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well Mr Burns I'm afraid I have very bad

news for you yes the the paper keeps

coming out every day even though you're

away on

vacation oh uh uh who hey how's George

oh George oh yes you you have a

wonderful there Mr Burns that dog is my

child Tim I'm leaving him in your hands

he's a happy happy dog and if he's happy

I'm happy if he's unhappy I'm

unemployed I'm Overjoyed um no it's it's

good to know that you trust me to take

care of him well sir take care of them I

will he's a pleasure to have around the

house so py full of

life but oh yes Mr Burns as a matter of

fact he's standing right here wagging

his tail I uh I think he'd like to say

hello to you uh George

George it's your master in mine George

say something

George Uncle

Martin

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George uh well that uh that was goodbye

and have a good time from

George uh yeah right Mr

Burns yeah and don't don't worry right

George now George what's the matter with

you huh now George what's the matter huh

tell me come on tell me

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George look what I have for you ha meat

mm m M George George watch watch a

bite all

right well what am I going to do he's

just wasting away do you know whatever

happens to him happens to me

double oh no not that that's the third

batch of brownies this week isn't it

yeah but she's such a sweet girl I don't

want to hurt her feelings anyway I

haven't got over the last batch

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what a break she changed her mind no I

changed it for

her oh oh yeah well thanks Uncle Martin

well anyway what am I going to do about

George all right let's see if I can find

out what's bothering him George may I

have a word with you

yes what's he saying what's he

saying mhm

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oh well well well he's in love oh come

on

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George

convinced yeah yeah I guess so well

who's girl I I mean well you know what I

mean she lives in the apartment next

door so what's the problem he's just

seen her he's never had a chance to meet

her what's the matters George bashful or

something no no no the other dog has

never let out onto the lawn they've only

wagged tails at each other through the

window oh you're kidding aren't you you

just made this whole story up all right

then I withdraw from the

case no Uncle Martin look I am I believe

you but uh well what are we going to do

about it h well why don't we go next

door and and talk to the girlfriend that

is a good idea come on let's go come on

George Let's see what she looks

like I'm going next door to talk to the

girlfriend of my boss's

dog that makes

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sense well it looks like George is going

to you straight unlike other creatures

on this it I've never had a dog Glide to

me well I must say George you sure can

pick

him all right George I'll see what I can

do about it wants me to open the window

so he can talk to his girlfriend I'll

have to do it from inside but uh I can

tell her how

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Chloe that's fine Chloe her name is

Chloe

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oh you don't have to tell me I know what

they're

saying oh sure he just said Oh Lady by

Yonder blessed Moon I swear and she just

said oh swear not by the moon the Inc

constant Moon which monthly changes in

its Circle Lord bless that thy love

prove likewise variable

George uh you better let me talk to

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her what's so funny she likes my Martian

accent she thinks it's very

sexy well go on Chloe tell me

more mhm uhhuh you don't say

really well what' you say well it seems

her mistress has an emotional problem an

unhappy experience with a man now she

hates all males and she's being

overprotected with Chloe won't let her

out lavishes a lot of neurotic affection

on her and so on she said all that

approximately of course it loses

something in the

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translation but not an accuracy she's

certainly broadcast in a lot of

hostility it is your problem too now

look if Mr Burns's dog dies of a broken

heart and goes to that great Boneyard up

in the sky he is going to fire me and

then we're both going to starve if you

don't steud yourself I'll fire you and

we'll both get burned I told you exactly

what to do now if you don't mind I've

got lots of work on this ship of mine

before it can ever fly again

well surely that immense huge Martian

Brain of yours can come up with a better

idea no it's the perfect solution take

her out romance her wrench please and

restore her faith in the male of your

species I happen to be one of those guys

who can't get excited about belligerent

women they just don't turn me on ah the

problem is to turn her on bring back the

scent of roses on the summer air the

silver light of the Moon the sound of

birds singing and what if she starts

hearing Wedding Bells H Martian that is

dangerous what could happen you know I'm

not exactly unattractive and you're not

exactly modest either well I have a

certain amount of pride and personal

Integrity you want to keep your job

don't you I'm not going to do

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it ready George ready Chloe 3 2 1

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goop I'm terribly sorry George heal heal

I'm sorry yes oh

well all that money for an obedience

cars all that dog does on command is eat

well he usually so well behaved she just

been full of the devil today yes I know

what you mean uh look this um this may

not be very important but my name is Tim

O'Hara I'm Mara Carson oh well it's um

been very nice bumping into you oh God

here thank you well bye yeah bye

now

goodbye wait a minute we've got the

wrong

dogs I'm I'm I'm sorry I I'm afraid I a

little flustered meeting you and all and

with the birds singing and the the cent

of roses in the

air hey well look at

that it'd be a shame to part them oh we

couldn't no well come on what's CH Chloe

well that's that's

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George boy look at that dog eat ah how

you earthlings fool yourselves you keep

saying that the seed of Love is the

heart but obvious L it's the stomach and

love itself is just another form of

indigestion oh well uh anyway that is a

happy dog you know for a while there I

always worried about him you were

worried about your job well anyway he's

making progress from what I've been able

to observe so have

you something it's a funny thing but uh

Mara turned out to be a very nice girl

you know for a while there I thought she

was childish and immature but I was

wrong no as well as being mature and

thoughtful she's she's really very

beautiful and you didn't even know she

existed yeah you can live right next

door to a girl never realize just how

wonderful she

is hello there oh hi hun and have you

have you noticed just well how

beautifully she dresses oh it's it's

really nothing now what do you mean it's

nothing it takes a lot of thought and

Imagination for a girl to look like that

well I I guess it's just sort of an act

some people have it some people don't

it's nice to be one of the lucky ones

yeah because I know that Mara is have

that much

money who Maria Carson the girl that

lives next door oh by the way Jordan I

would like to thank you very much for

all the what was all that about I don't

know I've given up tuning in on the

youngsters of this planet and the

emotional turbulence of you so-called

adults is bad enough but when you get

involved with the opposite

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sex I suppose he can't help being

basically a butterfly fting from one

flower to another sipping from the cup

of love but never drinking deeply Tim oh

he means what he says when he's saying

it but the minute he sees another flower

off he

flips he is good-looking and Charming he

just doesn't realize how he hurts

people I know what you

mean I always seem to be running into

that

t i sympathize with you deeply

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well here we are you

butterfly

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Mara a butterfly that's what she called

me well maybe George knows what it's all

about George come here

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man I think you just lost a friend

George come over here what's the matter

with

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you did you hear what he said well I

missed the lyric but the melody was

familiar he says it's all our fault for

interfering if you'll kindly remember

you ask for my

help that suits me just

fine we've been fired by him and he says

he's never going to eat

again hello

again anything wrong well yes there is

as a matter of fact I just had a girl

slam a door in my face really I can't

imagine any girl slamming a door on your

face well she did whom if I may ask

Maria Carson I told you the girl lives

next door her you uh You Don't Know Her

by any chance do you oh just slightly of

course I'm not surprised I happen to

have heard a rumor she hates all men but

that's because she just had a traumatic

emotional experience that makes two of

us three counting George she was deeply

in love with a man who ran off to Mexico

without even saying goodbye H well his

big mistake was saying hello in the

first place uh what was the man's name I

don't know well I've got to go cover a

store at the airport I'm awfully sorry

about your unpleasant experience Tim I

guess some women like marshan never

mature and others are quite mature even

in their teens oh yes well oh George

will you please try to eat something

while I'm

gone

George Chloe Chloe what a terrible thing

to say I'm used to humans being

irrational but

dogs all I want is a little information

I'm trying to help you what do you mean

stay off your

side

Chloe

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Chloe wait a minute Chloe can't we talk

this

over George

George George I have a few things to

discuss with

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you front and

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center that's better at

ease you are going to have to beat some

sense into your girlfriend's head I need

some information and you are going to

have to get it for me h

H all right now fall in and follow

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me all right now George in you go make

it quick and don't take G for an answer

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out get out of here out out out get out

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of

George

George hey

George well what'd you find out huh

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good work

George operator I want to put in a

personto person call to Mexico yes the

name of the party is

uh Howard

Lums and I believe you can find him at

the Del foso Hotel

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youh no you don't I don't want to talk

to you try and stop yourself I was

hoping I'd never see you again well you

almost never did and then I got this

Anonymous phone call saying you were

involved with another man I took the

first plane up here well you can take

the first plane back and there's no man

in my life including you

it looks bad but doesn't look good well

there's nothing so painful as unrequited

love believe me I know he's been

carrying on like one of the great tragic

lovers of History yes Dante and beatus

Anthony and Cleopatra George and Chloe

well I give up I'm going to have to get

him back to my editor while he is still

alive it was an emergency Marsha and I

not only wrote to you I said in the

letter I was going to marry you when I

got back marry me sure and what other

sweet things did you say in that letter

listen the only reason I wrote to you is

because I couldn't get you on the phone

the night I left well I never got that

letter here's all my mail nothing but

magazines

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well I might as well call Mr Burns and

tell him to cut short his vacation take

care of Joyful George

here oh boy he's going to love

that hold it Tim not now not now why not

he's already got one paw on the dog morg

you got to give it one more try go over

and see Marsha right now I have a

feeling she needs you

yeah right

now yeah Jam h

isn't that

crawling

yeah such a beautiful

letter now I know I was upset when a guy

asked a girl to marry him he expects

some kind of an answer here's your

answer Mara it's

Tim be right there Tim

hi Tim hi listen I just thought I'd

stopped by and I'm glad you did I want

to apologize about my rudess oh no

forget it look I couldn't stay angry

with a girl like you as a matter of fact

I thought you might need some help so I

thought I'd just stop in isn't that

amazing I do oh

yeah come

on no get her come on come on we're

going somewhere uh I wondered if you'd

mind keeping Chloe while Howard and I go

to Las Vegas to get married Howard

Howard this is our good friend in

neighbor Tim oara my fiance Howard

Lumis oh any fiance of of marshes is

certainly friend of mine I wish you both

um well the very very best of luck I um

well it's been very nice chatting with

you goodbye

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yeah she needed me all right take care

of Chloe but look at it this way you may

have lost a girl but you've gained a dog

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yes oh no not another friend of

George's look I'm a busy Martian I don't

have time to straighten out the problems

of all of George's

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friends no no no that is

final w

oh all right what is

it all right what is

it are you sure you're not making this

up

really

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really what a planet for me to get

marooned on

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he oh

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