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Why are you breaking up
with me?
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We've been going out
for like two weeks.
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And I've never had a girlfriend
for two weeks.
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I believe in dreams.
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And last night, I had a dream
that you were with Lindsay.
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She was all over you
and you were all over her.
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But that was a dream.
I was at the movies last night.
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Check. Call Kevin.
No. Call Tyler.
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It's too late, Kyle.
You can't take back a dream.
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Hey, Bridget. Hey, Kyle.
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Kyle!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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What is going on here?
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Uh... It's... it's OK, Papa H.
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No, please call me
Mr. Hennessey.
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- G to G.
- Pardon me?
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Got to go.
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Got to go? And he's leaving?
G to G? That's the code?
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You say that and he leaves?
Kyle, G to G.
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That was so rude! Would I do
that to one of your friends?
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My house. Cate!
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Cate! You had
a daughter downstairs
alone with a boy on a couch!
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Cate!
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- Dad!
- I'm sorry. Where's your mom?
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- She went out.
- Dad, you so embarrassed me!
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- You know the rules.
- So does Kerry.
Gonna say anything?
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Oh, sorry. Hi, I'm Paul
Hennessey, Kerry's dad.
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I'm Guy, Kerry's study partner.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Amazing.
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I'm sitting on a couch
with a boy,
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and you go psycho Dad.
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She's in bed with him
and you do nothing?
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We're on the bed, not in
the bed. Learn a preposition.
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We were just studying biology.
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That's it.
Just... just bio... I gotta go.
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- It was nice meeting everybody.
- Yeah.
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Bye.
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Bridget,
you totally chased Guy away!
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Dad chased Kyle away,
so we're even.
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Wait, what kinda name is Guy?
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It's French.
He's French Canadian.
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- Ew.
- Bridget, one world.
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French Canadian?
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Sorry, sorry.
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Kerry was obviously studying.
I don't have to worry about her.
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- What?
- I've done that trick.
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You lay books and papers around
just in case you come in.
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- Really?
- No.
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- What do you mean?
- You don't understand.
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You're the good guy
in this scenario.
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When the dust settles,
I want credit.
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- Why do you think
I'm always good?
- So I'm the bad girl?
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What's it called when
you're damned if you do,
damned if you don't?
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Oh, yes, fatherhood.
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Maybe I was laying books
around to fool you.
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- It's not hard.
- Is that what you
want me to believe?
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Don't worry, Dad.
They weren't messing around.
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Wait, this isn't my room.
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- What!
- Get out!
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- Get out of here!
- Rory!
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Kerry, sweetie, take a look at
this. I think you'll like it.
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Whatcha reading?
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Rule of the Bone
by Russell Banks.
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God, he writes with such
a measured rage. What's that?
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It's my column on how dogs
start to look like their owners.
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I don't know,
maybe now's not the time.
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Rory, shouldn't you be in bed?
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I can't sleep. I'm worried
'cause...
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...'cause Bridget's not home yet
and it's past her curfew.
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Well, Rory, son, that's not
worrying, that's tattling.
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And I thank you.
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OK, there she is now. Bridget is
starting to take advantage.
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Her curfew is 11:30.
Not 11:35 or 11:37.
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- You know
where this is leading?
- 11:40?
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Not on my watch.
I'm gonna have a talk with Kyle.
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She broke up with Kyle today.
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She broke up with Kyle?
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Yeah, she's out with some jock.
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So she's done grieving.
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Yeah, some basketball player.
I hate them.
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White boys thinking
they're all ghetto.
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"I'm a baller, holla!
Holla back, brotha, uh-huh."
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I hate it when they do that.
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- Hi, honey.
- I thought you were Bridget.
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Bridget? She's on the front
porch with her date.
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It is 11:37 and she's
past her curfew.
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Well, by a few minutes.
Can't you be a little flexible?
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What's the big deal?
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It was a big deal
when we negotiated this.
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I wanted 10:30.
You said midnight.
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I said 11. But the girls
wanted two holes in each ear.
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So we settled on 11:30,
one hole in the ear.
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I was there, Paul.
I took the minutes.
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I can't believe it!
Look, it's 11:38.
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- You were always in by curfew?
- Always!
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- Really, Mom?
- No way.
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I just don't like to bring
my exes up to your father.
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He's all, "Was he cuter than me,
was he cuter than me?"
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I'm just too tired.
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- Was who cuter than me?
- No one, honey. No one.
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Thank God that we have one kid
we don't have to worry about.
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There you go again!
You don't have to worry about me
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just 'cause I'm not
Miss Blonde Bobble Head?
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"Like, oh, my God,
my name's Bridget.
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I can't believe how much
my head shakes when I talk."
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That's... that's really mean.
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Really, really mean.
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Maybe I'm sneakier about my
boyfriends. Ever think of that?
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You are too young.
We have rules about that.
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- Well, ooh-la-la.
- Is that French?
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Dad, I'm getting real worried.
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Bridget still hasn't come in
yet.
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Enough, you already
have the job. Upstairs.
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Daddy! Don't you knock?
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Bridget, time to come in!
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Honey, wipe your feet,
take off the boy.
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Hi. Paul "Hit-man" Hennessey.
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You might have seen
some of my fights.
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I didn't catch your name,
don't really care to.
Good night.
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Travis Smith.
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Travis Smith?
You're the basketball player?
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- Yeah.
- He's a baller.
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- Holla.
- Holla back, brotha.
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Uh-huh.
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- No flirting.
- No problem.
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Cate, you didn't tell me Bridget
was going out with The Rainman.
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The Rainman. Wow.
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Who's The Rainman?
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Travis. He rains down
three-pointers.
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This guy is the best guard
in the state.
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He's the son of Steve Smith.
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"Canned Heat" Smith.
Ring any bells?
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- No.
- Ace pitcher
for the Detroit Tigers.
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What, you live under a rock?
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No, but I'm willing to move.
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The Smiths are Michigan
sports royalty.
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- Smith is a big name
in Michigan.
- I think I've heard of it.
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Hey, can I get you kids
anything?
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Un, Daddy, I was kinda hoping
Travis could take me out for a
bite?
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Da...!
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- Can we, please?
- No.
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- Sure.
- Ha, ha. Wait a minute.
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Weren't you just discussing
your precious 11:30 rule?
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Can't you be a little flexible?
This is a special occasion.
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It's not every day my daughter
goes out with the state's
leading scorer.
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Yeah, lead...
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OK, it's 1am.
Why are you still up?
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I couldn't wait to hear
all about your date.
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Well, there's not much to it.
We went to the...
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Shut up.
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I am so angry at Dad.
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He thinks of me as some
sort of virgin spinster,
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like Miss Havisham.
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Great Expectations?
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Charles Dickens?
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A book.
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Hardee's was closed so we went
to get ice cream at The Parlor.
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Dad didn't even wait up for me.
So cool. How are my abs?
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Perfect.
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- So you like this Guy guy?
- He's like a friend.
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- Not like you and Travis.
- Travis? No, he's OK.
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I went out with him
because Lindsay liked him.
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When she gave me this top back
it was all stretched out
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and had a stain from a party
she wasn't going to because
I wasn't invited.
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Nice try, Linds.
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Wow. So, OK, you're not
going out with him again?
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Oh, I'm going out with him
again. Dad loves him.
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He lets me stay out as late as I
want. It is a whole other world
past 11:30.
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Hardee's is closed,
but there are other places.
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- Isn't that like using someone?
- Uh, yeah.
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Little sister, you have much to
learn. Why Dad thinks you're the
book girl.
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OK, well, from now on
I am Madame Bovary.
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Another book girl.
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I'm gonna act like you in front
of Dad and freak him out.
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Ohhh!
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That's good.
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Hennessy!
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Tommy, hey.
Listen, I gotta go. Sorry.
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There something on your mind,
Tom?
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Do you see fear in my eyes?
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- No.
- Because it's hate!
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- What's wrong?
- What's wrong?
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Your little girl, Barbarella,
broke my son's heart.
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My baby boy, Kyle,
is devastated.
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Found somebody better, she says?
Nobody's better.
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- Not in this life, buddy.
- She is starting
to see Travis Smith.
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I don't care if she's starting
to see... Travis Smith,
The Rainman?
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- Yeah!
- Our Bridget
is dating The Rainman?
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It's getting serious.
He was even over at the house.
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Oh, yeah.
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- Hey, Papa H.
- Oh, shut up.
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Kyle.
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- Why isn't Kyle in school?
- There's no school.
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- It's Take Your Kid
to Work Day.
- No, it's not.
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- No, it's not!
- Dad!
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So Kyle's really upset?
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Throwing up, crying,
sleeping under the bed.
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Never mind that now. Are you
kidding me? That's so great.
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See if your daughter
can make him commit to Michigan.
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- Take us to the Final Four.
- I'll do my best.
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- I'm talking about her best.
- Hey!
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- You follow?
- That's my baby girl.
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- Well...
- My baby girl who's
dating Travis Smith!
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That's what I'm saying.
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- Can I sit in the cart?
- No! Now go get the popcorn.
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- Hi, Kerry.
- Guy, what are you doing here?
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- You told me to meet you here.
- Nice try, Madame Ovary.
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- What?
- It's a book, Dad.
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Guy, let's get out of here.
Come on.
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Harmless.
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- Travis!
- Travis is here? Oh, my God.
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What is with you?
You've got a man crush
on Bridget's boyfriend.
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No, it's his father.
I mean, he's with his father.
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Mr. and Mrs. Hennessy,
this is my dad.
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- Steve Smith.
- No, I'm Steve Smith.
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No, I meant I'm Paul.
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- You used to cover the Tigers.
- For a couple of years.
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A few seasons in the sun.
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Now he writes the column
where Peanuts used to be.
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- Excuse me. Is this your wife?
- Yes. Cate, Steve Smith.
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- Hi.
- Mr. Canned Heat.
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Stop it.
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Sounds to me like we've got
a little hein' and shein'
going on in aisle three,
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if you catch my drift.
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That's just my little girl Kerry
with her study buddy.
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- Study buddy?
- I didn't do anything.
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I gotta go.
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So cute.
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- Nice meeting you.
- Nice meeting you.
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Bridget is a great girl.
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- You got a hell of a son.
- Yeah, boys are great.
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That's my little fella over
there sitting in the cart.
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- The one that's stuck?
- He'll be fine.
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- See you around?
- An honor to meet you.
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Just an honor.
236
00:12:19,492 --> 00:12:21,992
- Take care.
- You too. Bye-bye.
237
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,992
Daddy, could Travis and I
hang out tonight?
238
00:12:23,992 --> 00:12:26,492
No, it's family movie night.
239
00:12:26,492 --> 00:12:28,533
Well, she could miss it
just once.
240
00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:30,992
Paul, it's also a school night.
241
00:12:30,992 --> 00:12:34,867
- Oh, I forgot
it's a school night.
- Please?
242
00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:37,575
Oh, hell, she doesn't study.
Go have a good time.
243
00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:47,242
Details, please?
244
00:12:47,242 --> 00:12:50,783
Uh, last night? Three parties.
Stayed out till 12:30.
245
00:12:50,783 --> 00:12:53,325
Tonight, we'll go to the dance
and an after party.
246
00:12:53,325 --> 00:12:56,992
I'm pushing for 2am.
A personal best.
247
00:12:56,992 --> 00:12:59,450
What about you? Details, please?
248
00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:01,492
I'm going to the dance too.
249
00:13:01,492 --> 00:13:04,325
No, I mean, what's with you
and this Guy guy?
250
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:08,658
Our father has to be
the dumbest man that ever lived.
251
00:13:08,658 --> 00:13:11,617
Then why is he always on my case
when I get a C?
252
00:13:15,617 --> 00:13:19,158
I am practically throwing myself
all over Guy and he's, like,
253
00:13:19,158 --> 00:13:22,200
"Cute, so cute.
Aren't they cute, Cate?"
254
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,575
Hmm. Maybe Guy's the problem.
Maybe you need another prop.
255
00:13:26,617 --> 00:13:28,158
That is so mean.
256
00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:32,617
Oh, good afternoon,
Your Highness.
257
00:13:32,617 --> 00:13:35,575
Is this breakfast or lunch?
258
00:13:35,575 --> 00:13:38,992
- Did you have a good time
with Travis?
- Yes, Daddy.
259
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:42,158
- I had a good time too.
- No you didn't,
you were with us.
260
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,408
Hello? Steve!
261
00:13:48,408 --> 00:13:50,450
- Is Travis here?
- No.
262
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:53,158
He wants to talk to me. Yeah.
263
00:13:53,158 --> 00:13:55,408
Uh... just a sec.
264
00:13:55,408 --> 00:13:56,825
- Tonight?
- No.
265
00:13:56,825 --> 00:13:58,908
Yeah, we'd be happy to.
266
00:13:58,908 --> 00:14:02,158
Cool. OK, see you later,
partner.
267
00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:04,158
So, I guess that date
we've been planning
268
00:14:04,158 --> 00:14:06,700
is now dinner with
Canned and Mrs. Heat?
269
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,158
Oh, I wish. No.
270
00:14:08,158 --> 00:14:10,783
He wanted us to help chaperone
the school dance tonight.
271
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,617
- What could I say?
- How about no?
272
00:14:13,617 --> 00:14:16,617
Paul, this is my first
Saturday night off in weeks.
273
00:14:16,617 --> 00:14:18,617
I don't wanna
chaperone a dance.
274
00:14:18,617 --> 00:14:20,158
You're gonna
chaperone the dance?
275
00:14:20,158 --> 00:14:23,450
We have to. Travis' dad is in
charge of the booster club.
276
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:25,533
- No.
- No.
277
00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:28,408
Maybe it's time for me
to give a little something back.
278
00:14:29,783 --> 00:14:32,075
Oh, bull.
279
00:14:32,075 --> 00:14:35,533
Maybe I care about children,
while you just want dinner
and a movie.
280
00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:38,950
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
281
00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:41,158
You at the dance
is an invasion of privacy.
282
00:14:41,158 --> 00:14:43,117
I'm not gonna
bother you and Travis.
283
00:14:43,117 --> 00:14:44,658
You won't know I'm there.
284
00:14:44,658 --> 00:14:47,033
I want you guys to have fun.
285
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:48,617
I don't want you
at the dance, either.
286
00:14:49,825 --> 00:14:52,408
Why? What's going down?
287
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:55,117
If you're there,
my social status.
288
00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:02,783
OK, stop walking so loud!
289
00:15:02,783 --> 00:15:05,367
I am just as unhappy
about being here as you are.
290
00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:08,158
Why don't you dance
with one of your little friends?
291
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:11,325
My little friends?
Where is Guy?
292
00:15:13,283 --> 00:15:16,367
Hi Mr. H, Mrs. H.
293
00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:18,700
Poor Kyle. He looks so sad.
294
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:22,867
Yeah. There's Bridget and
Travis! Hey, guys! How are ya?
295
00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:26,158
Listen, I haven't seen your dad
around. I hope he's not sick.
296
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,158
Man crush.
297
00:15:28,158 --> 00:15:31,575
He never comes to these things.
He gets people to volunteer.
298
00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:37,325
So now that Steve has stood you
up, can we please go to a
restaurant?
299
00:15:37,325 --> 00:15:39,158
I thought he'd be here.
300
00:15:39,158 --> 00:15:41,242
You're, like, nine.
301
00:15:45,158 --> 00:15:48,575
Oh, you know what, honey,
you are right. I'm sorry.
302
00:15:48,575 --> 00:15:50,742
I know what that feels like.
303
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,158
I remember when I met
Dr. Christian Barnard.
304
00:15:53,158 --> 00:15:55,158
The heart guy?
Was he cuter than me?
305
00:15:55,158 --> 00:15:59,492
No. But I was in total awe,
so I know what it's like.
306
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,658
Just don't let your intoxication
307
00:16:01,658 --> 00:16:03,325
get in the way
of your parenting.
308
00:16:03,325 --> 00:16:06,992
- Like I'd let that happen.
- Well, don't be so sure.
309
00:16:06,992 --> 00:16:09,158
Bridget is not
above playing you.
310
00:16:09,158 --> 00:16:14,117
I think I'm
a little more savvy that that.
311
00:16:14,117 --> 00:16:16,200
Have you noticed
how many times lately
312
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,158
Bridget has asked you
for something
313
00:16:18,158 --> 00:16:21,367
starting with the word "Daddy"?
314
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:24,658
Daddy?
315
00:16:24,658 --> 00:16:26,867
Can Travis and I
go to a party after?
316
00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:28,242
What time will you be home?
317
00:16:28,242 --> 00:16:30,700
- I don't know. Late.
- Well...
318
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,158
- Please, Daddy?
- No.
319
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,950
Thanks... I said me
and Travis, The Rainman.
320
00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:38,283
I heard what you said.
321
00:16:38,283 --> 00:16:42,742
Your curfew's still 11:30.
Guess what, cupcake?
Daddy's back.
322
00:16:50,158 --> 00:16:52,325
Oh, my God, Cate.
Look over there.
323
00:16:52,325 --> 00:16:53,825
Come on, dance with me.
324
00:16:53,825 --> 00:16:56,242
No, I am not gonna
embarrass our daughter.
325
00:16:56,242 --> 00:16:58,575
OK, fine. I'll do it myself.
326
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:20,158
- This was our date night.
- Mine too.
327
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:48,117
- Wow, you are a great dancer.
- Thanks.
328
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,242
- What are you doing?
- What?
329
00:17:58,242 --> 00:18:02,908
Well, I just thought that how
cool it is being study partners,
330
00:18:02,908 --> 00:18:05,575
maybe we could
go to the next level.
331
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:10,158
Guy, I like you,
332
00:18:10,158 --> 00:18:12,242
but I just like you as a friend.
333
00:18:12,242 --> 00:18:15,242
But the way you
were dancing with me...
334
00:18:16,242 --> 00:18:18,408
Awww... Forget it.
335
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:27,158
Dad, stop spying on me!
336
00:18:27,158 --> 00:18:29,617
I wasn't spying.
337
00:18:29,617 --> 00:18:33,117
OK, maybe I was spying at first,
but then I got into the music.
338
00:18:33,117 --> 00:18:36,408
- It's... Are you OK?
- No.
339
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,742
He's a nice guy
and I hurt his feelings.
340
00:18:42,158 --> 00:18:43,158
I led him on.
341
00:18:44,742 --> 00:18:48,783
I don't want to be a girl like
that. I hate girls like that.
342
00:18:48,783 --> 00:18:51,783
- I share a room with...
- I know, I know.
343
00:18:51,783 --> 00:18:55,367
So why did you do it?
Just to get a rise out of me?
344
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:58,033
- Yes!
- Why?
345
00:18:58,033 --> 00:19:02,908
Because I'm tired of you looking
at me like I'm a little girl.
346
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:06,950
Well, after watching you dance,
I'm sure I won't being doing
that again.
347
00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:08,700
Good.
348
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:11,367
It's nice to be treated
like an adult once in a while.
349
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,033
I'll try to remember that.
350
00:19:14,158 --> 00:19:17,742
Honey, please don't ask me
to apologize
351
00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:20,158
for wanting to keep you
my little girl.
352
00:19:26,408 --> 00:19:29,075
- Hey, you wanna dance?
- Yeah.
353
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:34,450
Not with you.
354
00:19:39,742 --> 00:19:42,117
- You wanna dance?
- No.
355
00:19:44,242 --> 00:19:46,408
Hey, what's that over there?
356
00:19:46,408 --> 00:19:48,742
- Bridget and Travis broke up.
- What?
357
00:19:48,742 --> 00:19:51,033
Yeah. She didn't
like him that much.
358
00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:53,158
She loved the free ride
you were giving her.
359
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:55,158
Where is Bridget?
I wanna talk to her.
360
00:19:55,158 --> 00:19:58,450
She was a little upset,
so I let her go home with...
361
00:19:58,450 --> 00:20:00,450
Kyle!
362
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:03,367
Last night, I had a dream
that we were both in your truck,
363
00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:07,158
but I couldn't see you because
I was wearing my Kate Spade
sunglasses,
364
00:20:07,158 --> 00:20:10,533
which makes it hard for me
to see because the tint is
too dark.
365
00:20:10,533 --> 00:20:13,533
- I had the same dream.
- Oh, my God!
366
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:17,075
Daddy, didn't we talk
about knocking?
367
00:20:20,825 --> 00:20:22,908
Who said you could be alone
with a boy?
368
00:20:22,908 --> 00:20:24,283
She did.
369
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:31,158
Hi, Kyle. Paul, you locked Kerry
and me in the car again.
370
00:20:31,158 --> 00:20:33,242
- Kyle, why don't you G to G?
- What?
371
00:20:33,242 --> 00:20:34,450
- Leave!
- Dad!
372
00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:37,450
- I'll see you in your dreams.
- Hey,
373
00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:39,450
you stay out of her dreams.
374
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:43,408
You know what, no boys allowed
after 11:30,
375
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,492
and it is exactly...
376
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,158
...11:30.
377
00:20:49,158 --> 00:20:51,825
You are so mean!
You owe me an apology.
378
00:20:55,325 --> 00:20:57,117
No, I don't.
379
00:20:57,117 --> 00:20:59,325
Not my hair.
God, I spent all day on my hair.
380
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:01,825
Now it's gonna smell
like my father.
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