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My name is John.

My name is Marco.

My name is Vincent.

I love porn.

These guys are the lucky ones that are going to be experiencing a porn star

experience for the first time today.

Oh, I knew they had a pro like me.

Yeah, he said he liked Buffy, had a girl, so that works out perfectly.

The time has come where you guys are about to get your dicks wet.

Wow,

that

was... Oh, my...

God, unbelievable.

Yeah, I should do this every day.

Woo!

My friend took me here, and then she... Yeah, man, I had to skip

my homeowners association meeting today, you know, and just drive straight,

because, you know, it's a fucking shot. So what made you decide to try out the

porn star experience?

I want to get laid, dude.

Like, really, you know, I go, I see all those women who sit at home, like, those

husbands, they don't fuck them, you know, so they're fucking horny, you

and I'm looking at them, those boobs, those bodies, everything, and my dick

feels like...

about to explode and I can't fuck anyone from home on this association because

it's against the rules.

So I saw this ad, this ad, you know, online, you guys posted and it fucking

applied, you know, and now I'm stressed because I can't, I can't do this, but,

you know. They're a little bit older, but is that sort of a turn on for you

girls? Is that the issue?

You took the words out of my mouth.

What type of girl is your type?

It's like a MILF with, you know, like a big ass and, you know, like big tits.

But also, I, like, to be honest with you, I, like, lately I've been

like, the rough side of me, you know. So I wouldn't mind trying my skills with a

porn star who is smaller size, maybe more flexible.

Just down here, those guys are fucking ugly. Like, we should go.

These guys are the lucky ones that are going to be experiencing the porn star

experience for the first time today.

So they're going to draw some names at random a bit later. We're going to

surprise you guys with hopefully some good dick later. So I hope you girls can

horn in.

Exciting stuff. What are your set methods?

Do you have any special skills, anything like that?

How do you make girls come?

Oh, Geralt. I don't have any special methods.

I can make myself come.

I think I'm breathing too fast.

How's that heart rate going?

It's not good, man.

How are you, John?

How are you feeling?

But I feel like the blood is going to the Christ part.

Y 'all gave us a good collection there. Hell yeah.

All right, we're going to have some fun.

All right, we'll check back in with you guys in a sec, all right? All right.

What is your biggest fantasy?

Like, if you could write your dream porn scenario, what would it be? Okay, so

I'll show you. Like, my dream porn scenario is, like, you know, like, if

fucking someone, and, like, you know, and if she's flexible, like, all right,

talked about it. I lift, all right? I put my dick inside her and just fuck her

like a gorilla.

Have you ever seen it?

Yes. Because you work in Barnesville, you probably saw everything.

Yeah. I haven't seen it, but I thought about it.

You need to shout out to that.

I feel like I'm really good at arching my back, so I'm excited for Doggy. I

like that's my, I set up my body nice. I feel like he'll definitely visually

please. So here, Charlotte, what do you mean by that?

I'm not pointable.

Yes.

That's a nice butt.

So good.

How confident are you? How do you think that you'll do today?

I'm not confident at all.

I'm just going with the flow.

All right, well, I wish you nothing but the best of luck.

We're going to do some pairing shortly, and hopefully you'll have a good time.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

So we've got some cards here.

You guys are going to pick randomly here.

Luna Lux.

Luna Lux. Wow.

Show the card.

Flexible one that was sitting on my Luna Lux. Yeah.

Oh, okay. Show the card. Show the card.

Well, Marco, at least you don't have to look at the card. We got some steps for

you guys.

We're going to do a little porn scene, and I just want you guys to have fun,

right? Sounds good. Let's do it, all right?

Let's get you guys.

All right, so follow us over here, all right? You go first, though.

And look who's next.

Yes, I am.

I'm excited.

I'm going to show you off, show you off.

The shoes?

Yeah.

Are you excited to get some dick? Definitely.

I've been waiting.

Yeah.

Well, it got horny as fuck, so. You think it's going to be good?

Yeah, yeah.

I hope so. I would even.

Dave,

trust and fix you to us.

And this is why she's my wife.

Don't play with it.

All

right,

Luna, you ready? He's right outside the door. I'm about to bring him in. You

ready? All right, come on in, Vince.

Hey. Hey, again, I mean.

I'm obviously a little stressed out, as you can imagine. There's nothing to be

stressed about.

Oh, here it is. My first experience with porn star, right? Are you excited?

I'm excited as fuck. I'm looking at your body like you look amazing.

Sit next to her. Sit next to her.

I'll take my shoes off and my socks because I know that man shouldn't be

comfortable.

I'm talking too much. I'm stressed. I think he's nervous. Yeah, sit down. I'm

not very nervous. You look so good. I'm making me feel more comfortable. Jesus.

Wait, relax, Vince. Get to know her a little bit first. Relax.

Man, it's like... Yeah.

Ask her name. You know her name yet? Actually, can you put this camera on the

tripod and leave for five minutes?

No, no. That's not how it works. Okay.

Then, well... Talk to her a little bit. Let me see your wrist.

First of all, I'm happy that, you know, I got you because, you know, you're the

prettiest out of everyone. I think we're all beautiful, but thank you.

But, you know, yeah, but I didn't like those guys.

So maybe that's why I'm saying this.

Yeah. But I'm also jealous because I'm afraid they might do better than me.

Confidence. Yeah.

I don't know. I mean.

You got it, Vince. Let me see. Let me see you do.

Start on dressing her a little bit. Maybe we can make you less nervous. Me

her? I'm a man. You need to tell me something. You want to untie this? Yeah,

untie the top. Oh, my God.

And then turn it to me, though. I want to see it.

Damn it.

You want to do it? I don't know how. I don't have so much experience with it,

you know?

That's how I should do it? Yeah.

Oh.

You like? Will you let me play with your boobs? Of course.

I think

I'm getting a little, like, you know, hard.

Already?

Yeah, yeah, of course it was good.

No, whenever you want it.

Luna, show me your butt.

Yeah,

let me see. Yeah, twerk for him a little bit. Yes, like in a music video.

Oh my God, I don't know what I'm talking about.

It's at a loss for words. Yeah, just absorb it.

Take your shoes off. Thank you.

A gentleman.

Right?

Bro, she's twerking and you're paying attention to the shoes?

Shut up, you're distracting me, man. It's like not how porn's supposed to

you know? Like, okay, let me take this.

And let me take care of your bottom.

You're only going to take one shoe off?

No, by the shoe, I'm going to take care of your pussy right now.

Oh.

All right. Ah, okay.

I got super excited.

Yeah? I like it.

It tastes so good. Thank you.

He's got a fat one.

He's doing such a good job.

You don't have to lie down.

Spit on it.

Yeah. Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

You're pretty good.

Oh, yeah? Uh -huh.

Just like that.

Your turn.

I don't have a pussy.

Come on, man.

I should shut the fuck up, you know? Yeah, get over here. Stand over here.

Stand right here, Vince.

This guy keeps telling me what to do, but you know what? At least you won't. I

might.

Watch this one.

There we go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

You like this coffee? So this is how porn sucks a dick, right?

Better find out.

Oh, yeah.

You like my big lips on it?

I do.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Look.

Oh, fuck.

You look fucking amazing. Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm hungry.

You like

all this bread?

Oh yeah.

Vince,

go sit over there. Go on the bed.

Now you can't wait.

It's me waiting.

Wait, suck it some more. So yeah, suck it some more.

Because you're my first and probably last porn star experience.

My wife left me.

I'm sorry.

You'll be sorry once I start fucking you because I don't have a lot of skills.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You like when I gag on it?

Uh -huh.

Do you want me to sit on it?

Sure.

Time for real porn star experience, I guess.

You ready?

I don't know.

Ready, Vince? Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

This is like the tightest porn star pussy I've ever experienced.

Oh, fuck.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

You're pretty good.

Oh,

you're telling me.

Just like this.

See,

I'm still learning.

Fast book, yeah.

It's not bad.

I have a question.

Can I try the position he suggested?

Yeah, for sure. But I'm a very good at it.

Okay. So can you give me some pointers, maybe?

Sure.

Crazy can help, too. I'm going to do my legs like this, and you put it really

deep.

Why is your ass so rad?

Because you smacked it.

Oh.

Mm -hmm.

Bye.

You're fucking that pussy so good.

This is so much right now.

It was so good.

One star pussy.

Ten out of ten.

Is your pussy always wet?

Yeah. Oh, fuck. I thought it was just for me.

So all porn stars have wet pussies or just... Most, I'd say, are the ones that

I've dealt with.

Oh, so you fucked another porn star. All right, big fucker, bro. Come on. What

are you doing?

I'm trying to have a conversation like a real gentleman.

You know, I'm going to take this camera away from you in a second.

Let's try the regular fucking missionary, you know, like... I've been

whole fucking life.

Yeah? Yes. Prove to me how good you are, then.

Challenge accepted.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, fuck.

Yeah,

Chris. Give me the fucking camera, you know? Hold it. Hold it. I got you. Here

we go.

Hold it.

Oh, you see?

Oh, fuck me like the good daddy you are.

Just like that.

Like that? Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck.

All right, that's enough, man. Yeah, you have to do your job, you know?

I signed up for a porn star, not for a camera guy.

So am I polar.

Jesus. He wants to be a director, not a talent.

All right. Make up your mind. Yeah, just fuck.

I'm just trying to make as much money as I can.

All right, go ahead. Here we go.

All right.

I just got that type of thing.

Good job.

Come all over porn star.

Yeah, never mind.

Oh, fuck.

Can I fucking doggy position?

Like a real porn star once again?

I'm going to come all over my...

get it to listen.

Well, that was a lot. That was a big loan.

You must have enjoyed it.

Well, if you forgot, I was left.

You must have been waiting for this day, dude.

I was saving.

Once they selected me for this thing, I was saving.

Nice. Good job. What did you think of Vin? He's good. He's good. He's a good

high five.

He got that.

Nice. Well, good job.

Good job, Chris.

I'm not touching you. All right. Good job, guys.

Bye.

How do I look for a new bankroll porn star after what just happened here?

Yeah. So you just fucked a porn star for the first time. How do you feel?

I feel like she should be the one saying I fucked a porn star after what just

happened. You gave him the porn star, didn't you?

Yeah, it was great. Yeah? Yeah. Was it?

Yeah, it was great. It was actually great.

He tried his best.

Yes.

Well,

he was very lucky.

I agree.

Thanks for coming to Dad Loves Porn. I'm quite as happy to be here.

It went well? You liked it? Yeah. Did you have a good time?

Yeah. She's flexible.

But how did you like this fucking...

Mover. I just showed everyone.

It was good.

I'm glad we were able to bring that fantasy to life.

I'm cramping now, but yeah.

Thank you for coming to Bangros.

Thank you, Bangros!

Yes.