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Sam.

In the front of my head before I.

Sam,

It's.

In special news, normal is celebrating 152 years since the railway came to

town. Weather advisory remains on a high level with wear storm tripping this

week looks like it's going to.

So how's the motel treating you? Exactly how you'd expect for 55 bucks a

night what you do for dinner.

Thank God.

Delivery from the Chinese place, Chang Lo.

Is there another one? No, no, just Chen.

L.

Have you been to Ernie's place to try his meatloaf? It's amazing.

Duly noted,

Misses Penny.

Sorry I missed you.

Please leave a message and I'll circle back when I can.

Hey, it's just me, Ulysses.

You know, your husband.

If you don't mind me still calling myself that.

I know we agreed to take some time apart.

You need space.

I get it.

But I just thought I'd let you know I landed another temporary sheriff job

in a little town called Normal, Minnesota.

Like a lot of small towns, it's half abandoned.

The other half is nice, though.

People seem friendly enough.

They built themselves a real nice little setup here.

Considering how hard times are for most folks in the country right now.

I don't know what their secret is, but I could do with a serving of it.

Anyway. It's just for eight weeks till they elect the new permanent lawman.

My goal is to leave this town just the way I found it.

What's the deal with that jacket? Pretty cool, huh? Got it to match my

chopper. I didn't know you had one.

Oh, no, I don't.

Not yet.

I'm just saving up.

Figured I'd start with a jacket.

Wow. It's loud.

I mean, it's too flashy.

No, I mean, it makes noise.

It's literally loud.

And I don't think it's regulation.

Hey. Sorry.

Just. No, no.

Just leave it on.

Leave it on.

It's cool.

It's very cool.

Whoa. 16.8 million.

Where the hell did this town get that kind of money? Community really came

together on that one.

Yeah, I would say.

Hey, Mayor Kipner there, he.

I can't wait for the parade next week.

We all dress up.

You're gonna love it.

I always wanted to be the parade mascot, but I never got picked.

I'm not bitter, though.

The guys take their bites pretty seriously.

Here. My bike's probably gonna be a lot like this one.

Geez, Randy, I wish my girlfriend was that dirty.

Have you got a girlfriend, Sheriff? No, I've got a wife.

She's had it with me.

Then I'LL put an extra sugar in your coffee.

Are you.

Hey, Mike.

This is America.

Goddamn. It's mine.

God sakes.

You can't go and talk to me like this.

I'm going to go put a pot on.

I feel like Sisyphus pushing her w up a goddamn.

What's the problem? Tom's being a goddamn dick.

That's the problem.

You just communicate the problem to me.

That's who the you're meant to be.

Well, if I'm reading this badge correctly, I'm the sheriff.

Yeah. I sure as didn't vote for you.

I understand.

You know sheriff Gunderson died, right? Last week.

This is Ulysses.

He's filling in.

Yeah, yeah, thought I heard something about that.

Well, so you're his replacement? I'm an interim.

It's like a substitute teacher.

For how long? It's on week one of eight.

Morning, peoples.

Morning, Blaine.

Oh, donuts.

Old fashioned.

Okay, well.

So Carl keeps parking his goddamn.

My neighbor keeps parking his goddamn rig.

It's a tow truck.

Carl has his own tow trucking company.

He has since high school.

I lived there first.

It's my Tom's to share a drive me in that taking 70%.

Hang on.

Look, you want me to drive out there and sort this out with Carl for you?

Finally? Please.

Okay. And the best head out there front of.

We're good.

All righty then.

I'll retire to my boudoir.

Hey, that's not bad, Sheriff.

Keeping a warm for me? Doing my best.

Elections in six weeks.

Remember to vote for me.

Sure. Good people, small problems.

And if my instincts tell me something is seriously amiss, well, then I'll

get involved.

But yeah, I kind of stopped trusting my instincts.

It's not that I don't care anymore, Penny.

It's just.

Life's a lot easier when you care a little less.

Then again, we are who we are.

Nothing to see here.

It.

There you are, Rico.

Oh, yeah, sure.

This is a hell of an armory.

Yeah. Is that C4? That it is, yeah.

Why do you have that? I don't know.

After 9 11.

Sheriff Gunderson applied for every anti terrorism grant available.

Yeah? How much did he spend on training?

I should probably get back to the phones.

Well, the door was unlocked.

That's kind of a no.

No. Oh, sorry about that.

Every town has its own little quirks.

You can't change them.

200k. And the instructions are in Japanese.

The interim job is not to get in the way of them.

I'm like a midwife with a gun, helping him transition smoothly.

Damn it.

Damn it.

Hey,

Like the way you law man.

I'll trade you my heart for your heart baby and give you all my kisses and

flint I'll trade you my heart for your heart baby and give you all my kisses

and flint.

Thank you Sheriff.

Welcome to my place.

Oh, you're Ernie.

Yeah, just like my dad.

My granddad before me.

Oh yeah.

Tell me, what's the story with the decor? Well, granddad started collecting

them after the war.

He didn't stop till the day he died.

Any of them loaded? Wouldn't be much fun if they weren't, would it?

So what can I get you? I heard good things about the meatloaf.

Sure. Coming up.

You gotta try the pie before you leave town.

The dropping temperatures snow is much more likely making this our first big

winter storm of the season.

And look like Doozy has plans to issue a shelter in place.

Warning RAP evening tomorrow.

It.

Say cheese.

What's going on Officer? I think a moose just stole your paint.

It is going to be a busy day today.

I wanted to get your stamp of approval on the parade route.

Okay. There's an intersection that I think are just a real hornet's nest.

And of course first we have the celebration of life at the sheriff's.

The former sheriff that is.

But you don't have to worry about saying anything because the mayor is going

to take care of that.

And there will be food.

It is a park buck, so it should be fun.

All right, anyone available? I got a situation with mayor down the hardware

store. Over.

Most of my time is spent on shenanigans.

Low stakes stuff.

Reports two screaming at each other.

I get to say nothing to see here over and over all day.

Separate. Separate.

Mike, I need you to escort all the clean here from the premises and arrest

him. Or what? For being a.

Some. Some.

More like thrifty.

Amazon's got these damn near 30% off.

Okay, to be fair m.

That seems like a fair price.

That's not helpful.

Customer's always right when he's trying to bankrupt the shop.

Calm down.

Calm down Sheriff.

I will be damned if I.

You need your money.

You look like an angry so home of the Amazon's bitch.

Guys.

Maybe we just want to bring the temperature down a little bit in front of

the temporary guest from out of town.

All right.

Maybe we should go for a walk, eh? Okay, I'm going.

Okay, I'm going.

Let's go Clayton.

This is America.

Which means you can't walk out of a store without pain.

That's a good point.

All right, let's go.

Enjoy your long walk from the snow, you geriatric, to old sunbish.

Hey, come on now.

How often does that happen? Once, twice a week if I'm lucky.

And it's not like he needs the money.

He just likes pissing up my leg.

Whoa. There's a lot of locks on that cabinet.

What's going on there? Stump removers.

What does that mean? Old school stump removers.

I still don't know exactly what you're talking about.

Sheridan, come quick.

What? I want to hear your answer.

Body. It's the yarn.

It's the yarn.

I, I.

Look, look, look, I'm sorry.

This is your sheriff.

Come quick.

I ordered pink and they gave me mauve.

Not to play devil's advocate, but that is not pink.

That is mauve.

Moth. That's what I said.

What should I do? Well, I.

I'm not going to be able to help you because they look exactly the same to

me. I'm sorry.

I'm colorblind.

All right? Well, unlike you, sheriff, my clientele's a bit more discerning.

They're not colorblind.

No offense.

Mike, are you there? Are you there? Over.

Over. Mike, Come on, come on.

Here, stick with the shirt.

Is that a police scanner you got? You keeping tabs on me? Yes, sir.

And a CB radio.

Oh, I get lonely and nosy.

Copy that, Sally.

I'm on my way.

Secure. Call the fire department next time.

Oh, I'm kidding.

Your buck goes a lot further out here, that's for sure.

Gunderson had got himself the big Mac of McMansions.

He must have issued a hell of a lot of parking tickets to get that.

So what do you say about a man like Gunderson? He was a son of a bitch.

But he was our son of a bitch.

He was a great golfer, right? A medium fisherman and loves playing.

You gotta get out on this.

This is just like Christmas.

You got Pete's meats, fortune cookies, all you can eat.

You want me to make you a plate? Not unless I want to end up like Gunderson.

That reminds me.

I think you should be wearing this.

But I thought you said you had only one.

I did.

But when the cetion was over and done with, I nicked it off of a corpse

before they closed the casket.

So you enjoy the power while it lasts it.

Oh, what a trip that was.

Japanese. Sure love their golf.

So what'd you pick? Oh, Ashford something.

I always tend to lean toward the Irish.

Seven GS of Bible,

Dr. Valai, Ulysses.

You signed Sheriff Gunderson's death certificate, right? Sadly, yes, I did.

What happened there? Well, a couple Wednesdays ago, around 3 in the morning,

Deputy Blaine found him out back in little more than his tighty whities and

frozen like a chunk of ice chiseled by a chainsaw.

What do you suppose he thought he was doing? Not my job goes supposing to be

sure Gunderson liked his fishing.

He had a fishing rod in his one hand and a auger in the other.

So my guess, man thought he was going ice fishing at night in his underwear.

Well, as you can see, the man was a drinker and a son of a bitch.

But then again, he was our son of a bitch, right? Hey, doc, give me a

minute. I'd like to bend his ear.

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

I want to thank you for coming.

Of course.

So let me get this straight.

Did I hear you saw the moose? I did.

I got a picture of it.

God damn.

I am the only one in this town who has never seen that fucking moose.

And I keep an eye out for it.

You know, in Native American culture, the moose is a symbol of endurance and

survival. So what do you think of our little town? It's charming.

Yeah. You know, I hear that you are a very laid back kind of guy.

Not a crack the whip sort.

Well, I mean, I've been known to.

Do you ever think about settling downs? You could be a real sheriff for more

than a few weeks.

You can build a whole new life here at Normal.

Because we really celebrate the community around here.

It's always one for all that sounds.

Yeah. It's time.

Yeah. But I want you to think about it.

I will.

All right.

What do you mean get out? Why is that of your.

Why have you been sleeping in your bed? What? What? You're a mess.

Stop sharing that blade.

Hey, boss.

I was just checking on you.

You good? I'm fine.

Well, I just wanted to let you know that they put out more of the.

Those minerals, their custom.

And? And the mayor's just about to tell the story about the time he went on

the cruise with Jane Fondas.

You know who that is in the van? Sheriff Gunderson's daughter, I think.

Alex.

Here she comes on down the street and she sweet.

That style, that smile.

Now I don't know you all in for game.

My hands are shaky.

They only trust me with a gun company.

Then I got to warn you.

Not very good.

So would you say you knew Gunderson well? Gunderson? Yeah, I knew him pretty

well. I was sad the way he.

You Know.

But he liked to drink.

He liked to fish.

So the way I see it, he died doing what he loved best.

You fish? When I was a kid, with my dad.

You? Me? No.

Probably the only one in town who don't.

But in the end, death comes for us all, don't it? Long man doesn't like

getting a sheriff out of you, huh? If you really were, he would.

But, Arian,

you've been listening to my internal monologue, haven't you? It's my job.

I'm Moira, the bar keeper here.

Rack them up.

Why are you here? Stop around.

Come on.

I'm all ears.

All right.

I used to be a regular sheriff.

Nice county.

With a couple little towns just like this one.

And married my high school sweetheart.

Perfect it was.

I was pretty proud of myself.

I walked through life with my head held high.

I knew who I was.

And this girl, her dad, someone I knew.

A upstanding citizen.

Had been.

I didn't believe her.

Short while later, there was an incident at the house.

Gunshots. And I went in, and she was standing over him.

He was wounded.

She had a gun out.

And he was cursing her for what he'd done to her.

And I told her to put the gun down.

And she didn't hesitate.

She shot right between the eyes.

And then she aimed that gun at me.

She cursed me for not believing her.

And then we both shot.

I had better aim.

After that,

I got dark inside.

And

I didn't know who I was anymore.

And I still don't.

And the wife? Yeah, I was hard to be around.

I still call her.

She has an answer, but I don't mind.

I live in hope.

One day she will.

You have one message.

Hey, Sheriff.

The mayor.

People are really liking your light touch.

Have you considered my offer? Get back to me as soon as you can.

I bet I can help you with that.

Oh, hi, officer.

Hey, sheriff.

I got stuck.

Yeah, I see.

Yeah. Which you think will knock it down? The caramel or the cookie car?

Yeah, that's my guest, too.

What's your dog's name? Her name's Olive.

Nice. Yeah.

Hey, Olive.

My name's Ulysses.

I'm Lori.

You know, I wish these things had dog food.

Yeah, well, someday.

Yeah. All right, well, watch out for the moose.

Moose. Yeah, big.

Careful, he might try to bait you.

Moose.

The hell?

Thanks. Look, I.

I don't know if I should say this, but our mustaches are so similar.

We're like a couple brothers.

Or at least a couple uncles.

Well, I should probably get back at it.

It.

Since you left me, baby how can love go away? I mean, did I take it for

granted? I guess I did.

I didn't protect that girl.

And I lost you in the bargain.

You said I shut down, Penny.

You were right.

Is this what happened to Gunderson? Did he give up and say, fuck it? Walk

into the snow buck naked? Oh, that's a hell of a way to die.

I'm not doing anything wrong.

You've been drinking.

No. When I was driving, I pulled off to start bourbon.

This is very impressive.

You mind if I join you? I join.

It's a cool belt.

I'm alex.

I'm ulysses.

Can I have the cheap booze?

You're Gunderson's daughter, right? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Okay. You're.

You're Gunderson's kid.

He has lots of pictures you have.

On the wall in his office.

You got his eyes.

Yeah, those are old pictures.

He's very proud of me.

Daddy's little girl.

Going military couldn't keep that up.

You were having an argument with Deputy Blaine outside the house.

What was that about? The mayor.

He didn't want me to attend the memorial service because he said that I

would be too much of a distraction.

Well, fuck the mayor.

Yeah. Sean used to know right from wrong before Mayor Kidmer got here and

tried to make my dad see that.

But he was stuck between me and the town.

And I made him choose.

Killed him.

And I don't know what to do.

Neither do I.

But I got an idea where we could start.

You want to give me that?

Did you catch that? Yeah.

It's my one trick.

Not only you've been awake.

Great question.

I got a place you can crash.

It's a safe place.

It's the safest place in town.

Yeah, hilarious.

Breakfast is included.

I can catch anything else.

Lock the door.

Sure.

I'll be in my office.

Just yell.

Either be sleeping or drinking.

Good night.

It's going to run like clockwork.

Where will I find another soul to tell my trouble to?

My bed is made of stone A star has burnt my eye.

Good morning.

Where will I find another soul to tell my trouble to? Second Street.

Right here.

We cannot block that off.

Because what if.

If Mr.

Neville has some sort of a terrible fall down here at his house, and then

Mrs. Neville gets him into the vehicle.

What? How? She dropped.

No, no.

She's a tiny little thing.

How is she? I don't know.

Maybe they have a dolly or a wheelbarrow or something.

Boss, do you wanna describe standard operating procedure to the civilian for

me? It's an emergency situation.

It's an emergency.

I'm with Sally.

Just move the cones.

Have we lost all respect for cones? The hell is that? That a test?

Oh. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Right behind you.

I came there.

Everybody down and stay down.

Take him with me.

Nobody know.

Take up me.

Okay. Why is that? All clear.

You fill him.

Fill him, fill him.

Fill him in the bag.

Do what you say and no one gets hurt.

This thing's going to be okay.

Come on.

Come on.

Where's the rest of it? This is it.

Sorry, nobody uses cash anymore.

This is like two grand.

Fuck. It's not enough.

We did all the for two grand.

Two we did vault.

Really? Yeah.

Two of these very two vaults.

Stay right there.

Stay right there.

Keep your hands where this goddamn Zeno.

That's no one too j.

We want the fucking time down to the vault.

Okay, let's go.

Can we make the time? Can we make the fucking time?

Oh my God.

Sir, are you okay? Stop asking questions.

Don't having a heart attack.

Okay? Okay.

Go ahead.

You said no one was gonna get hurt.

This is not going like popcorn.

I can't open it.

Push and twist.

I'm pushing.

I'm pushing and I'm twisting.

I'm push me.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Okay, Here you go.

Here you go.

There we go.

Okay. There we go.

He's still having a heart attack.

He stopped breathing.

He stopped breathing.

Babe, poke up.

Okay. Chest compressions.

It's fine.

It's going to be fine.

Come on, buddy.

No. Fine.

I got it.

Come on.

Sheriff. When we get to the bank, you're going to be in my candle things.

Yeah, you best supervisor.

I know.

We can just mean by.

Oh my God.

I'm so sorry.

Let me see.

Let me see.

Let me see.

That's just to make the stab wounds worse.

We do what we do.

What are we doing? Keep going.

Excuse me, miss.

What do you want me to get that machine?

Go on.

Keep trying.

What's the point? It's all automated now anyway.

What's he doing? Hey, it's okay.

Out. Hey, Dog.

Mike, cover up the rear.

Deputy, cover my ass.

Oh, just hang on, guys.

I'm going in the.

You are, sir.

Look, let's just wait for some more back.

If you don't play this right, we're going to have a massacre in there.

You guys okay? Yeah.

Calm down.

This is messy.

What are we gonna do about him? Why ask him? Calm clean's messy.

I'm going to talk to them.

We got us a situation.

Yeah, I do know what I signed up for, but, geez, I didn't think I'd actually

have. Have to do it.

No.

Deputy. What he say? You know what he said.

Y' all agree to the same damn thing?

Coming in.

You.

Damn it.

Oh. Did you hit his back?

Hold your fire.

You have someone out there shooting at you?

Did I get him? He did him.

Yeah, yeah.

No.

Get behind me.

I shot you.

It's fine.

I just.

I mean.

This way.

Put it back on.

Okay. Oh, that's bad.

We're slow.

Oh, that's bad.

Really bad.

Is this some kind of setup? Are you guys in on this? No, they're just

shooting at us again.

It's fair.

We're robbing the bank.

But you're the sheriff.

Why are they shooting at you? Our medical laws.

You're the sheriff.

I'm the goddamn substitute.

What? What are you talking about, man? Hey, what's going on? Why don't you

guys just take the till? That's what the vault did.

They think.

What about the vault?

Don't make me ask twice.

Holy.

Yeah, we weren't after this.

What is.

Oh, come on.

Hey, come back here.

Where you going? Calm the down.

Be cool, man.

Just chill.

Chill. We'll be unchilled.

Mother. Mother.

Ready? One, two, three.

That stinks.

Mike, is that you? I can hear your jacket.

No, boss.

Go around, please.

Get us ready.

What's happening? I know it's.

It's Lori, right? Yeah.

This is Keith.

That's Ulysses.

Oh, hey, did you ever get dog food for Olive? Yeah, I did.

Good. What is going on here? I don't know what the hell this is, but they

shot at me and you didn't.

So the way I see it, this up little trio of ours, we're a team.

You good with that? Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

How you feeling? Oh, yeah.

About as good as I look.

So worse than I thought then.

I'll buy you some time.

Time for what? I'm working on that.

See what's inside those crates.

Why? Because they look military and we look out.

Gun.

Still with us? Yeah, luckily for you, he is.

You managed to shoot his ear off, I'll tell you.

Mayor. Yeah.

Sheriff. Sheriff.

He hung up on me.

The hung up on me.

No, no, no.

Lower your guns.

My bad, My bad.

At bars.

All right, here.

I got him.

I got him.

You. You were saying? Yeah, I was saying that I asked my deputy to shoot you

clean through.

But I guess, like, a small request is too much for him.

Were you blind? Sorry.

Snow got into my eyes, so I had to close it.

And you.

What? I've seen what's in the vault.

Who's in on this unplane or the whole department? Son, I have got the whole

town at my back.

Let me explain.

You're just one cop.

We're normal.

Population 1890.

What's it all about, Mayor? What's this all about? You know, Main streets

like ours.

They are like strewn corpses across America.

Holding on by a thread, hoping they can keep a dialysis center open.

Or a little thrift shop or an antique store with no antiques.

They've been plundered by banks and conglomerates.

So when the Yuza came and said they want to make a deal with the Yakuza.

Trust me, they're a thing.

They make a lot of money in America.

They can't ship it all home.

So when they asked us to hold a portion of their illicit US profits for a

percentage. Buy it.

I said sure, we'll take it.

The whole town sold its soul? Not the whole town.

It was some negative Nancy's.

But I took care of them.

Trust me.

Trust me.

And me having seen what I've seen, I guess there's no way out of this for me

alive. You know there's a way.

You want a deal? What kind of deal? You put a bullet in the head of those

two that started this trouble.

The blood on your hands is insurance enough for me.

What do you say?

All right.

Now he hung up on me.

Now he hung up on me.

Guns up.

What'd you find?

There it is me.

It's so beautiful.

There goes the subordination.

And prison door must have knocked the power out.

Oh, darn.

Hello?

I think this is a good omen, right?

Jesus. That's not where I was aiming.

Let's go.

I think I can see someone.

It.

I'm downtown.

I'm out of here.

Anyone else? No, no, no, no.

We're all good, Joe.

We're all good.

Where did they go? Oh, hey, Mr.

Joe. Where did they go? They headed down, back towards Main Street.

Interest base is where you are.

Which means there's no way to get a hold of him.

For all he knows is piggy bank has read it.

Oon is coming.

I might get off the street.

We're sitting ducks out here.

Hey, breathe.

Oh, I'm good.

I'm good.

I'm good.

I'm just.

Get inside.

Get inside.

Drop it down.

Okay. Come on.

I thought this was a normal town.

This is not normal.

Stop doing.

God damn it.

Are both your wounds okay? Yeah.

I think I heard something.

Hello?

How is she? Not good.

I think there's someone in here.

Hello? Oh my God.

What happened? Have you got a first aid kit? Yeah, in the.

In my stock room.

Is that radio working? How is that on? Battery operated.

You said this is a CB radio too, right? Where's the mic on this day? Hey

nittle. If you see the sheriff, you stop him.

He knows.

Calm down, Mary Beth.

We don't want to hurt you.

Sure you don't.

I. I wasn't born yesterday.

My God.

God damn taurus.

Respect.

Hey, mary beth.

Stuck on this?

Sorry.

Let there be light.

You don't understand.

Before you go.

We'll have a spirit all cute and it will help us out.

Get nice and warm.

Come on.

And rear.

Evening everybody.

Oh hey Kenny.

Kenny, I'm going to need your medical kit on job.

Kenny, we're going to need some more info to help yourself and or find it.

I screw this severed ear.

Kenny. So what's with all this night's on commotion? You know a pair of bank

robbers. They decided to team up with the sheriff after they discovered a

Yakuza golden arm altar.

Can he not? My face feels really gross.

Oh, oyabun is coming to kill us all.

You have your devil, we have our up both fear oyab.

The way I figure, with the power down they can't get the word out.

And with the storm being what it is, they're stuck here with us.

And you know, better be the hunter and the hunted, right? Yes.

So who's up for an avogado? On the house.

Open that.

Oh God.

Use some tape.

Where's Olive? She's in the car.

Spear. We left the heater on, remember? So it's just us three.

This is entire whack ass town.

Well, usually when you rob a bank there are consequences.

Although this, this is a new one.

We just wanted something.

If we get through whatever the fuck this is, that'll be something.

Okay, what's the plan? We're going to go to the police station.

They got a snowplow there.

We'll get the out of Dodge.

You drive a snowplow? You're the man.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Come on, Mr.

Plow.

Go. I'm okay.

He hit the gun.

Get out of here.

We'll meet at the police station.

Luky, what are you.

Eat.

God damn it.

Stay down.

What the hell man? What is wrong with you people? We look you up and we

chose you because of your reputation.

We're not giving a shit.

Why'd you decide to start now? I want myself lately.

Damn interest.

Old fashioned stuff removers.

Is that a mailman? What? You stole a gold brick? You.

Of course I did.

It.

Physics.

Is he okay? No.

Hold your fire.

Hold your fire.

Yeah. He murdered James.

He murdered our mailman.

What fresh hell is this? Well, be careful with that one.

It's only a flare.

And then blow one.

Plane.

See that lane? I'm a hero.

Oh, he's got.

Thank you.

I thought you knew how to drive one of these.

Yeah, I do.

I do.

Really I did.

I just.

This is.

Remember when you said you could drive a train and that was too.

Give me that.

Hey. Oh, my bad.

I should have knocked.

Can you drive this thing? Yeah, I think so.

Okay. We'll get to a hospital.

You're not coming with us? No, I'm sticking around.

I'm tired of running away from every goddamn thing.

And you consider this your second chance.

You take that gold brick.

Hey. And go build something good out of it.

Take care of your.

So.

How did he even sell the gold brick? Break it in half.

Well haven't got that far ahead.

Damn it.

Look at their God.

Small town me that's ok.

That ain't useless.

Need the running time.

Well where is he going to hide? Police station.

Get up.

Stop. Stop.

Here's all.

Okay. Sorry girl.

Get her at home.

Come on,

let's go.

Let's go home.

This.

Moira. Hey little man.

You. You don't have have a drink on you, do you? What kind of bartender

would I be if I didn't? That's train.

That sleep slowly.

Well, drink up.

So we can all clean up this mess you made before the Yakuza turn up and kill

everybody. Single one of us.

You too, huh? Just doing what I need to to survive.

At what cost? My soul.

Although they're cheap now it is how you sold yours, didn't you? I didn't

sell mine.

I lost it.

How did you know? Bartenders hear a lot of you get really good at sniffing

out the lies.

Your story was true right until the end.

Am I right?

The girl didn't kill her dad.

You did.

Miss Charlotte right between the eyes.

For what he'd done,

I figured it was justice.

Now I don't know.

I've been avoiding making any choices since then.

Just watching life from the sidelines.

That's my truth.

Now you go.

What happened to Gunderson? I already told my me fish no.

Probably the only one in town.

Don't Gunderson.

He had a fishing pole in one hand like this one and an auger in the other.

So my guess is he thought he was going ice fishing.

Who the goes ice fishing with a fly rod? No one.

I lied.

I killed him because he wanted a bigger cut of the deal.

Cuz he wanted out of the job.

Of down the arrangement.

Why? This is kid.

This town made him choose.

It's a small town in every way.

You know, small minded.

Yeah, I get that.

And no one gets out out.

Even him.

So you got him drunk and walked him out.

And watched him freeze to death.

Which takes longer than you think.

Unless you're wet.

Which he was.

Because I poured water on him.

But I learned something about myself that night.

What's that? I can do what needs to be done.

What happened to you? Nothing.

I didn't choose.

Like I said.

That's a cool belt.

What the fuck, Sheriff? Tell me about it.

I think you would have wanted you to have this.

Especially in light of current events.

Let's go, Deputy.

This shitstorm is only gonna get wor.

Hey, blaine.

Damn it.

We need anyone back at the bank? No.

Jo. And the vault? Yo.

Is it still open?

Hello? Answer the phone.

My deputy is currently securing the contents of your vault.

Security. Bricks of C4 have been planted in and amongst the Yakuza's

physical deposits, as it were.

So. So to sum up.

If I die, it all goes boom.

If it goes boom.

Well, them being the Yakuza and all.

I don't think it ends real well for you.

If we don't finish this here and now, the Yakuza will hunt down and kill

each and every one of us.

Me included.

But wait, there's more.

I've got a proposal.

Tidy up the bank.

Make it look like an accident.

Like nothing bad happened.

Just another Saturday.

Kenny, you say this is Belgian chocolate? French.

Same difference, you know.

So that's your plan? That's just make it seem like any other day.

Basically, yeah.

The Yakuza show up, their treasure is untouched.

Nothing more than a car accident that set off the alarm.

Life in normal is normal.

Calm calm.

Clean's messy.

That's right.

Why don't I just kill you right now? The only thing your boss is gonna give

a about is that you messed up.

I say we play the hand that's been dealt to all of us.

You make us look good, we'll make you look good.

And maybe you get to keep the rest of your goddamn fingers.

Sorry that I killed your mayor.

I know you liked him a lot.

Though he did seem a bit of an a hole.

Okay. What do you say? All Right.

Isn't much of a plan.

Well, I'm not much of a sheriff, but I'm all you've got.

Hey, Alex, let's pull out a show.

I'm kinda liking Deputy.

Fuck yeah.

Come on, people.

This is the new normal.

Gotta seem like an accident.

There wasn't a massacre here, you know.

Bring it in.

Bring it in.

Control our friends.

Marx for blood spots.

Cover them up.

Winter wonderland.

Go for it, folks.

Make it nice for our dm.

Bring it around down there.

Look for any loose entrails.

Swear to God, I had no idea about killing Gunderson.

You believe that about the fishing rod? Sorry, I'm not much of a fisherman,

but, yeah, I get your point.

And you tried to shoot me.

Yeah, I did shoot you.

But I didn't kill you.

That's the important thing.

We're here together, both of us.

A lot.

Do you.

Do you really think this is going to work? You a Batman? To my own

detriment, to be sure.

I put a Benji on the lane.

Wait a minute here.

You're betting against us?

We're. I.

Huh? Let's get into character.

As you can see.

Can you.

Can you can translate thing? As you can see, the storm here was something

else. It knocked out phones, Internet, cell service, health, you name it.

It's down.

How do y'.

All. Oh, he's the interim, like I told you.

I don't know.

He's not too bright.

Deputy Blaine, you know these folks? You want to explain them? They can't

come tearing through our county in the convoy like this without getting the

grease reading from the lock.

Well, this is actually Pastor Oyabad, Sheriff.

Oh, Pastor.

He's got a small parish just over yonder, down near every temple.

What's his denomination? Protestant.

Ain't that right? He's mad.

I think that he wants to go to a bed.

You can't go to a bed, Hank.

We've got them.

Yeah, yeah, it's true then.

Hey, we'll make an exception.

Make an exception? We'll give you an escort.

Follow us.

Let's go.

Okay, Deputy Blaine, let's take our guest a long way around, give him a

little more time to fix up the bank.

It doesn't look good.

I know.

The driver was killed on impact, as was the bank manager and security guard.

Sheriff, you mind if I show him the vault? The.

The church has some papers in their safe.

Hacks. Yeah, sure, go ahead.

Good.

Fine shape.

Actually, it wasn't load bearing while speaking.

As you can see, the vault is untouchable.

Excuse me? Pristine Whoa.

The church is done.

Well. Oh,

Pretty color, huh? Like a sweetie musca.

There the hot pots go.

When the sun goes down, the place belongs to Mr.

Johnson. Why did you invite them out? For food.

I almost know like, for phas in Japanese, and guess I panicked.

Is your boss enjoying the meatloaf or she? This car.

This is.

Your English is very good, sir.

I watch a lot of friends use in for mimosas.

I make a toast.

Don't. Excuse me.

I. I'd like to propose a toast.

You know, I'm what you might call a people person, so this toast is to

friendship. I think it's important that I take credit for this event.

When I become the next sheriff of normal, there will be many, many more

opportunities to come together and break bread, strengthening our link.

And with pastor oyabad and his friendly, friendly congregation, I think this

is a new chapter for our town and our happy arrangement.

So I'd like to say thank you for all your help and to many, many more years

of friendly people helping other friendly.

Take the dreams of.

Sa.

About7 that.

God damn it,

Sam.

Sharon. Sharon.

Our friends now.

Any wood for pie?

You want to be sheriff now?

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Thanks for taking care of it for me.

Oh, there's one other thing.

Gives that hundred on the lay.

Guess you weren't.

Can I put a pie back.

Against my face?

Sun's beating down, Penny.

I'm sorry I missed you.

Please leave a message, and I'll circle back when I can.

Thanks. Hey, Penny, it's me.

I'm. I'm in Texas now.

Yeah, filling in for a sheriff on maternity leave.

I much prefer the weather here.

It's warm.

Don't miss the cold.

Oh, and I picked up an interim deputy along the way.

People are pretty much the same.

Then again, not all things considered, though.

I'm in a better place.

As for the town of normal, well, I left it as I found it.

You could say.

I mean, that's the job, isn't it? Besides, I'm never looking for trouble.

If it wants you, it'll find you on its own.

And it can be hard to shake once it does.

Well, thanks for listening, Penny.

I. Hi, Ulysses.

Hey, Penny.

A day dream or fantasy?