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[Grindah] ♪ Say if I was
Jesus... ♪
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[Miche] You making your own
toast?!
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It's easy. Just put
butter and that on it.
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♪ With the mix with the lighter,
mix with the venom of a
what? Of a viper, it's MC
Grindah ♪
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♪ Na-na-na. If I was Jesus,
I'd be mixing a lighter ♪
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Yeah. Mixing "with" a lighter,
but that's still good.
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-You seem chirpy today.
-Yeah, very chirpy, actually.
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Let's just say, things
are gonna change around here.
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What, are you gonna finish
doing them curtains?
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They're fine. I've stuck 'em
up already with some tape on it.
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Well, go on then,
what is it? Well...
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I've gotta get something sorted,
but all I will say...
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is that it is something
you've always dreamed of.
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See you later, girls.
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What?!
Has he said something to you?
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I'm not taking you to school
until you tell me.
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So many thoughts in my head
right now, it's just...
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My mind is just seeing images,
you know?
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It's like I can see the
future and I see potential.
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-Shall we tell them?
-Go on.
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Basically, I can
exclusively reveal
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that Chabsie has opened up
his own nightclub,
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and we are gonna be having
our own very first
club night, called...
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the Kurupt FM
Champagne Steam Rooms.
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-Grindah thought of the name.
Fucking genius.
-Yeah.
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Just working on the flyers.
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[Grindah] If you go about
promoting your night, right,
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you're laughing, mate,
financially and physically.
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I mean, start off small
and then you don't know
where you will end up.
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It's not small,
it's gonna be big. It's gonna
be a massive, sold-out event.
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-Oh, has it sold out?
-Not yet, but it will be
by the time this goes out.
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-Stop...constantly.
-Sorry.
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-Easy you, man. So today's
the first day of our...
-[Craig] Dad!
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-..promotion campaign.
Hold on one sec.
-Hello?
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-Craig, I'm here, son.
-He's on the phone.
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The reception keeps cutting
out. I can't even hear you.
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Give me the phone, Craig.
You are such a mess!
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Why are you dressed
like a farmer?
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It's not you who has to deal
with it now, is it? Oh, right.
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Well, maybe next time just
don't get his hopes up
in the first place.
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You should see his little face.
You should.
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-It is little.
-[mobile bleeps off]
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Sorry, love. He says he's got
some work he can't turn down.
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Sure he'll take you
another time.
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Maybe, um...
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-I could take him if you want.
-Take him fishing?
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-Yeah.
-Eh?
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I've been waiting to do this
for so long, man!
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Just me and you out
in mother's nature.
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Just roaming the land.
Do you know what I mean?
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Like two albino bears
in the woods.
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Just like, making huts
out of mud
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and drinking our own piss.
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-What?
-Aren't you meant to be
doing something today?
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Oh, fuck, yeah! Starting
the promotion's campaign.
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Put it on ice. I'll call
Grindah. He'll understand.
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He knows how much
you lot mean to me.
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[Chabuds] What up?
Grindah, how you doing?
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I hope you lot like it.
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Oh, my God...
Oh, my God!
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Oh, shit!
What's that in my hand?
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I've actually added a bottle
of champagne by magic.
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Mini champers on the page,
classy.
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That's me there at the bottom.
Face a little bit covered.
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Chill out, mate.
It's not all about you.
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Okay, listen, boys,
I was going to ask, Deckie.
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Is it all right if you
give me a hand setting
up the club night and that?
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-What have I got to go do?
-Just a bit of light
building work.
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No worries. It's all good.
He don't mind.
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You boys okay with doing
the promo side of things?
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Of course, mate. Trust me,
mate. Me and Steves, yeah,
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we on this team spreading
the word like chlamydia.
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-The dream team!
-Fuck Beats, innit?
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-Fuck Beats!
-Fuck him.
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We're gonna be all over
Brentford estate.
Everyone's gonna know.
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-Champagne Steam Rooms...
-Oh, for fuck's sake!
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There's a hole in my bag.
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-Let's hurry up, yeah.
-Sorry.
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Has anyone got any jaffa tape?
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There you go, son.
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About to hit the road.
Bit of fishing.
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Oh, I love fishing.
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There's no room in the boot
cos of these fucking speakers!
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-You're definitely up for this?
-Yeah, hundred per cently.
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I spoke to Grindah.
He was a little bit fuming,
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but that's what it's about,
innit? Sacrifice.
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And right now, I need
to take my son fishing.
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-I am not your son.
-Stepson.
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And I'm his guardian, and right
now he needs me to guard him.
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[speakers pump out
loud drum and bass]
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It's this thing.
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See you later.
See you fannies in a bit.
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Kuruption! 108.9!
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I hope he was joking about
drinking his own piss earlier.
Wouldn't put it past him.
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-Bit of a mad morning for me,
really, Angela.
-Really. What's been going on?
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It's Grindah, yeah. He was
acting a bit weird this morning,
like sort of suspicious.
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-What do you think it is?
-I literally don't even know.
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Basically, he just said it was
something I always dreamed of.
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What have you always dreamed of?
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I do want to get a hot-tub,
but our bathroom's tiny, so...
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We've just got a bath.
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Oh, my God! Do you think that
maybe he's going to
propose to me?
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Cos we have been together
for, like, six years now, so...
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That would be amazing.
I hope it is that, Miche.
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-What do you think?!
-What? Like, I dunno, really.
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-What's happening?
-Basically, me and Angela think
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that my boyfriend's
about to propose, so...
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-No, I was just saying maybe--
-Oh! Congratulations!
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-Little Miche, getting married!
-Oh, thank you!
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-About time.
-Oh, God! This is mad, innit?
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Amazing! I love a wedding.
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Nah, I'm not annoyed at Beats.
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Like, doing the promotion
is something I'm probably
more suited for,
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my natural charisma,
do you know what I mean?
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Like, if he wants to do stuff
for his family that's
fair enough.
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Plus I had a go at him earlier,
so I got it out of my system.
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I'll show you how it's done.
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Hello, girl. Do you want
to come to a rave?
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-No, thank you.
-No?
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-Excuse me, do want to come
to a Kurupt FM rave?
-No, I'm all right, thanks.
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Not with me! I meant, do you
want to come to my rave?
Kurupt FM rave?
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-Hello. Thank you.
-Thank you.
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Are you into garage music?
Yeah, is it?
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-Steves mate!
-No, I mean, everyone's welcome.
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Steves mate, come here.
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-What the fuck are you doing?
-You said give 'em to everyone.
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Not everyone. They're
not even into garage.
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Sorry, you're actually barred.
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Don't talk to people any more.
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I'm going to hit the shops up,
so I can really connect
with people, yeah?
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I'll see you in a bit.
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That's what I mean, man!
I've got my own club now.
I'm basically Tony Soprano.
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Decki, Decki.
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Decki, Decki. Chins up.
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Decki!
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Right, this is my super-club,
you know?
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My plan is to actually have
the champagne cocktail bar here.
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I want to use real sand
and inflatable palm trees,
you know what I mean?
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So I made this flow chart.
This is a few ideas I've
got for the club.
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-So you're gonna build it
out of this stuff here?
-Yeah, you know me, man?
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Never underestimate the power
of spray painting things gold.
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It triples the value instantly,
yeah. Check this out.
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A bucket. It's a normal
bucket, yeah? Now wait.
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Instant champagne bucket.
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-You still in London
when you're in Zone 6?
-Yeah.
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You see this? The soil
is actually fertile,
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which means that it's a good
area for animals to eat.
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You can tell, there's a lot
of footprints around here.
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-So there's been a lot
of activity. Fertile mud.
-Hurry up, man!
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Oh, well done.
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You found the water source.
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See that?
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That's your water source
right there.
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Follow that upstream,
whenever in doubt,
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to find the nearest
settlement of locals
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that will help you escape
to your nearest helicopter
evacuation point.
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Let's go!
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Do they have prawn
in there, Craig?
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Nature. Could be anywhere
in the world right now,
do you know what I mean?
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Thank you so much
for helping me, man.
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It's tough doing stuff
on your own, you know?
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-Being alone.
-It's cool, man.
Don't worry about it.
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Have you ever had your
heart broken, Decoy?
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What? No, not really.
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I mean...
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I never thought it would
have happened to me.
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In the beginning,
me and Aldona...
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our sexual chemistry was just
so intense, you know
what I mean?
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[sighs] We did some crazy
stuff together, you know.
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I mean, she was never
really into full sex, but...
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we did other stuff, man,
really disgusting,
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really filthy stuff, you know.
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-Even confusing at times.
-Shall we just get on with this?
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Let's crack on, come on.
No worries.
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Stop, stop, stop. Look.
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Just grab it, grab it.
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Look, unhook this.
Put your finger on there.
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Right, now keep it low as well,
cos it's a small river.
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And then just, as you swing
it round, release your
finger, like that.
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-Then lock this thing
back in place, okay?
-Okay.
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So gently...bam!
Release it, release it!
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And then just,
relax it down there.
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You see that? Man's
catching fish out here.
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-Shall a splash the water
to attract them?
-No, don't do that.
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Oh, fucking hell, man!
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Should have warn the high-tops,
innit, Craig?
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Fucked up my workouts.
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You're not supposed to splash.
It'll scare them off.
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How do you know so much
about fish?
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You're like that, um,
that little kid in Free Willy.
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Do you think if SeaWorld hadn't
trained Free Willy to jump
so high,
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he wouldn't have been
able to escape?
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-What?!
-I know. It's a proper
head fuck, innit?
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Excuse me. Excuse me!
You just dropped a flyer, mate!
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-You just dropped a flyer.
-I don't want it, bruv.
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Excuse me, mate. Can I put
these up in your window?
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Hello, mate. Can I put this
in your window for a rave?
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No, sorry, mate.
No, sorry.
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"No, sorry." Well, don't think
you'll be let in on the night.
I'll remember your face.
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Just finish that off, yeah.
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-Excuse me.
-Sorry.
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Great.
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[Miche] I've been planning
my wedding since the
day I was born.
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I just don't stop thinking
about it, just like
any girl does.
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And I think, I just want
something simple on a beach
somewhere with white sand.
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Ideally, I'd like to have
some white ponies involved,
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cos I think that's beautiful.
They're graceful animals and
they represent love to me.
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Yes, I'll probably just,
you know, go to the Bahamas
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and have a sort of bare-foot
wedding on the beach,
or something like that.
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Stay in one of those
well-nice hotels,
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where they fold your towel
into a little swan or a monkey.
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-That'd be amazing!
-Your boyfriend will
get there one day, so...
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-Oh, thank you.
-..no need to worry.
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Oh, my God!
Just everyone act natural.
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-Do I look all right?
-Oh, yeah, you look really nice.
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-He's waiting. Go on, go!
-All right.
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Give us the broom, Cinderella!
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Penny's dropped finally.
They've copped on to
who I am, yeah?
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-It's me. Yeah!
-You all right?
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Yeah. To be honest,
I had a bit of a mare today.
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But you know that thing
I was talking about earlier.
222
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,720
-You're gonna say it here?
-What?
223
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,080
-The thing you were
talking about earlier.
-Yeah. So, basically...
224
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,360
Oh, my God.
225
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,800
Kurupt FM are having
our own club night!
226
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:19,200
-So was that the thing you were
going to tell me earlier?
-Yeah.
227
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,280
You don't seem... It's my face!
228
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,800
I was gonna see if you could
pop it in the shop window.
229
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:29,200
So everyone can see it.
The other shops have been
mugging me off, recently.
230
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,920
-I'll probably need to check
with my boss.
-Yeah, she'll be fine.
231
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,960
-MC Grindah.
-Well, I'll see you later.
232
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,560
Yeah, yeah, cool.
All right. Sweet.
233
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,920
See you in a bit, yeah?
234
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,160
-Go on, what did he say?
-Oh, no, nothing, like...
235
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,800
He'll probably just, you
know, do it tonight, so...
236
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:51,080
Oh, a wedding! I'm so excited!
I love a wedding! Do you
love a wedding?
237
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,760
-You look really good together.
-Oh, thank you.
238
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,760
-Like, really cute.
-Oh, yeah. You're gonna
look amazing, Miche.
239
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,920
Got to get quicker with
the tape mechanism.
240
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,720
Get one for the postman as well.
241
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,120
If you post a flyer with
a little bit of tape on it,
242
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:23,920
then it will actually stick
to a letter and it will go
anywhere in the UK.
243
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:28,880
You don't even know where it's
gonna go. You're basically
flyering all over the UK.
244
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,800
[director] So did you put a lot
of the flyers in post boxes?
245
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,240
Yeah, I put most of the flyers
in post boxes, yeah.
246
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,800
I'll build a little Buju Banton.
247
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,080
Don't tell your mum if
I let you have some of this.
248
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,560
No, no, no. Of course.
Man code, innit?
249
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,800
Exactly.
250
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,640
I do feel like his dad, yeah.
251
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,840
I'm schooling him
about girls and life...
252
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,600
and that now, so,
yeah, definitely.
253
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,520
Just give it a little tap down.
254
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,760
He's never called me
"Dad" to my face,
255
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:05,440
but I know, in his heart,
256
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:09,040
he wants to call me "Dad".
I can feel it, d'you
know what I mean?
257
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,680
I think we nailed it, brother.
258
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:23,160
Just imagine, this place
is gonna be infested
259
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,800
with the high-society
crème de la crème-lelle
260
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,520
of Brentford's most
beautiful women,
261
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,520
will be in here,
spending their money.
262
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:36,400
High-fliers just waiting for
the right guy to come along.
Am I right?
263
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,160
Yeah, man. Cool.
264
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,920
Decki, I bet you get a lot
of chicks though, innit?
265
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,440
-You must be smashing it hard.
-No, not really, man.
266
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:47,120
Any spares you've got going,
send 'em my way, man.
Not a problem, brother.
267
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,600
Cos I reckon we're similar
types, me and you.
268
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,400
Two peas in a pod, you know?
Both obviously exotic.
269
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,080
Both got the lovely
cocoa butter skin.
270
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:59,760
-Obviously, the voluptuous lips,
you know? Both bi.
-Bi?
271
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,640
Er, like, bi-racial,
you know? Mixed race.
Cos I'm mixed race, as well.
272
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,600
-I'm half Pakistani,
half Indian.
-Yeah!
273
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:09,000
[they laugh]
Is that funny?
274
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:12,520
Oh, yeah! I guess I am
pretty... Jokes, yeah? So...
275
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,000
Oh, man! This is great banter,
Decoy, man.
276
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,800
We should chill more often,
man. What's your number?
I'll give you a call, man.
277
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,800
-I'm going to be off, man.
-It's cool, man.
278
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,760
We've caught one fish
in, like, time.
279
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:31,200
I reckon if I wade,
just catch 'em.
280
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,920
-I'm stuck in quicksand.
-It's cool. I've got it.
281
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:41,560
When sleeping in the wild,
you wanna be elevated
off the ground.
282
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,560
Cos predators...
You're an easy catch,
283
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,160
specially if there's bears
or mountain lions.
284
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,520
So best thing to do is
be propelled up.
285
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,000
-Bye, you lot. See you later.
-Ooh, hold on, hold on!
286
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,240
[cheering and applause]
287
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:06,360
Just a little something from
us to say good luck tonight.
288
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,160
Oh, wow! Thank you. I mean,
he might not even do it, so...
289
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,880
We might have to think about
taking you on permanent
contract,
290
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,800
now you've got a wedding
to save up for. Trial
period's nearly up.
291
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,440
That'll be amazing.
Thank you, everyone!
292
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,000
-You must be so excited!
-Yeah.
293
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,360
I can't wait to see
the ring tomorrow.
294
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:27,760
Just overwhelmed, aren't you?
Look at her little face.
She's overwhelmed.
295
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,240
-Look at her. Ah!
-Oh, yeah.
296
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:33,320
Well, I want every detail
tomorrow. Yeah, girls?
297
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,520
We want to know all about it.
Have a lovely evening.
298
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,000
-Good luck!
-Bye!
299
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,800
Start planning outfits.
I love a wedding.
300
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,720
Gonna have to buy
a fascinator.
301
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:48,480
Yeah. It's gonna be
such a great night for her.
302
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,880
[Grindah raps]
303
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,360
Are we gonna do
that advert soon?
304
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,000
Are you lot ready
for this bit, yeah?
305
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,800
Trust me. Graveyard adverts
are like the pinnacle of
why people go to raves, innit?
306
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,200
You don't need to be flyering
and all that bollocks.
307
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,360
If they listen to this,
they'll want to go.
308
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:14,000
-Jamaican Dutch.
Don't fuck it up.
-No, I've got it.
309
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:18,320
♪ Kurupt FM proudly presents
the Champagne Steam Rooms
sessions! ♪
310
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,320
♪ The finest in old school
garage and drum and bass
sounds ♪
311
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,960
♪ Tickets will be available
on the door... ♪
312
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,600
Steves, that's not... You
need to be more Jamaican Dutch.
Do it like Beats does it.
313
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:33,680
♪ Tickets will be available on
the door or via the Worldwide
Internet Cabin Café! ♪
314
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,800
Still... That's too Dutch, if
anything. You're not getting it.
315
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:41,440
-♪ In arena... ♪
-There's no arenas!
That's... It's one room.
316
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,920
[mobile bleeps]
317
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,840
Is that...someone that wants
to go to the rave?
318
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,000
No, it's just...
Chabuds wants Decoy's number.
319
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,080
Sort of good that we only
got one fish, really.
320
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,160
Cos this is fucking long.
321
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,000
Ever thrown a deodorant
can in a fire before?
322
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,320
Yeah, course. Me and Grindah
invented that shit.
323
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,360
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
324
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,960
-Have you got
any deodorant cans?
-Not on me, no.
325
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,640
There you go.
326
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,400
Fry, little Nemo.
327
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,640
Look at that. Chargrilled.
328
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:25,800
It's nice of your mum to
have packed this for us, so
we didn't go hungry and that.
329
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,440
Here you go, Craig.
330
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,080
I can't do this, man.
331
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,800
I might go supermarché.
332
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,600
-Shall I go?
-Yeah.
333
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,240
Yeah? Sick, man!
There's one up the road.
334
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,600
-All right?
-All right?
335
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,160
When's Beats coming back?
Cos his phone's off.
336
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,600
He's probably just got
shit reception where he his.
I'm sure they're fine.
337
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,040
-But I'll let him know you
were asking after him.
-All right, sweet.
338
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,480
Not in a weird way or anything.
Just...
339
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:15,800
Obviously, cos of the promo
thing, he might wanna know
what's going on.
340
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,200
-It's his fault as well.
-All right, well...
341
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,720
-I'll let him know.
-Cool, cool.
342
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,720
It's just that I've been
having a pretty rough time...
343
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,480
-All right, see you later.
-See you later.
344
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,040
Mm!
345
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,440
I love watching you eat.
346
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:39,640
Bought you a little present
as well.
347
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,920
There you go.
348
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,560
Happy days.
349
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,480
-All right?
-All right?
350
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,080
-I've had the longest day, like.
-Have you?
351
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,080
Yeah. What's this?
352
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:13,240
Prosessio? Prosessi-ya-yo?
353
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,480
Is that...
354
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,920
for the club night, for me?
355
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,600
-Yeah...
-Least someone thinks about me.
356
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:24,200
-See what I mean?
-Yeah. Cos it's called
Champagne Steam Rooms, so...
357
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,520
I thought you'd probably
want some...champagne.
358
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:30,360
Champagne! Ah! That's
fucking clever as well.
359
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,920
-What's that as well?
-Oh, that's just a garnish.
360
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,400
Yeah, stylish.
361
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:40,960
[sighs] Thanks, Miche.
Sometimes it's just
the little things in life
362
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
-that keep you going.
-Yeah.
363
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,920
You know?
364
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,120
-Right, you ready?
-Yeah.
365
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,440
-Shall I throw it?
-Yeah.
366
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,720
-[hissing]
-It's gonna blow.
367
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,160
Woah! Fucking hell!
368
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,960
-That looked sick.
-That was sick, innit?
369
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,040
It's like a firework,
but more fragrant.
370
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,600
-Yeah.
-Sick.
371
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,680
Ah!
372
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,960
-There you go.
-Cheers, Dad.
373
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,640
Cheers, son.
374
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,960
I fucking love fishing.
375
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:57,720
Where do you think you're going?
Come on, come on,
spill the beans!
376
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,240
-Come on...
-Show it! Show it! Show it!
377
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,200
Oh, my word! It's so nice!
378
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,480
No, it's actually
really thoughtful, yeah.
379
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,760
It's literally the one
I wanted, so, yeah.
380
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,800
-So tell us everything.
How did he propose?
-Oh, how did he propose?
381
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:17,280
Well, basically,
he got down on one knee
382
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,880
and then he just, you know,
looked up and he said,
383
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:24,600
-"Will you marry me?"
-Oh! Was it romantic?
384
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,200
God, yeah, it was so romantic.
385
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,320
Cos then everyone
just started clapping.
386
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,680
-Where were you?
-God, where were we?
387
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:37,240
-Yeah... We were in a shop.
-Oh, which shop, which shop?
388
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,520
-Details!
-Which shop, yeah?
389
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,720
-We were in Morrison's, yeah.
-Oh!
390
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,360
Cos that's where we do
our weekly shop, so, yeah,
391
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:48,280
just really meant something to
us. We were in the tins aisle.
392
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,680
-Oh, are you made up, Miche?
-Yeah.
393
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,480
Looks gorgeous. Look at
your lovely, dainty hands.
394
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,440
Wedding! I love a wedding.
395
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,840
Right, we need to get you
under the dryer, missus.
396
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,600
-You all right
with the bags, mate?
-Yeah.
397
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,800
-Roche!
-Here they are!
398
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:17,960
-Aah!
-How was your night in the wild,
also known as Uxbridge?
399
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,480
Yeah, never been
to Zone 6 before.
400
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,160
So it was an experience,
trust me.
401
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,400
-There you go, son.
-Cheers.
402
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,040
I see myself as a dad,
yeah. It's funny, innit?
403
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,240
Cos obviously it
didn't come out of me.
404
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,440
I'm actually more mature
in my fashion sense as well.
405
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:37,080
Obviously, you can tell
with the fleece.
I bought this when I moved in.
406
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:42,040
This is a more mature look.
So it's what a dad would wear.
407
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,760
I'm going more "Dad", even
fashion-based now these days.
408
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:50,040
-Tell her what you caught, son.
-Oh, it wasn't anything.
Just a tiddler really.
409
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,040
Fishing weren't that good
round that part of the river.
410
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,960
We still had a good laugh
though, innit?
411
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,360
[director] Does Beats have
his priorities stretched?
412
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,040
It's a bit irresponsible the way
he's, "Oh, I've got to do
my family and that."
413
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,360
Beats should just be on point,
radio, radio, radio.
414
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,840
That should be his life, cos
one day it's gonna make him a
millionaire off the back of me.
415
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,720
Right, Kurupt FM radio meeting.
416
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:16,120
24th of the... Like, whatever
the date is, basically.
417
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,080
Deckie, my brother!
418
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,040
-Full house!
-Ah, Mr Beats.
419
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,800
Glad you could join us, finally.
420
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,400
-What's happening, man?
-Nothing's happening.
Go and take your post.
421
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:30,560
Right, the promotions,
obviously, ain't been
working, yeah?
422
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,760
So we've got to think of
another way of attacking people.
423
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,040
[Steves] I think I've
got something, actually.
424
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,440
Subliminal messages
in the music.
425
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,680
Lot of use that is, mate!
Just shut up!
426
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,680
Quiet down, man.
427
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,760
Mm. I was thinking
more of you, mate,
428
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:53,160
-as you've done nothing
to the promotions so far.
-Yeah.
429
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,600
[Grindah] Basically, yeah, if
you want to promote yourself,
you've got to be out there.
430
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,720
On the ground, like,
handing out flyers,
431
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:05,400
telling people what you're
about, showing them that
you're a bad boy MC.
432
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,560
If we want people to love you,
then put the effort in.
433
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,400
Don't just fuck about with
your family all day.
434
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,920
-[drum and bass plays]
-♪ Champagne Steam Rooms!
435
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,160
♪ Is the session!
11th of April! ♪
436
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,440
♪ In the dimension! ♪
437
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,040
Beats, mate! Beats, mate!
Come on, hurry up!
438
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,360
Those people there!
Those people there!
439
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,280
As many people
as possible, mate!
440
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,800
[he raps]
441
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,160
[Grindah] Easy brother, hold
tight the Brentford mandem!
442
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:43,520
-Can I get back in the wheels?
-Just gonna spin it round
one more time, all right?
443
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,200
There are so many things
in my life, you know, uh,
444
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,040
perfume, weapons,
peanut dust.
445
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,000
But the hardest thing to
sell is humans.
446
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,760
Like being
at the beach, innit?
447
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,680
Not like in a human trafficking
way, that's pretty easy
with the right connections.
448
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,800
But like selling yourself,
self-promotion.
449
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,280
The boys are out there
right now on the streets
450
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,160
and they're selling themselves
and I'm proud of them.
451
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,320
-Is it a rave, yeah?
-Yeah, yeah, it's our rave.
452
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,040
-They fucking love it!
-The whole of Brentford
loves it!
453
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,360
They're just staring at me!
They love it. Everyone's
looking at me!
454
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,840
♪ Hold tight the
Brentford crew insane! ♪
455
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,520
♪ I sees ya! Remember,
remember, the 11th of April! ♪
456
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:30,040
♪ It's the Champagne
Steam Rooms session!
It's gonna be a slammer! ♪
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