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What's going on?

Oy.

Oy, turn it off!

Hey, what's the matter, Sid?

Walking all over my floor.

What do you want
us to do, fly?

I just washed it.

Hey.

Not look very clean to me.

No, it won't.

Not with you lot
trampling all over it.

Come along, you three.
Back to your desks.

- Come on.
- I'll be with you in a minute.

Hey, where you go?

If you must know, I'm going
to see a man about a dog.

- Ah, it's all right.
- In you go.

Oh!

Thought I told you
to wash this floor.

- You did, but--
- Well, do it immediately.

It's disgraceful.

Oh!

All right, everyone back?

Well, I must say,
it's nice to see you

all working hard for a change.

S , Se or Brown.

We study for our eggs and ham.

Eggs and ham?

S .

In few weeks, we
have eggs and ham.

The word is exam.

Ah.

Sorry, wrong number.

Excuse me, Mr. Brown.

Yes, Miss Courtney?

I am extremely worried about
the forthcoming examinations,

particularly so far as your
English class is concerned.

Another failure
would be unthinkable.

Oh, don't worry,
Miss Courtney.

This time, we will sail through.

You had better.

However, in order
to reassure myself,

I am visiting each class in
order to check on its progress.

I am just on my way
to the woodwork class,

but I shall be back
in a few moments

to give your students
an oral test.

And I do expect some
correct answers.

Yeah, we'll do our best.

I just hope your
best is good enough.

Do not worry.

We will be surprising
Miss Courtney.

Yeah, well, that's
exactly why I'm worried.

Por favor?

Yes, Juan?

Did you buy a dog?

What dog?

The one you go see man about?

- I went to spend a penny.
- Ah.

Very cheap dog.

All right.

Now, I've checked your
homework last night,

and you're still making far
too many elementary mistakes.

For example, Ali.

Yes, please?

The letters O- H- M- S stand
for "On Her Majesty's Service"

and not for "Only Hindus,
Muslims, and Sheikhs."

- Jolly good.
- Juan?

S , Se or?

A sextet has absolutely
nothing to do with orgies.

You're wrong.

I beg your pardon?

S .

Last week, I see a
film, "Swedish Sextet."

Well, never mind what you saw.

Sextet means six people.

Si,m like in the film.

There were six big Swedish
girl with the big--

- Yeah.
- Don't.

Just look it up
in the dictionary

and write it out 10 times.

Su-Lee, to complete the
phrase "as wise as,"

you could have put
an owl, or even

Solomon, but not Chairman Mao.

Chairman Mao wiser
than everybody.

Yeah, well that's
your opinion.

Anna.

Yeah?

A sorcerer is a wizard, and
not something you put a cup on.

Danielle?

Congratulations.

Absolutely perfect.

Thank you.

But what about my homework?

I was referring
to your homework.

Oh.

Giovanni, the correct word to
describe a relative by marriage

is in-law, as in brother-in-law,
and not, as you put, outlaw.

It's the same thing.

It is not the same thing.

An outlaw is a bandit.

Well, so is my brother-in-law.

Yes, well, I hope you
find Miss Courtney's

questions as amusing.

She'll be here any minute.
- Excuse, please.

Don't interrupt.

I tend to tolerate your
frivolous attitude,

but you'll find that
Miss Courtney is

a horse of a different color.

Oh, blimey.

You should not be calling
Miss Courtney a horse.

I wasn't, although there
may be a certain resemblance.

Mr. Brown, please.

Just a minute, Danielle,
I haven't finished yet.

As I was saying, Miss Courtney
will not be as tolerant as I.

But on the other hand, you
mustn't let her intimidate you.

She may be a bit of an
ogre, but she's only human.

Excuse, please, Mr. Brown.

What's got into you all?

Why are you constantly
interrupting me?

I think they are
trying to indicate

my presence, Mr. Brown.

Ah, Miss Courtney, I
didn't hear you come in.

Obviously.

How long have you been here?

Long enough.

And now, Mr. Brown,
if you don't mind,

this horse of a different
color, this human ogre,

would like to find out how
clever your students are.

Yeah, well, certainly.

They're all yours.

Now, who would
like to be first?

Well, don't all
rush to volunteer.

Oh, very well.

I will ask a question, and
anyone who wishes may answer.

Now, then.

What is a circumflex?

Oh, come along, circumflex.

C- I- R- C- U- M- F- L- E-
X. Now, surely, somebody

knows what a circumflex is.

Yes, please.

Good.

What is it?

No milk today.

I beg your pardon?

So sorry.

Circumflex is a accent mark.

Would you bring me that
piece of paper, please?

What piece of paper?

The piece you're
hiding in your hand.

You are meaning this one?

Thank you.

Mr. Brown?

Mr. Brown?

Yes?

Would you wait in the
corridor until I have

finished with your students?
- Well, I-- I--

Good.

And shut the door after you.

Oh, and Mr. Brown.

- Yes?
- You might as well take this.

You may need it
for your milkman.

Now, to continue.

I am a foreigner.

Nein.

You are English.

Well, then, just imagine
that I am a foreigner.

Please, Miss Courtney.

What kind of
foreigner are you be?

Does it matter?

Oh, yes.

How can we be
imagine when we are

not know what to be imagine?

Oh, very well.

I am Russian.

And if anyone says, where am
I rushin' to, I shall scream.

Now, Miss Schmidt.

Ya?

I approach you in the
street, and I say, please

will you tell me the time?

What is your reply?

Time you bought
yourself a watch.

That is extremely rude.

I do not like Russians.

Let's try with some
general knowledge.

Mr. Singh.

Where is Sydney?

Outside, cleaning
the corridor.

Not the caretaker, the city.

Thousand apologies.

Anybody?

Australia.

Good.

Mr. Nagazumi.

Ah so?

What can you tell me
about the Duke of Windsor?

Which one?

There is only one
Duke of Windsor.

Not so.

Near where I live, they
are three Duke of Windsor,

two Dukes of Cambridge,
and one Prince of Wales.

I was referring to the
past and not a public house.

Does anyone know what
the letters GC mean?

Giovanni Cupello.

George Cross.

What class is he in?

I don't think I
can stand anymore.

Mr. Brown.

Finished already?

I am leaving while I still
retain some shred of sanity.

Well, you obviously didn't
give her very good answers.

Not our fault. Question
were too difficult.

Well, you'll just have
to work harder, right.

It's almost time to go now.

Don't forget your
homework, please.

See you tomorrow.

Oh, god, not again.

Haven't you
finished yet, Sidney?

I've washed it twice.

Well, wash it again.

It's still dirty.

- Time to go home, Ali.
- Oh, blimey.

I'm not wanting to go.

What's the matter?

Can I be speaking to
you most confidentially?

Yes, of course you can.

Fire away.

What's your problem?

You see, my wife, Rehana,
she's becoming another person.

Oh, dear.

Have you tried hormones?

What are you meaning?

Well, I don't know much
about these sex changes.

Oh, no.

She's not doing
anything like that.

Well, but you just said she
was becoming another person.

Yes, she's becoming another
lady person, not man person.

Oh, I see.

You mean she's
behaving differently?

Yes, please.

She's making phone calls,
and when I'm coming in,

she's hanging up, chop chop.

And at nighttimes,
she's going out, leaving

me in the house with the baby.
- Ah.

I'm beginning to see daylight.

Of course, it has
not being dark yet.

No.

You have just had a baby.

No, my wife had the baby.

But that's it, don't you see?

Lots of women change
after they've had babies.

It's called
postnatal depression.

I'm sure she'll get over it.

Some night, she's not
letting me sleep with her.

Have you thought about
getting an au pair?

Oh, blimey.

She would not be letting
me sleep with an au pair.

I mean to help with the baby.

Sorry, please.

I also think she
ought to see a doctor.

Oh, no.

She is not liking
doctors very much.

Yes, but she ought
to talk to somebody.

Perhaps you could talk to her.

Me?

Yes, please.

Well, I hardly
think I'm qualified.

- You must be helping me.
- All right.

I'll come home with you tonight,
and we'll see what we can do.

- Jolly good.
- All right.

Yes.

It's probably nothing at all.

Good night, Sidney.

Good night, Sid.

Hello, my beloved.

Baby's fed.

Curry is in oven.

I am going out.

Where are you going?

Please to be minding
your own business.

Eh?

I'm bringing Mr. Brown home.

Hello, Mr. Brown.

It is good of you to
be keeping Ali company.

Yeah, well,
actually, I came to--

Well, have a nice evening.

Do not be waiting
up for me, Ali.

See?

See what I am meaning?

Where is she going?

What is she doing?

Who is she seeing?

Well, you wait here.

I'll follow her and
see where she goes.

I can not be
staying late tonight.

I think Ali is
getting suspicious.

Enter.

I brought the
stockroom keys back.

Oh, thank you, Sidney.

If you see Gladys, tell
her she can take my tray.

Eh?

Take my tray.

Where to?

Not you.

Gladys.

Oh.

Oh, you're wearing
a black tie, Sidney.

Yes, I'm in mourning.

28 years to the day it happened.

Oh, dear.

The death of a loved one?

No, I got married.

You're a real
male chauvinist pig.

Pardon?

Pig.

Oh, you've met
the wife, have you?

That will do, Sidney.

Oh, just the fellow I want.

Eh?

I want some advice from
a man with experience.

Oh, round ho.

I've been about a bit.

What do you want to know?

Well, I need your
help, as a married man.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You'll catch it, doc.

I'm not married.

You are.

Oh, don't remind me.

No, son.

If you're thinking of taking
the plunge, forget it.

It's worse than doing porridge.

Now, what can I give
you some advice on?

I've changed my mind.

I don't think you are
qualified to help me.

I'll ask Miss Courtney.

Is it time, then?

What time are
you referring to?

Lesson time.

Oh, no.

Rehana is coming
to see Mr. Brown.

This is Sid, our caretaker man.

This is Mrs. Nadim,
the wife of Ali.

Very nice, too.

Please, don't be telling
Ali I have been here.

We are making
for him a surprise.

It is thank you party for
being such good husband

and giving me beautiful baby.

But we are not wanting
him to be finding out.

No.

Already he is most suspicious
with me going out to arrange

everything with Ranjeet.

Oh, don't worry.

I won't tell a dicky.

Never mind this Dicky.

It is Ali who should
not be finding out.

That's what I just said.

When's the surprise?

Tonight.

You are welcome to be
coming if you are wishing.

Oh, ta.

Jamila is making
lovely food, and Gladys

is making delicious cakes.
- Please.

Where is Mr. Brown?

He's in Miss
Courtney's office.

Good.

I must be asking him to be
keeping Ali late after class

so all students can
be arriving for party

before he is getting home.

Oh.

While you are
seeing Mr. Brown,

I go to be speaking with Gladys.

Oh, good.

And you can buy me
a nice cup of tea.

See you later, love.

See who that is, Mr. Brown.

Ta!

It's Ali's wife.

I wonder what she wants?

Are you sure you didn't
tell Ali about her affair?

Positive.

I just told him I'd lost her.

Well, perhaps she
wants to confide in you

because you are Ali's friend.

Oh, but couldn't she,
uh, confide in you?

Certainly not.

It is your problem.

You will deal with it.

I'll leave you alone.

Mr. Brown will see you now.

Sorry about that.
Come in, Rehana.

Sit down.

I am wanting to be
asking you something.

Yeah, well before you do,
I've got something to tell you.

Please, sit down.

I am being waiting.

Yes.

Look, firstly,
tell me something.

Do you love Ali?

Oh, yes.

Very much, indeed.

Good, good.

Well, what I have to say
is-- is rather delicate.

But you and Ali are both
sensible, intelligent people.

Thank you.

And you've been married
for almost two years now.

And you've now got a
lovely little baby.

Yes.

Well, I want you to
know that I understand

how these things can happen.

What things?

Well, not babies, but um--

well, look.

Let me put it another way.

When two people have
been married for a while,

sometimes familiarity creeps in.

Two people, living
together, doing

the same things day after
day, seeing the same faces.

It's only natural
that, occasionally,

one of the parties feels
that something is missing,

some excitement, perhaps.

So it's not unusual,
in these occasions,

for one of the parties
to meet somebody

else, to try and recapture
the first flush of romance.

- Mr. Brown.
- Please, let me finish.

Let me say just one thing.

The vital question
you must ask yourself

is whether to likely throw
away what you have already

for some passing infatuation
or to rise above it

and start afresh.

To err is human and
to forgive, divine.

That's all I have to say.

Oh, I see.

Now, what was it
you wanted to ask me?

No, it is not important now.

Well, Mr. Brown.

How did you manage?

Extremely well, I think,
Miss Court-- oh, sorry.

I was very tactful, and I
think she got the message.

Here, are you all right?

It is Mr. Brown.

He is telling me
something terrible.

What is it?

It is my Ali.

He is having affair
with another woman.

Hello, Ranjeet.

Good evening, oh, most
wise and illustrious one.

Yes, well, I wish I could
say the same about you.

Incidentally, before the
other students arrive,

I have something to tell you.

I know everything.

That is why I'm calling you
most wise and illustrious.

I mean, about what you and
Ali's wife have been up to.

Thousand apologies.

I think it's Ali you
should be apologizing to.

Why should I be
apologizing to Ali?

For your behavior.

After all, she is his wife.

I am knowing that.

That is why we are keeping
it secret from him.

You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.

Oh, no.

I am very pleased
to be doing it.

Yeah, I bet you are.

I am sure, if she's
asking you to do the same,

you would be most
happy to oblige.

I hardly think so.

Please, not to be telling Ali.

Well, I won't, for
his sake, not yours.

Good.

We are not wanting him to be
finding out before tonight.

Well, why tonight?

Tonight, he'll be
knowing everything.

Are you going to tell him?

No.

He'll be seeing for himself.

Good lord.

It will be a big surprise!

I think it'll be
more of a shock.

You are also coming
to the party tonight?

What party?

The one we have been
arranging for Ali.

I'm getting a bit confused.

You are saying you
are knowing everything.

Well, I just realized
I don't know quite

as much as I thought I did.

Now, tell me something, Ranjeet.

Have you been seeing Ali's wife?

Most certainly, to be
arranging the party for him

tonight at 10:00.

And that's all?

Just a party?

Oh.

Buenos noches, Se or Brown.

Juan.

Si, se or?

This is an English class.

When you arrive here, I
expect you to speak English.

No more buenos noches.
Good evening.

So right.

Yeah.

Good evening, Se or Brown.

That's better.

Buona sera.

Hey.

No buona sera Speak the English.

Don't you tell me to
speak the English, you

great Spanish onion.

I punch your head in, you--

you Italian ice cream.

All right.
That will do.

Sit down.

You tell him, se or.

I'm telling both of you.

You, sit down.

So right, so right.

And I'll tell you
what I told Juan.

This is an English class,
and when you arrive here,

I expect you to speak English.

No more buona sera.
Good evening.

Okeydokey.

- Good.
- Kalispera.

- Guten abend.
- Bonsoir, Mr. Brown.

I give up.

Greeting, Master B.

Ah, good evening, Jamila.

I have knit for you a scarf.

Oh!

Very kind of you.

Very patriotic.

And quite long.

Haq.

It is be start as
pair of sockies.

But I forget to
turn around here,

so I make a little
bit more longer.

Well, thank you very much.

I'm sure it will come in useful.

Oh, good evening, Su-Lee.

Taro.

Good evening.

Yes.

Right, now, before we go, um--

before we go any
further this evening,

the Education Authority are
taking some kind of census

and require these
forms filling in.

So, it's self-explanatory.

If you'd complete them now.

And then, if you
have any problems,

don't hesitate to ask, 'cause
that's what I'm here for.

Eh.

I have problem.

Juan, how can
you have a problem?

You haven't even looked
at your form yet.

No pen.

Ah.
Gracias.

Anybody else got a pen?

All right, now.

All you have to do is fill in
your surname, your first names,

your address in
England, your birth,

occupation, sex, marital status,
and what subject you're taking.

- Scusi?
- Yes, Giovanni?

I have the problem
with my first names.

Well, surely, you know them.

Sure.

Giovanni Vincenzo Marco
Dino Alberto Leonardo--

Yeah, all right, all right.

So, what's the problem?

I can't get them on the paper.

Well, just put
as many as you can.

Okeydokey.

Monsieur Brown?

Please, I do not know
the name of the hospital

where I was born.

You don't have to put the
hospital, just the town.

Just the town?

Have you put
the hospital, too?

No.

"Place where born."

Bed.

Finished.

Good.

Correction, not so good.

Por favor?

The correct answer to "sex"
is not "at least once a week."

You should put
"male" or "female."

Hey.

No sex with male, only female.

Excuse, please.

I'm being late.

You almost missed the census.

Rehana is still
been very mysterious.

Oh, look, don't worry.

Everything will be all right.

Tonight at 10:00,
all will be revealed.

Are you really
sure Ali's knocking

about with another bird?

Yes, Mr. Brown would
not be telling me lies.

Yet.

Oh, they're all
alike, these men.

Ha.

Doesn't deserve a
party like this.

I am being so unhappy.

I know what I would do.

What?

Kick him out.

Anna is right.

He's be being unfaithful.

He behave like an animal.

He deserves what he gets.

He does.

Hello, my beloved.

Don't you "belove" me, you.

Blimey!

What are you doing that for?

Hey.

You very bad man, you.

Mr. Brown is telling me
you are having girlfriend.

You damn fool.

Why are you saying that for?
- I didn't.

You've obviously
misunderstood me.

You are nearly
breaking up my marriage.

I am sorry, Ali.

It is you I should
be throwing cakey at.

Please, you can not be
throwing cakey at Mr. Brown.

I will do it.

Whoa!

My hair!