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Andy had been gone
for two heavenly weeks

when my mom
finally heard from him.

Baby, I did it.

I got Wilde Oil
off the tribe's land.

Wait, you're in Peru?

I thought you left here because
you were tired of sponging off
of Steve.

Weren't you gonna go protest
a Cart-Mart or something?

No, no, no, I was working
there as a greeter.

And then they fired me.

And then I was
protesting that.

But that was actually
more about keeping the vest.

It doesn't matter. Anyway,
I went to those oil jerks

and threatened full-scale
tribal war, and they bought it.

So we did it!

Uh, no, I did it.

You were up there, gorging
yourself on Steve's delicious
lap of luxury,

eating buttered croissants.

Well, you know,
I still have causes.

I'm fighting
for immigrants' rights.

And my major cause right now
is helping Steve grow.

I'm getting him
to the next level.

Of what? A video game?
'Cause that's all he does.

At that very moment,
Steve had just gotten to level
four of Alien Stoppers.

Aliens are invading.

See, Puddle, what you want
to do is you want to swerve,

hit all those aliens.

It's important to remember that
when you do this in real life,

you can be in for three
weeks of legal hassles.

No.

No!

Oh, camel toes!

Migo, I need you to come
fix this video game.

I'm coming.

New video phone.

Lets me keep track
of Migo at all times.

I cannot believe that this is
what you are doing in the middle
of the day.

I cannot believe that I haven't
gotten you one of these
video phones.

Hey, buddy, can you
just jiggle those wires?

On it.

Maybe I do need
a new cause.

Huh. That's exactly
what you said she'd say.

Puddle!
Puddle is not allowed

to be around these violent
games and video phones.

For a second, it looked
like I was gonna be my mom's new
cause.

Hey, I've been trying to get off
this couch for the last 20
minutes.

These guys are big.

They are big, man,
and I'm holding the guacamole.

No, I'm gonna go upstairs

and work on my
Mavis Beacon Typing game... Book.

It's more fun pretending
to type on a book.

But in my defense,

I am teaching her
important life skills,

like how you can't step out of a
skidding car without ripping
your legs off.

And I was saying
that she can.

Things of life that...
Yeah.

He's a lost cause,
isn't he?

Who, Steve? Well, he's much
better than he could be.

I mean, there was a time when he
actually tried to do those crazy
stunts for real.

Hey, Migo, we need you
to settle a bet.

I've got to jump out
of a moving car.

I'm coming.
No.

Migo, don't you ever feel like
everybody else is out
there accomplishing things

that you once thought
you would?

I mean, come on. You're
still young. You're vibrant.

You still look great
in a pair of skinny jeans.

Yeah, I like
to think so.

But didn't you dream
of more than this?

Like painting.
That's right.

You used to paint on every
blank wall you could find.

Why did you stop?

It was part
of the plea agreement.

But, anyways,
who has the time?

I mean, to really
throw myself into my art,

I'd need, I don't
know, six months,

maybe move
into some garret,

no distractions.

But something always seems
to come up, like...

Hey, Migo,
how difficult is this?

Open bag, pour chips, put on
helmet, step out of moving car?

Let's go. I'm coming.

And that's when
she found a cause.

No, he isn't.

Emmy, what are you doing?

You've probably never taken
a vacation. Do it now.

Do something worthwhile
with your life.

Follow your dream, Migo.

No, I... I can't leave
Steve. He needs me.

Our relationship is much
deeper than it seems.

Now, I have some flame-retardant
gel to go coat myself with.

Why don't you go home
and get your camera?

Yes. And maybe my gun as
well, to shoot out the tires.

It is bad enough that you have
nothing but time to kill.

Do you have to
kill Migo too?

Migo loves this stuff.

No, Migo loves to paint.

And if you
really cared about him,

that's what
you would let him do.

Well, the sports-car garage
could use a yellow line. He can
paint that.

No, Steve, you have to
give him time off.

The guy has never
had a vacation.

Here I am,
going to protest this group

that's trying to limit
immigrants' rights,

and we have got a guy right
here who's being mistreated.

Politics begins at home.

Hey, listen,

he is welcome to take a
vacation anytime he wants,

but I'm telling you, he won't
take it. He likes it here.

Okay, folks, let's get out
there before this goo hardens.

Actually, Migo, Steve has
something he wants to tell you.

Oh, no. No helmet?
No.

What I was going
to say is

that I think you should
take a vacation,

even though I know
you're gonna say no.

And obviously no helmet,
we're gonna film this.

What do you think
about that, Migo?

Well, I...
I don't know.

I mean,
maybe I could take a week.

See, he does want a break.

Oh, well,
that's fine with me.

I guess I could get somebody
else to get me some chips.

So, take two weeks.
See, Migo.

You're not as essential
as you think.

Well, if you can find
someone else to get chips,

I suppose I might
as well take four weeks.

Looks like he wants a little
more time off than you thought.

Well, take more.
Take two months.

What do you think
about that, Migo?

Maybe I'll take
four months.

You see, Steve.

Take it. Take half a year.
Fine.

I'm done with this phone.
Oh.

You can call someone
else for a year.

And that's how my mom
broke up a 20-year friendship

for a good cause.

My mom was helping
Migo pursue his dream.

So what do you think?

I turned Steve's
hunting cabin into
an artist's space for you.

Everything
the master needs.

Oh, Steve's here?

You. Master painter.

I don't know, Emmy.
I don't have
my painting clothes.

I mean, I don't even know
what to paint.

You're in the middle
of nowhere.

You could paint
in the nude if you want.

Is that something
you want?

My point is
you have privacy.

You're surrounded
by nature.

Look, ducks!
Paint those ducks.

I'm not really
a duck painter.

Yeah, I want to
paint something that
I'm passionate about.

Well, you're the artist.
You do what you do.

That's why
I'm not an artist.

I would have
taken my clothes off
and painted a duck.

That would be
an interesting painting.

See, it's happening already.

I'm your muse.

Your creative juices
are flowing because you don't
have any distractio...

Is that Steve?

He's unavailable.

But I need
my sparring partner.

Oh, t-that's right.
It's Tuesday.

I'll go grab my gloves
and mouth guard.

No, you won...

He's very busy right now
setting up his artist studio,

and he does not want
any distractions.

Well, who am I supposed to
spar with, Mr. Lunt?

It'd be like putting my fists
through a rotted pumpkin?

Actually,
that'd be kind of cool.

Good-bye, Steve.

And if you're trying
to call him again,
I am keeping his phone.

Ugh.

It's taken care of. He'd
rather do it with Mr. Lunt.

Huh?

Fine.

I've got some ducks
to paint, you painting.

So Migo went to
work following his dream,

while Steve found out

that Mr. Lunt was not the rotted
pumpkin he thought he was.

Let go of my arm, you
fetid-smelling cadaver with an
expired equity card.

My God,
what happened?

I'm sorry, my instincts
just kicked in.

Father Callahan
taught me how to box.

Then he gave me
someone to fight off.

I'll get some ice.

I don't get it.

Migo always said
I was a gifted boxer.

Was he wearing boxing
gloves at the time?

You don't think he was doing
air quotes in those, do you?

I have a feeling he was
letting you beat him up,

which is why
it's so important

he's looking out
for himself finally.

I think you should be happy
for your friend.

Believe me, if he was here,
I'd be giving him my blessing.

Oh.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Steve.

That's what Father Callahan
used to call it.

Hello?

So, Andy, I am making
a difference after all.

I'm inspiring Migo
to follow his dream.

Yeah, well, you know,
it still doesn't compare

to, you know, being down in Peru
inspiring an entire... Naked
man.

It turns out
Andy wasn't in Peru after all.

I... Uh...

Ugh!

I wandered
into an occupied hut.

This isn't
what it looks like.

This isn't
what it looks like.

Andy wasn't hiding in
town to keep an eye on my mom.

But my mom was busy hiding
her phone from me.

But she did so exactly where
I was playing video games

while hiding from her.

The next day, my mom was taking
me to the rally to inspire more
people

when she saw
that her car was blocked.

You know what, hop
in. I'll move it.

620 Neverwood Lane.

Oh, we're here.
Good job.

It appears
you never left.

Yeah, I didn't.

I got in the car
and started drinking Scotch,

then suddenly,
there was no more ice.

So I was like,
"Migo, there's no more ice."

Mmm-hmm.

And I thought,
"Oh, wait. Migo's gone.

"So I guess I'll just drink
a bunch of warm Scotch."

And I never actually
went anywhere.

Of course you didn't. It's like
a metaphor for your whole life.

You know what?

Maybe Migo has been
holding you back.

Maybe you've been holding
each other back.

Whoa, whoa, take it easy
there, Siegfried and Freud.

Migo and I were doing just
great until you got here.

No, Migo is doing great now
because I inspired him.

But maybe it's time
I inspire you too.

And that's how my mom
got Steve to his first political
rally.

See, Steve? These people are
trying to kick immigrants out of
our country.

And we are here to fight
for their human rights.

Some of these workers, they get
paid what you would spend on a
cup of coffee.

Well, don't underestimate what
I'd be willing to spend on a cup
of coffee right now.

All right,
stay here with Puddle.

I'll see if I can rustle up
some protest signs.

Okay. And coffee!

Even if it means
skipping the signs.

Hey, isn't that
Migo's phone?

Don't tell my mom.

But I've seen too many hippies
get shot with a beanbag at these
things

and thought, "Why isn't
that on Funny or Die?"

Hey, do they
have coffee here?

No, just tea.
They've got coffee inside.

You know, where the white boy
rich man's club's having their
meeting.

Oh, we're having
a meeting?

Borders without a nation
is a borderless nation.

And before you know it,
our children will be
speaking Spanish in school.

Well, I don't want my kids
speaking Spanish

because the last time
I checked,

the name of this great country
is still a...

America.

...America! That's right,
my friend in the back. You are
right as rain.

Now, how many of you
have found yourselves

going nowhere because
of some "immigrant"?

Well, I spent the night
in a parked car.

Exactly.

There are some Americans who
are sleeping in their cars

because some "immigrant"
has taken their job.

Or gone to follow
their dream.

Absolutely!

I am nailing these. Are you
getting me nailing these?

They act like they're helping
us.

But actually
what are they doing?

They are eating our food.

I never
got those chips.

They're the reason why we have
to wait in the emergency room.

If he'd been there
to spar with me,

I wouldn't have
ended up there.

But mostly, they are
robbing us of our future.

I have no idea
what I'm doing tomorrow!

We need to find a leader with
deep pockets who's willing to
fight this,

who's willing
to send them home!

And that's when Steve
finally found his cause.

You just have!

Send them home!
Send them home!

Bring him home! Send them home!

Bring him home!
Send them home!

There you guys are. I was
worried you went home.

Are you kidding? I've
never felt more inspired.

Steve!
I'm so happy.

Steve came back from the
protest rally with a cause he
believed in.

It's like they were
speaking directly to me.

Unfortunately, it was
the opposite of my mom's cause.

And the great thing is
you did it without Migo.

Are you kidding?

I did it
because of Migo.

Well, and me.
My inspiration?

But I really want to throw some
money at this cause, maybe make
an ad.

I can help you shoot it.
Great.

No, honey,
it's an adult thing.

You don't even
have a camera.

Well, I am proud of us.

No, it's not saving a tribe, but
we can't all just run off to
Peru.

Especially Andy.

Well, come on. Didn't you save
the tribe from the oil company?

Yeah, no,
my participation

was more along the lines
of taking credit for it

once I read about it
in the paper.

I think they just
didn't find any oil.

I don't know. I couldn't
finish the article

without becoming
an online subscriber.

And I'm not about to put
money in their pocket.

Yeah, but don't you feel
like a fraud?

Well, you're not
much better.

You haven't been able
to paint a thing.

I can't find anything
to get passionate about.

But at least I'm not sneaking
around people's houses,

peeking in their windows
to see if they need me.

"Peeking in
their windows"?

I'm not
that pathetic.

That's why
I got these babies.

And they got
night vision too.

Look, sometimes when you
care about somebody,

you do desperate things
to see if they need you.

Those things
got night vision, huh?

As it turns out,
so does my new phone.

Hey, Migo,
what are you doing?

I can't paint...

Oh.

...because I'm always
worried about Steve.

I know he needs me, and
he's probably angry at me

because he can't get
a hold of me, you know,

and it makes it
very hard to create.

Actually, Migo,
he has never been better.

And he has you to thank.

But I haven't been here.

And it's the best thing
that's ever happened to him.

That's great news.
Yeah.

You know, maybe I do have
my passion back after all.

Hey, since you're here, I don't
suppose you could go inside,

get me a couple
of Odor-Eaters.

Oh, that's so funny. That's what
Andy uses in his hiking boots,

because, honestly, when he
doesn't, you can't even walk
into the tent...

Without wanting
to kill yourself. I know.

So you want a break?
Give us a break.

So what's this mystery film
project you want my help with?

Perhaps an action film

with a modicum
of gangster credibility.

No, this is for a political
cause that I've recently become
passionate about.

Oh, very good.

Yeah, I've already
recorded most of it,

but I'm gonna need your help
shooting the commercial

that I plan on
running nationally.

You know this
phone has a camera.

I could make
your commercial for you.

You can do whatever you set
your mind to, Puddle,

just in that sloppy kid way us
grown-ups only pretend is good
to encourage you.

No, I'm not gonna let you
destroy my dream.

"Immigrants.

"Even when they're lawful,
they're awful."

Yeah, but there's actually
a subtler version.

"Hey, immigrants,
it's getting pretty late,

"and America has a really
big day tomorrow."

And then we punch it with, like,
a shot of Uncle Sam going,

"So..."

You do realize that
I, myself, am an immigrant.

No, I never really
thought about that.

So...

Well, I'm not helping
you make this film.

It goes against
everything I believe in.

Well, I didn't know
you believed in anything.

Well, neither did I.

So I guess my mom
kind of gave him inspiration,

but it turned out
Steve's kind of went away.

You're playing
your video games again?

You can't give up
on your cause.

No, actually, giving up
is what I do best.

I could write
half a book about it.

Well, Migo's not giving up.

He stopped by,
and I spoke to him.

He has found
his passion.

Migo stopped by, and he
didn't want to say hi?

I think he just needed a little
bit more of my inspiration.

And so do you.

Listen,
those anti-immigrant nuts

are having
another big rally today.

Apparently, they found
some deep-pocketed donor

who's unveiling
this commercial for them.

That was today?

Well, why didn't
Migo remind...

Oh, right,
'cause of his passion.

Guess who else
just found some.

And it was right where Migo
didn't tell me it was all along.

Good for you.

Damn it. Now I wish I did
make that commercial.

But it turns out someone did.

Nice graphics. Is this gonna be
one of those Little Rascal
types?

Send them home! Send
them home! Send them home!

They act
like they're helping us,

but actually
what are they doing?

They're eating our food.

I'm coming.

How many of you have
found yourselves going nowhere
because of some immigrant?

But it's not a game.
It's real.

They take our dreams.

And our food.

And they laugh at us.

Immigrants, even when they're
lawful, they're awful.

I'm coming.

That is really good, Puddle,
and not in a fake kid way.

That is grown-up good.

Why the hell am I paying half a
million dollars to some company

when I could get a kid
to do it for...

Half that.

Deal.

But my mom was
less impressed.

You have got
to be kidding me.

Uh-oh.

Someone got caught
with the pho-one.

No, Steve,
I am talking about you.

You're on that side of the
cause? You're the enemy?

Hey, you're the one who
told me to support a cause.

There is no way in hell I'm
letting you support that cause.

And that's how my mom
cost me a quarter of a million
dollars.

Steve, the whole point in taking
you to that rally was to protest
the rich

who are taking advantage
of unprotected immigrants.

Look, that was
your thing.

My thing is about
how it's not fair

that they get to
follow their dreams

and we have no one
to drive us around.

That's not a thing. Steve,
what is wrong with you?

That is what
I inspired you to do?

I just don't
want them to leave.

In fact, I think that we should
track them with, like, high-tech
devices,

like I had on that phone
before you took it away.

Oh, my God,
this is about Migo.

Steve, you can't take
your resentment

about Migo
getting on with his life

out on the entire country.

Hey, politics begin at home.

You said it yourself.

You inspired me,

and you're not gonna
outspire me now.

So I've got a mani-pedi
and a rally to go to.

But my mom knew there
was one man who could get him to
back off.

Okay.

Unfortunately, he
finally found his own
inspiration.

Migo!
Not now.

I'm passionate.

I found my passion.

But you have to stop.
This is important.

I don't understand
what you want from me.

"Paint!" "Don't paint."

"Paint those ducks." "Take off
your clothes." "Get dressed."

You're not a muse.
You're a nag.

But, Migo,
I need your help.

Steve has found his calling, and
he wants to make a difference.

What have you done?

Well, this might upset you.

But he found a cause,
and it has to do

with tracking and perhaps
limiting the freedoms of
immigrants in this country.

Oh, my God.

He misses me.

He misses me.

I miss you too!
Oh, Emmy!

I miss you too.

I made such a mess
of everything, Migo.

Andy's down there
killing himself in the Amazon.

I've done nothing but
meddle with people's lives.

Hey, Migs, have you been into my
stash of porn... itas casadas?

I'll let
you two chat.

What?

Steven
Wilde! Steven Wilde!

Steven Wilde!
Steven Wilde!

Steven Wilde! Steven
Wilde! Steven Wilde!

Oh, no, they're still drying,
so...

Thank you, rich white.

Friends, I stand before you,

my pockets
bursting with money

to throw at a cause
I know very little about.

But I do know this,
though.

There are places
people belong,

and then there are places
that other people end up

because the people that are
supposed to take care of them

go off to places
they don't belong.

No?

Let's go back to my pockets
are bursting with money, huh?

And, yet, money alone
can't overcome a man's dream.

But why must a man's dream take
him so far from where he
belongs?

Because a man belongs...

With the people
they care about.

Migo.

Yes, every man
must follow his dream.

But it takes
a wise man

to know
what his dream really is.

Yeah. And I get it.

It's painting.

It's finding a subject
that you're passionate about.

That's exactly
what I did.

Because sometimes
you have to travel
a hundred yards away from home

to realize that
you just wanted to stay home
in the first place.

Aw.

And that's how Migo
found out that his purpose
in life

was to keep Steve
from having a purpose.