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Oh, school.
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I must phone the school.
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Oh.
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Yes?
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How dare you, you
dirty, old man!
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Oh, blast.
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Hello?
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Hello.
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Whoever you are, you ought
to be ashamed of yourself.
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It's me, Jeremy Brown.
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Well, what are you doing
making obscene phone calls?
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I'm in bed with flu.
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In bed with who?
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Flu.
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Well, this is
most inconvenient.
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Typical of the weaker sex.
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I shall expect you to
be better by Monday.
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In the meantime, I suppose I
should have to take your class.
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Excuse me!
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You should stop.
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Stop it!
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All of you!
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Now, what is the
meaning of this?
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It's s improve our English!
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We don't know the
English dances.
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We are learning to be
twisters, to trot like foxes,
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and the mash the potatoes.
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Yeah, also, we learn
English phrases like,
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do you come here often, and who
is taking your home tonight?
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There are more useful English
phrases to learn than those.
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Now, will you kindly tidy up
this mess and sit down at once,
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all of you.
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And hurry.
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I have to tell you that Mr.
Brown will be with us tonight.
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It appears that he has a virus.
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Is that his girlfriend?
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He has the flu.
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He is laid up in bed.
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Excuse please, how can
he be laid up in bed?
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Surely your are
meaning he's laid down.
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The term, to be laid up, means
the same as being stuck down.
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,,
what a language.
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There is nothing wrong
with the English language.
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It is the most widely spoken
language in the world.
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Does anyone know the origin
of the English language?
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Now come along, where
did English come from?
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England.
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Not quite.
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The early Britians were Celtic.
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From Glasgow.
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I beg your pardon?
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There's Glasgow Rangers,
Glasgow Celtic, football.
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I was not referring
to football.
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I was talking about the race.
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No, no, no, no it's not
a race, it's football!
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I see them playing at
the Milano in the cup.
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Now, don't contradict me.
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And if I have any part
of your stupid remarks,
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I shall send you
out of the class.
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The Celts were a race of people.
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Then came the Goths.
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You see, I was right!
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You have the calls in football!
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All All right, Mr. Capelo.
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I did warn you.
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Kindly leave the class.
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Where will I go to?
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Well, I suggest that you
go home and study your books.
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Now, where was I?
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You were standing there and
you are still standing there.
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Silence!
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Now, take heed because I
shall not tell you again.
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Anyone who persists in
uttering, idiotic nonsense
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will be sent home.
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Now, the Romans invaded
Britain in 43 AD.
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Can anyone tell
me what AD means?
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After dark.
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Right, Mr. Nadir.
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Come along, off you go.
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What am I going for?
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Don't argue, just go.
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Excuse please.
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Out.
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To continue.
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AD means anno domini,
which refers to time
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since the birth of our Lord.
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The time before his
birth we refer to as BC.
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Does anyone know what BC means?
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Before Christmas.
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OK, I go.
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The Romans were
supplanted by the Angles,
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Saxons, and Dukes, who brought
with them a new language--
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Excuse please!
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I thought I told you to go?
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Yes, I go, but I come back.
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You are wanting
on the telephone.
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Mr. Brown is wishing
to speak with you.
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Very well.
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Excuse please.
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No.
Anna?
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Yeah?
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You will take charge of
the class in my absence.
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I shall not be long.
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And don't stand
for any nonsense.
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Do not worry.
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I shall be standing for nothing.
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I shall be sitting down.
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Hello?
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Oh, Hello, Miss Kone.
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I just wanted to
tell you I've got
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all the students homework here.
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Perhaps if you could send
someone around to collect it?
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We do not have a messenger
service, Mr. Brown.
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Are you sure you're
too ill to come in?
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I still feel pretty groggy.
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I mean, besides, I wouldn't
like you to catch my cold.
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I never catch cold.
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I expect the germs freeze to
death instantly in your veins.
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What was that?
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Oh, nothing.
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Look, I better hang up.
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If you want the
homework, it's here.
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Oh.
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And where is everybody?
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They are giving
me stupid answers,
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so I sent them all home.
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Ugh.
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Oh, go away.
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I not hear nothing.
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Me, too.
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Maybe he's sleeping.
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Why don't we try
around the back door?
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Ah!
Back door more better.
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Hello?
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Anybody there?
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Yes, please.
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- Oh, it's you.
- Yes, it is me.
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You rang the
bell a minute ago?
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No, I'm only just arriving.
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Well, somebody rang the bell.
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There's nobody here.
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His bed's still warm.
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Why the door open?
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Oh, no good.
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You're right, Jameel.
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Somebody can come in
and steal something.
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What was that?
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- What is what?
- There was a noise.
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There's somebody in there.
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They've locked the door!
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Oh, blimey.
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I think you are
getting a broken house.
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Burglars?
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Yes, please.
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I think they are banging on your
bell to see if you are inside.
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And now they are breaking in.
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Do you know, you
could be right?
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What's the matter?
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I hear something.
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Good Lord!
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You're absolutely right.
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I think I am being housebroken.
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That was a very evil eye I saw.
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It's a big evil eye!
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Move out the way.
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I open the door.
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Standby.
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I'm going to break
the door down.
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What have you
done with Mr. Brown?
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You fools!
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How we know that's Mr Brown?
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That's Mr. Brown!
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Oh!
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Oh, Mr. Brown,
are you all right?
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Yes, just fine.
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Apart from a touch of concussion
and raging fever, I'm terrific.
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Thank goodness.
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We thought you had flu!
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What are you all doing here?
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Why aren't you at school?
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Well, we finished
early, so we thought
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we'd come and give you a visit!
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Oh, that's very kind of you.
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And we bring you a
big bunch of grapes.
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Oh, thank you.
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We ate one or two on the way.
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Well, it's the
thought that counts.
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You must get in
bed a minute more.
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Yes, I am starting
to feel cold again.
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Uh, Master D, I have
neat, small gift for you.
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Oh, thank you, Jamila.
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You try.
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Very kind of you.
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Yes.
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Little big.
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Yes.
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Well, it will keep me warm.
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Oh, blimey.
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You will not be needing
to wear any gloves.
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Well, perhaps it will shrink.
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Come, Monsieur Poulain,
I must have you in bed.
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Pardon?
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Oh, I see what you mean.
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Let me tuck you in.
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Oh.
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Oh, yes.
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All right.
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Is that better?
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Yes, I'm starting to
feel warm all over now.
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Jerrida and I will
make you some hot milk.
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Hot milk, most good for warms.
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Worms?
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I haven't got worms.
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Not worms, warms.
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Ah-choo!
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Do you mean colds?
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Oh, colds.
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Come.
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Well, I must say,
it's very good of you
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all to come and visit me.
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Take a chair, each.
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Jolly good.
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Where do you wish
us to take chair?
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No, you don't need
to take them anywhere,
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just sit down on them over here.
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Oh, OK.
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Mr. Brown, I
have something here
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to make you feel much better.
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Yeah, well, that's
very good of you, Ollie,
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but I don't want
any more medicine.
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But it is jolly
good for your chest.
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Are you sure?
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Oh, blimey, yes.
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Well, let's have a look then.
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Oh, it smells awful!
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I'm telling you, it is
guaranteed to kill or cure.
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Well, I'm not sure I
like the first alternative.
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Well here goes.
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It's foul!
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Oh, deary me.
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I'm thinking you should not have
been drinking that medicine.
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You said it would
cure my chest!
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Yes, but you're supposed
to be rubbing it on!
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You poisoned me!
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I ring the doctor!
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It's more important
we ring the priest!
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Priest?
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What for?
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For your sacraments!
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You may be dead before
the doctor comes!
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Oh, great, you may
as well go all the way
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and send for the undertaker.
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- OK, what's his address?
- Excuse please!
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He's not being poisoned.
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This medicine, also very
good for your stomach.
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Mm?
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It makes you get up and--
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go!
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Just like prunes!
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Oh, that's all I need!
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I have spilt
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all the milk all over my dress
and now it will be ruined.
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You haven't spilt the
whole pint, have you?
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That was for today and tomorrow.
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Thank you very much!
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Well, you better go and
sponge it off in the bathroom.
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Are you all right?
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You have gone a funny color.
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I think it was
something I just drank.
272
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,467
Shall I give you
the kiss of life?
273
00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:39,367
Yes-- no!
274
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,633
No, no, no.
275
00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:41,900
You'll catch my cold.
276
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,633
You can give me the
kiss of life, please.
277
00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:47,433
Me, too.
278
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,433
- So you like the kissing, yes?
- Oh, yes.
279
00:12:49,533 --> 00:12:50,333
Yes, please.
280
00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:51,600
Oh, good.
281
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:55,933
I shall give both you the
most beautiful french kiss.
282
00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:57,167
Oh.
283
00:12:57,267 --> 00:13:00,600
Oh, I wonder who's
going to be first?
284
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:01,533
Close your eyes.
285
00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:14,367
Excuse, Mr. Brown.
286
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:16,767
Is there anything else
you are wishing us to do?
287
00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:17,667
Yes.
288
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:18,867
Just go home.
289
00:13:18,967 --> 00:13:20,267
You don't want us to stay?
290
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,267
No, no.
291
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,833
I appreciate your
calling, but it's
292
00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:25,167
just that I would recover much
quicker if I were left alone.
293
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:25,933
OK.
294
00:13:26,033 --> 00:13:27,200
We go to the pub.
295
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:29,200
We hope you much
better soon, Mr. Brown.
296
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,467
Come on, Ollie.
297
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:33,500
Good evening!
298
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,833
Good night!
299
00:13:39,933 --> 00:13:41,967
Master D?
300
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:42,900
Hot war.
301
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,133
Oh, thank you, Mila.
302
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,267
Oh, see who that is, would you?
303
00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:51,333
What are you doing here?
304
00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:53,633
I warmed bed for Master D.
305
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,667
I beg your pardon?
306
00:13:56,767 --> 00:13:59,067
It's all right, Miss Courtney,
she means she was just warming
307
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:00,467
a hot water bottle for me.
308
00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:03,133
Mr. Brown, it is highly
improper for this young lady
309
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,633
to be here alone with a man.
310
00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:06,667
Oh, well, I can assure you,
Miss Courtney, that nothing
311
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:08,100
improper is taking place.
312
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:20,733
Mr. Brown, where
can I hang my dress?
313
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,600
Good night, Mr. Brown, sir.
314
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,667
Good evening, Ranjeet.
315
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:42,067
What do you want?
316
00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:45,567
I am coming here to be
making you over the weather.
317
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,833
Over the weather?
318
00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:50,800
Yeah, because I'm hearing
you're under the weather.
319
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,600
Better come in and sit down.
320
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,733
Are we going to be
sitting down together?
321
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:56,800
No, I still don't
feel too well.
322
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,200
I think bed's the best place.
323
00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,333
Whatever you say.
324
00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:08,900
I didn't mean the two of us.
325
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,433
My apologies.
326
00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:12,467
Oh, see who that is, Ranjeet.
327
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,267
Antoine, please come in!
328
00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:25,233
I come to see
how Mr. Brown is.
329
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,033
You OK?
330
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,333
Terrible.
331
00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:29,467
Never mind, I come
to cheer you up.
332
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:30,200
Oh, good.
333
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,267
I could do a cheering up.
334
00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:35,367
I think you don't
look very well.
335
00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:40,033
I think he look very white.
336
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:41,300
He is white.
337
00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:48,933
But he looks more
white than before.
338
00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:55,833
I think you have what we call in
Sevilla, the three day gripper.
339
00:15:55,933 --> 00:15:58,033
I don't like
the sound of that.
340
00:15:58,133 --> 00:15:59,567
Only the last three days.
341
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:03,100
On the first day,
fever like you have.
342
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:07,000
On the second day,
white as you are.
343
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,367
And on the third day--
344
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,400
You get better?
345
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,300
You die.
346
00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:12,733
Finito.
347
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:13,900
Finito.
348
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,567
Oh, thanks for
coming to cheer me up!
349
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:17,567
It's all right!
350
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:18,800
I bring you something.
351
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:21,900
Don't tell me it's some
Spanish medicine recommended
352
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,933
for rubbing on chests.
353
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:26,400
No medicine, Fundador.
354
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,567
Fundador?
355
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:30,300
S , Spanish brandy.
356
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,233
Un momento.
357
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,467
It's a good taste.
358
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,000
It's strong!
359
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,633
Kill all germs!
360
00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:46,667
Not household germs.
361
00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:47,967
Any germ.
362
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:50,833
Well, I mist say it's
warming me up already!
363
00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:52,600
Mm, can I have some more?
364
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,567
Sure, sure!
365
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:55,533
I go!
366
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:02,733
Ah!
367
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:03,700
Tony!
368
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,633
Ah!
369
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,033
Come in!
370
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:08,000
Sit down!
371
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:08,967
Have a drink!
372
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:09,933
Ranjeet--
373
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,100
Yes, Yes, please, Mr. Brown?
374
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,700
I need some glasses.
375
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,267
Are your eyes bad as well?
376
00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:18,700
I mean glasses to drink from.
377
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:19,967
Wholesome apologies.
378
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:21,033
There's some in
the side board.
379
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:22,567
Bring three.
380
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,467
Uh, may I do--
381
00:17:27,733 --> 00:17:28,800
Here you are, Mr. Brown.
382
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:31,167
Thank you.
383
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,100
One for.
384
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,200
Thank you.
385
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:36,667
One for Ranjeet.
386
00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:39,633
You are most kind.
387
00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:42,567
And one for Juan!
388
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:48,933
Bottoms up!
389
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:49,867
Ah!
390
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:52,233
What is bottoms up?
391
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:55,167
It's an English phrase
used when having a drink.
392
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:04,067
I am thinking it us not easy
to be drinking with bottom up.
393
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,700
No, no, no, Ranjeet.
394
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,967
It refers to the glass, the
bottom of the glass, tip it up.
395
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,033
Ah, si.
396
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:14,600
As you say, up the hatch!
397
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:15,700
Down the hatch.
398
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,933
Si, down the hatch.
399
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:18,367
Now I am understanding.
400
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:21,767
I am also knowing, and
they're saying, around the tip
401
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:25,567
and through the gums, look
out, tummy, here it comes!
402
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,867
Very good!
403
00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:31,767
Do you mind if I have another?
404
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:32,967
Claro, claro.
405
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:34,100
Oh, look, you've
finished the bottle.
406
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,833
I was just beginning
to enjoy myself.
407
00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:42,800
I've brought
genuine Japanese Sake.
408
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,200
Oh, Sake, yes.
409
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,567
I've heard of that.
410
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,900
That's what those geisha
girls give you, isn't it?
411
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:55,200
Geisha girls
give you much more.
412
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,500
Yes, so I understand!
413
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:01,167
Hey, Taro, is it true
that the geisha girl,
414
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:03,733
they give you the
on the ,, eh?
415
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:04,700
Yes!
416
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:05,600
Ah!
417
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,367
Yes, yes!
418
00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:16,067
In Japan, man has a
cold, he go see geisha.
419
00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:17,467
What happens?
420
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:23,433
Geisha prepare a hot bath,
then wash men all over.
421
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:29,833
I shall think that would
send your temperature up.
422
00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:35,633
After, men lay
on bedding, geisha
423
00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:39,267
rub him with perfumed oils.
424
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,200
And does that cure a cold?
425
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:48,167
No, it makes it much nicer.
426
00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:56,767
Oh, watch it, Ranjeet.
427
00:19:56,867 --> 00:19:58,067
Look, and if anybody--
428
00:19:58,167 --> 00:19:59,800
leave the catch lock so
that if anybody comes,
429
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:03,300
they can walk straight in.
430
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,667
Good evening, Mr. Brown.
431
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:07,533
Oh, Su-Lee and Anna.
432
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:09,500
We bring you some
things to make you well.
433
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,900
Oh, well, that's
very kind of you,
434
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,400
but actually, I'm
feeling a lot better.
435
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,233
These will clear
your head instant.
436
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:15,600
Take.
437
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,033
Oh, well.
438
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,500
I've tried everything else.
439
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,900
I'm sure a couple more pills
won't make any difference.
440
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,667
Now, we need some hot water.
441
00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:26,133
It's all right, I'll
take it with the Sake.
442
00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:28,733
What for you do that!
443
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,000
You said they'd clear my head!
444
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,067
You are supposed to
put them in a hot water
445
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:33,200
and breath in the fumes!
446
00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:38,500
Oh, I don't feel well!
447
00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:46,133
What about you,
Su-Lee, have you got
448
00:20:46,233 --> 00:20:48,100
some Chinese medicine for me?
449
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,900
Oh, this is not
medicine, this is
450
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,400
very ancient Chinese treatment.
451
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,800
Is it anything like the
geisha girls give you?
452
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,767
Oh, much better.
453
00:20:56,867 --> 00:20:57,700
Oh, wow.
454
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,600
In that case--
455
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:00,867
First, you must strip.
456
00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:01,800
Yeah?
457
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,867
All right!
458
00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:05,400
Only to waist!
459
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,300
Oh.
460
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,133
Oh, yeah.
461
00:21:09,733 --> 00:21:12,567
Now, lay down on stomach.
462
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,533
Like this?
463
00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:16,467
Uh, yes.
464
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,367
I'm ready.
465
00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:19,300
Very good.
466
00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:24,400
Oh, blimey.
467
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,667
- What's the matter?
- Nothing!
468
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:27,133
Nothing!
Nothing whatsoever!
469
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:30,867
Oh, that's lovely.
470
00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:32,300
Can you do the
other side as well?
471
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,000
Hey!
472
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,900
I've heard of kill
or cure, but that's
473
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:37,967
ridi-- what are you doing?
474
00:21:38,067 --> 00:21:38,867
Acupuncture!
475
00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:40,933
Very old Chinese custom.
476
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,000
I got it from
honorable ancestor!
477
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,367
Yeah, well,
honorable ancestors
478
00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:45,500
can jolly well have it back!
479
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,367
Come on back!
480
00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:51,633
We have all each
of us bringing
481
00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:52,933
something to cheer you up.
482
00:21:53,033 --> 00:21:54,000
Jamaica rum!
483
00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:58,333
French wine.
484
00:21:58,433 --> 00:21:59,500
Greek Ouzo.
485
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,133
And Italian Grappa!
486
00:22:01,233 --> 00:22:05,033
Hey, you taste that, eh?
487
00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:06,867
You say it was an accident?
488
00:22:06,967 --> 00:22:08,867
Ha, ha, accident.
489
00:22:08,967 --> 00:22:11,700
Danielle spilled
milk on her dress.
490
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,200
Oh, I see.
491
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:17,067
It appears that, for once,
I have misjudged Mr. Brown.
492
00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:18,900
Well, I suppose I
had better call in
493
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,833
and apologize on my way home.
494
00:22:23,933 --> 00:22:25,900
Who wants another drink, eh?
495
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:26,800
Hey!
496
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,400
Oh, it's all gone!
497
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,867
Oh.
498
00:22:30,967 --> 00:22:33,433
Hey, everybody!
499
00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:35,867
It's the conga!
500
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,300
Mr. Brown?
501
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,233
Hello, Miss Courtney.
502
00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:18,667
This is disgraceful.
503
00:23:18,767 --> 00:23:22,033
No, please, this is Congo.
504
00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:23,200
Silence!
505
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:26,000
I suggest you all
leave immediately.
506
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,100
Aww.
507
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,033
Thank you all for.
508
00:23:33,133 --> 00:23:36,533
It made my flu time
really pleasurable.
509
00:23:46,267 --> 00:23:48,900
As for you, Mr.
Brown, words fail.
510
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,567
Oh, come on, Miss Courtney.
511
00:23:50,667 --> 00:23:52,267
They're only coming here
to cheer me up a bit.
512
00:23:52,367 --> 00:23:54,300
I warn you, Mr. Brown,
if this sort of thing
513
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,567
ever occurs again in
the future, you are out!
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