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'Thousands of protesters
are this morning converging on London
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'for what the National Union of
Students is expecting will be
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'one of the largest ever
student marches.
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'The police operation
to marshal the protest
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'is expected to cost
upwards of £3 million,
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'and protest organisers say they hope
and expect the march to be peaceful.
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'However, police sources say
they're deeply concerned
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'that intelligence they've seen
suggests a small group of troublemakers
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'may use the main march as cover for
acts of violence and intimidation.
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'The Mayor of London
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'has called on protesters to treat
the city and residents with respect.'
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This programme
contains strong language.
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Hey, Kingsley.
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Sorry I haven't called since we...
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you know... fucked.
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Hey, that's cool.
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I had a great time.
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Did you? Really?
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Actually, great.
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Wow!
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I mean, it's usually great,
or at least very good. I just...
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I just wasn't sure
whether that particular sesh
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was up there
with my usual high standards.
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Hey!
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Fucking hell!
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What?
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Fucking hell, you!
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Who was that?
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Some girl from my course.
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We were just talking about drama
again.
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That's literally all we ever do.
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Hey! The fuck buddies.
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So, Josie...
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just Howard to go now in the house
for the old...
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Shall we just leave it now?
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Sure, sure.
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I mean, it's in the past,
it's just something that happened.
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I get it, yeah. Just a...
handshake that, er, got out of hand.
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You fucking trooper!
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An arrangement
that has not been fulfilled.
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So how awesome is this? Class war!
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You should have brought Dave. He's
a... miner or something, isn't he?
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He's a heating engineer.
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Exactly.
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She's not going to bring Dave,
is she? They broke up.
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Exactly.
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What are you even doing here, JP?
This isn't your thing.
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Look, this whole class warrior
bullshit is really pinging my nads.
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No, these people aren't like me.
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Yes, most of them are divvos and
chavs.
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But that doesn't mean we can't agree
on something every now and again.
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I'm not an idiotic dick who doesn't
know what's going on in the world.
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All right?
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
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So what's happening
with you and Kingsley?
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You going to do him again?
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Do him, like a load of washing?
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Well, you want to, right?
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No, I'm just...
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Why not?
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Did he make you do something weird?
Some pent-up virgin sex thing?
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Was it the disco stick?
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Alaskan pipeline?
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Rusty trombone?
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No, I don't know
what those things are.
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Then how do you know
you didn't do them?
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What about Dave?
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Have you still not ditched Dave?
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My God, what is your problem
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with putting a bullet
in that dickhead's brainbox?
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I just think I should tell him
face to face.
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I mean, he deserves that, you know?
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It's just... it's like 20 quid
on the train to Cardiff and back,
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more if I go at the weekend,
which I probably would, you know?
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And that's just a lot of money
for an incredibly shit weekend.
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Fuck. Who's that?
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Vodafone!
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Yeah!
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Are you coming?
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Not just now. I'm, er,
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waiting on a friend.
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Yeah, right.
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OK, well, when this friend doesn't
turn up, I'll save you a seat.
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Brian?
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Mission accomplished, Charlie. Yeah.
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Managed to wangle myself a freebie
on the dweeb-mobile.
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Yeah, see you in Henry J Bean's
just before kickoff.
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So, we appear to be
sitting together,
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but I don't think we're going to
have much in common.
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Don't worry about meeting the guys.
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I'll introduce you casually,
without making a fuss.
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If we're going to attack something,
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I think we should attack
something symbolic.
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Yeah, good point, Vod.
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Brian, what do you think?
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I say go for a statue.
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Yes! Like, um, Churchill...
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or Hitler.
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I don't think we have any statues
of Hitler in London.
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Bri?
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What about Florence Nightingale?
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Yes! Why Florence Nightingale?
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I don't like her.
She was so fucking mainstream.
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Brian, just jump in any time.
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Are they going to mash up
the Lady With The Lamp?
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I don't think I'm going to
get involved in any violence
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or anything.
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I might just regret it afterwards -
that's the thing, isn't it?
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Sometimes you do stuff and you think
that it's a good thing to do,
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because it's fun or whatever,
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but then afterwards,
you might feel a bit weird.
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A bit like, I don't know,
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sex or something like that.
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I mean, we haven't really talked
about it since.
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No, not really.
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I mean, we can still be normal
with each other.
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Totally. Everything's exactly
the same as it was before.
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We can still just have a cool time.
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Yeah. And I don't want you to think,
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just because it was
so bad last time...
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Because it was so bad?
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I just mean,
because you couldn't...
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do it.
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You couldn't actually do it...
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properly.
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I mean...
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you are not incapable
of giving pleasure.
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You know, I don't want you thinking,
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"I'm not some kind of eunuch."
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Not eunuch, just...
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Someone without any balls.
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I just mean that...
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we're OK.
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Yeah, we're good.
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So, what do you
think of Brian?
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So what's the deal with you two?
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Are you slipping
each other the beef?
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It's cool if you are.
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I know a couple of bummers,
and they're really sound guys.
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Is he always like this?
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We banter all the time.
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We all do.
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The reason you know bummers
is cos you are a...
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We don't always have to hang
with them, you know?
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Are you guys with the vets?
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Yes.
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We are with the vets.
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Cats not cuts!
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Do you think
we might get on the news?
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My dad would shit his boxers
if he saw me in a riot.
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What about yours?
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Well, I'm... not really
in touch with mine.
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We never really hit it off.
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Yeah, go on.
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Well, my dad was Forces, so...
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Germany, Hong Kong...
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Mum didn't really care
where we was
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as long as she got a suck
on the sauce bottle.
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Sorry.
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All right. It was fine. It's not
like they put me in a cellar
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and fed me on Play-Doh
like Austrians.
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Go on.
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I showed you mine,
you show me yours. What?
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Just... it's busting out
the text limit, you know?
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Where are the other coaches?
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OK, guys. The...
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I think we're in
the wrong drop-off zone here.
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Are you in charge?
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God. We're through
the looking-glass.
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I think the idea was to meet up
somewhere with the groups
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and then everything sort of flows
down to Hyde Park... maybe.
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Right, well, did everyone hear that?
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It's going to be fine.
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It might not be fine.
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Well, let's follow this guy.
Everyone follow this guy.
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Incredible, yeah.
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Is that blood?
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Don't worry.
I haven't done a murder.
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It's pig's blood.
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OK.
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We're going to throw it.
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As a statement, or just...?
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Could be a statement.
Could be just some blood throwing.
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I mean, as soon as you throw blood,
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you're saying something,
really, aren't you?
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Um, there was a mix-up
with the coaches,
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and they dropped the others off
somewhere else,
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but I think if we head
in that direction
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then we should be able to hook up
with the main march, so...
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Actually, I think
we're going to...
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Apparently, there's
a splinter group.
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OK.
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Who's in that?
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Come on, Kings. Let's go.
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OK.
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Is that...?
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Cool!
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Yeah, I thought it might be best
if we stick together, but...
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Can't we just do our own thing?
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Yeah, of course.
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Except I think the demonstration
will only have real impact
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if we, you know, do it en masse.
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Yeah, I'm not really "in"
to organised stuff.
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OK. Are you "into" making sure
that the political establishment
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respond to our agendas?
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Yeah, I'm into it.
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I was just going to do it
in a much better way.
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We're going to occupy a pod
on the London Eye.
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That's not really a protest, is it?
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That's just having a go
on the London Eye.
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Obviously we're going to do
something when we're inside it.
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Like what? I don't know.
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Fuck it up.
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Maybe a dirty protest.
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Shit smeared on the windows.
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Yeah...
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Maybe that.
We haven't decided yet.
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Well, that sounds great
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The thing is, I came down here
for the official march, so...
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No!
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Have I... broken the "rules"?
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Will we be struck off the official
march if we don't come with you?
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I mean, what if I stand over here,
does that mean I'm out of the demo?
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Or what about here?
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Is the out of the demo?
Is my foot unofficial?
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She is such a dick.
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Yeah, she's a bit of a...
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She's kind of...
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She's interesting, isn't she?
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No, not really.
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No, but she's...
She's sort of intense.
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She's got a harp.
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Come on, K-man.
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See you.
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Yep, no worries.
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OK, Josie.
Have a good demo.
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Where are you going? You said...
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I know.
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And I do think that it's really
great, it's just that...
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it seems wrong, me doing it.
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I mean, the cuts
don't actually affect me,
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so it's quite literally
not my problem.
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If you're not carrying anything,
can you push Sal for us?
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Just till we get to
Trafalgar Square?
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Listen, um...
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I think that it's great that you've
done the whole costume and shit,
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even though you're in
a little wheelie,
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and don't get me wrong, I mean,
I get what you're going through.
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I mean, I once did in my ankle
whilst I was playing for the thirds.
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I was on crutches for weeks.
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Look, I fucking hate
being pushed,
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so I wouldn't ask
if I didn't need a favour.
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Absolutely.
That's fine. Yeah.
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Um, could we maybe
lose the scissors?
257
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Five, six, seven, eight,
258
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,079
budget cuts are what we hate!
259
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,119
One, two, three, four...
260
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,239
I think we should do it now.
261
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,399
Really?
262
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,759
Really?
Throw the blood, move on.
263
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,279
Shouldn't we wait? For what?
264
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,319
I don't know.
Till we find the right target.
265
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,959
Shouldn't we throw it
at something bad?
266
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,639
Could you show us the way
to the Tate Modern?
267
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,399
Hold on.
268
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,319
What about these two?
269
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,479
You can't get any worse
than Americans.
270
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,559
What are you up to?
271
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,639
We're gonna throw my blood at them.
272
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,759
Why?
273
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,719
Because they're American.
274
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:54,959
It's fucking heavy.
275
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,119
We'll catch you up. Go.
276
00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:00,279
We'll be fine. Blood, bam.
277
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,079
We're out of here.
278
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,159
You were showing us...
279
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,079
Yeah, one second.
280
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,239
What if they're Canadians?
281
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,519
What's the difference?
282
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,359
I don't think Canada's
done as much shit.
283
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,159
What about Starbucks,
those fuckers?
284
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,319
Don't tell me
they don't deserve it.
285
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:18,319
Yeah, their macchiatos are a joke.
286
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:22,559
Shit! Is this the only street in
Britain without a Starbucks on it?
287
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,519
Well, what about Costa?
288
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,559
Don't they play,
like, world music?
289
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,759
What about this place?
290
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,999
I think it's just
a sandwich bar.
291
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,719
Yeah, but they do coffee.
292
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,639
They'll get the message.
293
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,719
Oi! Quick, this way, this way!
294
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,320
Oi!
295
00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:01,530
Normally I wouldn't mind
getting arrested...
296
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,719
But, you know, they might kick me
off the course if that happens.
297
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,479
And I like the course.
God. That is wank, isn't innit?
298
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,679
Or is it, though?
299
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,319
I think Shales
might kick me off anyway,
300
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,119
cos he's a total dick
and he hates me.
301
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,399
No, he doesn't.
302
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,719
How do you know?
303
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,959
How do I know?
304
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,959
I mean... it's obvious.
305
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,399
That's how I know.
306
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,199
You don't have to know him really
well or anything to see that.
307
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,319
You'll be OK.
Um, do you want a drink?
308
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:31,319
Yeah.
309
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:39,119
Ooh...
310
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,079
Careful! My God, Jerry!
Jerry, I'm falling off!
311
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:50,079
Don't let me fall off! Jerry!
312
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,919
Jerry, are you tired?
313
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:56,399
No, I'm fine.
314
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,759
I think you're getting tired, Jerry.
315
00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,359
Put me down. Whoo!
316
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:04,359
I want to go on K's shoulders.
Come on. Let me on.
317
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:08,199
Time for me to wrap my legs
around Kingsley's neck.
318
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,359
Ooh!
319
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,959
Ooh, yes. You're
a much steadier ride.
320
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,959
Hold onto my knees, though.
I feel a bit wobbly.
321
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,359
So...
322
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,039
you think Shales likes me.
323
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,359
Yeah.
324
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,599
Yeah, I'm probably not his
favourite, though. Let's be honest.
325
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,159
Not his favourite, no.
I mean...
326
00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:36,379
Who is his favourite, do you think?
327
00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:37,579
I don't know.
328
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,019
If you had to guess.
329
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:43,019
If someone had a gun to your head
saying, "Who's his favourite?"
330
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:45,299
I don't know.
331
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,779
It's not you, though, is it,
cos you think he's a dick, right?
332
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,779
Yeah. Yeah, he is a dick.
333
00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:52,939
Yeah, I bet
he really gets on your fucking tits,
334
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:54,419
I bet.Yeah, he's...
335
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,419
Bollocks. What?
336
00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:58,899
You heard. I'm going.
337
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:00,179
Where to?
338
00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:03,819
Toilet.
339
00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:04,499
Christ!
340
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,859
Christ!
Um, shall I...?
341
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,379
No, fuck off!
342
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,659
Cock!
343
00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:13,659
I'm OK.
344
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:20,259
Are you sure you're OK?
345
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:21,299
My God!
346
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:37,029
I mean, don't get me wrong,
I don't mind helping you.
347
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:40,429
I'd even do one of those
rugby camps for disadvantaged kids.
348
00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:43,469
I just won't do old people.
My friend, Piers, right,
349
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,949
for his Duke of Edinburgh
Gold Award,
350
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:47,829
he had to help out
in some old people's home.
351
00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:50,629
He was basically helping
this old dude undress,
352
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:54,309
and the guy just shat
on his hand.
353
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:57,189
Shat on his hand!
354
00:16:57,190 --> 00:17:00,549
I mean, don't get me wrong,
I'm behind the cause 100%,
355
00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:04,549
I'm just not having anyone
shit on my hand.
356
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:14,109
Acceptance.
357
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:20,749
Apparently, the main march
is amazing.
358
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:23,189
There's, like, hundreds
of thousands of people there.
359
00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:25,429
It's a sea of humanity.
360
00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:27,749
OK, if we do a left...
361
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:30,509
Sorry... What's the hold-up here?
I'm on a very tight schedule.
362
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:32,229
My window of lash
is closing in about half an hour,
363
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:33,469
and Trafalgar Square is that way.
364
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,669
No, no, cos this is...
365
00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:36,709
Right, I know London, OK?
366
00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:39,589
Back in the day, we used to
bunk off school all the time,
367
00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:42,229
get the train into town,
do aerosols,
368
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,869
vodka shots in Aquascutum. Standard.
369
00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:47,189
As long as we stay peaceful,
we'll be fine.
370
00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:50,749
Don't join in,
that's key.
371
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,589
It's like
what I was saying to Gareth earlier...
372
00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:55,309
if nothing else, it'll make them
think twice about EMAs.
373
00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:59,309
Yeah!
374
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:02,949
Do you have any idea
what he's talking about?
375
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:06,429
Absolutely no idea.
376
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:09,069
Hey, Gareth!
What do you think about the EMAs?
377
00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:11,069
I'm Dom.
Gareth's gone to look for a toilet.
378
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,789
Gareth's gone
to look for the toilet.
379
00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:17,069
Typical Gareth.
380
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:27,349
Fucking pigs!
381
00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:31,069
Let's do it!
382
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:32,949
Right, I think you'd better
sort these knobbers out.
383
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,309
I'm not getting kettled
before kickoff.
384
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,229
You're not going to get kettled.
385
00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:39,469
OK? Police are Twittering
all the organisers
386
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:43,469
to tell them when and where
the kettling's going to happen.
387
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:48,269
Maybe we should start some funny
songs or chanting or something.
388
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:49,669
You know,
lighten the mood.
389
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,509
I don't know. Yeah, maybe.
390
00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:51,709
Yeah.
391
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:54,709
It's your call, you're in charge.
I'm not telling you what do.
392
00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:57,269
No. Except you kind of are.
393
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,869
I'm just trying to help.
That's what I'm actually doing.
394
00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:02,069
I mean, I won't if it upsets
you or it threatens you,
395
00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:03,709
because I know some guys
can get funny
396
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,109
if a girl takes the initiative,
can't they?
397
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,069
They tend to run off crying
to their mammy
398
00:19:07,070 --> 00:19:11,069
or to the nearest attractive
girl with cute-ish tits!
399
00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:14,229
No, I don't...
400
00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:16,349
This is about free education,
401
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:19,309
it's not who's got the high-vis bib
or the clipboard.
402
00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:22,909
But, I mean, I will take the
high-vis bib if I have to.
403
00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:25,469
And the clipboard.
404
00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:29,469
And the pen.
405
00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:35,549
Hi.
406
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,029
Hiya, it's me.
407
00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:39,709
Yeah, fine.
408
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,829
Some people got a bit restless.
409
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,749
Well, just throwing some stuff.
410
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,989
Yeah, it's pretty bad here, too.
411
00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:47,989
'Just hang in there, I guess.'
412
00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:50,149
OK, thanks. See you later.
413
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:51,469
Maybe.
414
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:52,869
OK!
415
00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:56,869
See you later. Bye!
416
00:19:59,470 --> 00:20:00,509
Is that the girl from your house?
417
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:01,589
Yeah.
418
00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:03,549
What didshewant?
419
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,789
Just something about the demo.
Nothing.
420
00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:07,949
That's cool.
421
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:09,989
Maybe don't answer next time.
422
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:13,989
Babylon's Burning
423
00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:35,589
No education cuts!
424
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:38,349
No ifs, no buts, no education cuts!
425
00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,709
No ifs, no buts...
426
00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:42,309
Yeah, I'll be there
in five minutes max.
427
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,549
What? Yeah.
Can you order me a steak?
428
00:20:44,550 --> 00:20:46,149
And some frites.
429
00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:48,469
Medium rare!
430
00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:49,829
Who's there?
431
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:52,469
Badders? And Dum-Dums!
432
00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:55,389
Fuck, it's the whole gang.
Sweet.
433
00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:57,949
Wh-what's the score?
434
00:20:57,950 --> 00:21:01,949
Shit! I wish I was there.
435
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:04,669
OK, come on, guys,
don't throw stones.
436
00:21:04,670 --> 00:21:06,149
They're too big!
437
00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:08,309
That's unnecessary rioting!
438
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,989
Fucking cunts!
439
00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:12,069
Don't say that word -
that's quite an offensive word.
440
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:13,109
No, it isn't!
441
00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:15,069
Yeah, well, it is, actually.
442
00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:17,429
What the fuck is wrong
with everyone?!
443
00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:19,829
Seriously, bro,
I wouldn't do that.
444
00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:23,229
You're supposed
to be the marshal!
445
00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:26,669
Forget it, Josie, he's gone native.
446
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:28,869
God, you're in serious
trouble now, bro!
447
00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:32,869
What the fuck
are you doing?!
448
00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:35,589
That... that woman
just assaulted me.
449
00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:37,509
She needs to be disciplined,
or else someone is going to get...
450
00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:41,309
What the fuck are you doing?!
451
00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:43,029
with you people?
452
00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:45,269
Bastards. Do you want an ambulance?
453
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,789
No. It's fine.
454
00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:50,069
I'm with Bupa.
455
00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:54,749
Right.
456
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:58,709
Shall I leave you to it?
457
00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:00,229
Who did that? The cops?
458
00:22:00,230 --> 00:22:01,469
No, not really.
459
00:22:01,470 --> 00:22:01,989
Yeah.
460
00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:03,629
Yeah.
I'm tweeting this.
461
00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:06,229
Hey, wow, you're, like,
the poster girl for the riot.
462
00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:07,349
Whatever.
463
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:09,149
Shouldn't you stay here
and rest?
464
00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:10,349
No.
465
00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:12,870
I don't think you should
be going on your own...
466
00:22:12,871 --> 00:22:13,469
Yeah, OK, whatever.
467
00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:16,349
Just let me lie down and go to
sleep, you two-faced bitch.
468
00:22:16,350 --> 00:22:17,389
What? Nothing.
469
00:22:17,390 --> 00:22:20,349
The man in the ambulance said
you might have a brain injury.
470
00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:22,709
He said that you shouldn't
go out on your own.
471
00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:25,229
So come with me,
or have you got other plans?
472
00:22:25,230 --> 00:22:26,589
No.
473
00:22:26,590 --> 00:22:27,829
So let's go.
474
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:29,229
Well...
475
00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:32,829
OK. Well, I've got this seminar
on Anglo-Saxon poetry,
476
00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:34,589
and Professor Shales asked
if I wanted to go along.
477
00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:35,709
A seminar?
478
00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:37,229
Yeah, a seminar.
479
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:39,869
Right. And at this seminar,
will there be any fucking?
480
00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:42,709
What? No...
What are you...? No!
481
00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:44,749
I... He just texted me.
Do want to see it?
482
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,269
I've seen it.
483
00:22:46,270 --> 00:22:47,429
Have you?
484
00:22:47,430 --> 00:22:48,469
Yeah.
485
00:22:48,470 --> 00:22:51,349
Which one? All of 'em.
486
00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:53,989
Fuck!
487
00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:03,509
The thing about it is,
you didn't tell me about it.
488
00:23:03,510 --> 00:23:07,109
I mean... you pretended
to be coming on this demo
489
00:23:07,110 --> 00:23:10,549
because you're like,
you know, into it
490
00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:13,069
and all the time,
you're just faking it.
491
00:23:13,070 --> 00:23:16,549
I hate fakers, Oregon,
that is one thing I won't stand for.
492
00:23:16,550 --> 00:23:17,629
Is that right?
493
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:18,829
That is too right...
494
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:20,349
sister!
495
00:23:20,350 --> 00:23:22,069
Well, do you think
we should press charges
496
00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:24,029
against the cops
that assaulted you?
497
00:23:24,030 --> 00:23:27,629
Yeah, you can twist reality
whatever way you want.
498
00:23:27,630 --> 00:23:30,309
You know you've been a massive
bitch. That's that. End of.
499
00:23:30,310 --> 00:23:31,829
You told me to do it.
500
00:23:31,830 --> 00:23:34,149
What are you talking about?
501
00:23:34,150 --> 00:23:36,149
You said if you want to shag a tutor,
you should shag a tutor.
502
00:23:36,150 --> 00:23:38,469
If your tutor is James Franco.
503
00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:39,589
If he's a middle-aged dick-splash
504
00:23:39,590 --> 00:23:41,909
with a shrivelled bell-end,
think on.
505
00:23:41,910 --> 00:23:43,109
God!
506
00:23:43,110 --> 00:23:44,509
What, he hasn't got
a shrivelled bell-end?
507
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:46,309
Exactly.
508
00:23:46,310 --> 00:23:47,429
You bet he has.
509
00:23:47,430 --> 00:23:49,749
I don't even want to guess
at the state of his nut sack.
510
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:50,269
Look...
511
00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:53,589
Look... No, there is nothing you
can say to change the facts.
512
00:23:53,590 --> 00:23:55,429
You munch old-man knob.
513
00:23:55,430 --> 00:23:58,309
I didn't know he was going to call.
514
00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:00,189
So he texts and you come running.
Is that how it works?
515
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,869
That is so weak.
516
00:24:01,870 --> 00:24:05,869
You couldn't say, "No, I'm sorry,
I can't make it, Professor,
517
00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:07,549
"I have a previous engagement.
518
00:24:07,550 --> 00:24:09,829
"You can slurp on
your own chubby tonight"?
519
00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:11,189
That'd be really difficult,
wouldn't it?
520
00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:13,069
That'd be really hard
to text that...
521
00:24:13,070 --> 00:24:15,469
if you had no fingers.
522
00:24:15,470 --> 00:24:17,589
OK, fine.
523
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:20,349
What is everyone going to say?
They're gonna think you're a loser.
524
00:24:20,350 --> 00:24:23,429
People aren't gonna say anything...
because no-one knows about it.
525
00:24:23,430 --> 00:24:25,549
They will know about it.
526
00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:26,429
How?
527
00:24:26,430 --> 00:24:28,229
How?
When I tell them.
528
00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:29,229
But...
529
00:24:29,230 --> 00:24:30,869
I don't want to have to
tell people, Oregon.
530
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,869
Obviously, I know
you're sensitive about it, but...
531
00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:35,149
you know, it'll just
come out, won't it?
532
00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:37,269
Probably when I'm drunk.
533
00:24:37,270 --> 00:24:38,749
And I'm drunk quite a lot,
to be fair.
534
00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:41,189
And that's not me being, you know,
bitchy - that's just how things are.
535
00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:42,829
Why am I a loser, though?
536
00:24:42,830 --> 00:24:45,149
I mean, just because I'm...
537
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,989
Shagging an old man?
538
00:24:46,990 --> 00:24:48,189
It's icky.
539
00:24:48,190 --> 00:24:51,029
Screwing some sad dad substitute.
540
00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:53,509
OK, Vod...
541
00:24:53,510 --> 00:24:56,269
Professor Shales is 45. OK?
542
00:24:56,270 --> 00:25:00,269
My dad is 54,
so that shows how much you know.
543
00:25:05,430 --> 00:25:07,229
God...
544
00:25:07,230 --> 00:25:09,549
what the hell am I doing?
545
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,309
Whee!
546
00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,469
Kingsley, your go!
547
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,709
Look, Ruth,
I think I might...
548
00:25:15,710 --> 00:25:18,709
You're not jealous,
are you
549
00:25:18,710 --> 00:25:20,549
Yeah
550
00:25:20,550 --> 00:25:22,669
People who keep score.
551
00:25:22,670 --> 00:25:25,869
I mean, I don't care
how many womenyou'vebeen with.
552
00:25:25,870 --> 00:25:28,869
You probably don't even know
yourself, right?
553
00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:31,229
I've got a ballpark figure.
554
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:35,229
And you don't care
what me and Jerry, or me and Mal,
555
00:25:35,950 --> 00:25:37,749
or me and Sasha do.
556
00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:40,549
Sure, Sasha with
the... the guy...
557
00:25:40,550 --> 00:25:42,429
the guy with the Botox?!
558
00:25:42,430 --> 00:25:45,349
It's like improv -
you go with the flow, you know.
559
00:25:45,350 --> 00:25:46,949
You're into improv, right?
560
00:25:46,950 --> 00:25:49,629
Sure. The main reason
I switched to drama was...
561
00:25:49,630 --> 00:25:53,629
the limited opportunity
for improv on the geology syllabus.
562
00:25:54,150 --> 00:25:56,949
Look, I think
I might head off.
563
00:25:56,950 --> 00:25:58,349
But we're doing the Eye.
564
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:00,069
I think you have to book,
actually.
565
00:26:00,070 --> 00:26:01,229
OK.
566
00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:04,669
So we haven't booked.
Why don't we just... climb up it?
567
00:26:04,670 --> 00:26:08,549
Obviously, there would be a small...
quite a large risk of death.
568
00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:10,189
You'd just fall in the river.
569
00:26:10,190 --> 00:26:12,789
Sure. The current
is also quite...
570
00:26:12,790 --> 00:26:15,309
So you're an expert on
the London Eyeandrivers, now?
571
00:26:15,310 --> 00:26:17,349
I'm not an expert
on the London Eye.
572
00:26:17,350 --> 00:26:18,749
Yeah, you are.
573
00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:21,429
You know all about booking
and everything like that.
574
00:26:21,430 --> 00:26:23,229
I think it might be best
if I went back.
575
00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:25,069
I thought we had a connection.
576
00:26:25,070 --> 00:26:29,069
I think we need some time apart.
I'll see you around, OK?
577
00:26:40,030 --> 00:26:43,469
I've been so confused
about the whole thing.
578
00:26:43,470 --> 00:26:46,149
I mean, it felt exciting
and then it felt weird,
579
00:26:46,150 --> 00:26:47,549
and I wanted to tell you,
580
00:26:47,550 --> 00:26:50,429
but then I didn't, because
I didn't know what you'd say.
581
00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:52,909
And I was sort of ashamed,
but sort of excited as well.
582
00:26:52,910 --> 00:26:54,789
And sometimes the sex is good,
583
00:26:54,790 --> 00:26:57,749
but sometimes
it makes me feel really dirty.
584
00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,949
But is it bad to feel dirty?
585
00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:01,789
I do sort of like him.
586
00:27:01,790 --> 00:27:04,429
But I do also think he's a cock.
587
00:27:04,430 --> 00:27:07,229
And... in the end,
I think, you know,
588
00:27:07,230 --> 00:27:09,709
I have to end it,
cos it's getting a bit scuzzy.
589
00:27:09,710 --> 00:27:13,549
I mean, the last time we did it
was in this shitty hotel and...
590
00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:17,549
That'snot a shitty hotel.
591
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:26,989
No ifs, no buts,
no education cuts!
592
00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:30,989
No ifs, no buts,
no education cuts!
593
00:27:31,030 --> 00:27:32,229
Um, excuse me.
594
00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:33,909
Hi there.
595
00:27:33,910 --> 00:27:37,909
There's another kettle over there
and there's a girl I sort of know.
596
00:27:38,350 --> 00:27:41,829
I'm kind of with
this other girl here,
597
00:27:41,830 --> 00:27:45,789
but I don't think it's going to
go anywhere, to be honest.
598
00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:47,189
It was mainly a sexual thing,
599
00:27:47,190 --> 00:27:49,109
because she's quite
a physical person,
600
00:27:49,110 --> 00:27:52,429
and I don't think
she's into exclusivity.
601
00:27:52,430 --> 00:27:55,789
Not that I'm hung up
about that sort of thing.
602
00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:57,709
Maybe I am, a bit. But...
603
00:27:57,710 --> 00:28:01,709
anyway, I sort of need
to be inthatkettle,
604
00:28:01,790 --> 00:28:05,789
so, I mean, is there any chance
you could let me swap?
605
00:28:08,390 --> 00:28:09,709
I promise to go
straight into that one.
606
00:28:09,710 --> 00:28:12,629
I wouldn't try and
get away or anything.
607
00:28:12,630 --> 00:28:14,589
I'll... go up, then.
608
00:28:14,590 --> 00:28:16,669
Do you know what room he's in?
609
00:28:16,670 --> 00:28:17,749
Do you want me to come?
610
00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:19,349
Wh-What for?
611
00:28:19,350 --> 00:28:21,629
In case he gets funny.
612
00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:23,229
No, I'll be fine.
613
00:28:23,230 --> 00:28:24,669
Do you want me to come anyway?
614
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:26,029
No, just... just give me a call.
615
00:28:26,030 --> 00:28:27,669
You know, if you feel sick
616
00:28:27,670 --> 00:28:29,429
or if you think you might have
a brain haemorrhage
617
00:28:29,430 --> 00:28:33,429
or something like that.
618
00:28:39,990 --> 00:28:41,149
Yeah, it's me.
619
00:28:41,150 --> 00:28:44,789
Take a photo if you want.
620
00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:47,949
The students united
will never be defeated.
621
00:28:47,950 --> 00:28:50,629
The students united
will never be defeated.
622
00:28:50,630 --> 00:28:53,429
OK, we're just going to ride it out
and make an official complaint.
623
00:28:53,430 --> 00:28:56,029
The important thing here
is the issue.
624
00:28:56,030 --> 00:28:57,149
The EMA?
625
00:28:57,150 --> 00:28:58,589
Exactly.
626
00:28:58,590 --> 00:28:59,989
Shall we tell him?
627
00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:01,069
Tell me what?
628
00:29:01,070 --> 00:29:04,229
I think it's time
to... open the kimono.
629
00:29:04,230 --> 00:29:06,389
We're not on your
veterinary school demo.
630
00:29:06,390 --> 00:29:08,909
But you've been with us
all afternoon, man.
631
00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:11,069
We faked it, man.
632
00:29:11,070 --> 00:29:14,789
We don't know you.
Your security is woefully lax.
633
00:29:14,790 --> 00:29:16,789
Another five minutes,
and we'd have got your PIN number.
634
00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:19,389
Suck on that,
horse whisperer!
635
00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:22,989
And tell Gareth to fuck off.
636
00:29:22,990 --> 00:29:25,949
What?
637
00:29:25,950 --> 00:29:28,469
I don't think
we should see each other any more.
638
00:29:28,470 --> 00:29:30,309
God.
639
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:31,989
Jesus.
640
00:29:31,990 --> 00:29:33,389
I'm sorry.
641
00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:35,909
No, it's...
642
00:29:35,910 --> 00:29:37,109
Carry on.
643
00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:38,709
This is good.
644
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:39,989
I need this.
645
00:29:39,990 --> 00:29:41,029
I just...
646
00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:44,109
I don't think
this is what I want.
647
00:29:44,110 --> 00:29:45,669
Sorry, that's...
648
00:29:45,670 --> 00:29:47,669
I know this isn't what I want.
649
00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:49,989
Sure, I understand.
650
00:29:49,990 --> 00:29:52,909
It's just a bad time.
651
00:29:52,910 --> 00:29:54,349
I'm in a vulnerable place
emotionally
652
00:29:54,350 --> 00:29:56,789
and... my wife's just...
653
00:29:56,790 --> 00:29:58,629
published another book.
654
00:29:58,630 --> 00:29:59,709
Sorry.
655
00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:02,229
Thanks.
656
00:30:02,230 --> 00:30:04,389
It's shit.
657
00:30:04,390 --> 00:30:07,269
I mean, it's very clever clever,
you know...
658
00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:09,789
but no heart.
659
00:30:09,790 --> 00:30:12,709
Typical selfish Jean.
660
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:15,629
Look, it'll be fine.
661
00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:18,069
Probably. These kind of...
662
00:30:18,070 --> 00:30:19,709
I imagine, right?
663
00:30:19,710 --> 00:30:22,989
This kind of thing
is often a brief candle.
664
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:26,189
This kind of thing...
665
00:30:26,190 --> 00:30:30,189
has never happened
to me before, Oregon.
666
00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:32,349
OK.
667
00:30:32,350 --> 00:30:34,629
You may not
know this yet, but...
668
00:30:34,630 --> 00:30:37,629
there actually aren't
a lot of women like you.
669
00:30:37,630 --> 00:30:40,429
Good and true, bright,
670
00:30:40,430 --> 00:30:42,189
wild and free.
671
00:30:42,190 --> 00:30:44,309
I don't know.
672
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:48,229
You're everything I haven't had
in my life since... I don't know,
673
00:30:48,230 --> 00:30:51,149
the late '80s.
674
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:53,869
Driving a camper van
through the Rhine valley,
675
00:30:53,870 --> 00:30:57,069
with Updike's Rabbit omnibus...
676
00:30:57,070 --> 00:31:01,069
and a big old crate of Budvar.
677
00:31:04,910 --> 00:31:08,229
Shall we have
the break-up champagne?
678
00:31:08,230 --> 00:31:09,589
Or the heartbreak caviar?
679
00:31:09,590 --> 00:31:11,069
Sorry.
680
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,909
Hey, no. No sorry.
681
00:31:13,910 --> 00:31:16,669
It's just...
682
00:31:16,670 --> 00:31:20,669
the timing's a shame, because
I finished my manuscript and...
683
00:31:22,070 --> 00:31:24,549
I wanted your opinion.
684
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:27,509
Maybe I'll just burn it
in the real working fireplace.
685
00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:31,509
Shit!
686
00:31:32,150 --> 00:31:36,149
Nothing's going right
for me today.
687
00:31:36,470 --> 00:31:40,469
Um, what's it about?
688
00:31:43,830 --> 00:31:45,829
Just rub it harder.
689
00:31:45,830 --> 00:31:49,469
I'm trying, I'm trying.
690
00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:53,469
"The story of narrative poetry..."
691
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:56,949
Can you...
can you just cut all of this?
692
00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:59,749
It's not coming out.
693
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:03,749
Try a bit of shampoo.
694
00:32:08,350 --> 00:32:09,869
Hi.
695
00:32:09,870 --> 00:32:12,189
'Hey. You OK?'
696
00:32:12,190 --> 00:32:14,469
It's hurting a bit.
697
00:32:14,470 --> 00:32:16,349
How's it going?
698
00:32:16,350 --> 00:32:19,029
'Yeah, OK, I think.'
699
00:32:19,030 --> 00:32:20,949
How's he taking it?
700
00:32:20,950 --> 00:32:22,509
'Pretty well.'
701
00:32:22,510 --> 00:32:24,949
Are you done yet?
702
00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:28,549
Nearly.
703
00:32:28,550 --> 00:32:29,949
Students united...
704
00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:31,909
Hi! Can I come in?
705
00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:34,989
Students united
can never be defeated.
706
00:32:34,990 --> 00:32:37,189
The students united...
707
00:32:37,190 --> 00:32:38,669
Hi. Hi.
708
00:32:38,670 --> 00:32:41,069
Hi!
709
00:32:41,070 --> 00:32:42,629
God, is this
fucked up or what?
710
00:32:42,630 --> 00:32:45,469
I had to crawl through policemen's
legs to get in here.
711
00:32:45,470 --> 00:32:47,389
But I guess this is what happens
when you go
712
00:32:47,390 --> 00:32:50,349
on the official university demo.
Criminal record.
713
00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:51,709
Shit!
714
00:32:51,710 --> 00:32:53,189
Well done!
715
00:32:53,190 --> 00:32:55,829
Look, I'm really not into
confrontation, OK, so just...
716
00:32:55,830 --> 00:32:58,029
Bit late to decide
you're not into confrontation,
717
00:32:58,030 --> 00:33:00,189
standing in the middle of
World War II.
718
00:33:00,190 --> 00:33:01,589
This would be World War III!
719
00:33:01,590 --> 00:33:04,309
There have already been
two World Wars.
720
00:33:04,310 --> 00:33:07,829
So fucking typical of people like
you to... count up all the wars.
721
00:33:07,830 --> 00:33:10,909
You probably actually
do history, don't you?
722
00:33:10,910 --> 00:33:13,029
I bet you're
an actual historian.
723
00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:14,709
I'm a dentist.
724
00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:16,349
Why are you hanging out
with dentists?
725
00:33:16,350 --> 00:33:19,869
Ruth, you can see she's upset.
Just... why don't you back off?
726
00:33:19,870 --> 00:33:22,389
A bit.My God.
727
00:33:22,390 --> 00:33:23,549
Youdofancy her!
728
00:33:23,550 --> 00:33:26,589
You're after her lady wedge.
729
00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:29,869
Well, I'm sorry, but I am not
sharing you with a dentist.
730
00:33:29,870 --> 00:33:33,629
If we're going to keep seeing
each other, this has got to end.
731
00:33:33,630 --> 00:33:35,029
You're seeing each other?
732
00:33:35,030 --> 00:33:36,309
We're not seeing each other!
733
00:33:36,310 --> 00:33:40,309
Well, we're sleeping together,
but it could lead to seeing.
734
00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:42,189
Dear.
Have I shocked you?
735
00:33:42,190 --> 00:33:45,549
Should I not talk about
my sexuality in public?
736
00:33:45,550 --> 00:33:47,749
We did it once.
It was not a big deal.
737
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,869
And when did that happen? Um...
738
00:33:49,870 --> 00:33:51,109
Not before we...
739
00:33:51,110 --> 00:33:52,829
It might have been.
740
00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:55,389
You weren't a virgin
when we had sex?
741
00:33:55,390 --> 00:33:58,829
You lied to me
to get me to have sex with you?
742
00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:01,669
I was almost a virgin.
It was only a couple of hours before.
743
00:34:01,670 --> 00:34:04,269
You did both of us
in the same night?!
744
00:34:04,270 --> 00:34:05,549
Double dip!
745
00:34:05,550 --> 00:34:06,749
You were a virgin when we...
746
00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:08,429
Yes! I was a virgin!
747
00:34:08,430 --> 00:34:09,909
Is that how you get people
to have sex with you,
748
00:34:09,910 --> 00:34:11,909
just go around
telling them you're a virgin?
749
00:34:11,910 --> 00:34:13,869
Well, what are you?
Some sort of Satanist
750
00:34:13,870 --> 00:34:15,549
who'll only have sex with virgins?!
751
00:34:15,550 --> 00:34:16,269
What about Dave?
752
00:34:16,270 --> 00:34:17,509
What?
753
00:34:17,510 --> 00:34:19,589
Well, you never split up with him,
so it's like both of you are lying.
754
00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:20,749
Howard!
755
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:22,229
Well, it's better to get
everything out in the open.
756
00:34:22,230 --> 00:34:23,389
You'll thank me for it later.
757
00:34:23,390 --> 00:34:25,029
It would've been nice
to let me know.
758
00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:27,269
Well, it's not a secret - you just
weren't there when I mentioned it.
759
00:34:27,270 --> 00:34:28,189
Well, where was I?
760
00:34:28,190 --> 00:34:29,189
In your room, probably.
761
00:34:29,190 --> 00:34:31,469
Well, couldn't you have come round
to the door and told me?
762
00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:32,429
Look...
763
00:34:32,430 --> 00:34:34,029
Look... Just put a note
through the glory hole.
764
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,229
You two have a glory hole?!
765
00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:36,410
It's not that kind
766
00:34:36,411 --> 00:34:37,589
of glory hole.
And it's not the same thing.
767
00:34:37,590 --> 00:34:38,429
Same principle.
768
00:34:38,430 --> 00:34:39,829
Howard! I'm finished.
769
00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:42,309
You mean you were
literally a virgin?
770
00:34:42,310 --> 00:34:45,029
- Yes!
- I was a virgin! OK?
771
00:34:45,030 --> 00:34:47,709
Just give me a pen,
I'll write it on a fucking placard.
772
00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:49,509
Or, even better...
773
00:34:49,510 --> 00:34:52,069
Hi, everyone.
In case you missed it,
774
00:34:52,070 --> 00:34:55,709
Iwasa virgin,
I am now no longer a virgin,
775
00:34:55,710 --> 00:34:58,269
and will keep you updated
as things develop.
776
00:35:05,510 --> 00:35:07,549
Fucking pigs!
777
00:35:07,550 --> 00:35:08,949
Squeal, piggy. Squeal!
778
00:35:08,950 --> 00:35:10,909
Fight the cuts!
Kill the cops!
779
00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:14,909
I only wanted to watch
the fucking rugby!
780
00:35:18,390 --> 00:35:22,389
Kill the cops!
781
00:35:37,790 --> 00:35:39,909
All done?
782
00:35:39,910 --> 00:35:41,069
Yep.
783
00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:42,229
Clean kill?
784
00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:43,749
Yep. In and out.
785
00:36:11,070 --> 00:36:13,949
Fuck the police!
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