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Jason and I
just aren't happening.
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Maybe we're too much alike.
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My romantic ideal guy is
a rugged, spiritual adventurer
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who's intense and stoic,
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- but also really, really funny.
- Hmm.
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Shoulder-length hair,
piercing eyes,
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Italian accent, rides a Vespa.
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Answers to the name Furio.
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Eww.
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey, I'm just
thinking about my ideal guy.
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I thought that was Dad.
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Sometimes I call him Daddy.
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Uh... Anyway, honey, I spent
a long time waiting for my
perfect guy,
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until one day my mom told me
if I'd let go of the fantasy,
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someone real could come in
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and, in time, become
the man of my dreams.
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Cate,
I can't find my socks.
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And it happened.
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Mom, do you think I'll ever
have another boyfriend?
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Oh, honey, you just don't know
how beautiful you are, do you?
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- Stop it.
- Never.
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I'm gonna
go get ready for work.
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- Did you find them?
- Sock drawer.
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Incredible.
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Hey, Care Bear.
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What were you and your mother
talking about?
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- Nothing.
- You OK? Your face is puffy.
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- Dad!
- Not bad puffy.
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Oh, right,
you mean the good puffy.
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- Look, Jason and I broke up.
- You broke up?
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Yeah, but I talked it out
with Mom, and I'm OK, OK?
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Sure. OK.
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You know, if you need another
perspective on this, I'm here.
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Your choice.
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Not prying. Did he dump you?
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No, it was mutual.
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Mutual? Get ready for a slew
of phone calls
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from him trying
to get back together.
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He hasn't called.
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Give him a day. If you meant
anything at all to him, he'll
come begging.
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We broke up last week!
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Um... Hey...
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You talked to Dad?
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What were you thinking?
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Paul!
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She just needed a good cry.
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Don't sneak up
on people! What are you doing?
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- I'm loving you,
if you don't mind.
- Sorry, working.
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Me too.
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Hey, you know what I was
daydreaming about?
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Huh?
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Our dream vacation
we always talked about.
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You, me, Italy.
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Alone, just you and me.
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Or...
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...we rent a 40-foot RV,
load up the kids
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and visit all 30 of the
Major League Baseball parks.
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- Yeah!
- Hey!
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- Daddy, is this a good time?
- No, not really.
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I know you told me I couldn't go
out because my grades were
slipping.
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Danielle's having this major
party. I have to go. Jenna
will be there.
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She's moving in on my friends,
copying me. Now she's after
Danielle,
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my fifth-best friend
since, like, forever.
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Bridge, you might want
to sit down for this.
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- OK.
- Um... No.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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Wait a minute.
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Is that little Christina?
I haven't seen you...
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...since you and Kerry
were in the fifth grade.
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Hi.
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I haven't been over here
since your tenth birthday party
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with the Spice Girl
impersonators.
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It was fun.
What was wrong with it?
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They were Spice Girl
impersonators.
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Five middle-aged women with
wigs... who'd been drinking.
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- Yeah, it was
a lame party, Dad.
- You said she'd like it.
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- Yeah.
- You...
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Listen, I have to go to that
party if Jenna's gonna be there.
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'Cause if she makes her move,
it's gonna be tonight.
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- Let's go upstairs.
- Wait. Please. I'm riveted.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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Oh, I just
can't stand the mess anymore.
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I found pop bottles,
candy wrappers,
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and under your bed,
books, clothes, and a tire.
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- That's gonna
be part of my first car.
- Uh-huh.
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Honey, we need to talk.
You're on a tear. What's
with the cleaning frenzy?
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The kids keep this house
so messy.
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It just makes me Furio...
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Furious.
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- I'll give you some privacy.
- What's in the box?
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- Nothing!
- Nothing? What's... Cate!
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Paul, it's just his secret box.
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I'm giving him
his small measure of privacy.
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That's the difference
between you and me.
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I want to know what's
going on in our kids' lives.
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I bet you don't know
who Kerry is with right now.
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- Christina.
- Christi...
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- You don't know what room
she's in?
- Basement.
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- Why'd you even come up here?
- Do you even remember
Christina?
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Oh, yeah. She was one
of the friends Kerry cut loose
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after your
Spice Girls disaster.
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It wasn't that bad.
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Hey, I'm the one who had
to take their keys
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and drive them home
in the Spicemobile.
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And that Baby Spice?
Mean drunk.
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Since then Christina has grown
into a walking cloud of gloom.
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I remember her as just such
a happy little girl on the
playground, smoking.
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I'm just afraid that since
her breakup with Jason
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Kerry will move to the dark
side... Or, well, further
toward the dark side.
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OK, Paul, sit down.
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You are my husband,
and I say this with love...
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Do not get involved!
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I've decided
to let you go to the party...
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- Daddy!
- ...but I drop you off
and pick you up.
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- Around the corner,
without talk radio.
- I'll be there at midnight.
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- Ish.
- You have to take your sister.
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- Never gonna happen.
- Deal breaker.
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- That's blackmail.
- It's bartering.
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I do something,
you do something for me.
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I don't wanna go
with my sister.
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They'll call me "girl that goes
to parties with little sister."
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Could call you "girl who
stays home Saturday night
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while Jenna and Danielle
became fourth-best friends."
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Didn't want
to have to say that.
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Why do you want Kerry
to go to Danielle's party?
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I want her
to expand her horizons.
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There'll be a wider range
of kids there than the one
she's zeroed in on.
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So my friends would be
a good influence on her?
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No! Well, yeah, kind of.
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It's like when a prisoner
has a matching kidney.
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OK, bartering. I could use $40
for a new top for tonight.
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- Forty dollars?
I'm not paying you.
- OK, fine.
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What about 20?
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Bridget!
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Jenna!
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OK, remind me,
why am I here?
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Well, you're hurting
and you're my baby sister.
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I want you
to know I'm here for you.
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- Danielle! Hi!
- Bridget!
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Oh, wow, who are they?
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My brother
and his friends from college.
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College boys? They look like
they do in the magazines.
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Excuse me, but isn't that Kyle,
your boyfriend, over there?
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See? You do know somebody.
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OK, for the next five minutes
I'm in college.
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Hey, Kerry.
What are you doing here?
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I'm with Bridget.
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Yeah, me too.
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- Why do you put up with her?
- Same reason you do.
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Well, I put up with her
'cause she's my sister.
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Right. Has nothing to do
with how hot she is.
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So, you read
any good books lately?
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Rule of the Bone
by Russell Banks.
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- Really?
- I know! I get that a lot.
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- Hi, Kyle.
- Hey, Jenna.
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You know, Kyle, I admire you.
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The fact that you can stay
with a stuck-up princess
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who totally waxes her upper lip
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and isn't happy unless
she's the center of attention...
Bridget.
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Jenna, her sister.
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Oh... I'm totally sorry.
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No, please, go on.
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Who's superficial,
self-centered, narcissistic,
full of herself,
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like, "Hi, I'm God's gift
to the entire planet..."
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...fashion disaster,
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thinks she's cutting edge
'cause she knows who Moby is...
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Bridget!
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Oh, my God,
I can't stand this party.
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It's not so bad. See?
Bridget's having a good time.
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- You want to go dance?
- Yeah.
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- You're a good dancer.
- Yeah, you too, for the '80s.
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Hey!
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It's funny, I've known you all
this time and don't really know
you.
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Yeah. I never knew
you liked to read.
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I never knew you could read.
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Hey, you know, thanks
for keeping me company.
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Ah, no problem.
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- Oh, man!
- That did not happen.
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Didn't happen!
I'm sorry, sorry.
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- Did you think Bridget saw?
- Oh, my God!
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No, I think we're good.
How did that happen?
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I don't know. Let's see.
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We were talking, then you hugged
me, your hair smelled good,
then...
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- Kyle!
- That did not happen!
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Yo, Mr. Hennessy.
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Oh, God, Anthony,
you were invited?
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Invited?
Yo, this my crib, dawg.
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Danielle be my sib-lang.
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Look at you, all bundled up
like some kind of pig in a
blanket,
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making me all hungry
and whatnot. Shoot.
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Where's Bridget and Kerry?
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Oh, Boo One, Boo Two,
they be around here somewheres
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shakin' they
barump-a-bump-bumps.
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Mom? You promised
you'd stay upstairs.
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Dad, you can't be here, inside.
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I know, it ain't cool.
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I be out in my rig for over 20
minutes just a-honkin' and a
honk-a-lackin'.
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And I will continue
talking this way...
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OK, Dad, we got it!
Jeez, we're leaving. Relax.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Mom, do we have to?
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I don't want
to hear any complaining.
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The least you girls can do
is put away your own laundry.
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What's her problem?
What's your problem?
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Do you think I'm blind?
I saw you with...
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- Oh, my God!
- Jenna.
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How can you be friends
with her?
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Friends with Jenna...
Yes, I am.
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I am friends with her.
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Excuse me, this is my shirt.
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No, it is my shirt.
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- You ripped my shirt!
- You ripped my shirt!
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Done. Finally.
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Hey, honey, I was thinking, um,
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why don't we have a nice dinner
tonight and... turn in early?
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Good idea. I'm beat.
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- Hair, hair, hair!
- OK, sorry, I'm sorry.
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Get off of me!
You shouldn't be sitting on me!
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- You should thank me!
- For what?
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- For taking you to the party!
- Abandoning me at the party.
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If you didn't want me there
you shouldn't have invited me.
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The only reason you were was
because Dad paid me to take you.
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What?
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Oh, words, words,
come back, words.
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Kerry, I am so,
so sorry.
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- He paid you?
- Oh, God,
I am such a bad person.
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I told you something you weren't
supposed to hear and it hurt
you.
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- Tell me something
that will hurt me.
- I can't.
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I'm not letting you
go until we're even.
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- OK.
- OK.
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Your eyebrows don't match.
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OK, we're even.
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Cate, aren't you even curious
about what's inside Rory's box?
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Of course I am. But I'm choosing
to take a high road here
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and respect the personal
boundaries of our children.
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I respect our children's
personal boundaries.
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I can't believe you paid Bridget
to take me to that stupid party!
238
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You did what?
239
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:06,017
Don't listen to her.
She's talking in riddles.
240
00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:08,725
You know, Paul, when I said
"do not get involved,"
241
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it meant don't do,
you know, this.
242
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- I'm going to Christina's.
- Don't go to...
243
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Paul, Paul!
244
00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:17,683
Now look, I've been married
to you for 20 years
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and I am fond of you.
246
00:14:21,850 --> 00:14:24,892
But I have to ask,
are you insane?
247
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If loving my children is wrong,
I don't want to be right.
248
00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:32,558
No, no, no. You're not gonna
Motown your way out of it this
time.
249
00:14:32,558 --> 00:14:33,850
Uh-uh.
250
00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:37,100
When are you gonna get it?
You cannot fix everything.
251
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,933
I'm a man. Men fix things.
252
00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:41,558
We can't help ourselves.
253
00:14:41,558 --> 00:14:43,850
When the sink backs up
what do I do?
254
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,850
You call a man to fix it.
255
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,850
That's right, Cate, a man.
256
00:14:57,767 --> 00:15:02,017
Do you want to watch TV
or listen to music or something?
257
00:15:02,017 --> 00:15:04,850
- No.
- You're no fun.
258
00:15:04,850 --> 00:15:07,892
- Sorry.
- No, I like it.
259
00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:12,433
Christina,
Kerry's father is here.
260
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:13,975
Oh, my God.
261
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:16,767
Hi, Kerry.
262
00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,850
Hi, Christina.
263
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Nice room.
264
00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:29,850
Kerry, I'm just gonna,
you know, go upstairs,
265
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,850
so I don't have
to be uncomfortable.
266
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,850
More uncomfortable.
267
00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:42,933
Kerry, honey, I'm sorry.
268
00:15:42,933 --> 00:15:47,767
I just wanted you to recover
from the Jason thing a little
too fast,
269
00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:52,100
- so I got Bridget
to help out a little.
- I'm doing fine, thank you.
270
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,683
No, no. I'm...
271
00:15:53,683 --> 00:15:57,017
...actually not sure you are.
272
00:15:57,017 --> 00:16:01,558
For your information,
Christina's got, like,
a four-point-million GPA,
273
00:16:01,558 --> 00:16:04,267
and can get early admission
to any Ivy League school.
274
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,850
- How early?
- Dad!
275
00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:08,517
Sorry.
276
00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:11,350
I don't care
how smart Christina is.
277
00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:14,892
You and she are too young to
have such a negative worldview.
278
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:19,100
- Why can't you love me
for who I am?
- I do, honey.
279
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:22,183
- I don't know who that is.
- Yeah?
280
00:16:24,975 --> 00:16:26,725
Well, me neither.
281
00:16:26,725 --> 00:16:27,892
Bear.
282
00:16:29,058 --> 00:16:30,850
No, no, you're right.
283
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:35,850
I don't fit in
with Christina's group.
284
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:37,933
I don't fit in
with Bridget's group.
285
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:43,850
Jason and I aren't gonna happen
and I just... I feel so...
286
00:16:45,017 --> 00:16:47,725
...so mixed up all the time.
287
00:16:47,725 --> 00:16:49,975
Well, honey, you...
288
00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:52,850
You should tell these things
to your mother and me.
289
00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:56,850
I talk to Mom a lot, but...
today she was busy cleaning
290
00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:00,850
- and talking about Vespas
and Italy.
- Oh.
291
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:03,017
Ohh...
292
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:06,100
Oh.
293
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:09,517
Well, you can tell me anything.
294
00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:11,142
It'll just be between us.
295
00:17:13,017 --> 00:17:14,850
- Anything?
- Yeah.
296
00:17:16,183 --> 00:17:17,850
I don't know, it's pretty bad.
297
00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:20,433
Honey, I'm not here to judge.
I just... How bad?
298
00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:22,517
No, you just tell me. Go ahead.
299
00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:23,850
Make it fast.
300
00:17:24,850 --> 00:17:26,183
Kyle and I kissed.
301
00:17:27,892 --> 00:17:29,558
You did?
302
00:17:29,558 --> 00:17:31,267
Are you OK?
303
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,183
I don't know, Dad.
304
00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:38,433
It's just more confusion,
you know.
305
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:44,100
- Dad?
- Huh? Sorry.
306
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:46,975
I'm just still mentally
burying his body.
307
00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:01,517
Kyle, why are you looking
at me funny?
308
00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:02,850
I'm not, I swear.
309
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:07,475
Yes, you are.
I know what it's about.
310
00:18:07,475 --> 00:18:09,058
You do?
311
00:18:09,058 --> 00:18:11,350
It's my eyebrows, isn't it?
312
00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:20,850
Oh, hi.
313
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,683
I'm gonna go upstairs.
314
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,808
You know!
315
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:41,517
Rory Joseph Hennessy, let go!
316
00:18:41,517 --> 00:18:43,100
You let go!
317
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:47,933
- No!
- What is in the damn box?
318
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,850
Cate, honey, come here, stop.
319
00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:55,850
Look, I've been cleaning around
it for three days. It's driving
me nuts!
320
00:18:57,892 --> 00:18:59,475
Aah!
321
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,017
- Key, key, key! Come on.
- Easy!
322
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,850
- Easy.
- Move it.
323
00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:09,850
OK, OK.
324
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,683
Oh, Paul, it...
325
00:19:15,683 --> 00:19:19,767
It's a picture of me holding
Rory when he was a baby.
326
00:19:22,517 --> 00:19:26,433
These are newspaper clippings
of when I was a sportswriter,
my columns.
327
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,933
- You kept these?
- Yeah.
328
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:31,017
All of 'em.
329
00:19:31,017 --> 00:19:33,600
Why didn't you just tell us?
330
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:38,350
I didn't want anybody to think
I was... corny, OK?
331
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:41,142
I think I need some alone time.
332
00:19:41,142 --> 00:19:42,683
Oh... Yeah...
333
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,183
- OK, honey.
- Sure.
334
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,850
Look, I'm sorry.
335
00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:48,392
I forgive you.
336
00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,267
Yeah, Dad.
337
00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:01,850
I kept your clippings...
338
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:04,350
...on top of my false bottom
339
00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:08,558
to hide my fireworks.
340
00:20:08,558 --> 00:20:10,850
- All right, hand them over.
- Let's go, Rory.
341
00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,517
You think we're that stupid?
Give me that box.
342
00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:18,850
Oh, Paul, look at this.
It's like an ammo dump in here.
343
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:22,225
Ugh! You are right. We can have
no secrets in this family.
344
00:20:22,225 --> 00:20:24,225
Speaking of secrets, hey,
345
00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:26,558
I'm ready to go to Italy.
346
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:29,183
Just you, me, alone.
347
00:20:33,183 --> 00:20:36,392
But you know, the Italy
upstairs, not the real Italy.
348
00:20:36,392 --> 00:20:37,850
Oh, yeah. OK.
349
00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:39,892
I'm gonna kill you!
350
00:20:39,892 --> 00:20:41,850
What is going on?
351
00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:44,517
I talked to Amanda, who talked
to Michelle, who talked to
Walker,
352
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:46,267
who dates Josie, that you...
353
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,100
Kyle kissing Kerry
meant nothing.
354
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,433
...borrowed my sweater!
355
00:20:54,683 --> 00:20:59,350
- What?
- You borrowed her sweater?!
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