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Jesus Christ. The lunatic left is at it

Jesus Christ. The lunatic left is at it

Jesus Christ. The lunatic left is at it again trying to make a big deal out of

again trying to make a big deal out of

again trying to make a big deal out of the leader of the free world depicting

the leader of the free world depicting

the leader of the free world depicting himself as Jesus Christ after

himself as Jesus Christ after

himself as Jesus Christ after badmouthing the pope. What's really

badmouthing the pope. What's really

badmouthing the pope. What's really going on here? Well, I've been watching

going on here? Well, I've been watching

going on here? Well, I've been watching Fox News for the last 316 hours and I'm

Fox News for the last 316 hours and I'm

Fox News for the last 316 hours and I'm ready to fplain the Pope's unholy

ready to fplain the Pope's unholy

ready to fplain the Pope's unholy crusade against President Trump.

>> I think the president of the United

>> I think the president of the United

>> I think the president of the United States likes to mix it up on social

States likes to mix it up on social

States likes to mix it up on social media. The president was posting a joke.

media. The president was posting a joke.

media. The president was posting a joke. >> This was obviously a joke. Oh, here's

>> This was obviously a joke. Oh, here's

>> This was obviously a joke. Oh, here's one. Knock knock. Who's there? Trump is

one. Knock knock. Who's there? Trump is

one. Knock knock. Who's there? Trump is Jesus.

Oh my god, it's so funny. It's a joke,

Oh my god, it's so funny. It's a joke,

Oh my god, it's so funny. It's a joke, people. Trump posted himself as Christ

people. Trump posted himself as Christ

people. Trump posted himself as Christ when he's clearly not Christ. If

when he's clearly not Christ. If

when he's clearly not Christ. If anything, he's the antichrist. Frankly,

anything, he's the antichrist. Frankly,

anything, he's the antichrist. Frankly, it's a double standard. Trump can't post

it's a double standard. Trump can't post

it's a double standard. Trump can't post a joke about being Jesus, but a priest

a joke about being Jesus, but a priest

a joke about being Jesus, but a priest and a rabbi can walk into a bar with a

and a rabbi can walk into a bar with a

and a rabbi can walk into a bar with a duck and nobody complains. As JD Vance

duck and nobody complains. As JD Vance

duck and nobody complains. As JD Vance explained, Trump posted himself as Jesus

explained, Trump posted himself as Jesus

explained, Trump posted himself as Jesus as a joke. But also, Trump didn't even

as a joke. But also, Trump didn't even

as a joke. But also, Trump didn't even post himself as Jesus. I thought it was

post himself as Jesus. I thought it was

post himself as Jesus. I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do with Red

me as a doctor and had to do with Red

me as a doctor and had to do with Red Cross as a Red Cross worker there which

Cross as a Red Cross worker there which

Cross as a Red Cross worker there which we support.

we support.

we support. >> Yes. When I first saw the post, I

>> Yes. When I first saw the post, I

>> Yes. When I first saw the post, I thought to myself, am I on True Social

thought to myself, am I on True Social

thought to myself, am I on True Social or WebMD? Because that man is clearly a

or WebMD? Because that man is clearly a

or WebMD? Because that man is clearly a doctor. Oh, come on. It's ridiculous.

doctor. Oh, come on. It's ridiculous.

doctor. Oh, come on. It's ridiculous. When Noah Wy pretends to be a doctor, he

When Noah Wy pretends to be a doctor, he

When Noah Wy pretends to be a doctor, he wins an Emmy. But when Donald Trump

wins an Emmy. But when Donald Trump

wins an Emmy. But when Donald Trump pretends to be a doctor, it offends God.

pretends to be a doctor, it offends God.

pretends to be a doctor, it offends God. >> I don't care about this. And I think a

>> I don't care about this. And I think a

>> I don't care about this. And I think a lot of people don't care.

lot of people don't care.

lot of people don't care. >> I'm a Catholic as well, and I wasn't too

>> I'm a Catholic as well, and I wasn't too

>> I'm a Catholic as well, and I wasn't too offended by this. I think I'd seen that

offended by this. I think I'd seen that

offended by this. I think I'd seen that exact photo posted about a hundred times

exact photo posted about a hundred times

exact photo posted about a hundred times already by my uncle.

already by my uncle.

already by my uncle. >> All right, listen up. In real America,

>> All right, listen up. In real America,

>> All right, listen up. In real America, this isn't a big deal. Thousands of

this isn't a big deal. Thousands of

this isn't a big deal. Thousands of times per day, my uncle posts a meme of

times per day, my uncle posts a meme of

times per day, my uncle posts a meme of Trump as Jesus with a six-pack and a

Trump as Jesus with a six-pack and a

Trump as Jesus with a six-pack and a huge Joe Biden in the while Nancy Pelosi

huge Joe Biden in the while Nancy Pelosi

huge Joe Biden in the while Nancy Pelosi watches. And that's my smart uncle.

watches. And that's my smart uncle.

watches. And that's my smart uncle. >> When it comes to the disagreements with

>> When it comes to the disagreements with

>> When it comes to the disagreements with with the Vatican, look, we're going to

with the Vatican, look, we're going to

with the Vatican, look, we're going to have disagreements, Brett, from time to

have disagreements, Brett, from time to

have disagreements, Brett, from time to time. I think that's a totally

time. I think that's a totally

time. I think that's a totally reasonable thing. It isn't particularly

reasonable thing. It isn't particularly

reasonable thing. It isn't particularly newsworthy.

newsworthy.

newsworthy. >> It's not newsworthy. If I had to rank

>> It's not newsworthy. If I had to rank

>> It's not newsworthy. If I had to rank it, I'd go Trump thinks he's Jesus.

it, I'd go Trump thinks he's Jesus.

it, I'd go Trump thinks he's Jesus. Justin Trudeau drinks from plastic cup

Justin Trudeau drinks from plastic cup

Justin Trudeau drinks from plastic cup at Coachella after banning them in

at Coachella after banning them in

at Coachella after banning them in Canada.

Canada.

Canada. >> He has a plastic cup.

>> He has a plastic cup.

>> He has a plastic cup. >> Look, everyone just calm down, okay?

>> Look, everyone just calm down, okay?

>> Look, everyone just calm down, okay? Like, let's not make a big deal out of

Like, let's not make a big deal out of

Like, let's not make a big deal out of the president telling God's emissary on

the president telling God's emissary on

the president telling God's emissary on earth to shut the up, okay? So, look,

earth to shut the up, okay? So, look,

earth to shut the up, okay? So, look, nobody's out of line here except the

nobody's out of line here except the

nobody's out of line here except the Pope who's totally out of line.

Pope who's totally out of line.

Pope who's totally out of line. >> I'd probably say the Pope needs to keep

>> I'd probably say the Pope needs to keep

>> I'd probably say the Pope needs to keep his business into leading his flock, so

his business into leading his flock, so

his business into leading his flock, so to speak, leading the church, and

to speak, leading the church, and

to speak, leading the church, and probably stay out of the political

probably stay out of the political

probably stay out of the political arena.

arena.

arena. >> Yeah, shut your pope pole, Pope.

>> Yeah, shut your pope pole, Pope.

>> Yeah, shut your pope pole, Pope. Popeyating.

Popeyating.

Popeyating. I don't want to place all the blame on

I don't want to place all the blame on

I don't want to place all the blame on the Pope. That would be crazy. Let's

the Pope. That would be crazy. Let's

the Pope. That would be crazy. Let's just be reasonable adults and blame

just be reasonable adults and blame

just be reasonable adults and blame Barack Obama.

Barack Obama.

Barack Obama. >> The beef started after Obama's

>> The beef started after Obama's

>> The beef started after Obama's right-hand man, David Axelrod, paved the

right-hand man, David Axelrod, paved the

right-hand man, David Axelrod, paved the Pope a little visit. They're two Chicago

Pope a little visit. They're two Chicago

Pope a little visit. They're two Chicago guys. We don't know what they talked

guys. We don't know what they talked

guys. We don't know what they talked about, but a week after he left, the

about, but a week after he left, the

about, but a week after he left, the Pope started taking shots at Trump.

Pope started taking shots at Trump.

Pope started taking shots at Trump. >> That's right. Barack Hussein Obama's

>> That's right. Barack Hussein Obama's

>> That's right. Barack Hussein Obama's best friend, David Hussein Axelrod, got

best friend, David Hussein Axelrod, got

best friend, David Hussein Axelrod, got into the head of Pope Hussein Leo. One

into the head of Pope Hussein Leo. One

into the head of Pope Hussein Leo. One good thing is that people are talking

good thing is that people are talking

good thing is that people are talking about Jesus, thinking about Jesus, and

about Jesus, thinking about Jesus, and

about Jesus, thinking about Jesus, and there's still a passion for Jesus. So,

there's still a passion for Jesus. So,

there's still a passion for Jesus. So, good things can come out of a situation

good things can come out of a situation

good things can come out of a situation like this.

like this.

like this. >> Yes, Trump's Jesus post got people

>> Yes, Trump's Jesus post got people

>> Yes, Trump's Jesus post got people talking about Jesus again. The Pope

talking about Jesus again. The Pope

talking about Jesus again. The Pope should be thanking Trump for his

should be thanking Trump for his

should be thanking Trump for his blasphemy. Look, no one is saying that

blasphemy. Look, no one is saying that

blasphemy. Look, no one is saying that Donald Trump is Jesus. I'm just saying

Donald Trump is Jesus. I'm just saying

Donald Trump is Jesus. I'm just saying that Trump is like Jesus in his deeds,

that Trump is like Jesus in his deeds,

that Trump is like Jesus in his deeds, words, and actions.

words, and actions.

words, and actions. >> I think he's he's he's almost a second

>> I think he's he's he's almost a second

>> I think he's he's he's almost a second coming in my humble opinion.

coming in my humble opinion.

coming in my humble opinion. >> There is no president who has saved more

>> There is no president who has saved more

>> There is no president who has saved more human lives than Donald Trump. Look at

human lives than Donald Trump. Look at

human lives than Donald Trump. Look at the things he's done. His actions are in

the things he's done. His actions are in

the things he's done. His actions are in fact advancing the teachings of Jesus

fact advancing the teachings of Jesus

fact advancing the teachings of Jesus Christ.

Christ.

Christ. >> Yes, praise be He where he in this

>> Yes, praise be He where he in this

>> Yes, praise be He where he in this instance is Donald Trump. So that's

instance is Donald Trump. So that's

instance is Donald Trump. So that's pretty much it for this nothing burger

pretty much it for this nothing burger

pretty much it for this nothing burger of a joke post that was actually a

of a joke post that was actually a

of a joke post that was actually a genius move by President Trump to

genius move by President Trump to

genius move by President Trump to inspire revival in Catholicism and the

inspire revival in Catholicism and the

inspire revival in Catholicism and the medical profession. Okay, so Donald

medical profession. Okay, so Donald

medical profession. Okay, so Donald Trump, Jesus, and a doctor walk into a

Trump, Jesus, and a doctor walk into a

Trump, Jesus, and a doctor walk into a bar. You guys heard this one.