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Mr. Anderson, I will
pop him in the choppers.
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You must be fast.
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I'll be kicking you
out the..
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Come on.
What's going on here?
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What's all this about?
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They're having a
religious discussion.
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Yes.
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Well everyone sit down, please.
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I will not have this sort of
behavior in the classroom.
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He's saying rude
things about Allah.
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And you are saying rude
things about my case.
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Yes.
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Well in the future kindly keep
your differences to yourselves.
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Now shake hands.
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Oh, no.
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I'm not shaking hands
with an infidel.
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Ali, shake hands.
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But he's the one
who started it any.
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I'm only giving him
titty for tatty.
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Tit for tat.
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Yes, please.
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I don't care who started it.
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Shake hands.
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OK.
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Ranjeet.
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I cannot shake the
hand to a barbarian.
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Well either you
shake hands or go home.
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It's entirely up to you.
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Sit down and pay
attention everybody.
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Please.
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Pay attention.
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Attention.
Here we are.
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No, Zultan.
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It's not that sort of attention.
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It means to attend, to listen.
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Hey, He no speak very good.
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No, I would like
you all to help
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Zultan to grasp a few rudiments
of the English language.
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Excuse please.
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Yes, Ingrid.
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What is rudiment?
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Can anybody tell Ingrid
what I mean by teaching Zultan
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some rudiments of English?
- Sure.
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You want us to tell him
a few naughty jokes.
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No, Giovanni.
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Just English conversation.
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We will learning to speak
English as good as what we dos.
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Well on second
thought, perhaps it's
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not such a good idea after all.
Right.
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Come on let's get cracking.
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Questions and answers tonight.
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Come on.
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Remember you're here to
learn, not enjoy yourselves.
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Juan.
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S , senor.
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What is a colloquialism?
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It's a long word.
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Yes, but what does it mean?
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It means, I don't
know what it means.
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It's another word for slang.
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Slang.
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Ah, like a broken arm.
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Broken arm?
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S .
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When you break an arm,
you put it in a slang.
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That's a sling.
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Ah.
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Thought I--
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Colloquialism
is a term applied
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to words used in everyday
English that are not literary.
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Understand?
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No.
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Well, I suggest you study
chapter 9, vocabulary.
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Taro.
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Rephrase the
following sentence.
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The lawn needs cutting badly.
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The lawna needso
cuttingbo goodly.
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No, Taro.
The lawn badly needs cutting.
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What is the future
of the verb, I sleep.
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I wake.
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No, Anna.
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The future of I sleep
is I am going to sleep.
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Ya.
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And after I sleep, I wake.
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Giovanni.
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S .
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Give me a sentence
using the word, deliver.
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That's easy.
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Too much vino is no
good for deliver.
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Are you serious?
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Sure.
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I read it in the newspaper.
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Yeah, well I suggest you
study the chapter on spelling.
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Okey cokey.
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Max, decline the
verb, to write.
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I write, he write.
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Wrong.
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OK.
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I right, he wrong.
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I write, he
writes, she writes.
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Concentrate on your verbs.
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OK.
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Ali.
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Yes please.
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Spell chemist.
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Oh blimey.
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K, E, M.
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Chemist does not
begin with a K.
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It sounds like
it begins with K.
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CH.
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That is making it chemist.
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No.
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The CH is pronounced kuh.
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Ah, now I'm understanding.
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C H is kuh.
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Yes.
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Oh blimey.
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Then last night I'm
eating a sandwik
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with keys and.
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It's not a hard
and fast rule, Ali.
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You need to study the
chapter on consonants.
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Jolly good.
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Daniel.
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Give me another
word for obnoxious.
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Swedish.
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Come on.
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Ranjeet.
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If something that is
black is blackish,
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what is something that is red?
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A book.
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Reddish.
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1,000 apologies.
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But you're right, they are red.
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What are?
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Radishes.
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I like them very much.
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It's radishes.
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Another 1,000 apologies.
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Su-Lee, what is a green belt?
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What you wear with
your green dress.
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A green belt is an
area of land on which
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you are not allowed to build.
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Jamila, what is the
past tense of I ride?
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Excuse, master D.
I no hear question.
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What is the past
tense of I ride.
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I like better when
I no hear question.
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Move along, Jamila.
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I ride.
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I ride it.
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Rode.
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Ah, I ride it on road.
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The past tense of
I ride is I rode.
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Ingrid, what is the meaning
of the word, illiterate?
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Someone who is
knowing language not.
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At last, someone has
answered a question correctly.
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Well done, Ingrid.
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The question was easy.
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Easy as yours was.
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Listen how she
speaks the English.
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All backwards to front.
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That won't do, girls.
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Come on, Ingrid deserves
to be complimented.
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She's the only one to
answer a question correctly.
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Hey, you not ask
Zultan anything yet.
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Well, I hardly think you'll
understand the question,
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let alone be able
to give an answer.
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Please.
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What is this?
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It's.
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Book.
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Ah, book.
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Good.
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What is that?
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Window.
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Window.
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- Door.
- Door.
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Very good.
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Now, what is this?
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Window.
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Book.
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What is that?
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Door.
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Window.
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Door.
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Good.
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Crumpet.
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If this is an example
of your teaching methods,
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Mr. Brown I am not amused.
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It's probably something
he picked up from Giovanni.
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Well I came in to ask
you about the coach trip.
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What coach trip?
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Don't you ever read
the notice boards?
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Oh, yes.
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Well occasionally.
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Not listen, everybody.
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For the past two weeks there
has been a notice on the board
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to the effect that Mrs.
Hunter, our history teacher,
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is organizing her
annual coach trip
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to a stately home for Sunday.
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We are going to Barclay Hall,
the ancestral home of Humphrey
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Earl of Barclay,
which is renowned
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for its remarkable
collection of tapestries
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and ancient manuscripts.
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Now who would like to go?
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Don't you want to go?
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I'm afraid he doesn't
understand much English.
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Well put his name down.
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It'll do him good.
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The tickets are
one pound 50 each.
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You can collect the money.
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And I shall expect you
to come along, of course.
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Are you going?
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Naturally.
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Well I had planned to
do something on Sunday.
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Cancel it.
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Well I don't think I can.
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I shall expect you to be
here on Sunday at 12:00 sharp.
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Good
morning, everyone.
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Are the others on the coach?
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They haven't arrived.
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Not yet.
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Morning everybody.
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everybody.
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What is all this?
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It's beer.
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We are not driving.
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So we can be drinking.
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Should we have
the first one now?
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No, we won't have
at the first one now.
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Please, get on the
coach everyone.
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We can't.
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Why not?
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You're only short one coach.
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Ms. Courtney's in there
now sorting it out.
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What did the man
say, Ms. Courtney?
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The man said you
only ordered one coach.
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That's not true.
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I definitely
ordered two coaches.
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Typical male inefficiency.
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Is there a problem?
- Yes.
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We're a coach missing.
- Can't they send one down?
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They haven't got another one.
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They're fully booked.
- What are we going to do?
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Oh, I could get you a coach.
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Could you, Sid?
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Yeah.
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My brother-in-law is
in the coach business.
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He lets you out for old
change and old age pensioners.
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I drive for him
in me spare time.
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Would you like to go
and ring him, Sidney?
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I'll don't mind to
pop around the corner.
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It's not very far.
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I'll be back 10 minutes
with a cockroach and more.
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With a coach.
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Stop this at once, geez.
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I expect they're
anxious to get started.
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Why don't you get going
and we'll follow on as soon
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as Sid arrives.
What a good idea.
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Now Mrs. Hunter, will
you get on the boss?
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Allow me.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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Ms. Courtney.
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No, I'm not going.
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Oh, you've changed your mind?
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No, I am getting on
your coach with you.
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Stop it, please.
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Oh, blimey.
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I'm thinking we are
missing the bus.
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No, no, no.
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Ours hasn't arrived yet.
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We are being OK.
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All right.
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Hey, you've got
some beer as well.
275
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:24,800
Why don't we have a drink now?
276
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,033
That's a good idea.
277
00:11:27,133 --> 00:11:30,033
It is not a good idea at all.
278
00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:32,600
This is supposed to be
an educational trip,
279
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,700
not a tippler's tour.
280
00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:50,367
Here we are.
281
00:11:50,467 --> 00:11:51,600
Is this the best
you can do, Sid?
282
00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:52,533
Don't worry.
283
00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:53,533
She's very comfortable.
284
00:11:53,633 --> 00:11:55,533
Just like riding on
a cushion of air.
285
00:12:02,433 --> 00:12:03,933
And don't forget
there's plenty
286
00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:06,900
more where this came from.
287
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,533
Hey, when we get on coach,
you and me, we sit together.
288
00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:11,467
OK?
289
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:12,300
Aye.
290
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,633
I'm a sit next to Danielle.
291
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,833
You go sit next to Ingrid.
292
00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:15,767
Hey.
293
00:12:15,867 --> 00:12:16,733
No, no, no.
294
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,100
Ingrid sits beside me.
295
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,200
I would very much
like to sit with Ingrid.
296
00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:27,300
What are you
arguing about now?
297
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,133
It's about where we sit
on the coach, professore.
298
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:33,733
But Danielle is desperate
to sit next to me.
299
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:34,867
Is that right, Danielle?
300
00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:35,833
No.
301
00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:36,800
You see.
302
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,267
She wants to sit next to me.
303
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,200
Yes?
304
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,100
No.
305
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,367
I want to sit next to Mr. Brown.
306
00:12:42,467 --> 00:12:44,633
I like Mr. Brown to sit with.
307
00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:46,833
You not sit next to Mr.
Brown, you Swedish bas--
308
00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:51,167
Everybody sit down
in your places, please.
309
00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:57,000
As we have some time
to wait for the coach,
310
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,467
and in order to avoid
any further arguments,
311
00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:00,867
we will draw lots.
312
00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:03,667
Lots of what?
313
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:07,967
Drawing lots will decide
who will sit next to who.
314
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:09,333
All right.
315
00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:10,700
So I want you to write
your names on these pieces
316
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,133
of paper I'm giving you.
317
00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:14,400
And then we will put them
in the waste paper basket
318
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,533
and draw them out one at a time.
319
00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:20,000
Liko Bingo.
320
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,233
Similar to Bingo, yes.
321
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:24,900
Don't forget to
write your name.
322
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,600
No, I won't, Danielle.
323
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:27,600
All right.
324
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,600
Everybody finished?
325
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:29,800
All right.
326
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,733
Now fold them up and
put them in here.
327
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,667
And this time when I draw
them out, that will be final.
328
00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:35,700
I don't want any more arguments.
329
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,033
Is that understood?
330
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,300
Yeah.
331
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,200
Good.
332
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,800
Right.
333
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,133
Everybody ready then?
334
00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:45,167
Ingrid, will you give them
a shake for me, please?
335
00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:48,633
Yeah, I shake it for you.
336
00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:50,600
Good.
337
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,533
Ali.
338
00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:57,767
Oh dear me.
339
00:13:57,867 --> 00:14:00,867
Who is going to be the
lucky one to be getting me?
340
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:01,767
Ranjeet.
341
00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:07,300
Can you please stop it again?
342
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,133
No.
343
00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:09,500
It's a perfectly fair system.
344
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,933
In any case it's time you
two learned to coexist.
345
00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:15,367
Max.
346
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:19,967
If the next name is
Giovanni, I'm not going.
347
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,333
Anna.
348
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:23,233
On second thoughts,
I'd rather have Giovanni.
349
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,467
You are very rude.
350
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,167
I was only joking.
351
00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:36,633
When we get on coach you
and me, we sit at the back.
352
00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:37,900
OK?
353
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,067
We sit at the front
and no funny business.
354
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,600
Danielle.
355
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:50,367
Please let it be me.
356
00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:51,467
Zultan.
357
00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:54,267
Santa Maria.
358
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:58,933
You will sit next to
Danielle on the coach.
359
00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:00,233
Ah, thank you.
360
00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:08,867
Taro.
361
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,533
Jamila.
362
00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:16,300
Happy to sit next to you.
363
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:20,600
I am also most happy to
be sitting next to you.
364
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,100
Ingrid.
365
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,400
Profesor, please.
366
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,333
Juan.
367
00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:30,667
Giovanni.
368
00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:35,200
It's got to be Su-Lee
or you, professore.
369
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,433
Su-Lee.
370
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:38,867
But who are you to be
sitting next to, professor?
371
00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:41,000
Come along, everybody.
372
00:15:58,533 --> 00:15:59,700
- Come along, Mr. Brown.
- Right.
373
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,700
You no where we're going, Sid?
374
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,800
No idea.
375
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,700
Then how does he think he
is going to get us there.
376
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,100
Oh, don't worry, Ms. Courtney.
377
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,167
I've got a map and a pretty
good sense of direction.
378
00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:10,733
We'll be there in time.
379
00:16:19,733 --> 00:16:21,167
I am thinking we are lost.
380
00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,267
We are not lost.
381
00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:23,633
Now where are we, Sid?
382
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,133
I don't know.
You had the map.
383
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:26,667
You were doing the navigating.
384
00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:28,700
Well I couldn't read it in
that old bone shaker of yours.
385
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,100
It kept jiggling up and down.
386
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,833
Then you should have
jiggled up and down with it.
387
00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:34,033
We are most definitely lost.
388
00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:35,167
We are not lost.
389
00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:36,467
We're just not
where we should be.
390
00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:38,767
Perhaps you could show
us where we should be.
391
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:39,867
Well, I know
where we should be.
392
00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:41,067
I just don't know where we are.
393
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,967
Look, we passed a sign
just down the road.
394
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,267
Now did anybody
see what it said?
395
00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:47,533
- Yes, please.
- Right.
396
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:48,667
Well, I'll look it up
on the map and then
397
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,167
we will know where we are.
398
00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:52,333
I really don't think that
would be much help, Mr. Brown.
399
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:53,567
With all due
respect, Ms. Courtney,
400
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,200
I happen to possess
a pathfinders badge
401
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,433
from the Boy Scouts.
402
00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,367
So I know quite a bit
about map reading.
403
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,733
Once I know what the sign
said, it's a simple matter
404
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:01,900
to find out our exact location.
405
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,933
Now what did the sign say?
406
00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,033
Cattle crossing.
407
00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:11,167
Do you think you can find
that on the map, Mr. Brown?
408
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:12,967
I'm telling you, we are lost.
409
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,767
If you don't shut up
you'll be lost cuz when
410
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,667
we move off we'll abandon you.
411
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:19,867
Well, I suggest we carry on
until we get to a main road.
412
00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:21,300
There's bound to be a sign post.
- Good idea.
413
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,433
All right.
Start her up, Sid.
414
00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:24,733
Come on everyone.
415
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,667
Finish your drink.
416
00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:28,800
We're leaving.
417
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,233
Now what's the matter?
418
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,767
Well it sounds to me as
if the engine won't start.
419
00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:38,067
That is paintedly obvious.
420
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:41,133
The engine won't start.
421
00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:42,800
Why won't it start?
422
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:43,767
Well, hang on a minute.
423
00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:45,133
We'll find out.
424
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:48,200
Boys, give us a hand with
that bollie, will ya?
425
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:53,833
Oh, I and Mr, Brown, switch the
ignition on when I tell you.
426
00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:56,500
All right.
427
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,700
Switch on.
428
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:04,900
Funny.
429
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,533
Sid, your petrol
gauge reads empty.
430
00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:08,467
Yeah, well it's broken.
431
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:10,900
It always reads empty.
432
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,700
So how do you know
when it is empty?
433
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,000
I got a dipstick here, see.
434
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,900
Stand back and let me through.
435
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,167
Stand back Ms. Courtney.
436
00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:20,100
You see, this is the petroleum.
437
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,200
We put the dipstick
in as far as it'll go.
438
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:26,600
That tells you whether it's
fuller or whether it's empty.
439
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,267
Well, it's empty.
440
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:31,767
Marvelous.
441
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:33,200
We don't know where we are.
442
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,433
And even if we did, we wouldn't
be able to get anywhere.
443
00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:38,967
Ah, never mind.
I'll go find a garage.
444
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:41,300
Hey, why don't
we have another.
445
00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:45,967
Might as well, I suppose.
446
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,667
There's no telling how
long til Sid will be here.
447
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:48,567
Give me a sip of that.
448
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,500
Ms. Courtney.
449
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,833
No thank you.
450
00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:52,700
And I don't think any of you
should have a drink either.
451
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,233
Oh, come on Ms. C. One
little drink won't harm anyone.
452
00:18:56,333 --> 00:19:00,800
They have already consumed
two of those large cans.
453
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,200
What goes in must
eventually come out.
454
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:07,433
And it could lead to a
lot of embarrassment.
455
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:09,867
Excuse me, please.
456
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:13,700
I'm not really wanting
to be embarrassing.
457
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,300
Then you will have to wait.
458
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,567
Oh, blimey.
459
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,700
I shall wait on the coach.
460
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,000
Right.
Well come on.
461
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,533
Gather around, everyone.
462
00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:25,533
While we're waiting for Sid we
might as well have a lesson.
463
00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,100
Aw, no lesson.
464
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,167
Mr. Brown, we're
not in the class.
465
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:33,733
It no good to work on Sundays.
466
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:38,300
Six days shall thou be in labor.
467
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,400
In China, people
work every day.
468
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:44,333
With respeto, we
are not in China.
469
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,667
All right, all right we.
470
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,767
Will play a game.
471
00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:49,467
I know a good game.
472
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:50,967
A Kick or a Kiss.
473
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,600
Never heard of it.
474
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,500
The boys chase the girls
and when they catch one
475
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,967
they say, what do you
want, a kick or a kiss?
476
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,100
That's a good game.
477
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,033
From you, I prefer a kick.
478
00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,933
We will play I Spy.
479
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:06,067
Now that is a game
that will help
480
00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:07,567
you all with your vocabulary.
481
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,500
Now, you get the first letter
of something you can see.
482
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,533
And anybody else has to
try and guess what it is.
483
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,567
I'll start it off so you
can see how it's played.
484
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:22,400
I spy with my little eye
something beginning with G.
485
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,233
Gigi.
486
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,767
No, it couldn't be.
487
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:26,967
Giovanni.
488
00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:27,900
No.
489
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,400
I'll give you a clue.
490
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,933
I'm sitting on it.
491
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,033
Bottom.
492
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,800
No, Max.
493
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,933
Gate.
494
00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:38,300
Oh, gate.
495
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,233
OK.
496
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,600
All right, who's
going to go next?
497
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:41,533
Yes, please.
498
00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:42,900
Ranjeet.
499
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:48,467
I am spying with my little
eye something beginning with N.
500
00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:50,167
N, everyone.
501
00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:51,700
- Nose?
- No.
502
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,633
Nuttle.
503
00:20:52,733 --> 00:20:53,867
No.
504
00:20:53,967 --> 00:20:54,767
Nesto.
505
00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:55,700
No.
506
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,433
Neck.
507
00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:58,433
No.
508
00:20:58,533 --> 00:20:59,367
Nut.
509
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,333
No.
510
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:01,233
Nail.
511
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,333
No.
512
00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:03,067
Knitting.
513
00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:04,967
You are being stupid.
514
00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:07,100
Knitting is not
starting with a N.
515
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,533
Well done, Ranjeet.
516
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:09,667
In fact, we give up.
517
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,833
Now you tell us what is
it that begins with N.
518
00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:12,733
Engine.
519
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,333
You damn fool.
520
00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:20,567
You are being more
stupid than I.
521
00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:24,000
Don't you call me stupid,
you Pakistani..
522
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:24,933
Quiet.
523
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,900
Don't you two start again.
524
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,400
Hey.
525
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,267
Mr. Brown, I got some petrol
from an old farm over there.
526
00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:32,600
I'll get you there in no time.
527
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,867
Right.
Come on everyone.
528
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:34,800
All aboard.
529
00:21:54,033 --> 00:21:55,067
Hurry up.
530
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:56,333
Everybody out.
531
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,267
Come along.
532
00:22:07,933 --> 00:22:10,033
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
533
00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:11,433
Where do you think you're going?
534
00:22:11,533 --> 00:22:14,233
We are going to
visit Barclay's Hall.
535
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,067
No, you're not.
Shove on.
536
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,400
Don't speak to us like that.
537
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,900
I should report you to
the Earl of Barclay.
538
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,233
I am the Earl of Barclay.
539
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:25,233
Now push off before I
sick the dogs on you.
540
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,533
Look, you don't understand.
541
00:22:27,633 --> 00:22:30,133
We have come to visit
your stately home.
542
00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:32,067
Well you are too late.
543
00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:34,233
I only open the house
from 12:00 to 4:00.
544
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:36,400
It's now a quarter to 5:00.
545
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,633
Now shove on.
546
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,467
But please, your earlship,
couldn't you possibly-
547
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,367
Certainly not.
548
00:22:49,233 --> 00:22:50,700
I don't believe it.
549
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,100
What a waste of a day.
550
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,133
Well it was a nice drive.
551
00:22:54,233 --> 00:22:55,900
It was a terrible drive.
552
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,167
Do you think so?
553
00:22:57,267 --> 00:23:01,167
You had better
take us home, Sidney.
554
00:23:01,267 --> 00:23:04,000
And for goodness
sake, Mr. Brown,
555
00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:05,933
try not to lose us this time.
556
00:23:06,033 --> 00:23:07,133
Don't worry, Ms.
Courtney, I never
557
00:23:07,233 --> 00:23:08,667
make the same mistake twice.
558
00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:09,567
All right.
559
00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:11,433
Come on you lot.
Get in.
560
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,567
I think we're up here.
561
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:19,367
No.
562
00:23:19,467 --> 00:23:20,800
We're definitely down here.
563
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,500
You are both wrong.
564
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,067
We are over here.
565
00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:25,467
Excuse, please.
566
00:23:25,567 --> 00:23:26,933
I know where we are.
567
00:23:27,033 --> 00:23:28,233
Well how?
568
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:30,967
We are where we
have been before.
569
00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:32,167
Well how do you know that?
570
00:23:32,267 --> 00:23:35,833
I'm finding out in
our drinking tins.
571
00:23:35,933 --> 00:23:36,833
Hey, well that's easy then.
572
00:23:36,933 --> 00:23:37,833
Isn't it?
573
00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:39,033
I know me way back from here.
574
00:23:39,133 --> 00:23:40,033
Thank goodness for that.
575
00:23:40,133 --> 00:23:40,933
Come on, everybody.
576
00:23:41,033 --> 00:23:42,233
Back on the coach.
577
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,367
Hey, we go in the back?
578
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:53,800
I think I am going to scream.
579
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:54,900
Now what are we going to do?
580
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,733
There's only one
thing we can do.
581
00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:58,100
Come on, everybody.
582
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,800
I spy with my little eye
something beginning with.
583
00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:02,633
Rain.
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