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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:48,400 How old are you? 20. 2 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:51,680 Are you from Russia? 3 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:55,120 Yes. Are you nervous? 4 00:01:56,270 --> 00:01:59,750 Shooting on the PAL system. 5 00:02:00,550 --> 00:02:01,550 Faceless cam. 6 00:02:29,230 --> 00:02:30,230 You like sex? 7 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:32,410 Like. You like. Yes. 8 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:39,990 I don't know if anybody should know, but this is like my sixth time having sex 9 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:40,990 today. 10 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:44,250 I hear people going, aw, poor Ed. 11 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:21,930 Give me a shot right in there straight in 12 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:27,510 Wet. Nice and wet. 13 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:28,930 Good for a tongue. 14 00:06:38,990 --> 00:06:41,790 What? What? 15 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:55,320 and burn you with the light. 16 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,080 Amen. 17 00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:23,650 There's miracles and miracles. 18 00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:34,350 Look at me. 19 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,490 Camera, look at me. 20 00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:39,930 I quit. 21 00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:44,810 Do you have any applications? 22 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,360 See you soon, son. 23 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,800 Yeah. 24 00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:25,780 Yeah. 25 00:22:38,519 --> 00:22:41,320 um wow 26 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:05,910 Okay. 27 00:24:55,790 --> 00:24:57,630 We need to put our heads close for her. 28 00:25:42,990 --> 00:25:43,990 Easy. 29 00:26:44,330 --> 00:26:45,330 Oh, yes. 30 00:26:45,830 --> 00:26:46,830 Oh. 31 00:26:50,070 --> 00:26:51,650 Okay, good girl. 32 00:26:52,530 --> 00:26:53,930 Good girl. 33 00:26:55,510 --> 00:26:56,510 Easy. 34 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:59,050 Easy. Oh, 35 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,270 see? Yeah. 36 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,840 Thank you. 37 00:28:04,189 --> 00:28:08,250 Get a close up. 38 00:28:16,330 --> 00:28:17,330 Mmm. 39 00:29:51,270 --> 00:29:52,270 Thank you. 40 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,180 Whoa. 41 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:20,640 Oh, God. 42 00:32:30,459 --> 00:32:31,459 Oh. 43 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:24,670 hi folks and welcome to another global warming i thought that uh we'd have a 44 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:28,430 little interview with faceless since everybody's probably wondering who he is 45 00:33:28,430 --> 00:33:34,630 what he is and why is he faceless so well without any uh further ado 46 00:33:34,630 --> 00:33:37,970 let's uh pop in faceless 47 00:33:37,970 --> 00:33:44,650 well you know i i didn't do it electronically 48 00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:46,250 folks i popped it in handheld 49 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,900 Can't say it's actually magic, but here's Faceless. 50 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,660 Hello, Mr. Faceless. 51 00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:53,140 Hi, folks. 52 00:33:57,020 --> 00:34:00,880 Oh, boy. Okay, so why Faceless? 53 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:08,940 Well, you know, being quite ugly and 54 00:34:08,940 --> 00:34:11,020 having a jealous girlfriend. 55 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,760 Oh, I see. So you say you're ugly. 56 00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:16,790 And you have a jealous girlfriend. 57 00:34:17,050 --> 00:34:19,630 Yeah, I mean, being out here, I was just scared of the pain, so. 58 00:34:21,550 --> 00:34:26,870 Well, I've seen your face, and I've got to admit, you have cracked a few 59 00:34:26,870 --> 00:34:31,110 mirrors, and the camera had to fix a couple of cameras. 60 00:34:31,530 --> 00:34:38,449 But, you know, I'm not exactly, you know, I'm 61 00:34:38,449 --> 00:34:41,030 not exactly a domicile, you know. 62 00:34:41,770 --> 00:34:44,170 Yeah, or maybe I'm just lying. 63 00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:49,580 the guy next door, or one of your friends, or a politician, or... You 64 00:34:49,580 --> 00:34:50,780 know. I see. 65 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:53,760 Yeah, there could be many reasons. 66 00:34:54,179 --> 00:35:00,460 Yeah. Well, do you enjoy working 67 00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:06,880 or being in movies more that you're faced with? Does it give you some kind 68 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,880 better feeling? 69 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,500 Of course. It's a fantasy country. 70 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,420 You know, fucking all these new beautiful girls. 71 00:35:15,759 --> 00:35:16,840 Fantastic. I see. 72 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,860 And they do seem to like you, so I guess they see some personality through your 73 00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:22,960 facelessness. 74 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,400 Maybe it's your dick. I don't know. 75 00:35:26,420 --> 00:35:27,540 Got to be something. 76 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,240 Yeah. 77 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:37,100 Anyway, you seem to have gotten a lot more sex and 78 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:38,120 pussy. Will you leave that alone? 79 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:41,040 Since being with me, is that true? 80 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,440 That's true. 81 00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:49,090 Do we know your origin? Do we know where you come from? 82 00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:52,590 Europe. Europe. Yeah. I see. 83 00:35:52,870 --> 00:35:57,350 Your accent's out of place, but it could be anything, actually. 84 00:35:58,710 --> 00:36:00,010 Yeah, Europe. 85 00:36:00,530 --> 00:36:02,890 Europe. Big place, Europe. 86 00:36:03,410 --> 00:36:04,610 We're in Europe right now. 87 00:36:05,490 --> 00:36:07,030 No, we're in Hungary. 88 00:36:08,110 --> 00:36:09,390 Do you want something to eat? 89 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,280 Oh, because you said you're hungry. 90 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:17,020 We're in hungry. 91 00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:24,460 Anyway, I just thought we had a little conversation with you. 92 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,680 You know, I got to tell you, a lot of people thought, you know, a lot of 93 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,800 like the international devs, of course. 94 00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:35,380 And I enjoyed seeing the new girls, especially when they'd say, hello, Ed. 95 00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:37,060 know, it's kind of cute, you know. 96 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,720 Lack a little personality, but we're working on your personality, you know. 97 00:36:41,820 --> 00:36:42,900 Look what we did for Jake. 98 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,860 Actually, look what Jake did for Jake. 99 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:50,380 I think just the association here will help quite a bit, don't you think? 100 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:55,580 And the new European girls that you will see nowhere else than in your country, 101 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,520 they will speak some more to you. 102 00:36:58,380 --> 00:37:00,040 Oh, Facebook. There's the phone. 103 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,040 You know what that means. 104 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,700 It could be somebody. 105 00:37:06,580 --> 00:37:07,580 Let's see. 106 00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:11,980 Hello? 107 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:13,680 Hello? 108 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,580 Fine, how are you? 109 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,360 The girls are on their way? 110 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:23,280 Uh -huh. 111 00:37:24,260 --> 00:37:26,380 Yes. Thank you. 112 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,440 There's no traffic now? 113 00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:33,240 The town is empty. 114 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,820 You're on video camera right now. 115 00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:40,560 We were rolling and I figured I'd pick up the phone. 116 00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:45,400 I really think you should really quit while you're ahead. 117 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,580 Because, you know, it's the only way to do it. The only way to get ahead in life 118 00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:52,180 is if you're honest to people. 119 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,020 That's what I'm telling you. 120 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,520 I think the girls are here. 121 00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:03,460 The girls are here. Let's go check them out. Come on. Come on, everybody. 122 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,840 The girls are here. Come on, the girls are here. 123 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,720 The girls are here. Come on. 124 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,240 Gee, Ed, expect him to take me. 125 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,540 That's okay, Ed. 126 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,160 Ed? 127 00:38:38,540 --> 00:38:40,620 because you better get it behind the camera. Oh, okay. 128 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,520 Hi, guys. 129 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:46,540 Ciao. 130 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:50,880 I'm fine, and you? 131 00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:53,340 I'm fine, 132 00:38:53,980 --> 00:38:54,899 and you? 133 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:55,980 Good, good. 134 00:39:09,490 --> 00:39:10,510 And Dora. 135 00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:16,250 So? 136 00:39:16,650 --> 00:39:17,650 So. 137 00:39:20,850 --> 00:39:21,850 Yeah, 138 00:39:33,470 --> 00:39:37,170 so they just arrived, folks, and we'll, we'll, uh, 139 00:39:37,930 --> 00:39:41,550 We'll be back after a moment when everybody knows what we're going to do 140 00:39:41,550 --> 00:39:42,550 together. 141 00:39:43,170 --> 00:39:44,890 Maybe we'll see them dance. 142 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,870 Maybe I'll dance with them. You can see me dance too. 143 00:39:48,350 --> 00:39:49,850 Maybe you're all thrilled about that. 144 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:52,850 um 145 00:42:17,450 --> 00:42:18,450 Thank you. 146 00:43:20,330 --> 00:43:21,690 um 147 00:44:50,690 --> 00:44:57,350 So, Leila, Dora, first time with a girl? 148 00:45:00,090 --> 00:45:01,090 So, 149 00:45:02,290 --> 00:45:08,590 Leila, Dora, 150 00:45:09,830 --> 00:45:12,590 yes, is this your first time with a girl? 151 00:45:18,370 --> 00:45:19,370 Okay. 152 00:45:20,790 --> 00:45:22,050 Layla. Hi. 153 00:45:22,430 --> 00:45:24,010 Dora. Hi. 154 00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:25,750 Hi. 155 00:45:25,990 --> 00:45:26,990 Yes. 156 00:45:27,650 --> 00:45:31,010 Is this your first time being with a girl? 157 00:45:31,630 --> 00:45:34,150 Yes. Yes, it's your first time. 158 00:45:34,910 --> 00:45:36,450 So you have to show her. 159 00:45:37,330 --> 00:45:38,810 You have to show her. 160 00:45:39,450 --> 00:45:40,450 Yes. 161 00:45:42,630 --> 00:45:44,730 So let me get my head out of the way. 162 00:45:48,890 --> 00:45:52,590 I'll do my best not to jump in and ruin the... 163 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,120 You don't get it. 164 01:02:52,910 --> 01:02:53,910 Thank you. 10326

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