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Let's go. Let's go.
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We're gonna be late!
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ADULT SHELDON: Fun fact... the first time
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I almost died was at the age of nine.
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The murder weapon?
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A Jimmy Dean sausage.
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[CHOKING QUIETLY]
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Mom, Sheldon's making faces at me.
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Sheldon!
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ADULT SHELDON: In fairness to Mr. Dean...
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- Honey!
- This one morning, I decided
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to forgo my normal
20 chews per bite,
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as prescribed by the
American Medical Association.
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George, help!
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Come here, boy. We got it.
We just got to smack it out.
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ADULT SHELDON: To further
complicate matters,
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in any real-life crisis,
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my family's default
mode is mindless panic.
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Sheldon's gonna die!
Sheldon's gonna die!
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ADULT SHELDON: Or heartless apathy.
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MARY: Oh, Lord.
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Here we go. This is how you do it.
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- Here we go. And we shake.
- Honey!
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ADULT SHELDON: It's interesting
the things you think about
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when life is ebbing from your body.
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For instance, linoleum.
What is it, really?
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Plastic? And if so, how is
it different from Formica?
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I'm calling 911.
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ADULT SHELDON: And what
about Count Chocula?
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How is he a count?
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Did the title come with land?
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George, Heimlich!
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- [GRUNTING]
- MARY: Don't hurt his little ribs!
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ADULT SHELDON: They say,
in the final moments,
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your life passes before your eyes.
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All I saw was my brother
licking jelly off the knife
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and putting it back in the jar.
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[SHELDON GRUNTS, COUGHS]
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Okay, it's better now. Sheldon!
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- [RASPY GASPING]
- Honey. Are you okay?
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Can you breathe? Say something!
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You have to... throw away... that jelly.
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[PANTING]
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♪ Nobody else is
stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans
- -- www.MY-SUBS.com --
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I've never been late to school before.
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I'm late all the time. It's no big deal.
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I get you to school on time
every day. Why are you late?
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I have a lot of people to
say hi to in the morning.
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SHELDON: Mom,
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would you write a note for me?
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Sure.
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You have the coolest excuse.
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You almost died. Did you see Jesus?
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I saw Count Chocula.
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But feel free to mention my
brush with death in the note.
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All right, that's enough
talk about death and dying.
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I came this close to having my own room.
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MACELROY: Remember, the food drive
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ends Friday.
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All canned goods are welcome.
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But please... make sure
your cans have labels.
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Needy people have enough problems
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without having to
guess what's for dinner.
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I'm sorry I'm late. I have a note.
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You poor thing, you
had a medical emergency?
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Yes, ma'am. I choked on a sausage.
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[LAUGHTER]
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BOY: How big was it?
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About yay big.
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[LAUGHTER]
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ADULT SHELDON: To this day,
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I still don't understand
why they were laughing.
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You're sitting in my spot.
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Why is it your spot?
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It's complicated. Just move.
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[SIGHS]
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- You're reading a comic book.
- I am.
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You do understand
those are for children.
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Have you ever read one?
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I outgrew picture
books when I was three.
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Just eat your lunch.
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What's the matter?
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I-I don't think I can eat this.
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You want to trade?
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My mom made me fish soup again.
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How long do we have
to be in this country
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before I get bologna?
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Mm, no, thank you.
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I'm not hungry.
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"I'm not hungry."
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Three words you never hear in Vietnam.
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MEEMAW: Well, here's
something nice. [CHUCKLES]
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You know that Mr. Rosenbloom
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with the furniture store
over by the steakhouse?
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- I don't think so.
- Oh, sure you do.
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That Hebrew fella with the comb-over?
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You mean Jewish?
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I think they like to be called Hebrew.
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Anyway,
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he's asked me to dinner.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, good for you. What'd you say?
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I said I'd have to think about it.
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What's to think about?
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Well, a lot.
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I mean, assuming he enjoys
dinner, he might want
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a scoop of Meemaw for dessert.
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Mom, the kids.
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I said "dessert."
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Did you know I was talking about sex?
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No.
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See?
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Why aren't you eating?
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I don't think I can.
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Sometimes the different foods
touch each other, Sheldon.
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Not the end of the world.
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No, I'm afraid I'll choke again.
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Oh, honey, that's not gonna happen.
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Go ahead, eat your dinner.
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What's all this about choking?
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Sheldon almost died this morning.
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- What?!
- Oh, yeah.
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Dad was shaking him upside
down like a ketchup bottle.
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It was great.
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Well, you got to eat something, baby.
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Just have a few bites.
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I can't. It's too risky.
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Dibs on the tater tots.
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All right, I'll wrap that up for you,
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and if you change your mind,
you can have some later.
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At least drink your milk.
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Sure.
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ADULT SHELDON: My
mother and father saw
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that I'd been traumatized and
were patient and understanding
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about my fear of
eating solid foods.
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This lasted one more day.
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MARY: Sheldon Lee Cooper, if you don't
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finish that pork chop,
I swear I will chew it up
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and spit it in your
mouth like a mama bird.
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Do it, Mom. Do it.
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- Mary, can I speak to you for a second?
- No. Enough is enough.
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The boy has got to eat.
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Just give me a minute.
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Start eating, mister.
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You don't mind, right?
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How about I cut that
pork chop off the bone
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and throw it in the
blender with some gravy?
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If it fits through a
bendy straw, I'll drink it.
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Coming up.
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Why does he get a pork shake?
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This is all my fault.
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I rushed him through
breakfast the other day,
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and now look... He is wasting away.
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Oh, come on. You can't blame yourself.
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This isn't gonna last. Remember
the time a bee got in the house
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and he slept under a
net for a couple months?
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This is different.
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- How?
- First of all,
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you let that bee in.
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The bee was your fault.
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- Okay.
- Secondly,
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this is about his health.
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He is a fragile little boy.
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He can't go on like this.
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I'm not arguing with you.
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Let's just, you know, give
him a little more time.
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[SIGHS]
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[BLENDER WHIRRING]
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Now what?
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Sounds like your mom's
making margaritas.
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[SLURPS]
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What's he drinking?
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Pork chop and gravy.
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[QUIETLY]: I snuck some
broccoli in there, too.
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Shh...
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[SLURPS]
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_
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[WHIRRING]
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I'm real glad you've
been getting out again.
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Me, too. [CHUCKLES]
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We had a nice dinner, took a walk.
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He's a divorcé, you know.
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I didn't.
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It's not a big deal for those people.
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If they're not a lawyer,
they're related to one.
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GEORGE SR.: You're actually
cutting the crust off
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- before you blend it?
- I left it
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on his tuna sandwich yesterday,
he said he could tell.
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Only drank half of it.
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Mary, you think this
has gone on long enough?
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No trouble.
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But it'd be better
if I had two blenders.
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Be better if you stopped coddling him.
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Well, I don't know what else to do.
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I suggested that we take him
to some kind of professional,
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but you said he'd outgrow it.
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Well, if you're looking
for a psychiatrist,
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I bet my new fella's related to one.
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What do you think?
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[SIGHS]
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Not sure.
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If we take him to a shrink,
it feels like we're admitting
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something's wrong with him.
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He hasn't had solid food in five weeks.
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Well, if there is
something wrong with him,
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it ain't constipation.
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[LAUGHING]
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Okay.
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Let's see if we can find somebody.
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Thank you.
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[SIGHS]: Hmm.
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[CLICKS TONGUE]
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Needs a few more Cheetos.
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ADULT SHELDON: My mother managed
to locate a family psychiatrist
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within our price range.
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No one seemed to be
bothered that he had
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a coupon in The Pennysaver.
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Is this man gonna make
me eat solid foods?
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No, he just wants to
talk to you about it.
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Did you tell him I have a
lot to accomplish in my life
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and cannot afford to be
killed by an unchewed sausage?
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Not in those exact words.
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Did you bring the coupon?
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Hi. Welcome.
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You must be the Cooper family.
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We are.
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Right on, right on.
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This must be Sheldon.
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Put 'er there.
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No, thank you.
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Right on, right on.
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Okay, well, here's how I'd
like to start. Mom and Dad,
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why don't you come talk to
me first, and then, Sheldon,
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you and I have a little rap session.
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Folks?
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[QUIETLY]: Right on, right on.
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Feel free to read any of my comics.
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And you guys feel free
to sit on my beanbag!
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40 cents? Outrageous.
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ADULT SHELDON: As fate would have it,
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the comic I picked
up was called X-Men.
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Young mutants with
incredible powers
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who were feared and misunderstood
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by the entire world.
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Hey, it's about me.
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Now, the thing you have to understand is
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Shelly is incredibly bright.
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I mean, his IQ is right up
there with Albert Einstein
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and that English wheelchair fella.
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- Cool.
- He's nine years old
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and he's in high school, so you
can't judge him like other kids.
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- I hear ya.
- George,
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tell him about how he's always going
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on and on about subatomic
particles and such.
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00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,349
Oh, he'll get to gabbin' about it.
260
00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:54,560
We're accustomed to
his quirks and oddities.
261
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:58,869
But this whole "being
afraid of solid foods" thing,
262
00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:00,870
it's got us thrown.
263
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,489
Okay. Let me just start by saying
264
00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:05,089
you came to the right place.
265
00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:07,759
Sheldon and I happen
to have a lot in common.
266
00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,699
I, too, was a special little boy.
267
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,329
In the fourth grade, I was reading
268
00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:12,599
at a seventh grade level.
269
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,069
And I don't have to tell you where I was
270
00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,610
by the seventh grade.
271
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,330
Tenth.
272
00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:25,880
I'm gonna give the beanbag a whirl.
273
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,639
What are y'all watching?
274
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:31,940
Little Rascals.
275
00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,820
You know most of those
kids are dead, right?
276
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:37,929
What?
277
00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:40,939
Alfalfa, Stymie, Buckwheat.
278
00:11:40,940 --> 00:11:42,479
Even Petey the dog?
279
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,610
Oh, especially Petey the dog.
280
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,460
Thanks for making it depressing.
281
00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:47,670
You're very welcome.
282
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,409
Y'all want to go get some ice cream?
283
00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:50,410
What about dinner?
284
00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,589
What about it? Come on.
285
00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:54,829
Is ALF dead?
286
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:57,769
No, but it's just a matter of time.
287
00:11:57,770 --> 00:12:00,360
You'd be surprised how many
children have food phobias.
288
00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:03,069
- Is that so?
- Oh, yeah. When I was Sheldon's age,
289
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,600
I was afraid of that weird skin
290
00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:05,949
- on top of puddin'.
- Really?
291
00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:08,040
Me, too. You know, you put
a little Saran Wrap on...
292
00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:09,640
George.
293
00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:13,440
Sheldon?
294
00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:15,439
Where the hell did he go?
295
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,979
Sheldon?
296
00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,479
Couldn't have gone far.
297
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,780
Why not?
298
00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:21,649
Right on, right on.
299
00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:23,750
[LINE RINGING]
300
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,420
I checked the bathroom, the stairs.
301
00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:26,599
He's not in the building.
302
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,260
I'm worried. No one's answering at home.
303
00:12:28,270 --> 00:12:29,819
Stay calm. We'll find him.
304
00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:30,829
You know,
305
00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:31,970
when I was a kid...
306
00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:33,339
Shut up.
307
00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:34,690
Well...
308
00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:41,020
ADULT SHELDON: It wasn't typical
for me to wander out into
309
00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:44,610
the urban jungle on my own,
but I was on a mission.
310
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:48,909
I had gotten my first taste
of serialized superheroes,
311
00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:50,490
and I needed more.
312
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,160
[BELL JINGLES]
313
00:12:57,660 --> 00:13:01,599
Excuse me, do you have X-Men #137?
314
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,330
I'd like to know what
happens next, please.
315
00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:06,480
Back bin in the corner.
316
00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:09,980
What are you doing here?
317
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,389
Oh, hello, Tam.
318
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,689
I thought you said comic
books are for children.
319
00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:15,840
I'm a complicated young man.
320
00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:20,629
I think we should call the police.
321
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:22,789
We don't need the
police. We'll find him.
322
00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:24,229
This is all my fault.
323
00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:26,869
He ran away because we
took him to a therapist.
324
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,109
That's $15 we ain't getting back.
325
00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,759
That's what you're worried about?
326
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,960
No. 'Course not.
327
00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,239
And Sheldon's fine.
328
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,009
You know what he's like.
329
00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:40,549
If someone took him,
330
00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:42,750
[CHUCKLES]: I'm sure
they'd bring him right back.
331
00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:48,780
♪ ♪
332
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,749
I'm enjoying this,
but I'm having trouble
333
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:58,089
with the onomatopoeia.
334
00:13:58,090 --> 00:14:00,189
The what?
335
00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:01,759
The onomatopoeia.
336
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,989
Words that imitate sounds.
337
00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:06,299
"Kthoom." "Snikt""
338
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,729
"Bamf""
339
00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,920
Writers shouldn't make up words.
340
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:12,740
Somebody made up "onomatopoeia."
341
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,770
You challenge me. I like that.
342
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,330
Meemaw, are you gonna have
any more babies?
343
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:30,069
Good Lord, no!
344
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,869
She's too old to have any more babies.
345
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,109
Don't have to have 'em.
You live long enough,
346
00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:35,870
your hair and your
teeth start falling out,
347
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,509
you start wetting the
bed, you get to be one.
348
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:39,579
[LAUGHS] That's funny.
349
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,279
We're gonna have to put a diaper on you.
350
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,579
You won't be laughing
when you're doing it.
351
00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:45,109
I might be.
352
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:48,099
[LAUGHTER]
353
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:52,130
Hey, Meemaw, next to Sheldon,
who's smarter, me or Georgie?
354
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,420
Me, of course.
355
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,599
Why you?
356
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,199
My head's bigger.
357
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,869
It doesn't matter.
358
00:14:57,870 --> 00:15:00,630
Tonight is not about Sheldon.
359
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,620
Yeah, right. Everything's
always about Sheldon.
360
00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:04,869
Yeah. Most of the time,
361
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,839
it's like we don't even exist.
362
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,569
I guess Sheldon does get
most of the attention.
363
00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:12,669
Maybe that's a good thing.
364
00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:14,259
How?
365
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:16,419
Well, if it weren't for
him, your parents would be
366
00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:18,049
on your ass all the time.
367
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,119
Yeah. I guess I never thought
about it that way before.
368
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,559
You kidding me? Right now,
they would be nagging you
369
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,090
about cleaning your room
370
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,839
and doing your homework.
371
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,260
Instead, you're sitting
in a parking lot,
372
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:33,200
eating a Blizzard for dinner.
373
00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:35,769
- With cookie dough in it.
- Exactly.
374
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:39,839
While Sheldon is stuck sitting
in some boring shrink's office.
375
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,710
Mom told me they were
taking him for a haircut.
376
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,459
Oh. Yeah.
377
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,310
Right.
378
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:51,350
Well, when he gets home,
say his hair looks good.
379
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,700
♪ ♪
380
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,600
What?
381
00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:10,010
Nothing.
382
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,880
♪ ♪
383
00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:23,449
You want one?
384
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,349
No.
385
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,350
Well...
386
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,690
if you change your mind, help yourself.
387
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:34,489
ADULT SHELDON: I didn't
have to read many comic books
388
00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:38,479
to understand that every
superhero had a weakness,
389
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,409
something they had to overcome
390
00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:42,940
through an extraordinary act of courage.
391
00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:47,510
For Cyclops, it was the loss of Jean Grey.
392
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,909
For Rogue, it was human touch.
393
00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:52,969
For me, it was food
that required chewing.
394
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,430
So if I truly was a mutant,
I would have to do the same.
395
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,520
♪ ♪
396
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,700
On this day, I would not be defeated.
397
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,280
Because this was the day I became...
398
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:22,509
The Chewer.
399
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:26,649
Just like that, I overcame
my fear of choking.
400
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:29,480
All that was left was my fear of dogs,
401
00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:31,719
birds, insects, germs,
402
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,489
hugging, button fly pants,
403
00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:35,739
rivers, ponds, lakes, oceans,
404
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:38,639
estuaries, corduroy, root vegetables,
405
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,409
squeaky balloons, tinted windows,
406
00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:42,879
take a penny, leave a penny, fireworks,
407
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,959
potbelly stoves, dust bunnies,
408
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,330
that fuzz on peaches. Ugh.
409
00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:53,230
What I find interesting
is how many supervillains
410
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,139
are scientists: Doctor Octopus,
411
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,809
Doctor Doom, Lex Luthor,
412
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:01,610
Green Goblin, the list goes on and on.
413
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:02,819
So?
414
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,989
So if the world doesn't respect me,
415
00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:06,489
I might change sides.
416
00:18:06,490 --> 00:18:08,290
[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
417
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,759
Uh-oh.
418
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,140
Good luck.
419
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,569
[SIGHS]
420
00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:23,279
ADULT SHELDON: I tried
to explain to my parents
421
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,139
that a mutant named Cyclops,
422
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:27,409
who shoots laser beams out of his eyes,
423
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,409
helped me eat a licorice stick.
424
00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:31,310
Went right over their heads.
425
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:35,830
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