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Beats, come on.
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-Beats, look lively, mate,
look lively.
-Yep.
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Leave the zoot alone.
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[director] You've made
a new track then?
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Yeah, Grindah's been playing it,
like, loads on Kurupt.
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MC Grindah. Bang!
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♪ Lyrical blow
to the jaw! Bang!
Lyrical blow to the jaw! ♪
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♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw leaving every MC
down on the floor ♪
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♪ Bang! Lyrical... ♪
What you doing? Get up!
You're not even standing.
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The other night
I literally played it
for three hours straight,
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so that anyone that locked in
would literally just...
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have been brainwashed
into loving it.
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Yeah, I actually still
feel a bit knackered from it.
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-[director] So you
performed it all live?
-Yeah, course.
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Three hours live, back-to-back.
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♪ Beats and Grindah killed an
MC, someone take him to A&E ♪
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♪ Perform some
lyrical surgery! ♪
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Put that fucking
joint down now!
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[director] You're not worried
people will get bored of it?
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-Mate, people don't bored
of shit like this.
-No, mate.
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It's called a marketing
strategy. Getting into
people's heads.
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-Do you know what I mean?
Basic psychology.
-Room 101.
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-[track reloads]
-No.
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Still got the mid-point reload.
You got to do it again.
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What are you doing? You don't
see Van Damme sitting down.
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[beeping on track]
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We're here for a very special
meeting with XL Records.
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Let's just say we're getting
a record deal today.
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Let's just say they've
finally realised that we're
the future of new music.
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-We don't even like new music.
-Yeah, exactly.
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It's like the future of music
that still sounds like
it's in 2002.
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It's...it's complicated.
It's industry sort of shit.
You wouldn't understand.
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Yeah, you wouldn't get it.
Can't believe we're here.
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-[woman] Hello?
-Hello. Chabuddy G here
with the Kurupt FM boys.
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-We're here to get
a record deal.
-Yeah.
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Sorry, do you have
a meeting with someone?
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No, I haven't got a meeting.
I've got, um... I've got
a delivery.
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-You said you had a meeting.
-Just...
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-Okay, give me a minute.
-Trick, little trick.
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The first rule of the music
industry is that the music
doesn't matter.
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It's about who you know.
That's why it's very useful
to have a manager like me.
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I mean, I don't know anyone,
but they don't know that
I don't know anyone.
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So they know that I don't
know that they know, so...
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[laughs]
Smart.
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Pose, pose.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Do you have a delivery?
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No, I don't have
a delivery, but...
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Can we get a meeting?
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No, sorry.
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You fucking...
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It's all right.
It's their loss.
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-You said we had a meeting.
-We do have a meeting, just...
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This is a...
this is a warm-up.
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Come on, on to the next one.
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Okay, I'm going to be making
notes throughout the day.
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But otherwise, just pretend
like I'm not here.
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-You all set, Miche?
-Yeah. I'm just checking...
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-Good.
-..they're all straight.
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[Miche] So, basically, to get
the hairdressing qualification
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I need to do a test.
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I have had a few tests
in my life before. Um...
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I tried to do my driving test.
That didn't really go to plan.
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I'm not into pressure.
If I can relax a bit more,
I can get it done
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and not right off the car.
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-They're all straight.
-Don't be nervous.
You'll be fine.
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No, I'm not. No, I want it
to go really well today.
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It will go really well.
You've got everything done...
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-That's a good temperature.
-Relax.
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[sighs] Yeah, I am.
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[Beats] Chabuds, do you
know anyone at this one?
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Who don't I know, mate?
But, listen, listen, okay?
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These lot, these are top dogs.
We need to, basically,
just act important,
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and just head straight
for the lifts, okay?
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Keep it down, yeah?
Keep it down.
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-Come on.
-There's no buzzer or anything.
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-Shh!
-Coming through.
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Good morning.
I'm here for work.
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-Top floor, top dogs.
-Oh, another day!
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Yeah, be natural.
Just blend in, blend in.
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[director] So would you say
you're in it for money or glory?
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I'm in it for the passion, mate.
That's why I do it, yeah?
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I'm in it to lyrically destroy
anyone that listens to it,
do you know what I mean?
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If money comes with that, then
that's a bonus round, innit?
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[Beats] And I'm just here
for the ride,
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wherever it may take thee.
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I'd say I'm in it for the money.
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-[bleeping]
-Shut up! Shut up!
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Baiting it up.
Intense, innit?
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Okay, get in, get in.
Press the button. Get in.
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Fucking hell, the walls
are made of windows.
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I don't even know
what's a wall any more.
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You'll have to get
used to this, mate.
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-Look, Atlantic! Atlantic!
-The lost city.
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-Is this him?
-Yeah.
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-Hello!
-Hello.
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-You must be Steves?
-Yes, I am.
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-Welcome to Lavender
Hair & Beauty.
-Hello, Miche.
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Um, are you Miche? I don't
know if you're Miche yet.
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[director] So are you allowed
to use friends in the test?
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Yeah. I mean, it's not cheating.
It's sourcing your own model.
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You know,
it's an industry thing, so...
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So it's definitely
not cheating,
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but if Tanya finds out
then, yeah, I would fail.
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-Great to have you here.
-Nice to meet you.
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-If you'd just like to take
a seat in our waiting area.
-Yeah, sure.
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-Excellent.
-Sorry if I stink of draw.
I've got a Q in my bag.
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I've got yours in here
as well, actually.
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-That's fine, we'll just...
-Sort it out later.
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Cool.
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This is it. Just around here.
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-Ah, look.
-Excuse me, can I...?
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-Can I help you with anything?
-Yeah, hello.
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What's your position,
role in the company?
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Are you looking for
anyone in particular or...?
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Yeah, someone actually
pretty important. Um?
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Matt, Marty, Martin.
I forget his name. It's, um...
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-Someone from the A&R team?
-That's it! That's his name.
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-A&R, yeah.
-Okay.
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Tell him it's Chabuddy G
with a hard "D".
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-Chabu-d-dy G.
-Also Kurupt FM.
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-He'll know.
-108.9.
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-On your dial.
-Hiya, Josh. Have you got
any appointments today?
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Yeah, there's a group down here
with a...camera and everything.
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Yeah. Say Kurupt FM.
Say Kurupt FM.
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Yeah. No, I thought so.
All right, cheers.
Leave it with me.
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All right, bye.
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He'll be down in about five,
so if I just pop you
over to the waiting room.
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-He's going to come down now?
-Yeah. He'll be down
in about five minutes.
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Just wait over in the waiting
room. There's a water machine.
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So A&R's surname?
Shall I call him Mr A&R?
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No, it's the department
he works for.
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-Okay.
-Is there anything
I can get you? Tea or coffee?
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No. You've been amazing.
You've done enough.
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-All right.
-You've outstayed
your welcome. Thank you.
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-We won't forget about you
once we get the millions.
-Okay.
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-You know where my desk is
if you need anything.
-Thanks very much for your help.
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-We're getting a record deal!
-Ssh! Play it cool!
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No, shh!
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-Are you a real customer?
-Yeah.
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So I went for Steves as my
model cos he's got a sort of
fashion model look about him.
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Weirdly tall and thin.
He's got the cheek bones.
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Plus he's the only one
that would do it, but...
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with the right haircut,
he could look a bit like
a super-model.
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You know, like Kate Moss
and Naomi Campbell.
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Can I get you a drink?
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-Drink?
-Tea, coffee?
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Did you have a drink?
No, no drink, thank you.
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Bruv! 14 years in the making,
bruv. We're in it. We're here!
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Oh, mate! Look at these. Awards.
We'll probably get awards.
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Although I probably wouldn't
want 'em, cos we're too
underground for that, so...
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-Who wants awards, anyway?
-Look at this.
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Maybe you should
put that back up.
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-Just in case.
-I think he's coming.
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Shh! Play it cool,
play it cool.
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So do you want to pop all
your stuff up here and
meet me at my chair?
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[he coughs]
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Lovely. Oh, and just
your hat as well.
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Oh, yeah, the hat as well.
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Yeah, I don't really like
getting my hair cut,
to be honest,
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cos I find it really intense
staring at myself
in the mirror for ages.
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Like, I feel like
the mirror version of myself
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is gonna do something weird.
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Like, I don't trust him.
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Don't, don't panic. Um...
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So what sort of thing
are you looking for today?
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Is that?
Oh, she's there, yeah.
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Um, I would like
a fresh crop, please.
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-A French crop? Brilliant.
-French crop, please.
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-Work with the texture of...
-Yeah, exactly, yeah.
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We'll work with this, this
sort of dry and thick texture.
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There's a little bit in the
middle where it's sort of
matted together.
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I think it's the start
of, like, a dreadlock, but
you'll probably get it out.
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[Chabuds]
Shh! I think that's him.
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-Is that him?
-Shh, shh!
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Act normal and lay back,
like you don't give a shit.
They love that.
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-Hi, I'm Josh,
part of the A&R team.
-Hello, mate.
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-Hi, Josh.
-Chabuddy G,
manager of Kurupt FM.
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-Hi, DJ Beats.
-I'm Kurupt FM CEO, MC Grindah.
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Yes. No, I recognise you guys.
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-Oh, penny's dropped.
-People Who Do Nothing.
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-Yeah, that's us, yeah.
-So is it serious?
You guys wanna make music now?
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Are we serious? I'll let you
be the judge of that, mate.
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-Yeah, we are serious.
-Let him be the judge of it.
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-Right, if you'd...
-Shall we have a meeting?
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Yeah, come this way.
Watch your heads.
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-So if you'll come through.
-Oh! So is this your office?
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Yeah. Just keep it down a peg
because there's a lot of
people working.
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Sorry. Is this all right? Cos
your Grindah's girl and that.
190
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No, no, no, it's fine.
I'm just gonna get you
to sit back and relax.
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-Maybe not talk for a bit.
-Where's the armholes?
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Yeah. No, there aren't any
armholes. So I'm just gonna...
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Because I don't want
the shampoo in my eyes.
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I won't let it get in your eyes.
I'm keeping it back.
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The government put, like,
chemicals in shampoo
to keep us blind.
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Being a hairdresser is about
more than just cutting hair.
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You've got to be
a people person.
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A lot of the customers,
you might think,
199
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"Who is that? Why are they
here?" Like, "They're
disgusting."
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You've got to be able to get
along with people from
all walks of life.
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Even the ones who can't walk.
We've got a ramp, so...
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What shampoo have you got,
actually? What are you using?
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Shall I read the label out?
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If it's government approved,
then we need to start
questioning it.
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"Warning,
avoid contact with eyes."
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See, this is it.
This is exactly what I mean.
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MC Grindah, bad boy, raver.
When I'm on the mic
without the flavour,
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when I blaze in a haze
I bin the paper. Holding
the mic like a light sabre.
209
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And I'm lyrically darker
than Darth Vader.
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Um, thank you.
211
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What that was, Josh, that was
one of my earlier compositions.
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I think what I was trying
to say with that was that, um,
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-the mic is my weapon and
I'm all round better than...
-Darth Vader. That's...
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It's powerful, it's great.
Thank you very much
for letting me hear it.
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-Goosebumps.
Look at that, goosebumps.
-That's...
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-Oh, mate! Your water's off.
-Ah, that's fizzy water, so...
217
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,720
Fizzy water? You lot got
more money than sense.
218
00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:08,840
-It is fairly common.
-Band's money. You're a busy
man, I'm a busy man, yeah?
219
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,760
Money talks, bullshit walks.
Let's do some talking,
baby, yeah?
220
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:17,120
Get ready for the Kurupt FM
world exclusivity detract.
221
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:21,760
Get your fucking pen ready, cos
you're gonna sign the shit out
of us once you've heard this.
222
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,280
-Here you go, mate.
-Play it.
223
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,800
Eye contact, Josh,
eye contact.
224
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,520
It might sound a bit tinny
cos it's off the phone.
225
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:34,760
This will be available
in all formats as well, so CD,
MiniDisc, MP3, MP4, MP5...
226
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,680
-Right. MP6?
-Yeah, yeah, we can do that.
227
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,400
-[track plays on phone]
-MC Grindah.
228
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,840
♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw! Bang!
Lyrical blow to the jaw! ♪
229
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,760
♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw! ♪
230
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,720
Leaving every MC dead on the...
Like, in their own blood.
231
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:52,240
[Chabuds] These guys are
a phenomenon. They need
to be promoted.
232
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,800
So who better to...
I could sell the shit
out of anything, mate.
233
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,120
I've got the gab of the gift.
234
00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:00,200
So I can literally talk my way
out of a bloody cardboard box.
235
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,760
No, he's not getting it.
Get the headphones.
236
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,000
-You need to hear the bass.
-Guys, I got it.
237
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:09,080
-I've got headphones.
-Honestly, thank you. That is...
238
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,920
You haven't had the whole
experience yet! Please!
239
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,840
Guys, thank you.
It's a pleasure.
240
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:18,000
Thank you. Pleasure to meet you.
Honestly, thank you so much.
241
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:21,480
-Josh, you haven't heard it
with headphones.
-Talk to my assistant.
242
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,840
You're a talented man. Cheers.
I don't need the headphones.
243
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,720
Thank you. Security,
can we sort this out, yeah?
244
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,440
You need to hear
the bass in my voice!
245
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,080
We're not gonna stay, mate.
246
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,720
Freaks!
247
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,800
Yeah? Fucking
keep looking, mate.
248
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,600
Lucky the cameras are rolling,
so I don't have to...
249
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,440
Not even fucking listening,
great.
250
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,280
Why don't we sell direct
to the record shops,
251
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,320
like Wiley and that used to do
back in the day?
252
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:56,000
-Let's just do that.
-What, now? You're going now?
253
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:59,280
-What d'you mean? Course we...
-But I gotta go dad classes
with Roche.
254
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,960
-If I'm late,
she's gonna switch.
-Oh, great!
255
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,480
-[director] Have you been more
bossy since you got pregnant?
-No.
256
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,160
I have not been
more bossy, have I?
257
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,680
-Yes.
-No.
258
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,400
Let's just go. Come on.
259
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,400
All right, you lot,
see you in a bit, yeah?
260
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,080
[director]
Does it cause friction?
261
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,240
What, arguments?
262
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,720
If he pushes too far, yeah.
263
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,040
Specially with
the hormones now, eh?
264
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,480
Yeah, I didn't really know
what hormones were,
265
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:27,080
but they're basically just
these tiny balls of anger
that live inside women.
266
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,200
Brilliant.
You're doing really well.
267
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,880
-Just keep facing...
-Keep facing forwards,
That's it.
268
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,320
-And, um...
-That's looking good.
269
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,680
-Oh, thank you, Jackie.
-So just...
270
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,960
I saw her in the reflection,
so I thought, "Check
if she's there."
271
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,080
Okay, let's do
a little bit of clippers.
272
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,240
Are these all doing
tests as well?
273
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,080
No, they're already
professional hairdressers, so...
274
00:14:56,360 --> 00:15:00,120
-So where have we got to, Miche?
-I usually work with
darker hair than this.
275
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,840
This is a lot lighter,
so that's why it looks
a little mad at the moment.
276
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:08,280
Just relax, take your time,
work with the texture
of the hair and you'll be fine.
277
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,680
Great. Okay. Thank you, Tanya.
278
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,680
-It's going really well.
-Oh! Oh, my God!
279
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,160
I just love cutting hair.
280
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,800
Do you reckon it's gonna be much
longer? Cos I've got to link
Alfie Danger in a bit.
281
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,200
I just need a couple
more minutes.
282
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,880
Nearly done.
283
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:41,000
-Gonna sell some
of these bad boys.
-Yeah, exactly.
284
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,960
Let me do the talking, yeah?
They know who we are in there.
285
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:48,280
Come on. Hello, boss.
How you doing?
You all right? Good, good.
286
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:52,320
Hello, mate. Chabuddy G,
manager of Kurupft FM.
287
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,680
-Kurupft?
-Kurupft FM.
288
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,360
Kurupt FM! You know who we are.
Stop showing off in front
of the camera.
289
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,360
Let me ask you a question, mate.
How's business?
290
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,880
-Yeah, it's all right.
-What if I told you
you could double that?
291
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,280
Double what?
292
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,360
Just double it.
293
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,640
The key to being a good salesman
is knowing how to sell
your product.
294
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,920
For example, how much would
you give me for this watch?
295
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:21,080
Oh, fuck! It's got a dodgy
strap. It must have fallen off.
296
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:26,760
Okay, I tell you what, let me
look for the watch and then
just ask me the question again.
297
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,840
-You remember Get Out The Way?
-No.
298
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,480
Yes, you do. Good. So this is
the follow-up single from that.
299
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,680
-Right.
-Now play the tune.
300
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:37,760
Raw. There's a dead MC
on the floor.
301
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:42,240
-That's the heart monitor.
It's a themed song.
-Right.
302
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,960
-..Direction.
-I think it might be
MC Grindah.
303
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,280
-Who?
-Who?
304
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,640
[he raps along with song]
MC Grindah.
305
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:55,720
♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw! Bang!
Lyrical blow to the jaw! ♪
306
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,880
♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw leaving every MC
down on the floor ♪
307
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,160
[mobile buzzes]
308
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,640
Roche? I'm at dad classes.
Where are you?
309
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,400
I can't go in on my own.
It's a bit weird.
310
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,920
-[director] Do you feel
more mature then?
-Do I feel more mature?
311
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,080
Look what I'm
dropping these days.
312
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,520
I mean, check out the chinos.
313
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,240
Just hurry up, yeah? Bye.
314
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:25,280
When you walk into a place
with chinos on, they know
you're a real man.
315
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,440
For fuck's sake!
316
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:32,200
♪ What you gonna say now, what
you gonna do when Beats and
Grindah are coming for you? ♪
317
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,560
-Do you like it?
-Uh...
318
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,800
Yeah, keep listening.
319
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,280
♪ Beats and Grindah up on
the track, guess you could
call that double impact ♪
320
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:46,360
♪ Why are we so lyrically big?
Cos we've been training,
punching a tree for a week ♪
321
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,000
-[track reloads]
-Is that a rewind in the song?
322
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,440
Exactly.
It's the mid-point reload.
323
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:56,080
-And it goes back to the start?
-Spot on. He's heard of it,
yeah.
324
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:59,120
The mid-point reload is really
going to change people's
enjoyment of music.
325
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,800
-Exactly.
-Okay.
326
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,800
-In a good way.
-Right.
327
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,840
-I'm just not sure they'll sell.
-Let me stop you there, mate.
328
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:09,440
I am sure they'll sell, so are
you gonna listen to you saying,
329
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,720
"I'm not really sure. I'm
insecure." Or me, that knows
exactly what I'm talking about?
330
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,200
-Uh, I don't think
it's gonna happen.
-All right...good.
331
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:20,160
-Cos maybe you're
not gonna happen then.
-What's that mean?
332
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,800
Exactly. "What's that mean?"
333
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,400
-Don't...
-With your tiny little shop.
334
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:29,000
-Sorry about that.
-Freak! Yeah, how about that?
335
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,560
[CD clatters to the floor]
336
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,880
Have fun cleaning that up!
337
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,840
-I told you I was gonna
do the talking!
-I know, I know...
338
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,840
-That's why you fucked it up.
-You said you know him.
339
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,440
I did know him.
He's showing off.
340
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,840
Fuck that.
341
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,960
-Are you waiting for someone?
-Yeah.
342
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,520
Well, come in and wait.
That's fine.
343
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:04,000
Roche, thought it would be
a good idea, actually, if
we went on a parenting course.
344
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,680
It was when he asked
whether babies ever come out
the arsehole by accident.
345
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:11,200
Well, that's a simple mistake
to make, mate. They are very
close to each other.
346
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,600
Yeah, I've heard that before.
347
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,640
Hiya, Tina. Uh, 25 weeks.
348
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,000
And we're having a boy,
little Tyler.
349
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:23,000
Oh, named him already.
Congratulations.
350
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,760
All right. I'm Darren.
Obviously, I'm not pregnant,
351
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,720
but was involved in
the process, so, you know...
352
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,840
-Hello, I'm Jack.
-Hello, Jack.
353
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,200
Hello, I'm Laura.
I'm 23 weeks.
354
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,680
And we've actually decided
to keep it a surprise.
355
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,720
Good for you.
Lots of people do.
356
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,440
Not everyone wants everyone
to know, so there we go.
357
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,240
Hello. Um...
My name's Kevin Bates.
358
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,920
-Hello, Kevin.
-Aka Beats, aka the Albino Seal.
359
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,480
-Right, so, um...
-And, um...
360
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,960
This is a picture
of my partner, Roche.
361
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,400
-Right.
-Um, she's not here yet, cos
she had an emergency at work.
362
00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,440
-Ah, so she's joining?
-Yeah, she is coming.
363
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,760
That's all right, man.
You can have a go on mine
if she don't turn up.
364
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,480
-Love that!
What's your name, mate?
-Darren. This is Tina.
365
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,200
Hello, Tina. Don't worry, I
don't want to have a go on you.
366
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,800
I mean, I would if...
and you weren't...
367
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:15,520
-[Darren laughs]
-Um, afraid we're going
to have to start now.
368
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,080
-How are we getting on?
-Yeah.
369
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,560
-We're nearly done,
aren't we, Steves?
-Sorry...
370
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,800
-Sorry.
-It's good that
you're so comfortable.
371
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:28,680
I get weird about haircuts.
I did a load of Valium earlier.
372
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,880
-Just to calm me down.
-Oh? Why not, eh?
373
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,520
-Yeah.
-Just get him finished up...
374
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,160
-Yeah.
-And out. Yep.
375
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,360
Yeah, okay.
376
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,520
Always better with a bit
of gel, innit? Just gonna...
377
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,840
This is where you'll really
see the transformation.
378
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,360
Wow!
379
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,840
Okay, so would you like
to just hold your baby
380
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:01,680
how you think a baby
would be held, so...
381
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,000
Just support the neck, Kevin.
382
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,920
-Doing a lovely job there.
-All right?
383
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,760
-Oh, hello.
-Sorry I'm late.
384
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,520
-Roche.
-Hello there.
385
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,800
-Hi.
-My dad used to do that one.
386
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:20,320
-Whey!
-Kevin. We are treating these
dolls like babies at the moment.
387
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,920
I know but they're not.
388
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,040
[director] Do you have
high expectations for
Beats at the birth time?
389
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:29,280
I have high expectations
of Kevin,
390
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:33,840
but I also am aware of what
Kevin will be able to do.
391
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:38,440
So, in the sense that,
I have high expectations
of what I would like him to do,
392
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,520
but I have very low expectations
of what I actually expect
him to do.
393
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,200
But babies, do they like
sort of jokes and that?
394
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,640
Not proper jokes,
but joke stuff?
395
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,080
Babies like to laugh,
of course, like everybody.
396
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,440
The same emotions as us.
397
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,080
Brilliant, wow!
398
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:58,560
I like how you do the little
space in between each strand.
399
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,040
It's my own little
technique actually.
400
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,360
Can I ask you if I can
get a picture of the hair
just to put in my gallery?
401
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Model for you. Modelling.
402
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,360
-Smile.
-[camera clicks]
403
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,200
Great. Okay. Perfect.
So I think we're all done now.
404
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,720
Yeah, take that off, yeah.
405
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,200
-Great. I love it,
I really love it.
-VIP treatment.
406
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,600
All right. Do you want me to
give you this ting now or...?
407
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,360
-No, no. Just...
-Bit late, innit?
408
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:33,720
Okay. Wow! You look like
a footballer or something.
409
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,680
Proper, proper
celebrity look. Wow!
410
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,840
Better with the hat
on though, innit?
411
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,600
Feel like a crack head
without the hat. Uh!
412
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,200
-All right, see you later.
-Bye.
413
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,440
-Thank you.
-Bye.
414
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,040
Bye.
415
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,760
Oh, wow.
416
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,080
He just put the hat straight on.
What's he doing?
417
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:01,360
He smelt of drugs.
418
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,360
He smelt of drugs.
419
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,000
Ah, it just seems pointless.
420
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,600
You can't sell things on
the internet. How d'you
get the money?
421
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,400
Mate, trust me, okay?
Everyone's doing it right now.
422
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,640
People don't want to go
to the shop to buy music.
423
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,240
People don't want to
go to labels, mate. It's
all about downloading.
424
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,520
-The internet.
-I still reckon the internet's
gonna blow over any day.
425
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:28,720
No, mate. Trust me, okay?
Think about it. Right now,
we live in the now generation.
426
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,240
People want everything now,
okay?
427
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,440
Instant coffee, fast food,
fast internet.
428
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,560
-Yeah.
-Even fast sex.
Three minutes max.
429
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,440
Get it in, stick it back out,
clean yourself up,
get the hell out.
430
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,720
I don't even know what
you're talking about any more.
431
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,120
You started off and then
always just go back down to sex.
432
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,680
Yeah. Sorry, I'm just...
433
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,840
very sexually frustrated
at the moment.
434
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,200
Yeah, that's...
435
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,760
-You did great today, Miche.
-Thank you.
436
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,600
-Looks like we've got a natural
hairdresser in our midst.
-Oh, thanks.
437
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,160
You did well, actually,
cos he was a bit
of a tricky customer.
438
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,560
-He was off his face, actually.
-Druggy eyes, I know that.
439
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,880
Yeah, well,
you know what they say?
440
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,240
You've got to handle people
from all walks of life
as a hairdresser.
441
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,800
-So just doing my job really.
-That is very true.
442
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:26,520
Wow, next time you come in,
Mrs Beaumont, might be our
Miche here cutting your hair.
443
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,720
Oh, my God! I mean,
I would love that.
444
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,800
I've never cut long hair before,
so it would be a dream
come true.
445
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,200
Have you ever thought
of going a bit shorter?
446
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,520
So what I want you to do
is open your nappies.
447
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,600
And I want you to tell me
whether you think
448
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,040
you've got a healthy nappy
or an unhealthy nappy.
449
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,840
Ugh! That is mental.
450
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,080
-Is that real?
-No, it's not real. Calm down.
451
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:56,200
-Excuse me, is that real?
-No, Kevin, it's not real.
452
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,720
-It's just for the purposes
of the exercise.
-Cool.
453
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,640
What have you got there?
454
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,880
Yeah, it's mustard.
Does that mean it's unhealthy?
455
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:14,160
-What do you think, Kevin?
-I think it'd be a bit painful
to shit out pure mustard.
456
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,520
Ah! That's Darren.
That's Darren.
457
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,400
Yeah, he's well safe.
What did you get?
458
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,840
-We got peanut butter.
-Peanut butter?!
459
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,920
Yeah. Seriously, spread
that shit on some toast!
460
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,440
-This is just representing...
-Oh!
461
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,120
I've had shits like
peanut butter before. Oh!
462
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,560
-Can we settle, please,
so we can learn?
-Oh, that's disgusting!
463
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,200
And...there we go.
464
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:39,040
It's official. Our records
are now available to purchase
465
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,560
exclusively online.
466
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,320
Oh, mate! That's embarrassing.
467
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,160
I've now been officially
signed to eBay, mate.
468
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:51,200
I am now the CEO
of Kurupt FM Worldwide.
469
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,040
-Trust me.
-Baby!
470
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,280
♪Celebrate good times, Come
on!♪
- Come on
471
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,680
-Whack it in there.
472
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,000
-Big ups, brother.
-Big up.
473
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,400
-To Kurupt FM Worldwide!
-To Kurupt FM Worldwide!
474
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,040
Shall we say "pick up only"?
475
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,640
Yeah, make sure
they come to Brentford.
476
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,160
[director] In five years' time,
where do you see yourselves?
477
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,280
I'll probably be, you know...
I'll probably move to
a nicer part of Hounslow.
478
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,640
I'll probably get
a double Portakabin.
479
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,800
-So double-decker Portakabin.
-We're gonna have a castle
in Jamaica.
480
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,160
-Slash club-house.
-It's one of my plans.
481
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,040
Come down on
holiday to Jamaica.
482
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,720
I'll visit these
boys in Jamaica.
483
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,720
I'll be micro-managing
them from Hounslow.
484
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,400
I tell you what, actually, look.
You've signed this one.
485
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,680
So it's a limited edition.
We could probably charge
more for that.
486
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,880
Love that.
Whack it on for a grand.
487
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,760
-Really? What, a grand?
-Two grand, actually,
you're right.
488
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,360
I think any more than that
might limit sales.
489
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,680
Ah! That's lovely, that is.
490
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,640
So there are three basic
stages to labour.
491
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:53,960
You've got the dilation. This
is when you'll probably notice
some discharge from your vagina.
492
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,040
Basically, the mucus plug
that's been keeping infection
493
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:01,040
from going into your womb
and affecting your baby,
this is when it passes out.
494
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:06,760
-Is that only if it goes wrong?
-No, this is if it goes well.
We haven't got to the bad stuff.
495
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,960
-[drum and bass plays]
-Look at that.
496
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,720
That's mad. Our single's
literally worth more
than anyone's on there.
497
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,840
What does that tell you?
498
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,080
It tells you
I'm better than them.
499
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,120
Look at that.
500
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,840
[Beats] What these boys done
is incredible. Our own label.
501
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:37,480
Trust me, Kurupt FM will
always be groundbreaking, yeah?
502
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,520
-We'll just hit the ground
running and break it.
-Yeah.
503
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,640
Free champagne.
It's all part of the music life.
504
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,920
We'll take it out
of the first pay cheque.
505
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,680
Well, it wasn't signed off.
506
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,800
-Signed off at management level.
-Overruled by CEO.
507
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:56,000
[Beats] We don't need some mucky
label telling us what to do,
giving us bare money.
508
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,800
No amount would be enough.
You can't put a price
on what we're worth.
509
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:03,000
-Exactly, we're worthless.
-Exactly.
510
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,920
Aah!
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