subtitlecat.com

All language subtitles for Tas.Pecho.2020.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.BZ]

Afrikaans

Akan

Albanian

Amharic

Arabic

Armenian

Azerbaijani

Basque

Belarusian

Bemba

Bengali

Bihari

Bosnian

Breton

Bulgarian

Cambodian

Catalan Download

Cebuano

Cherokee

Chichewa

Chinese (Simplified)

Chinese (Traditional)

Corsican

Croatian

Czech

Danish

Dutch

English

Esperanto

Estonian

Ewe

Faroese

Filipino

Finnish

French

Frisian

Galician

Georgian

German

Greek

Guarani

Gujarati

Haitian Creole

Hausa

Hawaiian

Hebrew

Hindi

Hmong

Hungarian

Icelandic

Igbo

Indonesian

Interlingua

Irish

Italian

Japanese

Javanese

Kannada

Kazakh

Kinyarwanda

Kirundi

Kongo

Korean

Krio (Sierra Leone)

Kurdish

Kurdish (Soranî)

Kyrgyz

Laothian

Latin

Latvian

Lingala

Lithuanian

Lozi

Luganda

Luo

Luxembourgish

Macedonian

Malagasy

Malay

Malayalam

Maltese

Maori

Marathi

Mauritian Creole

Moldavian

Mongolian

Myanmar (Burmese)

Montenegrin

Nepali

Nigerian Pidgin

Northern Sotho

Norwegian

Norwegian (Nynorsk)

Occitan

Oriya

Oromo

Pashto

Persian

Polish

Portuguese (Brazil)

Portuguese (Portugal)

Punjabi

Quechua

Romanian

Romansh

Runyakitara

Russian

Samoan

Scots Gaelic

Serbian

Serbo-Croatian

Sesotho

Setswana

Seychellois Creole

Shona

Sindhi

Sinhalese

Slovak

Slovenian

Somali

Spanish Download

Spanish (Latin American) Download

Sundanese

Swahili

Swedish

Tajik

Tamil

Tatar

Telugu

Thai

Tigrinya

Tonga

Tshiluba

Tumbuka

Turkish

Turkmen

Twi

Uighur

Ukrainian

Urdu

Uzbek

Vietnamese

Welsh

Wolof

Xhosa

Yiddish

Yoruba

Zulu

Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,333 - Arthur? - What? 4 00:00:17,416 --> 00:00:19,500 - Insult session time! - Oh no! 5 00:00:19,666 --> 00:00:21,916 - Come on, please, sweetie! - Fine. 6 00:00:22,083 --> 00:00:24,958 If you hadn't pushed me into a pool to teach me survival, 7 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,875 I'd be a top swimmer now. So, fuck off! 8 00:00:27,041 --> 00:00:28,916 I didn't want you to become a coward! 9 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:31,208 - You're losing it. - You're so ungrateful. 10 00:00:31,375 --> 00:00:32,708 Just like your shitty dad. 11 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,500 You could have at least tried to make dad stay! 12 00:00:35,916 --> 00:00:39,916 You can give couple's advice when you finally mange to get a girl. 13 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:42,708 Two kids from two different fathers, 14 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,375 you must get plenty of advice, right? 15 00:00:45,666 --> 00:00:48,208 You can give advice when you learn to swim, ducky. Okay? 16 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,666 Well done, sweetie, you were great. 17 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:56,375 It's so good for us to speak with no filter like that. 18 00:00:56,541 --> 00:00:58,125 That news story was right. 19 00:00:58,916 --> 00:01:01,041 Communication is so important in life. 20 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:02,791 When I see other moms struggling 21 00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:04,458 with their teen kids, I think, 22 00:01:04,708 --> 00:01:06,166 "honestly, it's not so hard". 23 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:08,000 You just need to listen... 24 00:01:08,166 --> 00:01:09,583 Want me to drop you off? 25 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:10,708 No, I'll take the bus. 26 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,375 If you're happy with it, I'm fine. 27 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:14,333 - Bye, Jose. - Later, Arthur. 28 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:15,958 Don't forget, 9th grade is important. 29 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:18,208 Work hard, because then it's high school. 30 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:22,750 It gets serious. I've told you 30 times, 31 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,666 - Arthur, please. - Bye, mom. 32 00:02:05,791 --> 00:02:06,708 - You okay? - Yo, big guy. 33 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:08,166 Yo, stud. 34 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:18,541 - What's with the moustache? - You noticed? 35 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:21,708 It's for the ladies, they like the tickle, see? 36 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:23,541 I read it in my mom's Grazia. 37 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:26,208 You can only see it up close, it looks like 38 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:29,083 a moustache tadpole that'll morph into something else, 39 00:02:29,541 --> 00:02:30,791 like an octopus. 40 00:02:30,958 --> 00:02:33,375 I'm afraid of nothing, this year is gonna be lit. 41 00:02:33,541 --> 00:02:35,416 'Stache Man, in the starting blocks. 42 00:02:36,166 --> 00:02:37,791 Did you see? My arms are getting bigger. 43 00:02:38,833 --> 00:02:41,625 Yeah... Dude, for real, you didn't make out with Yaëlle? 44 00:02:41,791 --> 00:02:42,916 Of course we did! 45 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:45,250 No, she kissed you at truth or dare. 46 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:48,125 It was just the game. And no tongue, it doesn't count. 47 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:51,333 It was no joke when I touched her boobs over her sweater. 48 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:52,708 She calls you 'Boob Guy'. 49 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:55,000 You dated for, like, 24 hours, Saturday to Monday, 50 00:02:55,166 --> 00:02:58,125 didn't even see her Sunday. You've never really had a girl. 51 00:02:58,291 --> 00:02:59,458 You're single, accept it! 52 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:08,208 THE ESSENTIAL'S INVISIBLE TO THE EYE, ONE SEES CLEARLY ONLY WITH THE HEART. 53 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:11,666 HOW TO MAKE OUT 54 00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:22,208 Hello! 55 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:24,666 I'm so happy to see you girls, I missed you so much! 56 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:27,833 - Hi, Yaëlle! - I have major news to tell you. 57 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:31,750 - My party this year will be sick. - Your parties are always sick. 58 00:03:31,916 --> 00:03:33,333 SICK. 59 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:38,500 Isn't it great? All the costumes, food, decorations... 60 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:42,000 It's gonna be crazy. Plus, my parents will be gone, 61 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:45,958 so the whole house'll be ours. It'll be the best party ever! 62 00:03:57,666 --> 00:04:01,166 - Boob Guy! - Boob Guy, Boob Guy! 63 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:18,666 - You new haircut suits you. - What do you want? 64 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:20,791 Nothing. Did you have nice holidays? 65 00:04:21,416 --> 00:04:22,416 Are you kidding me? 66 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:24,208 You grope me, then ask about holidays? 67 00:04:25,125 --> 00:04:28,083 Go get a life. You're pathetic with that bump. 68 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:29,958 Yeah, it really hurts. 69 00:04:31,666 --> 00:04:35,291 So, can Guigui and I come to your party in December? 70 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:37,416 It's called 'Dec.', use the right word. 71 00:04:37,916 --> 00:04:40,208 I invite cool people. You're useless, clingy, 72 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:42,625 your friend's lame. You're not invited, ever. 73 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:45,458 Since we made out, you could do something about it. 74 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:47,833 We didn't. You raped me by groping me. 75 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,166 It's different. 76 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 All you care about is sex since 2nd grade. 77 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,875 We didn't make out, you're not invited, period. 78 00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:57,791 Go jerk off, sicko, or I'll report you. #MeToo 79 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:04,500 Hello to all of you, and welcome to 9B. 80 00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:12,791 Yes, you've made it to the end of the second part of your education. 81 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:14,666 My name is 82 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:17,958 Miss Viel. 83 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:24,250 I'm your French teacher and also your main teacher. 84 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:27,833 The main class teacher is to whom you can talk to 85 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,833 about your problems regarding your studies, work, 86 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:36,916 relationships with other teachers, which can be difficult... 87 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:40,791 I'm also here to listen to any family issues you may have... 88 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:42,166 BOOB GUY 89 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,333 What a pain... 90 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,750 ... may hinder your studies and your success. 91 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:11,541 Watch my new dance. 92 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:20,208 Meh, you're too twitchy. 93 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:22,625 You'll be sorry when I'm a celebrity. 94 00:06:22,791 --> 00:06:24,791 When they'll interview you on the news, 95 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:27,041 "it's true, I said he was too twitchy". 96 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:28,458 You'll look dumb. 97 00:06:28,625 --> 00:06:30,500 I'm a celebrity radar, you don't measure up. 98 00:06:30,666 --> 00:06:33,250 A shit radar. Dancing is in my DNA! 99 00:06:58,875 --> 00:07:00,750 Dude, are you watching? Dude! 100 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:04,416 You better take that look off your face. 101 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:06,791 She's insanely hot, I want her. 102 00:07:06,958 --> 00:07:09,083 We know her since 5th grade, you never cared! 103 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,000 She changed over the summer. 104 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:16,208 She's the same, but also not the same. She's stunning now! 105 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:18,125 You're nuts. Look, her dad's a loser. 106 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:26,750 Hello, everyone! 107 00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:30,666 Our seagull, Daniel, who you can call Danny, 108 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:34,916 can offer private or group swimming lessons, 109 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:37,458 as well as aqua-gym. 110 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:40,375 In the Pool Family, can I have the daughter? 111 00:07:40,541 --> 00:07:42,041 Have a nice swim! 112 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:47,708 You alright, kid? 113 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:50,916 Any thoughts about swimming lessons? 114 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:55,083 It's not for me, I've thought about it. 115 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:56,875 Water is life, you know? 116 00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:00,208 In your mom's belly, you were floating, swimming. 117 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,875 No questions asked, that's instinct. 118 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:06,291 And I promised Paola... 119 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:08,666 Well, I promised your mother I'd teach you to swim. 120 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:11,250 To swim is to... 121 00:08:12,541 --> 00:08:14,250 It's to face the unknown, see? 122 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:19,625 Fears are just things that need to be conquered. 123 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:22,916 You must build on your strengths, 124 00:08:24,041 --> 00:08:25,041 build up your Jedi skills. 125 00:08:26,291 --> 00:08:27,666 What's 'Jedi'? 126 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:30,625 You don't know Star Wars? 127 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:33,208 You don't know the movie? 128 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:35,625 - No. - R2D2? Yoda? 129 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:38,083 You don't know it? 130 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:41,625 Now, that's real philosophy. 131 00:08:41,791 --> 00:08:44,083 It's got everything: good, evil, 132 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,041 connections, conflict, love. 133 00:08:46,541 --> 00:08:47,875 It should be part of social security. 134 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:50,791 Really? It's got love? 135 00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:50,208 The elevator's busted again, my legs are dead. 136 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:52,416 Here, it's for you. 137 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:53,541 What's this? 138 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:56,291 No, it's bills, I'm not opening it. 139 00:09:56,666 --> 00:09:58,041 What a cute little cap. 140 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:02,166 Your swim teacher's super sweet. 141 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,791 It's called a life-guard, mom. 142 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,208 Anyway, I'm not taking classes. 143 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:09,833 It's a shame, sweetie, you'll regret it later. 144 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Before you know it, life passes you by. 145 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,166 What's wrong? What do you want? 146 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,333 She's a baby, she doesn't understand you. 147 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,916 Why are you alone in life? 148 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,875 What's with all the questions? 149 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,791 What's up with you? I don't know why... It's complicated. 150 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,166 I'm scared that loving someone will take something away from me. 151 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:32,916 And anyway, I'm tired. 152 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:35,458 When we get old, we're more emotional and fragile, 153 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:37,208 so we just avoid it. 154 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,291 And you, smarty-pants? Why don't you have a girl? 155 00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:41,500 It's never quiet here. Can you stop your fu... 156 00:10:41,666 --> 00:10:42,666 dumb music, please? 157 00:10:43,541 --> 00:10:47,416 No, it's a song about a great dinosaur! 158 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:58,416 - Knock knock. - What? 159 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:00,083 What are you doing? 160 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,750 I'm watching a movie from the last century: Star Wars. 161 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:06,125 - Can I join you? - No. 162 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,833 A girl will love you one day, be patient. 163 00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:18,333 My life isn't going too fast, 164 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:21,666 it's going by too slow. 165 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,916 They're all crazy about him. 166 00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:39,541 What's he got more than us? 167 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:42,333 Everything. Grade retention, 168 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,041 muscles, a surfboard, wheels, 169 00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:46,833 girls, a 'bad' look. 170 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,666 - A sex life. - You're so negative. 171 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:51,125 He counts on his looks but 172 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:53,250 he's repeated twice, so he's no Steve Jobs. 173 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:03,875 Arthur, what's up? Breathe! 174 00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:13,208 One, two! One, two! 175 00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:16,208 Turn, turn, turn. 176 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,666 Come on, one, two! One, two! 177 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:22,583 And stop. 178 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:25,875 Relax, relax, relax the shoulders. 179 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,625 There. Ready? 180 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,041 Hey, what's up? 181 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:40,791 Come on, it's important. 182 00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:42,791 I've got an offer you'll adore. 183 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,833 Let's go talk on the plastic chairs. 184 00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:47,500 Want to spray me, Nemo? 185 00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:49,333 Or grope me, Boob Guy? 186 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,708 I told you. I'd never invite him to my 'Dec' party. 187 00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,791 I need to bring my standards up before high school. 188 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,125 I'll do whatever you want. 189 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,041 Whatever I want? 190 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,375 So... I'd like to know if you'd be up for 191 00:13:18,541 --> 00:13:23,750 teaching me and some friends how to make out with girls. 192 00:13:23,916 --> 00:13:24,625 - What? - Well... 193 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:27,708 You're gorgeous and clever about emotions, 194 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,416 I thought you'd be the best person. 195 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:33,916 My friends and I suck at basic understanding, 196 00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:37,333 especially specific to girls, 197 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:39,791 well, mainly my friends, 198 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,750 it'd be cool if you helped. 199 00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:44,958 - How much will you pay? - It's non-profit. 200 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,000 You think I'm some kind of Dalai Lama? 201 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:49,416 You're using me to help some losers for free. 202 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:53,500 Matt and I want to go see the Kanye West concert in New York. 203 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,708 I need money for the plane ticket. 204 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:59,291 I'll get ten euros per lesson per person, or fuck off. 205 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,833 Fine, five euros, my last offer. 206 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,166 - Kanye's old, not worth it. - No, ten. 207 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,208 Get lots of losers. 208 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,166 - Under 40 euros, I won't bother. - Fine. 209 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:11,083 At that price, you teach us how to make out with a girl 210 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:14,000 - and how to keep her! - Don't worry, Willy, I'll free you. 211 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:16,291 Your swimsuit. 212 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,750 You said, whatever I want. 213 00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:20,958 - I want your swimsuit. - Don't be nasty, 214 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,583 I'll give you my cap. 215 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:23,916 You're not a man of your word. 216 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,583 Fine, go find someone else. 217 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,208 Need help showing your butt in my pool? 218 00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,583 Arthur Vidal, your daughter's classmate, 9B. 219 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,750 You walk around naked in school too? 220 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,416 It's the new fashion in 9B? 221 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:57,041 Clear the area, kid! You don't follow the dress code. 222 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:17,041 I already know my costume, it'll be awesome. 223 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,083 To be invited, we gotta make out with a girl. Go from loser to cool. 224 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,541 For that, we need Ouassima. 225 00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:24,458 Help me recruit! How about him? 226 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:28,333 He's gross, tiny, scrawny, super freaky. 227 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,625 Looks like he'd drag you tied behind a car when he gets angry. 228 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,458 I confirm he's never made out. 229 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:36,375 Don't discriminate. Maybe he's suffered as a kid. 230 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:40,625 - Come on, let's ask him. - I'm only doing it for the party. 231 00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:42,291 - You good? - UYA. 232 00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,833 We're got a great offer for you, 233 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,291 - you interested? - UYA. 234 00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:48,791 - I don't speak Arabic. - Up Your Ass. 235 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,375 Right! 236 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:53,166 I was offering to make out with girls, 237 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:54,833 it's not UYA, it's for real. 238 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,708 - Don't we look stupid? - No. 239 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,458 We're at the brink of our intimate revolution. 240 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:14,333 We're savages! 241 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,500 Well? 242 00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:17,208 Let's go, lady killers! 243 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,541 Better move your asses if you want to get girls. 244 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:32,458 With my classes, learn to make out. 245 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,916 Making out is like football, you need to stand out. 246 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,750 We need to see how you stand out. 247 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,708 - By being myself? - Just wait! 248 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,916 You'll each tell me what's original about you. 249 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:48,791 Let's go, who starts? 250 00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:52,083 No, teacher's pet. Guillaume? 251 00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:56,125 I'd like to point out that I'm here to get invited to Yaëlle's party. 252 00:16:56,625 --> 00:17:00,333 I don't need help to make out, I'm not part of this group. 253 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,291 I stand out with my love for dance. 254 00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,958 That's great, you can use that. 255 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,916 No, stop. This won't work for the party. 256 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,833 Let's move on. Next! 257 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,666 My asset is my honesty. 258 00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,750 I'm often told I'm an honest person... 259 00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:28,708 Swallow your tongue, that's bullshit! 260 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,541 No one cares about honesty. 261 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:32,708 Like your plastic shoes. It's useless. 262 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:34,625 - You think? - Yeah. 263 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,750 I'll need to think, then... 264 00:17:36,916 --> 00:17:38,083 - Can I go last? - Yes. 265 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,666 - Samir? - Me? 266 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:42,791 I'm crazy. They call me the Jackal 'cause I'm so tough. 267 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,416 That stands out with the girls. I intimidate. 268 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,291 Not great, tough only works if you're gentle. 269 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,333 You've gotta optimise. Arthur? 270 00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:53,958 Dunno, I don't have anything special. 271 00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:02,208 Fine, I'll say it. I'm a leader, boss of everything. 272 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,625 Who organised the lottery in 7th grade? 273 00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:09,458 Who collected money for Tabard's going away present? 274 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:12,500 Who almost was class rep last year? So, who's the leader? 275 00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:14,166 It's so hot how you embarrass yourself. 276 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,500 Your sexiness is zero. 277 00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:17,708 - You don't look like a winner. - I'm a win-win. 278 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:21,333 What's going on? 279 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:34,833 Okay, coast is clear. 280 00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:38,958 I've got it. I'm doing great in class. 281 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:42,291 I'm in first place in Math. French, I'm one of the best. 282 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,041 That's so lame. It might be good for yourself, 283 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,916 but for making out... You're dead. 284 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,333 I must contradict you. 285 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:51,541 Having good grades shows a man with ambition, 286 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,708 - wealthy, have access to... - You're pissing me off. 287 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:56,833 Get your asses in gear! 288 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,833 - Question: are you with me or not? - Yeah. 289 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:02,791 - I can't hear you. - Yeah! 290 00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,458 That's better! Figure out how you stand out. 291 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:08,041 Next time, we'll do something about your stupid faces, 292 00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:10,250 - you're all covered in spots. - Yeah! 293 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,500 - You've pissed me off. - UYA, who does she think she is? 294 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:17,000 Yeah... And she doesn't like my shoes. 295 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,833 - My shoes are fine. - You pissed her off! 296 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,916 Okay. I'm ready. 297 00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:34,333 There, that's good. On your belly, float. 298 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,125 The fear's in your head. The idea of fear paralyses you. 299 00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:44,041 Come on, Arthur, lift your head. If not, you'll drown. 300 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,000 There, lift your head. Good. 301 00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:50,583 The force is with you. Stretch out your legs, like a frog. 302 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,875 Good. Stretch them out. 303 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,041 Horizontal, not vertical! Don't drown on me! 304 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:57,916 Come on. 305 00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,125 Arthur, come back up! 306 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:06,500 Never fight a losing battle! 307 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,875 "Joy of being in school, when BOX OF JOY 308 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,500 many aren't lucky enough." That's lovely, Arthur. 309 00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:23,666 "Joy of having a son like you." 310 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,875 - Thanks, mom. - You're welcome. It's true. 311 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:30,166 "Joy of learning to swim". I'm so happy you enjoy it. 312 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,041 Mr Poupinel is a great teacher. 313 00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:36,166 It's so brave of you to face your fears like that. 314 00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:37,958 It's called a 'life-guard', mom. 315 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,125 "Joy of having a mom who loves me as I am." 316 00:20:47,666 --> 00:20:50,833 "Joy of having a son who trusts me and is trustworthy." 317 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,833 All done. Tonight was intense! 318 00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:00,708 I love this Box of Joy, I think it's a great idea. 319 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,916 It's important to be positive in life, to... 320 00:21:04,541 --> 00:21:06,416 to see the glass half full, you know? 321 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:12,375 Why did dad leave, the night of the fireworks? 322 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,791 Arthur, please, we're having a nice evening. 323 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,583 Don't start with that again. 324 00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:20,333 He left because... he left. 325 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,750 I'll make bolognese and we'll have a nice evening, okay? 326 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,458 First, I'll have a smoke. 327 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,708 Even if smoking kills, says so on the packet, all over. 328 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,125 After diner, I'll go to the pharmacy to buy some patches. 329 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,250 What do you want for your birthday? 330 00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,583 For my birthday, 331 00:21:53,416 --> 00:21:56,333 I want a normal life and some answers. 332 00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:00,916 - What's with that imitation? - It's a dog. 333 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:03,916 - You're nuts. No way. - Come on, please! 334 00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:05,875 - I'll take care of it. - You? 335 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,791 A little dog, with a cheeky look, super sweet. 336 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:12,000 Like this. Very smart and funny. See? 337 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,708 He'd give lots of cuddles. No? 338 00:22:16,583 --> 00:22:18,000 - There's no room. - No room? 339 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,541 There's no room for me or for a dog. 340 00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:22,916 You think I'm bad at impersonations. 341 00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:24,791 You're a bit unpleasant today. 342 00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:27,625 I already have two kids. 343 00:22:29,041 --> 00:22:32,291 Why would I now complicate my life with a dog? You don't get it. 344 00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:34,416 A pet means responsibilities: 345 00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,791 take it out for walks, feed it, take care of it. 346 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:39,541 A lover as well... So, stop with the cliches. 347 00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:41,208 A dog would make Arthur so happy. 348 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:42,958 Animals can humanise teenagers, 349 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:46,458 it's been proven, the specialists say so. 350 00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:49,875 You always need to control everything! It's true! 351 00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:52,041 You're always like this... 352 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,958 - Oh, well... - I love you. 353 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,458 Even with me, it seems too much for you. 354 00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:02,208 Honestly, I don't really know why I'm still here. 355 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:04,083 You have a hair in your mouth. 356 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,375 - Really? - Yeah, wait. 357 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,458 There, I got it, see? 358 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:12,333 It won't bother you anymore. No need for a hairdresser. 359 00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:15,416 Got another one? Call me, I'll take care of it. 360 00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:19,333 Wait. I got this for you at the pool. 361 00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:23,291 That way... 362 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,083 - you won't catch cold. - That's so cute. 363 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,625 You're my hero. 364 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,875 Go on. Taking an hour and a half at the pharmacy... 365 00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:36,708 Arthur's a teen, but not stupid. 366 00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:40,833 See you. "Who's more foolish?" 367 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:44,708 "the fool or the fool who follows him?" 368 00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:49,416 - Obi Wan, episode 4. - It wasn't a real question. 369 00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:51,375 It's a haiku, see? See you soon. 370 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,666 - What's that? - It's fine, everyone has one. 371 00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:11,291 Sure, "everyone has one". If everyone jumps off a cliff, you'll jump too? 372 00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:13,333 I forbid you from entering my room! 373 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:16,166 Are you crazy? I'm the one who forbids in this house. 374 00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:18,333 Get a grip, Oussima, you're fooling around 375 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:22,125 with your singing nonsense and skimpy swimsuits. 376 00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:24,083 This is not what I expect from you. 377 00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:26,166 Take that off and give it now! 378 00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:29,208 - The one-piece is too warm. - Then, go to the fridge, 379 00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:31,000 swallow some ice, it'll do you good. 380 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:34,541 - You'll make me look like a kid. - That's what you are! 381 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,541 You can't be like the Arab girls who prance around, 382 00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,541 live off benefits, or worse, sell drugs. 383 00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:43,250 You behave like a French girl. 384 00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,666 Take that off now and give it to me. 385 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:54,458 And what they say about you? You're a fascist! 386 00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:57,750 We are Arabic. You don't accept where we're from. 387 00:24:57,916 --> 00:24:59,916 You don't even teach me Arabic. It sucks! 388 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,125 We're of Arab origin! 389 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:05,208 French for three generations. My ID card is French. 390 00:25:05,375 --> 00:25:08,833 I'm no leech. I love my country, I speak French. 391 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,333 Please, be polite! 392 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,541 If your mother were here, she'd be ashamed. 393 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:23,375 So, the first thing a girl sees is your face. 394 00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:25,708 It's like for houses, it takes three seconds to choose. 395 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:27,708 I won't introduce Jen, my BFF, 396 00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:30,916 who'll help me with makeovers, since there's a lot of work. 397 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,041 What do you want to keep most? 398 00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:35,166 - My aquiline nose? - Loser. 399 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:37,083 Why not your ass or crappy shoes? 400 00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:38,958 I say 'ass' a lot too! So much in common. 401 00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:40,833 Don't you think, babe? 402 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,208 - That wasn't the question? - Your nose isn't a look, 403 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,416 it's an observation. 404 00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:47,000 We'll give you sunglasses, so we see you less. 405 00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:49,041 It'll reinforce your mysterious side. 406 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,750 Guigui, get up and do a spin. 407 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,041 This guy thinks he's a ballerina! 408 00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:58,625 I love dance, I'm proud of it. 409 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:00,583 My look is my 'stache, that's all I'll say. 410 00:26:01,541 --> 00:26:04,458 - You see this? - Moustaches are cool. 411 00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:07,750 Okay, we'll see what we can do with it. 412 00:26:07,916 --> 00:26:08,916 It's more like before 413 00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:11,375 - Jesus Christ's time. - It's called 'vintage'. 414 00:26:12,708 --> 00:26:15,083 - She's vintage too. - Move your ass, old fart. 415 00:26:15,916 --> 00:26:17,291 See how rude she is? 416 00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:19,333 You know what? I'm my rage. 417 00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:24,458 I can see you as a crazy badass rapper. Trash. 418 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,833 Baby, baby, baby. 419 00:26:29,708 --> 00:26:32,791 Don't talk shit, I'll bring it all down just so we can do it. 420 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,500 Dude, forget it, you've got no flow. 421 00:26:36,666 --> 00:26:38,666 You need some chains to shine. 422 00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:40,875 I was thinking an eyebrow piercing. 423 00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:43,083 Your shitheads have a fat chance. 424 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:45,666 So lame. You need a skateboard. 425 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:48,333 You'll skate, you'll look less uptight. 426 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:52,625 - Like Matt, so hot on his wheel. - Cool it with Matt. 427 00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:55,958 You, Guigui, do something about your hair. 428 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,125 Don't be afraid to show your personality. 429 00:26:59,291 --> 00:27:01,083 Not on the surface, but deep down. 430 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:04,500 Let's shower. 431 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,833 Thanks for the tips, you're awesome. 432 00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:13,875 Can I get your number? 433 00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:16,916 Yeah, but don't text me too much, I don't really use my phone. 434 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,208 What's going on in my pool now? 435 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:27,833 Assaulting old ladies? 436 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,125 No, sir, we're collecting money for migrants, 437 00:27:31,291 --> 00:27:36,166 - funds for a charity... - Get out of the girls' locker room! 438 00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:39,375 This is my place and works by my rules. 439 00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:41,375 Go mess around elsewhere! 440 00:27:41,958 --> 00:27:43,208 In another pool! 441 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:47,958 I've decided! 442 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,083 You've decided what career you want? 443 00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:52,583 I'll be me! 444 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:56,083 I want a skateboard for Christmas. 445 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:58,750 Really? But your birthday's before Christmas. 446 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,041 Wait, you don't want to take the bus with Guigui? 447 00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:03,250 No, mom, I'm changing. 448 00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:06,458 My whole life's changing, I'm becoming an adult. 449 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,291 Okay, we'll ask Santa for a skateboard. 450 00:28:13,875 --> 00:28:15,625 Let's hope he can find a cheap one. 451 00:28:15,791 --> 00:28:19,875 - I have my Santa list too, write it. - I'm listening. 452 00:28:21,916 --> 00:28:25,041 - A kitty, a ferocious T-Rex. - Yeah. 453 00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:29,541 A dad, a yellow watering can. I'll leave carrots under the tree, 454 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:33,291 so your reindeer can eat. Signed Jose Vidal, on 23rd floor. 455 00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:37,833 Santa may not get you everything on your list, monkey, 456 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,250 but I promise I'll send it. 457 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:42,250 Yeah, it's obvious you won't get a dad. 458 00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:47,208 Very mature comment. Impressive. 459 00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:50,291 And very nice of you. 460 00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:59,458 I miss your hair. When can I see you? Danny, your personal hairdresser. 461 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:01,500 Actually, I'll need the skateboard earlier. 462 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:37,875 I could quickly tell these glasses were made for me. 463 00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:41,375 Guys! I had an idea this weekend. 464 00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:44,208 Woah, guys, you look great! 465 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:46,208 Well done! 466 00:29:48,416 --> 00:29:49,875 This weekend, I had an awesome idea. 467 00:29:50,041 --> 00:29:51,166 I'll give you homework! 468 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:55,250 Video yourself talking about what love means to you. 469 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:57,500 Well, what you're looking for in love. 470 00:29:57,666 --> 00:30:00,166 There are several subjects? Not very thorough. 471 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,708 It's one subject: what is love, with a question mark. 472 00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:07,250 That's tough, giving us extra work. We're paying you so we work more. 473 00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:10,166 We don't want philosophy classes. You're pissing me off. 474 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:14,708 I find it interesting. It gives meaning to what we're doing. 475 00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:16,833 Exactly, thank you! And Victor Hugo said, 476 00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:20,458 "Nothing is more sacred than a woman's tantrum." 477 00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:23,458 Meaning, you do it because I'm the woman! 478 00:30:24,541 --> 00:30:26,458 Guys, you need a purpose to get a girl! 479 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:29,833 You haven't even made out with girls yet, so get to work. 480 00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:33,833 - So annoying. - Damn. 481 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:36,458 Stupid Victor Hugo. 482 00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:39,583 I like him. 483 00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:42,666 Which hand? 484 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:44,958 Careful, are you sure? 485 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,875 Well? Now, blow here. 486 00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:54,708 Look! It's there. 487 00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:57,583 It was you. See? You made it appear. 488 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:04,166 I didn't know you were so good with kids. It's nice. 489 00:31:06,458 --> 00:31:07,791 Why don't you have any? 490 00:31:09,166 --> 00:31:11,500 - Do you want to live with me? - What? 491 00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:14,875 What are you talking about? 492 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,666 - Okay, got it. - No, well... 493 00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:24,375 It really unsettles me that you make me run around like this. 494 00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:33,708 You know, I don't have kids because life goes by too fast. 495 00:31:35,958 --> 00:31:40,041 Come on... Smoking is bad for kids and dogs. 496 00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:42,666 You should keep that in mind. 497 00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:45,625 Listening is important. 498 00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:55,333 I'm not going to live with you just to make you happy. Right? 499 00:33:17,291 --> 00:33:21,708 For me, love is... 500 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,291 ...is... 501 00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:32,333 ...is shit. 502 00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:39,500 To a woman I love, no harm done, 503 00:33:39,666 --> 00:33:42,541 I targeted you to rob you, I watched you to shotgun you, 504 00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:45,333 shot an arrow to catch you, tied you up to keep you. 505 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:48,208 It's my way of loving you. To a woman called Jen, 506 00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:53,458 Don't piss me off. The Jackal, UYA, in your face. 507 00:33:54,083 --> 00:33:58,875 Nice, Samir. Thanks for doing the work, it's... sensitive. 508 00:33:59,291 --> 00:34:01,875 - If I may, have you shown it to Jen? - You're mad! 509 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:04,708 - Be proactive! - I don't care, I have my pride! 510 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:07,833 Leave him alone! At least he had the balls to do the work. 511 00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:09,666 I'm still waiting for you guys. 512 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:10,041 I can't always be behind you but never at your side. 513 00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:12,583 I don't want us to break up. 514 00:35:13,208 --> 00:35:14,958 You don't want us to stay together. 515 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:19,125 - Give me some time to... - You know, 516 00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:20,500 when porcelain breaks, 517 00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:22,958 you can't glue it back together. 518 00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:25,791 It all ends abruptly. 519 00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:38,958 It's over, Paola. 520 00:35:40,083 --> 00:35:43,083 No more. I don't like what I'm becoming. 521 00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:48,166 "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy." 522 00:35:49,416 --> 00:35:52,541 That's not me, Obi-Wan Kenobi says that, 523 00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:55,583 episode 3, just so you know. 524 00:36:05,291 --> 00:36:08,708 Two ways to approach a girl: talk or no talk. 525 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:13,666 No Talk is through eye contact. Look at her so she looks back at you. 526 00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:17,625 But careful! Never, ever smile! Only the girl smiles, not the guy. 527 00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:20,666 You look dumb when you smile. Nothing I can do. 528 00:36:20,833 --> 00:36:23,416 Go on, Guigui, get up and give me eye contact! 529 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,708 Seriously? You look like a clown, that's too violent! 530 00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:34,666 Your stare confuses me. Like you're gonna attack me. 531 00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:37,750 - Can I try someone else? - Don't dance when you see a girl, 532 00:36:37,916 --> 00:36:40,000 you're not a musical. Go with Jen, then. 533 00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:41,916 No, Arthur. It's easier with a dude. 534 00:36:43,625 --> 00:36:45,166 Stop changing the rules! 535 00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:02,958 There, that's good. It was honest, that was cool. 536 00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:05,000 - Guigui, you have great eyes. - My turn! 537 00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:14,291 What? 538 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,791 - Why are you laughing? - Forget it. 539 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,583 Arthur, your turn. Get up. 540 00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:26,208 Look at me, damn it! Hey, Arthur? 541 00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:29,250 - I am. - You're looking but not seeing me. 542 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:32,750 Okay, drop it! Aube, your turn again. 543 00:37:32,916 --> 00:37:35,625 Eye contact isn't for you. Try the Talk technique. 544 00:37:35,791 --> 00:37:37,666 Give me a pick up line, go on! 545 00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:43,375 I love who you are. 546 00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:46,166 - You don't even know me! - Let the boss handle it. 547 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,875 I could kill someone for you. 548 00:37:48,041 --> 00:37:50,208 - Me too. - Rob a grocery or a car for you. 549 00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:52,375 With balaclavas and a gun? Cool, go on. 550 00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:53,625 - You're hot. - Yeah? 551 00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:55,791 I'm a jackal. I'd tattoo a target on your ass. 552 00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:58,458 - Trashy! Anytime. - You're mad, so intoxicating. 553 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:01,666 Hey, please, let's stay focused! 554 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:03,875 Okay, thank you! 555 00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:06,250 Everybody up. 556 00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:13,250 Would you rather have arms made of foam or a duck beak? 557 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,625 - A duck beak. - Good. 558 00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:17,208 That way, I can still hold your hand. 559 00:38:19,625 --> 00:38:20,833 But it's not ideal for kissing. 560 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:22,166 Quack, quack! 561 00:38:23,541 --> 00:38:25,250 That's cute, Arthur. 562 00:38:25,416 --> 00:38:26,916 Try things out, guys! 563 00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:30,041 Don't bore me with your videos, I'll hunt you down to death! 564 00:38:50,291 --> 00:38:52,833 Did you know the essential's invisible to the eye? 565 00:38:53,791 --> 00:38:55,291 Your glasses are pathetic. 566 00:39:03,916 --> 00:39:06,583 Did you know you can't learn about life from reading? 567 00:39:07,208 --> 00:39:10,833 - Did you know you're annoying? - Did you know you're lucky we met? 568 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:14,083 Did you know that I like you like no one else? 569 00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:16,000 Did you know my name's Morgane? 570 00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:21,625 - It's because he's got sweet talk. - He's got no body, just stares. 571 00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:24,833 - He did it with eye contact. - I'll practice with Ouassima. 572 00:39:25,083 --> 00:39:28,083 - Can you stop saying 'Ouassima'? - No, he can't. 573 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:31,208 I can't believe how jealous you are. Go get your own girls. 574 00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:33,416 She's not your girl, she's Matt's! 575 00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:35,958 - That will change! - UYA, way up! 576 00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:48,500 Okay, girls. You're next, get ready. 577 00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:06,791 What do you want? Go away, I don't like being alone with people. 578 00:40:06,958 --> 00:40:09,166 I'm skipping sports. I suck at them. 579 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:13,916 Me too. I hate it when everyone watches me when I exercise. 580 00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:17,166 - It's too tough. - Can't avoid it, you're too pretty. 581 00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:19,666 We only see you, even if you're not there. 582 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:23,666 There, you've found how to stand out: smooth talk. 583 00:40:23,833 --> 00:40:25,750 Wanna do something together after class? 584 00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:28,916 We'll see. 585 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:33,708 You're being so mysterious, it totally works on me. 586 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,250 It disturbs me. You disturb me. 587 00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:38,250 You're chaotic. 588 00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:42,166 You're here, babe? 589 00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:43,958 - What are you doing? - I'm coming. 590 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,500 Come on. I scored awesome points and did my victory dance. 591 00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:58,041 You better stay away from my girl. 592 00:41:05,791 --> 00:41:06,916 You like Boob Guy now? 593 00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:08,541 No way. Have you seen his face? 594 00:41:08,708 --> 00:41:10,916 You're bright red, you totally like him! 595 00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:13,041 Boob Guy's liked me since 2nd grade. 596 00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:15,500 - He's obsessed with me. - Either way, 597 00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:18,583 it's fine, I'm with Matt. If you want, you can have him. 598 00:41:19,083 --> 00:41:20,791 - I'd rather drop dead! - Agreed. 599 00:41:21,625 --> 00:41:24,291 "The ideal man must be: a. Romantic like his flowers 600 00:41:24,458 --> 00:41:26,041 b. Reliable like his promises 601 00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:27,625 c. Loyal like his dog, or 602 00:41:27,791 --> 00:41:28,625 d. Sexy like his abs?" 603 00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:31,916 Sexy like his abs! All agreed. 604 00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:52,875 Hi, beautiful! 605 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,833 - Hi, Arthur. - What you up to? 606 00:41:56,541 --> 00:41:58,041 I'm paragliding! 607 00:41:58,916 --> 00:41:59,875 I'm shopping, 608 00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:04,416 It's for a friend. She's super shy, so I go for her. 609 00:42:04,583 --> 00:42:06,833 The pharmacy's worse, you gotta talk to a person. 610 00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:10,041 Yeah, so shy! I need some too, for my mom. 611 00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:11,708 The yellow ones, with applicators. 612 00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:14,833 Biodegradable, great quality, good for the planet. 613 00:42:17,041 --> 00:42:18,916 Okay... So, what's new? 614 00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:21,708 - My mom's annoying, totally lost it. - Yeah? 615 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:23,250 Mine's not lost, she's dead. 616 00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:27,875 - Really. - I didn't know, sorry. That's tough. 617 00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:30,250 Lung cancer, four years ago. 618 00:42:32,041 --> 00:42:34,375 Life's horrible. My dad left on Bastille Day. 619 00:42:34,541 --> 00:42:36,666 I'd rather he be dead, than alive and not care. 620 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,583 By the way, why do you rap? It's annoying! 621 00:42:40,833 --> 00:42:44,708 No, I don't rap. I do my own songs and play along on a ukulele. 622 00:42:45,041 --> 00:42:46,208 Really? Can I listen? 623 00:42:47,083 --> 00:42:48,291 No, you can't. 624 00:42:51,291 --> 00:42:56,916 Well, if you want... Friday 30th at 9pm I'm doing an Open Mic. 625 00:42:57,833 --> 00:43:00,208 The 30th isn't great for me, but... 626 00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:04,041 Okay. Isn't Matt going to get pissed off? 627 00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:06,583 I mean, us hanging out. 628 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,208 Don't worry, he doesn't know. 629 00:43:08,916 --> 00:43:10,958 - You guys okay? - Yeah, I'm totally in love. 630 00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:15,583 Great. It'll be awesome to see you. Come. 631 00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:19,291 What are you doing? 632 00:43:20,916 --> 00:43:22,125 Pink, orange or blue? 633 00:43:22,875 --> 00:43:25,041 - Go on! Pink, orange or blue? - Blue. 634 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:29,041 The shop Leclerc and Arthur are happy to offer you this amazing bath sponge 635 00:43:29,208 --> 00:43:31,375 with a voucher for ?1.20! 636 00:43:31,791 --> 00:43:35,041 Better than flowers, it doesn't rot, don't need a vase or water. 637 00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:37,666 Hang it like this, like dried sausage on a string. 638 00:43:37,833 --> 00:43:39,250 Or a guy committing suicide. 639 00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:42,166 Okay, thank you. 640 00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:45,875 It's weird, but... Nice of you, thanks. 641 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:50,083 It's time to start class. 642 00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:55,791 Let's start. I've noticed you're too tense. 643 00:43:56,250 --> 00:43:59,500 When you talk to a girl, you need to relax or you look desperate. 644 00:44:00,041 --> 00:44:03,750 And I thought, "you look desperate because you ARE desperate!" 645 00:44:03,916 --> 00:44:05,541 You've never snogged, you're lame. 646 00:44:05,708 --> 00:44:07,083 I snogged Yaëlle! 647 00:44:07,250 --> 00:44:09,208 Stop lying, she said you didn't use tongue. 648 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:12,750 Today, we'll get hands-on, we'll make out. 649 00:44:13,791 --> 00:44:16,500 I'm sacrificing myself, so my classes are productive. 650 00:44:16,875 --> 00:44:19,541 - Hey, wait! It's not just theory? - Good timing. 651 00:44:19,708 --> 00:44:22,500 I've been training on a mannequin in my first aid class. 652 00:44:24,708 --> 00:44:26,166 To react in case of an attack. 653 00:44:26,666 --> 00:44:29,791 You nagged me about getting action. Now you're getting some! 654 00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:32,875 We'll make out, but it doesn't count. It stays between us. 655 00:44:33,041 --> 00:44:34,875 If I learn you've told anyone, 656 00:44:35,041 --> 00:44:37,416 I'll report your asses like crazy. 657 00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:39,208 You'll need to move to another city. 658 00:44:39,583 --> 00:44:43,166 Fine with me if it doesn't count. Women are very territorial about men. 659 00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:46,375 While I'm at it, I can officially announce that 660 00:44:46,541 --> 00:44:48,041 Morgane and I are a couple. I did it. 661 00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:51,166 - Bravo! - I, Aubin, made out with a girl. 662 00:44:51,833 --> 00:44:52,958 Now, to keep the flame. 663 00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:55,875 - No point if we can't tell. - You'd rather be outrun by Aube? 664 00:44:58,125 --> 00:45:01,875 To make out, you must be two things: Relaxed and Determ. Come, Samir. 665 00:45:02,041 --> 00:45:03,750 - What's "determ."? - Determined. 666 00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:06,541 - Where have you been? - I thought it was detergent. 667 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,708 A bit too determ. I thought you were going to bite me. 668 00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:27,375 That one counts. 669 00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:29,666 - So, we're together? - No. 670 00:45:30,125 --> 00:45:31,541 - Women are fickle. - Shut up! 671 00:45:32,083 --> 00:45:35,166 - Will you kiss us? - You freak! You're not even legal! 672 00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:38,791 - I'm eleven and a half. Here! - Here! 673 00:45:40,375 --> 00:45:41,375 Aubin! 674 00:45:55,083 --> 00:45:57,125 Why do you turn your tongue in one direction? 675 00:45:57,291 --> 00:45:58,625 First aid class didn't work out? 676 00:45:58,791 --> 00:46:03,375 My cousin told me girls turn clockwise, guys counter-clockwise. 677 00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:07,500 - Doesn't seem to annoy Morgane. - Be cool, tongues should dance! 678 00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:10,666 We've lost him. 679 00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:12,875 Here, come. 680 00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,666 - It's awkward. Can we go elsewhere? - It's fine. 681 00:46:18,833 --> 00:46:20,416 It's just us. Don't be a pansy! 682 00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:31,375 Okay, fine, no one's dying. 683 00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:33,666 We'll try another day. Arthur? 684 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:41,875 We must remind you: swimming caps are mandatory for hygiene purposes. 685 00:46:42,041 --> 00:46:46,541 Thank you for your understanding and have a good swim! 686 00:46:54,416 --> 00:46:56,833 Hey, guys, I smell fire, they're burning hot! 687 00:46:57,083 --> 00:47:00,041 - You see that? So, looks like... - Alright! 688 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:04,416 Okay, Arthur, you've got both points. 689 00:47:06,125 --> 00:47:08,875 Where do you think you are? Ouassima, what are you doing? 690 00:47:09,041 --> 00:47:10,833 Quiet, I don't want to hear from you. 691 00:47:11,208 --> 00:47:15,833 You can forget your guitar! You have no decency or self respect. 692 00:47:16,666 --> 00:47:18,833 And you? What do you want with my daughter? 693 00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:20,750 Get out of here! Move! 694 00:47:21,791 --> 00:47:24,541 You have no business with Ouassima in my pool. Got it? 695 00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:26,625 Get out! All of you, disappear! 696 00:47:29,916 --> 00:47:32,916 You're not living your youth, you're wasting it, Ouassima! 697 00:47:37,916 --> 00:47:41,375 Well, son, nothing else to say. You're a genius in dance and school. 698 00:47:42,375 --> 00:47:46,333 As your mother, I congratulate you as well, bravo! 699 00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:50,083 It's not great, but it's the college prospects, I'm stressed. 700 00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:52,125 You're joking, pass marks in two subjects. 701 00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:55,083 At this pace, you'll do a full burnout. 702 00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:58,291 On the 30th, you can forget your 15th birthday. 703 00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:00,041 From now on, you're working! 704 00:48:00,458 --> 00:48:02,083 Is this out of 10, not 20? 705 00:48:02,541 --> 00:48:07,750 French: 8, history: 9, math: 7, honestly... 706 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,041 And the icing on the cake, 5 in sports! 707 00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:12,916 You've surpassed yourself... Not interested in what I'm saying? 708 00:48:13,083 --> 00:48:16,416 I am! I'm sorry about my grades. I'll work harder, I swear. 709 00:48:28,791 --> 00:48:31,541 Sit at your desk now. I'll be behind you, supervising. 710 00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:33,583 I'll go to my meeting another night. 711 00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:36,416 I don't want you to waste your life, even if you hate me. 712 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:38,541 I don't care if you hate me, you hear? 713 00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:40,375 And your music, that's over. 714 00:48:40,541 --> 00:48:42,875 - No, no! - It's over. 715 00:48:44,208 --> 00:48:46,250 You may be stubborn, but I'm more so than you! 716 00:48:46,416 --> 00:48:48,375 - DAD! - No dad! 717 00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:16,958 {\an8}I WANT YOU, BABY. MEET AFTER TOMORROW AT THE STADIUM? MATT 4EVER 718 00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:20,000 {\an8}I WANT YOU TOO. OKAY FOR MEETING AT THE STADIUM. 719 00:50:00,916 --> 00:50:02,583 Sorry, I rushed over, had to wait 720 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,750 - for dad to fall asleep. - No ukulele? 721 00:50:04,916 --> 00:50:06,666 No, dad blew a fuse so he broke it. 722 00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:11,208 - I don't care, I'll sing a Capella. - Shit! It's your turn! 723 00:50:11,958 --> 00:50:12,916 Wait, don't move. 724 00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:27,250 It'll be fine. I'm here. 725 00:52:58,666 --> 00:53:00,875 I'd like to ask you a favour... 726 00:53:02,291 --> 00:53:04,000 but it's a bit embarrassing. 727 00:53:04,583 --> 00:53:07,041 - Actually, it's super embarrassing. - Go on. 728 00:53:08,416 --> 00:53:11,083 Matt wants to do it, and I'm a virgin. 729 00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:13,500 I'll look like an idiot. 730 00:53:15,041 --> 00:53:19,541 So, I thought you and I could do it as practice, 731 00:53:19,708 --> 00:53:22,583 since that's kind of the aim of our lessons. 732 00:53:23,666 --> 00:53:25,375 Would... you be okay with it? 733 00:53:26,416 --> 00:53:27,458 Well, but... 734 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:34,375 No. I don't want to do it. 735 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:37,458 I just want to make out, I don't want to fuck. 736 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:40,708 I'm not ready for... 737 00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:43,791 Yeah, you're right, it's so embarrassing... 738 00:53:44,250 --> 00:53:46,708 Kissing is one thing, but real sex... 739 00:53:49,041 --> 00:53:50,250 I've never done it. 740 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,125 I can't accept... 741 00:53:56,125 --> 00:53:57,750 You're giving me so much pressure! 742 00:53:58,791 --> 00:54:00,125 I really like you. 743 00:54:00,916 --> 00:54:05,541 But if being intimate stresses you, you won't be relaxed, I won't either. 744 00:54:06,666 --> 00:54:08,041 It's fine, just forget it! 745 00:54:08,666 --> 00:54:11,916 "Be relaxed"... Aren't you funny? 746 00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:16,916 I'm fine with being "determ.", but "relaxed"...? 747 00:54:18,083 --> 00:54:20,583 Just kissing, or even hand stuff... 748 00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:25,541 That I can do. But after that, I'm not sure, it's really intense! 749 00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:28,875 Listen... I trust you. 750 00:54:29,916 --> 00:54:31,166 And you're so gentle. 751 00:54:32,583 --> 00:54:35,250 And with these lessons, I feel connected to you. 752 00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:39,791 - Doesn't matter... I'll ask Samir. - Are you nuts? 753 00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:41,125 I didn't say no. 754 00:54:43,125 --> 00:54:44,416 I'm thinking it through. 755 00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:49,291 For the lessons, you're being paid... 756 00:54:50,041 --> 00:54:51,208 How much do you want? 757 00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:54,833 I'm not a hooker! Calm down, it's fine. 758 00:54:58,750 --> 00:55:01,208 - We'll do it non-profit. - Really? 759 00:55:02,583 --> 00:55:05,791 You're awesome. Let's say, meet at the pool tomorrow at 10 pm? 760 00:55:05,958 --> 00:55:08,666 My dad has a national meeting, so I can steal his keys! 761 00:55:12,916 --> 00:55:16,000 Tomorrow already? I don't even have time to... 762 00:55:17,375 --> 00:55:18,916 Wouldn't you prefer after tomorrow? 763 00:55:25,875 --> 00:55:29,791 Fine, you win. Tomorrow, then! 764 00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:32,750 Cool, thanks! It's great that it'll be with you. 765 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:37,166 I have to go, okay? My dad... 766 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:40,875 - See you tomorrow? - Yeah, 10 pm is good. Hey! 767 00:55:44,833 --> 00:55:45,916 You sing really well. 768 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:50,958 It was a great present for my 15th birthday. 769 00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:54,500 It's your birthday? Why didn't you say anything? 770 00:55:55,166 --> 00:55:57,458 I don't like getting older, it depresses me. 771 00:56:01,041 --> 00:56:02,125 Happy birthday. 772 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:18,541 Where were you? 773 00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,708 I waited and waited for you! 774 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,208 At Guigui's house, working on a music paper. 775 00:56:25,708 --> 00:56:26,750 Really? 776 00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:31,750 You worked so late, I was worried! 777 00:56:34,416 --> 00:56:35,958 I won't yell, but you're lucky 778 00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:38,458 it's your birthday and I'm a super nice mom. 779 00:56:40,375 --> 00:56:41,666 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. 780 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,125 I know we said no presents, but... 781 00:56:45,666 --> 00:56:47,291 I got you a small thing anyway. 782 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,708 Since you already got your skateboard... Here. 783 00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:58,083 LIFE IS A PARTY! 784 00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:02,166 If you don't like it, you can change it. 785 00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:04,375 Happy birthday, sweetie. 786 00:57:14,166 --> 00:57:18,000 That's a firefighter man defending the city from dinosaurs. 787 00:57:18,333 --> 00:57:19,375 And that's you. 788 00:57:21,416 --> 00:57:22,416 Thank you. 789 00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:30,208 Happy birthday, Arthur. 790 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:50,583 - You're keeping your...? - Don't care. 791 00:58:52,125 --> 00:58:53,125 Kiss me? 792 01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:06,125 Thanks for tonight, Nemo. 793 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,791 You're my friend. My best friend. 794 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,750 2 am on a week night. Are you kidding me, Arthur? 795 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,041 We said 11 pm at the latest. 796 01:01:33,291 --> 01:01:34,583 Insult session right now! 797 01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:36,291 - Please don't. - Now, I said! 798 01:01:37,375 --> 01:01:40,791 You respect nothing, only think of yourself. You selfish idiot! 799 01:01:41,791 --> 01:01:45,291 You only care about yourself, your money and José. 800 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,708 - You don't care about my problems! - You're spoiled, poor thing! 801 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,958 You don't study, ask me for money. 802 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:53,958 I don't recognise you, what's going on? 803 01:01:56,791 --> 01:01:59,916 - Where's my dad? - He doesn't care, he abandoned you! 804 01:02:04,666 --> 01:02:07,291 I hate your insult sessions, we don't say anything real. 805 01:02:07,708 --> 01:02:09,458 "Life is a party" only for you. 806 01:02:10,541 --> 01:02:14,458 I'm in love with a girl who doesn't like me. Got it? 807 01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:16,916 She's not even my girl, okay? 808 01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:20,375 So, I don't give a shit about your mother-son moments. 809 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:32,833 I saw her naked and everything! I can't believe it happened. 810 01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:36,458 I was so comfortable, like I'd fucked my whole life. 811 01:02:37,583 --> 01:02:38,708 It feels like a dream! 812 01:02:38,875 --> 01:02:41,875 - It's the best day in the world! - Not really... 813 01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:47,000 She wanted me to help her practice to sleep with Matt, so... 814 01:02:47,541 --> 01:02:48,791 that kinda sucks, right? 815 01:02:49,791 --> 01:02:51,666 Although, I think I was really good at it. 816 01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:55,916 Ouassima is the woman of my life. 817 01:02:56,083 --> 01:02:58,000 I'm ready to go steady with her. 818 01:02:58,166 --> 01:02:59,125 - Arthur! - She's... 819 01:03:00,041 --> 01:03:02,708 I'm sick of hearing you. You're self-centred, don't you see? 820 01:03:03,291 --> 01:03:04,250 I'm in love with you. 821 01:03:04,416 --> 01:03:06,583 So, I don't care about your girl stories. 822 01:03:11,416 --> 01:03:12,666 You're joking, right? 823 01:03:13,583 --> 01:03:15,625 I'll admit, I believed you. You're good! 824 01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:20,333 Hey, dude! 825 01:03:21,458 --> 01:03:25,250 Guigui! Guillaume... 826 01:03:43,041 --> 01:03:44,250 So, you're abandoning us. 827 01:03:44,625 --> 01:03:47,916 When I'm in full romantic peak with Morgane. How do I keep her? 828 01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:53,625 I don't know, by boosting her self-esteem, declaring your love. 829 01:03:53,791 --> 01:03:56,750 You're full of shit! Don't stop until each of us has made out. 830 01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:59,375 - Who do you think you are? - I do what I want. 831 01:04:00,583 --> 01:04:02,541 Reconsider! Guigui won't come anymore! 832 01:04:02,708 --> 01:04:04,708 That's unrelated, we had a stupid fight. 833 01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:07,791 What the hell's going on? Everyone's leaving? We're not ready! 834 01:04:07,958 --> 01:04:10,583 I don't have time, my dad is mad, I can't carry on. 835 01:04:10,750 --> 01:04:11,750 It's the minimum. I won't lose Morgane 836 01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:13,833 because you're bailing. 837 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,250 Do you need money or not? 838 01:04:16,333 --> 01:04:19,041 Guys, you're scaring me, soon you'll start hitting me! 839 01:04:20,166 --> 01:04:21,708 Fine, here's a crash course. 840 01:04:21,875 --> 01:04:24,208 New method: To get a girl, you need to text. 841 01:04:24,375 --> 01:04:27,375 In texts, always send a girl a question for her to reply to. 842 01:04:27,541 --> 01:04:29,875 It's like rock climbing, no grip, you'll fall. 843 01:04:30,041 --> 01:04:33,166 She doesn't reply right away, it's a hard-to-get strategy. Okay? 844 01:04:33,333 --> 01:04:38,291 If she sends emojis like kiss, heart, blush, LOL, LMAO, it's in the bag. 845 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:41,416 Keep asking her questions, always be interested in her. 846 01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:44,791 She tells you her problems, say, "I get it". Even if you don't. 847 01:04:44,958 --> 01:04:45,958 - So, we lie? - Yes. 848 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:48,333 - She won't ask if you get it. - Interesting. 849 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,125 I read a book on manipulation, 850 01:04:50,291 --> 01:04:52,500 it said the same: fake it to gain it. 851 01:04:53,208 --> 01:04:56,625 Always write, "lots of love", not "kisses" or an "X", 852 01:04:56,791 --> 01:04:58,166 that's not romantic at all. 853 01:04:58,416 --> 01:05:02,125 Say, "good night" or "sleep well" to show you're concerned about her. 854 01:05:02,291 --> 01:05:04,291 Guys, I'm going. I'm super busy, I'll... 855 01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:07,166 - Good night. - Text, Samir! 856 01:05:07,333 --> 01:05:08,875 It's 2 pm! I meant texts! 857 01:05:10,791 --> 01:05:12,541 Where are you going? Your class sucked. 858 01:05:12,791 --> 01:05:14,000 I've got a thing to do. 859 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:16,750 You'll do it for free or get paid for it? 860 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:25,541 Hey, we're all made of electricity, that's why we say "love-struck". 861 01:05:25,708 --> 01:05:27,958 That could work: using the lighting emoji. 862 01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:29,166 Shut up! 863 01:06:00,333 --> 01:06:01,416 You're beautiful. 864 01:06:03,041 --> 01:06:04,166 Come on. 865 01:06:34,875 --> 01:06:36,000 Tell me what you like. 866 01:06:38,958 --> 01:06:39,958 Go on, tell me. 867 01:06:41,791 --> 01:06:43,541 What? What's wrong? 868 01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:45,666 I can't, I'm sorry. 869 01:06:46,625 --> 01:06:48,083 - I can't. - What are you doing? 870 01:06:51,333 --> 01:06:52,333 Ouassima! 871 01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:04,000 "Are adults happier?", "are adults happier?" 872 01:07:04,416 --> 01:07:07,000 - That's not what Box of Joy is for. - Well, yes. 873 01:07:07,166 --> 01:07:08,583 I put the word "happier". 874 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:10,875 What's wrong, Arthur? Problems at school? 875 01:07:11,041 --> 01:07:12,958 If you were being bullied, you'd tell me? 876 01:07:13,791 --> 01:07:14,833 You're not answering. 877 01:07:15,916 --> 01:07:18,166 When adults don't answer, it means "no". 878 01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:20,500 "Happier", aren't you funny? I don't know. 879 01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:24,125 Yes, sometimes we're happy and other times, not as much. 880 01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:27,958 But... is it worth it? 881 01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:31,333 You're scaring me, sweetie. Are you thinking of suicide? 882 01:07:36,625 --> 01:07:40,333 Is... growing up worth it? 883 01:07:41,833 --> 01:07:44,041 Of course it is! You're so silly. 884 01:07:46,125 --> 01:07:50,208 Look, if I hadn't grown up, I wouldn't have had you or José. 885 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,666 I wouldn't have known what it's like to have you two, 886 01:07:55,625 --> 01:07:57,125 whom I love more than myself. 887 01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:00,208 It's crazy! And... 888 01:08:00,541 --> 01:08:02,416 I'd have missed out on unrequited love. 889 01:08:04,583 --> 01:08:05,916 I didn't miss out on that. 890 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:10,333 Speaking of love, I wanted to show you... 891 01:08:16,666 --> 01:08:17,791 This. Know what it is? 892 01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:22,666 - No! - Cool it, Mr Anxiety 3000! 893 01:08:23,250 --> 01:08:24,750 You have to learn, it's normal. 894 01:08:25,208 --> 01:08:26,958 Opening it isn't complicated. 895 01:08:27,125 --> 01:08:28,958 It's like... opening a tea bag, see? 896 01:08:29,125 --> 01:08:31,541 Take the side... and open it. After that... 897 01:08:32,458 --> 01:08:35,291 I must tell you that unrolling it... 898 01:08:35,833 --> 01:08:38,125 - that's where it gets... - Mom, seriously. 899 01:08:38,291 --> 01:08:39,666 You got it to embarrass yourself? 900 01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:43,541 I have bio class, I know how it works, it's fine. 901 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:52,750 One, two... turn... Perfect. 902 01:08:57,416 --> 01:08:59,583 - You're the one in Ouassima's head? - No. 903 01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:00,958 What'd you do, Boob Guy? 904 01:09:01,583 --> 01:09:04,083 - I respected her. - Yeah? Respected how? 905 01:09:04,833 --> 01:09:06,416 By making love to her, slowly. 906 01:09:07,791 --> 01:09:11,250 Just talk! I read about non-violent communication, very effective! 907 01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:20,333 He slammed him to the ground! 908 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:22,708 Hands off my girl. Hands off, okay? 909 01:09:28,750 --> 01:09:29,750 Thanks. I'm sorry. 910 01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:32,000 You'll always be my best friend, no worries. 911 01:09:33,875 --> 01:09:35,458 It just felt weird on the spot. 912 01:09:40,583 --> 01:09:42,166 You cute little bastard. 913 01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:53,125 But did you actually make out with Ouassima? With emojis and all? 914 01:09:53,291 --> 01:09:56,166 No. I'd like to, but no. 915 01:09:58,083 --> 01:10:01,833 I remind you to set your alarms earlier to arrive on time... 916 01:10:02,541 --> 01:10:05,333 And also to bring your pens, etc, etc. 917 01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:07,250 It's double penalty... 918 01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:12,416 Keep your chins up! It's your last homework before end of year. 919 01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:25,208 You know what? 920 01:10:26,708 --> 01:10:29,375 It's a shame, you and I really overlooked each other. 921 01:10:33,208 --> 01:10:34,916 I admit I'm a pain in the ass, but... 922 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:39,500 you and I have been close since forever. 923 01:10:44,041 --> 01:10:47,458 I don't know, you've changed. You're sexy now. 924 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:57,250 I've thought it over, Arthur. It's okay, you can touch them. 925 01:11:03,833 --> 01:11:06,125 Go on, touch them under my sweater, on the skin. 926 01:11:08,666 --> 01:11:12,125 Put your top down. It's nice of you, but... 927 01:11:13,208 --> 01:11:14,458 You find them too small? 928 01:11:14,708 --> 01:11:17,083 You can't do this to me, you've liked me since 2nd grade! 929 01:11:17,625 --> 01:11:20,208 You've known Ouassima since 5th grade, I was first! 930 01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:22,833 I have small tits, doesn't mean I can't be loved. 931 01:11:25,250 --> 01:11:27,000 Personality counts too. 932 01:11:29,125 --> 01:11:30,708 Please, I love you! 933 01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:35,416 I'll invite you to my party, all of you, I promise! 934 01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:38,708 It'll be awesome, please! 935 01:12:15,625 --> 01:12:17,916 YOU ALRIGHT? 936 01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:29,000 {\an8}YOU'RE ALWAYS HARD-TO-GET, SO CAN YOU REPLY QUICKLY? 937 01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:33,250 You really suck for telling Yaëlle. She hates me now. 938 01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:34,833 I swear, I said nothing. 939 01:12:38,041 --> 01:12:39,375 You'll give us class tomorrow? 940 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:42,833 Why? I don't want to anymore. I'm quitting, like the others. 941 01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:46,166 I think you're strong. 942 01:12:47,291 --> 01:12:48,541 You give us self-esteem. 943 01:12:49,916 --> 01:12:50,958 We need you. 944 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,166 And there's the Kanye West concert, right? 945 01:12:56,625 --> 01:12:58,208 Yeah, the Kanye concert... 946 01:12:59,291 --> 01:13:01,208 Plus, I need to buy a new ukulele. 947 01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:05,541 Fine, but it's the last time. Here, tomorrow, at 6 pm. 948 01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:07,625 My dad will be at his meeting. 949 01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:12,500 I don't like you sleeping with Matt. 950 01:13:12,875 --> 01:13:14,000 You had agreed. 951 01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:16,416 Your word means nothing, you're not a man! 952 01:13:16,583 --> 01:13:17,958 A man can change his mind. 953 01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:21,000 - It's not about my word! - Then, if I'm wrong, see ya! 954 01:13:25,250 --> 01:13:26,791 You don't speak English? 955 01:13:26,958 --> 01:13:29,041 I don't want to see you with my daughter. 956 01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:32,291 This is your last chance. Next time, I'll do some damage! 957 01:13:33,166 --> 01:13:36,083 - Is there a problem? - That kid's looking for trouble. 958 01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:39,125 Arthur? I'm surprised, he's a good kid. 959 01:13:39,291 --> 01:13:41,083 Yeah, sure, and I'm an air hostess! 960 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:44,916 Dany, come on, he's a punk. Open your eyes, he's a scumbag. 961 01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:49,125 He's up to something in my pool. He was all over my daughter! 962 01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:50,916 I've seen money left everywhere. 963 01:13:52,041 --> 01:13:54,166 He smokes and sells pot. 964 01:13:54,958 --> 01:13:58,375 I watch him when he comes in. He always has red eyes. 965 01:13:58,916 --> 01:14:00,000 That's the chlorine. 966 01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:03,458 I know his mother well, she's very nice. 967 01:14:03,958 --> 01:14:07,333 Anyway, he's 15, it's normal to have red eyes when you cry a lot. 968 01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:11,833 He's a degenerate... I can sense these things. 969 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,833 Remember the Moroccan guy last month? 970 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,125 He seemed normal. And in his swimming cap? 971 01:14:16,291 --> 01:14:19,458 Bars of hash. And he had red eyes too. 972 01:14:20,208 --> 01:14:21,958 They should be sent back home. 973 01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:24,083 Arthur's French. Where should he be sent? 974 01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:26,458 One-way ticket far away from my daughter. 975 01:14:26,625 --> 01:14:28,583 Prison or charter flight, I don't care! 976 01:14:28,916 --> 01:14:32,333 If you put all the guys who flirt on a charter flight, 977 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,083 there'd never be enough planes. 978 01:14:34,541 --> 01:14:37,041 Maybe... But France would be more sophisticated. 979 01:14:38,250 --> 01:14:42,875 Sir, wear a swimming cap, it's written everywhere! 980 01:14:43,791 --> 01:14:45,416 Go to an optician! 981 01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:50,208 You have a dog? 982 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,708 You're right, dogs are super cute. 983 01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:00,250 I'm sorry... 984 01:15:01,958 --> 01:15:03,750 Never apologise for what you are. 985 01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:08,083 I'd like to get my hairdresser back, it's not going well. 986 01:15:08,375 --> 01:15:09,541 My hair's a mess. 987 01:15:12,291 --> 01:15:15,000 What if I tried to stick my bullshit back together? 988 01:15:15,166 --> 01:15:18,958 I bought this, it glues everything. Nothing moves with this, it says so. 989 01:15:20,125 --> 01:15:21,541 I won't move, I promise... 990 01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:26,958 I can take the dog home. What's his name? 991 01:15:29,541 --> 01:15:32,708 It's Darth Vader. But the dog's not the problem. 992 01:15:40,083 --> 01:15:43,916 I think love is being real. I'd like to be real with you and everyone 993 01:15:44,666 --> 01:15:48,333 So that maybe I'll be loved now or in the future, no rush. 994 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:55,041 So, I'm gay. Well, yeah... I'm gay. 995 01:15:55,208 --> 01:15:57,000 It's weird to say, but... 996 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:09,041 For me, it's complicated to make out with girls when I prefer guys. 997 01:16:09,541 --> 01:16:11,375 I feel like a traitor, out of sync. 998 01:16:11,666 --> 01:16:17,291 I'm out of sync all the time, with family, dancing, or at school. 999 01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:21,375 But love is about accepting yourself. 1000 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:26,875 I want to thank you for the time we've spent together. 1001 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:31,666 I didn't make out, but I made friends, and that's real love for me. 1002 01:16:41,958 --> 01:16:43,125 Well... Thanks, Guigui. 1003 01:16:44,125 --> 01:16:46,000 Thanks for doing the work. It's... 1004 01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:48,083 Wait, are you 'gay' gay or is it a phase? 1005 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:50,291 - 'Gay' gay. - Right, wow. 1006 01:16:50,916 --> 01:16:55,750 I knew a girl that was lesbian for a month just to be cool. 1007 01:16:55,916 --> 01:16:57,791 Well, you've got balls for a guy gay! 1008 01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:03,625 Wanna do one last express class on how to manage your girl? 1009 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:06,416 I don't know what's up with Morgane. 1010 01:17:07,250 --> 01:17:11,666 It seems I've offended her by saying we should optimise our communication. 1011 01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:14,500 You thought you could manage it, but you can't. 1012 01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:18,041 Give her freedom. Don't annoy her with bullshit like 1013 01:17:18,708 --> 01:17:20,833 "where are you?", "what are you doing?" 1014 01:17:22,541 --> 01:17:25,833 You need to trust her, respect her. Give her oxygen. 1015 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,291 Can you explain this 'freedom'? 1016 01:17:27,458 --> 01:17:30,541 - I don't get this nonsense. - Let her live as she wants, 1017 01:17:30,708 --> 01:17:32,916 even if you don't agree or understand. 1018 01:17:33,083 --> 01:17:34,541 Respect who she is. 1019 01:17:35,708 --> 01:17:39,500 Have a connection where you're equal to her, not better than her. 1020 01:17:40,708 --> 01:17:43,125 And you don't 'manage' a girl, she's not a bank! 1021 01:17:43,625 --> 01:17:45,333 Learn to speak properly! 1022 01:17:48,916 --> 01:17:51,291 In other words, I must optimise my communication 1023 01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:54,541 so that Morgane can optimise hers? Okay, makes sense. 1024 01:17:54,708 --> 01:17:57,083 To manage a girl, you must constantly reassess yourself. 1025 01:17:57,875 --> 01:18:01,291 - And to manage a guy? - Same thing, don't say 'manage'. 1026 01:18:02,083 --> 01:18:05,750 No one cares, guy, girl, we're all people. 1027 01:18:06,791 --> 01:18:08,500 I've told you lots of bullshit. 1028 01:18:09,875 --> 01:18:11,416 You're better than me, guys. 1029 01:18:12,375 --> 01:18:13,875 Your emotions are great, 1030 01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:18,791 a guy or girl won't make fun of you if you truly show them. 1031 01:18:20,041 --> 01:18:21,333 Lying is not a real trick. 1032 01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:22,958 You know all about that! 1033 01:18:23,958 --> 01:18:25,125 What's your problem? 1034 01:18:25,291 --> 01:18:27,375 - What do you think? - The Jackal feels tension. 1035 01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:28,958 Okay, Arthur, cool it! 1036 01:18:29,125 --> 01:18:30,916 I won't. Not another word from you! 1037 01:18:31,083 --> 01:18:32,875 Sit here to be in our shoes for a bit. 1038 01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:35,375 - Let me go! - Arthur, relax. You're wound up. 1039 01:18:35,541 --> 01:18:38,125 You give advice and do shit with others. 1040 01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:41,125 You say we should listen, but what about you? 1041 01:18:41,291 --> 01:18:42,500 How are you sincere? 1042 01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:45,125 - You sleep with me then ignore me? - Shut up, we had agreed! 1043 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:47,375 Agreed on what? That you'd use me? 1044 01:18:49,083 --> 01:18:50,625 You're just not with it, Ouassima! 1045 01:18:51,125 --> 01:18:52,375 Can't you tell I like you? 1046 01:18:54,125 --> 01:18:56,291 No, you're there getting a new guy each day. 1047 01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:58,333 What about you and me? 1048 01:18:59,666 --> 01:19:01,666 You give lessons but behave like a kid. 1049 01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:04,041 Wow, they did make out! 1050 01:19:04,208 --> 01:19:06,250 Damn it, I didn't sleep with Matt, asshole! 1051 01:19:06,416 --> 01:19:08,166 Because he's an asshole too! 1052 01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:13,458 - Happy now, marked your territory? - Right! Know what? 1053 01:19:13,625 --> 01:19:15,208 All along, you've been playing 1054 01:19:15,375 --> 01:19:16,875 the role of a slut! 1055 01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:18,458 You asshole! 1056 01:19:20,041 --> 01:19:22,583 - Matt! Stop! - Bastard! 1057 01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:25,791 - Shit, calm down! - Let me go, damn it! 1058 01:19:26,291 --> 01:19:27,250 I'll kill you! 1059 01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:30,875 Come here, you. 1060 01:19:31,625 --> 01:19:34,208 Yes, hello? It's for some punks. 1061 01:19:34,458 --> 01:19:36,541 The Seagulls Pool, for acts of violence. 1062 01:19:37,041 --> 01:19:40,583 Must be a drug deal, there's money on the floor. You, stay here. 1063 01:19:41,166 --> 01:19:44,583 Thank you, I'll wait for you. They're under control, not going anywhere! 1064 01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:47,375 - Guys, run! - Watch it! 1065 01:19:52,166 --> 01:19:54,250 You, calm down! Sit down! 1066 01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:36,958 In summary, you've each paid ten euros so she would 1067 01:20:37,125 --> 01:20:40,708 - teach you "how to make out", right? - Yes, 1068 01:20:41,166 --> 01:20:42,541 she really made me haggle. 1069 01:20:42,958 --> 01:20:44,500 Wait, two seconds, please. 1070 01:20:44,666 --> 01:20:47,708 Arthur, is this a joke? You went to see a 'good-time girl'? 1071 01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:49,416 No, she was super late. 1072 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:51,208 For flirting classes? 1073 01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:53,333 You must be skilled, you've earned a lot. 1074 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:54,541 Not enough for New York. 1075 01:20:54,708 --> 01:20:57,291 It's not flirting, it's "love behavioural psychology". 1076 01:20:58,291 --> 01:20:59,416 Love! When you're 15! 1077 01:20:59,583 --> 01:21:01,750 I'd rather be deaf than hear this! 1078 01:21:02,750 --> 01:21:06,125 - Did you use protection? - Not enough, given my suffering... 1079 01:21:06,291 --> 01:21:08,791 I'm curious, did you learn to "make out" in the end? 1080 01:21:09,291 --> 01:21:12,500 - No, I matured. - So, she tricked you. She's clever! 1081 01:21:12,666 --> 01:21:16,375 No, I'm just gay and in platonic love with my best friend. 1082 01:21:17,291 --> 01:21:20,083 As long as this all stays legal, there's no harm. 1083 01:21:22,166 --> 01:21:24,000 As long as it's legal, no harm done. 1084 01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:26,958 You'll work hard to pay me back, all holiday long. 1085 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:29,958 - Can I still go swimming? - We'll see. 1086 01:21:34,708 --> 01:21:38,625 You know, your dad pushed you into the pool, not me. 1087 01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:43,625 He met a Cuban girl on July 14th and left with her. 1088 01:21:44,458 --> 01:21:46,333 It's not a national holiday for them. 1089 01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:49,291 He disappeared without fixing anything. 1090 01:21:51,583 --> 01:21:53,416 I'm sorry he left you, Arthur. 1091 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:57,375 Loving my sons, I can do. But choosing the right dad... 1092 01:21:57,791 --> 01:22:00,416 Why did you make me think it was you who pushed me? 1093 01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:04,166 It's easier to hate the parent who stayed than the one who left. 1094 01:22:08,916 --> 01:22:11,083 - Shall we do an ad-hoc Box of Joy? - No. 1095 01:22:11,541 --> 01:22:13,791 No more Box of Joy and insult sessions. 1096 01:22:13,958 --> 01:22:16,250 You've been doing it too long to make me happy. 1097 01:22:16,416 --> 01:22:19,916 I knew nothing about Ouassima. You're right, I don't listen enough. 1098 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:24,416 I was wrong, that's it. Parents can be wrong. 1099 01:22:27,541 --> 01:22:30,666 We're going to change things. We'll talk to each other more. 1100 01:22:32,791 --> 01:22:34,416 With no obligation, if possible. 1101 01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:42,083 Move forward, Ouassima, or you'll end up like your friends. 1102 01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:45,833 You won't get a job, 1103 01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:48,000 or a nice life either! 1104 01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:50,958 You need to want it! 1105 01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:55,291 Others won't want it for you! 1106 01:22:56,791 --> 01:22:58,250 You need to have fury for it! 1107 01:22:58,541 --> 01:23:00,750 Your fury is not with that boy, it's in you! 1108 01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:03,291 Did you have fury for mom? 1109 01:23:03,708 --> 01:23:07,958 No. I've had it since she's no longer with us. 1110 01:23:09,083 --> 01:23:12,208 It's not by going to your meetings that you'll feel better, 1111 01:23:12,375 --> 01:23:15,708 that mom will come back and you'll start your life over. 1112 01:23:16,166 --> 01:23:18,333 You put your anger in the wrong place, dad! 1113 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:20,291 You'll pay those boys back, one by one. 1114 01:23:20,916 --> 01:23:23,000 You must take responsibility, my dear. 1115 01:23:23,875 --> 01:23:26,291 But I need money to buy a new ukulele! 1116 01:23:27,291 --> 01:23:28,875 Life is not a walk in the park. 1117 01:23:33,541 --> 01:23:34,541 Now, eat. 1118 01:23:53,541 --> 01:23:55,458 - You're ready, buddy! - For what? 1119 01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:00,625 To take the exam! 25 meter backstroke. 1120 01:24:00,791 --> 01:24:03,041 - Seriously? - Yes. 1121 01:24:03,875 --> 01:24:06,833 - 'May the force be with me', then. - Yes. 1122 01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:10,125 I asked my daughter not to see your son. I've asked him, 1123 01:24:10,291 --> 01:24:13,250 but he's already slept with her, so my request had no effect. 1124 01:24:13,416 --> 01:24:16,625 You think we can stop them from seeing each other? Ridiculous. 1125 01:24:17,666 --> 01:24:20,958 - Plus, my son used protection. - Great, we'll give him a medal? 1126 01:24:21,125 --> 01:24:23,500 No. Maybe we treat them too much like children... 1127 01:24:23,666 --> 01:24:26,333 We still see them as babies, but they've grown up. 1128 01:24:26,875 --> 01:24:29,291 Maybe we need to loosen up a bit. 1129 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:33,250 I think they're in love. I know Arthur really loves Ouassima. 1130 01:24:33,416 --> 01:24:34,833 Well, good for him! 1131 01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:39,541 I don't want to validate a 'serious' relationship at 15. It's nonsense. 1132 01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:42,041 - Ouassima has a whole life ahead. - I know. 1133 01:24:43,125 --> 01:24:46,666 What's going through their head? Do you ask yourself that? 1134 01:24:47,125 --> 01:24:48,541 All the time. 1135 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:52,333 I think it's a hormone issue, or too many emotions, or... 1136 01:24:52,833 --> 01:24:55,875 What they need is rules. Rules will make them feel reassured. 1137 01:24:56,041 --> 01:24:58,333 My kid sweeps all my rules aside. 1138 01:25:00,041 --> 01:25:01,125 Mine wants to be a singer. 1139 01:25:01,583 --> 01:25:04,416 That just shows you it's a real circus at my house now! 1140 01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:06,958 Mine tells me he wants to be himself. 1141 01:25:07,416 --> 01:25:09,791 - I find it interesting, really. - I'd like... 1142 01:25:11,916 --> 01:25:15,208 Danny? We're in a parent-teacher meeting, we'll meet later. 1143 01:25:15,375 --> 01:25:17,250 Actually, it's not you I came to see. 1144 01:25:27,125 --> 01:25:29,000 Right, so, I wanted to say... 1145 01:25:30,541 --> 01:25:34,041 I'm up for giving life with glue a shot. 1146 01:25:36,041 --> 01:25:36,958 It's a yes. 1147 01:25:38,625 --> 01:25:41,000 I'd have to be crazy to just walk away now, 1148 01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:43,541 simply because you made me wait like an idiot. 1149 01:25:45,166 --> 01:25:46,791 Well, I... I mean... 1150 01:25:48,625 --> 01:25:51,125 I'd like to introduce... my partner. 1151 01:25:53,166 --> 01:25:54,625 And now Arthur's stepfather, 1152 01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:57,041 and our dog, Darth Vador. 1153 01:25:59,041 --> 01:25:59,916 You too? 1154 01:26:00,958 --> 01:26:04,500 - Is there anyone not into love? - No, that doesn't exist. 1155 01:26:04,833 --> 01:26:06,625 I mean... Other than dead people. 1156 01:26:49,416 --> 01:26:50,416 You okay, bro? 1157 01:26:51,416 --> 01:26:53,916 I don't know how to get her to talk to me again. 1158 01:27:23,750 --> 01:27:27,125 For me, love is having appetite for life. 1159 01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:31,666 It gives you desire for everything. It makes you hungry. 1160 01:27:32,333 --> 01:27:35,375 Since I met Morgane, I eat ten times more than before. 1161 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:37,125 And I eat everything. 1162 01:27:53,708 --> 01:27:55,166 Dany, can I ask you a favour? 1163 01:27:55,416 --> 01:27:57,916 - Yes, of course. - Give me the pool keys for a night. 1164 01:27:58,625 --> 01:28:01,500 What are you up to now? The police station wasn't enough? 1165 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:03,333 No, no way. 1166 01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:06,333 If someone drowns, it's my responsibility... 1167 01:28:06,625 --> 01:28:08,333 It's not dangerous, it's for a girl. 1168 01:28:08,500 --> 01:28:10,708 I really like her, it's my last chance to... 1169 01:28:10,875 --> 01:28:12,458 Anyway, there'll be no drowning. 1170 01:28:19,416 --> 01:28:21,625 If it's for a girl, I'm beaten. Here. 1171 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,541 But on two conditions, Arthur: 1172 01:28:25,166 --> 01:28:27,333 you say nothing to your mom, and 1173 01:28:28,333 --> 01:28:30,333 - don't be so formal with me. - Okay. 1174 01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:42,541 {\an8}I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AT MY PARTY - YAËLLE 1175 01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:50,208 Yes? 1176 01:28:56,458 --> 01:28:58,791 - Can I ask you a question? - Yes. 1177 01:28:59,875 --> 01:29:02,000 Did you lie because I have too many rules? 1178 01:29:03,416 --> 01:29:06,875 Yes. I guess it's hard to be a mom and dad, 1179 01:29:07,041 --> 01:29:09,041 - you have flaws of both. - Yeah but, 1180 01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:12,291 like today, I had a meeting but I didn't go. 1181 01:29:14,291 --> 01:29:16,333 Because I thought about what you said. 1182 01:29:16,750 --> 01:29:20,125 I'm not tough, I just want what's best for you. It's not the same. 1183 01:29:20,291 --> 01:29:23,541 But trust me a little, so I can know what's best for me. 1184 01:29:24,458 --> 01:29:26,291 Sure, but it's not easy. 1185 01:29:27,666 --> 01:29:30,583 Not long ago, you were this tall, and now you're... 1186 01:29:36,208 --> 01:29:40,333 Raising a daughter is harder than facing ten revolutions. 1187 01:30:19,416 --> 01:30:21,708 It took me ages to know what I wanted to say. 1188 01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:24,458 This was the hardest exercise I've ever had. 1189 01:30:25,375 --> 01:30:30,291 Now, I know for sure that love is getting to know you. 1190 01:30:30,791 --> 01:30:33,333 It's being with you to do everything and nothing. 1191 01:30:34,125 --> 01:30:37,041 It's also being without you, thinking about you all the time. 1192 01:30:39,125 --> 01:30:41,458 It's when someone takes up all the space. 1193 01:30:42,708 --> 01:30:45,666 When it makes you vulnerable but strong at the same time. 1194 01:30:46,958 --> 01:30:50,250 It's full of contradictions, both easy and hard to understand. 1195 01:30:52,791 --> 01:30:57,833 Since I've gotten to know you... I'm ready. 1196 01:30:59,916 --> 01:31:02,166 It's not easy, but I'm ready to go forward. 1197 01:31:05,916 --> 01:31:09,541 I want to say sorry. I'm sorry, Ouassima. 1198 01:31:10,375 --> 01:31:12,083 That's why the ukulele is there. 1199 01:31:14,208 --> 01:31:18,458 It's for you. With my 80% water and 20% electricity 1200 01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,875 I love you like crazy. 1201 01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:39,958 I'll say nothing, or I'll look like a fascist again. 1202 01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:42,125 But that kid's getting on my nerves. 1203 01:31:42,541 --> 01:31:44,250 Even though it's life, as you say! 1204 01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:47,750 Don't worry, dad, we'll clean it up. Can I keep the ukulele? 1205 01:31:52,458 --> 01:31:53,916 That's "stubborn" in Arabic. 1206 01:31:55,083 --> 01:31:57,000 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 1207 01:31:59,083 --> 01:32:00,416 Go put those noodles away. 1208 01:32:08,583 --> 01:32:09,750 Arthur! 1209 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:13,541 You're running around like Usain Bolt? You'll get a stroke! 1210 01:32:13,708 --> 01:32:15,916 I just wanted to wish you luck for your job. 1211 01:32:16,208 --> 01:32:18,916 You already had the stroke, then, I started last week. 1212 01:32:21,416 --> 01:32:23,166 Actually, I wanted to tell you... 1213 01:32:23,916 --> 01:32:25,708 I'm going out with your life-guard. 1214 01:32:27,166 --> 01:32:31,208 You okay, Arthur? Shit, I'm sorry... I know it's brutal but... 1215 01:32:31,375 --> 01:32:33,208 I didn't know how to tell you... 1216 01:32:33,375 --> 01:32:36,833 Are you serious? This is bullshit, how you drop this on me. 1217 01:32:37,583 --> 01:32:38,625 You used protection? 1218 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:42,875 Yes. But I especially want to start a new life with him. And you and José. 1219 01:32:43,041 --> 01:32:45,708 Your mom's having sex with your teacher. I have no words. 1220 01:32:45,875 --> 01:32:48,625 He's not your teacher, he's a life-guard. Arthur, wait. 1221 01:32:50,916 --> 01:32:54,875 - Do you hate me? - Mom, don't talk nonsense, grow up. 1222 01:32:55,208 --> 01:32:56,875 You're way too hormonal. 1223 01:33:01,666 --> 01:33:02,750 I'm kidding! 1224 01:33:02,916 --> 01:33:04,708 You really think I hadn't found out? 1225 01:33:05,208 --> 01:33:08,333 Swimming caps and pharmacies, you really took me for an idiot! 1226 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:14,083 Live your life, mom, have fun! We're good, with José! 1227 01:34:49,833 --> 01:34:52,458 A FILM BY ADELINE PICAULT 1228 01:35:53,750 --> 01:35:56,291 SINGLE MODEL 91133