OKAY.
297
00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:35,933
HONEY, IT'S REALLY GREAT
298
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:38,475
TO SEE YOU TAKE SUCH
AN INTEREST IN YOUR STUDIES.
299
00:13:38,475 --> 00:13:39,933
WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
300
00:13:39,933 --> 00:13:41,933
YEAH, YEAH, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT IT'S ABOUT, MISSY.
301
00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:45,642
IT IS ABOUT ME WINNING JEREMY
AND HUMILIATING LACEY SO MUCH
302
00:13:45,642 --> 00:13:46,308
THAT SHE CAN'T SHOW HER FACE
ANYWHERE
303
00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:47,350
AND HAS TO MOVE TO
THE NORTHERN TERRITORIES
304
00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:48,558
AND LIVE WITH THE BEARS
305
00:13:48,558 --> 00:13:50,642
UNTIL ONE DAY SHE STARTS RIDING
THAT BEAR LIKE A PONY,
306
00:13:50,642 --> 00:13:52,767
AND IT TURNS AROUND 'CAUSE
IT'S SO MAD AND EATS HER.
307
00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:53,558
AND BECAUSE HE ATE SO MUCH
OF HER,
308
00:13:53,558 --> 00:13:55,267
HIS FACE STARTS TO LOOK
LIKE LACEY.
309
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:58,725
AND THE OTHER BEARS GO, "HA!
YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE LACEY!"
310
00:14:02,683 --> 00:14:07,017
I-I MEANT, WHAT'S
THE DEBATE ABOUT?
311
00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:08,183
OH.
312
00:14:08,183 --> 00:14:12,642
HONESTY'S THE BEST POLICY.
313
00:14:12,642 --> 00:14:14,642
HEY, DAD.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
314
00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:15,725
JOGGING.
315
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,225
GEE, YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD.
316
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,683
I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
317
00:14:20,683 --> 00:14:23,767
C.J. KEPT WAKING ME UP
EVERY TIME I STARTED SNORING.
318
00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,933
HE SAID, "GRANDPA,
YOU'RE SNORING AGAIN."
319
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,600
THEN WHEN I WASN'T SNORING,
HE'D WAKE ME UP AND SAY,
320
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,600
"SORRY,
I THOUGHT YOU CROAKED."
321
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:39,933
LOOK, DAD, I KNOW THAT C.J.
IS CRAMPING ALL OUR STYLE.
322
00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:41,142
DAMN RIGHT HE IS,
323
00:14:41,142 --> 00:14:43,267
AND HE'LL STAY HERE
AS LONG AS YOU LET HIM.
324
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:44,683
HE'S GONNA WALK
ALL OVER YOU.
325
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:45,683
NO, HE'S NOT.
326
00:14:45,683 --> 00:14:48,392
C.J.'S GONNA GET
HIS ACT TOGETHER
327
00:14:48,392 --> 00:14:50,308
IF WE JUST BELIEVE IN HIM.
328
00:14:50,308 --> 00:14:52,100
COME ON.
HE'S FAMILY.
329
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,767
MAYBE HE'S NOT.
330
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:58,600
WE COULD DO A DNA TEST.
331
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:02,142
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
YOU'RE A NURSE.
332
00:15:02,142 --> 00:15:03,767
GIVE SCIENCE A CHANCE.
333
00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:08,225
HEY, YOU GUYS.
I GOT GREAT NEWS.
334
00:15:08,225 --> 00:15:09,683
YOUR GIRLFRIEND
TOOK YOU BACK?
335
00:15:09,683 --> 00:15:10,642
NO.
336
00:15:10,642 --> 00:15:12,433
THEY LET YOU BACK
IN THE ARMY?
NO.
337
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:13,933
YOU GOT YOUR VAN FIXED?
338
00:15:13,933 --> 00:15:14,642
I-I KNOW THE NEWS.
339
00:15:14,642 --> 00:15:16,642
HOW ABOUT I'LL TELL THE NEWS,
OKAY?
340
00:15:16,642 --> 00:15:18,600
I TOOK AUNT CATE'S ADVICE,
341
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,767
AND I HAVE ENROLLED AND BEEN
ACCEPTED INTO COLLEGE.
342
00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:25,058
OH, YES, AN INSTITUTION
OF HIGHER LEARNING.
343
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:28,392
OKAY, DO YOU MEAN COLLEGE
OR AN INSTITUTION?
344
00:15:28,392 --> 00:15:30,850
BECAUSE THERE'S
A BIG DIFFERENCE.
345
00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:33,683
WELL, CHECK THIS OUT,
CARROTTOP.
346
00:15:35,642 --> 00:15:39,558
THIS IS MY FIRST SYLLABUS.
IT'S A FUN WORD, ISN'T IT?
347
00:15:39,558 --> 00:15:42,600
SYLLABUS. SYLLABUS.
SYLLA-LA-LA-LA-BUS.
348
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:47,475
YOU KNOW, C.J., THAT IS GREAT.
YOU ARE GOING AWAY TO COLLEGE.
349
00:15:47,475 --> 00:15:50,308
CONGRATULATIONS.
WE ARE SO PROUD.
350
00:15:50,308 --> 00:15:52,142
SO -- SO HOW FAR AWAY?
351
00:15:52,142 --> 00:15:55,683
IT'S CALLED GEORGE ROMNEY
COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
352
00:15:55,683 --> 00:15:57,517
COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
353
00:15:57,517 --> 00:16:00,767
YEAH, I'M TAKING
INTRO TO ASTROPHYSICS
354
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:02,725
AND, UH, LEATHERWORKS.
355
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,767
GEORGE ROMNEY?
WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR?
356
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,683
IT'S NEXT TO THE GAS-N-SIP
YOU LIMP UP TO
357
00:16:10,683 --> 00:16:13,683
WHEN YOU WANT TO BUY CIGARETTES
TO BURN DOWN VANS.
358
00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,600
YEAH, IT'S DOWN
THE STREET.
359
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,433
YOU ARE GOING TO COLLEGE
DOWN THE STREET?
360
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:20,433
YEAH,
ISN'T THAT CONVENIENT?
361
00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:21,600
FOR YOU.
362
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,558
IS THIS YOUR IDEA
OF BEING INDEPENDENT?
363
00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:25,683
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE
IN MY BASEMENT
364
00:16:25,683 --> 00:16:28,850
WHILE YOU GO TO COMMUNITY
COLLEGE TILL YOU GRADUATE?
365
00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:30,892
LET'S SEE --
A 2-YEAR COLLEGE.
366
00:16:30,892 --> 00:16:34,308
THAT SHOULD TAKE YOU, WHAT,
ABOUT SIX YEARS TO COMPLETE?
367
00:16:34,308 --> 00:16:35,517
YEAH, ABOUT.
368
00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:37,558
C.J., I STOOD UP FOR YOU.
369
00:16:37,558 --> 00:16:41,100
NOW I FEEL LIKE YOU
ARE WALKING ALL OVER US.
370
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,392
AND IF YOU THINK
371
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,600
THAT YOU'RE GONNA LIVE HERE
FOREVER FOR FREE,
372
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,933
YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT
OF YOUR MIND.
373
00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:48,392
DID I FORGET TO MENTION
374
00:16:48,392 --> 00:16:50,517
THAT I'M LIVING
IN STUDENT HOUSING?
375
00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:52,933
YES.
YES, YOU DID.
376
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:56,767
AND -- AND THAT'S
TERRIFIC, C.J.
377
00:16:56,767 --> 00:17:01,142
DAD, DID YOU HEAR
ABOUT C.J.?
378
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:06,225
SO, IN CONCLUSION, OUR ENTIRE
SOCIETY IS BASED ON TRUST.
379
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,725
THEREFORE, HONESTY IS
ALWAYS THE BEST POLICY.
380
00:17:08,725 --> 00:17:11,350
NO LIE.
THANK YOU.
381
00:17:13,308 --> 00:17:16,933
VERY NICE, BRIDGET.
AND NOW WE'LL HEAR FROM LACEY.
382
00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:20,642
I OFFER ONE FINAL EXAMPLE.
383
00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:24,725
DURING WORLD WAR II,
MANY PEOPLE LIED TO THE GESTAPO
384
00:17:24,725 --> 00:17:28,392
WHEN ASKED WHETHER OR NOT
THEY WERE HIDING JEWS.
385
00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:31,225
THOSE WHO LIED
SAVED INNOCENT PEOPLE.
386
00:17:31,225 --> 00:17:33,683
WHAT BETTER EXAMPLE TO SUPPORT
MY POSITION
387
00:17:33,683 --> 00:17:36,600
THAT HONESTY IS NOT ALWAYS --
388
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,725
AS IN PERMANENT,
INFINITE, ABSOLUTE --
389
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,725
THE BEST POLICY?
390
00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:42,725
THANK YOU.
391
00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:45,725
THANK YOU, LACEY.
392
00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:48,767
AND NOW BRIDGET'S REBUTTAL.
393
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,725
OKAY, YEAH.
394
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:01,933
OKAY, WELL.
395
00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:06,058
LACEY OVER HERE HAS MADE
SOME GREAT POINTS --
396
00:18:06,058 --> 00:18:08,017
MY ESTEEMED OPPONENT.
397
00:18:08,017 --> 00:18:16,808
BUT, HOWEVER...UMMMMMMM,
THAT, UM -- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
398
00:18:16,808 --> 00:18:18,308
THAT -- OH.
399
00:18:18,308 --> 00:18:21,100
THAT -- THAT THING I SAID
ABOUT THE SOCIETY -- TRUE.
400
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,142
AND, UM --
YES, VERY TRUE.
401
00:18:24,142 --> 00:18:27,308
OH, HONESTY -- HONESTY.
THIS IS -- THIS IS HONESTY.
402
00:18:27,308 --> 00:18:29,558
THE OTHER DAY, I HAD LIPSTICK
ON MY TEETH, AND TALIA TOLD ME.
403
00:18:29,558 --> 00:18:31,433
AND EVEN THOUGH SHE DIDN'T
REALLY SAVE MY LIFE,
404
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:33,100
IF I WOULD HAVE GONE OUT
WITH LIPSTICK ON MY TEETH,
405
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,475
I WOULD HAVE TOTALLY DIED.
406
00:18:34,475 --> 00:18:36,100
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT'S A -- THANK YOU.
407
00:18:38,475 --> 00:18:41,517
LACEY, YOUR REBUTTAL.
408
00:18:42,725 --> 00:18:43,850
I'M GOOD.
409
00:18:45,308 --> 00:18:46,642
ALL RIGHT, CLASS.
410
00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:49,558
WE'LL PICK IT UP FROM HERE
TOMORROW.
411
00:18:49,558 --> 00:18:52,142
HEY, NICE JOB.
412
00:18:52,142 --> 00:18:53,017
YEAH, RIGHT.
413
00:18:53,017 --> 00:18:54,308
I TOTALLY EMBARRASSED
MYSELF.
414
00:18:54,308 --> 00:18:55,558
YOU DID NOT.
415
00:18:55,558 --> 00:18:59,183
IT'S NOT AS THOUGH YOU HAVE
LIPSTICK ON YOUR TEETH.
416
00:18:59,183 --> 00:19:01,433
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, OKAY?
I'M HUMILIATED.
417
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,767
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
418
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:03,850
GO CONGRATULATE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
419
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,558
WHAT ARE YOU SO MAD
AT ME FOR?
420
00:19:05,558 --> 00:19:07,600
I AM NOT MAD AT YOU!
421
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,600
SHE HISSED.
422
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,558
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST THINK
YOU'RE SO SMART
423
00:19:12,558 --> 00:19:13,975
WITH YOUR STRAIGHT A's,
424
00:19:13,975 --> 00:19:16,017
AND I GO TO YOUR ACADEMIC
PARTIES,
425
00:19:16,017 --> 00:19:17,975
AND I TRY
AND BE NOTICED BY YOU,
426
00:19:17,975 --> 00:19:20,267
AND IT'S LIKE,
"BUY A VOWEL, ALREADY."
427
00:19:20,267 --> 00:19:21,392
YOU'VE GOT TO BE
THE DUMBEST SMART GUY
428
00:19:21,392 --> 00:19:23,225
I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
429
00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:24,600
BUT IT JUST TURNS OUT
YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE ME.
430
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,642
IT'S FINE. WHATEVER.
431
00:19:26,642 --> 00:19:30,475
WHOA. W-WHAT?
BRIDGET, I LIKE YOU.
432
00:19:30,475 --> 00:19:33,058
I MEAN, I REALLY LIKE YOU.
433
00:19:33,058 --> 00:19:36,558
I MEAN, GOSH,
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL,
434
00:19:36,558 --> 00:19:39,808
YOU'RE SWEET,
AND YOU'RE SMART.
435
00:19:39,808 --> 00:19:42,767
YOU KNOW, AT MOST I THOUGHT
WE COULD BE FRIENDS.
436
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:45,392
BUT, I MEAN,
I NEVER WOULD HAVE DREAMED
437
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,267
THAT BRIDGET HENNESSY
COULD LIKE SOMEONE WHO --
438
00:19:51,058 --> 00:19:53,392
I'M IN MY WORLD.
YOU'RE IN YOURS.
439
00:19:56,308 --> 00:19:59,100
OKAY, YOU'RE BEING INITIATED
INTO SOME CLUB, AREN'T YOU?
440
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,142
BECAUSE, I MEAN,
THERE'S --
441
00:20:04,475 --> 00:20:07,683
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I'LL QUIT SCHOOL, GET A JOB.
442
00:20:07,683 --> 00:20:09,892
SO, WAIT.
443
00:20:09,892 --> 00:20:11,392
ALL THAT STUFF YOU WERE SAYING
AT THE PARTY
444
00:20:11,392 --> 00:20:14,433
ABOUT ASKING SOME GIRL OUT
WAS REALLY ME?
445
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:15,683
BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO
446
00:20:15,683 --> 00:20:18,100
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS
WAY, WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
447
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,642
AND UNOBTAINABLE AND STUFF.
448
00:20:19,642 --> 00:20:22,558
YOU DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO GO
OUT WITH LACEY, DID YOU?
449
00:20:22,558 --> 00:20:23,475
NO, WE WENT OUT.
450
00:20:23,475 --> 00:20:24,683
WHAT?
451
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:28,058
WELL, YOU KNOW, WE BROKE UP.
YEAH, SHE DUMPED ME.
452
00:20:28,058 --> 00:20:30,308
I MEAN, I LIKE PONIES
AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY,
453
00:20:30,308 --> 00:20:31,600
BUT SHE'S A FREAK.
454
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,558
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
455
00:20:33,558 --> 00:20:35,808
I AM YOUR REBOUND
TO PONY GIRL?
456
00:20:35,808 --> 00:20:38,433
LET'S TRY NOT TO LOOK AT IT
THAT WAY.
457
00:20:40,058 --> 00:20:41,517
HERE YOU GO, HON.
458
00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:45,350
GEE, IT'S SO QUIET
AROUND HERE WITHOUT C.J.
459
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:46,975
IT'S CALLED PEACE.
460
00:20:46,975 --> 00:20:49,350
HEY, EVERYBODY.
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
461
00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:51,183
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
462
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:54,183
OH, YEAH. I'M BACK,
AND I'M IN A GOOD MOOD.
463
00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:57,350
IN LEATHER CLASS, I GOT
AN "A" MINUS ON MY BELT.
464
00:20:57,350 --> 00:21:00,183
C.J., AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE LIVING AT SCHOOL?
465
00:21:00,183 --> 00:21:03,017
YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE
I CAN AFFORD THE MEAL PLAN.
466
00:21:03,017 --> 00:21:06,225
I'M SAVING UP FOR A NEW VAN --
A COOL ONE WITH FLAMES ON IT.
467
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,475
SO, YOU'LL BE COMING HERE
EVERY NIGHT FOR DINNER?
468
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,642
WHOA, HEY.
I CAN'T PROMISE EVERY NIGHT.
469
00:21:18,642 --> 00:21:20,267
I DO HAVE A LIFE.
470
00:21:20,267 --> 00:21:22,642
HEY, PIPPY, STOP BOGARTING
THE MAC AND CHEESE.
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