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YOU ARE WATCHING C-SPAN'S
CONTINUOUS COVERAGE
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OF THE LONGEST FILIBUSTER
IN SENATE HISTORY.
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RORY, WOULD YOU CHANGE
THE CHANNEL?
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YOU'RE CLOSER TO THE REMOTE.
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I DID IT LAST TIME.
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BESIDES,
YOU'RE IN YOUR PRIME.
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IS THAT A BUG ON THE TV?
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YEP.
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ISN'T IT BAD TO SIT THAT CLOSE
TO THE SCREEN?
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WELL, SOME PEOPLE WOULD PICK UP
THE BUG AND TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
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AND SOME PEOPLE BUILD ROCKETS
AND GO TO THE MOON.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
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YOU MISSED HIM.
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I PUT THE FEAR OF GOD
IN HIM.
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OH, HI, EVERYBODY.
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All: HI.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS.
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YOU ARE IN THE EXACT POSITIONS
YOU WERE
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WHEN I LEFT THIS MORNING.
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ACTUALLY, GRANDPA HAD HIS HAND
IN HIS PANTS,
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AND RORY HAD HIS HAND
IN HIS PANTS.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
THEY ARE IN THE SAME POSITION.
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OH, I JUST LOVE MY NEW JOB
AT THE "Y."
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THE MOST REWARDING THING THAT
COULD HAPPEN TO A LIFEGUARD
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HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.
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THIS WOMAN WAS SWIMMING
ACROSS THE POOL,
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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SHE STARTED TO GASP
AND WAVE HER ARMS AND YELL,
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"YOU LOOK EXACTLY
LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON!"
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MAYBE SHE MEANT
YOU'RE A BIG, FAKE BOOB.
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KERRY.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK WE SHOULD ALL
TAKE A CUE FROM BRIDGET.
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WE COULD JOIN THE GYM
AND GET IN SHAPE.
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WAIT, MOM,
MY FAMILY CAN'T JOIN.
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I HAVE FRIENDS THERE.
I LIKE THIS JOB.
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WHY ARE YOU TRYING
TO RUIN THIS FOR ME?
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WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE
YOU'RE EMBARRASSED BY US?
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OH, I'M NOT ACTING.
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AND THE LOCKER ROOMS
ARE OVER HERE.
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YOU'LL NEED TO BRING
YOUR OWN LOCKS.
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UH, SWEETIE --
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DON'T CALL ME SWEETIE.
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I'M MISS HENNESSY,
AND YOU ARE THE SMITHS.
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WELL, EXCUSE ME,
MISS HENNESSY.
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LOOK, BRIDGET,
I KNOW THIS EMBARRASSES YOU,
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BUT THIS IS THE CLOSEST "Y"
TO OUR HOUSE
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THAT HAS A FAMILY PLAN.
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AND WE ALSO HAVE
A JACUZZI AND SAUNA,
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BUT OLD PEOPLE
SHOULDN'T USE A SAUNA
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BECAUSE IT CAN RAISE
YOUR HEART RATE,
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AND IT GIVES EVERYONE ELSE
IN THERE THE WILLIES.
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OH, REALLY?
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THIS IS
MY GRANDDAUGHTER.
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Cate: DAD.
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LOOK, BRIDGET, I'M SORRY,
BUT I'M WORKING MORE HOURS NOW,
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AND I NEED A PLACE FOR YOU KIDS
TO HANG OUT WHEN I'M NOT HOME.
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WE HAVE THAT PLACE.
IT'S CALLED THE LIVING ROOM.
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ALL RIGHT, FAMILY,
WE ARE HERE TO GET HEALTHY.
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IS THIS A SMOKING
OR NONSMOKING GYM?
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DAD, I BROUGHT YOU HERE
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BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO BE AROUND
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
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AND THE REST OF YOU --
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THERE'S LOTS OF ACTIVITIES
TO CHOOSE FROM.
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WELL, I'M GOING TO SIT
BY THE POOL AND READ.
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DOESN'T SOUND LIKE EXERCISE
TO ME.
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FINE, I'LL READ
WITH ANKLE WEIGHTS ON.
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TRY SWIMMING THAT WAY,
TOO.
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT YOU,
SMART GUY?
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MY EYES WERE DRAWN TOWARDS
YOGA.
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YOU? YOGA?
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OH, BUT, HONEY,
THAT'S ANOTHER 15 BUCKS EXTRA.
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OKAY, I'LL JOIN A GANG.
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WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS?
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WHAT HAPPENED TO MEDICINE BALLS
AND PUNCHING BAGS?
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ACTUALLY, I THINK
THEY KEEP THEM DOWN THE HALL
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IN THE ROOM
WITH THE STEGOSAURUS.
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I'LL SEE YOU AFTER CLASS.
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WHAT DID I DO?
WHAT DID I DO?
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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WELL, I'M HAVING A LITTLE
TROUBLE TURNING THIS ON.
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IT'S, UH...
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NOT QUITE LIKE THE ONE WE GOT
AT THE OLYMPIC TRAINING CENTER.
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THEY'RE PRETTY CONFUSING.
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MM-HMM.
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PRESS "START."
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AND NOW JUST PUT IN
YOUR AGE AND YOUR WEIGHT.
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NO PEEKIES.
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IS THAT TOO MUCH FOR YOU?
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IT WAS TOO MUCH
WHEN I SAT DOWN ON IT.
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MY NAME'S HOLLY,
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AND I'M AT THE FRONT DESK
IF YOU NEED ME.
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THANK YOU, HOLLY.
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I'M GOING TO FEEL THAT
TOMORROW.
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BRIDGET! WATCH ME!
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HEY! CUT IT OUT!
BRIDGET!
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AREN'T YOU GOING TO DO
SOMETHING?
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YES, YES. I'M SORRY.
ONE SECOND.
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OKAY, ALL THE BLOND GIRLS
OUT OF THE POOL.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT CHLORINE DOES
TO HAIR LIKE OURS?
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IT TURNS IT GREEN.
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YEAH,
THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.
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HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?
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OH, GOSH,
I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
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IT'S GONNA HAPPEN A LOT
TO HER.
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HI, HOW ARE YOU?
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EXCUSE ME, LADIES.
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HOWDY.
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NICE MAT -- BLUE.
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OH, YOU'RE GOOD.
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OKAY, CLASS,
LET'S GET SOME OF THE KINKS OUT
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AND START WITH
THE SUN SALUTATION.
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AND UP.
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AND SWAN DIVE OVER.
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AND NOW LET'S MOVE INTO
THE DOWNWARD-FACING DOG.
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AND LET'S DROP INTO "COBRA."
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AND RELEASE.
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AND COBRA.
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AND RELEASE.
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AND COBRA.
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AND RELEASE.
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NOW LET'S MOVE BACK INTO
DOWNWARD-FACING DOG.
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AND LET'S GO INTO
PROUD WARRIOR.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE
WITH YOUR PROUD WARRIOR?
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PLEASE GO AWAY.
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HEY.
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HOW ARE
THE RED WINGS DOING?
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TWO POINTS OUT OF FIRST.
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HOW ARE THE PISTONS DOING?
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THEY WON THREE IN A ROW.
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HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
THAT BIG TRADE --
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FELLOWS, I'M TRYING
TO WORK OUT HERE.
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WORKING UP A SWEAT,
JIM?
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OH, YEAH.
NO PAIN, NO GAIN.
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THAT HOLLY'S A KNOCKOUT,
HUH?
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I SUPPOSE.
I HADN'T REALLY NOTICED.
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HERE SHE COMES.
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GOTCHA.
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AH, THAT'S QUALITY
WORKOUT HUMOR.
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HEY, I'M JOE --
BAD BACK, ULCER.
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DAVE -- SLIPPED DISK,
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.
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JIM --
YOU NAME IT, I GOT IT.
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BRIDGET, THEY'RE COPYING
YOUR EVERY MOVE.
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THEY'RE, LIKE,
YOUR MINI-ME's.
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I KNOW.
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I THOUGHT SHAPING EYEBROWS
WAS FUN.
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SHAPING MINDS
IS SO MUCH COOLER.
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YES, YOUR WORK WITH PRIVILEGED
BLOND CHILDREN
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IS TRULY INSPIRING.
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THANK YOU.
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GIRLS,
THIS IS MY SISTER, KERRY.
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BUT SHE'S GOT RED HAIR.
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DO YOU GUYS, LIKE,
HAVE THE SAME PARENTS?
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BECAUSE OUR DAD HAS A NEW WIFE,
AND THEY HAVE A BABY...
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AND IT'S CHINESE.
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IS IT LIKE THAT?
IS IT LIKE THAT?
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YES.
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COME ON.
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HIPS, ABS, AND THIGHS
IS STARTING.
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YOU HAVE TO GET UP.
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YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
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AND THERE I WAS IN KOREA,
DRIVING TED WILLIAMS,
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"THE SPLENDID SPLINTER,"
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DOWN TO SEOUL
FOR A LITTLE R AND R.
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HEY, JIM,
HOW'S THE WORKOUT GOING?
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OH, GREAT.
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I'VE FIGURED EXACTLY
HOW MUCH WEIGHT I CAN LIFT
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BEFORE MY BACK GOES OUT.
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SHE WANTS YOU.
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NO, SHE DOESN'T.
SHE'S NICE TO EVERYBODY.
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OF COURSE,
I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT.
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HEY, CLASS IS ENDING.
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OH-HO, AEROBICS CLASS.
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CHECK OUT THE HOT BLOND.
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OH, COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S SHOW A LITTLE CLASS HERE.
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OH, I THINK
THAT'S THE NEW LIFEGUARD.
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HEY,
I WOULDN'T MIND GETTING
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A LITTLE CPR ACTION
FROM HER, HUH?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
YOU PUNCHED A GUY.
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RIGHT IN THE FACE.
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DAD, I DON'T APPROVE.
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I WAS DEFENDING
YOUR DAUGHTER'S HONOR...
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AGAINST A MAN HALF MY AGE.
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HIS MISTAKE
WAS NOT STAYING DOWN.
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TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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I'M JUST SO EMBARRASSED.
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EVERYONE AT WORK
IS TALKING ABOUT ME.
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MY BOSS YELLED AT ME.
YOU RUINED MY DREAM JOB.
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GOD, AND NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS
YOU'RE RELATED TO THE SMITHS.
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UH, BRIDGET, LOOK,
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THAT ENVIRONMENT IS NO PLACE
FOR A YOUNG GIRL TO BE WORKING.
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OH, I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
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OLD MEN FIGHT THERE.
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OOH.
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FIRST RULE
OF OLD-MEN FIGHT CLUB --
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WE DON'T TALK ABOUT
OLD-MEN FIGHT CLUB.
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BRIDGET, YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK
TO THAT JOB.
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YOU'RE NOT MY PARENT!
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YOU'RE MY GRANDPARENT.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME MONEY
AND PRESENTS AND BE CUTE.
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CUTE? CUTE?
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DO YOU KNOW
WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?
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I WAS --
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DROVE TED WILLIAMS!
I KNOW!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT...
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WELL, I DID!
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ALL RIGHT!
THAT IS ENOUGH!
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GRANDPA'S BEING
COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE.
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I FINALLY GOT MY DREAM JOB,
A JOB WHERE I GET PAID
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TO WEAR A SWIMSUIT
AND SIT ON A THRONE.
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AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO KEEP
PEOPLE FROM DROWNING?
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THAT'S JUST SUCH A SMALL PART
OF WHAT I DO.
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I'M NOT QUITTING
'CAUSE GRANDPA SAID SO.
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DID YOU HEAR
HOW SHE TALKED TO ME?
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I KNOW.
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SHE WAS RUDE.
BUT SHE'S RIGHT.
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BRIDGET CAN TAKE CARE OF
HERSELF.
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SHE'S KEEPING THE JOB.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
JUST SPOIL HER.
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YOU KNOW, I'M THE PARENT,
AND YOU ARE THE GRANDPARENT.
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OH, YEAH, I FORGOT.
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MY JOB IS TO BE CUTE.
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LOOK, IT'S JUST THAT BEING
A PARENT OUTRANKS YOU.
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IT'S KIND OF LIKE
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I'M THE PRIME MINISTER
OF ENGLAND,
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AND YOU'RE THE QUEEN.
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WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
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DAD, STAY AWAY FROM BRIDGET.
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WELL, NOW,
WHAT ON EARTH MAKES YOU THINK
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I'D INTERFERE WITH HER LIFE?
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ALL RIGHT, JUST DON'T GO LOOKING
FOR TROUBLE.
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I DON'T.
TROUBLE FINDS ME.
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00:11:22,075 --> 00:11:23,117
OH!
234
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,992
YOU SEE?
235
00:11:24,992 --> 00:11:27,742
LOOK, YOU JUST HURT YOURSELF
TALKING.
236
00:11:27,742 --> 00:11:29,450
NOW, DON'T START ANYTHING.
237
00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:38,867
GOD, IT'S LIKE SOME BAD
SCIENCE-FICTION MOVIE.
238
00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,408
I BET SHE'S PUT PODS
IN THE POOL.
239
00:11:41,408 --> 00:11:42,867
SOON THEY'LL HATCH,
240
00:11:42,867 --> 00:11:46,658
AND WE'LL BE INVADED BY AN ARMY
OF TINY MUTANT BRIDGELETS.
241
00:11:46,658 --> 00:11:50,825
I HATE GIRLS LIKE THAT.
THEY'RE SO SUPERFICIAL.
242
00:11:53,825 --> 00:11:57,033
HI, I'M KERRY.
243
00:11:57,033 --> 00:12:00,117
HI. I'M VIC.
244
00:12:00,117 --> 00:12:01,575
I'M BRIDGET.
245
00:12:01,575 --> 00:12:04,367
DAD.
246
00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:06,075
YOU HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL SMILE.
247
00:12:06,075 --> 00:12:09,867
LISTEN, UH, DO YOU EVER GIVE
PRIVATE SWIM LESSONS?
248
00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:11,283
OH, NO, NO, NO,
249
00:12:11,283 --> 00:12:13,908
BUT THERE IS A SWIMMING CLASS
ON THURSDAY AFTERNOONS
250
00:12:13,908 --> 00:12:15,492
THAT IS PERFECT
FOR YOUR AGE GROUP.
251
00:12:15,492 --> 00:12:16,617
WE CALL IT COCOON.
252
00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:22,450
ACTUALLY, I WAS HOPING
FOR A LITTLE MORE ONE-ON-ONE.
253
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,533
HMM? KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
254
00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:27,033
DO I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN, VIC?
255
00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:30,158
BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING
SO SUBTLE, VIC.
256
00:12:30,158 --> 00:12:31,950
YOU KNOW WHAT, VIC?
257
00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:34,825
THEY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
GIRLS, COME HERE.
258
00:12:34,825 --> 00:12:36,367
WHAT DO WE SAY
TO THE NICE MAN
259
00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:37,992
THAT'S HITTING
ON YOUR LIFEGUARD?
260
00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:42,033
YEAH, RIGHT, VIC.
261
00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:43,700
HEY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,
HUH?
262
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:44,867
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.
263
00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:46,075
YOU'RE THE ONE
HITTING ON ME,
264
00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:47,867
TRYING TO BE ALL
MICHAEL DOUGLAS.
265
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,825
OKAY, OKAY. SORRY.
266
00:12:49,825 --> 00:12:51,992
MICHAEL DOUGLAS.
267
00:12:51,992 --> 00:12:55,200
MICHAEL DOUGLAS --
ALL RIGHT. HEH, HEH.
268
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,367
SOME GRANDDAUGHTER
YOU GOT THERE, HUH?
269
00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:01,908
YEAH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.
270
00:13:01,908 --> 00:13:02,867
DAMN IT.
271
00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:05,450
YOU SOUND DISAPPOINTED.
272
00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:06,617
NO, NO.
273
00:13:06,617 --> 00:13:09,325
NO, IT'S JUST THAT
I KIND OF LIKED IT
274
00:13:09,325 --> 00:13:11,867
WHEN I THOUGHT SHE NEEDED ME.
275
00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:14,908
SO IS THAT
WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT?
276
00:13:14,908 --> 00:13:19,867
WELL, I DID KIND OF LIKE
PUNCHING THAT GUY IN THE FACE.
277
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:23,200
DAD, BRIDGET CAN
TAKE CARE OF HERSELF
278
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,033
BECAUSE I TAUGHT HER,
279
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:28,992
AND I COULD TEACH HER
BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT ME.
280
00:13:28,992 --> 00:13:31,408
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
281
00:13:31,408 --> 00:13:32,867
YOU'RE MY ROCK, DAD.
282
00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:35,575
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO
WITHOUT YOU.
283
00:13:35,575 --> 00:13:38,200
I KNOW I COULDN'T HAVE
MADE IT THIS FAR.
284
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,492
AND LIKE I SAID,
285
00:13:39,492 --> 00:13:42,450
I WANT YOU TO BE AROUND
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
286
00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:44,992
SO, GO JUMP ON ONE OF THOSE
EXERCISE BIKES
287
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,158
AND PEDAL
LIKE HOLLY'S WATCHING.
288
00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:04,658
EXCUSE ME.
289
00:14:04,658 --> 00:14:08,700
COULD I HAVE A WORD
WITH YOU, BUSTER?
290
00:14:23,158 --> 00:14:25,783
GRAMPS, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
291
00:14:25,783 --> 00:14:28,075
SURE, RORY.
292
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,700
IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING.
293
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:32,575
IT'S SOMETHING I WOULD HAVE
TALKED TO MY DAD ABOUT.
294
00:14:32,575 --> 00:14:33,700
COME TO THINK OF IT,
295
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,575
I WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD HIM,
EITHER.
296
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,825
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
COME BACK HERE.
297
00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:38,825
COME ON, COME ON.
298
00:14:38,825 --> 00:14:42,950
OKAY, WHAT'S UP?
299
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,117
WELL...
300
00:14:49,575 --> 00:14:52,492
I'VE GOT THIS...
301
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:55,200
FRIEND...
302
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:58,367
WHO KEEPS SHOWING UP
WHEN HE'S...
303
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,533
NOT WANTED.
304
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,117
ASK HIM TO LEAVE.
305
00:15:03,117 --> 00:15:05,117
I CAN'T.
306
00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:05,950
WHY NOT?
307
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:10,408
HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY EARS.
308
00:15:15,325 --> 00:15:17,117
I MEAN, HE SHOWS UP
ALL THE TIME.
309
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,992
HE'S THERE IN THE MORNING.
HE'S THERE IN THE SHOWER.
310
00:15:19,992 --> 00:15:21,908
I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND
WHY HE'S THERE
311
00:15:21,908 --> 00:15:23,367
WHEN MISSY KLEINFELD WALKS BY.
312
00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:26,908
BUT HUNTER AND I
WERE HAVING CHEESEBURGERS,
313
00:15:26,908 --> 00:15:28,617
AND HE WAS THERE, TOO.
314
00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:29,867
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
315
00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:31,992
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
316
00:15:31,992 --> 00:15:34,908
MY FRIEND
WAS ALWAYS SHOWING UP, TOO.
317
00:15:34,908 --> 00:15:36,992
WE WERE LIKE
HOPE AND CROSBY.
318
00:15:36,992 --> 00:15:38,200
WHO?
319
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,117
YOU DO REALIZE
I'M TALKING ABOUT MY --
320
00:15:40,117 --> 00:15:41,283
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
321
00:15:41,283 --> 00:15:43,992
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
THE SAME THING, SON.
322
00:15:43,992 --> 00:15:47,200
NOW, WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH
IS PERFECTLY NORMAL.
323
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,700
HOW CAN THIS BE NORMAL?
I CAN BARELY WALK!
324
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,533
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
CALM DOWN.
325
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:58,075
YOU SEE, IT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WITH A BOY YOUR AGE.
326
00:15:58,075 --> 00:16:00,450
WELL, IN TIME IT WILL PASS.
327
00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:01,992
IT'S A PHASE.
328
00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:07,408
EVENTUALLY YOU GET MARRIED,
AND THEY GO AWAY COMPLETELY.
329
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:12,450
SO IT'S NORMAL.
330
00:16:12,450 --> 00:16:13,533
YEAH.
331
00:16:13,533 --> 00:16:16,117
THAT'S GOOD. THANKS.
332
00:16:18,075 --> 00:16:21,617
SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
IN THE MEANTIME?
333
00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:26,242
WELL, TRY TO AVOID
ANY SITUATIONS
334
00:16:26,242 --> 00:16:30,158
WHERE YOUR FRIEND, YOU KNOW,
WOULD WANT TO...
335
00:16:30,158 --> 00:16:33,200
TA-DA!
336
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,450
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
337
00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:36,283
I'M ALWAYS TELLING YOU
TO STAND UP STRAIGHT,
338
00:16:36,283 --> 00:16:37,450
DON'T HUNCH OVER,
339
00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:38,742
TAKE YOUR HANDS
OUT OF YOUR POCKETS?
340
00:16:38,742 --> 00:16:40,158
YEAH.
341
00:16:40,158 --> 00:16:43,075
YEAH, WELL, HUNCH OVER
AND PUT THEM BACK IN.
342
00:16:47,992 --> 00:16:50,283
SEE, CLEOPATRA HAD DARK HAIR,
343
00:16:50,283 --> 00:16:53,825
AND AUDREY HEPBURN
AND JACKIE KENNEDY ONASSIS.
344
00:16:53,825 --> 00:16:56,783
WOW, I NEVER KNEW SO MANY
FAMOUS WOMAN HAD BROWN HAIR.
345
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,992
SEE, IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT COLOR YOUR HAIR IS.
346
00:16:59,992 --> 00:17:01,825
WHAT'S UNFORGETTABLE IS YOU.
347
00:17:01,825 --> 00:17:03,367
HI, BRIDGET.
348
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:06,658
I'M SORRY.
DO I KNOW YOU?
349
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,325
SHE'S IN YOUR SWIM CLASS.
350
00:17:09,325 --> 00:17:13,325
I HAVE A BROWN-HAIRED GIRL
IN MY SWIM CLASS?
351
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:14,617
DON'T WORRY, SARA.
352
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,075
THAT HAS MORE TO DO WITH
HER HAIR COLOR
353
00:17:17,075 --> 00:17:18,450
THAN IT DOES YOURS.
354
00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:20,533
HI, GIRLS.
355
00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:22,033
UM, KERRY, SARA,
356
00:17:22,033 --> 00:17:24,908
I NEED TO TALK TO BRIDGET
FOR A SECOND.
357
00:17:24,908 --> 00:17:27,367
YEAH, I GET BORED AFTER THAT,
TOO.
358
00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:29,158
LET'S GO.
359
00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:32,200
BYE, HONEY.
360
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,950
NOTHING!
361
00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:35,242
SEE? NOTHING!
362
00:17:35,242 --> 00:17:36,200
OH, I'M SO PROUD.
363
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,992
YOU KNOW, WE COULD PUT THAT
ON THE FRIDGE
364
00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:40,658
NEXT TO KERRY'S REPORT CARD.
365
00:17:42,075 --> 00:17:44,158
SO, HONEY,
HOW WAS WORK TODAY?
366
00:17:44,158 --> 00:17:45,242
IT WAS GREAT,
367
00:17:45,242 --> 00:17:48,200
SO MUCH BETTER SINCE GRANDPA
DIDN'T BEAT ANYBODY UP.
368
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,533
YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOING TO REALLY
HAVE TO EASE UP ON HIM
369
00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:52,658
A LITTLE.
370
00:17:52,658 --> 00:17:55,783
LOOK, LET'S JUST SAY
SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO HURT
371
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:59,117
ONE OF THOSE LITTLE GIRLS
THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND.
372
00:17:59,117 --> 00:18:02,033
ANYONE WHO COMES NEAR
ONE OF MY LITTLE CHICKLETS
373
00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:03,367
WOULD BE SO PAST TENSE.
374
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:06,408
WELL, THAT'S HOW YOUR
GRANDFATHER FEELS ABOUT YOU.
375
00:18:06,408 --> 00:18:09,075
HE REALLY THOUGHT
HE WAS PROTECTING YOU.
376
00:18:09,075 --> 00:18:11,533
HONEY...
377
00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:14,075
EVERYONE WANTS TO FEEL
NEEDED.
378
00:18:14,075 --> 00:18:15,492
DON'T SHUT HIM OUT.
379
00:18:15,492 --> 00:18:17,408
HE'S ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS.
380
00:18:17,408 --> 00:18:18,742
YEAH, I KNOW.
381
00:18:18,742 --> 00:18:21,325
MOM, ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO
PUT THIS ON THE FRIDGE,
382
00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:24,158
OR ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT
TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD?
383
00:18:26,325 --> 00:18:29,908
OKAY, LET'S STRETCH
TO THE RIGHT.
384
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:32,992
AND A BIG STRETCH TO THE LEFT.
385
00:18:35,492 --> 00:18:39,075
I THINK YOU'RE SMART
STARTING YOGA SO YOUNG.
386
00:18:39,075 --> 00:18:41,325
I'M HERE
FOR MY OSTEOPOROSIS.
387
00:18:41,325 --> 00:18:42,617
WHAT'S THAT?
388
00:18:42,617 --> 00:18:44,700
BONE LOSS.
389
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:47,533
YEAH, THAT'S WHY
I'M HERE, TOO.
390
00:18:48,908 --> 00:18:50,742
YOU'RE ADORABLE.
391
00:18:50,742 --> 00:18:53,283
IF ONLY I WERE YOUNGER.
392
00:18:53,283 --> 00:18:54,408
THANK YOU.
393
00:18:54,408 --> 00:18:58,492
OH,
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
394
00:19:11,158 --> 00:19:13,575
YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE.
395
00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:17,117
HEY, GRAMPS.
396
00:19:17,117 --> 00:19:18,408
HI, BRIDG.
397
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,533
GRANDPA...
398
00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:22,867
I NEED YOU.
399
00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:24,783
YOU NEED ME?
400
00:19:24,783 --> 00:19:26,575
YEAH, DON'T THROW A PARADE
OR ANYTHING,
401
00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:28,325
BUT I WAS GOING TO GO
TO THE MALL,
402
00:19:28,325 --> 00:19:30,575
BUT THAT CAR IS MAKING
A "CHUGGA-CHUGGA-PING" SOUND.
403
00:19:30,575 --> 00:19:33,450
MAYBE IT'S THE OIL.
DID YOU CHECK THE OIL?
404
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:34,492
OH, GRANDPA,
THERE'S PLENTY OF OIL.
405
00:19:34,492 --> 00:19:36,242
THE RED LIGHT THAT SAYS "OIL"
IS ON ALL THE TIME.
406
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,158
THE RED LIGHT IS ON?
407
00:19:38,158 --> 00:19:41,325
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
HOLY COW.
408
00:19:41,325 --> 00:19:44,367
DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING
AROUND HERE?
409
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:45,742
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
410
00:19:45,742 --> 00:19:48,742
BRIDGET...
411
00:19:48,742 --> 00:19:50,825
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THE CAR.
412
00:19:50,825 --> 00:19:52,283
I CHANGED THE OIL YESTERDAY.
413
00:19:52,283 --> 00:19:54,658
YOU JUST SENT HIM OUT THERE
FOR NOTHING.
414
00:19:54,658 --> 00:19:55,658
NOTHING?
415
00:19:55,658 --> 00:19:56,908
ACTUALLY,
I DRAINED THE OIL,
416
00:19:56,908 --> 00:19:58,617
AND THEN DROVE AROUND
UNTIL THAT RED LIGHT CAME ON,
417
00:19:58,617 --> 00:20:00,658
AND IT STARTED MAKING THAT
"CHUGGA-CHUGGA-PING" SOUND,
418
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,075
SO I SENT GRANDPA OUT THERE
TO MAKE HIM FEEL NEEDED.
419
00:20:03,075 --> 00:20:04,242
YOU ARE WELCOME.
420
00:20:06,075 --> 00:20:08,283
W-WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT A MINUTE.
421
00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:10,117
BUT YOU DID WHAT TO MY CAR?
422
00:20:13,408 --> 00:20:16,283
Jim:
OH, THERE GOES A TOENAIL!
423
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,575
WELL, I GUESS I COULD --
424
00:20:17,575 --> 00:20:19,783
WHAT THE HELL DID I DO
WITH MY OTHER SHOE?
425
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:23,242
HEY, AUNT CATE,
IT'S YOUR NEPHEW C.J.
426
00:20:23,242 --> 00:20:25,575
HI.
UH, SORRY I MISSED YOU.
427
00:20:25,575 --> 00:20:27,325
LISTEN, GOOD NEWS.
428
00:20:27,325 --> 00:20:29,658
LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO BE
HEADING OUT YOUR WAY SOON.
429
00:20:29,658 --> 00:20:35,492
YEAH, IN ABOUT, UH...
OH, ONE TO SIX DAYS.
430
00:20:35,492 --> 00:20:37,742
SO I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.
431
00:20:37,742 --> 00:20:39,367
OKAY, BYE.
432
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:42,658
OH, I SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER
ABOUT MY VAN.
433
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,783
HEY, BROTHER,
GOT ANY CHANGE FOR THE PHONE?
434
00:20:45,783 --> 00:20:48,325
COME ON, I SAW THAT DUDE
GIVE YOU A QUARTER.
435
00:20:48,325 --> 00:20:49,492
DON'T BE TIGHT!
436
00:20:49,492 --> 00:20:52,742
PAY IT FORWARD!
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