All language subtitles for Shameless (US) S07E06 The Defenestration of Frank

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I'm comin' over
to your fuckin' house

and killing your
entire fuckin' family.

Gallagher home
for the homeless?

Frank, you can't have
a homeless shelter here.

I beg to differ, neighbor.

Is that a new washer-dryer
gettin' delivered to frank?

Even the homeless get
better stuff than us.

There's a guy I met.

His name's Trevor.

He's a lot of fun
to hang out with.

It's been a while since
I had someone to party-hop with.

I missed this shit.

Fiona's gonna kick me out

unless I can pull my weight.

You want a good life?

Find someone to keep you.

Someone weak, stupid,
and desperate.

- I'm sorry.
- Need a ride?

- Whoa!
- What the fuck?

This is my father.

He's staying with us
for a while.

Just a little word of advice.

If you're really
a businesswoman,

you'd stack chips,
not save 'em.

Investing? Much better way
to grow those pockets.

All 75 slots for this
upcoming term have been filled.

Incoming classes
have 100 students.

Remaining slots are reserved
for students of color.

Military school
might be your best shot

to avoid being human scum,

but you can take a DNA test
to prove your ancestry.

You mean I'm an Indian?
Apache, bitch.

I'm going to military school.

Interning for a bunch
of rich college friends.

We could hack these fucks,

and they wouldn't know
what hit 'em.

I have a plan for my life,
and just so we're clear,

I am just as likely
as anyone else in this family

to make something of myself,

and it's about time
you got that,

you arrogant shit.

♪ Rock music ♪

♪ think of all
the luck you got ♪

♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪

♪ you were beaming
once before ♪

♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪

♪ what is this downside ♪

♪ that you speak of? ♪

♪ What is this feeling ♪

♪ you're so sure of? ♪

♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪

♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪

♪ you were willing
once before ♪

♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪

♪ what is this downside ♪

♪ that you speak of? ♪

♪ What is this feeling ♪

♪ you're so sure of? ♪

♪ Upbeat electronic music ♪

♪ She's caught me
riding there ♪

Yo. Holy shit.

When'd you get
an air conditioner?

Yesterday.

Hey, Debbie's not in her room.
She sleep at Neil's last night?

Yep.

- So that's a real thing now?
- Looks like it.

Look, Neil's, uh,
he's a nice guy and all, but...

He's a paraplegic
with no impulse control.

Sierra say anything about it?

Oh, not really.
I think maybe she's in denial.

Debs is just overreacting,
like always.

She thinks
it'll solve all her problems.

Dcfs is not gonna
take her baby away.

She's just trying
to get her shit together.

- Like you told her to.
- I told her to get a job.

Not to beg on a corner
with franny.

All right.

Oh, sweet Jesus,
this cold air feels so good.

Yeah, maybe I'll get myself
one of those.

Coming into some money.

No kidding.

Internship.

They're paying you now?

Yep.
They just don't know it.

Line up!

♪ Jump the hoop,
make your dime ♪

♪ one regret,
a wasted youth ♪

♪ round up,
round from the cup ♪

No. More dirt
under the fingernails, new lip.

The dollars are in the details.

Fred! Fred.
One shoe.

Other one barefooted.

It's more pathetic.

Oh, my god.

Florence.

You take my breath away.

Look at you.

Extra points for creativity.

You're in no-man's-land, kid.

Ladies.

You're not cute enough
to trade on your looks

but too clean to get a handout.

New Monica?

Pulling a tooth is less painful
than blinding yourself.

And you can always buy
a new one later

if this line of work
doesn't pan out.

Someone bought the check cashing
place on wentworth.

140 grand.

Great. Another artisanal
pickle shop on the way.

Just what we need.

- Morning, chief.
- Hey.

Would my apache brother
like toast?

Or do you only eat maize?

Laugh all you want,
but it got me

a scholarship
into military school.

Does this mean we get a discount
at the Indian casino?

Hey, can you hand me the cereal,
marches without foreskin?

When do you go?

Couple of days.

Mm.
I'm losing my best dishwasher.

- Uh-uh. Second best.
- Not even close.

Well, there's no chance
you're leaving

without a Gallagher
good-bye party.

What?

I can't remember ever
seeing you eat fruit.

Yeah, or anything healthy.

I got to start getting in shape.
Eat healthy.

They make you run
in military school.

A lot more than just running.

You read this
orientation packet?

Got obstacle courses.

Combat training.
Classes all day.

Then Bible study.

What the fuck's an honor code?

Still can't believe
you decided to go.

Yeah.
We expected prison.

Lethal injection.
Not this.

It says I have to memorize it
by the time I get there.

I'm washing dishes,
and Carl's got a scholarship.

The world's upside-down.

"I pledge to never deliberately
deceive another person."

"I pledge to never take
any possessions

belonging to another person"...
Jesus.

- See you, bud.
- Where you going?

Sierra sent me a tongue emoji.

Hey, can you go by the store?
Get a cake and a banner?

Make it nice
for Carl's send-off party?

What, you can't do it?

No. Work.
I'm slammed.

Oh, and Liam.

Can you take Liam to day care?

Liam, come on.

What about Ian?

Nah, he's still sleeping.
He worked late too.

- Come on!
- All right.

- Come on, buddy.
- Have fun.

They tell you
begging has no dignity.

It's beneath you.

Well, no bastard ever came home

from earning $8.25 an hour
feeling proud.

Minimum wage?

Just a fancy term for
industrialized slavery.

We're in a war.

A war with the privileged.

Those aren't streets
you're sitting on.

They're battlefields!

And it is our duty

to fight the comfortable
and the overfed.

So go forth,
you sons of bitches.

Go forth,
and take their money!

Hey.
Debs.

Hi, lip. Are you gonna
have sex with my sister?

We're about to leave.

Franny's physical exam,
to see if I'm an abusive mother.

You're not.
It's just routine.

My sister really likes you.

I'm glad
you're her new boyfriend.

I'm not her boyfriend.

A lot of guys
used to come around,

but you're the only one now.

What if they take franny?

Listen to me, okay?

No one's taking franny.

She is healthy.

She has all her shots.

You're not an addict.

You've never been arrested,
right?

You gonna come home?

Why should I?

Nobody threatens
to kick me out here.

And I can tell dcfs that we have
a home and source of income.

- We?
- Neil's great with kids.

And his penis doesn't work,
so sex won't get in the way.

Thought I heard you.

Hey.

Just give me a minute
to get Neil dressed.

Already done.

No, thanks.

Let's go, honey.

I'm making dinner.
6:00.

Already texted Carl and Ian.

Okay.

I'm not inviting Fiona.

No cunts allowed.

Okay.

Don't forget anal.

- We're not doing anal.
- Oh. Good to know.

Hey, you coming
to this dinner tonight?

It's in my apartment.
Kind of have to.

What's it for?

Fuck if I know,
but Debbie insisted we be there.

So, she got into a fight
with a homeless lady

with a baby strapped
to her chest?

Yeah, the more
you get to know Debbie,

the more you'll see
it's really not that unusual.

You think her and my brother
is a good idea?

- Nope. You?
- Fuck no.

How about you get
my mind off it?

♪ Upbeat Russian music ♪

What's with the bottles?

- Oh, more vodka for the bar.
- He can't do that there?

Ah, babe,
you've never had in-laws.

This is what they do.

They stop by unannounced
and annoy the shit out of you.

Is that some kind of dig
at my mom?

No!

I'm taking the kids to the park.

- Lana, you coming to the bar?
- After I go to the bank.

Grand...pa.

You said your first word.

Your dad said his first word.

He said his first word!
You guys hear that?

Oh, man, I wish
I'd been recording it.

Grandpa!

Grandpa!

Oh, fucking hell.

Oh.

I didn't know
if you'd be good at that.

That was unbelievable.

Sheets drenched?

Yeah.

That's how I come sometimes.

What?

You never heard
of female ejaculation?

Oh, no, I have.

I just thought it was a myth,

like unicorns
or moderate Republicans.

You're really hard.

That was really hot.

Hey, does that happen
a lot with guys?

Sometimes.

When you're alone?

No.

Hey, why didn't you come
like that before?

I hadn't let you go down on me.

You have a lot of questions.

I just...I feel like
Watson and crick must have

when they discovered DNA.

It's just an orgasm.

We should've been doing this
from the beginning.

Can't.

Not until I'm really comfortable
with a guy.

Sorry, kids.
Daddy forgot your sippy cups.

Bad daddy.
Bad daddy.

Ah, who left the TV on?

Bad mommy.
Bad mommy.

♪ Rock music ♪

Thanks for coming with me.

I didn't want to have to do
franny's exam alone.

I love you.

After this is over,
you want to go grab lunch?

Yeah?
Neil?

Excuse me.

Are you lactating?

Neil.
One. Two.

Eyes on you.

He can't help it.
He has brain damage.

Cute baby.

No, it's not.

V! V.
We got to talk.

I thought
you were going to the park.

I think I saw something.

I'm not sure,
but I'm pretty sure.

At least, I think so,
but I'm not sure how sure.

Svetlana and her dad.

What about 'em?

You know.

Mm-hmm.

Are you saying
what I think you're saying?

You think I'm saying sex,
right?

- That's crazy.
- No, I know!

I know, but I went upstairs,

and there's yvon, pumping away.

It was...It was so horrible.

- You saw Svetlana?
- Yes.

But I didn't see her face.

I saw a thigh,
and it looked familiar.

And you didn't stop him?

I'm sorry, i-i...

There...there was
Russian TV and moans.

I panicked, okay?

Oh, this is...This is really,
really fucked up.

If...if I saw what I saw.

I'm-i'm-I'm not sure.

I promised myself
I wouldn't cry.

Lana said she was
going to the bank.

Oh, who else
would it have been, v?

You think yvon came here to ball
some random chick in our bed?

Listen to yourself.

Do you realize
how silly you sound?

Why would she do it?

- He was on top?
- Uh-huh.

- Pinning her down?
- Maybe.

He was forcing her.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god,
that is terrible.

But it's not as terrible
as what I thought.

I never knew
the word "rape"

could fill me
with so much relief.

Yep, yep, yep.

- Hey.
- Hey.

You look hungover.

Oh, no, just tired.

Late shift.

Check it out.

That dj we heard
the other night?

- I tracked down her tunes.
- Sweet. Thanks.

There's a rager tonight.
No cover if you bring a twink.

They're taking over one of
the old slaughterhouses.

Calling the party
"meat market."

Cool, I'll see if I can go.

So, if I come by your place
unannounced to give you music,

it freaks you out?

Listen, you want to tell
yourself you don't want me,

that's fine...
I'll play along.

But I have plenty of friends,

so if you're gonna make
things weird, I'm out.

All I said is, "I'll see."

Keep the music.

Trev.

Right there.
Wow.

Is this microfiber?

Yeah, it's the least
we can do for those in need.

Which church
did you say you're from again?

Oh, um, god's love,
on north lasalle.

Uh-huh.

You know, I...
I got to admit,

when you're living
on the street,

cold and hungry,

you start to question
if there really is a god.

But standing here today

and receiving
this generous bounty...

Sorry.

You gave us this sofa,

but your greatest gift?

You gave us our faith back.

God bless you.

Thank you, brother.

Thank you.
Thank you.

And let me know
if you can rustle up

that 60-inch TV, will ya?

You know, for when we gather
to watch Joel osteen.

God bless.

Okay, let's get
this thing outside.

♪ Upbeat ukulele music ♪

Add that to the table
and chairs and the bed.

And that's microfiber,
so don't fuck me on the price.

That's 440.

He gave us 40 bucks!

Let's get something special
for supper.

Hey. Uh, picking up an order
for game change.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Yo.
Everything all set?

Uh...almost.

Hey, are you sure about this?

I mean, wire fraud is a little
out of my comfort zone.

Yeah, look,
we don't get greedy.

We just skim a little bit
every hour.

They won't catch on.

- Use a vpn just in case.
- Well, no shit.

I don't want anyone
tracing this back to me.

You ever have a girl
come on your face?

Like orgasm
while I was going down on her?

No, like ejaculate on you.

You sure it was a girl?

Yeah.

Wait.

Are we talking about
a squirter?

- Are you fucking with me?
- Uh-uh.

What was it like?

Fucking amazing.

That's the white whale.

Every guy dreams of it,

but only a few
ever get the chance.

You lucky bastard.

I'm just glad she finally
let me go down on her.

Finally?

Yeah, she doesn't let
a guy do it

until she feels really
comfortable with him.

Ah, so you guys
are serious now.

No, it's not like that.

Sure, man.

Sierra's brother did call me
her boyfriend this morning.

She's trying to lock you down.

Shit.

All right, I think I'm done.

- Just need to hit return.
- Great. Do it.

Fuck.

♪ Upbeat rock music ♪

- Game change.
- All right.

I'm gonna go get
this coffee order.

See if they notice
we're ripping them off.

Wow. Hey, has it been
this busy all morning?

Barely had time to pee
since I got here.

Where have you been?

Oh, I got caught up looking
at properties online.

Shit has gotten so expensive
in this neighborhood.

Did you do
the walk-in inventory?

Yeah, and called in
the sysco order.

Didi cashed out the night girls.

And my brother's here
with your sister.

Hey, Debbie.
Neil.

- Hi.
- Hi.

It's a beautiful day.

Debbie's pissed at you.

Not that you care,

but franny passed
her dcfs doctor exam.

Still have to do
the home visit and counseling

before they tell me
if I can keep her.

Of course I care.

Thought all you cared about
was getting your money.

Just because I want you
to contribute your fair share

doesn't mean
I don't give a shit.

You could've fooled me.

We're having a good-bye party
for Carl tomorrow.

- Can you come?
- For Carl? Sure.

Neil wants the Patty melt.

Oh, sorry.
We took that off the menu.

What's the closest thing?

Um, cheeseburger...
Caramelized onions,

brioche bun...Aioli?

Neil.
One. Two.

I was gonna say something nice.

You have a good ass.
It makes up for your small tits.

Thanks!

- Neil. One. Two.
- Sorry.

♪ Upbeat rock music ♪

Got your latte.

Can I help you?

Yeah, I'm lip...
Uh, senior intern.

I'm really psyched to figure out
how things work here, you know?

Especially what you do.

You're interested
in cybersecurity?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Totally.

You guys are like, the, uh,
unsung heroes, you know?

Not that the coders
give a shit.

So, are there any,
like, uh...

Breaches or anything
like that today or?

Just the usual.

Hackers from China.
Russia.

I fought 'em off.

All right.

Anything else?

No.

You're the man.

Svetlana just got here.

Is there a hallmark card

for "I'm sorry
your dad's been raping you"?

- What are you gonna say to her?
- Me?

What the hell am I gonna say?

"Kev thought he saw you
fucking your dad, maybe?"

You're right.

All right, I'm not
running away from this.

It's time to man up.

So how was your morning?

Long line at bank.

Right.
Bank.

- How are things with your dad?
- I'm busy.

You...you...you guys...
You guys fight a lot.

And does...Does it...Does it...
Does it ever get out of hand?

Where you can't fight him off?

Why you babble
like someone who has stroke?

Make sense, please.

Okay.

Your dad pimped you out.

Did he ever sample the goods?

Try on the merchandise?

Take you out for a test drive?

♪ Rock music playing ♪

I got nothing.
Don't be mad.

I couldn't find anything
about hell week online.

They kept it secret.

This one dude on Facebook posted

that it was the worst week
of his life.

They just run you
till you puke.

What about hazing?

At the citadel,

they put a helmet
in a pillowcase

and hit you over and over.

Or they brand you

with a red-hot hanger
like a cow.

- That shit's permanent.
- Smells bad, but it heals fast.

Toughen you up.
Make a man out of you.

Hi.
Bye, dad.

You look good.

♪ You're not here anymore ♪

♪ upbeat electronic music ♪

Hey, Trevor.

Music kicks ass.

Where's the party tonight?

Why the hell are you going
to my dad's military school?

I guess I want to be like him.

You want to be an overweight cop
sitting in a car for ten hours

getting shit thrown at him?

And I don't mean shit
like "stuff."

I mean shit like...
Human shit.

Are you leaving 'cause of me?

No.

'Cause I feel bad about
how everything went down.

You mean fucking another dude?

You didn't deserve that.

I'll miss you.

Yo. They don't suspect
a fucking thing.

Hell yeah, man.

Cybersecurity guy
didn't see our beta.

- How much we clear?
- 300.

All right, we can do
ten times that tomorrow.

- Want to get drinks?
- Yeah, absolutely.

Hey!
Then we go online.

Pick out what color teslas
we want to get.

- Yo.
- Oh, hey.

Got the day off from the kids?

Yeah, for a couple hours.

I need to clear my head
for a while.

I got a lot of freaky
rape and incest stuff

swirling around up there.

What can I get you?

Your best booze.

What, did you Rob
a mini-mart or something?

Turns out
two wrongs do make a right.

Well, our best stuff
is still pretty shitty.

Regulars go for quantity,
not quality.

They're drinking on me today.

- Joaquin.
- Why?

'Cause they've been screwed over

by a system
that rewards criminals

with white collars
and shit values.

Fuck mortgage-backed security.

Fuck bailouts.
Fuck too big to fail.

It's time we get
a piece of the action.

Hi.

Are you missing
one of your babies?

Oh, there's singletary.

She's been so unhappy ever since
I told her we have to move.

Well, what the hell?

You did that one already.

Oh.

When are you leaving?

The north side
real estate pricks

gave me a week
to think about it.

Think about what?

If I'm gonna let 'em
buy me out.

You haven't signed yet?

No.
They gave me a term sheet.

100,000?

- Yeah.
- Is that for the building?

No, it's for the laundromat
and my apartment upstairs.

They still want
to buy the lease.

I've got eight years
left on it.

Haven't you lived up there,
like, a hundred years?

I'm not that old.

Almost 50 years.

I wanna stay,
but I don't have a choice.

Hey.
Dryer ate my quarters.

I put two bucks in.
Thing won't start.

Prove it.

Prove it?

Machine doesn't give you
a damn receipt.

Oh, go tell it to someone
who gives a shit.

- What if you could stay?
- Well, they won't let me.

I would.

I can go to the bank right now.

Ask for a loan for 100 grand.

I bet they'll do it.

- You want my laundromat?
- Mm-hmm.

You wouldn't have to leave
your apartment.

You could come sit on your stool
anytime you want.

We can even keep Wendell's name
on the sign.

You get what you want.
I get what I want.

And for no extra charge,

you get to tell
these north siders

to go fuck themselves.

Okay.

- Lip.
- Hey.

- You came.
- Yeah, of course.

How'd franny's exam go?

Great. Healthy.
No bruises.

Oh, good.

Have you been drinking?

Just a couple.
It's under control.

Hey, um, we're doing
this send-off thing

- for Carl tomorrow.
- Yeah, I heard.

Yeah, you think you could
maybe pick up the decorations

and the cake
and stuff like that?

- I'm just really busy at work.
- Yeah, for sure.

Sweet. Thank you, debs.
Here you go.

No. Neil and I got it covered.
Come and give me a hand?

Sure, yeah.
How's it going, bud?

- Hey.
- Hey. Hi.

Neil.
I'm gonna grab a beer.

What's that?

- Is that Neil?
- Yeah.

Before the accident.

Oh.

Think dom wants to get
back together with me.

Didn't she screw around on you?

Yeah. She feels bad
about it, though.

And I mean, I did get
circumcised for her.

Least I can do is give her
another chance.

Long distance?

You gonna bag
on military school?

You guys need me.

I do a lot around the house.

Yeah, like what?

Bought it.

Dinner.

Eh...

Sit next to me.

Yeah.

Looks great, debs.

I'll get your soda, Lucas.

Can you cut his potatoes?

Uh...yeah.

Let me help you with that.

Sierra thinks you're
only with me for my money.

What, you said that?

You don't think
it's a good idea either.

Look, debs,
you don't need to do this

to get the dcfs off your back...

Shut up, lip.

What kind of choices
do you think I have?

You may see someone
who's brain damaged,

but I see someone
who doesn't lie.

Like all the other guys
I've ever been with.

He'll take care of me
and will make sure

my baby won't ever
get taken away from me.

What kind of choices
do you think Neil has?

Are you always gonna be there
to look out for him?

'Cause I will.

I'll cook for him,
and I'll do his laundry,

and I'll let him
watch me masturbate.

You think he's gonna find
a better deal somewhere else?

We're engaged.

That's why I wanted
all of you here.

Couple of tens.

A few fives.
Heh-heh.

I'm proud of you, son.

♪ Upbeat rock music ♪

What are you,
holding out on me?

Nickels and dimes.
You call that begging?

Some quarters too.

I could put
a fuck doll in overalls

on that corner,
and it'd make more.

You're better than this.

Where does the money go?

What did you say?

All the money you take!

Where does it go?

Utilities.
Upkeep.

Making sure
you have a home.

You think you get
a free ride here? Huh?

This shelter is not a charity.

This shelter's for closers.

That corner is for closers.

And you bring me
a pocketful of change?

You gotta get people to start
giving you this kind of paper.

That's green!

You do that,
you get to keep your corner.

Don't?
You get to clean toilets.

You piss me off,

and you win a cardboard box
under the overpass.

Shit!

This almost puts a damper
on my surprise.

Well, i'm-I'm not sure
any of you deserve it now.

Surprise?
What surprise?

No soup today.

Huh?

- Yeah, white castle!
- Yeah!

Who says daddy frank
doesn't take care of you?

Oh, thank you.

There's vodka too.

We're all in this together,
right?

Family, yes?

Family.
That's right.

There you go.
Eat up, man.

Eat up.

Rib eye.

Bye, Liam.

Thanks so much.

Thanks.
Night.

Looks like we're
gonna be related.

Want to stay
and fuck your sister-in-law?

Uh...hey, um...

Look, we, uh...We're still
keeping it casual, right?

I just mean that, you know,

you've gotten
really comfortable.

You had me cut
Lucas's food tonight.

Why are you fighting this?

Let's get married.
You can be Lucas's dad.

Uh...no.

Should see your face.

Yeah, I'm comfortable.

Doesn't mean I'm falling
hopelessly in love.

I mean, Jesus.

You think no girl
can resist you?

That I get goose bumps
every time you whip out

your magic cock?

You should go.

Yo.

- Hey, uh, Liam's in bed.
- Yeah, Liam's in bed.

Yeah.

Jesus, just come on in.
Close the door.

Don't let the ac out.

All right.
Pop quiz.

What's the most Debbie thing
Debbie could possibly do?

- Pregnant?
- Nope.

Uh, joined the army
using lip's name?

Very funny.

Try again.

Uh...engaged?

Ding ding ding.

Well, I may have been stupid,

but at least I was in love.

And of age.

Too bad I missed the shit show.

- No, I got work in the morning.
- Well, I need it...

...after Sierra
ripped me a new one.

I don't want to know.

I do.
Why was she so pissed at you?

I freaked out after
she ejaculated on me.

No, she's really cool.
I might've blown it.

Hold on.
She ejaculated on you?

- Yeah.
- You mean she pissed on you.

No. I checked the sheets.
They weren't yellow.

Did it taste like piss?

How the fuck would I know
what piss tastes like?

Oh, shit.

You've tasted piss,
haven't you?

- No!
- Yes, you have.

- You lie!
- What was it like?

It was like...

...getting waterboarded.

But in a fantastic way.

- That shit's real?
- Mm-hmm.

So a chick is blowing her load
on you like she's a dude.

Meanwhile, I'm making out
with a guy with a vagina.

Yeah, he's trans.

Oh.

Taking testosterone apparently
gives you a giant clit.

I'm confused.

So, does he have a vagina or no?

No, he does.
He doesn't call it that, though.

He calls the whole situation
his junk.

How do you have sex
with the junk?

I don't know.

I'm trying to
wrap my head around it.

No, I'm really into him.

Just not so into her?

He's a fucking him, all right?
Not a her.

Jesus.

Sure you don't want a hit?

Yeah.
No, yeah. Sorry.

Would you ever pick someone up
while doing a load of laundry?

The laundromat across the street
from patsy's is getting sold.

- The one with the cats?
- Mm-hmm.

I'm just waiting for the bank
to approve the loan.

Place is getting a makeover.

It's gonna be a real scene.

Who the fuck wants to hang out
at a laundromat?

I dunno...Everyone's
washing their underwear.

What could be sexier than that?

Dj.
Byob.

They're gonna stay open late.

Gay night every Thursday.

Plenty of hot girls.

Actually,
it does sound pretty cool.

Yeah, I think so too.

♪ Upbeat electronic music ♪

Time for me to go.

Yeah.
Me too.

I run to costco.

Mama.

- Mama.
- Chh, chh.

Grandpa.

Yeah, we get it.

Come on, yevgeny.

We're gonna take the kids
for a walk.

Probably gonna be gone
for an hour.

Hour and a half.

Bye.

Who is it?

Debbie.

Anyone else around?

Nope.

Come on in.

That's a lot of money.

Consolidating my wealth.

- Gonna put it somewhere safe.
- A bank?

Fuck no.

Don't trust banks.

I'm gonna Bury it
where no one but me can find it.

- I'm getting married.
- If this is about a dowry...

I'm under 18,
so I can't get married

without a parent's consent.

I just need you to go downtown.

- To whom...
- Hmm?

...are you getting married?

His name's Neil.

What tax bracket?

He got an accident settlement.

Collects disability.

Seven-figure settlement?

High sixes?

Disability for what?

He's paralyzed.

On painkillers?

- How old?
- He's 23.

No.

No what?

No, you don't have my blessing.

I don't want your blessing.
Just your consent.

I'm sorry.

I can't support this union.

Well, why not?

He's really nice,

and it was your stupid idea

to go begging on the street
with my baby

that got me into this mess
with dcfs.

He could live another 50 years.

You wanna stretch
low six figures that long?

With inflation?

Marriage is
a serious commitment.

I will not let you go into it
for the wrong reasons.

Go to evergreen assisted living.

Plenty of men 80 or older.

They'd write you
into their will for a hand job.

I'll give you 100 bucks.

Don't insult me.

200.

I'm giving you the benefit
of my years of experience.

I single-handedly solved
the homeless problem

in this country.

You should've seen
where these people were

when I found them.

They've come so far,

because I helped them
reach their full potential.

They just don't know
that you're ripping them off!

Different family.
Same fuckin' frank.

300.

Save your money, freckles.

Maybe one day you can buy
your Beau a new spinal cord.

♪ Upbeat rock music ♪

- Yo.
- What's going on over there?

I'm cleaning up dog shit.
How much we clear?

Look, uh, the system's down.
You think they're on to us?

No, no, no.

The website
just went back online.

It probably just crashed.

Okay, well,
let me know when it's back up.

All right. I'm on it.
Come on.

That's it.

Russian news.

He's forcing her again.

Speaking Russian

You got a minute?

Hey, what's up?

I want to get married
so I can keep franny.

But they won't let me do it
without consent,

and fuckin' frank won't do it,

but it can be
a parent or a guardian.

I know you hate me right now,
but I...

I'll do it.

You will?

Here.

It's not what I want for you,
but if this is what you want...

It is.

I care about him a lot,

and whatever I have to do...

You don't have to do a thing.

It's like I told you.

It's your life.
It's your choices.

Oh, thank you, Fiona.

Fiona.
For you.

Some dude from the bank.

I gotta take this.

Hi, this is Fiona.

Well, I appreciate that,
but 80,000 isn't enough.

I need the 100,000.

Well, is there anything
that I can do?

I promise that I...

Okay.

Thanks.

- What's going on?
- DEA.

They got us for that thing with
the hepatitis drugs from India.

Well, how long till we're
up and running again?

We're shut down.

What, for good?

Yeah, unless
the justice department

lets gene put a server
in his cell at leavenworth.

Fuck me.

Dude. Hey, dude.
It's just an internship.

You'll get another one.

Big pharma can kiss my ass!

You! You!
Take care of rocky.

Take care of rocky!

Fuck am I supposed to do
with her dog?

Doesn't look like
much of a brawler,

but you could take him
to the dog fights.

Worst thing that happens,
you Bury the pieces.

♪ Upbeat rock music ♪

Shouldn't you be packing?

- I'm not going.
- Why the hell not?

I'm getting back together
with dom.

Gonna go get her some flowers.

Get in.

Not if you're gonna beat
the crap out of me.

Get in the damn car.

There.

Give some space, please.

Back up.
What's your name?

Mariana, I...I thought a hearse
was only supposed to go...

- ...5 miles an hour!
- Look, she came out of nowhere.

Police will be here in a minute.

I got a body in the back.
I'm late for a funeral.

- Ow!
- Back up, sir. Back up.

Conscious and lucid.

Open compound fracture
on her right femur.

Contusions over her upper body.

Distended abdomen.
Possible pneumothorax.

No obvious spinal displacement.

Why don't you just go ahead
and put me in the hearse?

Hey.
You're not dying.

All right.
Let's immobilize her.

Yes...

Yes, yes, yes, baby.

Hey, etta.
You okay?

Oh, McMahon's been up
moaning half the night.

He gets so sad when he's sick.

He needs his mama.

Yes.

So I heard from the bank.

They'll give me a loan
for 80 grand.

For what?

For the laundromat.
The lease.

You'd give me 80,000
for this place?

I never thought
it was worth that much.

Do you remember
our conversation yesterday?

Of course I do.

You said that
you'd sell it to me.

I know what I said.

And I'm gonna let you
live upstairs, remember?

So I got a term sheet here.

I just have to write
the number in.

Give it here.

And where do I sign?

Right there.

It's all yours.

Starting two large bore ivs.

I promised my son I'd be home
in time to tuck him in.

- If I die...
- You're not dying.

Listen, you're gonna have to
tell him something for me, okay?

You promise?

Promise me!

I promise.

Boa noite, meu anjinho.

Try to relax.

Please,
he's gonna know what it means.

Boa noite, meu anjinho.

Papai do...Papai do céu...
Vai cuidar...

Pressure's dropping!
BP 60 over 40.

Stay with me, Mariana.

- How far are we?
- Two minutes.

She's probably bleeding out.
Go!

Come on.

Talk to me.

Carl.
Meet shit head.

Shit head, meet Carl.

Dad.

I'll let you kids
get to know each other.

Wait.

Carl, the dude who
trimmed his dick?

Damn, I wouldn't let anyone
within ten feet of my junk

with a knife.

- You're not circumcised?
- Hell, no.

I don't mind it anymore.

You know she's got gonorrhea,
right?

Thought you were off today.

Hey, yeah, no.
Now I need the extra hours.

Hey, uh, you know any place
I could keep rocky?

Hmm.
I could put him up front.

How long you need me
to watch him?

Oh, just till my ex-boss
gets out of prison.

Hey, you, um...

...you think
we could just pretend

like the last 24 hours
never happened?

Why would I do that?

You've been kind of a dick.

Yeah, I, uh...
I have this habit

of falling into relationships,
you know, and i'm-I'm just...

I'm trying really hard
not to repeat old patterns.

I don't have time
for drama in my life.

I won't make any.

You can keep it fun and casual?

Absolutely.
Yeah.

You know, I, um...

I could casually go down
on you later?

You know, and I promise
that I won't flip out,

no matter how many times
we have to change the sheets.

You know, me and my,
um...Magic cock,

we're, uh, ready to go.

I'm off at 9:00.

Okay.

Bring your tongue.

♪ Ooh ooh ♪

Watch this play again

in the web replay.

Good day, former Gallagher.

And Liam.

Highlights.

You don't get
the sports package?

You should come to my house.

Ten games on at once.

Get out, frank.

You put three words together!

I told the doctors
that fetal alcohol syndrome

wouldn't wreck your brain.

What do you want?

The shovel
that belongs to me.

I got some planting to do.

What's this?

Military school.

Well, that's a great idea.

And you can join the army.

Travel halfway around the world

and build roads and hospitals
for people who want us dead.

I don't know
if I should go, though.

Want to grow up to be a man.

Definitely can't
learn that from you.

Well, the first rule of manhood

is to provide for your family,
and believe me,

my family's
well provided for.

They appreciate their father.

I got a 50-inch TV
and a massage chair

that's got your name on it.

It's right down the street.

Yeah.

♪ When the picture
pops into your head ♪

♪ you got to shoot it
like a soldier ♪

Why you have phone
if you do not answer?

Where have you been?

Wanted to think out
how to say this.

Say what?

We know about yvon.

- How did you find out?
- Does it matter?

He threatened
to cut my fingers off

if I told you we were married.

He even showed me
the cleaver he would use.

Hold up.
Did you say "married"?

Yes.
Yvon is husband.

Not father.
You knew this.

- So you didn't fuck your dad?
- Not since I left Russia.

You're married
to someone else?

♪ When them voices coming
in through the walls ♪

♪ they're all telling you
to get up ♪

♪ you're a flash
straight to the top ♪

♪ it's time to give ♪

Hey!
Ask me how my day was.

- I'm really not in the mood.
- It was fucking awesome.

Ask me why.

I bought the laundromat
across the street.

Look, uh,
I'm gonna finish cleaning up.

How about you go help
set up for Carl's party?

I'm serious.

Okay.

What'd that set you back about?

80 grand.

But I'm getting a loan.

What collateral?

The house.

Yeah, you don't...
You don't own the house.

It's in my name.

Yeah, but it belongs
to all of us.

It's in my name.

Fiona, you're gonna risk
the house?

No, 'cause I'm gonna make
every payment.

What the fuck do you know
about running a laundromat?

What the fuck did I know
about running a diner?

This dump had no place to go
but up.

The laundromat's
a great business.

No employees.
No spoilage.

It's a great investment too.

It's only gonna increase
in value

once I fix the place up.

I'm gonna turn it into a scene,
like I told you.

You were into it.
I got a plan.

I don't give a shit
about your plan.

Why not?

How about "way to go, sis"
or "I believe in you"?

Is that so fucking hard?

You're making a huge mistake.

How huge?

Huh?

Like blowing a Grant

and getting
kicked out of college?

That huge?

There's the chair.
Heh-heh-heh.

Don't you let anybody tell you
that daddy didn't provide.

Hmm?

Hey.
Line up to see how you did.

Is there somebody in my room?

Ah, you found
our emergency fund.

It's great, isn't it?

So we're covered
if they ever come

and try to take
the house away again.

Or if, uh,
new lip gets into college.

Right, son?

What are you doing?
Wait a second.

Okay.
Hold on.

Come on!

We're family.

Will you tell them, new Monica?

My name's delores.

I was keeping it safe
for us!

So the fucking IRS
wouldn't get...

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Come on.
No!

All right, this is for Carl,

so let's just pretend
like we're having a good time.

- Where is everything?
- Don't look at me.

I asked debs to take care of it.

I need help
getting Neil inside.

Where the hell's the banner?
The...The cake?

- Ian said you'd do it.
- Where the fuck is he?

He was supposed to get back
from work two hours ago.

You couldn't have
just handled that?

I didn't ask to play mom,
all right?

Neither did she.

Is anyone gonna help me
with Neil?

Bad news.

We don't have a party for you.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna go.

What?

Wait, what...What do you mean?
'Cause of dom?

No.
What if they haze me?

You're way tougher
than they are.

Yeah. Seems hard.
All of it.

You did juvie, no problem.

I mean, you let someone
hack your dick.

What could be harder
than that, right?

Gallaghers
are a lot of things,

but no one says we
back down from a challenge.

Yeah.

♪ Funky electronic music ♪

Yes?

I couldn't save someone.

She died right in front of me.

She wanted me to tell something
to her kid.

I...i don't even know
what language it was.

You're the only person
I wanted to tell.

My roommates aren't here.

♪ These are hands ♪

I don't, uh...
Know how to do this.

I'll show you.

You don't need that.

You can't get an std
off a silicone cock.

No, it's for me.

I'm a top.

I am too.

I'm not getting fucked
in the ass.

I'm not either.

♪ This boy, Bobby, with me ♪

♪ into town ♪

♪ you took his friend ♪

♪ Mr. Charlie brown ♪

♪ his mama took him ♪

♪ to see the flowers ♪

♪ yeah yeah yeah ♪

Hey, sergeant winslow.

Wanted to make sure
you got on that bus.

Even if I had to
handcuff you to it.

No, no, no, you don't.

Are you ready?

No.

I'm going, though.

I think I need to.

I need some direction.

I'm not good at school.

Not good at sports.

Definitely don't want
to be back on the corner.

One thing I do know
is I can take a punch

and hit harder back.

Hopefully, I can put that
to some use.

Call.
Email.

Don't make me come down there

and embarrass
the hell out of you.

I'm proud of you.

♪ Rousing rock music ♪

I'm gonna come back a man.

How long you think he'll last?

A week.

Four hours.

I need to make sure
some punk doesn't have

his hands down my
daughter's drawers.

I'm gonna go start
Neil's dinner.

- Sound good?
- I'm hungry.

Heading home?

Patsy's.

Well, it's not too late.

You can still back out
of that loan.

♪ Uncertain drone music ♪

♪ Upbeat rock music ♪

Hey!
Fresh meat!

We're gonna fuck you up.

Anyone else wanna haze me?

Huh?

Didn't think so.

♪ I think the gods
are trying to trick me ♪

♪ with visions
of mother and son ♪

♪ a giant stag across my path ♪

♪ I'll never see
her face again ♪

♪ want to get out ♪

♪ some god-fearing man ♪

♪ far away
through rivers of blood ♪

♪ empires crack,
the roof falls in ♪

♪ a warrior father
and a warrior son ♪