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You'd think
living in a tree house
would be fun, right?

How do you find
the area of a circle?

Uh!

You'd be wrong.

Is there any way
we can get those eaglets
to shut up?

Don't worry about the eaglets.
Area of a circle.

Pi r-squared.
Good.

Here's your granola.

Oh, come on!

Why can't we get
some of that chocolate cake
Steve always has out

so he can feel good about
not eating chocolate cake?

If you eat sugary breakfasts,
you will crash
in the middle of class.

And you didn't get
much sleep anyway.

Yeah, I wonder why.

Honey, the eagles made
their home in the eaves
of this tree house first.

We are the visitors.
We need to respect...

Oh, my God. Shut up!

I think
the tree house was wearing a little thin on my mom too.

Now as soon as you get home,
we'll do the Cuba research

for your
international
fair project.

We want to stay
on the honor roll,
don't we?

Yeah, but I could do it
without you being so uptight.

I'm not uptight.

Would you look at this woman
racing through here
at nine miles an hour!

It's eight!

Mom, that's Megan's mom.
Don't embarrass me, okay?

So sorry, Emmy.

Our power went out,
and we couldn't get past
our main gates today.

But I guess that's a problem
you don't have
living in a fort in a tree.

Bye.

Do people tease you
about that?

I think it's been
a great bonding thing
for the class.

And that's when
my mother decided that maybe
it was time for a change.

Migo, what are you doing?

Don't worry.
It's just
a tranquilizer dart.

So I'm to believe
that squirrel's just gonna
pull a dart out of its head

and walk this one off?

Yes.

Why, did you find
his head?

I was just on my way actually
to take Steve up on his offer
to move into the house.

I can't live there anyway.

He's been really great
and trying to show us
how responsible he is.

You know, right now's
probably not the best time
to see Steve.

Don't be silly.

I think
if Migo really did have
a tranquilizer dart,

he would have used it
on my mom just then.

Steve. Steve?

But only
to stop her
from seeing this.

You have got
to be kidding.

Hey, beautiful.

Hi, Steve. Emmy's here.

Oh, please,
don't get up.

I'm sure it was hard enough
falling asleep
at the bottom of the stairs.

Well, I probably passed out
at the top of the stairs,
but I do toss and turn.

Oh, yeah, great.

You really do
bounce back quickly.

Well, you have to.
It's fashion week.

You know,
it's nonstop parties,

and if you don't keep up,
you fall off the A-list.

So there really is a list?

Well, not exactly.
But page six
is kind of our scorecard.

How'd we do?

A mention
and a picture.

Dropkicking
a paparazzo's camera
into Central Park lake.

This is ironic.

There's no picture of her
beating me up afterwards.

I'll tell you
what else is ironic.

I was actually coming in here
to talk to you
about moving into the house.

'Cause I thought
you were becoming
a more responsible person.

More responsible?

I was working
all last night.

Oh, it's work now,
this lifestyle?

Yeah.

You think it's easy
being the sole representative
of the Wilde family

at every social function?

My family counts
on me to be

the public face
of Wilde Oil.

I'm on page six
so that people forget

what my family did
on page one.

No, nobody works harder
than I do.

Except Fa'ad.

Fa'ad is a hard worker.

Don't worry.
I got Steve safely to bed
and...

Oh, Steve!

How do you guys
just pop up like that?

How did I do?

You didn't make it, buddy.
Oh, no.

I need to be on that Ah-list.

A-list.
My brother Fazoul,

the younger Fazoul,

is lobbying to replace me
as the American face
of my family.

Last night, I even
tinkled in the fountain
at Lincoln Center.

Surely that's newsworthy.

We weren't anywhere
near Lincoln Center
last night.

Well, this was fun.

But I have some apartments
to look into.

Wait, why?
Because I've been
working late?

Okay, even if I did buy
that being on the A-list
was somewhat important,

I can't believe
that the only way
to get there

is with this kind of
reckless
drunken behavior.

There are people on page six
who do good for the world,

who use their A-list status
to enact social change.

Oh, well, yeah,
but that's super advanced.

I don't think
you could handle it.

Handle it?
I lived in the Amazon.

Your little party scene
would be
like a vacation for me.

And I promise you,
I could do it without
giving up my dignity.

Okay. Let's say we make
a little wager then.

I'm sorry?

Come out
with us tonight.

I'll introduce you
to some people.

Let's see if you can handle
one evening of my lifestyle

without giving up
your dignity.

Easy bet.
You're on.

And if I win, you move in
and accept my lifestyle.

And if I win, you accept
it's not a lifestyle.

Deal.
Deal.

I'm warning you,
just because I'm going
to this A-list party

doesn't mean
I'm gonna totally change
who I am.

Mind if I tag along?

The three of us
could limo-pool.

Uh, maybe.

We cannot be seen
with him.

I know.
He'll totally drag us down.

See you at 8:00?

My mom had bet Steve
that she could live his life
without changing her ways.

Oh, yeah!
We're right here.
We moved places.

All right,
so rule number one,

every drink that goes by
is the drink you ordered.

Otherwise,
you'll never get a drink.

Are you actually
teaching me
how to do nothing?

'Cause that sounds
pretty advanced.

Maybe we should
start me off
with doing very little.

And then I could work my way
down to doing nothing.

I'm teaching you
how to fit in.

You might want to come up
with a character or a look

or a signature laugh
or phrase.

That's Rachel Zoe's.

Oh, well, I got a free drink,
so you might
as well take me home.

That's Lindsay Lohan's.
Try bragging.

Talk about your access
or your money or your stuff
or your home.

I have
none of those things.

I know.
I'm suggesting
that you lie.

It's like saying
"I love you" to somebody
that you barely know.

I get it.

That's why these parties
are such hard work for you.

Because you act so superficial
and you're obsessed
with celebrity...

Oh, my God,
that's Anna Lowry!

Yeah, the editor
of Vouve Magazine.

She's also
a huge philanthropist.

She's starting
this whole foundation
in South America,

and that is someone I would
really like to get to know.

Yeah, Anna Lowry
is a little advanced
for you.

You might want to start
with the coat check girl.

Steve, I got this.

Does my eye
deceive me?

Is that Emmy
walking straight up
to Anna Lowry?

Does she even have
a signature laugh yet?

Are you kidding?
It's her first day at work.

Then I suppose
we'll soon find out
if she has a signature cry.

Where'd you get
the eye patch from?

From Steve Jobs.
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Bwa-ha-ha.
Ba-ha-ha. Ba-ha!

What do you think?

The eye patch, the joke
or the mutton chops?

The laugh.
I'm putting a B
at the beginning.

B-he-he-he.

Got to say, it seems
kind of desperate.

Oh, well,
I am desperate.

My brother Fazoul has been
walking around my property

with an architect
and a minaret team.

More minarets?

Great.
We're gonna get drones.

There she goes.
I better go help her.

Anna Lowry, I so respect
what you're about to do.

I mean, not eat that shrimp.

My name is Emmy Kadubic.
I should have
opened with that.

And now you've closed
with it.

Anna.

Steve!

Love the new boobs.
Steve.

No, I'm talking
about her two new assistants.

Who I'd love
to bury my face between.

Oh, Steven,
you are wicked.

Well, coming from
a witch like you,
that really means something.

Ba-ha-ha-ha.
Ba-ha.

I love this man.

Well, surely not
for his laughable laugh.
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa.

My eye fell out.

Coming!

Do you know him?

I only know
A-listers.

Oh, and this is
Emmy Kadubic

of the Amazonian
Kadubics.

Love the hair.
Forgive the shoes.

You're on your own.

Meanwhile,
I was with Mr. Lunt,

who turned out to be sort of
a human tranquilizer dart.

Oh, and here's
a pressed shamrock

from an angry Irish tough
I met in Hell's Kitchen.

Oh, but he could sing.

Please, can I go
to bed now, Mr. Lunt?

Well, if you didn't want
to see these,

why did you ask,
"Were you ever my age?"

These are ours.
We moved.

Wonderful place
called Moyobamba
in the highland jungle,

and they
really need help.

Incredible.
We should talk about that.

We are.
We really should.

Maybe at
the Stella McCartney.

I'm dying to sneak a look
at the new Gaucho line.

Me, too.

Meet us there.

Hey, so, how'd it go
with Anna?

Anna Lowry just asked me
to meet her
at the Stella McCartney party

to see the new
Groucho line.

She's probably gonna
end up appointing me

to a position
in her charity
or something.

Your lifestyle,
but responsible.

I won this bet.
Won the bet?

You haven't even
done anything yet.
Talk to me in six hours.

Well, I'm obviously
not going to stay here
for six hours.

I have to wake my daughter up
in the morning.

I'll take care of that
for you.

I don't think so.
No, seriously,

I could use
the break from work,

and it kind of seems
like a vacation for me.

Really? Raising a child
is like a vacation?

I could take care
of that child without
becoming super uptight

and turning the kid
into a basket case.

You have no idea
what's involved.

It is a constant
juggling act.

I'm either helping her
with her homework

or making lunches
or volunteering
in the classroom.

She's a straight-a student,
yes, but she needs
to be pushed.

This week, she has
her Cuba booth due.

We have to bring it home.
We have to work on it.

We have to make empanadas.
It is endless.

Easy.

Easy?
E-Z.

Well, you know what,

Puddle doesn't seem
to think I need to be
pushing her either.

So why don't we make
a counter-wager?

For real?
I'm already living your life.

So let's add
a few days to it and
you try to live mine.

Whoa, whoa, listen.
When I said
it was gonna be E-Z,

maybe I oversimplified.

That's what I thought.

It's gonna be e-zay.

And if you lose,
you have to
sleep with me.

No, I did not shake
on that.

It's always implied.
You should know that.

God.

And the next morning,
Steve was taking
to his new job as a parent.

Somebody earned
another piece of breakfast.

I can't believe
you're letting me
have this.

My mom would go crazy.

Well, your mom's
not in charge.

And we're not doing it
the uptight way.

Yeah, she'd be
all freaked out
right now

about how
she'd want to help
with the empanadas.

Oh, your mom
and her tribes.

Oh, no, actually,
it's for my Cuba project.

You and I are supposed
to make them.

Tell you what,
how about
we fly down to Cuba,

and we'll make them do
whatever we want.

Cool, but we should
probably get going.

Do you think they'll let me
eat this on the school bus?

Oh, they'll definitely
let you eat that
on the school bus,

but you're not going
on the school bus.

You're going in my Corvette.

Yeah, and you can't eat
in the Corvette.

I'd never been in a car
driving this fast before.

It was like being
in a car commercial.

There's never been
a better time.

So now what do you
want to do?

I think maybe
I should go to school.

You're right.
Time to go to school...
In a rocket.

Unfortunately,
speed wasn't what we needed.

Wait, so you have no idea
where your school is?

Well, I'm usually
looking down
at my homework.

Can't you call my mom
or something?

No. But don't worry.

I know just the man
who'll know.

The man he knew
was a private investigator.

So I ran a check
on the little girl,

and I got it down
to two schools.

Neverwood Junior High
on East Sycamore...

That's it!

Rocket time.

And I was only
an hour and 40 minutes late
when we got to school.

But that still put Steve
back at the house
before my mom walked in.

Are you just getting in?
Out partying all night?

Well, I wouldn't
describe it as partying.

I was socializing.
And I was making contacts.

And obviously there was
dancing because that's what
they do at those places,

but it was all
very responsible.

Really?
'Cause you seem
kind of tipsy.

I had a drink,
because that's what you do
at those places.

But I behaved
very responsibly.

Nobody kicked any cars
or crashed any cameras.

I'm a little tired.

How did it go
being Mr. Mom?

Did you even remember
to feed her?

Oh, piece of cake.

Did you remember to feed her
anything other than cake?

Ba-hoo-hoo.

That laugh
is so last night.

Why can't I make myself
a cup of coffee?

Did she work
on her Cuba booth?

Because she was supposed
to do her homework.

Oh, would you chillax?
It was easy.

I did my job.
It's actually the most fun
I've had in ages.

Me, too. I had a ball.
Anna just hit me up.

She wants me to roll
with her again tonight.

Unless you want me
to skip it

because you can't handle
Puddle another day.

No, no, no.
Are you kidding?
It'd be e-zay!

I'm just trying to think
about where
I'm gonna have my nap

when she goes to school.

Yeah, that never
really worked for me.

I mean,
something usually comes up,

but I can nap now.

Oh!

Oh, no, I hope
this is not somebody
calling to say

how you lost control
last night.

'Cause that would mean
that you lost the bet.

Do you know somebody
named Junior High...
No, never mind.

It's my friend's son Junior.

Hi.

And that's when
Steve found out
that I had fallen asleep

in the middle
of a math test.

I'll be there
right away.

What's the address again?

Man, that principal's
more uptight
than your mom.

Yeah, I guess I'm not
as used to a sugary breakfast
as I thought.

I just passed out.

Yeah, there's probably
a lot of sugar

in a double-dipped
chocolate rum cake.

They're gonna make me take
the math test over again.

But I should probably
get started on
my international fair booth.

That's great,
but, look,

I don't mean
to be a pushy parent

like your mom,
because I'm not,

but I think you should try
to get a really good grade
on it.

Because otherwise
it's gonna look
like I'm not pushing you.

What's in it for me?

How would you like
another piece

of that double-dipped
chocolate rum cake?

Wow, this is your Cuba booth?

What are you trying
to say?

Cubans don't know
how to build booths?

Sorry, I forgot
to tell you,

we were supposed
to bring them home
and work on them there.

So that's what your mom meant
by "Don't forget to bring

"Puddle's Cuba booth
home to work on."

You know what, actually,
I think it looks pretty good
for what it is.

Especially compared
to some of the...

Oh, my God,
the Taj Mahal.

Saint Basil's Cathedral.

I know.
It's St. Basil's Cathedral.

A lot of people call it
the Taj Mahal of Russia.

But I like yours.
What are you trying to say?

That Cubans don't know
how to build booths?

Ba-ha-ha-ha.

Oh, my God,
it hit the suburbs.

And wait until you see
the food my daughter made.

Food.
The empanadas.

And so Steve and I
set to work.

We were at it
for several hours.

Cuba!

Ba-ba-ba.

Good. That's good.

And great. Well, one.

So how many do we need?

70 to 100.

Squeazy.

As Steve was finding it hard

to not get uptight
during the day,

my mom was finding it hard
to stay responsible
later that night.

Emmy, your place
is divine.

I love the little
gothic touches.

Oh, thanks.

I haven't been here
that long, but...

Well, you've done
an amazing job.

And I have to say, Emmy,
I liked you for yourself,

but now that
I see this place,

I like you
a whole lot more.

Hey, guys,
look what I found.
Mexican sandwiches.

They're so good
when you're drunk.

Is it cool
to have these?

Yeah, dig in.

Have whatever you want.

So anyway, I did

such an amazing job
hyping the new
Val Kihms runway show,

that now tomorrow
the tent's gonna be
too small.

I have to find
a new venue.

Would somebody please explain
to me what's going on here?

Do you have any idea
what time it is?

Hey, girls.

I mean,
I have a child upstairs

who's trying to sleep
who has a very big
math test tomorrow

and the international fair,

and you're down here
carousing and...

Are you eating
my empanadas?

Are you kidding me?

Is that Steve Wilde?

What are you doing?
You're embarrassing me
in front of my friends.

We should leave.

If you want to invite people
like this over here,

you got to check
with me first.

Are you being serious
right now?

My mansion,
my rules.

Anna, wait.

You didn't tell me
where the thing is
tomorrow.

I wouldn't trouble
yourself with it.

Wait, Anna,
why don't we have it here
with the gothic touches?

You can sign off
on that?

My mansion, my rules.

Emmy, I love you.

I love you.

Oh!

Oh, fifth kiss.

My mom had been partying
like Steve,

while Steve was becoming
worse than my mom.

I'm tired of this.

I don't know
why we have to
do this again.

Look, Puddle,
this is real life, okay?

Models ate
our empanadas.

This is so much work.

Listen, this is really
setting me back too.

I've still got a lot more
varnish I need to
put on the Cuba booth.

And I've got
a bunch of math facts
that I need to check.

Oh, God.

I'm so sorry
that I'm acting this way.

My friend is visiting.

So, hey, Steve,
are you gonna tell me where
this Anna Lowry party is?

I'd love to get
on the Ah-list.

A-list.
She wanted to have it here
if you can believe it.

Here? Can I come?

No. She's not
gonna have it here.

I put my foot down.

Steve, if you're
gonna implode,

then don't take me
with you!

You're not doing it right.
You put shells in yours.

Do you have to yell?

It's 7:30 in the morning.
Mmm, those look really good.

Don't you dare touch those,
I swear to God...

Oh, look
who's getting uptight.

I'm not uptight.

Look at you.
You're a mess.

You're irresponsible.
No, I'm... This is e-zay.

I'm not irresponsible.
I'm just the opposite.

I'm helping Anna Lowry
pull together
a whole fashion show

in just six hours.

Well, good luck
getting there,
because it's Migo's day off,

and Puddle and I
are very busy
with her international fair.

Why would I need Migo?
It's gonna be here...

It's gonna be e-zay.

It's gonna be
e-zay squea-zay.

It's gonna be
easy squeazy.

And you did your research
on Cuba, right?

No.
Do you know anything
about Cuba?

Don't worry.
I know just the man
who will know.

Well, this is a rush job,
but I asked around.

There's this fella Castro.

Dark-complected.
5'9".

Beard. He seems to
run the show.

Perfect.
We can use this
on the booth.

Also Fa'ad
wanted me to track down
the location

of this A-list
fashion party today.

Turns out
it's at your house.

What?

No. She wouldn't.

Oh, yes, she would.

So Steve wanted to get back
in time to bust my mom.

But first he had to
do my fair.

Empanadas.

Not one person
has taken one.

They did come out
a little gross.

There it is. Finally.
My thank you.

They're gross, is it?

After spending
half the night
making them

and all day yesterday
chasing after you

and letting myself go

and losing touch
with my friends

and not doing a single thing
for myself and nothing...

Oh, would you please
just take one?

Steve, that's
the gym teacher!

She's one of the judges.

Steve, I think
you're getting too wound up
in this thing.

After all,
it's for the children.

Why don't you just butt out
and go on back
to jolly old Russhie?

Steve, that's the one person
I told you
you had to be nice to!

You ruined my project
and now you ruined my life!

I hate you!
I hate you, Steve.

That's probably just
the rum and sugar talking.

I let her try a cigar.

Meanwhile, my mom went ahead
with her A-list fashion show

despite what Steve said.

But I want to give
a special thanks

to someone
who was so helpful

in throwing
this thing together
at the last minute,

my angel-backer who made
this whole thing possible...

Mr. Fa'ad Shaoulian.

Fa'ad?

I am Fa'ad.

I'm not Fazoul.
I'm not Fazoul.

His generous donation
made this all possible.

What did he do?

I'm the one
who got you this house!

My mom didn't realize

that the reason
Steve was so good

at bouncing back
from a hangover...

He is a...
He's a B-lister.

...was because
A-listers are always expected

to act like nothing happened
the night before.

I got you drinks.
I got you food.
I got you these lights.

THIS IS .

Also, it's harder to walk on
those runways than you think.

Emmy!
Oh, hey, girls.

Emmy. Emmy.

You okay?

I've been coned.

I don't know
what happened.

I did all this work
for everyone

without so much as a...
Thank you?

Welcome to my world.

And then I demanded
a thank you.

Yeah, you're definitely
off the A-list
if you did that.

How did the Cuba booth go?

Your daughter may have been
knocked off the A-list too.

She's never gotten a B.

I know. It turns out
she really needed you.

As much as I hate
to admit it,

I don't know
how you do it every day.

Well, I don't know
how you do this.

Well, the cones help.

They do make you feel
cozy and safe.

To be honest,
I actually thought
it was gonna be eas...

Okay, I'm also sorry
for saying "e-zay."

Thank you.

I know.
It was super annoying,
wasn't it?

You know, now with this
whole newfound respect
we have for each other,

maybe we should give
moving into the house a try.

Honestly, nothing
would make me more happ-ay.

Wait, what?
No, no, no, don't.

Oh, my gosh, that would
make me so happ-ay.

We don't have to
start with that.

Everybody's saying that.

I don't think
we need to start...

Some of the models
on the way out
were saying that.

I didn't hear
anyone say that.

Oh, we're so happ-ay.
Look at us.