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Jesus Christ. The lunatic left is at it
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Jesus Christ. The lunatic left is at it
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Jesus Christ. The lunatic left is at it
again trying to make a big deal out of
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again trying to make a big deal out of
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again trying to make a big deal out of
the leader of the free world depicting
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the leader of the free world depicting
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the leader of the free world depicting
himself as Jesus Christ after
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himself as Jesus Christ after
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himself as Jesus Christ after
badmouthing the pope. What's really
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badmouthing the pope. What's really
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badmouthing the pope. What's really
going on here? Well, I've been watching
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going on here? Well, I've been watching
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going on here? Well, I've been watching
Fox News for the last 316 hours and I'm
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Fox News for the last 316 hours and I'm
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Fox News for the last 316 hours and I'm
ready to fplain the Pope's unholy
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ready to fplain the Pope's unholy
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ready to fplain the Pope's unholy
crusade against President Trump.
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>> I think the president of the United
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>> I think the president of the United
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>> I think the president of the United
States likes to mix it up on social
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States likes to mix it up on social
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States likes to mix it up on social
media. The president was posting a joke.
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media. The president was posting a joke.
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media. The president was posting a joke.
>> This was obviously a joke. Oh, here's
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>> This was obviously a joke. Oh, here's
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>> This was obviously a joke. Oh, here's
one. Knock knock. Who's there? Trump is
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one. Knock knock. Who's there? Trump is
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one. Knock knock. Who's there? Trump is
Jesus.
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Oh my god, it's so funny. It's a joke,
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Oh my god, it's so funny. It's a joke,
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Oh my god, it's so funny. It's a joke,
people. Trump posted himself as Christ
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people. Trump posted himself as Christ
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people. Trump posted himself as Christ
when he's clearly not Christ. If
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when he's clearly not Christ. If
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when he's clearly not Christ. If
anything, he's the antichrist. Frankly,
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anything, he's the antichrist. Frankly,
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anything, he's the antichrist. Frankly,
it's a double standard. Trump can't post
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it's a double standard. Trump can't post
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it's a double standard. Trump can't post
a joke about being Jesus, but a priest
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a joke about being Jesus, but a priest
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a joke about being Jesus, but a priest
and a rabbi can walk into a bar with a
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and a rabbi can walk into a bar with a
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and a rabbi can walk into a bar with a
duck and nobody complains. As JD Vance
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duck and nobody complains. As JD Vance
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duck and nobody complains. As JD Vance
explained, Trump posted himself as Jesus
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explained, Trump posted himself as Jesus
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explained, Trump posted himself as Jesus
as a joke. But also, Trump didn't even
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as a joke. But also, Trump didn't even
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as a joke. But also, Trump didn't even
post himself as Jesus. I thought it was
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post himself as Jesus. I thought it was
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post himself as Jesus. I thought it was
me as a doctor and had to do with Red
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me as a doctor and had to do with Red
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me as a doctor and had to do with Red
Cross as a Red Cross worker there which
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Cross as a Red Cross worker there which
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Cross as a Red Cross worker there which
we support.
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we support.
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we support.
>> Yes. When I first saw the post, I
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>> Yes. When I first saw the post, I
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>> Yes. When I first saw the post, I
thought to myself, am I on True Social
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thought to myself, am I on True Social
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thought to myself, am I on True Social
or WebMD? Because that man is clearly a
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or WebMD? Because that man is clearly a
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or WebMD? Because that man is clearly a
doctor. Oh, come on. It's ridiculous.
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doctor. Oh, come on. It's ridiculous.
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doctor. Oh, come on. It's ridiculous.
When Noah Wy pretends to be a doctor, he
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When Noah Wy pretends to be a doctor, he
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When Noah Wy pretends to be a doctor, he
wins an Emmy. But when Donald Trump
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wins an Emmy. But when Donald Trump
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wins an Emmy. But when Donald Trump
pretends to be a doctor, it offends God.
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pretends to be a doctor, it offends God.
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pretends to be a doctor, it offends God.
>> I don't care about this. And I think a
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>> I don't care about this. And I think a
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>> I don't care about this. And I think a
lot of people don't care.
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lot of people don't care.
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lot of people don't care.
>> I'm a Catholic as well, and I wasn't too
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>> I'm a Catholic as well, and I wasn't too
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>> I'm a Catholic as well, and I wasn't too
offended by this. I think I'd seen that
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offended by this. I think I'd seen that
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offended by this. I think I'd seen that
exact photo posted about a hundred times
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exact photo posted about a hundred times
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exact photo posted about a hundred times
already by my uncle.
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already by my uncle.
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already by my uncle.
>> All right, listen up. In real America,
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>> All right, listen up. In real America,
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>> All right, listen up. In real America,
this isn't a big deal. Thousands of
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this isn't a big deal. Thousands of
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this isn't a big deal. Thousands of
times per day, my uncle posts a meme of
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times per day, my uncle posts a meme of
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times per day, my uncle posts a meme of
Trump as Jesus with a six-pack and a
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Trump as Jesus with a six-pack and a
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Trump as Jesus with a six-pack and a
huge Joe Biden in the while Nancy Pelosi
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huge Joe Biden in the while Nancy Pelosi
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huge Joe Biden in the while Nancy Pelosi
watches. And that's my smart uncle.
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watches. And that's my smart uncle.
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watches. And that's my smart uncle.
>> When it comes to the disagreements with
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>> When it comes to the disagreements with
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>> When it comes to the disagreements with
with the Vatican, look, we're going to
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with the Vatican, look, we're going to
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with the Vatican, look, we're going to
have disagreements, Brett, from time to
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have disagreements, Brett, from time to
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have disagreements, Brett, from time to
time. I think that's a totally
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time. I think that's a totally
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time. I think that's a totally
reasonable thing. It isn't particularly
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reasonable thing. It isn't particularly
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reasonable thing. It isn't particularly
newsworthy.
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newsworthy.
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newsworthy.
>> It's not newsworthy. If I had to rank
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>> It's not newsworthy. If I had to rank
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>> It's not newsworthy. If I had to rank
it, I'd go Trump thinks he's Jesus.
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it, I'd go Trump thinks he's Jesus.
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it, I'd go Trump thinks he's Jesus.
Justin Trudeau drinks from plastic cup
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Justin Trudeau drinks from plastic cup
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Justin Trudeau drinks from plastic cup
at Coachella after banning them in
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at Coachella after banning them in
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at Coachella after banning them in
Canada.
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Canada.
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Canada.
>> He has a plastic cup.
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>> He has a plastic cup.
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>> He has a plastic cup.
>> Look, everyone just calm down, okay?
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>> Look, everyone just calm down, okay?
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>> Look, everyone just calm down, okay?
Like, let's not make a big deal out of
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Like, let's not make a big deal out of
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Like, let's not make a big deal out of
the president telling God's emissary on
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the president telling God's emissary on
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the president telling God's emissary on
earth to shut the up, okay? So, look,
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earth to shut the up, okay? So, look,
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earth to shut the up, okay? So, look,
nobody's out of line here except the
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nobody's out of line here except the
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nobody's out of line here except the
Pope who's totally out of line.
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Pope who's totally out of line.
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Pope who's totally out of line.
>> I'd probably say the Pope needs to keep
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>> I'd probably say the Pope needs to keep
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>> I'd probably say the Pope needs to keep
his business into leading his flock, so
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his business into leading his flock, so
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his business into leading his flock, so
to speak, leading the church, and
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to speak, leading the church, and
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to speak, leading the church, and
probably stay out of the political
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probably stay out of the political
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probably stay out of the political
arena.
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arena.
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arena.
>> Yeah, shut your pope pole, Pope.
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>> Yeah, shut your pope pole, Pope.
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>> Yeah, shut your pope pole, Pope.
Popeyating.
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Popeyating.
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Popeyating.
I don't want to place all the blame on
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I don't want to place all the blame on
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I don't want to place all the blame on
the Pope. That would be crazy. Let's
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the Pope. That would be crazy. Let's
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the Pope. That would be crazy. Let's
just be reasonable adults and blame
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just be reasonable adults and blame
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just be reasonable adults and blame
Barack Obama.
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Barack Obama.
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Barack Obama.
>> The beef started after Obama's
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>> The beef started after Obama's
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>> The beef started after Obama's
right-hand man, David Axelrod, paved the
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right-hand man, David Axelrod, paved the
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right-hand man, David Axelrod, paved the
Pope a little visit. They're two Chicago
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Pope a little visit. They're two Chicago
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Pope a little visit. They're two Chicago
guys. We don't know what they talked
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guys. We don't know what they talked
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guys. We don't know what they talked
about, but a week after he left, the
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about, but a week after he left, the
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about, but a week after he left, the
Pope started taking shots at Trump.
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Pope started taking shots at Trump.
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Pope started taking shots at Trump.
>> That's right. Barack Hussein Obama's
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>> That's right. Barack Hussein Obama's
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>> That's right. Barack Hussein Obama's
best friend, David Hussein Axelrod, got
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best friend, David Hussein Axelrod, got
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best friend, David Hussein Axelrod, got
into the head of Pope Hussein Leo. One
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into the head of Pope Hussein Leo. One
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into the head of Pope Hussein Leo. One
good thing is that people are talking
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good thing is that people are talking
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good thing is that people are talking
about Jesus, thinking about Jesus, and
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about Jesus, thinking about Jesus, and
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about Jesus, thinking about Jesus, and
there's still a passion for Jesus. So,
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there's still a passion for Jesus. So,
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there's still a passion for Jesus. So,
good things can come out of a situation
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good things can come out of a situation
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good things can come out of a situation
like this.
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like this.
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like this.
>> Yes, Trump's Jesus post got people
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>> Yes, Trump's Jesus post got people
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>> Yes, Trump's Jesus post got people
talking about Jesus again. The Pope
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talking about Jesus again. The Pope
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talking about Jesus again. The Pope
should be thanking Trump for his
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should be thanking Trump for his
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should be thanking Trump for his
blasphemy. Look, no one is saying that
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blasphemy. Look, no one is saying that
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blasphemy. Look, no one is saying that
Donald Trump is Jesus. I'm just saying
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Donald Trump is Jesus. I'm just saying
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Donald Trump is Jesus. I'm just saying
that Trump is like Jesus in his deeds,
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that Trump is like Jesus in his deeds,
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that Trump is like Jesus in his deeds,
words, and actions.
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words, and actions.
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words, and actions.
>> I think he's he's he's almost a second
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>> I think he's he's he's almost a second
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>> I think he's he's he's almost a second
coming in my humble opinion.
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coming in my humble opinion.
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coming in my humble opinion.
>> There is no president who has saved more
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>> There is no president who has saved more
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>> There is no president who has saved more
human lives than Donald Trump. Look at
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human lives than Donald Trump. Look at
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human lives than Donald Trump. Look at
the things he's done. His actions are in
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the things he's done. His actions are in
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the things he's done. His actions are in
fact advancing the teachings of Jesus
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fact advancing the teachings of Jesus
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fact advancing the teachings of Jesus
Christ.
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Christ.
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Christ.
>> Yes, praise be He where he in this
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>> Yes, praise be He where he in this
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>> Yes, praise be He where he in this
instance is Donald Trump. So that's
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instance is Donald Trump. So that's
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instance is Donald Trump. So that's
pretty much it for this nothing burger
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pretty much it for this nothing burger
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pretty much it for this nothing burger
of a joke post that was actually a
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of a joke post that was actually a
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of a joke post that was actually a
genius move by President Trump to
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genius move by President Trump to
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genius move by President Trump to
inspire revival in Catholicism and the
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inspire revival in Catholicism and the
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inspire revival in Catholicism and the
medical profession. Okay, so Donald
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medical profession. Okay, so Donald
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medical profession. Okay, so Donald
Trump, Jesus, and a doctor walk into a
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Trump, Jesus, and a doctor walk into a
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Trump, Jesus, and a doctor walk into a
bar. You guys heard this one.
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