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I brought you some
coffee Ms. Courtney.
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I shan't be wanting it this
morning, thank you, Gladyx.
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I have to be at the
court in half an hour.
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Tennis court?
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Magistrates.
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Oh, my goodness.
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What have you done?
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I haven't done anything.
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I am on the bench.
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I am a JP.
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Oh, very nice.
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Any juicy bits?
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I beg your pardon?
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Well, you know like you
read in the Sunday papers.
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Husband finds wife
in bed with lover.
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No, Gladys.
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Just the usual
amount of football
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hooligans and drunk
and disorderly.
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That sort of thing.
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Enter!
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Thank you, Gladys.
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I brought the
stockroom keys back.
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Well, you better
hang onto them,
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Sydney, today.
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She's in court.
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Court what?
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Court!
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Magistrate's court!
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God, have you been nicked?
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Nicked?
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I've got a friend of
mine that'll defend you,
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and if he can't
get you off he'll
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bang a few quid to the JP.
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Most of them are bent.
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I am a JP.
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I was only joking.
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And I sincerely hope you were.
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I'll see you two tomorrow.
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Well, don't be
too hard on anyone.
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Will you?
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Remember, a person is innocent
until he's proved guilty.
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Yes, well I have often
thought that should
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be the other way around.
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You should know best.
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Lord, I'd hate to
come up before her.
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Me neither.
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With people like her
on the bench, no wonder
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they demolished
the death sentence.
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Case number one has been
put back until after lunch.
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OK, very well.
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Let's get on with it.
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Case number two.
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Call case number two.
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Good heavens.
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Ms. Courtney, what
are you doing here?
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I am the presiding magistrate.
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Oh, blimey.
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We are being in luck.
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We are bound to be
getting off scotty free.
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Quiet in court.
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I take it you know these
people, Ms. Courtney?
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I most certainly do.
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Are you sure you won't be
prejudiced in their favor?
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If I am prejudiced,
it certainly
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won't be in their favor.
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Inspector isn't
it a little unusual
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for the police to bring so many
defendants before the bench
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at one time?
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The dock seams to be
a little overloaded.
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The case is rather
unusual Madam.
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The accused, though
acting individually,
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did in fact commit the
offenses collectively.
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I see.
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What are the charges?
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Ms. Tsung Su Li and Mr.
Tado Nagazumi incited a riot.
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I demand Diplomatic immunity!
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Silence!
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Carry on.
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Mr. Giovanni Cappello
and Miss Danielle
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Favre disturbing the peace.
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Mr. Ranjit Sing and Mrs. Djambi
Larandraf causing an affray.
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Please, I'm not understanding
what he's meaning.
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And I'm not be
understand also Mr. G.
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But he's reading
out the charges.
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You mean we're having
to pay for being here?
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More than likely.
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Will you please be quite!
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Sorry!
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Mr. Ali Nadeem and
Ms. Anna Schmidt,
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causing a public nuisance.
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Mr. Juan Cervantes and
Mr. Maximilian Papandrios,
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assaulting a police officer.
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He assault us first.
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Si, he hit my
fist with his jaw.
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Another remark like that I
shall hold you in contempt.
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Por favor?
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Speak when you
are spoken to, Juan.
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Sorry, wrong number.
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Carry on with the charges.
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That's all.
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Well what about Mr. Brown?
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Oh, I'm not charged
with anything.
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What are you
doing in the dock?
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I've come here to
speak on their behalf.
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He's our mouthpiece.
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Sure!
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He's going to spring us.
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You see, Ms. Courtney--
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Stop!
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You must come down onto
the floor of the court
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if you wish to
address the bench.
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Oh, right.
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You see Ms. Courtney--
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Stop!
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I am not Ms. Courtney.
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Funny, she looked
like Ms. Courtney.
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You will kindle
address me as your honor.
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Sorry, Ms.
Courtney-- your honor.
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But there are mitigating
circumstances,
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and I'm sure that
when you've heard
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what these students
have to say you
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will decide to act leniently.
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I will see about that after
we have heard the explanation.
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Yes.
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Well it all happened last
Friday evening after class.
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As part of their homework, I
decided to give the students
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various tasks to perform.
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Things to do, places to visit.
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Su Li and Tado, would
you tell the court
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what happened in your case?
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Take the stand please.
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Take the book in your right hand
and read what's on the card.
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Yes, sir.
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I swear by Almighty God that
the evidence I shall give
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shall be the truth,
the whole truth,
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and nothing but the truth.
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Take the book in
your right hand--
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No!
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Are you saying that you are
not going to tell the truth?
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The Republic of China not
believe in Christian religion.
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What do you believe in?
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Chairman Mao.
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Very well, do you
swear by Chairman Mao
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that the evidence you give shall
be the truth, the whole truth
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and nothing but the truth?
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In Democratic
Republic of China
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there is no room for lies.
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Truth is absolute,
so say Chairman Mao.
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I think we can accept
that as an affirmation.
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Proceed.
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Task Mr. Brown
allocate to Tado
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and me is visit
Speakers Corner in Hyde
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Park to observe
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I say to you again
ladies and gentlemen.
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Do not be deceived by
assurance of a so-called change
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of attitude in China.
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They are still
governed by dictators!
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The people are still oppressed.
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Rubbish!
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It is not rubbish!
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China is still an
aggressive nation.
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It is Western Imperialists
who are aggressors.
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China is still a free democracy.
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Now who's talking rubbish?
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You are!
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If you don't like it over here
go back to where you came from.
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Don't speak like
that to my friend!
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You are ignorant
capitalist lacky, you are!
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Now calm down!
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If you wasn't a
lady, I'd thump you!
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I have news for you.
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I am no lady.
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You see it was political
act of self-defense.
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Not our fault.
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You may stand down.
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Who's next?
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Mr. Giovanni
Capello and Ms. Favre.
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Take the book in
your right hand,
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and read what's on the card.
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Not likely.
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I not to swear on
a Protestant bible.
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We are Catholics!
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I swear by the pope.
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Give him a Catholic Bible.
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Hockey cockey.
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I promise I'm going to
tell all of the truth.
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Me too.
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Carry on.
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Your honor, it's like this--
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Mr. Brown ask us to visit
television studios to see how
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television programs are made.
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Aye!
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Yes?
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Where do you
think you're going?
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We're going to
have a look around.
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You're not allowed
in here without a pass.
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But I'm sure you can
look the other way.
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Rules are made to be broken, no?
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Not by me, no.
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But it's for homework!
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Sorry.
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Hey!
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What's that down there?
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Where?
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Hey!
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What do we do now?
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We have the look around.
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Don't worry.
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Nobody is going to find us here.
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Santa Maria!
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Quick!
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In here.
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Good afternoon and
welcome to another edition
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of World of Sport.
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This afternoon in our
search for sporting action.
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Excuse me.
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But which way do we go?
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Do you mind?
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I'm on air.
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Hey, I've seen you
someplace before.
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You don't awful look
like that David Dickey.
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That's right.
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Look, I am Dickey Davis and
I'm trying to do a program.
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I'm very sorry about that,
but when the program is live,
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anything can happen.
As I was saying--
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Here, David.
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Can I have your
autograph please?
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Thank you very much.
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Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen, and welcome.
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My first guess tonight has
been across the Atlantic
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especially to be with us.
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I think perhaps it's best--
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Hey, I know you.
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It's Michael Parkington.
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No, it's not.
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It's Iman Andrews.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, my god!
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Its Mr. Brown's fault!
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Not mine!
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Your honor, I rest my bag.
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No.
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No.
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No, Giovanni, you
rest your case.
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OK, cocky.
I rest my bag and my case!
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Silence!
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And there's far too much
levity in this courtroom.
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We will now take a short
break, and when we come back
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I shall hope for a
little more respect.
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Otherwise, the
court will be clear!
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Can we have the next
defendants, please.
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Mr. Sing and Mrs. Ranja.
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What do you swear on?
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I never swear!
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It's against my religion.
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He is be mean
swear on holy book.
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1,000 apologies.
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I'm swearing by the.
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No, I am be sweared
by Almighty God.
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I am be sweared to tell the
absolute truth and nothing
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but the absolute truth.
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Carry on.
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Master G is ask us
for our homework to be
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take boat on river Thames.
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And we comply.
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When the weather
is fine and you know
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it's a sign for messing
around on the river.
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If you take my advice,
there's nothing so nice--
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Why, now, it's very simple.
270
00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:29,200
It's forward to go forward,
and backwards to go backwards.
271
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,133
What
272
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:31,100
About if you want
to go sideways.
273
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,700
I think I'll be sea sick.
274
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,200
You really want
to ride this boat?
275
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,333
Most definitely.
276
00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:39,367
All right.
277
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,100
Switch on.
278
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,467
I'll cast off.
279
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:44,800
Don't put it in gear
until I tell you to.
280
00:12:51,533 --> 00:12:52,333
Wee!
281
00:12:52,433 --> 00:12:53,267
Oh!
282
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,700
Please be getting
out of the way!
283
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,567
--so I'll leave you right now.
284
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:38,533
of messing
around on the river.
285
00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:40,233
It's a wonder the
boat didn't sink.
286
00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,500
It did.
287
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:43,500
Stand down.
288
00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:48,567
Oh--
289
00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:58,967
Who's next?
290
00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:00,533
Mr. up.
291
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:09,567
Take the book in your
right hand and read
292
00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:10,500
what's on the card.
293
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,567
Por favor.
294
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:13,933
tell the truth.
295
00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:16,233
Si, si,si.
296
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,367
I tell you what happened.
297
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:18,767
No, no.
I tell.
298
00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:21,400
No, no, no, no, no.
I speak good, better English.
299
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:25,767
No, I speak better English
than you speak better English.
300
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,433
Tell the court what
happened, Mr. Cervantes.
301
00:14:33,533 --> 00:14:34,433
Si, senora.
302
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:42,800
Mr. Brown, he tell us to
go and see the works watch.
303
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:43,733
Wax work.
304
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:45,533
Shh!
305
00:14:45,633 --> 00:14:47,367
She say I tell.
306
00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:49,533
Not you.
307
00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,100
OK.
308
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,767
So we go to Madame Tussauds.
309
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,300
Hey, I tell you to.
310
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,467
You take the photo of me with
the British Royal Family.
311
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,567
OK, which way we go?
312
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:11,000
We ask.
313
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:14,633
Where we find.
314
00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:16,900
We want the queen.
315
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,033
Hey, what's the matter?
316
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:19,167
You deaf?
317
00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:24,200
He's a wax man.
318
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:29,833
Looks like a real man.
319
00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:31,633
Hey, look.
Here's another.
320
00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:35,467
He don't look very nice.
321
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,967
He looks like a dummy.
322
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:40,633
How they get.
323
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:45,767
He's a speaking dummy.
324
00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:48,600
Can I help you gentleman?
325
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,800
Yeah, you're a real man.
326
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,100
Yes, including the mustache.
327
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,800
And we are looking
for the royal family.
328
00:15:55,900 --> 00:16:00,367
I'm going to have the
picture taken with the queen.
329
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:01,767
Arm-in-arm.
330
00:16:01,867 --> 00:16:05,933
Members of the public are not
allowed to touch the exhibits.
331
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,000
It's all right.
332
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,600
We no tell nobody.
333
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,900
Thank you very much.
334
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,600
Unfortunately, you are too late.
335
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,400
We are about to close.
336
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,500
You will find the exit that way.
337
00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:27,133
We better go.
338
00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:31,467
No, I want the picture with
the queen and Prince Philip.
339
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:34,033
We go that way.
340
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:39,000
Ah, there they are.
341
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:39,900
I go front.
342
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,100
You take picture.
343
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,167
OK, but be quick.
344
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,100
Watch the bird.
345
00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:48,767
I'll just check in here.
346
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:15,800
Come on you two.
347
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,000
That's all.
348
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,433
That's quite enough.
349
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:38,867
You may stand down.
350
00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:40,567
Mr. Nadeem and Ms. Schmidt.
351
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:47,267
I swear by Almighty God
that the evidence I shall give
352
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,867
shall be the truth,
the whole truth,
353
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,200
and nothing but the truth.
354
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,567
And what about you?
355
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:55,000
Oh, blimey.
356
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,167
I'm also swearing but
by the holy Koran.
357
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:06,933
Oh Yes.
358
00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:09,100
Proceed, please.
359
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,867
Jolly good.
360
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:12,867
Teacher is tolding
us to be visiting--
361
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,600
I am not tolding
you anything, Ali.
362
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:16,867
Oh, yes, please.
363
00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:19,267
I was being there when
you were tolding us.
364
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:21,400
There's no such word as tolding.
365
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,433
Teacher is right.
366
00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:23,167
Thank you, Anna.
367
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:26,100
Mr. Brown telled us.
368
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:31,433
The past participle of
the verb to tell, is told!
369
00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:34,800
Mr. Brown, may I
remind you that you
370
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,733
are not here to teach English.
371
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:38,867
Yes, Ms. Courtney.
372
00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:40,933
Sorry, your honor.
373
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:42,867
Carry on, Mr. Nadeem.
374
00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:44,100
Jolly good.
375
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,133
Mr. Brown told us to
be visiting the zoo.
376
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:48,233
We saw all the animals,
and on the way out,
377
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,900
Ali decided he wanted
to ride on the elephant.
378
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,600
See the Elephant with
a long trunk swinging.
379
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,700
The great big ears and
the long trunk swinging.
380
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,767
Sniffing up the peanuts
and a long trunk swinging.
381
00:18:57,867 --> 00:18:59,067
You can stay all day.
382
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:01,633
We're going to the
zoo, zoo, zoo--
383
00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:03,100
Excuse me, please.
384
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,567
We are wanting to have
a ride on elephant.
385
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:06,900
Hot cheese.
386
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,767
Would you like a turkey dog?
387
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,167
What?
388
00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:14,567
You were saying your cheese
is hard so I'm offering
389
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,500
you my dog.
390
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:19,333
Why don't we start again.
391
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:21,167
We would like to
ride on the elephant.
392
00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:22,300
Well, you can't.
393
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,600
Why not?
394
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,733
You are not allowed on the
elephant without a keeper.
395
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:29,733
We are wanting to be riding
on elephant not the keeper.
396
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,333
back.
397
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:32,433
I've no idea.
398
00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:34,933
You go for keeper?
399
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:36,967
No, I go for pint.
400
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,167
You can come to, to too, we're
going to the zoo, zoo, zoo.
401
00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:40,933
Hello!
Hello!
402
00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:41,933
Hello!
403
00:19:42,033 --> 00:19:43,633
Oh, it is an Indian elephant.
404
00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:44,967
How do you know that?
405
00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:47,533
It has bigger head
and longer nose.
406
00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:48,267
Oh, blimey!
407
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:50,700
It is pinching my hot dog!
408
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,667
Hey,
409
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:54,367
What are you doing?
410
00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:56,000
We are going to be
riding on elephant.
411
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:58,800
- No, we wait for keeper.
- Don't worry.
412
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,200
I know everything
about elephant.
413
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,500
Please be getting up.
414
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,433
It may be dangerous!
415
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:03,533
Oh, no.
416
00:20:03,633 --> 00:20:05,667
Indian elephants are
most peaceful people.
417
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:07,667
We are only going to be sitting.
418
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:09,767
Climb, please.
419
00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:10,700
Come, Ali.
420
00:20:14,733 --> 00:20:17,267
We're way high!
- Oh, yes.
421
00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:21,333
When I was being a little boy in
Delhi I used to ride a little.
422
00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:22,267
Oh, yeah?
423
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:23,467
Oh, yes.
424
00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:26,433
To be going on left side,
you're pulling left ear.
425
00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:27,367
Yeah.
426
00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,300
If you're going
on the rightwards,
427
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,633
you're pulling right here,
and to be stopping you're
428
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,767
pulling both ears.
429
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,067
What about starting?
430
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:38,367
To be starting
you bang on head.
431
00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:42,767
Speak, Ali.
432
00:20:53,433 --> 00:20:54,333
Help!
433
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,067
What happened to elephant?
434
00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:13,300
It went for a
bath in the lake.
435
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,100
Unfortunately we're
still sitting on it.
436
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,400
You may stand down.
437
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,833
Mr. Brown, have you anything
to say before I give judgment?
438
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,267
Yes, Ms. Courtney--
yes, your honor.
439
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,300
I beg the court to show
clemency in this case.
440
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:32,100
These poor, unfortunate people
are guests in our country.
441
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,033
They have journeyed
from their native lands
442
00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:36,667
to our shores to learn
our mother tongue?
443
00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:37,933
Why?
444
00:21:38,033 --> 00:21:39,367
Because they admire
our English way of life
445
00:21:39,467 --> 00:21:41,367
with its long tradition
of hospitality,
446
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,600
free speech, justice,
and above all fair play.
447
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,000
They have committed no
offense in their eyes.
448
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,500
They were merely
carrying out their duties
449
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,167
as they saw them, but only
have to look at them to see
450
00:21:51,267 --> 00:21:52,633
that they are not criminals.
451
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,833
I'm sure the court will
find them innocent.
452
00:21:57,933 --> 00:22:00,067
If anyone is guilty it is I.
453
00:22:04,733 --> 00:22:06,300
Thank you, Petrocelli.
454
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,867
Having regard to your
impassioned plea for mercy.
455
00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:16,433
The court tends to
agree with your remarks.
456
00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:20,033
The accused are more
misguided than mischievous.
457
00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:23,333
Therefore the court finds
the defendants not guilty.
458
00:22:25,733 --> 00:22:29,067
However, the court
agrees with Mr. Brown,
459
00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:31,333
that if anyone is guilty he is.
460
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,700
To have sent out these
poor, unfortunate
461
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,033
students on such
foolhardy errands
462
00:22:36,133 --> 00:22:38,000
is highly irresponsible.
463
00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:41,567
Need it a pity that the
court cannot punish you,
464
00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:43,500
but be warned Mr. Brown.
465
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,200
If you ever come
before this bench
466
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:49,700
again, for whatever reason you
will be severely dealt with.
467
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,600
The court will adjourn.
468
00:23:00,367 --> 00:23:03,367
Hey, professor you
want to go for a drink?
469
00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:04,733
Oh, no thanks.
470
00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:05,733
I'm driving.
471
00:23:15,933 --> 00:23:16,767
Is this your car, sir?
472
00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:18,433
Yes.
473
00:23:18,533 --> 00:23:21,400
Having trouble with
your memory are you, sir?
474
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,433
Pardon?
475
00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:24,800
Your road tax disk
has run out, sir.
476
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,467
Oh, well I'm sure
I've applied for it.
477
00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:28,767
What's going on,
Constable Jones?
478
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:29,767
Another tax dodger madam.
479
00:23:32,467 --> 00:23:34,367
Well, while you're at it,
Constable, why don't you
480
00:23:34,467 --> 00:23:36,933
check his lights and his tires.
481
00:23:37,033 --> 00:23:39,567
And how about his insurance?
482
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:41,800
I shall be seeing
him again tomorrow.
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