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When I moved here from
the rain forest,

I stupidly thought I'd never
have to see the rain again.

When's it gonna stop?

Who do I look like,
a weatherman?

He actually did
look like a weatherman.

A guy named Storm Trenton
on WZHN.

...as the old weak neck seawall
finally said "see y'all."

So it looks like we have our
very own tiny little New
Orleans down there,

and I think that calls for one
of Storm Trenton's famous sun
dances.

Come on,
do it at home!

Ah, Steve. So, I noticed that
this new restaurant opened up

down by where the old
seawall gave way,

and the lines are
around the block.

I think it was
called "Fe-ma".

No, I think it's "FEMA".

No, I think
it is "Fe-ma".

French-Polynesian fusion.

Well, it gave me an idea.

What are people most in the
mood for after a flood?

A new hospital?

A nightclub.

A nightclub?

You have to assume that their
wine cellars were destroyed.

Where else are
they gonna drink?

And their sound systems have
probably lost their woofers.

And we've always
dreamed of owning...

A nightclub.

So I got in touch
with a building firm

who've done some very arresting
developments for us out in the
Middle East,

and I had them
design something.

I told them it had to be
both western and modern,

and this is what
they came up with.

It's a
four-sided triangle.

Pulsating,
multi-level,

9,000 square foot super
club rising from the swamp!

Multi-leveled?

Yes, I want to have
a gay balcony upstairs.

What about a
bisexual mezzanine?

Well, now that you mention it,
you certainly have me curious.

We could call it "Swamped",
because that's what we'll hope
to be.

That has two meanings.

Oh, yes, because
we're on a morass.

Talk about a name
with two meanings.

"More ass," because that's
what we'll get if we own this!

So shall we
talk numbers?

Well, I don't think
that's appropriate

with the little one
sitting right here.

That's okay. I think I'd rather
go watch that weatherman dance.

I'm definitely in.

But unlike this property
that we're building on,

I'm not very
liquid right now.

Got to trim
some of the fat.

Lunt!

Steve, I'm only nine
years from retirement,
and I raised you.

Oh, you watery old goat. I
meant set up a meeting with
Marty the accountant.

Well, that's a relief.

I was starting to get
that heart attack taste.

Where are
those cappuccinos?

I still can't find
the cappuccino maker.

I'll get coffee.

I have got to
get rid of him.

Well, you'd better
do it quickly.

You're gonna need all
the money you can get.

Well, look who's
an eavesdropper.

Said the woman who clearly
just climbed out of the sewer.

The area is
completely devastated.

The people have
nowhere to go.

Oh, my God. I was just there.
Are you talking about the swamp?

No, well, we're calling
it "Morass" now.

Out of curiosity, how'd you
hear about our nightclub?

TV, internet,
or other?

Nightclub?

I assumed you were talking about
helping the victims of the
flood.

This sounds like
a very bad idea, guys.

Well, I'm sure Fe-ma
had its naysayers too.

I'm gonna go make some
calls and clean up.

Wait, why are you
covered in mud?

If you want to help those
people, you ought to
come out and help us dig.

We're gonna start digging
tomorrow around 6:00.

I'm sure you're
a natural digger.

Honestly, I would love to, but
I just don't like getting my...

Hands dirty?

You want to let someone else
do the dirty work in your life

like you always
have. Come on.

That is
a great idea.

Migo, take the day off tomorrow
and help Emmy dig some mud.

No, Steve,
I do not accept.

Oh, shoot, I really
wanted to go.

Migo can volunteer
himself tomorrow.

Oh, yeah, I don't think
I can get off work now.

Steve, the reason to volunteer
is to make yourself feel good.

I mean, you have no idea
the sense of satisfaction

you get from
helping people in need.

I mean, everybody
wants to do it.

Well, not
everybody, as it turns out.

...but one thing
we can really guarantee

is a great night's sleep,
knowing that you've help...

Fine. Stay up all
night. See if I care.

Why don't you
just give up?

It's really
not that hard.

I mean, once we
drain the land...

You're gonna drain
Steve's bank account.

Oh, for all I know,
you've stolen the blender.

Where the hell's
the blender?

You have been on me
ever since I got here,

and I don't
know why.

All I've ever tried to do was
help Steve lead a happier life.

All you've done is to try and
get him to part with his money.

If anything, I've done
the opposite.

I was just telling him
that investing in a nightclub in

a swamp would be a waste of
money.

That would actually
make him happy.

But that would mean
there's less money for you

when you finally
get engaged to Steve.

Oh, so you not only think
I want to marry Steve,

but that I'm also
a gold digger.

Okay, I can't even let
myself be offended by that,

because it's so insane.

Is it?

Don't say "is it" like
that's some kind of

opposite proof of everything
I just said.

Isn't it?

Don't say "isn't it"
like "is it" is proof

that I wasn't just
saying exactly the...

You really have
to stop with this.

And don't say
"do I" and walk away.

Right, because you want to say
"I do" to Steve and walk away.

Walk away?
So you think I want
to marry him so I can
divorce him?

I'm telling you,
if you don't like me

because you think I'm after
Steve's money, you're wrong.

Then prove it.
Sign a prenup.

A prenup? A prenuptial
agreement.

One that says if you marry Steve
and divorce him,

you won't go
after his money.

Nobody will see it.

There'll only
be one copy,

and it'll go right
to the city registrar.

Steve will never
even know.

Then you have nothing
to lose if you sign.

And nothing to gain.
Sorry.

I'll help you dig.

I can get you
five firm men to help.

And ten if they
include their partners.

And that's how my mom
signed the most ironclad prenup

anyone had ever seen.

Looks like there's some
usefulness in old Mr. Lunt yet.

Steve was going
over his plans

for the nightclub he hoped
to build with Fa'ad.

Originally,
the club was gonna
be for the poor,

but now we're just
thinking we'll let them
into the bottom floor.

And it's based
on the actual
Great Pyramid of Luxor.

I am curious
about the bisexual
mezzanine.

But I think
I would be doing you
a great disservice

if I told that this
was a good idea.

Look, I know
that nightclubs are
a risky investment,

but this is built
on a swamp!

And it's not one of those
discount land deals.

No, no, we're paying
full price for the property.

I'm sorry, Steve.
I don't know where we're
gonna get the money for this.

Well, couldn't we
squeeze a few dollars
out of the mansion?

Ironically, Andy was upstairs
trying to do the same thing.

Yeah, it's a Brummel
C4-11 microwave.

And I want to return it
for cash because
I've never used it.

It's still in the box and...

Uh, a truck's backing up.

Andy...
Is that Steve's
microwave?

And his cappuccino maker?

Yeah!
I stole them.

Pig probably thinks
he still has them.

Well, technically,
he does. They're
still in his house.

That's why it's
the perfect crime.

Oh, there's
our microwave.

You didn't have
to drag that
up the steps.

We'd be happy
to get you one
of your own.

He's calling
the cops.

We'll blame it on the kid!
They can't arrest her.

She doesn't have
any priors, does she?

No, Andy,
he's being nice
to me now.

And we're not
sending my
daughter to jail.

Why is he being
nice to you?

Because he finally
knows I'm not after
Steve's money.

That's great!
Check this out.

I stole Pig's pennies. There
must be 300 bucks in here.

Easily enough to pay for
my knee surgery

I'm gonna need for nudging the
dishwasher into the crawlspace.

No, I mean, I finally made it
clear to him that I'm
not interested in Steve.

That you and I are engaged, and
we have this deep connection,

and that I would never go
after Steve for his money.

And he bought it?

Of course he bought it.
It's the truth.

I even signed a prenup.

A prenup? Emmy!

Well, now you
can't marry him.

I don't want to.

But I thought that was our
big unspoken backup plan.

You know, you tease
him a little,

and then you
get married,

and then he'd divorce
you the next day

because you wouldn't have
honeymoon sex with him.

And then you get
a big fat settlement,

and we'd use the
money for good.

I mean, now you don't
even have to tease him!

First of all, I would never
do something like that.

And Steve doesn't
even know about it.

Of course he does, Emmy.

These people
are all crooks.

You need money
to fight them.

God, you're
so idealistic.

I beg your pardon?

I thought we both
cared about ideals.

I thought we both wanted to help
dig these flood victims out

and change the world.

You can't change the world
one shovelful at a time.

You need money, babe.

Oh, my God.

You're as bad as Steve.

No, you're worse.

He doesn't try to pimp me out
or send my daughter to jail.

I'm just trying to get you to
grow up and open up your eyes.

I think you
finally have.

And you know what? I don't
like what I'm seeing.

What are you saying?

I think I'm
saying good-bye.

Come on! Get out!

Candy cheeks!

What are you doing
back here?

Leaving, and
for good this time.

You can have that small-minded,
selfless lunatic.

Thank you.
Hey, listen...

If there's ever anything I can
do for you, don't hesitate to
ask.

I'm good.

You know, I know it came off
as strong sometimes, but...

You know, it's
nothing personal.

I'm sorry we didn't get past
our differences, and, in a way,

I think you're kind
of a generous guy.

You don't have a hand
truck, do you?

I don't even know what that is.
Thanks for giving me Emmy
though.

Well, I didn't give...
Whoa! Hey!

Hey! I heard the great
news. So it's over, huh?

Great news?
How is that...

Oh, I get it.
Was that your plan?

Have me sign a prenup,
so Andy would find out
and we'd break up?

What? Prenup?

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Yeah, you know. So I
wouldn't claim your money

if we ever got married and
divorced, which we never would.

Emmy, we would
never get divorced.

No, we absolutely would.
I meant get married.

Well, I don't know if we'd
absolutely get married.

I literally just found out
that I could have you.

You know what?
Forget it.

I'm glad Andy's gone, and I'm
glad I signed your prenup.

Emmy...

Wait, I'm sorry. Did
she say prenup?

Because you know you can get a
significant engagement bonus out
of your trust fund

if it can
be verified.

Significant enough
to build, say,

a pyramid in
the swamp?

Yes, you can have
a pyramid in a swamp.

Well, then that shall be the
wedding present to my love.

Now, give your old
accountant a hug.

Hey, guys.

Save it for
the mezzanine.

Did you just
tell the accountant

that you and Emmy
are engaged?

Oh! Just for the
trust fund bonus.

Oh, you still
get those?

Yeah, of course I do. For every
major life hallmark or
accomplishment.

This had been the case
since he was a young boy.

Somebody's got
dry pajamas.

Release the funds.

He even got one just
for going through puberty.

Someone's pajamas
aren't dry.

Release the funds.

I just have to figure out how to
get Emmy to go along with it.

Which is not gonna
be easy, because
she's upset with me.

Although I have
absolutely no idea why.

I mean, Andy's the one
that she broke up with.

Wait, Emmy broke up
with Andy?

Was she devastated?

Yeah, I didn't ask.

I wonder why
she's upset with you.

I am a jerk.

But you know what? In my
defense, I just didn't think it
would ever last.

But still,
you're right.

It just seems like if
you're going to ask Emmy to
pretend to be engaged to you,

the least you could do...

Is pretend to care
about her breakup.

Thank you,
Mr. Best Man.

Sex and the City
DVDs and a tub of
rum raisin ice cream.

I hate rum raisin. Well, it's
just as well.

It's kind of melty anyway.

For some reason,
the freezer was unplugged.

And wedged in the stairway
down to the cellar.

Anyway, I'm sorry
to hear about your
breakup with Andy.

I know you could use
a BFF, just to watch
DVDs

and pretend
to get married.

And braid each
other's hair
and just laugh.

Pretend to get married?
I know.

Look, the truth is I need a
lot of money right now

for my nightclub,
and as it turns out,

I get a huge bonus
for getting engaged.

We can split the money.

You can use your half to fix
the homes of the flood victims

and I can use my half to give
them a place to party.

I knew you were
up to something.

So this is why you
had me sign a prenup.

So you could get
all this money.

I don't know anything
about the prenup.

In fact, the only reason that
Marty thinks we're getting
married

is because you yelled out that
you were happy you had it.

Wait, so because I signed a
prenup saying I don't want your
money,

I'm in position to get...

At least a million.

Just for signing a notarized
form saying that you're engaged.

Honestly,
I wouldn't ask

if I didn't think this nightclub
was gonna make me really happy.

No, Steve, what
you still don't get

is that happiness doesn't
come from the outside.

It comes from within, from
actually caring about other
people.

Why don't you try
actually helping?

Build these
homes with me.

You might find that doing
good without expecting
anything in return

is its own reward.

So if I do your charity,

then you'll sign
the letter in return.

No. I said without expecting
anything in return.

I totally get
my end of it.

I'm just trying to figure
out what you then give me.

It took my
mom about an hour

to explain this
concept to Steve.

Oh, I expect
nothing in return!

Right!

And then you surprise me
with what?

He came close to
understanding it again at 9:45.

So I do the charity,
you do nothing for me,

and I get
a good feeling from...

Wait, wait, wait.

Do you do the nice thing to
me before I do the charity?

Are you supposed to be doing
the nice thing to me now?

It took a
Sex and the City break

to finally make Steve understand
what my mom was talking about.

Samantha gave that busboy the
best gift he's ever gotten.

Even though she's getting
nothing in return.

And the funny thing is,

it actually did kind of help
my mom get over the breakup.

I guess I've been
kind of selfish,

trying to make a cheap
buck off of you.

Really no different than how
Andy would use you to get what
he wanted.

Maybe that's why you haven't
gotten as upset as you could
have.

I don't know, I just don't
think it's hit me yet.

Or maybe it hit me
a long time ago.

I probably should have
hit him a long time ago.

Well, I better
hit the hay.

Got a big day of
digging tomorrow,

and no reward
at the end of it.

And I think Steve
really did want to try that.

Unfortunately,
the next morning,
he got a call from Fa'ad.

Well, they're starting
work at our nightclub.

I've got six crews working
around the clock and on
weekends.

We'll be comping drinks
and voiding checks
before the end of the month.

We'll make
a fortune.
I can't wait.

Have you got Emmy
to sign for that
engagement bonus yet?

Well, I'm technically
not trying to go for that
particular bonus right now.

But if you can wait,
I get another big bump
when my testicles drop again.

Shall I find
another investor?

No, I'll get...

All I have to do
is Emmy's charity

and expect nothing in return,
and then she'll sign.

You don't think Emmy's going to
see that you have an ulterior
motive?

No, that's why
I'm whispering.

This is my
ulterior motive whisper.

Got it.

Well, in the meantime,

I'm going to act
like I'm waiting.

But then get other investors
who'll squeeze you out.

And so Steve showed up to work
for the displaced people,

expecting nothing in return,
except for my mom to lie
and bring in millions.

I wonder what they're
building over there.

Oh, that's our, um...
Fa'ad's nightclub.

You know, if you want,
I can rent us some
of these pylon drivers.

Make this thing go
a whole lot faster.

No, we are
not using your
money, Steve.

Just seems like a lot of
work for us to do alone.

Actually, it turns out
my new friend, Mr. Lunt,
was able to help us out.

That's right,
and there they are.

I contacted
county corrections

and they sent me a crew
of convicted felons

who were sentenced to
do community service.

Don't worry,
they're white collar.

Whoa. Prisoners?

Wait, I thought
you promised

some strapping young
gay friends and lovers.

Strapping? Gay?

I beg your pardon,

but I said nothing of
the sort.

These guys look
a lot like they're from
my accountant's firm.

Because they were.

As a matter of fact,
it was most of

the firm of Lichtenstein,
Wasserstein, O'Reilly,
Stevens, and Khoo.

So these are the...

Firm men.

Oh, and they did
bring the partners!

That is what you said.

Well, I think
I'll go visit with some
of my young gay friends.

So I guess you guys
aren't on that retreat
in Boca Raton after all.

I hope Marty's not here,
because I really want him
to give me that engagement...

In rib eye.

Yeah, Marty does
not get his hands dirty.

Well, that is more than I
can say for you guys!

So my mom took Steve and
the accountants out

to do some real work,

and they began digging,

and digging,

and digging.

But because the ground was
so wet, it kept filling in.

They finally did
get one hole done,

but over the weekend,
they became discouraged
when it filled up again.

But Steve became a real
cheerleader and got
everyone to do it again.

Let's get our shovels!

And let's build
out this hole.

And three weeks later,
they had their hole again.

Seriously, at this rate,
how long is it gonna take
to build these shelters?

Figuring for the
creep-back from the mud

and the rate
we are digging,

we're looking at between seven
and nine years to finish.

I suppose those refugees
could stay at the nightclub.

That thing looks
already complete.

It was true.

The six crews
finished the pyramid

in the same time it took seven
accountants to dig a hole.

I think that's
a line from the Bible.

God, maybe you can't do any
real good without money.

If I were you, I might just ask
a rich guy to help move this
along.

Hey, Steve,

I'm sure you've noticed
that nightclub and

probably feel a little bad
about not being a part of it.

And I was
just thinking...

No, you kidding?

To hell with
the nightclub.

You were right.
Trying to become happy

by chasing material things
is a waste of time.

I fought earth and won.

And I did it because it
feels good.

This is exactly how
Samantha must have felt

when she gave
that busboy a .

The next morning,

my mom decided she was
going to ask Steve

for some money
for the cause.

I can't believe we
got that hole done.

I know, it's a great hole.
Maybe we could go take
a look at it later today.

But it was harder to
do than she thought.

What I'm really saying is,

you know, sometimes, you feel
like you have all the answers...

No, I totally get it.
All that money stuff
is just meaningless.

Not meaningless.

But not what matters
most. Yes. I mean,

I am working on something
meaningless right now,

and I've never been happier.

You know, you're talking
very loudly.

Yeah, I think that's because I
have no ulterior motive.

This is how I talk when
I've got nothing to hide.

So, then,

I guess you don't
wanna be a part
of that nightclub anymore.

No! In fact, I need to tell
Fa'ad that right now.

Hey, Migo, do you know
where Fa'ad is?

Well, I think he...
I'm not sure if he expects
you to come by the club

to sign the partnership
papers.

Talk louder, Migo!

The accountant's
going to be there

to have you sign for
the engagement bonus!

No, no, I'm not
gonna do that.

I gotta go tell him
that myself.

But my mom was suspicious,

and thought she'd
make Steve squirm.

Well, maybe I will
join you for that.

Great, we could go check
out the hole after.

I don't know.

I mean, come on.

Well, it's possible.
Andy's gone.

He did do something for someone
else. I mean, it could be legit.

Party clothes? No,
you withered old fruit bat!

I'm not going
there to party!

I'll just throw on
some clean jeans!

He is talking very loudly.

Yeah, and now
you are whispering.

Well, I'm sorry,
but I need that money.

Well, then just play along
with the engagement party.

If he's for real, then he'll be
happy to give you the money.

Unless that's what he wants
me to do.

So you only want the money if
Steve doesn't want the money,

but if he wants the money,
you don't want the money.

See? You get it.

So Mom went to make sure
Steve gave Fa'ad the bad news.

I have to say, this might not
be a bad investment.

The outside
is pretty impressive.

Which, of course,
she didn't want him to do.

Fa'ad!
Are you in here?

God, where are the
lights for this place?

Surprise!

What's going on?
What is this?

Oh, you guys,
is this about the hole?

It's a party to celebrate
your engagement, you dope.

Did you do this?

Oh, yeah, nice try.
You did this.

I didn't, really.

Blame me. Now that you get
your engagement bonus,

we decided
to throw you a party.

Well,
that's nice, Marty.

But Emmy and I
aren't really...

In such a hurry
to have a wedding.

I mean, it'll be sort of
a long engagement.

I'll get the papers.

Excuse me.

But why are
you doing this?

Steve, everybody already thinks
we're engaged.

And that money could really
help our charity work.

You know what? You're
right.

I mean,
maybe we're ready.

Well, I don't
know about ready.

I just meant maybe we should
say that we're engaged...

No, I'm not talking about lying
and deception and all of that.

If we're gonna do this,
we should just do this.

You mean for real?

In a marriage?

Well, I mean,

why not try?

Because of every possible
reason one could think of.

It won't work. Or it will.

If you're unhappy, you
can divorce me.

You'll get all that money
in the settlement.

You can do whatever
you want with it.

Maybe you're right.

Except, wait, no, I wouldn't.
I signed a prenup, remember?

It's nothing, look.

There, it's gone.
It doesn't matter.

What matters is that
we're honest with each other,
and we're ready to try.

Wait, how did
you get that?

How'd I get
what, now?

The prenup, I thought... You
said you didn't even know about
it.

You told me.

You told me
that Lunt had you sign.

And that the only copy
went right to the
city registrar's office.

Look, there has to be a
reasonable explanation for this.

You asked Lunt to get this
prenup, didn't you?

That's it. That's
the one.

No, look, Emmy, that
was before.

Before I... Dug a hole?

Well, when you say
it like that,

it makes it sound like it
wasn't a life-changing event.

You set this whole thing
up, didn't you?

I'm sorry, Steve.
There's been too much
deception,

and you need a lot
of time and a lot
of work

to build a foundation on
unstable ground.

She's right, you
know.

I know.

But I also know I can make
this relationship work
now.

And that I can
convince her to
be with me.

I was actually
referring to
the club.

I think we're sinking.

You might wanna
call FEMA.

Yeah, you're right.
We might as well have
them deliver some sandwiches.