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I'd like to welcome you all
to the grand opening
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of my very first nightclub.
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I now declare...
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Champagne Steam Rooms
officially open!
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-Oi! Whoa!
-Bloody hell!
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-Oh, mate!
-Oh, shit! Oh, for f...
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I didn't know it was red.
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Are the armadillo skin shoes
ruined as well?
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Got cheap wine
all over the bastards.
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-This is it, guys.
-Let me go first.
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-Welcome! Ah! Yes!
-Jesus.
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-Fucking speakers!
-Ah, look at the sound system!
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Guys, guys, guys,
welcome to my super-club.
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Look at that.
Smoke machine for the steam.
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-That is perfect.
-Look, wait, look.
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Wait. That is sick.
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This is going to be the
bit where, like, everyone's
trying to push through
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to get towards me and
I'm on stage like this,
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with you as well,
like that, yeah?
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And everyone's like, "Oh, can
I can touch man?" and that,
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and I'm gonna be fully
dripped in Moschino, like.
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-And where is the VIP,
cos I cannot see anything?
-Oh, VIP! Come through, guys.
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Welcome to the V-I-P.
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-Ah, gold chairs, yeah?
-Wow!
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Phew! A little taste
of how the other half live.
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[Grinda] One of the main
things that you need sorted
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when you've got your own club
night, yeah, is just a room
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you can go and chill out
and just get away from
the hectic fans and that.
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-Green room.
-Could be any colour.
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Just got, like, champagne in
ice buckets, pre-rolled zoots...
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What about them lovely sausage
rolls Miche did for your
packed lunch?
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We don't need saus...
Actually, yeah.
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Few sausage rolls to line the
stomach before we kill the set.
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-Whack 'em on the list, yeah.
-Sausage...roll.
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This is very much a team-based
area, so no-one else
will be allowed in.
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-Please back off, guys.
-Cos we're better than
everyone else!
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-Am I better than everyone?
-I doubt it, to be
honest, Steves.
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Stevie, I've got a job
for you if you want. You
could make another tenner.
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Steves, you are part of
the team, so you can come in.
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-Cool, man.
-But you'll very much
have to stand, still.
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-Cool. I'll just stand.
-Yeah.
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Still, red carpet treatment.
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Let me show you
the bar, come on.
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-There's a bar?
-Come through, come through.
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What's the bar's name, Decoy?
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Welcome to the
Champagne Cocktails!
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Oh, fuck off! Fuck off!
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-What is that?
-Shut up, there's sand here!
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-Hey, guys, what cocktail
do you want?
-[laughter]
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-I think that's probably
you done now, actually.
-Is it?
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-Susan's only got one
customer left, so...
-Okay.
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Actually, Miche...
can I have a quick word?
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Oh, Tanya, sorry, is it
about the hair straighteners?
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Cos I was borrowing them cos
me and Angel were trying out
some Rihanna looks on her.
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No, don't worry about that.
It's actually about
your contract.
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You know your probation
period is up now?
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-Yeah.
-And...
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-We'd like to offer you
the position full-time!
-Really?!
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-Yes!
-Ah, amazing! That's so great!
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Is Angela going to be
full-time as well, then?
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Angela's going back to college.
That's sort of why we...
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Sorry, so just to confirm, I've
got the job but Angela has not?
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-Yeah, it's just you.
-Oh, God!
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And she's been here
longer than me. Oh, dear.
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-Obviously, you don't have
to say yes right now.
-Yeah.
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Have a think about it tonight.
Let me know tomorrow. Yes?
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Definitely. Amazing.
Thank you, Tanya. This
is brilliant news. Yeah.
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-I'll need to check with
my boyfriend...
-Fiancé.
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Fiancé, yeah. But I'm sure
he'll be really happy about
it, so it's brilliant.
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Nah, the strands are too thick.
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-[door closes]
-Miche? Ah, thank
fuck you're back.
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I'm trying to get these
strands right, but I can't
get 'em spot-on like you.
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I got the job, baby!
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-Yeah?
-Yeah, I'm full-time
now at Lavender!
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-I thought you had a job?
-No, I've been on probation for
the last two weeks, remember?
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Is it? Can you come
and do this, please?
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To be honest, Miche, I reckon
you don't even need a job,
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cos with all this
rave shit going off,
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I reckon you should focus
just on my hair from now on.
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Yeah, no one can get it
done like you, anyway, so it's
better off that way, innit?
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Nah, I ain't happy
Miche has got a job.
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To be honest,
she's showing herself up
and she's showing me up.
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Cos it's embarrassing, innit?
One of the highly-skilled
MCs in the area, yeah?
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And his missus is working.
Look at the Premiership
footballers...
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-[director] But you don't
earn as much as they do.
-No, but one day I will earn...
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more than them,
if I want.
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Chabuddy G is back
on the London party scene.
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I am the bloody
London party scene!
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Lock up your daughters.
Actually, don't lock
up your daughters.
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Lock up your mother,
lock up your aunties
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and any other women
of legal age limit!
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Chabuddy G, aka 50 Shades
Of Brown, is ready for action!
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[Beats]
What's that? What's that?
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What's going on up here?
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Nah, nothing. Craig's
letting me use his Lynx.
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-He's actually perfected
the perfect blend.
-Yeah?
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-So is it just
two sprays of Excite?
-No, no. One spray of Excite.
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Two sprays of Dark Temptation.
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And then, the last bit,
just a mist of Africa.
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[whistles]
Let me try that.
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[Roche coughs]
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Yeah. Perfect. Now
I've got a man who smells
exactly the same as my son!
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I was just wondering,
should I bring my expandable
truncheon, do you reckon?
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-Definitely, I want you
both to have a good time.
-Yeah?
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And if any gurning 19-year-old
gets out of hand...
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Smash! Boom!
Back of the knee.
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I'll just go, bang, upwards.
Bring them back up.
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[director] So are you
looking forward to the rave?
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This might sound awful, but I'm
hoping something kicks off.
That would make my night.
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And then I'd get right
round his neck, right round.
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So I'm sort of looking
forward to it, but I'm...
I'm a bit, you know...
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Imagine a whole
warehouse of "them".
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You hurt my collarbone, man.
You always take it too far.
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Just got a bit excited, love.
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-[knocking on door]
-Miche! Door!
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No, I'm getting ready.
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I thought you were supposed
to be gone already.
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-Miche, there's a homeless
woman at the door.
-What? Shut the door then!
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-Little twat.
-Whatever. Even Angel
says I'm better than you.
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-I like your top.
-Thank you, darling.
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So you sure you'll be able
to get the bus on your own?
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Yeah, it's fine, cos Mum's
got to do my hair first.
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All right, cool. Well,
you are on the VIP list, so...
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-So you'll be right at the top.
-Could you put me down
as Lady Miche?
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-Just cos that's my Twitter
name, so sounds classier.
-Yeah.
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It does sound pretty classy,
yeah. All right, cool.
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Well, um...Decoy's outside.
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-Better go, cos he's downstairs
right now. See you later.
-Bye!
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[singing] What's the other
one? There's a better one.
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-Er, bad biggidy boy.
-[he sings]
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Vocal warm-ups.
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Mind out the way,
VIP coming through.
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-Yeah, fuck off!
-See you in a bit, yeah?
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All right, yeah.
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Woo!
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[dance music plays]
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This is shit!
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There's hardly anyone here.
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It's half 11,
there's meant to be a
sea of people everywhere.
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What the fuck
are we going to do?
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[Nan] Don't you let that
little mug tell you what you
should do with your life.
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If you want to do it,
you should just go for it.
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Yeah, Yolo, but also you have
been divorced four times.
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Oi, oi! Three times,
if you don't mind!
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-We're talking about you.
-Yeah.
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You don't need anybody, yeah?
Chelle, you are beautiful.
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-Thanks, Mum.
-I'm going to call her.
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-I'm just going to do it.
-Are you?
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-Yeah.
-What, right now? All
right. I'll pour us a drink.
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Go on, then.
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Talk, like...
talk nice and everything.
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-Yeah, I'll do my posh voice.
-Do your telephone voice!
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-Oh, it's ringing.
-If it goes to answerphone,
put it down.
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Hi, Tanya!
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Oh, God, sorry.
Oh, did I wake you up?
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Sorry, I'm drunk. I didn't
realise what time it was.
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Yeah, well, I was just calling
to say that I will take the job.
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We can talk about it more
tomorrow? Yeah, it's fine.
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Yeah, no problem. Yep.
No, sleep well. Yeah. No...
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"Sleep well"! You just
woke her up, you prat!
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[laughs]
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-Cheers to the new job!
-To you, darling.
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-To you and me.
-And Angel.
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-And Angel.
-To Angel.
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-And your new boyfriend?
-Yeah.
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How was it when you
went to go and see him?
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He's nice.
I mean, he's well fit. 18.
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Really? Wow, that's
the youngest yet, isn't it?
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Not really.
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Where's...?
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There's not even
a champagne bucket.
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What...?
Excuse... Why is...?
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Why is there people walking
through the VIP bit?
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The toilet's
just there, mate.
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That's ridiculous! It stinks!
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-Do you know
if I'm meant to wipe them?
-What's that?
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-Am I supposed to wipe them?
-Whatever you're comfortable
with, Steves.
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-Tell them no shitting!
-No shitting. No shitting.
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No shitting? All right.
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Er...hello?
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-I'm gonna go chat to Chabuds.
-Yeah, sort it out!
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Sorry, mate.
Just to say that there's
actually a no-shitting rule now,
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so if you've started,
just kind of clench.
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Or just suck it back in.
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-You all right?
-Not really.
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-You got a bucket
for the champagne?
-I was going to give you that.
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That's just a bucket.
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Yeah, no, it's a gold
bucket, mate. Turn it round!
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-It's a champagne bucket.
-Exactly!
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Cheers, mate. You're the man,
bruv. See you in a bit.
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Got the champagne bucket.
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Fuck!
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Can I get a water,
please, mate?
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We don't actually
do waters, but, uh...
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Actually, yeah, why not?
Um...
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Waters are £3.
I can do you two for £5.
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-You want them?
-Yeah, mate.
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Two bottles of water, yeah?
Okay, two bottles of water.
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-There we go, mate, that's £5.
-Cheers, mate.
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Cheers.
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We could call a few people,
get them to come down.
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Nah, I ain't doing that!
That's just...
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Do you know what?
This is all you, mate!
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Cos you fucked up the promotion
by fucking off with Craig
on your little fishing trip!
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Don't talk about Craig.
He's got a heart of gold.
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"Don't talk about Craig," yeah?
I tell you what,
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why don't you and Craig go
and fucking do a set to, like,
three, four people or whatever?
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Cos I ain't fuckin' doing it.
Get the fuck out my way.
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-You got a light, bruv?
-Yeah.
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What's all this about, then?
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They was meant to be filming
me MC-ing in there, but...
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-Fuck off.
-What?
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-You MC Grindah?
-Er, yeah.
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-Mate, let me get a picture.
-Yeah, yeah.
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-Aaron, you got your phone?
-Yeah.
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-Throw your "K's" up as well.
-Yeah.
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Get the champers in there.
Did you get that?
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[director] Are you nervous
about telling Grindah
that you've taken the job?
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I think I just need
to tell him he's wrong.
220
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:33,120
There's this thing
now on social media
and it's called feminism.
221
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:36,120
It's basically all about women,
you know, we're all equal, so...
222
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:39,280
why can't we wear
the trousers too?
223
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,600
Although, it does depend
on your physique.
224
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,000
Cos if you've got
an apple-shaped body,
225
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:47,360
then you need to conceal
the trunk and let your
legs do the talking.
226
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,400
Straggler.
227
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:09,000
Let's get out
of here, me and you.
Let's get out of this place.
228
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,960
-Can I just get
a cocktail, please?
-Yeah, no worries.
229
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,520
Start with a cocktail first.
230
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,920
Oh, whoa!
What you got there?
231
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,880
-The old Jack and Jills, is it?
-Yeah.
232
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,040
Fuck it, have one, innit?
233
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,560
-I'm all good.
-What, you don't get on it?
234
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,160
These ones are banging, mate.
Trust me. I ain't some mug!
235
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,560
No, I do get on it. I've got
this and I'll probably be
full off that.
236
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:37,640
I do do them,
obviously, but more after
the set if anything, so...
237
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:40,440
Oh, I'll have one.
238
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,840
Cheers, mate.
239
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,400
Oh, these ones, are they?
240
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,600
-All right.
-Oh, good.
241
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:53,040
-Did you take it?
-Yeah, I took it.
242
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,800
Give me another one, then,
if you don't believe me.
243
00:13:56,840 --> 00:14:00,840
You actually want me
to do another one?
244
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,080
-Just do it, mate.
-Yeah, I will just do it.
245
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,680
On my tongue.
246
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,760
[dance music plays]
247
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,320
Steves! I'm just going to
see if I can find Grindah.
248
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,320
Cool, man.
249
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,920
Turn them out for me.
250
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,200
-All right, Roche?
-All right, Miche?
251
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,800
-How are you?
-Fine. You're looking lovely.
252
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:32,640
You too. Great.
So I'm on the VIP list.
253
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,800
Oh, that's all right,
there ain't a VIP list.
You can just go in.
254
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,240
So I'm down as Lady Miche
on the list.
255
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,240
No, there's no list,
you can just go in.
256
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,080
-Can I ask you a question?
-Okay.
257
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,480
What kind of guys do you
like to have sex with?
258
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,880
Ah, no worries.
Can I help you?
259
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,880
Decoy. Have you seen Grindah?
260
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,760
How was that for you?
All right? Do you want a
little zhoosh under the armpits?
261
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,240
Steves.
262
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,280
Put that roll-on down, mate,
we've got to find Grindah.
263
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,920
-There you go, mate.
All fresh, good to go.
-Steves!
264
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:23,240
Yeah. Sorry, man.
Oh, nice one! Sick.
265
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,600
Got anything in your
pockets or...?
266
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,960
-Roche, have you
seen Grindah?
-Oh, yeah.
267
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,800
He came out earlier.
He was all pouting and sulky.
268
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,920
I didn't see
where he went cos I was
dealing with these nonces.
269
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,640
What the fuck is
that on his head?
It's like a Shoreditch samurai.
270
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:41,600
Right, Steves, you do
a lap of the warehouse, yeah?
271
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,960
I'm going to hit
the high street.
272
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,520
Grindah!
273
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,600
Grindah!
274
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,920
-[Grindah groans]
-Oh, my God!
275
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,760
Grindah.
276
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,520
What's wrong?
277
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,560
-Oh, bruv...
-Bruv?
278
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,760
Fuck, it's pounding. My jaw's
all weird. I've taken a pill.
279
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,000
-You all right?
-I've never done one before.
280
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,600
-Oi, don't film me like this!
-Let's just sit you up.
281
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,760
-Sit me up where?
-Hug your knees.
282
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:18,800
That's a little technique
I've learned. Can you
feel that? How's that?
283
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:24,200
-That actually feels
better, actually.
-That's all right, innit?
284
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,720
Go on, just pop yourself up,
we're going to have
positive energy.
285
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:31,960
That's it, you're with friends.
Just hold onto me, that's it.
286
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:36,160
Positive energy. Positive
energy. That's all right.
287
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,440
That's all right.
Don't worry.
288
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,160
That's all right.
How's that now?
289
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,160
Eh? How's that now?
290
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,600
-That's better, innit?
-Ah, yeah, fucking...
291
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,480
That feels a lot
better, actually.
292
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:56,640
See that? That's all you needed,
just a little release there.
293
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,040
-Thanks for that.
-Cool, man.
294
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,600
-Where's Beats?
-You got a tissue?
295
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,120
This feels banging!
296
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,560
[dance music plays]
297
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,320
Right, Fanta, this is your
time to shine, brother.
298
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,920
-You've earned this. You ready?
-I'm ready, man.
299
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,480
Oh, wait. Grindah! Don't need
you now, pull back. Grindah!
300
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,720
Bruv, you all right?
301
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,440
-I'm fucking sick.
-Have you seen the crowd?
302
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,640
It's sick. They're all
here for me! Take one of these.
303
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:29,200
Do it! It's banging.
A little fan gave it to us.
304
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,920
-All right, fuck it. Living
la vida loca, yeah?
-Trust me though.
305
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:40,880
[Grindah] Who's ready inside
for the world famous...
306
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:45,680
best MC in the world,
MC Grindah, right now?
307
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,680
[Beats] Brentford's just
the start. After that,
308
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:53,520
the world is our oyster.
We got Plymouth,
Chinchester, yeah?
309
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,440
[Grindah] I mean, next thing
you know, probably get Ayia
Napa on the phone.
310
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,800
Like, "Oh, you
lot are killing it!
311
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:02,360
Do you want to come out
to Ayia Napa and we'll
pay you bare money,
312
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,560
fly you out, get you a
hotel, all-inclusive...
313
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:09,800
not necessarily all-inclusive
food but definitely
a breakfast buffet," like.
314
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,720
[Beats] Most important meal
of the day, innit?
315
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,920
♪ G-R-I-N-D, G-R-I-N-D ♪
316
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:19,120
♪ G-R-I-N-D, G-R-I-N-D
Baddest MC in the industry ♪
317
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,520
♪ B to the E to the A to the T
and the S and the yes,
and the we are the best! ♪
318
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:26,120
♪ B to the E to the A to the T
to the S and the yes
and the we are the best! ♪
319
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,560
♪ K to the U-R-P to the T
Kurupt FM is our family ♪
320
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:33,000
♪ K to the U-R-P to the T
Baddest MC in the industry ♪
321
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,120
♪ Who's that brother
with the blue suede shirt? ♪
322
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,880
♪ Who's that brother
with the blue suede shirt? ♪
323
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,080
♪ Avirex jacket,
Parsley shirt! ♪
324
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,160
♪ Who's that brother with
the blue suede shirt? ♪
325
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,000
♪ Who's that brother
with the blue suede shirt? ♪
326
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,760
♪ Avirex jacket,
Parsley shirt! ♪
327
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,480
One water please, babe.
328
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,800
For you, pretty lady,
I'll do you a special price.
329
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,440
£2 and you get
a free straw as well.
330
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,040
-Thanks so much!
-No, you're welcome.
331
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,400
Stevie, come on, mate.
332
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,920
-I'm going to DJ
in front of everyone.
-Selecta!
333
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,840
-Come on, Steves.
-Selecta!
334
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,400
♪ N-I-K-E, it's the brand
that I wear, you see ♪
335
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:11,000
-♪ It's A-double-D-I-D-A-S
-Are the trousers
that I possess ♪
336
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,600
♪ R-double-E-B-O to the K
R-double-E-B-O to the K ♪
337
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,920
♪ R-double-E-B-O to the K
That's the trainer
that I wear every day ♪
338
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:21,560
♪ When I say, you say,
we say, they say
Make some noise! ♪
339
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,920
♪ When I say, you say,
we say, they say
Make some noise! ♪
340
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,400
♪ When I say, you say,
we say, they say
Make some noise! ♪
341
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:32,000
♪ When I say, you say,
we say, they say
Make some noise! ♪
342
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,600
♪ Sit upon the riddim
when I sit up on the riddim! ♪
343
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:39,120
♪ Sit upon the riddim
when I sit up on the riddim! ♪
344
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,440
You've got a really nice face.
345
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,400
Thank you very much. You have
a beautiful face as well.
346
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,480
I like a woman
who's not afraid to sweat.
347
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:52,200
She's been up here ten times,
asking for "water". Right.
348
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,960
I think she's
sniffed out the fact that
this is my club, you know?
349
00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,720
A classy lady
like that, she can smell
success from a mile, mate.
350
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,080
And right now,
I bloody reek of it.
351
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,600
♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
352
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,240
♪ Wi' di riddim and the ride ♪
353
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,800
♪ All 'pon di riddim
in the roughneck style ♪
354
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,520
♪ Watch the man go cronk
Baby, badboy grind ♪
355
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,240
♪ When they come down
gonna sit down beside ♪
356
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,000
♪ Casual lickle girl
Suck me off then bounce ♪
357
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,800
♪ Yes, MC Grindah comes
back to fuck her! ♪
358
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,880
-All that ragga shit.
-I love that ragga shit.
359
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,280
I've got, like, a Jamaican soul,
so like...
360
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,160
♪ Don't matter, boy
I've got MC Grindah ♪
361
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,960
♪ Takin' the microphone
We're gonna be there ♪
362
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,680
♪ Who's then got the riddim
and they bust up the light? ♪
363
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,480
♪ On time, the Beats
His name down beside I ♪
364
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:41,680
Oh, my days! Hey! Hey, listen!
Miche, I sees ya!
365
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,400
Lady Miche, big up!
I see you, yeah?
366
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,640
You do everything for me.
367
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:51,040
You even put me before
your job and I fucking
love you for that.
368
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:55,440
My gorgeous son, Craig, is
somewhere in here with bare
girls, like getting noshed off.
369
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,880
-Slammin' the pussy.
-I sees ya, Craig.
Daddy sees ya.
370
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,840
[Grindah] Big it up!
371
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,560
Insane!
372
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,720
Whoa, gosh!
373
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,280
♪ Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! ♪
374
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,720
I'm going to do a stage dive!
I'm going to do
a fucking stage dive!
375
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,560
Grindah's going
to do a stage dive!
376
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,680
[cheering]
377
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,600
[Miche]
That is really amazing!!
378
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,800
They fucking loved me, yeah?
They worship me!
379
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,320
Look, I wanted to talk to you
about the whole job thing.
380
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,840
-What?
-The job thing.
381
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:39,600
Listen, don't worry about that.
Everything I said earlier,
yeah? Forget that.
382
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,960
You take that job.
That's you, cuz!
383
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,080
Oh, okay. I will then,
I'll take it.
384
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:49,440
Yeah. I was thinking,
yeah, being up there,
385
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,080
I feel like we could
do anything together!
386
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:56,640
We can, like, get on a plane
and just live in the hills
of Jamaica in a farm
387
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,560
-and get married, with a dog.
-Get married?
388
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,960
Ah, it's more the Jamaica
thing, not necessarily...
389
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,120
Are you proposing??
390
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,880
Uh... Sort of, like...
391
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:13,400
Yeah, fuck it! Why not? Uh...
392
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:17,000
Yeah, as long as we don't have
to get married for a long time,
393
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,040
-we might as well, innit?
-You going to kneel down?
394
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,720
-Yeah.
-So you just go down like that.
395
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,400
-Ah. It's quite intense.
-I do!
396
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,680
-What?
-I do!
397
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,240
Sick.
398
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,680
Aah!
399
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,480
Did you not see me
stage diving there?
400
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,000
Your face is so amazing.
401
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:48,000
Yeah, I actually moisturise
with almond butter.
402
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,000
[laughs]
Is your whole body soft?
403
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,160
Well, I'll tell you one part
of my body that isn't soft!
404
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,760
Don't go anywhere.
405
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,440
-Grindah.
-Yeah, man.
406
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,680
I'm sorry about
being defensive earlier.
407
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:21,040
It's cos of Craig and that,
like. You know what it's
like being a dad.
408
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,480
Don't even try that, brother.
I'm sorry, bruv.
409
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,280
Craig opened up to me the
other day. He called me Dad.
410
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:32,200
Are you serious?
Bruv, that's fucking sick!
411
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,480
-Yeah.
-Eh, come here,
you fucking sickhead.
412
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,840
Ah, man, that's what
I'm saying about you, man.
413
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:44,320
You know, I proposed to Miche
earlier, sort of like,
by mistake.
414
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:47,040
But I feel all
right for doing it.
415
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:51,360
That's amazing, man. That's
what it's about, though, innit?
416
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,560
-Yeah.
-It's about family and that.
417
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,920
It's true.
It's fucking true.
418
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,440
Always.
419
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,840
Hello, mate, there's
a no-shitting rule tonight
but apart from that...
420
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:11,840
This is what having your
own club does to people!
421
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,720
She can't bloody
get enough, mate!
422
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,680
Oh...
423
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,520
All right, mate?
424
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,760
Steves, can you do me a favour?
Can you take over the bar
for a minute?
425
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,520
-Yeah.
-I've pulled, mate! Yeah.
426
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:31,800
And I think, yeah...
I think she might be
really special, this one.
427
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,640
-She does seem nice, man.
-Yeah.
428
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,080
-Cheers, Stevie.
-Cool.
429
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,160
The return of the queen!
430
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,440
-What?
-Shall we boogie?
Let's boogie. Come on!
431
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,760
Abdi, back off, mate!
Abdi, you're too close!
432
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,880
-You all right?
-Yeah.
433
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,720
-Why are you so sweaty?
-I think it's cos I'm nervous.
434
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,320
-Roche...
-Yeah?
435
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,920
I need to tell you something.
436
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,520
Basically, Grindah
proposed to Michelle.
437
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,400
-Oh!
-And it made me think that...
438
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,840
maybe we should do the same.
439
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,960
That's very romantic.
Let's talk about it
tomorrow, eh, Kevin?
440
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,160
Nah, cos Craig called
me Dad this week.
441
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,280
And it made me think
that we're a family.
442
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,320
Maybe we could
be a proper family.
443
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:33,520
I love you, Roche.
444
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,560
Get up! You're only meant
to go on one knee, all right?
445
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,920
-Is it?
-If you still feel like it,
ask me tomorrow, yeah?
446
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,880
-Yeah, I definitely will.
-Okay, I look forward to that.
447
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,760
Yeah. All right?
Go and enjoy yourself, Romeo.
448
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,600
Safe.
449
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,920
Mate! I'm having
the sickest time.
450
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,000
Bruv, your jacket smells a
bit weird. Stay back a bit.
451
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,960
-I can't believe
we've done this, man.
-This is amazing!
452
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,400
Is your tummy still
feeling poorly?
453
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,080
Yeah, it still
hurts quite a lot.
454
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,800
How are your dark
thoughts getting on?
455
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,960
Get you all tucked in.
456
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,000
-I still feel pretty sad,
to be honest.
-Put your head up.
457
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,560
Oh, don't worry. I've got
something that'll cheer you up.
458
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,080
I knew you probably wouldn't
want to go out today,
459
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,760
so I just popped out
and I got a ring, so...
460
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,160
What? Ah, fuck!
461
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,120
Aww!
462
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,200
[Angel] Mummy!
463
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,480
-Here she is! Yay!
-I've got my dress on.
464
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,000
Me and Angel have been
practising, so, yeah.
465
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:46,400
-Can't believe that
we're engaged now.
-Congratulations!
466
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,000
-Oh, yeah. We don't...
-Keep holding them.
467
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,240
..necessarily
need to tell everyone
we're engaged, Miche.
468
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:56,280
People stay engaged for
a long time before they
actually tell anyone.
469
00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:00,040
-Yeah.
-Can we just...talk
about this another time?
470
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,880
I'm feeling pretty sick,
to be honest.
471
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,480
Until next time, my queen!
472
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,800
Just promise me
one thing, baby.
473
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,720
Don't fall in love.
I'm damaged goods.
474
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:16,160
Oh, hey, guys. Come in.
[chuckles]
475
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,560
That's embarrassing, innit?
Bed's still unmade.
476
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,760
[sniffs]
What's that smell?
477
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,640
I'll tell you what that is,
that's the smell of sex.
478
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,760
With a little bit
of very basic foreplay.
479
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,120
[Roche] You all right?
480
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,280
[Beats] I think if I cough,
I might shit myself.
481
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,000
Oh!
482
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,960
There you go, that's for you.
483
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,440
Craig, man, you legend.
Thanks, man.
484
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,920
See you had a good time
last night, as well...
485
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,560
-chewing that bird's face off.
-What girl?
486
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,560
Yeah, she was all right.
Bit sweaty, though.
487
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,480
You guys done me proud
last night, man. Both of you.
488
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,840
You didn't do
too badly yourself.
489
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,280
'Ere, is there anything
you wanted to talk about today?
490
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,400
-No, not really.
-Nothing you wanted to ask me?
491
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,960
No.
492
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,800
You see, you see
what I said last night...
493
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,080
-Mmm?
-outside and...and that...
494
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,920
Yeah, don't worry, you twat,
I'm only joking!
495
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,000
Ah, fucking hell!
496
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,280
-Cos I was going to leave
today, like, just run.
-Were you?
497
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,600
-For a bit and then come back.
-Okay. [she laughs]
498
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,280
[Beats] Success means different
things to different people.
499
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,960
But, to me, success
isn't about money.
500
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,040
-It's about family
and love, innit?
-Nah.
501
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,840
[Grindah] Everyone's got
a family. We've got that
and the club night, so...
502
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,800
-Truesay.
-Yeah.
503
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,800
-We're quite inspirational,
really, innit?
-Yeah.
504
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,760
What I would say is if you're
watching this right now,
505
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,120
and you're feeling
bare inspired,
506
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:56,200
remember, MC Grindah
told you, you can achieve
anything you want in life.
507
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,120
-Anything.
-Well, not...
508
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,960
Within reason, obviously.
Be realistic about it.
509
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,200
[Beats] Do something that
you're probably already
quite good at,
510
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,920
-just make it easier.
-Yeah, exactly.
511
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:12,160
Set your goals low so that
you might be able
to achieve them.
512
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,800
No one likes a failure.
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