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I'm gonna be late. 11 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,139 ♪ Living in America 12 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:41,341 ♪♪ 13 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:43,410 [ Man ] Baby, look what you're-- I will make it up. 14 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:47,747 [ Man ] Look what you've done, baby. ♪ Living in America 15 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:51,251 [ Woman ] I'm gonna be late for work. I gotta go. Love ya. 16 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:53,253 [ Chattering Continues ] ♪ Station to station 17 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:56,890 ♪ Living in America [ Man ] Look at it, baby. 18 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:59,726 [ Woman ] Rusty, I don't want to look at it. I'm gonna be late. 19 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:03,496 No ! I'm gonna be late. ♪ Living in America 20 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:07,500 [ Rusty ] You're looking at it. What am I gonna do now ? 21 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:09,736 [ Woman ] Why don't you take care of it ? I will be back. 22 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:13,740 ♪ Living in America 23 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:17,677 ♪ Eye to eye Station to station ♪ 24 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:21,915 ♪ Living in America 25 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:25,618 ♪ Got to have a celebration ♪ 26 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:28,421 [ Engine Revving ] ♪ Got caught up in some talk show sh-- ♪ 27 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:31,858 ♪ Now I wonder who be fightin' the girl with the trick She did my main man ♪ 28 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:34,727 ♪ Worked my home band I had to take a stand and beat the trick bad ♪ 29 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,896 ♪ Two sisters that were doin' it to their two brothers ♪ 30 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,399 ♪ Now they fightin' because they be doin' each other ♪ 31 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,535 ♪ The girl posin' nude used to be a dude, out Saturday night startin' a feud ♪ 32 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:44,838 ♪ The man cheatin' on his wife got caught last night ♪ 33 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:46,906 ♪ 'Cause the girl he was kissin' was a transvestite ♪ 34 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,309 ♪ Got caught on TV where it's too late to fight ♪ 35 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,411 ♪ Now the whole world knows about the secret life ♪ 36 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,580 ♪ Fifty-year-old mom dressin' like a hootchie ♪ 37 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,415 ♪ The young bad girls are bad with their booties ♪ 38 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,417 ♪ Too hot for TV Too much for the movies ♪ 39 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,752 ♪ Some ladies smacked Jerry Said, What, sue me ♪ 40 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:04,357 ♪ Living in America 41 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:08,261 ♪ Yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 42 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,563 ♪ Living in America 43 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,565 ♪ Yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 44 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:16,469 ♪ Eye to eye Station to station ♪ 45 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:20,773 ♪ Living in America 46 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:24,744 ♪ Hand in hand across the nation ♪ 47 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:27,680 ♪ Living in America 48 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:30,917 ♪ Got to have a celebration 49 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:34,787 "Zorzak." ♪ All right, Andy 50 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:39,225 ♪ At 11:00 p.m. the cops roll ♪ 51 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,461 ♪ In L.A. 52 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:45,698 ♪ Houston and New York City ♪ 53 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:48,935 ♪ I am living in America 54 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:57,443 ♪ I am living in America ♪♪ Housekeepin'. 55 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:06,886 Oh. 56 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,289 Sweet fucking Jesus ! What in the hell ? 57 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,324 I didn't hear you knock. I was in the can. 58 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:15,895 - That is what this is for. - You don't have to leave. 59 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:26,873 Whew. 60 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,889 [ Zipper Unzips ] 61 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:47,060 [ Panting, Sighing ] 62 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:51,631 [ TV ] He-ee-re comes Sparky ! 63 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:53,066 Spark ! 64 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:55,935 [ Announcer ] And they're off. 65 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,705 Down the backstretch-- Come on, number four ! 66 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,474 That's four, two, three, six, five and eight next. 67 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:04,611 All right, pass 'em ! Number seven in the lead. 68 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:08,448 [ Ringing ] Hello. 69 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:10,917 They're lookin' for forklift operators over there in Durbin. 70 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:13,052 Just bring it home. I'll look at it. I'm watchin' TV. 71 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,054 Hello ? Come on, Spark ! 72 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,357 Rusty ? [ Dial Tone ] 73 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:24,530 [ Man ] Hey, can I get something to eat over here ? 74 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:26,899 Go. Yes. [ TV Announcer ] Three to the outside. 75 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:30,470 - Kansas Song moving up on the inside. - No ! 76 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:34,007 - [ Man ] You always work the top floor, right ? - Yeah. How'd you know ? 77 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,509 My buddy told me to get a room on this floor... 78 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:38,845 if I wanted to get a "good morning" blow job. 79 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:41,848 - Who's your buddy ? - Like you'd remember. 80 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:44,651 [ Man Chuckles ] 81 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,655 Asshole. 82 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:59,866 [ Man ] Hey, Angel. 83 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,968 You gonna let me in ? 84 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:04,637 [ TV Blaring ] 85 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:08,808 [ Door Slams Shut ] 86 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:16,683 I was thinking. Maybe we should go on and do it. 87 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:19,652 You're serious. You're in the mood ? 88 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,954 No, not that ! 89 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,694 Why don't we just get married ? Want to ? 90 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:29,462 Maybe. All right. 91 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:36,636 [ Woman On TV ] I wonder what it would be like. 92 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:39,672 Circled three of these. 93 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:43,643 [ TV ] What is there to miss ? Hear what I'm saying ? 94 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:46,512 When it gets so bad, what is there really to miss ? 95 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,981 [ TV Continues Indistinct ] 96 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,452 You at Willie's ? 97 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:55,688 Yeah. 98 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:59,625 - Brought home some chicken, if you want any. - All right. 99 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:02,161 [ TV Continues ] 100 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:07,166 So, you movin' in with Willie or are you gonna find your own place ? 101 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,736 I don't know ! 102 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:14,107 God ! I just got off a ten-hour workday. I don't feel like talking about that now. 103 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:16,809 [ TV Continues Indistinct ] 104 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,724 [ Toilet Flushes ] 105 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:36,629 [ TV Continues Indistinct ] 106 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:42,468 Turn that off ! I'm in no mood. 107 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:48,007 [ Raises Volume On TV ] 108 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,643 [ TV Blaring ] 109 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,923 [ Cheering ] 110 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:06,959 [ Chanting ] Jerry ! Jerry ! 111 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:12,965 All right. Thank you. 112 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:16,269 Thank you. Thank you very much, everybody. 113 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:20,072 When I see Laverne on that stage, I'm gonna whip her ass. 114 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:23,576 Then I'm gonna tell the world that your dick is the size of a needle. 115 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:26,746 Do you hear me talkin' to ya ? Do you hear me talkin' to ya ? 116 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:29,215 Thank you very much. You are very nice. 117 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:31,951 Welcome to the show. We have a wild one for you today. 118 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:35,254 "I Got To Tell You, I Am Pregnant with Your Husband's Baby." 119 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,657 [ Audience ] Oooh ! 120 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:40,660 Let's meet Juanita and her husband John. Come on out. 121 00:07:40,693 --> 00:07:43,162 [ Applause ] 122 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:49,001 I been wantin' to whip your ass for a long time. 123 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,970 [ Audience Cheering ] 124 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:58,077 [ Juanita Yelling Profanities ] 125 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:05,818 Let me tell you somethin'. This is the size of his dick, baby. 126 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:10,623 I'm not talkin' about my nail. I'm talkin' about the pinky part. 127 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:16,896 It feels like he's pokin' me with a coffee stirrer. Yeah, tiny dick boy ! 128 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:20,833 That's what you are ! Needle-dick man ! 129 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,935 - [ Chanting ] Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! - Bring it home ! 130 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:27,974 I'll whip your ass. 131 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,976 [ Cheering ] 132 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:33,813 [ Jaunita ] Come on ! Come on ! 133 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:40,253 Although it's important for a woman to have her sexual needs met during a marriage, 134 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:42,688 calling your husband needle-dick for 13 years... 135 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:48,027 probably isn't a good way to express your frustration. 136 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:52,031 [ Announcer ] Are you having an affair with your stepdaddy or know someone who is ? 137 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:54,133 If so, please call... 138 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:58,704 1-800-555-3870. 139 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:02,942 That's 1-800-555-3870. 140 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:13,986 I'm gonna go to bed. Good night, honey. 141 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,322 You gonna be lookin' for an apartment tomorrow ? 142 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:19,091 This trailer ain't big enough for the three of us. 143 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:31,070 No, wait till she goes to sleep. 144 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:33,839 She won't come out. 145 00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:38,010 [ Indistinct Whispering ] You did what with my husband ? 146 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:40,379 You did what with my husband ? 147 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,015 What did you do with my-- [ Rusty Whispering ] She's not gonna come out. 148 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:48,154 You did what with my husband... 149 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:50,156 in my own home ? 150 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:54,427 In my own home ? In my own home ? 151 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:57,763 I can't believe I'm finding this out on national TV. 152 00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,266 I can't believe I'm finding this out on national TV. 153 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:03,102 I can't believe it. I cannot believe... 154 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,071 I'm finding this out on national TV. 155 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,907 You promised. I didn't promise you-- Shit. 156 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:11,210 You think-- [ Giggling ] 157 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:15,014 No, wait till she-- Wait ! Get-- 158 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:17,083 Howdy do, Jerry ? I'm Connie. 159 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:20,186 It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. 160 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:23,289 [ Girl Giggling ] Jerry, how do you do ? 161 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:27,159 I'm Connie. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. You're such a good-lookin' man. 162 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,795 Baby, I need it. 163 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,831 You don't need-- [ Giggling ] 164 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,269 Oh, baby. "Oh, baby" what ? 165 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:42,408 [ Whispering, Angel Giggling ] 166 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:44,877 You're holdin' up just fine. 167 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:47,446 [ Giggling Continues ] Yes, you are. 168 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,419 Just fine. 169 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:56,155 ♪♪ [ Rock ] More ! More ! 170 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:59,258 Pump that shit, baby ! Yeah, baby. Ooh ! 171 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:02,361 All right. Starletta. 172 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:05,164 [ Woman On Phone ] You are calling in regards... 173 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,400 to "My Traitor Girlfriends," right ? 174 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,735 Okay. So how do you know... 175 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:13,039 that your friend is having sex with, uh, Demond ? 176 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:15,207 'Cause I'm standin' in his living room while he's gettin' sorry traitor ass. 177 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:18,911 Who you callin' sorry traitor ass ? 178 00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:21,514 I ain't even talking to you, scurvy bitch ! It's the people from Jerry. 179 00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:25,051 Damn ! What you doin' here, Starletta ? How'd you get my key ? 180 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:28,454 Uh-uh, Demond ! I'm the one to be askin' you all the questions. 181 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,856 Who you callin' a ho ? 182 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:35,327 Put your hands on me, bitch. I guarantee you 9-1-1 won't get here fast enough for your ass. 183 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:39,865 - Don't believe that shit. - Don't be talkin' to her. 184 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:45,004 How you gonna let a piece of gristle, a piece of meat, come between us ? 185 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,840 When you was walkin' down the street with a trail of blood behind your ass, 186 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:51,844 I bought your Kotex. 187 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:54,046 When your cheap-ass Payless shoes broke-- Remember that ? 188 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:58,184 I took you to a reputable store so you would have something nice to wear on your feet. 189 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,319 But you don't remember that, do you ? 190 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:03,122 So you went all natural with your hair. 191 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:07,026 When your hair fell out from that bad perm, I'm the one who bought the wig. 192 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,228 Vonda, I knew you was a snake, 193 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:11,297 but I never thought you'd slip up in my man's house. 194 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,933 This is my shit ! 195 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:18,571 You that desperate you gotta fuck every man you see that ain't yours ? 196 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,807 Get the fuck out. 197 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:24,076 Get the fuck out ! 198 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,279 I'm gonna let you live this time. 199 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:32,918 Do this shit again, they won't be able to find your ass. 200 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,921 Ho. 201 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,923 Y'all know where to reach me. 202 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:42,228 Right. Starletta, I'll let you know by the end of this week. 203 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,497 Thanks a lot. Bye-bye. 204 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,532 Oh, God. Yes ! 205 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,169 Dog. 206 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:54,974 Damn. 207 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:58,544 [ Jerry ] I'm still confused. Lucille was a trans-gendered preop hermaphrodite. 208 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:01,347 [ Man #2 ] There was a time when it would have confused you too. 209 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,616 [ Jerry ] Those times are long gone. 210 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:06,285 It's good to get out of the office and catch up. 211 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,387 [ Excited Chatter ] No way ! 212 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,856 It's Jerry Farrelly. [ Waitress ] Jerry ! 213 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,159 Ooh, I waited for you. 214 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:16,362 Remember I told you about my daughter, but I didn't have my wallet ? 215 00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:19,165 Yeah, yeah. Ooh ! 216 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,233 Wow ! She's got your teeth. 217 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:24,537 Is she attractive. [ Man ] Hey, Jerry ! 218 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,639 Jerry ! Hi. How are you ? 219 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,974 How you doin' ? Nice to meet you. 220 00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:32,478 Nothing personal, but your show sucks. 221 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,884 Nothing personal, but your manners suck. 222 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:42,321 - I was not speaking to you, Berenice. - Lousy tipper ! 223 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:46,192 Lousy tipper. Sit over here in the seat of honor. 224 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:50,496 Thanks. Thanks very much. You're welcome. 225 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,631 Mel-- We got Magic Burgers. 226 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,634 I'll buy you a burger if you do it. 227 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,670 [ Jerry ] Mel, you were saying something ? 228 00:13:57,703 --> 00:14:00,206 It's not a big deal, but what I want to do-- 229 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:04,210 Jerry, look over here. I can't believe you just did that ! 230 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:09,381 I'm sorry. Yeah. Right. 231 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:13,485 I'd like to see this show go in a direction-- 232 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:17,189 How you doin', Jerry ? Why, Fiona. 233 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:20,593 [ Crying ] I need your opinion. I booked a gig in Vegas... 234 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:23,996 except it's a year contract, and my boyfriend doesn't want me to go. 235 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,432 Excuse me, Fiona. Jerry, I got a lot to say. 236 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:29,568 He thinks if I leave, I'll meet somebody else. 237 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,671 Which is a possibility. They want to send me to one of those leper colonies. 238 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,940 Just a skin disease, but what are you gonna do ? 239 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:39,311 Your glasses are dirty. I love him, 240 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,248 but this is such a great opportunity for me. 241 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,417 The choreographer's amazing, and the money's really good. 242 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:54,260 I'm so confused. I don't know what to do. 243 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,738 Mel, what were you trying to say ? 244 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:08,307 Nah, nah. You think I'm gonna tell you now ? 245 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,442 Forget it, Jerry. Let's go. 246 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:13,212 [ Cheering ] 247 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,566 Clyde's not as uptight as you are, Henry. He lets me do what I want. 248 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,170 - [ Audience ] Oooh ! - He lets me have a girlfriend too. 249 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:41,273 [ Audience ] Oooh ! 250 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,175 Shaneequa, come on out. 251 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:46,245 [ Cheering ] 252 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,836 In terms of my political future, how do you think we did ? 253 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,838 I'd say you lost Delaware. 254 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:50,209 [ Man ] Jerry, huge fan of the show ! Thank you. 255 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:54,313 Are you ever going to do a show on people who have crushes on farm animals ? 256 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,449 Why don't you call one of our producers ? We have that 1-800 number. 257 00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,719 Her name's Begonia, and I tell you, she's one hell of a goat. 258 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,455 [ Bleating ] 259 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,824 She's got a hairless underside. 260 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,127 She's very pretty. 261 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,463 Jerry, could we get married on the show ? 262 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:14,299 Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! Whoo, whoo, whoo ! 263 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,101 Jerry ! 264 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,439 You gonna call about those jobs today ? 265 00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:27,646 Rusty, honey, 266 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:30,449 I'm gonna go to the casino with Verna tonight after work, 267 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,385 so I probably won't be home till late, like real late. 268 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,556 - Okay ? - Yeah. 269 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:19,164 Baby. Hear what she said ? 270 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,768 Mm-hmm. So we gonna do it on the big bed tonight ? 271 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,304 Mm-hmm, yeah. Mmm. 272 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:29,408 [ Giggling ] Ah, baby. 273 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,944 Do that other thing. What other thing ? 274 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,146 The thing your mama won't do. 275 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,395 Damn. 276 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:52,364 Shit ! 277 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,702 [ Sighs ] Fuck it. 278 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,922 I need to cash my paycheck. I.D. 279 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,530 I can't cash this. 280 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,266 The name on the check doesn't match the name on the driver's license. 281 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:31,537 Next please. Excuse me. Uh-uh. 282 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:35,774 It's our policy. Next in line, please. Back up, bitch ! 283 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:40,479 I ain't done here yet. Now, you listen to me. 284 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:45,484 It's some fucking computer error the motel has not corrected the 400 times I have asked them. 285 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:49,454 I have a 20-minute lunch break, so fuck your policy. Cash my paycheck. 286 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:53,759 I already told you, I can't and won't cash your paycheck. 287 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:58,030 You're gonna cash my paycheck, or I'll kick your fat ass to Jacksonville. 288 00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,432 You understand me, you goddamn bank freak ? 289 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,634 Ma'am. 290 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:06,338 Get your shit-- Get off of me, you fuckin' rent-a-cop ! 291 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,675 You wanna-be piece of shit ! Get off of me ! 292 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,543 Fuck you ! 293 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:14,880 Get off of me ! Kiss my fuckin' ass ! 294 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,849 Fuckin' pigs. Get off of me. 295 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,652 I'm gonna file a lawsuit. 296 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:24,823 [ Siren Wailing ] 297 00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:29,461 Uh, a woman named Laqueeta Fontaine claims you're the father of her child. 298 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,797 She's suing you for 20 million. Only 20 million ? 299 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,799 Let your attorney handle it ? Yeah. 300 00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,934 [ Mel ] Got it. You're married to a fatty ? 301 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,036 [ Woman ] Damn Skippy. And your sex life is fantastic ? 302 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,439 I ain't never goin' back to skinny. 303 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:43,942 Have fatties always turned you on ? I got the thing for Santa Claus. 304 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,979 Are you a fatty too ? X-L, baby. 305 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,681 Okay, Letitia. Thank you for calling. 306 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,784 Seven guests from the show we did last April claim to have... 307 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:56,989 "post-traumatic anxiety disorder" from being on your show. 308 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,725 They're going to sue for 20 million too ? No, but they want to come back... 309 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,827 and talk about it on your show. I see. 310 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:05,998 With their therapist, who's calling the disorder "Jerry syndrome." 311 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,734 I'm a disorder ? I made the big time. 312 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,403 [ Mel ] Congratulations ! 313 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,339 Looks like we've been fishing in the shallow end of the gene pool for too long. 314 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,807 [ Phone Ringing ] 315 00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:18,543 $500 bail for what ? 316 00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:21,079 Trying to make a livin', and cash my paycheck. 317 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,482 Don't worry about it. 318 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:25,684 I took the money out of your mother's savings account. 319 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:28,587 She won't see it until she gets her statement. 320 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:32,858 Besides, I'm home when the mail comes. 321 00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:35,027 I'll get rid of it before she sees it. 322 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:37,863 You always take such good care of me. 323 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:40,599 Let's go home. Want to ? 324 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,434 Yes. Okay. 325 00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:47,739 [ Rusty ] Baby, it's you and me, and we got the big bed. 326 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:54,379 [ Rusty ] Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh ! 327 00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:57,649 [ Giggling ] 328 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:04,456 [ Giggling ] 329 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,966 [ Moaning, Chattering ] 330 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,872 [ Moaning, Giggling ] 331 00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:26,011 I knew it ! Get your ass over here, you little whore. 332 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:29,681 What ? If I'm a little whore, I wonder what big whore I learned it from. 333 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:32,818 How long you been doin' her ? 334 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:36,054 - Since we've known each other. - You son of a bitch ! 335 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,990 Don't you hit him. Don't you hit him ! 336 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,793 I'm more of a woman to him than you ever were. Oh. 337 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:43,895 Where're you goin' ? Teach you a lesson. 338 00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:53,038 ♪ Welcome, man 339 00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:58,677 ♪ Welcome, yeah ♪ Until I'm through 340 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,712 What-- 341 00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:02,714 Damn it. 342 00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:04,683 Where's she goin' ? 343 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,853 I don't know. 344 00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:14,159 Is everything okay, Mrs. Zorzak ? Call me Connie. 345 00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:17,763 Yes, everything's fine. Drop the barbell. 346 00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:21,566 Honey, have you been feelin' a little tense ? [ Zipper Unzips ] 347 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,770 What are you doin', Mrs. Zorzak ? Teaching Angel a lesson. 348 00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:27,072 I told you, call me Connie. 349 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,123 Whoa. 350 00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:06,711 ♪♪ [ Humming ] 351 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,047 I didn't say you could wear my jacket. 352 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,049 I didn't say you could fuck my husband. 353 00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:13,118 ♪♪ [ Humming ] 354 00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:17,222 Oh, I got a little bit of Willie on it. 355 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:19,224 I think I got it all out. 356 00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:22,227 You know how much that boy can shoot. 357 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:26,298 Oh, I almost forgot. I borrowed this from you too. 358 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,767 You might want to rinse it out before you use it again. 359 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,003 I didn't get a chance to. 360 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:36,074 Mmm, I am tired. Lordy, he wore me out. 361 00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:38,577 See y'all in the mornin'. 362 00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:43,014 [ Door Shuts ] 363 00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:45,250 [ TV Indistinct ] 364 00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:49,955 When you found out your daughter was sleeping with your husband, 365 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,957 you had sex with her boyfriend ? 366 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,192 Mm-hmm. Teach her a lesson. 367 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:57,195 You'll fly us to Los Angeles and put us up in a hotel... 368 00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:59,965 for free, you won't charge us for nothin' ? 369 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:02,000 No, ma'am. We don't charge you for nothin'. 370 00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:04,302 I look forward to hearing from you. 371 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,672 - You sound kinda cute. Am I-- - Thanks for calling. 372 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:10,976 - Okay, bye. - Bye-bye, now. Whoo ! 373 00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:15,947 [ Troy ] I still don't get it. 374 00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:18,116 Why would anyone air their dirty laundry for the whole world to see... 375 00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:21,920 for a free ticket to L.A. ? [ Ringing ] 376 00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:24,823 [ Woman Moaning ] Oh, Jerry. 377 00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:27,993 Ahh. Ahh. 378 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,195 Oh, Jerry. Oh, Jerry. 379 00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:33,632 Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! 380 00:25:33,665 --> 00:25:36,101 [ Moaning ] 381 00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:49,915 [ Sighs ] 382 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:55,186 That might be my favorite episode ever. [ Laughing ] 383 00:26:00,358 --> 00:26:03,762 Why can't you be more like Oprah ? 384 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,666 You'd rather sleep with Oprah ? 385 00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:11,870 I've got a face for radio. 386 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,872 Does it ever bother you, 387 00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:16,841 the hostile things they say about you and the people on your show ? 388 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,678 Not anymore. Nah. 389 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:21,680 Really ? Yeah. 390 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:23,715 I don't believe you. 391 00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:39,764 Angel, get your ass out of bed. 392 00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,733 It's late. 393 00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:46,705 [ Ringing ] 394 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:52,143 [ Connie ] Hello ? [ Woman ] Connie ? Connie, hi. 395 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:54,913 This is Natalie from the show. 396 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:57,415 How ya doin' ? Yeah, it's really me. 397 00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:02,387 - We had a chance to review your file. - Mom, are you okay ? 398 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,990 It would please us very much... Who is it ? 399 00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:07,258 if you, Angel, Rusty and Willie... 400 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:12,998 would be guests on our show in Los Angeles the 23rd and 24th of this month. 401 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:17,002 We're gonna be on national TV ! 402 00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:20,805 We'll send you four round-trip plane tickets and a release form. 403 00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:24,209 Would you sign that form and return it with the information ? 404 00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:27,212 [ Connie ] Yes, I will. 405 00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:29,247 Thank you very, very much. 406 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,350 Oh, my God ! [ Laughing ] 407 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:36,988 We're gonna do the show ! Yeah ! 408 00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:41,760 Who was that ? Jerry wants us on his show. 409 00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:45,063 Why does he want us ? I'll explain all that later. 410 00:27:45,096 --> 00:27:48,299 I've gotta go. Angel, you better jump in that shower... 411 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,301 if you want to make it to work on time. Okay. 412 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:54,205 They get thousands of calls, and they chose us. 413 00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:57,108 Why'd they choose us ? That ain't important. 414 00:27:57,142 --> 00:28:00,412 What's important is that they chose us. All right. 415 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:03,081 I'm gonna pick up chicken on my way home from work. All right ? 416 00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:06,918 All right. Bye, Mama. 417 00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:09,921 I ain't going on no TV. Yes, you are. 418 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:12,323 - No, I ain't. - Oh, yes, you are. 419 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:15,393 If you don't, I'm gonna tell Mama you took $500 out of her savings account. 420 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,397 I took that money out to bail you out of jail. 421 00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,333 Don't matter. You took it out. 422 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,102 Looks like you're goin'. 423 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:30,408 You being serious ? Jerry wants us to be on his show for real ? 424 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:33,011 Do I look like I'm lying ? 425 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:36,548 What you want to bring all that up for ? Me and Demond ain't been together in over a year. 426 00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:39,984 I know that. Girl, he's doing Vonda Simmons, okay ? 427 00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:44,389 Old nasty hog ! He a dog ! 428 00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:46,825 Tell me something I don't know. 429 00:28:46,858 --> 00:28:48,893 So what's up ? 430 00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:53,131 You ain't gonna be throwin' no chairs at me ? 431 00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:55,333 Come on. Me and you friends. 432 00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:57,535 All that nonsense, all that stuff's behind us. 433 00:28:57,569 --> 00:29:00,238 For real. Okay. 434 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:02,373 I'm gonna ask off. And we ain't gonna be ghetto. 435 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:05,910 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. We're gonna be real classy. 436 00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:10,582 I think I'll wear my blonde hair too, 'cause we goin' to L.A. ! 437 00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:14,185 To L.A. ! 438 00:29:16,154 --> 00:29:17,555 Cool. 439 00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:23,862 Mrs. Zorzak. 440 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:26,397 I really don't think that you and I should-- 441 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:30,902 What would you say if I handed you a round-trip ticket to Los Angeles... 442 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:34,472 with free hotel accommodations and a speakin' part on a national TV show ? 443 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,143 I'd say you're crazy. 444 00:29:38,176 --> 00:29:40,845 Then I guess I'm crazy. [ Laughing ] 445 00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:49,454 ♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Uh, uh ♪ 446 00:29:49,487 --> 00:29:51,589 ♪ Chillin' on the plane We're flying in the air ♪ 447 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,958 ♪ I don't even know when I thought I was scared ♪ 448 00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:56,327 ♪ But I'm not, uh I'm feelin' real fine ♪ 449 00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:58,396 ♪ The motherfuckers they all askin' why ♪ 450 00:29:58,429 --> 00:30:01,232 ♪ Where we goin' How we gonna get there ♪ 451 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:03,568 ♪ We in the air Why'd you go and stare ♪ 452 00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:07,939 ♪ Turn around in your seat No kickin'-- ♪♪ One, two, three. 453 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:10,909 I'm sure he could afford a professional makeup artist. 454 00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:12,877 You think ? Oh, sure. 455 00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:16,881 If they have the money for the hotel rooms and the plane tickets, 456 00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:19,551 they can afford themselves a professional makeup artist. 457 00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:20,985 You're right. 458 00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:27,525 Move your knees out of the way ! 459 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:31,129 If your ass wasn't so big, you wouldn't need all that fuckin' seat room. 460 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:33,898 Bitch need to be on a diet. I thought we weren't gonna be ghetto. 461 00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:36,601 You know TV gonna put ten pounds on your ass. Fuck you, motherfucker. 462 00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:40,471 That gonna be around the corner before you get there. Demond liked my ass. 463 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:45,076 He was screamin', he was moanin'. Ooh. Vonda, stop that. 464 00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:49,113 [ Starletta ] Shut up ! [ Demond ] Like you ain't got no damn sense. 465 00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:53,017 [ Vonda ] The minute you leave Detroit, you don't know how to act. No home training. 466 00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:55,053 You ain't got no home training. 467 00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:02,293 Hi. I'm Connie. I'm on "I Slept with My Stepdaddy." 468 00:31:02,327 --> 00:31:05,363 I'm Charlie. "Man by Day, Woman by Night." Pleased to meet you. 469 00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,999 [ Connie ] That must be fascinating being a man sometimes, 470 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:11,569 being a woman at other times. 471 00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:13,571 It must be all-consuming, sort of. 472 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:16,007 You know what I mean ? 473 00:31:20,745 --> 00:31:22,480 [ Record Scratching ] 474 00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:27,518 Hey, Linda Blair, spin your head around one more time... 475 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,520 and I'm gonna give you exorcism. 476 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,522 Understand ? 477 00:31:35,593 --> 00:31:37,095 [ Woman ] Jerry ! 478 00:31:37,128 --> 00:31:40,098 [ Cheering, Applauding ] 479 00:31:40,131 --> 00:31:42,667 Thank you. 480 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,703 Thank you very much. I really appreciate you coming. 481 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:48,473 I tell you what. Let's keep up that good energy, 482 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:50,375 and we'll have a great show, okay ? 483 00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:54,545 [ Cheering ] 484 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:57,248 Congratulations. You're all guests on Jerry ! 485 00:31:57,282 --> 00:32:00,151 Are you excited ? Let's hear it ! 486 00:32:00,184 --> 00:32:03,087 I'm gettin' some water. 487 00:32:04,489 --> 00:32:07,058 Everybody sit down, please. 488 00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:16,334 [ Clears Throat ] 489 00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:19,537 - I wanted you to know I'm a big fan of yours. - Thank you very much. 490 00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:23,174 Would you sign my autograph book ? Sure. 491 00:32:23,207 --> 00:32:25,610 Love to. 492 00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:28,579 Do you mind if I call you Jerry ? No. That's fine. 493 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,516 Okay. 494 00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:34,552 Uh, you datin' anybody ? 495 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:51,069 That's it. Good. Excellent. 496 00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:53,471 Since this is national television, it's important you listen to us... 497 00:32:53,504 --> 00:32:55,473 and follow instructions closely. 498 00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:59,744 Number one rule: There will be no weapons whatsoever. 499 00:32:59,777 --> 00:33:02,580 Why they got to look at us ? 500 00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:05,450 This is very, very important. 501 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:08,353 I gotta get a drink of water. 502 00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:10,521 Where's she goin' ? 503 00:33:10,555 --> 00:33:13,558 There you go. 504 00:33:13,591 --> 00:33:16,427 Could you put my last name on there so people know you meant it to be for me ? 505 00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,162 Okay. 506 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:23,468 What the hell is she sayin' to him ? 507 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:26,604 - Actually, it's spelled with two Z's. - Angel ! 508 00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:30,641 I hope you're not bothering Jerry. He's a very busy man. 509 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,311 You're even more handsome in person. 510 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,713 Thank you very much. Here you go, Angel. 511 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:38,516 Thank you. 512 00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:41,819 Could you sign my T-shirt ? 513 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:44,122 Sure. Want me to sign the back ? 514 00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:48,226 No. There's a decal there. You better sign up front. 515 00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:53,297 Make it out to Connie. C-O-N-N-I-E. 516 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:56,734 [ Jerry ] It's not the spelling I'm having a problem with. 517 00:34:07,478 --> 00:34:09,280 Hey. 518 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:22,226 "C." 519 00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:24,729 Good thing your name's not Constantine. 520 00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:42,180 [ Giggling ] 521 00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:44,482 Thank you so much. 522 00:34:44,515 --> 00:34:47,785 Thank you. I'm sorry. Sure. No, that's-- 523 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,476 Rifles, handguns, knives. 524 00:35:11,509 --> 00:35:15,379 Which does include pocketknives and silverware from the snack bar. 525 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,915 They gettin' on my nerves. Brass knuckles, 526 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,384 razor blades, glass bottles. 527 00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:23,588 Am I forgetting anything, Troy ? Four-inch acrylic fingernails. 528 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:25,790 Ah, thank you. 529 00:35:25,823 --> 00:35:29,894 Connie, we're having an orientation here. 530 00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:32,463 It is important that you hear what's going on. 531 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:34,565 I know. I'm sorry. 532 00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:37,502 [ Natalie ] Thank you. I appreciate it. Going back to Javier's question. 533 00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:42,440 Can you be arrested for a crime that you commit on the Jerry Show ? 534 00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:44,876 The answer is "yes." 535 00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:49,213 Just because it's happening on television doesn't mean it's not happening in real life. 536 00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:51,449 Right ? I gotta use the bathroom. 537 00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:56,287 I don't know what to do about that woman. 538 00:36:14,805 --> 00:36:17,708 He signed my T-shirt. 539 00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:22,013 -Would you go away ? -What you doin' with my daughter you ain't doin' with me ? 540 00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:24,515 You her mother ? 541 00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:28,386 People always say that. Angel, 542 00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:31,856 remember that cashier at Kroger who swore you were the mother and I was the daughter ? 543 00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:36,327 I like to think of us as the Judds without the talent. All right, Mama. 544 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,864 Would you go back ? Go the hell on ! Go ! 545 00:36:46,571 --> 00:36:49,607 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 546 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,411 Hold up ! You see Demond out there ? I don't know who he is. 547 00:36:53,444 --> 00:36:56,681 Don't even play dumb. I'm talkin' 'bout the brother you was lookin' at all day. 548 00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:59,450 Okay, everybody. Take five. 549 00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:02,620 I'm takin' more than that. 550 00:37:02,653 --> 00:37:06,857 Jerry, this is Catherine Winicott, channel 16 news. 551 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,859 How do you do ? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 552 00:37:14,365 --> 00:37:16,801 I'd like to talk about your political past, 553 00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:19,470 and I'd like to get your thoughts on this current phenomenon. 554 00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:21,539 Great. 555 00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:25,576 How does it feel to be one of the most controversial people in America ? 556 00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:28,379 [ Starletta ] Demond ? Where are you and that bitch ? 557 00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:33,050 - Cut. Let's do it again. - Rolling. 558 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:36,454 How does it feel being one of the most controversial-- 559 00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:39,523 [ Starletta Yelling ] 560 00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:41,859 Cut. 561 00:37:41,892 --> 00:37:44,962 Demond ! Demond, you in here ? 562 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:53,471 [ Starletta ] Demond, where are you and that skank ho ? 563 00:37:53,504 --> 00:37:56,907 Demond ! Demond ! 564 00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:00,878 Let's finish where we left off tonight. Mm-hmm. 565 00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:03,514 What's your room number ? 227. 566 00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:05,483 All right. 567 00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:14,725 [ Starletta ] She looks the same in her face as she do in the crack of her ass. 568 00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:17,028 Skank bitch ! 569 00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:20,665 Get the fuck out of the way, you fat-ass motherfucker ! Hey, baby. 570 00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:23,501 I was lookin' for you. You been lookin' for me ? 571 00:38:23,534 --> 00:38:26,837 That's real funny, Demond. How the fuck you been lookin' for me... 572 00:38:26,871 --> 00:38:29,874 when I been paradin' up and down this hallway callin' your name ? 573 00:38:29,907 --> 00:38:32,043 Who the fuck are you calling a skank bitch ? Hold up. 574 00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:34,145 What was you doin' with her ? 575 00:38:34,178 --> 00:38:36,814 Come on, baby, just chill. 576 00:38:36,847 --> 00:38:40,851 There's only one skank bitch in this hallway, and I'm looking right the fuck at her. 577 00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:43,154 Oh, shit. Fuck you. 578 00:38:43,187 --> 00:38:45,923 [ Starletta ] This your white man's trophy ? That's what you want ? 579 00:38:45,956 --> 00:38:48,492 This ain't no trophy. It's a joke. 580 00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:52,530 You gonna step outside the race, at least let the bitch be decent-lookin'. 581 00:38:52,563 --> 00:38:56,667 Get the skankiest bitch you can find. A broke, cracked-out Madonna lookin' bitch. 582 00:38:56,701 --> 00:39:00,538 [ Indistinct Arguing ] 583 00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:03,941 [ Connie ] It's not your fault she can't please her man. 584 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:07,411 Don't be wastin' your time with that trash. You need to be kickin' his ass. 585 00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:10,581 Don't have him come here and embarrass you, girl. 586 00:39:10,614 --> 00:39:14,185 We got a "I Slept with My Stepdaddy" fighting with "My Traitor Girlfriends." 587 00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:17,388 I'll be right back. Take care of yourself. 588 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:23,094 [ Arguing ] 589 00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:27,098 Break it up. Stop that. That's enough. 590 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:30,034 That is totally unacceptable. All right ? 591 00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:32,570 Just calm down. 592 00:39:32,603 --> 00:39:35,740 Save it for the show, okay ? Unacceptable. 593 00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:38,676 [ Natalie ] Exactly what we need. That's great, but let's get back to the conference room. 594 00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:42,446 Come on, guys, let's go. I'll get your ass, bitch. You gonna get it. 595 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,582 [ Natalie ] I need you back in here. 596 00:39:44,615 --> 00:39:47,618 Messin' up your hair and all that. I ain't tryin' to mess up my hair. 597 00:39:47,651 --> 00:39:51,655 I'm gonna meet Jerry, and don't wanna be lookin' all crazy. Bitch. 598 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:54,091 So don't expect me to be fightin' for you, girl. Hmm. 599 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:57,995 Okay, guys. Oh, and enough of you. 600 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:02,767 Are those people okay ? 601 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,469 No, they're not okay. They're guests on my show. 602 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:11,041 Gimme one of those. 603 00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:15,079 You really gonna marry Angel ? 604 00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:18,883 I suppose. 605 00:40:21,051 --> 00:40:23,821 You in love with her ? Sure. 606 00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:27,858 Good luck. 607 00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:31,729 You're gonna need it. She's as crazy as her mother. Probably even crazier. 608 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:39,937 - You want some advice on how to keep her happy ? - Okay. 609 00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:43,974 Mm-hmm. 610 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:50,748 Angel likes that a whole lot. 611 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:54,652 - But you probably already know that by now. - She likes ice cream cones ? 612 00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:58,989 Ice cream cones ? 613 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:11,535 [ Giggles ] Hey, Jerry. 614 00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:13,771 Hey, Jerry. Girl, get out. 615 00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:17,007 Jerry and me are havin' our own conversation. 616 00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:21,545 I done Demond even though I knew he was with my good friend Starletta. 617 00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:25,249 That don't make me bad. Do it ? Maybe just a-- 618 00:41:25,282 --> 00:41:28,719 Jerry, I got a tattoo about my first love. 619 00:41:28,752 --> 00:41:30,888 You wanna see it ? 620 00:41:32,756 --> 00:41:35,860 Girl, get your wriggly fat-jack ass out of Jerry's face ! 621 00:41:35,893 --> 00:41:40,564 It look good, don't it ? I'm not bad, am I ? Not even a little ? 622 00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:43,334 [ Elevator Bell Rings ] There's my floor. 623 00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:45,803 I'll see you guys at the taping, okay ? Okay. 624 00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:48,339 Bye, Jerry. Bye. 625 00:41:48,372 --> 00:41:51,876 What is your problem, pulling down your drawers in front of Jerry ? 626 00:41:51,909 --> 00:41:56,347 He said he wanted to see my true love. Can't you show him a picture ? 627 00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:59,817 Because it's all about the whole thing. You always showin' you ass. 628 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:02,253 Can't you keep your clothes on ? Always callin' me a slut. 629 00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:04,889 Who's the slut ? I ain't no slut. I just showed my tattoo. 630 00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:07,791 At least I keep my stuff in the house. It's in the house ! 631 00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:10,327 Not all in the elevator and shit. It look good. 632 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:13,097 My ass ! Look ass ! This ass ! 633 00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:17,735 Yeah, yeah. Do it again. Let's go out. 634 00:42:17,768 --> 00:42:21,138 I can't watch your show. I have to turn the channel after a few seconds. 635 00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:25,209 Why ? I find it bleak and depressing. 636 00:42:25,242 --> 00:42:27,745 I'm sorry, that's just how I feel. 637 00:42:27,778 --> 00:42:31,282 Don't you find it bleak and depressing ? Sure I do. 638 00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:35,252 You don't think I'm some horrible elitist ? I don't find you horrible. 639 00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:38,155 Catherine, just about every guest I've dealt with... 640 00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:42,092 has been decent and kind and poor. 641 00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:45,095 I think you find poverty bleak and depressing, 642 00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:47,898 and our show reminds you that it exists. 643 00:42:47,932 --> 00:42:49,934 Thanks for coming by. We appreciate it. 644 00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:54,038 [ Explosion On TV ] 645 00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:04,915 It ain't right. 646 00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:07,217 It just ain't-- I ain't doin' it. 647 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:10,821 It don't matter. They're gonna make you do it. 648 00:43:10,854 --> 00:43:12,389 The hell they will. 649 00:43:19,196 --> 00:43:22,166 Please don't go. 650 00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:26,103 It ain't right goin' on TV tellin' the whole world... 651 00:43:26,136 --> 00:43:30,140 about parts of our lives that people ain't got no business knowin'. 652 00:43:30,174 --> 00:43:32,409 You should have thought about that before comin' here. 653 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,345 - You're doin' the show. - No, I ain't. 654 00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:37,681 - Don't do this to me, Rusty. - I ain't doing nothin' to you ! 655 00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:42,119 You fuck my little girl in my own home, and then you pull a stunt like this ? 656 00:43:42,152 --> 00:43:44,855 I got news for you. You walk out of that show, you're walking out of this marriage. 657 00:43:44,888 --> 00:43:47,257 And our relationship. 658 00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:55,165 You are two peas in one fucked-up pod. Yeah. 659 00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:56,967 - Yep ! - Get the hell out of our lives. 660 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,438 Jerry don't want you on his show anyway. 661 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,941 He don't want no fucked-up redneck inbreds. 662 00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:07,978 I'd kick you out myself if it wouldn't mess up my pedicure. 663 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:11,315 I ain't doin' it. You're not ? 664 00:44:11,348 --> 00:44:15,152 Hell no. I ain't gonna make an ass out of myself on TV. No way. 665 00:44:15,185 --> 00:44:17,988 I'm going to the airport, changing my ticket. You coming ? 666 00:44:18,022 --> 00:44:20,391 - Come here, Willie. - Angel, I-- 667 00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:23,927 - Get your ass over here now. - Don't you say nothin' to Willie. 668 00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:26,930 He's a man of his word. Ain't that right ? He ain't a pecker like you, 669 00:44:26,964 --> 00:44:29,233 and back out at the last minute. 670 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:37,307 You comin' or not ? You don't want to do something so hurtful. 671 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:40,077 Do you ? After all I've done for you ? 672 00:44:42,312 --> 00:44:46,183 No, ma'am. You better go alone. 673 00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:49,953 You sure ? Yes, he's sure ! Get the hell out of our faces ! 674 00:44:52,556 --> 00:44:56,193 Good luck, on the show and the marriage. 675 00:44:56,226 --> 00:44:58,162 You poor motherfucker. 676 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,075 [ Door Slams Shut ] 677 00:45:22,319 --> 00:45:25,989 [ Mel ] Got your six-shooter ? Yeah. A silver bullet with your name on it. 678 00:45:26,023 --> 00:45:28,225 What am I doin' ? 679 00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:32,296 This is crazy. Your fans love it, and it's good P.R. for the show. 680 00:45:32,329 --> 00:45:35,833 I don't want to hear another word. But I can't even sing. 681 00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:40,571 You can't really host a talk show either, but that never stopped you. 682 00:45:40,604 --> 00:45:43,941 ♪♪ [ Country ] 683 00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:47,044 ♪♪ 684 00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:49,413 I look absolutely ridiculous. 685 00:45:49,446 --> 00:45:51,482 No, you don't. Not at all. 686 00:45:51,515 --> 00:45:54,785 You look like a genuine Brooklyn shitkicker. 687 00:45:59,123 --> 00:46:00,958 Yeah. Yeah. 688 00:46:06,463 --> 00:46:08,832 ♪♪ 689 00:46:08,866 --> 00:46:11,368 - I'm Troy. - I'm Claire. 690 00:46:11,401 --> 00:46:14,071 Have we met before ? That's clever. 691 00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:17,307 - I'm serious. You look familiar. - I don't think so. 692 00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:19,977 - I work on a TV show. - Which one ? 693 00:46:20,010 --> 00:46:23,080 - Uh, well, it's the number one show. - You work on E.R. ? 694 00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:27,384 Can I get you another drink ? 695 00:46:31,922 --> 00:46:34,892 Did he fuck with you first ? 'Cause we could sue him. 696 00:46:34,925 --> 00:46:37,094 No, I fucked with him first. 697 00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:39,530 But you were a minor. Don't matter. 698 00:46:39,563 --> 00:46:44,234 I was after him for a month to suck him off before he'd let me. 699 00:46:44,268 --> 00:46:47,938 Besides, what are you gonna sue him for ? He don't got shit. 700 00:46:47,971 --> 00:46:51,275 [ Knock At Door ] That's him. I knew he'd be back. 701 00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:00,517 I'm gonna go to the Hollywood sign. Wanna go ? 702 00:47:00,551 --> 00:47:02,052 No. 703 00:47:09,426 --> 00:47:11,962 Mama ?Mm-hmm. 704 00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:15,165 Rusty took $500 out of your savings account. 705 00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:17,234 Nah-uh ! He did. 706 00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:19,903 That motherfucking cocksucking son of a bitch. 707 00:47:19,937 --> 00:47:22,372 He took it out to bail me out of jail. 708 00:47:22,406 --> 00:47:24,608 He took it out for you ? 709 00:47:24,641 --> 00:47:27,411 Goddamn. What'd you get arrested for ? 710 00:47:27,444 --> 00:47:31,148 Some bullshit reason. I got fired 'cause of it. 711 00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:35,619 Well, as long as he took it out for you. 712 00:47:35,652 --> 00:47:38,155 This is our special time. 713 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:42,626 Let's not worry about that now. We'll find you another job when we get home. 714 00:47:42,659 --> 00:47:46,196 [ Knock At Door ] Now, that's Rusty. 715 00:47:51,301 --> 00:47:53,704 Well, hello. 716 00:47:53,737 --> 00:47:55,539 Hi. I'm here to see Angel. 717 00:47:55,572 --> 00:48:00,010 Why you wanna see a girl when you can see a woman ? 718 00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:03,714 Hey, Demond. Hey. You weren't in your room, 719 00:48:03,747 --> 00:48:06,250 so I figured you might be here. 720 00:48:06,283 --> 00:48:08,385 You wanna take a walk ? 721 00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:10,454 Yeah. 722 00:48:10,487 --> 00:48:12,956 Bye, Mama. 723 00:48:12,990 --> 00:48:15,192 Bye. 724 00:48:18,328 --> 00:48:21,098 Would you come with me to get my jacket ? 725 00:49:31,234 --> 00:49:34,571 ♪♪ [ Rap ] 726 00:49:34,604 --> 00:49:37,307 ♪♪ 727 00:49:41,211 --> 00:49:43,180 Open up this door, Vonda. 728 00:49:43,213 --> 00:49:45,682 [ Knock At Door ] Open up. 729 00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:48,752 Open up this door ! 730 00:49:48,785 --> 00:49:51,221 Demond, if your ass is in there, I'm kickin' it ! 731 00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:53,390 Move. 732 00:49:57,794 --> 00:50:01,732 Why are you trippin' ? He ain't in here. 733 00:50:01,765 --> 00:50:05,702 He with that white heifer, ain't he ? 734 00:50:05,736 --> 00:50:08,038 Y'all ain't got shit to say now. Fuck y'all. 735 00:50:12,142 --> 00:50:14,845 Demond. Demond. Demond. Demond. 736 00:50:14,878 --> 00:50:18,415 [ Continues Indistinct ] 737 00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:20,684 Demond ? Motherfucker, I'm lookin' for you. 738 00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:29,359 Hey, I'm lookin' for this flat-ass, Daisy wearing blonde hair lookin' bitch. 739 00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:33,130 I know you've seen her, 'cause she been flossing through the hall all day. 740 00:50:33,163 --> 00:50:35,365 She 'bout 19. 741 00:50:35,399 --> 00:50:39,636 Hello ? All I need is the damn room number. 742 00:50:39,669 --> 00:50:42,472 Do you speak English ? 743 00:50:42,506 --> 00:50:44,274 Hello ! 744 00:51:35,725 --> 00:51:39,196 Did you know that the Hollywood sign isn't lit up at night ? 745 00:51:58,582 --> 00:52:00,817 Give me a shot of tequila. 746 00:52:03,386 --> 00:52:06,790 Hey, things change, don't they ? 747 00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:12,662 Maybe for some. 748 00:52:14,664 --> 00:52:17,400 Have yourself a good night. Yeah. 749 00:52:24,508 --> 00:52:26,943 Natalie, you can tell me. Do I look like a fool ? 750 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:29,546 No, absolutely not. 751 00:52:29,579 --> 00:52:32,415 You look very sparkly. 752 00:52:32,449 --> 00:52:36,286 I feel like Garth Brooks' Jewish cousin. [ Speaks Yiddish ] 753 00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:38,421 Five minutes. Get out of here. Hey, thanks. 754 00:52:38,455 --> 00:52:40,724 Ready, Jer ? Why do I let you talk me into this stuff ? 755 00:52:40,757 --> 00:52:42,993 You look great. They're gonna love you. 756 00:52:43,026 --> 00:52:45,428 Come on, cowboy. Saddle up. 757 00:52:45,462 --> 00:52:48,365 Ladies and gentlemen, appearing tonight live-- 758 00:52:48,398 --> 00:52:51,535 I feel more like Mel Brooks than Garth Brooks. 759 00:52:51,568 --> 00:52:54,271 Come on, Jerry. It's for charity. Yeah, you're right. 760 00:52:54,304 --> 00:52:57,541 Even Mel sings better than I do. You're up, kid. 761 00:52:57,574 --> 00:53:00,911 - Jerry ! - [ Cheering ] 762 00:53:06,449 --> 00:53:08,418 [ Jerry ] Thank you. 763 00:53:08,451 --> 00:53:11,454 Thank you. Thank you very much. 764 00:53:13,924 --> 00:53:16,960 ♪ You say things aren't going well ♪ 765 00:53:16,993 --> 00:53:20,897 ♪ You're halfway to hell You lost everything that counts ♪ 766 00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:22,966 ♪ Gone is your spouse and maybe the house ♪ 767 00:53:22,999 --> 00:53:26,303 ♪ All you haven't lost are pounds ♪ 768 00:53:26,336 --> 00:53:28,305 [ Laughing ] 769 00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:31,708 To love, honor and obey. My ass. 770 00:53:31,741 --> 00:53:34,578 [ Laughing ] 771 00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:46,323 Oh, fuck. I'm fuckin' up my makeup. 772 00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:54,397 A bloomin' rose in a bed of sand is what you are. 773 00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:01,838 You're as pretty as a peach. 774 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,443 Yes, you are. 775 00:54:06,476 --> 00:54:09,379 Pretty as a peach. 776 00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:11,381 Pretty as a piece. 777 00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:13,383 [ Chuckles ] Peach. 778 00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:16,353 ♪ Oh, that big baldheaded woman ♪ 779 00:54:16,386 --> 00:54:19,889 ♪ With a tattoo on her face ♪ 780 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:23,793 ♪ Who swears she was abducted by a man from outer space ♪ 781 00:54:25,495 --> 00:54:28,765 ♪ But then there's Oprah Phil and Sally ♪ 782 00:54:28,798 --> 00:54:32,068 ♪ And Jerry Springer too 783 00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:36,406 ♪ A little dose of talk-show hosts won't seem quite as blue ♪ 784 00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:39,843 ♪ 'Cause if that's the world or part of it ♪ 785 00:54:39,876 --> 00:54:42,445 ♪ Where madams are sometimes sirs ♪ 786 00:54:42,479 --> 00:54:45,048 ♪ You'll quit complaining Things could be worse ♪ 787 00:54:45,081 --> 00:54:48,718 ♪ Those calamities could be yours ♪♪ 788 00:54:48,752 --> 00:54:51,621 [ Cheering ] 789 00:54:53,523 --> 00:54:55,692 Thank you very much. 790 00:54:55,725 --> 00:54:58,495 Thank you. Thank you. 791 00:55:00,930 --> 00:55:04,968 Ooh. You see ? That wasn't so bad. 792 00:55:05,001 --> 00:55:09,005 Everything was all right ? I loved it. I heard every word. 793 00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:12,409 Jerry, can I have your autograph for my baby ? 794 00:55:12,442 --> 00:55:14,611 Sure. Love to. 795 00:55:18,515 --> 00:55:21,418 - You want me to sign your stomach ? - Yeah. 796 00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:26,756 [ Mel ] Don't press too hard. Thanks. 797 00:55:26,790 --> 00:55:30,593 We watch your show every night. Thank you. I appreciate that. 798 00:55:30,627 --> 00:55:32,696 Did you feel that ? He just kicked ! 799 00:55:33,863 --> 00:55:36,633 I seem to have that effect on people. 800 00:55:38,702 --> 00:55:41,504 Honey, don't let it get to you. 801 00:55:41,538 --> 00:55:46,843 - He a dog. - That's why we here in the first place. 802 00:55:46,876 --> 00:55:50,780 Come on. Get your ass out of bed and come dancin' with us. 803 00:55:50,814 --> 00:55:54,184 What part of "no" don't you understand ? 804 00:55:54,217 --> 00:55:56,653 I ain't in the mood. 805 00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:59,089 I just wanna wash my hair. 806 00:55:59,122 --> 00:56:01,191 Get in the mood. Jerry flew us out here to have fun, 807 00:56:01,224 --> 00:56:03,793 not to be boo-hooin' in no hotel room all night. 808 00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:06,496 Come on, girl. Get your flow on. 809 00:56:09,232 --> 00:56:11,501 We will whoop his ass on the show real good, honey. 810 00:56:11,534 --> 00:56:14,938 Show the whole world what a dirty dog he is. 811 00:56:14,971 --> 00:56:18,541 Come on, Star Come on, Star. Come on, Star. 812 00:56:18,575 --> 00:56:20,176 For real ? 813 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,879 Shine ! Come on, girl. Get movin', girl. 814 00:56:22,912 --> 00:56:26,983 We ain't got all night. This thing's gonna blow up. All right. 815 00:56:27,016 --> 00:56:30,954 I'm only gonna stay out a little 'cause I'm gonna get to bed early. Okay. 816 00:56:30,987 --> 00:56:32,889 One drink. 817 00:56:55,779 --> 00:56:59,616 Hey, there. Hi. Buy you a drink ? 818 00:56:59,649 --> 00:57:01,684 Thank you ! Jack Daniel's, rocks. 819 00:57:01,718 --> 00:57:05,989 Jack Daniel's on the rocks for the lady. 820 00:57:06,022 --> 00:57:09,959 So... what brings you to L.A. ? 821 00:57:09,993 --> 00:57:14,631 - They flew me out here to be on a TV show. - Really ? You're an actress. 822 00:57:14,664 --> 00:57:18,568 Mmm-hmm. The special guest star. The whole episode's about me. 823 00:57:18,601 --> 00:57:21,671 That's very impressive. 824 00:57:21,704 --> 00:57:24,007 So you'll call me ? 825 00:57:25,642 --> 00:57:28,778 Yeah. I'll call you. 826 00:57:31,047 --> 00:57:34,717 [ Women's Voices ] ♪ Is it her that you wanna be with ♪ 827 00:57:34,751 --> 00:57:38,288 ♪ Is it her that you're making some talk show shhh ♪ 828 00:57:38,321 --> 00:57:43,026 ♪ I made the bed this mornin' 829 00:57:43,059 --> 00:57:47,130 ♪ Come home later and there's new sheets on there ♪ 830 00:57:47,163 --> 00:57:50,567 ♪ You're gonna lose the one you're with ♪ 831 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:55,171 ♪ You're coming in some talk show shhh ♪ 832 00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:58,975 Can I get some whiskey ? Your cheapest whiskey ? 833 00:57:59,008 --> 00:58:03,079 ♪ You've got our business sold up in the streets, cheatin' ♪ 834 00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:06,316 ♪ He say, she say 835 00:58:06,349 --> 00:58:10,854 ♪ Everyone knows It's like we're on TV ♪♪ 836 00:58:19,963 --> 00:58:23,633 There's a lot of shows shot in L.A. What's the name of it ? 837 00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:27,203 I told you, I can't remember the name. What do you mean ? 838 00:58:27,237 --> 00:58:30,073 Excuse me. There's somebody out there I'd really like to say hello to. 839 00:58:30,106 --> 00:58:32,809 Thank you very much for the drink. 840 00:58:32,842 --> 00:58:35,011 [ Laughing ] Hey ! 841 00:58:35,044 --> 00:58:37,881 Tall, dark and handsome ! 842 00:58:37,914 --> 00:58:41,584 Oh, I just love a big man with muscles. 843 00:58:41,618 --> 00:58:45,021 Yeah. I gotta get goin'. Starletta's up there waiting for me. 844 00:58:45,054 --> 00:58:48,157 Hey, you ever fuck a girl and her mama on the same night ? 845 00:58:48,191 --> 00:58:50,660 Mmm. 846 00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:54,130 If you thought she was a good fuck, you ain't seen nothing yet. 847 00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:59,168 You've had a whole lot to drink tonight. Maybe you better sleep it off. 848 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,738 You know ? 849 00:59:01,771 --> 00:59:03,606 'Cause you got a big day tomorrow, right ? 850 00:59:06,175 --> 00:59:08,077 Good night. 851 00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:13,349 Demond, wait. 852 00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:17,220 Just lay next to me, 853 00:59:17,253 --> 00:59:19,689 and hold me. 854 00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:22,959 Maybe tell me I'm pretty ? 855 00:59:22,992 --> 00:59:25,595 We ain't gotta have sex. 856 00:59:29,999 --> 00:59:31,935 Come here. 857 00:59:35,438 --> 00:59:39,676 [ Man ] ♪ Oh, ah-ha 858 00:59:39,709 --> 00:59:42,145 ♪ Yeah 859 00:59:42,178 --> 00:59:45,949 You really think you can get me a signed head shot of George ? 860 00:59:45,982 --> 00:59:49,886 Ah, yeah. I'll see what I can do. 861 00:59:51,788 --> 00:59:54,757 ♪ Yeah, ah-ha 862 00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:57,293 ♪ Yeah, yeah, oh-oh 863 00:59:57,327 --> 01:00:01,898 ♪ It's just the feel thing 864 01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:04,300 ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm 865 01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:08,438 ♪ Just the way I feel for ya ♪ 866 01:00:08,471 --> 01:00:13,409 ♪ I won't find another feel thing ♪ 867 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:16,412 ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm 868 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:20,783 ♪ Just the way I feel for ya ♪ 869 01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:23,920 Come here, pretty lady. 870 01:00:26,322 --> 01:00:29,292 Give me a hug. 871 01:00:29,325 --> 01:00:32,962 ♪ Yeah, yeah Uh-huh ♪ 872 01:00:40,069 --> 01:00:45,842 Of course I want you to go, if that's what's worrying you. Please don't think-- 873 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,477 [ Man On TV Indistinct ] 874 01:00:47,510 --> 01:00:51,481 I knew you'd want me to take the job, sure. 875 01:00:51,514 --> 01:00:57,453 Judy, let's get married right away, tonight. 876 01:00:57,487 --> 01:01:00,823 I'll be able to send for you in three months. I'll call you then. 877 01:01:02,225 --> 01:01:04,193 [ Knocking ] 878 01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:06,696 Why the rush to get married now ? 879 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,935 Can I come in ? 880 01:01:14,137 --> 01:01:18,074 You've been drinkin' ! Um, yeah. 881 01:01:18,107 --> 01:01:21,144 You don't drink ! Well, I did tonight. 882 01:01:25,248 --> 01:01:27,450 [ Laughing ] 883 01:01:27,483 --> 01:01:32,889 ♪ Hey, mmm-mmm-mmm 884 01:01:32,922 --> 01:01:36,459 ♪ Just the way I feel for ya ♪ 885 01:01:36,492 --> 01:01:38,828 ♪ I won't find another 886 01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:42,432 [ Laughing ] Girl, they be dancing with each other. 887 01:01:42,465 --> 01:01:45,101 I don't like that. I don't want a woman dancin' with me. 888 01:01:45,134 --> 01:01:47,537 Mmm. 889 01:01:47,570 --> 01:01:50,139 I'm gonna sleep so good tonight. 890 01:01:50,173 --> 01:01:52,475 We shouldn't have stayed out that late. 891 01:01:52,508 --> 01:01:55,378 We shouldn't have stayed out late, and shouldn't have gone out with them boys. 892 01:01:55,411 --> 01:01:57,980 That's what we should've done ! 893 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:04,487 ♪ It's just the feel thing 894 01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:08,491 ♪ Oh-oh I'm nobody ♪♪ 895 01:02:14,864 --> 01:02:17,967 Mmm-hmm ? What ? Her ? 896 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,203 She ain't nothing but a friend. 897 01:02:20,236 --> 01:02:24,040 All we did was hang out, did a little dancin', and that's about it. 898 01:02:24,073 --> 01:02:26,142 There wasn't nothing more than that, all right ? 899 01:02:26,175 --> 01:02:29,112 Ain't no reason for you to tell Starletta, all right ? 900 01:02:29,145 --> 01:02:32,315 [ Elevator Bell Rings ] Mmm-mmm. 901 01:02:32,348 --> 01:02:34,884 All right ? 902 01:02:35,551 --> 01:02:37,854 Please ? 903 01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:42,158 [ Laughing ] Uh-uh, y'all, wait. 904 01:02:42,191 --> 01:02:47,196 'Cause I cannot wait to hear Demond's little excuse. Y'all know he stayed out. 905 01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:49,432 I can't wait to hear either. 906 01:02:49,465 --> 01:02:51,501 All right. These look real ? 907 01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:54,837 Dolly Parton better watch out ! 908 01:02:54,871 --> 01:02:58,407 Make 'em bigger. Uh-uh, I be like Janet. 909 01:02:58,441 --> 01:03:00,409 [ Giggling ] 910 01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:03,412 - Shut up. - Get some toilet tissue. 911 01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:05,481 Get me that tissue out of the bathroom. I'm gonna fix it. 912 01:03:05,515 --> 01:03:09,318 Think I should put some tissue in mine too ? You need somethin'. 913 01:03:09,352 --> 01:03:11,454 [ Laughing ] 914 01:03:11,487 --> 01:03:15,625 It was a beautiful night so I decided to take a walk. Mm-hmm. 915 01:03:15,658 --> 01:03:20,163 I saw this sign that said "All night Bible study"-- [ Laughing ] 916 01:03:20,196 --> 01:03:23,166 So I decided to go. Mm-hmm. 917 01:03:23,199 --> 01:03:26,502 Baby, I ain't making this up. 918 01:03:27,970 --> 01:03:31,941 [ Laughing ] "All night Bible study." 919 01:03:31,974 --> 01:03:34,377 When did he leave ? Yesterday. 920 01:03:34,410 --> 01:03:36,479 Oh, God ! We're still gonna get to do it, right ? 921 01:03:36,512 --> 01:03:40,416 Yeah, but I don't want your segment to lag. 922 01:03:40,449 --> 01:03:43,319 You don't have to worry. We have got plenty to talk about. 923 01:03:43,352 --> 01:03:45,855 We lost the stepdaddy in "I Slept with My Stepdaddy." 924 01:03:48,457 --> 01:03:51,360 Claire, it's Troy. I wanted to leave you a message and tell you... 925 01:03:51,394 --> 01:03:54,297 what a phenomenal time I had last night. 926 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:56,899 I hope to see you soon. 927 01:04:03,639 --> 01:04:08,144 We're still gonna get to do it, right ? Yeah. I'm gonna juggle things around. 928 01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:10,613 I need you guys to get into makeup now. 929 01:04:12,448 --> 01:04:15,084 Damn it, damn it ! 930 01:04:15,117 --> 01:04:18,087 Please fill the seats in the back rows first. 931 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:22,692 We lost the stepdaddy in "I Slept with My Stepdaddy." 932 01:04:22,725 --> 01:04:27,263 Do we have enough to cover it ? I'm working on it. 933 01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:29,398 I gotta get back on the set. We'll talk later. 934 01:04:29,432 --> 01:04:32,468 All right. Have a good show, Jerry. Okay. 935 01:04:32,501 --> 01:04:36,038 It's like we're movie stars, isn't it, Angel baby ? 936 01:04:39,475 --> 01:04:41,644 Wait a minute ! 937 01:04:41,677 --> 01:04:45,147 I can't believe we're here. 938 01:04:45,181 --> 01:04:47,984 Y'all didn't say nothin' to Starletta, did you ? 939 01:04:48,017 --> 01:04:52,989 You hear something ? Sounds like a scraggly-assed junkyard hound dog to me. 940 01:04:53,022 --> 01:04:55,458 You want to sit here ? Where we gonna sit ? Wow. 941 01:04:55,491 --> 01:04:59,629 So, Connie, what did it feel like when you found out... 942 01:04:59,662 --> 01:05:04,066 your little girl here was having a sexual relationship with your husband ? 943 01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:07,270 It was the worst day of my life. Good. 944 01:05:07,303 --> 01:05:10,973 And, Angel, you must've been real pissed when you found out your mom... 945 01:05:11,007 --> 01:05:14,176 was having a sexual relationship with your fiance, right ? 946 01:05:14,210 --> 01:05:17,113 I didn't give a shit really. I mean-- 947 01:05:17,146 --> 01:05:22,218 It's-- I was really pissed. 948 01:05:22,251 --> 01:05:27,523 Okay. Willie, I'll bet you were hurt and angry... 949 01:05:27,556 --> 01:05:30,726 when you found out your fiancee was sleeping with her stepfather. 950 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,496 Am I right ? 951 01:05:33,529 --> 01:05:36,632 [ Groans ] Willie ? 952 01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:42,171 [ Willie Vomiting ] Lord. 953 01:05:42,204 --> 01:05:46,642 [ Chanting ] Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! 954 01:05:46,676 --> 01:05:50,279 [ Chanting Continues ] 955 01:05:52,548 --> 01:05:55,418 [ Chanting Continues ] Places, everyone. 956 01:05:55,451 --> 01:05:58,387 Break a leg, baby. That's what they say, isn't it ? 957 01:05:58,421 --> 01:06:00,690 Mm-hmm. 958 01:06:03,092 --> 01:06:06,128 - I'm telling 'em everything. - No, you are not. 959 01:06:06,162 --> 01:06:09,131 I am. 960 01:06:09,165 --> 01:06:11,233 I am. 961 01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:17,540 We need everyone in places. 962 01:06:17,573 --> 01:06:20,042 Okay. 963 01:06:20,076 --> 01:06:22,345 Okay, everybody, set. Let's get ready to go. 964 01:06:23,546 --> 01:06:26,248 Okay, baby ? 965 01:06:26,282 --> 01:06:28,718 What did he say to upset you so much ? 966 01:06:28,751 --> 01:06:31,187 [ Audience Chanting, Cheering ] 967 01:06:33,255 --> 01:06:35,224 Five. 968 01:06:35,257 --> 01:06:37,293 Four. 969 01:06:37,326 --> 01:06:40,162 [ Cheering ] 970 01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:52,408 Thank you very much. Thank you. 971 01:06:52,441 --> 01:06:56,278 Thanks a lot. Thanks very much. 972 01:06:56,312 --> 01:06:58,314 I'd like to welcome everybody. Thank you. 973 01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:01,684 You're very nice. Welcome. We've got a great show today. 974 01:07:01,717 --> 01:07:05,321 It is... "I Slept with My Stepdaddy." 975 01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:07,590 Oooh. 976 01:07:07,623 --> 01:07:10,459 And Mom's pretty ticked. 977 01:07:10,493 --> 01:07:13,662 We've got a great show. Let's get right to it ! [ Cheering ] 978 01:07:19,168 --> 01:07:22,705 [ Angel On TV ] First it was no big deal. 979 01:07:22,738 --> 01:07:25,574 Just blow jobs when my mom would be out playing bingo. 980 01:07:25,608 --> 01:07:29,412 After a while, we fell in love. You did what with my husband ? 981 01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:33,315 In my own home ? 982 01:07:33,349 --> 01:07:35,618 That's "a" ass kicking. You know what I'm saying ? 983 01:07:35,651 --> 01:07:38,320 Let me see if I got this right. Angel is your fiancee. 984 01:07:38,354 --> 01:07:40,790 And when Connie found out that her daughter... 985 01:07:40,823 --> 01:07:43,592 was having a relationship with her husband, 986 01:07:43,626 --> 01:07:45,761 she began to have a sexual relationship with you ? 987 01:07:48,431 --> 01:07:51,434 - To teach her a lesson. - Right. 988 01:07:51,467 --> 01:07:54,670 [ Jerry ] So you willingly... 989 01:07:54,703 --> 01:07:59,175 had sex with your fiancee's mother, and that doesn't bother you ? 990 01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:02,378 Why not ? I'm sure as shit not having sex with my fiancee. 991 01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:07,149 Look at her ass. I know she ain't. She ain't no-- 992 01:08:07,183 --> 01:08:09,452 I know you ain't lookin' that hard. She ain't no vir-- 993 01:08:09,485 --> 01:08:11,787 - Me and Angel have never had sex. - Willie ! 994 01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:14,723 - Never ? - Never. 995 01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:18,494 She wants to marry me because she's pregnant with her stepdaddy's baby. 996 01:08:18,527 --> 01:08:22,264 [ Audience Groaning ] 997 01:08:22,298 --> 01:08:25,768 She's afraid everyone's gonna find out about it. 998 01:08:27,336 --> 01:08:29,939 Since I got a good job at Wal-Mart in Lakeland, 999 01:08:29,972 --> 01:08:33,375 she thinks we can raise a baby, and everyone will think it's ours. 1000 01:08:33,409 --> 01:08:34,877 Motherfucker ! 1001 01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:50,593 Shit ! You're pregnant with Rusty's baby ? 1002 01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:54,263 Don't be looking at me like that. You're the one that stole my diaphragm. 1003 01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:56,465 [ Angel ] It's true, Jerry. 1004 01:08:56,499 --> 01:08:59,201 When my mother started having an affair with my fiance, 1005 01:08:59,235 --> 01:09:01,770 she borrowed my clothes and my diaphragm. 1006 01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:03,706 That's sick. 1007 01:09:03,739 --> 01:09:05,808 White people are nasty. 1008 01:09:05,841 --> 01:09:10,513 No. Sick is coming to your show in L.A., and to catch her having sex with him. 1009 01:09:10,546 --> 01:09:13,616 [ Audience Groaning ] 1010 01:09:13,649 --> 01:09:17,219 Wait. Hold up. Did you see the two of them having sex ? 1011 01:09:18,654 --> 01:09:20,623 No, wait. Hey, hey, hey. 1012 01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:23,325 [ Audience Cheering ] 1013 01:09:31,867 --> 01:09:33,602 Let go of me ! 1014 01:09:33,636 --> 01:09:37,540 Come on. You can't-- Calm down. 1015 01:09:37,573 --> 01:09:42,444 You stinkin' dog. You ain't never gettin' no more of this ! 1016 01:09:42,478 --> 01:09:45,314 You need to quit. Wookie-looking little motherfucker. 1017 01:09:45,347 --> 01:09:47,483 Please, everybody. 1018 01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:50,586 Don't talk that shit. What shit ? We ain't talkin' shit. 1019 01:09:50,619 --> 01:09:53,722 Don't call at my house. I'm tired of denying you. 1020 01:09:53,756 --> 01:09:57,293 You stinkin' dog ! You stick it anywhere, don't you ? 1021 01:09:57,326 --> 01:09:59,461 Calm down. You can't be attacking our guest. 1022 01:09:59,495 --> 01:10:01,830 You know better than that. Particularly a pregnant one. 1023 01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,300 Everybody calm down. You okay ? 1024 01:10:04,333 --> 01:10:06,702 All right, go ahead. 1025 01:10:06,735 --> 01:10:08,737 Don't look at me. Mama-- 1026 01:10:08,771 --> 01:10:10,940 I said, don't look at me ! 1027 01:10:10,973 --> 01:10:13,809 Jerry, give me that microphone. 1028 01:10:13,842 --> 01:10:16,946 Me and Vonda saw Demond last night with her ! 1029 01:10:16,979 --> 01:10:19,982 Yeah, it was her ! 1030 01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:23,719 You had sex with Demond last night ? Of course not, baby. 1031 01:10:23,752 --> 01:10:27,556 She's lyin', 'cause me and Leshawnette saw them kissing at 3:00 in the mornin'. 1032 01:10:29,825 --> 01:10:32,695 Y'all sure ? Hold my shit. Yeah ! 1033 01:10:40,636 --> 01:10:43,706 Child molester ! What's up with you ? 1034 01:10:43,739 --> 01:10:47,509 Old as you are, acting like a broke-ass Tammy Bakker. 1035 01:10:47,543 --> 01:10:50,012 Broke Wal-Mart Bitch ! 1036 01:10:50,045 --> 01:10:53,716 I can't believe you fucked him. You knew I liked him, and went after him anyway. 1037 01:10:53,749 --> 01:10:56,418 You are always going after my boyfriends. 1038 01:10:56,452 --> 01:10:59,755 You told your mom you liked him when you're engaged to me ? 1039 01:10:59,788 --> 01:11:01,690 - Shut up ! - [ Starletta ] You bitch ! 1040 01:11:06,895 --> 01:11:09,898 [ Audience Chanting ] Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! 1041 01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:11,433 Freaks. 1042 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:15,571 Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! 1043 01:11:15,604 --> 01:11:17,640 What ? That's bullshit. 1044 01:11:17,673 --> 01:11:21,377 That ain't no bullshit. You know what the bullshit is ? 1045 01:11:21,410 --> 01:11:24,480 Is your ass talking about you was at Bible class. 1046 01:11:24,513 --> 01:11:27,383 What the hell was you thinkin' ? You wanted a double scoop of skank ? 1047 01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:29,785 Was that it ? 1048 01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:33,022 I hope you wore six condoms. Better yet, did you wear a body condom ? 1049 01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:35,991 You wear a condom on your tongue ? Huh ? 1050 01:11:36,025 --> 01:11:39,028 You ain't gotta worry about touching me. 1051 01:11:39,061 --> 01:11:41,363 - Fuck you ! - Don't you touch my man ! 1052 01:11:41,397 --> 01:11:45,067 Don't you touch my man ! Get your hands off my man ! 1053 01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:48,837 [ Audience Chanting ] Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! 1054 01:11:48,871 --> 01:11:51,907 Let me go. Fuck you ! 1055 01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:53,942 [ Chanting Continues ] 1056 01:11:56,612 --> 01:12:01,717 [ Angel ] Get the fuck off of me ! You started it. 1057 01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:05,788 He didn't start nothin' ! 1058 01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:09,892 There you go, taking my fiance's side. Why don't you fuck him here ? 1059 01:12:09,925 --> 01:12:12,895 Bitch ! 1060 01:12:12,928 --> 01:12:15,130 You're never comin' back home. 1061 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:18,600 Fuck you. This is my baby. I'll take my baby and go somewhere else. 1062 01:12:18,634 --> 01:12:21,737 You are not my daughter. I'll take your damn husband, bitch. 1063 01:12:21,770 --> 01:12:24,473 [ Angel ] Fuck you. 1064 01:12:37,453 --> 01:12:40,789 [ Connie ] You piece of white fuckin' trash. 1065 01:12:43,492 --> 01:12:46,061 I'll be back with a personal observation after this word. 1066 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:48,697 Crazy bitches. 1067 01:13:06,648 --> 01:13:11,453 [ Angel ] Well, you did it, got me on TV. Hope you're fuckin' happy. 1068 01:13:11,487 --> 01:13:15,057 [ Natalie ] Let me get you a glass of water. Thanks. 1069 01:13:21,830 --> 01:13:24,032 [ Connie ] I want to say something. 1070 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:26,802 And saying something like this doesn't come easy to me, 1071 01:13:26,835 --> 01:13:29,972 so I'm just gonna say it up front. 1072 01:13:30,005 --> 01:13:33,442 All right ? Okay. 1073 01:13:40,716 --> 01:13:44,086 I had no business getting pregnant at 15. 1074 01:13:44,119 --> 01:13:46,955 But it happened, and I dealt with it. 1075 01:13:46,989 --> 01:13:49,758 I never regretted it for a minute, not even a second. 1076 01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:52,528 You know that, Angel baby. I know it. 1077 01:13:52,561 --> 01:13:54,830 It's just that... 1078 01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:58,767 a parent ought to have a world view, 1079 01:13:58,801 --> 01:14:01,570 a belief, a structure-- 1080 01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:04,840 I don't know what the word is. Just something to pass on down to her kid. 1081 01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:10,145 I didn't have none of that to pass on down to you. 1082 01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:12,915 All I'm trying to say... 1083 01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:18,220 is that a parent wants to get better for a little girl. 1084 01:14:18,253 --> 01:14:21,056 Sometimes that just ain't too easy. 1085 01:14:23,859 --> 01:14:26,195 I done some things I don't understand. 1086 01:14:26,228 --> 01:14:28,964 I don't think anybody'd understand it. 1087 01:14:28,997 --> 01:14:33,235 Sometimes I lay at night in bed and I'm thinkin', 1088 01:14:33,268 --> 01:14:36,572 "Some of the things you done to Angel ain't right." 1089 01:14:36,605 --> 01:14:39,775 And you know it ! 1090 01:14:39,808 --> 01:14:43,779 I don't know why I did some of the things I done, but I am sorry. 1091 01:14:43,812 --> 01:14:47,316 Very truly deeply from the bottom of my heart sorry. 1092 01:14:47,349 --> 01:14:49,551 I mean it. 1093 01:14:49,585 --> 01:14:51,820 I know it. 1094 01:14:51,854 --> 01:14:53,989 I promise I'm going to do better. 1095 01:14:54,022 --> 01:14:56,124 I ain't gonna be crazy like I've been. 1096 01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:58,827 Those days are over for me. I'm sick of it. 1097 01:14:58,861 --> 01:15:00,796 I'm gonna be better. You'll see. 1098 01:15:01,964 --> 01:15:04,233 I believe you. 1099 01:15:04,266 --> 01:15:07,836 Okay, I got you some water. Can me and my daughter have a moment alone ? 1100 01:15:10,205 --> 01:15:14,176 Just be a minute. [ Door Closes ] 1101 01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:15,978 What you gonna do ? 1102 01:15:19,047 --> 01:15:21,717 I don't know. Have it ? 1103 01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:23,652 I don't know. 1104 01:15:25,787 --> 01:15:28,590 Fact that it's Rusty's... 1105 01:15:28,624 --> 01:15:31,827 don't make it any easier. I know it. 1106 01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:35,864 Not that I'm passing judgment, 'cause I'm in no position to pass judgment. 1107 01:15:38,767 --> 01:15:43,739 Why don't we think on it a little bit ? Decide what's best. 1108 01:15:43,772 --> 01:15:46,642 We don't have a whole lot of time. 1109 01:15:46,675 --> 01:15:48,810 Yeah, I know it. 1110 01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:51,346 But... it'll come to us. 1111 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,682 You'll see. 1112 01:15:57,786 --> 01:15:59,855 I feel better. 1113 01:16:06,695 --> 01:16:10,332 All things considered, Mama, 1114 01:16:10,365 --> 01:16:14,202 I think you done a real good job raising me. 1115 01:16:14,236 --> 01:16:17,606 Thank you, sweetheart. I tried the best I could. 1116 01:16:26,315 --> 01:16:28,050 Let's get the guests in their seats, calm the audience down. 1117 01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:31,653 [ Director ] Get ready for Jerry. 1118 01:16:31,687 --> 01:16:36,391 You know, it's hard to know what to do when you're angry. 1119 01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:40,028 You saw today people who had difficulty expressing that anger. 1120 01:16:40,062 --> 01:16:42,965 What we saw was a pitiful bunch of sinners ! 1121 01:16:42,998 --> 01:16:45,434 All of you are the scum of the earth ! 1122 01:16:45,467 --> 01:16:49,137 The worst America has to offer. You're gonna go straight to hell. 1123 01:16:49,171 --> 01:16:52,407 - You're pathetic, miserable excuses for the human species. - Have a seat. That's enough. 1124 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:54,409 I'm not even sure you're a part of the human species. 1125 01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:56,278 You're no better than a pack of wild animals. 1126 01:16:56,311 --> 01:16:58,080 Hell no ! 1127 01:16:58,113 --> 01:17:00,248 Hey, just sit down. 1128 01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:04,119 You should be ashamed. These people don't belong on TV. 1129 01:17:04,152 --> 01:17:06,288 You keep ragging on these people. Let me tell you something. 1130 01:17:06,321 --> 01:17:09,424 The rich and famous go on television every single day. 1131 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:13,195 They reveal intimate, lurid details of their private lives. 1132 01:17:13,228 --> 01:17:15,998 They tell us who they sleep with, what drugs they're on. 1133 01:17:16,031 --> 01:17:19,001 And we can't get enough of it ! We just love that stuff ! 1134 01:17:19,034 --> 01:17:21,303 Now, these people come on. 1135 01:17:21,336 --> 01:17:23,972 They're not rich. They're not powerful. 1136 01:17:24,006 --> 01:17:27,142 They're not famous. They're talking about the exact same issues. 1137 01:17:27,175 --> 01:17:28,844 They don't speak the King's English. 1138 01:17:28,877 --> 01:17:31,480 They don't belong to your fine, fancy neighborhoods and country clubs. 1139 01:17:31,513 --> 01:17:33,782 - But you know what ? - Tell him, Jerry. 1140 01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:38,153 They hurt just as much. And what are they now, the scum of the earth... 1141 01:17:38,186 --> 01:17:41,857 because they don't have your money, your power and your elitism ? 1142 01:17:41,890 --> 01:17:43,759 How dare they go on television ! 1143 01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:46,862 I got a program note for you, buddy. 1144 01:17:46,895 --> 01:17:49,398 This is a slice of American life. 1145 01:17:49,431 --> 01:17:53,235 And if you don't like it, bite something else. 1146 01:17:53,268 --> 01:17:56,138 [ Audience Cheering ] 1147 01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:58,940 Jerry ! Jerry ! 1148 01:17:58,974 --> 01:18:01,877 - Whoo ! - Jerry ! Jerry ! 1149 01:18:01,910 --> 01:18:05,013 [ Audience Cheering, Chanting ] Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! 1150 01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:29,037 You're so lucky. Yo, word is bond, kid. 1151 01:18:29,071 --> 01:18:33,008 Little ladies, the show's not until tomorrow, so take tonight to think about it. 1152 01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:37,279 No. We done made up our minds. We ain't doin' the show. Hello. 1153 01:18:37,312 --> 01:18:41,950 Why not ? 'Cause... they ain't no traitors. 1154 01:18:43,218 --> 01:18:46,922 Y'all my girls. Girl, look at you ! 1155 01:18:48,256 --> 01:18:51,793 Oh, man ! You give her a hug, you ain't-- 1156 01:18:51,827 --> 01:18:54,362 I'm serious. I love my girls. 1157 01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:57,099 What about Demond ? Fuck Demond, girl. 1158 01:18:57,132 --> 01:18:58,934 It's about us. Fuck him. 1159 01:18:58,967 --> 01:19:00,969 [ Vonda ] We going out tonight ? 1160 01:19:01,002 --> 01:19:03,004 Yeah ! 1161 01:19:04,272 --> 01:19:06,007 [ All Chattering ] 1162 01:19:14,516 --> 01:19:17,519 Let's say good-bye to Jerry. You think ? 1163 01:19:17,552 --> 01:19:19,921 Oh, yeah. Come on, let's go. 1164 01:19:22,557 --> 01:19:25,994 [ Mel ] You've always been a populist, Jerry. Some things don't change. 1165 01:19:26,027 --> 01:19:30,098 Remember when my mom and dad came to visit us when we first started doing the show ? 1166 01:19:30,132 --> 01:19:33,235 Yep. They were very proud of you. [ Jerry ] Why not ? 1167 01:19:33,268 --> 01:19:38,340 I had already been a mayor, was a news anchor. 1168 01:19:38,373 --> 01:19:41,977 I was going to be the next Walter Cronkite. 1169 01:19:42,010 --> 01:19:46,214 My name means something a lot different now than it did back then. 1170 01:19:46,248 --> 01:19:50,485 [ Natalie ] Ah, Jer, you always land on your feet. 1171 01:19:50,519 --> 01:19:52,854 He's in there. All of a sudden I'm nervous. 1172 01:19:52,888 --> 01:19:55,857 You're going in there. I'm not doing it. You said you were. 1173 01:19:55,891 --> 01:19:58,026 I know, I know. I'll do it. 1174 01:20:00,929 --> 01:20:04,166 Jerry, I'm sorry to interrupt. 1175 01:20:04,199 --> 01:20:08,069 My daughter and me were wonderin' if you'd pose in a picture with us ? 1176 01:20:08,103 --> 01:20:10,071 Ah... sure. 1177 01:20:10,105 --> 01:20:13,341 Oh, thanks ! We'll only be a minute. 1178 01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:16,244 We did bring the camera from the hotel, didn't we ? 1179 01:20:16,278 --> 01:20:18,980 I think so. What bag did you put it in ? I thought in this one. 1180 01:20:19,014 --> 01:20:21,149 It's not in mine. Oh, here it is. 1181 01:20:21,183 --> 01:20:24,219 - Why don't I take it ? - Oh, thank you, sugar. 1182 01:20:24,252 --> 01:20:27,455 All you have to do is press that button. 1183 01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:30,125 You don't got to focus it or none of that. All right. 1184 01:20:30,158 --> 01:20:32,327 Why don't you guys get together ? 1185 01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,529 Okay, we'll stand here. 1186 01:20:34,563 --> 01:20:37,532 [ Mel ] Say "Velveeta." One, two, three. 1187 01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:41,236 I think I might've blinked. Could you take another one ? Sure. 1188 01:20:42,938 --> 01:20:47,008 [ Mel ] Cheesecake. Great. 1189 01:20:47,042 --> 01:20:51,012 - There you go. - Thank you so much. 1190 01:20:51,046 --> 01:20:52,647 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1191 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:55,083 Sure, absolutely. 1192 01:20:55,116 --> 01:20:58,520 [ Mel ] Bye, ladies. Have a good trip back. 1193 01:20:58,553 --> 01:21:01,590 Oy vay, huh ? What a business. 1194 01:21:01,623 --> 01:21:04,626 Have a nice day. All right. 1195 01:21:08,096 --> 01:21:13,201 You're still bein' a dog ! Wait, you can take his off. 1196 01:21:15,270 --> 01:21:19,007 Ain't you the lonely one ? [ Laughs ] 1197 01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:28,416 Come on, the coast is clear. We've got time for one drink. 1198 01:21:28,450 --> 01:21:31,686 Look ! 1199 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:34,089 [ Jerry On TV ] Let me see if I have this right. 1200 01:21:34,122 --> 01:21:38,260 You say that you have sex with men while you're dressed like a woman. 1201 01:21:38,293 --> 01:21:41,129 These guys have no idea that you're really a man ? 1202 01:21:41,162 --> 01:21:44,466 [ Woman In Audience ] No way ! 1203 01:21:44,499 --> 01:21:48,003 I don't mean any disrespect, but I find it hard to believe... 1204 01:21:48,036 --> 01:21:52,007 that somebody could be having sex with you and not realize you're really a guy. 1205 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,643 I had sex with one of your staff members. Why don't you ask him ? 1206 01:21:56,278 --> 01:22:00,415 Oh, my God ! 1207 01:22:00,448 --> 01:22:04,119 Staff member ? [ Charlie ] Yeah, Troy Davenport. 1208 01:22:05,754 --> 01:22:08,490 I knew it ! I called it, didn't I, Mama ? He's gay. 1209 01:22:08,523 --> 01:22:10,225 [ Connie ] You did. 1210 01:22:10,258 --> 01:22:12,527 He met me as Claire, and we had sex. 1211 01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:14,496 He's a member of our staff. Let's bring him out. 1212 01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:25,173 Troy ! Come on, buddy. 1213 01:22:25,206 --> 01:22:29,544 They need you in there. Give me a break. 1214 01:22:29,577 --> 01:22:31,413 [ Audience Applauding ] 1215 01:22:42,424 --> 01:22:45,093 [ Both Squealing ] 1216 01:22:45,126 --> 01:22:47,462 Troy, is that true ? 1217 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,401 [ Laughing ] 1218 01:22:55,170 --> 01:22:57,706 Oh, my God ! 1219 01:22:59,107 --> 01:23:01,443 E.R., my ass ! 1220 01:23:06,214 --> 01:23:08,016 [ Both Laughing ] 1221 01:23:22,664 --> 01:23:26,067 [ Chanting ] Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry ! 1222 01:23:27,435 --> 01:23:31,573 Oh, my God. 1223 01:23:31,606 --> 01:23:36,311 Till next time, take care of yourself... and each other. 1224 01:23:36,344 --> 01:23:40,415 You too, Jerry. Isn't he a sweet man ? Just as sweet as can be. 1225 01:23:40,448 --> 01:23:44,219 And good looking too. Yes, he is. 1226 01:23:44,252 --> 01:23:47,188 Can we have two Jack Daniel's on the rocks, please ? 1227 01:23:49,224 --> 01:23:51,559 Maybe I shouldn't drink now that I'm pregnant. 1228 01:23:51,593 --> 01:23:54,429 Hell, I drank when I was pregnant with you. You turned out all right. 1229 01:23:54,462 --> 01:23:57,799 I've been thinkin'. 1230 01:23:57,832 --> 01:24:01,836 I don't think you should marry Willie. You and the baby should stay with me. 1231 01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:04,172 I was thinkin' the same thing. 1232 01:24:04,205 --> 01:24:06,775 The baby belongs with its mama and its grandma. 1233 01:24:06,808 --> 01:24:10,345 Oh, Lord. I'm gonna be a grandma. 1234 01:24:10,378 --> 01:24:12,514 Mmm-mmm-mmm. Hmm ? 1235 01:24:12,547 --> 01:24:15,650 We better get going. It's getting close. 1236 01:24:15,683 --> 01:24:17,619 You know what ? 1237 01:24:17,652 --> 01:24:19,654 What ? 1238 01:24:19,687 --> 01:24:24,526 This is the first family vacation we ever had. We never got to do that. 1239 01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:27,162 All and all, I think we done pretty good. 1240 01:24:27,195 --> 01:24:29,664 I agree. 1241 01:24:29,697 --> 01:24:32,801 All right. 1242 01:24:32,834 --> 01:24:36,638 Well, let's go, Angel baby. 1243 01:24:36,671 --> 01:24:39,441 We got a plane to catch. 1244 01:24:39,474 --> 01:24:42,744 [ Angel ] I can't believe how small that studio was. 1245 01:24:42,777 --> 01:24:45,380 It looks so much bigger on TV. 1246 01:24:45,413 --> 01:24:48,149 Willie, let's go ! 1247 01:24:51,419 --> 01:24:55,423 You got all that ? There's one on the side of the couch. 1248 01:24:59,227 --> 01:25:02,130 I'm ready to go home. How about you ? You bet. 1249 01:25:33,628 --> 01:25:38,199 Them burgers from that little Clown Burger place ! 1250 01:25:38,233 --> 01:25:40,768 They were very good. Excellent. 1251 01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:46,975 ♪ Oh, yeah Cool ♪ 1252 01:25:47,008 --> 01:25:49,477 Lord have mercy. 1253 01:25:49,511 --> 01:25:53,715 [ Angel ] Jesus Christ has come to the trailer park. 1254 01:25:53,748 --> 01:25:58,486 He's got really big feet. 1255 01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:00,288 Hey, y'all my neighbors ? 1256 01:26:07,395 --> 01:26:08,396 Why, yes. 1257 01:26:10,498 --> 01:26:13,968 Hi. My name's Angel. I'm Connie. 1258 01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:17,405 Hi, Connie. How are you ? Very good. 1259 01:26:17,438 --> 01:26:21,409 I just moved in a minute ago. Rented number two. Did you really ? 1260 01:26:21,442 --> 01:26:25,380 We just came back from a trip ourselves. We were renting number three. 1261 01:26:25,413 --> 01:26:27,482 So we are neighbors ! We certainly are. 1262 01:26:27,515 --> 01:26:30,852 You want to help us with the bags ? I'd love to. 1263 01:26:30,885 --> 01:26:35,490 Aren't you sweet ? You two pretty ladies. 1264 01:26:35,523 --> 01:26:39,527 Closed-Captioned By Captions, Inc. Los Angeles 1265 01:26:41,429 --> 01:26:48,303 ♪ Whoa, oh 1266 01:26:48,336 --> 01:26:51,839 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 1267 01:26:55,543 --> 01:27:00,448 ♪ The real one 1268 01:27:00,481 --> 01:27:05,787 ♪ Oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh ♪ 1269 01:27:05,820 --> 01:27:08,456 ♪ All you greatest defenders scat fenders and sinners ♪ 1270 01:27:08,489 --> 01:27:10,391 ♪ Hundred dollar billers and heavy hitters ♪ 1271 01:27:10,425 --> 01:27:12,827 ♪ Dime figures Delicate nieces in my mind ♪ 1272 01:27:12,860 --> 01:27:15,697 ♪ Make my diamond shine Then my eyes glitter ♪ 1273 01:27:15,730 --> 01:27:17,899 ♪ Perpetrators and player haters ♪ 1274 01:27:17,932 --> 01:27:19,968 ♪ They can't fade us because we two are the greatest ♪ 1275 01:27:20,001 --> 01:27:22,503 ♪ We got to let 'em have it Face it ♪ 1276 01:27:22,537 --> 01:27:24,672 ♪ Bow down in the presence of players and kiss the carat ♪ 1277 01:27:24,706 --> 01:27:26,941 ♪ A wrist full of baggage for all the maggots ♪ 1278 01:27:26,975 --> 01:27:29,410 ♪ I up and get embarrassed Trick, get off my carriage ♪ 1279 01:27:29,444 --> 01:27:32,780 ♪ Uncut, no lie Straight off the key ♪ 1280 01:27:32,814 --> 01:27:36,517 ♪ Hundred percent "G" Who's putting me down on Miami's behalf ♪ 1281 01:27:36,551 --> 01:27:38,519 ♪ Home of the nickel pooch and the raw half ♪ 1282 01:27:38,553 --> 01:27:40,755 ♪ Everywhere we go the impression's felt ♪ 1283 01:27:40,788 --> 01:27:43,491 ♪ The room's stamped in the bag ♪ 1284 01:27:43,524 --> 01:27:45,793 ♪ Gang in the back Sun roof top ♪ 1285 01:27:45,827 --> 01:27:48,429 ♪ We want to see where the gang should be ♪ 1286 01:27:48,463 --> 01:27:52,800 ♪ The real one Ha, what, real one Ha, what ♪ 1287 01:27:52,834 --> 01:27:55,370 ♪ Gang in the back Sun roof top ♪ 1288 01:27:55,403 --> 01:27:57,372 ♪ We want to see where the gang should be ♪ 1289 01:27:57,405 --> 01:28:02,043 ♪ The real one Ha, what, real one Ha, what ♪ 1290 01:28:02,076 --> 01:28:04,512 ♪ It's '98 player Check your game ♪ 1291 01:28:04,545 --> 01:28:06,681 ♪ Make sure them young boys respect your name ♪ 1292 01:28:06,714 --> 01:28:08,850 ♪ Keep your heat at arm's reach cocked and ready ♪ 1293 01:28:08,883 --> 01:28:11,352 ♪ 'Cause the streets will catch you slippin' and rock you steady ♪ 1294 01:28:11,386 --> 01:28:13,354 ♪ Watch your back with your homies that you feel is real ♪ 1295 01:28:13,388 --> 01:28:15,123 ♪ Your homeboys from your crew, yeah ♪ 1296 01:28:15,156 --> 01:28:16,758 ♪ Them the ones that do you and the suckers that got the player hater venom ♪ 1297 01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:20,962 ♪ Hey, the venom I wanna take 'em outside and land slugs up in 'em ♪ 1298 01:28:20,995 --> 01:28:22,964 ♪ But that's trippin' and that ain't my sport ♪ 1299 01:28:22,997 --> 01:28:24,766 ♪ I'd rather lay up in my crib than to rob the poor ♪ 1300 01:28:24,799 --> 01:28:28,703 ♪ I sent my dozen on the street Bump my base, 'cause when I'm twistin' my duff ♪ 1301 01:28:28,736 --> 01:28:30,905 ♪ Can't nobody compete Imagine this ♪ 1302 01:28:30,938 --> 01:28:33,007 ♪ A hundred "G" laps on your wrist Imagine this ♪ 1303 01:28:33,041 --> 01:28:35,410 ♪ About ten carats on your fist Imagine this ♪ 1304 01:28:35,443 --> 01:28:37,512 ♪ All Don Ho's on your list 1305 01:28:37,545 --> 01:28:39,647 ♪ It would be nice but your name ain't nice ♪ 1306 01:28:39,681 --> 01:28:41,849 ♪ I screwed the silencer on Rock you softly ♪ 1307 01:28:41,883 --> 01:28:44,085 ♪ How you gonna step on me, kid You grew up off me ♪ 1308 01:28:44,118 --> 01:28:46,087 ♪ TV's, movies and records and toys ♪ 1309 01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:48,589 ♪ So many buses And Versace I don't wear no more ♪ 1310 01:28:48,623 --> 01:28:50,858 ♪ Come and meet me in Miami Marquee, what's up ♪ 1311 01:28:50,892 --> 01:28:53,161 ♪ He said player chop some game on this bubble and cut ♪ 1312 01:28:53,194 --> 01:28:55,530 ♪ I said shoot me the track or you could contour ♪ 1313 01:28:55,563 --> 01:28:58,399 ♪ If you wanna ball and caddy I'll plan your whole tour ♪ 1314 01:28:58,433 --> 01:29:00,568 ♪ Gang in the back Sun roof top ♪ 1315 01:29:00,601 --> 01:29:02,737 ♪ We want to see where the gang should be ♪ 1316 01:29:02,770 --> 01:29:07,675 ♪ The real one Ha, what, real one Ha, what ♪ 1317 01:29:07,709 --> 01:29:09,844 ♪ Gang in the back Sun roof top ♪ 1318 01:29:09,877 --> 01:29:12,113 ♪ We want to see big long machine with the gang so mean ♪ 1319 01:29:12,146 --> 01:29:15,550 ♪ The real one Ha, what, real one Ha, what ♪ 1320 01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:18,519 ♪ The real one 1321 01:29:18,553 --> 01:29:25,960 ♪ Oh-oh Oh-ooo-oh-oh ♪ 1322 01:29:25,993 --> 01:29:28,196 ♪ I'm gonna stay in the field on a request for the meals ♪ 1323 01:29:28,229 --> 01:29:30,598 ♪ And try to keep her real 1324 01:29:30,631 --> 01:29:32,700 ♪ So I can sit back and kick it Write my own ticket ♪ 1325 01:29:32,734 --> 01:29:34,869 ♪ Live this lavish lifestyle Tripping the big tripping ♪♪ 105417

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