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Ever since
my mom and I moved
into Steve's mansion,

we were getting
an up-close look at how
he spends his days.

Wow, ride that thing.

Hey, there, Puddle.

Guess who's getting
a new bike.

Is that someone
in this room?

Uh, yeah.

And has that someone been
dying for a new bike for,
like, months?

I'll say.
And would that someone

be able to ride
this new bike to school?

Well, it's a handmade,
one-of-a-kind,

gold-plated bike,
but, yeah,

I guess I could ride it
by the fence, let the kids
take a look.

Steve, I think she's hinting
at a bike for herself,

which she doesn't need.

Now I gotta get this girl
to school. I have a full day.

Don't worry.
I can take her.

I've got to swing by there
to pick up Steve's

obnoxious and ridiculous
bike, anyways.

Come on, kiddo.

Have a good day.

Well, I still have to do
all this laundry, so...

Did you, uh,
try the laundry chute?

You know,
there are actually people
at the bottom of that thing.

They've got their own little
subterranean world.

It's kind of like
Fraggle Rock. Yeah.

Oh, no, no, no.
I can do this.

No, really.

Ah, no.
She's got it. Yeah.

Let her take that.
There you go.

I guess we're more alike
than you thought, huh?

So now your day's
as free as mine.

Hey, do you wanna go do some
power tanning by the pool?

We could clock
some hammock time.

We can have
some Arnold Palmers.

It'll be really fun.
I can't. I have a job.

It's, um,
a charity thing, actually.

That's why I go downtown
every day.

I am very, very busy
during the days.

Actually, my mom
first tried volunteering

to teach at my school,

but didn't have
the right qualifications.

For instance, I could, um,

teach the kids how to
build a dam with just
sticks and mud.

Have you considered an app?

We actually have
an app-building class here.

Yeah, I don't know
how to build a dam app.

Okay, there's no need
to be nasty.

She even
went online to
look for advice.

"Start a nonprofit." Hmm.

But it turns out
starting a nonprofit

was more complicated
than she thought.

Well, starting a nonprofit
is a very expensive endeavor.

I mean, who's gonna
pay your salary?

No, I don't need
to take a salary.

Well, then you wouldn't have
any taxable income to defer.

So to be a nonprofit,
I have to make a profit?

Well, that's the only way
we can keep people from lying

and make them accountable.

I don't know,
it's something
about charity.

It just brings out
the worst in people.

Well, I assure you,
I would never lie

about something
like charity.

Yep! I am running a charity.

That was a lie.

So I guess we are not
as similar as you thought.

Wait a second.
I'm sorry, what...

What's the cause?
What?

The cause of your charity.
What is it?

My cause
is the greatest
of all causes,

causes.

It's a cause-cause?

Oh, I've never
heard of that.

Yeah, that's
'cause she's lying.

Yes, we do, um,
a lot of general
fundraising

for a lot of
different charities.

And, um, it just...
We do it out of
one office.

Wow, where is the office?

Uh, uptown.
Oh, that's...

Wait, I thought you said
it was downtown.

Yeah, I mean,
it's the upper part of...

What is this,
the third degree?

You gonna
waterboard me next?

Because that's
one of our causes.

Great, well, then,
I want to give you
some money.

I wanna be
charitable, too.

Yeah, Steve,
that's not really
how charity works.

You know, you can't just
buy your way into being
charitable.

I thought you said
your charity's
raising funds.

I have funds,
I want to give you them,

so that you can raise them.
Why is that wrong?

It wasn't.
I mean, really.

If anything here
was wrong,

it would be lying about
running a charity.

Great, thanks.

Yes, please.
And, um...

We would all really
appreciate that, so...

We? Wow.
You have employees?

For some reason,
she just couldn't keep
her mouth shut about this.

Yes. That's why we need
so much money.

Well, then I will
double the amount.

And there's plenty more
where that came from.

So whatever you need,
do not hesitate to ask.

Man, I feel so great
about myself!

But my mom
had never felt worse,

because now,
instead of just
laying around the mansion,

she was now laying
around the mansion

with a giant cashier's check
from Steve.

I mean, I don't know
what to do.

I can't just
make up a charity
and take money for it.

Right?
Nah.

And what's the worst
that's gonna happen?

They're gonna send you
to where I am?

Yeah, where are you, exactly?

I'll give you a hint,
it's sad,

painful,
and if you're bad,

they make you
spend the rest
of your life here.

Oh, my God, Andy,
are you in jail?

No. Canada.

I'm in Canada.

But, um, yeah,
coincidentally,

I'm also in jail.

Excuse me!
Hang on.
Do you mind?

What did you do
to get thrown in jail?

Well, I'm trying to dismantle
the Canadian war machine.

But apparently,
that's a crime, too,

along with being
a rabid badger and
certain kinds of fruit.

But now that you have money,
you can bail me out.

Hey, mom...
One second.

No. No, it's wrong.
I can't do it.

I can't take money
I got from Steve,

pretending I was running
a charity,

and then give it to you
so you can get out of jail.

It's just...
It's too frivolous.

I'm sorry.

I guess it's
a bad time to ask

if you'd use
some of that money
to buy me a bike?

Yeah, honey,
that's not gonna happen.

No, I'm gonna
give this money back,

and I'm gonna
tell him the truth.

Because that is
the right thing to do,

and doing the right thing
is its own reward.

But you know that, right?

I sure do.

Turns out, it was also
a bad time to say,

"Buy me a bike,
or I'll tell Steve
the truth."

I can't tell you
how good I feel, Fa'ad.

Now I know why Bill Gates
gives all his money away

to good causes.
Get a little bit closer

to hooking up
with the chick he digs.

And I know why Bill Gates
invented the electronic
porno machine.

I, myself, have invented
quite a few successful
products.

Yes, and as
a financial investor,

I'd really like to know when
I can expect to see a profit.

Probably not anytime soon.

After a series
of bad business ideas,

he lost almost
all of his fortune.

Well, if you'd like
to up your investment,

the hot season is coming,

and hairless men all over
the Middle East

will be clambering
for my chest toupees.

No, thank you.
All my cash is going
to charity from now on.

Steve, aren't you worried
about what your father
will say?

He hates charity.

He says charitable people

are like vampires
who roam the streets
at night,

sucking the blood
of the hardworking
and righteous.

Jeez, you open one
Republican convention
with a bad line,

and it haunts you forever.

No, I actually think
he'll respect me.

I mean, I've got
a woman in my life.

Kind of.

And I'm actually
doing something
with myself.

Yeah, in fact,
I want him to know.

Well, now's your chance
to tell him.

Didi's here.

She just called
from the main gate.

What? My mom is here?

She's your stepmom.

Fine. What?
My stepmom is here?

I can't wait to tell her
what I did.

She's gonna be so proud.
How do I look?

Older than the kind of man
who would say something
like that.

Steve!

Stepmom!

Is that
Steve's stepmom?

I'd like to put her
in a burka

and imagine
what she looks like.

Hello, Didi!

How are you?

Get your hands off
my stepmom, you creep!

Oh, bad time. I'll...

No, no. Come on.
Emmy?

Emmy Kadubic?

Didi Clarkson.

Actually, it's Didi Wilde.

It has been
for 10 years.

You've only been married
for seven.

Well, I knew
what I wanted.

Yes, even as a teenager.

I guess Steve's dad's
a real step up
from Principal Francy.

Well, you have
to move up in life.

I heard you were homeless
living in a tent or something.

Yes, I was living
in a tent.

Because I was helping
impoverished villagers
in Peru.

But I'm here now.

So, apparently
you've learned

a little bit about
gold digging as well.

Just the opposite, actually.

I am starting
a nonprofit.

And I am one of
her biggest donors.

Is that right?

It's not.
She just can't
help herself.

Steve, I wouldn't really,
because then,

she might
tell your father and...

No, I want my birth-dad
to know about this.

Really? Wow.

Well, yes, I was
just coming downstairs
to thank him again,

because he's been
so really wonderful.

Really wonderful.

Oh, you're just saying that
to make me look good
in front of my stepmom.

She's not your...
Stop saying it like that!

Please!

Emmy, wait a second.

Sorry about that.

I'm actually
really crazy about her.

God, this is so great
to be able to talk about it

with somebody
who actually cares.

You know, I think that
she's starting to really
be impressed by me.

And I'm sure that making
a sizable donation
to her charity

hasn't hurt either.

But it's weird, you know.

I feel like the more
that I give away,

the less I have,
but the better I'll feel.

You know?
Well, that's good.

Because your father
already knows about
the big donation you made,

and that's why
he sent me here.

You're being cut off.

Oh.

Steve had just heard

the four words
he dreaded hearing
his whole life.

So that's it?
I'm cut off?
No more money?

Your father sent me here
to go over all of the books.

Show me the books.
The books?

I don't have the books.
You have the books.

Of course
I have the books.

But the checkbooks.
Those I'll need to see.

I don't have
the checkbooks.

Check cards, credit cards.
All of that.

I don't have
any of that stuff.

Well, how do you
buy things?

They just bring it over.

So that,
and definitely that.

You have to pay, right?

Well, I guess.

I mean, I thought they
just gave me that stuff
'cause I'm rich.

I guess I'm just
gonna have to stay here

until I figure this out.
You know how your father is.

Yeah, but I just
don't get it.

I mean, he knows
that Emmy's
staying here, right?

He sure does.

And he knows about
the gold-plated mountain bike

with the diamonds
in the chain
for precision.

I'm sorry?
Nothing.

Steve,
you have to understand,

your father
just wants to make sure

that Emmy is not taking
advantage of you.

Let's face it,
you can be pretty
naive sometimes.

I am not naive.

The people
who live under the house

who think the entire world
is my laundry room,

they're naive!

And trust me,

Emmy would never
take advantage of me.

So I lied to Steve,
so we can keep the money.

Oh, that's okay, babe.

You know why?
Because you know

that you can do more good
with that money,

despite your little lie,
than he ever will.

Yeah, right.
You're probably
just saying that

so I spring for your bail.
No, no, no, no.

It's all taken care of.
Check it.

I stuck my hand
through the cage

and had one of the badgers
bite me,

then they had to deport me
because the badger was rabid.

I totally beat
the system, babe!

Look, I know
we've had our problems,

but that's just 'cause
we haven't been able to
create anything together.

But with this money, babe,
we can give birth

to a wide-eyed,
innocent, wet,
wriggling little charity,

and you know
I'm hanging on
to that placenta.

Placenta?

It's what I call
the non-taxable

deferred interest
on gains.

Yeah, well, I think it's
gonna be a little harder
than we thought.

I called the lawyer,
and apparently,
this cashier's check

still isn't enough
to get this nonprofit
off the ground.

Well, just go back and ask
Steve for more money.

I mean,
you said it made him
feel good about himself.

Yeah, that's true.
I've never seen him
more up.

He was bragging about it
to Didi,

his stepmother whose approval
he seems to want desperately.

I don't know, there's just
something about his motives

I don't quite trust.
His motives?

I'll tell you
what his motives are.

He's trying to impress you.

So let him think
you're impressed.

Get more money.

And so
that's what my mom did.

It was just such
an amazing gesture,

and it shows
how much you've grown.

To be able to proudly
announce what you've done.

Knowing your
father's feelings.

I mean, you are
the kind of person
I could really respect,

no matter
how much money you have.

Oh, well, it's really great
to hear you put it that way.

You know, 'cause money
really shouldn't matter.

No, charity comes from the...
From the heart, you know?

Wow, you're making this
a little too easy to
ask you for more money.

Am I?

You need more money?
For... For what?

And so my mom
told another little lie.

Well, yes, I have
some personnel changes,

and the offices are growing.

And you did say that
there was more where
that came from.

Not a problem at all.

Thank you.
Okay.

Listen, I need money.

I mean,
there's gotta be a way
that you can get me

just a little bit
without my dad
knowing, right?

I mean,
it's pocket change.

The cost of
a bottle of wine

or a smallish speed boat.

You know, Steve,
you're very young
and handsome.

I mean, I bet you have
the stamina of Kenyan.

A north Kenyan, baby.

Good luck
getting a south Kenyan

to spend an entire day
at a blood diamond camp.

The point is,

I have always been
very attracted to you.

Nice! Thanks.

Very attractive.

Oh, well, you kind of
have to say that.

You're my stepmom.

Always felt like
we've had this

sexual heat.

Yeah, well, you kind of
have to say that, too.

No, that one was
probably optional.

I want to spend
the night with you.

I want to make love to you.
I've always wanted to.

If you do that with me,

maybe I can get the money
from your father.

Think about it.

Steve had been
invited to a sleepover
with his stepmom,

but was nervous about it.

Can't believe that
I'm actually thinking
about saying yes.

Do you know what
I'm potentially
getting myself into, Migo?

Sure, you're considering
whoring yourself out

and endangering
your relationship with Emmy

by sleeping
with another woman.

Let alone,
a woman she loathes.

No, I meant that I'm
actually thinking about
sleeping with my mom,

but thanks for heaping
that other stuff on.
Uh, stepmom.

But I have to do it.
I need the money.

Why don't you just
tell her you can't
get the extra money?

'Cause Emmy finally
respects me.

Ironically, it's for not
caring what my dad thinks.

But I'm not willing
to lose that.

Well, if you need
some extra cash,

maybe there's some large,
unnecessary purchase

that you've made recently
that you can get rid of.

Large, unnecessary purchase?

Migo, I can't think
of a single... Oh, God.

So Steve was going
to give up something that
meant everything to him

for someone
who meant even more.

Now, there is only
one of these in the world,

and it's a steal
at just $25,000.

I will give you $8,000.

You're kidding me, friend.

Bro, please, hook me up.

Friend, friend,
you're robbing me!

Bro, bro...
Friend, friend...

Of course,
he couldn't let my mom see
that he was in need of cash.

So he asked Fa'ad
to sell it for him.

This is more than
just a bicycle.

It is painted
with gold leaf.

The chain
is pure platinum.

It is worth $25,000, easily.

$16,000.
$25,000!

$18,000.
$25,000!

Is there really only
one of these in the world?

Yes.

Oh, I must have
this bicycle.

But you already do.

It's your bike already, remember?

I'll give you $25,000!

Friend, friend.
Bro, bro.

Friend, friend, $25,000!

Sold.

Shake! Not you.

Now I have
a better bike than you.

I have no bike.
I just sold you that.

Literally, any bike
would be better than mine.

Excellent!

Just let me move
a few things around.

I have some
cash flow problems.

But you'll
get your money soon.

But Andy had
arrived earlier that day.

He overheard.

Great, I'm gonna
need that money
quickly, though.

Hey, don't bust
my baklava, okay?

You'll get it.

So he went back
up to the tree house
to tell my mom.

Fine, I'll look into it.

Apparently, without an MBA
as a managing director,

it is very hard to get any
of these real donors to
take the charity seriously.

And this is not enough.

Well, what about
the second check
from Steve?

Yeah, I don't have it yet,
and even if I did,

according to the lawyer,
all the money we take in

has to be invested
to show the donors

that we're fiscally
blah, blah, blah.

This is...
This is impossible!

Ah, hang on.

I think I found
the perfect investment.

I just saw Fa'ad, and...

yeah, wait, is this
one of those moustache
vending machine things?

No, look.

Rich people
are overexposed, okay?

I mean, they got money
in the stock market,

they're billionaires,
but they can't get at it.

Okay, I mean, they're
out there selling their
bicycles, for God's sakes.

I mean, what they need
is a one-week loan,

and they are willing
to pay for it.

So we're loan sharking?

That's just one
of those terms
that people use

to make a legitimate
practice sound ugly.

You know, like, uh,
eco-terrorist.

Or Peeping Tom.
You know?

I'm tellin' ya,
this is it!

So Andy contacted Fa'ad,

and he brought him
the cashier's check.

I won't be
a moment, darling!

What are you doing here?

We have channels
for this sort of thing.

Hey, man, do you want
the money or not?

Shh! I have a female here.
Just give me it.

The lady
was Steve's stepmom.

Hey, uh...
Do you have an umbrella?

Yes, I have
thousands of them.

So Fa'ad gave
the cashier's check
to Steve for the bike,

and Steve was able to give
another cashier's check
to my mom.

Of course,
neither of them realized

it was the same
cashier's check.

I got the second check
from Steve.

So now, with the other
cashier's check I gave you,

we finally have
enough money to get
this thing up and running.

I don't have the
other cashier's check.

I floated that one
to the Arab.

So I guess I gotta
go back to Steve

and ask for more money.
Again.

Make the guy happy.
Do whatever you gotta do.

This made
my mom uncomfortable.

But she went back and asked
Steve for another check.

Oh, of course.

Which made Steve
more uncomfortable.

And I guess
that's when he decided
to have the sleepover.

I've, uh,
made up my mind.

For a large
sum of money,

you can have this.

Oh, mommy likey.

I guess
she wanted his clothes
or something, too.

Okay, we have a deal.

But I'm not gonna
give you the money

until after we're done.
You understand.

Standard procedure.
I know how it works.

But it turns out
Didi didn't have

that kind of cash
on her, either,

but she knew of
a loan shark who did.

Hey, you the guy I was
put on the phone with?

Yeah. Thanks for
meeting me here.

But, uh, I can't
loan you the money.

I promise
I am good for it.

I am about to come into
a lot of money.

Not my problem,
sugar pants.

This is a sure thing.

I am about to
secretly film

my stepson
and I together,

and I am going to use it
to extort him

for everything he has.

To get back at my jerk of
an ex-husband for dumping me.

There's only one guy I know
deserves that treatment.

I wish it was him.

But, anyway,
as I said,
honey slacks,

no loan for you.

So Steve, determined
not to let my mom down,

got ready for his night
with his stepmom.

And my mom,
feeling guilty,

decided to
finally come clean.

Hello?

I'm looking for...

Is this Didi?
It is.

What can I do for you?

Nothing.
I'm just looking for Steve,

and I will climb down
and find him.

Climb down?

Are you in a tree?

No.

I'm in a very
tall building.

Taking stairs.

I mean, you know,
I do that

to stay
in really great shape.

Oh, trying to catch
Steve's eye?

Think you might
be a little late.

I'm sorry, late?

Steve enjoys
the finer things in life.

Especially when it comes
to women.

Anyway, I'll be sure
to tell him that you called,

and maybe he'll be done
by the time you get here.

But I doubt it.

But, as it turns out,

my mom was
able to get there
within the minute.

Migo! Where's Steve?

Oh, he's taking a shower.

But he asks
not to be disturbed.

Can I take him a message?

Migo, why is he
taking a shower?
Tell me.

Because it makes him
feel refreshed.

Migo, is Steve
taking a shower

because he's going
to go and have sex
with Didi?

No, Emmy,
you don't understand!

He's only sleeping with Didi
because he's broke.

Steve is broke?
His father cut him off,

and Didi is paying him
for sex.

He doesn't have any money
because he gave everything
to you.

He's sleeping with Didi
for you.

Oh, my God.

Didi? I know Didi.

How do you guys
know Didi?

How do you know Didi?

She's that gross rich lady
I've been telling you about.

You said that lady
was extorting money
from...

Oh, my God.

Steve!

Steve...

You're being set up.

Your stepmom's
going to extort you
if you sleep with her.

What? No, no, no.

I'm not gonna sleep
with my... Didi.

Can we call her Didi?
I mean, for God's sakes,
she's not my mom.

Steve,
I know everything, okay?

I know you were
just doing this
to save my charity,

but there is no charity.
I lied.

I just didn't want you
to know I was sitting
around all day,

being everything
I've given you
such a hard time about.

I'm... I'm so sorry.

Unbelievable. Wow.

Well, I'm certainly glad
that I turned Didi down.

You did?
'Course I did.

I mean, I do have
principles, you know.

You know,
I called my dad,
and I said,

"I don't care
if I'm cut off.

"No, it's worth it,
because I'd rather
be poor

"and support
what I thought was
a good cause-cause

"than to sell out
and..."

No, no. But, Steve,
you weren't cut off.

Didi just made that up,

so that you would give her
your checkbooks and accounts

so she could rip you off!

Wait, so I still have
all my money?
Yes.

I was just gonna sleep
with Didi for pleasure?

Steve, I'm sorry.

Didn't you say you
weren't going to
sleep with her?

I thought you said
you were gonna
turn her down.

Well, I have
to lie about that.

I mean, if... If Gandhi
slept with his stepmom,

he'd lie about that.

Gandhi!

Anyway, you're lying
about a charity.

Well, I'm not sleeping
with her now.

That's what I came
to tell her!

That I'm not
gonna do it!

Even though
she's not my stepmom,

so it wouldn't be creepy
if I did!

But it would be
creepy if, say,

a neighbor thought he was
getting paid to do it.

Oh, Fa'ad.

Oh, man, I really
wanted that bicycle.

And she's paying me.

She's broke, man.

What? You mean
I'm doing this
for pleasure?

All I know is
everybody felt guilty,

and I somehow ended up

with the most expensive
bike in the world.

Aren't families the best?