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I knew from the moment our eyes met, it was meant to be.

I was almost dating her for months without any luck. And then one day while

was out shopping, we both reached for the same organic, non -GMO tofu bacon

the universe showed me my future.

If I'm being honest, I didn't actually care that it was organic non -GMO.

I just thought he was cute.

But don't tell him that.

She'd forgotten to bring her Etsy source tube fiber shopping bag, so I lent her

one of mine.

Perfect. She can see it later.

Am I right?

And within a few weeks, we decided to move in with each other. I mean, it was

obviously meant to be, so why not?

There's a few more boxes on the truck and we've all moved in.

I got the bed nice and ready for us.

Celebrate, if you know what I mean.

Is this... Is this an organic sateen duvet cover over

cruelty -free, responsibly harvestable... Do you love it?

Oh, I love you!

now guys that's enough you haven't even unpacked yet oh my god I didn't know

your dad was still here apparently not no don't be come on when Parker's mom

I got together we couldn't tear us off of our carbon neutral fair trade plant

based sheets so I will leave you two at it and maybe I'll treat you to a vegan

dinner later I would love that alright see you later

Now where were we?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't know.

Mm -hmm, that's new.

I feel so good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh yes.

Bye.

I'm sorry.